#I don’t think her wing a lil ambitious would be bad at all !

[redrosesandcharmingsouls]

Like it or not saying Alicent is ambitious is missing the point.She never even thought of herself as someone who could and should wielde power unless said power was given to her so she could serve the kingdom ,the family ,the law because she never really had a sense of self .She doesn’t even find solace in power because being queen made things worse for herself and her family .She may enjoy having control over those who wronged her but she can do it without the feeble revenge .If anything ,she may want power because she finally could have some agency ver her body but given that she’s ready to die for her family and willing to make a man touch himself over her feet so she can keep them safe that’s hardly her top priority .

[idylliceden]

can u do a gom+ kagami hogwarts scenario/headcanon!! thank you :D

GOM+ kagami’s hogwarts house headcanons:

Akashi:

A forced slytherin

Very ambitious, witty and commands respect

But i feel like that’s only because of his parents pushing him to be the best at everything that now it became his personality

So i think he was supposed to be a ravenclaw but they drilled their ambitions into him that now he’s a slytherin

Definetly was both prefect and head boy

Controls his house so well that he even intimidates other houses into following his orders

Slytherin wins the house cup every year since he took command

Captain of the quidditch and damn good at it

Gets along with snape very well that even mcgonagall is like ???????

Is actually respected by all his professors

Defends his house from the prejudice that’s been passed down for years

Can even stand up and calmly argue with dumbledore when that man is trying to bullshit gryffindor into winning

Is expected to be the next minister of magic

Midorima:

Definitely ravenclaw

Is best friends with akashi

Is a prefect and lost head boy position to akashi but wasn’t mad about it

Just wants to be left alone

Aces all his subjects and people keep asking him for pointers

Always, always has a bottle of liquid luck as a precaution

But never actually uses it

So many people have a crush on him but he refuses to acknowledge the possibility and brushes off any attempt of confessions

“ you want to confess?? Do i look like a priest to you?”

He gets along with mcgonagall well, which is both surprising ( because she’s not of his house) but expected (because their personalities are quite similar )

Didn’t care much for quidditch on his first year even tho he kept getting recruited

But was offended when ravenclaw lost horribly and decided to join on his second year

Acknowledges dumbledore being the best wizard but is not a fan

The teachers bet on him being the next headmaster

Murasakibara:

Definitely a slytherin

Is also on the quidditch team with akashi

Only akashi can control him

Alot of students are kind of scared of him

When he really is just minding his business

When a professor annoys him.. he just stands up and towers over them

Doen’t work on snape or mcgonagall

mcgonagall once turned him into a snail

“ professor? Didn’t you say transfiguring students as a punishement is against the rules” “ i’m sure Professor dumbledore will allow such an exception”

Never fucked with her ever since

Loves taunting midorima whenever he plays against him

Does not take potions class seriously

“ is this hot chocolate??!” “ it is not-“ “ you really need to start teaching us stuff like hot chocolate “ “ THIS IS NOT A COOKING CLASS”

Aomine:

Was almost placed into gryffindor and literally argued with the sorting hat

“ GRYFFINDOR” “ um no.” “ what do you mean no???” “ i’m going with slytherin” “ you cannot choose!!” “ well i just did” “....s.. SLYTHERIN”

Everyone was in shock at what happened

mcgonagall watched him in quidditch practice and was so let down

“He would’ve brought us the cup” “ heh too.bad ..” snarls snape beside her

Has been labelled the best who ever played for slytherin

Sleeps in class but still always gets good grades

People speculate it’s cause akashi would actually kill him if he gets below a passable grade

Is very well respected in the school

Protects kuroko 24/7

Even from shit talking

Got scouted by quidditch professional teams very early on

But took his sweet ass time choosing

Everyone knew he was gonna become a professional player and people were already asking for his autographs

Kise :

A Hufflepuff!!!

He loves it cause his cloak matches his hair

Lowkey labelled as Hufflepuff’s mascot

And he’s VERY proud of that

Wasn’t interested in quidditch till he saw slytherin play

And boy he became their fanboy

“ you again” “oh come on aomine , one more autograph” “ you have like 3 already!!!”

Joins quidditch and gets better so fast he picks aomine’s attention

He lost to aomine almost all the time but is well respected by him

They became friends and aomine almost regrets it at first

“ yay we’re besties” “no no no”

Is the sunshine of the school

Gets confessed to 24/7 and feels so bad for rejecting them

Does well in school because

“ midorimacchiiii!!” “ who let you in this time” “ this lovely lady right here , thank you so much sho! Now-“ “ no.” “ i didn’t even say anything yet!!!”

Always gets what he wants tho

Has a lowkey cunning side that surprises everyone

Clings to kuroko in every damn class

Kuroko:

If you thought hufflepuff you are right!!!

Is always stuck with kise but doesn’t mind it

Is always underestimated

And its terrifying considering this boy got it all

He is in the quidditch team and one of their key players

He does really well in exams and even snape can’t bully him

All the GOM are very protective of him but especially aomine and a lil redhead with split eyebrows

accidentally finds the room of requirement too many times

Always hanging out with kagami and kise gets jealous and taggs along

Which makes them REALLY stand out

One of the best in transfiguration class

Mcgonagall is lowkey so soft for him but would never admit to it

Hagrid also babies him alot

“ want some rice cakes kiddo?” “ um.. sure”

Akashi thought him a spell to make hagrid’s food actually edible and he is so grateful

Kagami:

The hat barely touched him before screaming gryffindor

Gets labelled a mascot as well but hates it

Aomine calls him the “ginger gremlin “

Usually found in the quidditch field practicing

He is gryffindor’s star player and mcgonagall is very protective over him

Always gets into the dumbest situations

Him and aomine are rivals and everyone is living for it

Stands up for the other houses

“ i don’t get why this house is so full itself to be honest?? Since when are we supposed to be superior?”

Kuroko tutors him cause he just can’t afford to fail

Hangs out with GOM a l o t

And always bugging them to practice with him

Hagrid takes him under his wing as well

Can be seen helping him around during and out of class

Almost pissed his pants when hagrid introduced him to his 3 headed dog

“ you like fluffy?” “ fluffy????????? What’s fluffy about him!!” “Everything?”

Was also scouted very early on and didn’t rush into picking a team

[perksofbeingawaifu]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @mongoose-bite!!! Crunchy is one of my favoritest fic authors and also one of the best friends I have made in this fandom! EVERYONE GO WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And while you’re at it, go read and leave a comment on his fics! I’m going to list twelve of my personal favorites below (altho I could go on and on and on until I run out of fics!). LONG POST TO FOLLOW!

Fuck: My Life 

eruriren, snk

A streak of bad luck leaves Eren desperate for cash, and desperate enough that making porn doesn't seem like such a terrible idea. He's young, he's cute, he's horny, and his favourite studio is currently hiring. It seems like fate up until he learns that his two most admired actors, whom he spent the majority of his teenage years appreciating, have recently retired.

Still, he is nothing if not determined, and he sets out to see if he can persuade them to make one last movie. And then he gets to know them as people, and things start getting complicated.

Reasons I like it: This is one of the first fics of crunchy’s I ever read and I was obsessedddd. I swear I would be checking my phone for an email on update day like >.> c’monnnnnn. It’s eruriren and super persistent but adorable Eren. Erwin is charming and crunchy’s Levi is always so understated and muted it makes my heart ache. I don’t even like porn star aus but crunchy always makes me love tropes and ships I don’t usually like. 

A Sound Like Breaking Glass

ereri, snk

Eren lives by the ocean in a peaceful, untroubled world with his classmates. He studies, dreams of going out to sea on the boats to see what lies beyond the horizon, spends his afternoons by the water's edge with his friends, and sneaks out at night more often than he should. His greatest ambition is to join the crew of the Wings of Freedom, but after making a disastrous first impression on Captain Levi, joining his company will be easier said than done. Despite the insults and the bruising, Eren is determined and he vows to do whatever it takes to impress the captain before the ship is out of drydock.

Reasons I like it: Ngl, it took me several attempts to get into this fic bc I at first thought it was going to be a pirate au? I have the worst reading comprehension I swear. But it is not, it is perfect and I love it and it is actually my absolute favoritest fic of crunchy’s so even though it is in the #2 spot here, second is best. :P The characters are charming and the scenery is beautiful and I can’t say anything more about it without spoiling it. ;3 BUT AHHHHHH!!!

Breach! And Other Stories

winmin, snk

A collection on one-shots written for Winmin Week 2014. Mostly canonverse.

01. Superior and Subordinate: Armin was conflicted. They were superior and subordinate after all, kept apart by rules and regulations and just plain common sense. But the heart wants what it wants, and it wasn't like there was much else that made Eren smile lately. 02. Stained Hands: Armin wasn't trying to wash away the blood with ink. 03. Alternate Universe: Erwin is too big for his umbrella. 04. Role Swap: Their first night together after Erwin is rescued. 05. Hurt and Comfort: Faded names remind Erwin of a boy he met long ago. 06. (Free Slot): Breach! Armin goes to the ends of the earth for an interview. 07. The End: Armin insisted on the hood.

Reasons I like it: you know how some fics can ruin you on a ship and you can’t stand it? Well crunchy single handedly rescued winmin for me. I still think about Breach! A LOT. THE WHALES. WINMIN CUTENESS! ARMIN! ERWIN! BLONDE GENIUSES! 

My Old Friend

ereri, snk

When Levi was a teenager, the unrequited love of his life was Eren, his best friend's father. Fifteen years later, Levi finds himself back in Whitecrest Cove to sell his late uncle's house.

This story was mostly written for Ereri Week 2015.

Reasons I like it: Imagine, it’s the swinging 2015′s at the height of the the dilf!eren craze, in walks crunchy and suggests...what if...gdilf!Eren. Women are screaming, babies are crying, grown men walking around in a daze because their minds are so blown. No, but really, it’s actually a very poignant story of Levi reconciling his childhood and then grief as an adult and reconnecting with Eren who is a surfing silver fox. It’s quite beautiful. 

Blood Of An Englishman

hartwin, kingsman

Harry's brains dried in the hot Kentucky sun. A fly landed on an exposed piece of his skull for a few seconds and then buzzed off. His blood seeped into the dust. In the distance sirens began to wail, and the crisp, elegant click of patent leather oxfords on concrete drew to a halt beside his ruined corpse.

“Oh dear,” someone said sadly, although Harry wasn't alive to hear it. He heard, saw, felt, and was, nothing.

Death is not another country. Death is the deep blue sea.

Or, the one in which Harry is officially dead, actually a wizard, occasionally a small dog, and utterly unable to keep his distance from his young successor.

Reasons I like it: This fic has everything, Harry Hart dead but kindof not dead. Suddenly a wizard. A femme fatale Italian milf sorceress. Eggsy’s cute lil butt. Magic. It’s some impressive world building and I prefer it to the sequel we got instead. 

Too Hot To Handle

erejean, snk

Jean has recently joined MI6's elite agents as 003 and he couldn't be happier. His career is going places, his degree is paid for, his job is exciting, if somewhat dangerous, and his handler is the beautiful Mikasa, whom he will definitely certainly ask out soon.

Until it isn’t. Until Mikasa is replaced by Eren, who Jean quickly decides is absolutely the last person he wants talking in his ear when he’s getting shot at.

Reasons I like it: Well first of all I had to include this bc it was a bday present for me. :P I think this might be the only fic of crunchy’s I’ve read from Jean’s perspective? And I love him. He’s a cocky lil asshole and I still scream over this line: “He couldn’t believe how lucky he’d been to score Mikasa. She’d transferred from Foreign Office around the same time he’d been given his double-oh designation, and not only was she incredibly efficient, but she was absolutely gorgeous. Jean had seen an awful lot of movies and TV shows; he knew how this went. Sooner or later his roguish charm and devil-may-care attitude would thaw her icy exterior and the sex would be mindblowing.” HELP. I”M SCREAMING. Also it has SUPER SEXY hairy Eren (because crunchy knows my kinks, shush).

The Beneficent Gentleman

hartwin, kingsman

An act of heroism sees an unusual offer made to one Eggsy Unwin; if he can get accepted he can go to Oxford, all expenses paid. All he has to do in return is pass his classes, and keep his mysterious benefactor informed as to his educational progress via the old-fashioned medium of the handwritten letter.

An AU loosely based on Daddy Long-Legs.

Reasons I like it: this is incredibly ambitious for a fic. It’s all in epistolary form aka letters. It’s quite an undertaking to write but the result makes it seem so effortless. Plus I like handsome benefactor from afar Harry. 

Season and Circumstance

hartwin, kingsman

Circumstance dictates that there must be a great distance between Eggsy Unwin and Lord Hart, but the seasons turn and bring them together, and seasons turn and pull them apart. Seasons always change. Circumstances must be acted on. A Regency AU.

Reasons I like it: Hartwin Regency AU? Need I say more? Also crunchy always writes the best frot scenes like...if you want quality frot, look no further than crunchy’s fics. 

Magic Does Not Make A Garden

ereri, snk

Levi grows his garden peacefully on the edge of the desert, until the day he finds a boy with wings dying of exhaustion and takes him in.

Reasons I like it: Fuck this fic makes me wistful and teary eyed and hopeful all at once. King of crunchy’s short fics by far. I think about this fic nonstop. It’s too short to spend time describing it, just read and be full of FEELINGS for the rest of the day.

A Bird in the Hand

ereri, snk

Little ever changes in the Underworld, and few visit, but the arrival of a single songbird foretells a coming change for both the Underworld and its god, Eren.

Spring is here.

Reasons I like it: Hades/Persephone AU!!!!!!!!! Except Levi is Persephone and likes to wrassle and is so full of life I love seeing him like this. Also crunchy describes Levi’s naked figure so beautifully in the water i started salivating and it was so powerful it inspired beautiful art of the heichou booty by syn (nsfw link).

The Hero Who Traveled To Faerie in Search of a Bride

yurabek, yoi

The king is dead and in accordance with the custom all worthy aspirants to the crown must set out in search of a bride deserving of the throne. For one soldier, distinguished in battle, it was not enough to seek a princess among the neighbouring kingdoms, because for many years his heart had pulled him towards the distant spires and violet hills of Faerie, a land forbidden to mortals, for so few return...

Reasons I like it: sexy elf otabek with long hair :O and brave knight yura. I love the descriptions of the four courts and Victor is so goddamn perfect. The world building is sublime and everything feels so lush and perfect. ayaaaa to visit the fae for a day... 

Under Neon Skies

sheith, voltron

After the battle with Zarkon Shiro finds himself in an alien city, on an alien planet. Here Zarkon rules triumphant, the Black Lion tame under his hand, and Shiro's own face appears on glowing billboards fifty feet high to advertise the arena fights as their reigning champion.

Shiro knows he has to get home because his universe needs him, but this universe just might need him more. He pins his hopes on the Blade of Marmora and learns that in this reality, Keith did not grow up on Earth...

Written for the Sheith Big Bang 2017. Not season 3 compliant.

Reasons I like it: i got to beta this fic but honestly crunchy doesn’t need beta-ing at all hahaha so it was a real treat to see it before anyone else. I love the alternate universe and the way it’s described so perfectly. Everything feels truly alien and you can feel Shiro’s loneliness. T_T And I love raised with the Blade Keith. He’s extra feisty. Also bc the most recent season has confirmed that alternate realities exist this is canon and nothing you can say or do will convince me otherwise.

The Garden of Wild Roses

allurivan, voltron

The galaxy might now be at peace, but Allura is not. A warrior without a war, a princess without a kingdom, she decides to tuck herself away for a while, take a well earned break and work out what to do with the rest of her life.

Earth is the obvious choice, the planet still coming to grips with a crowded universe but almost untouched by the recent war. Shiro organises a long holiday smoothly and swiftly, and it doesn't occur to Allura to ask if she's the only lonely alien he's installed in the village of his childhood.

Reasons I like it: Okay i know, i picked 13, but that just goes to show you that i’m a liar. This fic has so many wonderful character analyses and I love how it shows Allura coming to grips with a war that has been won. And also I’m a slut for good pussy eating scenes what can I say.