#I don't know :(

[srslylini]

the timeline of the Jinx finds Vi in her pit fight era to get her to Vander also kinda falls apart the more I think about it.

It works IF you let the writers get away with lazy but here is the timeline as I think the show gives us

1. The Timejump of 3-6 months between episode 3 and 4.

in this time two things happen simultaneously. Jinx and Isha grow closer and Vi is pit fighting.

2. The events of episode 4 happen.

after that Vander presumably runs from the prison and finds the mines in which the letter is, which is also a leap but I'll let that slide now.

3. The events of episode 5 happen.

Vi pit fighting happened before and during the events of episode 4.

So here comes the problem. This kind of has to imply Jinx always knew where Vi was. Because Vander ran and she followed. That also tells us she immediately had to go to Vi otherwise Vander would have just moved on, right? So if she immediately went to Vi she also just always knew where she was and hmm. You could say well yes Vi is a pit fighter its advertised but even STILL. From what the show said Jinx was hiding away the entire time, that would make no sense. Even if they showed actual advertisement for Vi. this runs on convenience.

just like potentially, Jinx taking longer to actually find Vi, so how is Vander just still in the mines?? No matter the route taken, it always lands us in the next question.

it's already a leap to assume Jinx was perfectly capable to just follow Vander around, a monster that definetly is faster than her. I know Jinx is fast but come on. It's another leap to assume Vander just conveniently decided to go into the exact mines we need to go into. And then comes the leaps with Vi's pit fighting era.

Every COULD is my own imagination and not shown in the series. It should have been.

At this point the Writers could start at the Olympics, with the leaps they are taking

[minecraft1point7]

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[vextheallay]

H a n d s<3

[through-the-forests]

I- he-

[They backed away from the bars, trying to hold back tears]

[Theres faint humming as Marclene walks into the room.] "Are you awake yet?"

@soldier-searching

[Ze sits at the corner of the room, staring down at the floor]

No.

[lizardsfromspace]

If I was Orpheus I wouldn't have looked back at Eurydice. I would have looked down at the ground to maximize the framerate, and then repeatedly run into Cerberus' second head to perform the Cerberus Skip and warp up to the entrance of Hades. I've done this five times and last time I did manage to shave three and a half seconds off my personal best thanks to favorable Cerberus cycle RNG. I honestly don't get why that dweeb Orpheus could not do this, or even a simple Sisyphus Glide

[somanywips]

I hate that planned obsolescence is starting to reach fandoms. I hate that fandoms are starting to die after two, three years, I hate that whenever you stop getting content that means the fandom will die and be gone.

I need people to stop trying to brush off old interests as being 'cringe' as soon as you lose interest, or worse: make it seem like it's imoral to like something that they themselves held so dear before.

Fandoms are meant to last for years and years, the moment content stops being created is the moment we truly thrive because we keep creating the content ourselves the way we love it and expand on the things that are already there for us.

I don't care if you lost interest on something, it's fine and normal even, but stop trying to blame and make fun of people who still do love the fandom and the content and the things we can create.

I need people to enjoy fandom again

[bloodinmymilkshake]

Another stupid meme for you

[radiance1]

"Okay, so." Danny began slowly, very, very slowly. Testing the rope that bound his arms behind his back. "This is new... Ish."

"Sorry, sorry." The kid Danny had, unfortunately (but also fortunately), saved from multiple kidnappings from cultists. Said, hands raised in his direction but also not going any further and instead fidgeting in place. "Are they too tight? Do you want me to loosen them?"

"No, no. They're fine." Danny shrugged, silently hoping the Infinite Realms isn't going to smite the unfortunate boy across from him for, you know, kidnapping Danny and all that. "I would say this is one of the more comfortable kidnappings, to be honest."

"Oh, okay. That's good." The kid nodded slowly, though a bit hesitant before deciding not to follow that line of conversation. "Alright, so, my name's Billy." Billy introduced him, rubbing the back of his neck with his hand as he gave an awkward smile. "Y'know, the guy you saved from multiple kidnappings and, uh, kidnapped you too."

"Cool, cool." Danny hummed lightly, leaning back against the wall. "Name's Danny, nice to meet you Billy."

"I thought your name was Phantom?" Billy asked, understandably confused.

"It is." Danny confirmed.

"But your name is also, Danny?" Billy tilted his head a bit.

"Yes." Danny said, unhelpfully.

"Is Danny your secret identity?" Billy asked.

"Nope."

"Is Phantom your secret identity?"

"Yes but no."

A beat.

"That makes no sense." Billy said flatly.

"What can I say," Danny shrugged. "Not a lot of things in my life make sense."

"Right, yea." Billy nodded politely, drumming his fingers against his leg. "Interdimensional prince and stuff."

"Yea."

A moment of silence.

"So-" Billy began.

"No, the Ghost King isn't going to hunt you down. No, every other ghost in existence isn't going to hunt you down either and, no. This isn't going to start a war."

Billy blinked.

"Not what I was going to ask, but okay. That's nice to know." He nodded, a certain amount of relief unknotting unknown pressure in his chest he only knew till now.

"Oh." Danny blinked, then tilted his head. "Soooo, what did you want to ask then?"

"Do you want to be my boyfriend-"

"Yes."

===

"Let's fucking GOOOOOO!" Zeus roared, throwing his fists into the air. "Haha! Take that Solomon! I told you it would work!"

Solomon pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed in exasperation, reaching into his robe and pulling out 5 gold coins.

"Thank-a you!" Mercury swiped the money right out of his hands then hid them... Somewhere, on his body. Then gave Solomon a wink. "Pleasure doing business with ya!"

===

"Oh, it finally happened." Clockwork remarked calmly, barely pausing as he continued to run the comb through hair.

"The Realms seem out of sorts." Pariah Dark said slowly, twisting his head to try to look back at Clockwork only to turn it right back from the gentle whack of Clockwork's staff. "Should I be concerned?"

"No," Clockwork said casually, running the comb through his king's hair. Honestly, it amazed him that Eons of Eternal Slumber, yet his hair wasn't a rat's nest. "Let it sort itself out, it shall be done in the next century, or the next two millennium, either or."

"You're unsure?" Pariah tilted his head forwards the slightest amount, doing so very carefully as to not disturb the Master of Time's work.

"A rough estimate, though I can give a more accurate statement," Clockwork hummed lightly as he combed through the few knots left. "It is unimportant."

"Ah," Pariah Dark, both trusting and not knowing enough about said subject seeing as he does not have dominion over time, nodded slightly. "I see."

===

The Infinite Realms was very, very happy to see one of its blorbos gain a lover.

It knew interrupting various kidnappings and marking the boy as a good Realms token so they could meet would work out eventually!

[thewaterbat]

Hello!

I have finally, after all this time, launched the Kickstarter for The Beached Lighthouse!

It's a Lighthearted Mystery-Comedy inspired by Courage the Cowardly Dog, Spirited Away, and a dash of Lovecraft.

Follows the story of Jay, a happy-go-lucky young drifter, eager to settle old debts. Stranded in a dusty desert town, he finds a gig as a concierge-in-training at the Lighthouse: a mysterious bed & breakfast built around a lighthouse in the middle of a desert.

It's silly and absurd. Link below.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1573425011/the-beached-lighthouse-issue-1

[crackers4jenn]

spn is such a funny show, it'll be like:

Naomi tells Cas he has to choose "us, or them" and 'them' is meant to imply Sam and Dean both, but then

she makes Cas kill fake copies of Dean only

Or Metatron will speechify about how Cas is "in love... with humanity"

and then give Cas another lil speech about how it was all "to save Dean Winchester. That was your goal, right? I mean, you draped yourself in the flag of Heaven, but ultimately it was about saving one human, right?"

Ishim shows up and tries to tell Cas how weak he is for befriending Sam and Dean

and then when he wants to "cure" Cas of his human weakness, that weakness is just Dean

AND THEN you'll have things like

Sam will say that Cas is family, that he'd die for him

but he also refers to Cas as an "it" just hanging around in a vessel strong enough to take on Lucifer (in season 11!! It's not like he said that in s4 or something, it was like 8 years after knowing the guy)

Or in "Regarding Dean," Dean will say to Sam "and our best friend's an angel!"

and then when he's by himself in the mirror, he'll say "and Cast--Cas is my best friend."

[sparklingjay]

[diohvoik]

2000s fashion

[bumblebeesfromvenus]

Oh nothing, just noble!reader killing her asshole husband to be with knight!Jason and he's a lil fucked up so he goes absolutely feral over it and wife's her up immediately, earning praise from all other nobels and royalty because he got the poor widow out of her lonely misery.

That's all <3