#I don’t want to be older
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Last day of being my current age….
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The thing that pisses me off about birthdays is that all your childhood people assure you that this is the day when you’re the specialest little girl in the whole world, and then you grow up and it’s just. A day.
You still have to work. You still have to study. Pass your exams. Make food. Some people you talk to today don’t even know it’s your birthday.
Also, growing old? That’s some bullshit. I was sixteen yesterday, I’m turning 22, I will be 38 tomorrow. What’s next, 50? 60? 80? I can’t believe I’m that old, I’m too young to turn the age I’m about to be.
I’m scared.
#I’m too old#I’m too young#I’m every age#I have no age#I can’t be#let me stay in this age#I don’t want to be older#I don’t want my birthday#don’t let this happen#don’t make me#bullshit#birthday#birthday depression
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someone asked how the boyfriends would be with Faroe after Kayne brings her back, and sorry for being a downer but I’m on the “Arthur doesn’t get Faroe back” hill so I initially wasn’t gonna ponder about it.
And then I started pondering. weeks later. and decided I can indulge just this once because tbh I need more adorable Faroe in my life (we all do). I indulged a little too much tho and decided to make an actual post instead of answering the ask so HERE WE ARE
#maybe I will answer it anyway with specific headcanons. so I don’t ramble for too long in the tags#just know I’m specifically obsessed with John and Faroe’s relationship. and her and Oscar’s bc obviously. I’m always thinking about Oscar#also drew an older faroe and now I realllllyyyyyy want to do some faroeverse doodles#artists on tumblr#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#faroe lester#faroe malevolent#john doe#john malevolent#oscar malevolent#detective noel#noel malevolent#arthur lester and his three boyfriends#<- only kinda
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You know, it's genuinely sad to me that aging favourite character actors no longer have any fun murder-mystery tv shows to guest-star as murders on.
#murder she wrote#matlock#diagnosis murder#father dowling mysteries#agatha christie’s poirot#columbo#quincy ME#ironside#perry mason#there are a few others#yes i know there are murder mystery shows on now#but i'm talking specifically about the silly old fashioned ones that have guest stars as murders who used to be quite famous#and yes I know they have rebooted several of these buy none of them are watchable#but that is a whole lot of white people#still fun shows tho that had fun guest stars#yes yes I’ve seen the hallmark movies they are awful and usually don’t have good guest stars#and whilst i love these shows there are way too many white people#I just wanna see old people on tv drinking tea or eating chilli and chasing after murderers.#Perry mason was actually quite young. I want someone over 50 or 60 at least.#and give me more older people with disabilities. I wanna see canes and wheelchairs.#yes the nun in father dowling played a nun in#sister act#but Perry mason was brought back when he was older so he still counts.#yes I’ve seen poker face and it’s good. but I want older people on my screen.#yes I've seen father brown. no
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Okay, but Elizabeth being an absolute savage girlboss isn't something that's talked about enough.
Love how you're spitting facts for our girly pop. 💪💪💪
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TBH I go off the personality baby has, and gotta assume some of that sass is definitely Elizabeth
#ask reply#like no way baby was programmed to be that sassy that’s gotta be Elizabeth#TBH I don’t think Elizabeth is mean she more protects herself#so if someone is rude first she’ll be rude back#especially having an older brother like Michael definitely grew thick skin sooner#I gotta draw Elizabeth having fun sometime though#I like to believe despite this fussiness#she’s actually really nice and just wants to have fun too#wants to feel special and loved etc#so does anything she can to get attention#MORE AFTON kids content soon..#they aren’t always fighting promise 💗#when you’re in a dysfunctional family sometimes all you have is your siblings#and I like to believe the Afton kids definitely go by that
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Prompt:
It’s not that Jason forgot, per se.
But between smuggling a toddler out of the League of Assassins, trekking halfway across the world, and finding a suitable hiding place that’s also child friendly… well, it kind of slipped his mind that he’s supposed to be… dead.
Something that comes back to bite him in the ass when he takes Dami out for some ice cream and just so happens to run into non other than Brucie-fucking-Wayne
#look I’ve found a new fave trope and it’s Brucie Wayne having to keep up his act while internally LOSING HIS SHIT#Jason isn’t very into the whole revenge thing here#his mind is 85 parts ‘keep Dami safe’ 5 parts ‘kill joker asap’ and 10 parts ‘avoid bats at any cost’#Jason doesn’t know who Damian’s father is#dealer’s choice if Jason establishes himself as Dami’s dad or older brother#his build certainly makes him look old enough#if you don’t look at his baby face lol#Jason runs into Brucie and goes straight into survival mode#Damian who is very observant for a toddler immediately clocks Brucie as THREAT based on Jason’s reaction#Brucie blue screens and desperately tries not to lose Jason in the crowd#jason is absolutely trying to lose Brucie in the crowd#while clutching Damian like his life depends on it#for all he knows it does#the visceral terror that your pseudo dad will take away your little brother/baby#Bruce who just wants to know if he’s hallucinating again: W A I T#jason who is terrified of being put in Arkham for killing people: no FUCKING WAY#hm maybe Jason plays the ‘I’m not Jason’ game again#it’s not gonna hold for long#but Bruce absolutely thinks that Damian is Jason’s bio child for a while and he’s on the WARPATH#Jason was sixteen when he died and never showed any interest in dating so literally every red flag is waving in brucie’s mind simultaneousl#or maybe Jason manages to get away and all Brucie is left with is the memory of his supposedly dead son#running away from him#and clutching a tiny kid#prompts#jason todd#batfamily#Damian wayne#batdad#brucie wayne
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#deltaaaaaaaa#accounts of consequence#me#please don’t use this post to complain about your age thanks#I don’t want to have a dni but dni minors im sorry love gtfo of here#are you older than 25 like me?
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#resident evil 4#ashley graham#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#re4 remake#resident evil#scene Ashely#queue are lovely#lowkey hate this now but I wanna put at least one more thing out b4 my computer is gone for fixing so I touched up an older piece#I don’t care abt timeline this is whenever . 2006 or later EHO care sorry I just wanted to draw her in what I was seeing#as a kid who was into scene subculture ^_^ ismfof girl and breaking Benjamin boy#also we have water back finally after a month but no surprise it is not safe LOL deliver me … x.x#also so sorry I’ll try and me online now that things r slowly going back to normal. I keep saying that but I wanna make an effort to be#more happy and carefree 🧚♀️ love u all!
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work in progress
update: finished version has been posted! (my pinned post)
#the owl house#hunter toh#emperor belos#work in progress#digital illustration#horror art#i drew hunter happy so now i have to draw him experiencing the horrors#balanced as all things should be#also thank u guys for reblogging my older hunter art ur tags r making my day !!#low key don’t want to color this even tho i should#i love the line art too much
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Even more add-ons for the Steve Has Older Siblings AU:
1. One time Jason asked out a girl at the park but she turned him down because she can’t date someone with a kid. Instead of explaining that Steve was his brother, he left a four year old alone at the park to go see a movie. Steve got bored and hungry so he walked to Tommy’s house because it was close by. Mrs. H called his dad’s office and they both got in trouble.
2. Steve went to work with his parents for Take Your Kid To Work Day when he was five and his dad pointed at a guy and said, “This is Matt McDonald. One day his job will be yours.” Matt was an unpaid intern and also his dad spent the entire day berating him so much that he looked like he was going to cry. Steve slipped out the room the moment he got the nerve up and sat under his mom’s desk for the rest of the day.
3. During Steve’s first year lifeguarding, Claire and Richie brought their kids to the pool and Jason, who doesn’t have kids, came too to hang out. No one asked if Steve wanted to come. None of them even talked to him while they were there even after they must’ve seen him working.
4. None of them met Nancy. Steve made real damn sure of that.
5. Its not the first argument between his parents to scare him but it’s memorable because it’s New Years Eve and they break the model car he got for Christmas. It’s also memorable because it’s the first time someone calls the cops. They stand on the front porch with Chief Hopper, and his mom is saying that she’s taking the kids to her mother’s, and Richard is saying that she can take her kid but not his. He gives in when Claire starts crying, and they sleep four in a row on his grandma’s pullout couch. The next morning, Richard shows up with flowers and breakfast, and they all go home. Everything forgiven.
6. Steve gets pulled aside by his dad later that day and given a lecture on when it’s appropriate to call the police and when something is a family matter. Steve tells him that he didn’t call 911 and gets his tv privileges revoked for lying even though he wasn’t. He asks about his model car and Richard says he’ll get him a new one. He never does.
#the bar is literally on the floor for fathers and Dick Harrington over here brought a shovel#At the time that the argument/fight happened only Claire was a minor#the boys could’ve left or even taken Claire with them but all of them went to Angela’s mom’s house#because of how shaken up she and Steve were#they don’t like Angela or Steve but no one deserves to be left alone after all that#also can’t device if I want to add in Steve’s uncle Phil Callahan aka Officer Noodles into this AU#but if you want him there. he lives with his mom so he’s also in that house#steve harrington#Steve has older siblings au#stranger things
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Have some meme redraws of the radioactive old man yaoi ft. my Human Bill design again‼️
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#trigger warning gross old men kissing#tbh I don’t draw them looking old enough….#I’m really unused to drawing older folk. gotta get better at that.#also I’m not sorry for drawing my human bill design again I will do it more because he brings me joy#now if you’ll excuse me I have to finish reading the Book of Bill because I was too busy touching grass yesterday with family to sit holed#up in my room with my decoder keys and stupid Book of Bill-related notes collection#aria draws#digital art#digital drawing#fanart#shitpost#meme redraw#billford#bill cipher#ford pines#stanford pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#gravity falls#grunkle ford#toxic old man yaoi#I want to kill these guys with hammers and knives
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Fanfiction isn’t enough I need my favorite much older and traumatized fictional man to literally break my pelvis
#tag your beloved middled aged baby girl ❤️#obi wan kenobi#joel miller#din djarin#boba fett#cassian andor#don’t @ me I love older men it’s my life and I’ll do what I want 😌#arthur morgan
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oh won’t someone write an olderboyfriend!price x inexperienced!reader but reader’s not a virgin, she’s actually been with one guy before, but it was her asshole ex that treated her like shit and didn’t give a fuck about her during sex, never got her off, never even cared. treated her like she was nothing special at all, honestly kind of had to coerce her to get her to do anything for him by the end of their relationship, and that made her hate having sex so much she never really wanted to do it again— but then there’s olderboyfriend!price and he’s so hot and he’s patient and he’s kind but mostly he’s hot and he takes his time getting her to open up to him, teaching her pleasure with his fingers first, then his mouth, working her up and teasing her until she’s begging him to use his cock on her and fuck her the way a pretty girl like her deserved to be fucked the whole time.
he gives the best aftercare too (something her ex definitely never did). cuddles, soothing words, preparing a warm shower for her and laying his clothes out on the bed for her to wear after, making her favorite meal to eat, eating it as they lay together on the couch in his finely decorated apartment to watch one of the old shows he’s been dying to show her.
#[wistful sigh] I remember my 44 year old boyfriend that I got straight after my first and most toxic relationship#he was a great guy! great dick#great at aftercare!#I honestly do highly recommend older men to yall — if you are 21+ (there is an age restriction to these rides)#they’re best if you delegate them to just being “for fun” though#if he’s past 40 and not married already there’s usually a good reason for it#you don’t want to get attached and then find out the reason and let it ruin a good dicking for you#but not price#price would never#john price#captain john price#john price x reader#captain price#captain price x reader#price x reader#call of duty
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panties of the day 💙
*free use day today… will be answering dm’s <3
#daddy’s pick of the day#love the little bow#woke up so needy help#ovulation is hitting hard#i’m on free use today#i don’t want to work#needy princess#!cky daddy#!cky thoughts#older man younger woman#cnc k!nk#daddy’s babygirl#dove’s diary#me#<3
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Everyday I thank god (Nora) that aftg is set in college and not high school
#as an adult I’m so tired of queer media being set in high school#like no i actually don’t want to see high schoolers have sex and make out#I’m sure I would have still loved aftg as a teen but every year I get older it get harder to like high school centered media#I’m just over it#no saying it shouldn’t exist at all obviously#aftg#andrew minyard#all for the game#neil josten#the foxhole court#tfc
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Messy Cinder doodles surprise, figuring out how to draw him lol
#ninjago#Lego ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#ninjago cinder#cinder#shroomart#cinder ninjago#yeah idk how I’ll draw him lol I feel I made him either too young or too old#want him to be like slightly older than the ninja#don’t expect me to draw him again#but I like some of those designs n#just not for cinder lol forgot what he was like for the first few
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