#I don’t think they have a ship name

[a-random-warrior]

Realizing I never posted these here (1/3)

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[manynarrators]

Y’alllllll, I miiiiight be coming out of QotD with a new ship. And godamnit, I go from my Lestat/Armand ship (comparative rare pair with little content) to drumroll please, sprinkle in a bit of rising tension!

Something even rarer and virtually non-existent! Khayman/Armand. I want to read fic for them. There is no fic. I have thoughts about it, I think it could be So Good.

If I want fic for them I’m going to have to write it myself, aren’t I?

It sounds like such a crack pairing but I have logic!

The first is that Khayman is immediate taken in by Armand. But not just because he’s pretty, which is a part of it. But also the amount of power Armand has, notable for someone young(er). There’s respect! I’m here for someone ending up with Armand who isn’t scared of him, but is still aware he’s not weak.

And then throughout the whole middle portion of the book from Khayman’s perspective, he’s constantly looking for Armand! He keeps thinking things along the line of “I have to go to Armand, I want to try and protect him” which considering Akasha is quite literally going around murdering a ton of vampires at that moment, isn’t exactly patronizing! Still sweet though.

Armand is a bit cold towards him, but also he’s having A Day, and I think he’s not at his best for some logical reasons!

Now I to what is infinitely more like… personal reasons. The one that made me write the post: I think it would make Marius so upset, for a couple of reasons. The first is just that Khayman is incredibly old, and incredibly powerful. Six thousand years, compared to two. Not only is his beloved fledgling moving on with someone else, but someone even more of an ancient than him!

The second is that Armand is consistently made a spectacle because of his beauty. And Khayman is… unsettling. He’s got some aspects of beauty to him, according to Marius, but, on the whole, so old and inhuman it’s cycled around to terrifying. And I love the idea of Armand saying “no, I like him”.

The last one that I can think of for the moment is the fact that Armand and Khayman are both odd. Odd in a distinctly vampire way. Like half of what Armand says in TVL and IWTV is telepathically, he doesn’t move in the way of a human, he is, of the core cast of vampires, probably the least human acting one. Khayman hits a lot of the same vibes. They also both have a fascination with the modern world and learning about that. Give me these two old vampires learning about the world, but also without judgement that comes from being unsettling, or expecting to blend in more.

Like I’m all for Armand learning to be human, but also I am SO HERE for my vampires being well, vampires, with the goose-bump raising, cat-scaring unsettling nature that comes with. I think it’s got some of the appeal of show Devils Minions, just in a way I think has intriguing potential I want to poke around in.

This has been my TED Talk!

[aeonophagic]

ci siamo fidanzati su whatsapp 🗣

[laughy-sapphy-blog]

Baby’s first OT3 featuring this extremely cursed text post

[lukreziaaa]

“Is this about phone booth girl?” “She wants to meet.” “Wait. You guys have never met? Aren’t you curious what she looks like?” “Oh, it doesn’t matter what she looks like. I mean,

she’s already the most beautiful girl in the world to me.”

[serrennedyanonwriter]

Not me and my boyfriend coming up with a cute idea for Luis.

For anyone that wants to know, we both ship Luis/Leon/Carlos/Chris (that we nickname Polyevil for funnies), and my boyfriend was playing RDR2.

As he was talking about his horses in the game, I randomly had the idea of Leon, Carlos, and Chris just saving up money to not only get a horse but also a ranch for Luis because they know he loves them and always wanted them.

[hayleysayshay]

Look imagine if tlovm s3 implies that Pike has a slight crush on Percy especially pre glintshore pre perc’ahlia (like is in canon and something that Ashley likely would have liked to develop if she was there more) and that helps drive Scanlan further down into depression if he knows. The drama of it all. Because it wouldn’t work, maybe Pike knows deep down already, but she allows herself to feel, and Scanlan already feels lost and Pike’s disinterest is clear and she’s likes another in the group and he’s just not interested in her GAHHH

The lines between platonic and romantic love are confused and messy… I want to hurt

(Disclaimer: I want to see Pike’s relationships explored with everyone, platonic, unrequited or romantic. I am not defining Pike only by her romantic relationships to want to see something that is literally canon be explored more than they had a chance to in canon in part because of external circumstances).

[nakamurajay]

I think Jay Nakamura and Bernard Dowd should kiss each other. As a little treat.

[artificialcaretaker]

I’d rather be me (with you)

[WOW we have come a long way since my shipping chart where I said she was completely apathetic towards him. This is what claiming characters and adding shit to them does to people it’s a slippery slope guys.

Anyways if anyone has been near my Twitter, which is unlikely especially considering that I specifically tell people on Twitter not to look for my Tumblr, although it isn’t the same here y’all can try to find me there if you really wanna but not the other way around the Twittypets wouldn’t understand. Ok anyways I’ve started shipping them but in, like, that “I’m starting to wonder if you respect me” “Oh Mr. Universe, you’re hilarious” kinda way. In the way I rotate them in my brain I think they do genuinely both enjoy each other’s company, but the relationship would be inherently toxic because there’s, like, no equal sense of respect in it. Dennis would probably be a major pushover and not set any boundaries cuz he’s just like that and Citra is. Citra. But maybe just MAYBE if they stopped being so fucking weird all the time then just MAYBE we could have some heterosexual yuri going on here. Realistically would never happen, but it COULD.

[bealzebubbb]

hi these r my basira and daisy s5 interpretations is this anything

[blitheringbongus]

Personally I think they’d be cute

[crossfalconx5]

They make me happy……….

[giddlygoat]

mario + peach is such a good ship istg they’re so good. straight ship so good it feels gay

[cosmicourple]

I am (not) sorry for showing this idea to the EPIC fandom,,

Timeloop A.U w/ Odysseus. Timeloop resets back to waking up to the Wind Bag opening every time Ody’ either dies or falls asleep after making it back home & after killing the Suitors bc hehe suffer short man 🤌🧍‍♂️.

so ye, obviously u got the usual Timeloop Angst + added trauma & all that,,,,, ye, ye, uh nu & also said Timeloop has ‘:3ly’ caused some lasting changes on Ody’ like more of his Demigod genes showing (+ added Demigod uncannyness hehehaha), scars of previous Loop wounds now appearing & staying on his body, body acclimating to have basically inhuman reflexes, strengh, all that Demigod jazz. Including: insane muscle memory.

Including the muscle memory of taking massive God Cock / Kinky Deity Stuff. Just- hear me out pls 😇

imagine, Ody’s’ currently on like, what??? The 997 Loop??? Kinda lost basically any and all previous remains of moral?, EXTREMELY FUCKING BORED- also kinda given up all hope of finding a way to break out of this living hell??? (So the usual stuff for timeloops). Now just trying to pass the now constantly resetting time??????? Has currently made it up to Thunderbringer & is feeling a bit less apathetic towards his crew plus just feels like switching things up from them dying again lol he’s very numb rn so:

decides he’s feeling for some ‘There Are Other Ways’ type activity (minus the attempted murder,,,, tho-), precedes to seduce Zeus n get whisked away to be bed, while crew is now being blown towards home, with a lot of shet 2 think about rn ggggfff but anyway & just when Zeus is smugly revealing his big ahh dick, he expects Ody’ to be wide eyed, maybe a bit horrified on “how is that suppose to fit????”, only to look down and. The mortal is just. Staring blankly (almost bored—) at his member, bc, he’s seen it before, taken it before, & at first, in those first few sexy encounter! Loops, it had been overwhelming, had felt rlly big & full inside of him,, but now???.

Ody’s’ body remembered the fullness, the stretch, the overstimulation, the ridiculous feeling of power radiating from it, matching who it belonged to hahaja- & now knew how to take it without nearly,,,,, any problem lmao.

it gets even more weird & a bit distressing 4 Zeus when he’s like “oooooookay- ehemanyways- I can still work w/ this & get the usual reactions” n starts doing the usual (to Odysseus ‘routine’) preparation n teasing. Is barely started when Ody’ silently huffs, still very bored, reaches out and grabs Zeus’s cock, lifts himself up towards the King of Gods while smoothly positioning said wiener :) to be right under his hole, & before Zeus can get a word out due to mental buffering (knew this bitch had balls but what—), he slides down onto his dick in one swift motion.

this has also happened w/ Poseidon. W/ both of them in fact, in Loops before :333333.

cue, the literal-out-of-the-Loop(s) crisis from Zeus :D🫶🫶🫶. (one of the many to be expected from everyone lolo)

,,idk I jst want feral man baffling dem Gods, & in general:

turning up the Monstertm to. 16.

(technically) cannibalising Deities :3.

looking at his whole crew dying like 😐.

trolling crew w/ Demigod uncannyness. Especially in serious situations.

using said Demigodness to fuck around, explore, be free & feral :D.

beat the shit out of Calypso.

beat the shit out of sea monsters.

doing the crouching cryptid pose, freaky yellow glowing eyes & all :3.

more murder.

other morally fucked stuff idk yet <].

[cowardlykrow]

Despite herself, the Emma is wooed

[iitf]

DONT GET ME WRONG. I ship nandermo, they have a really good dynamic and relationship development I just I I just uh I I

I WANT THIS TWO TO KISS a little yeah

Can Djinn wish?

And silly sketches