#I don’t speak dog
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Steve who struggles to read people. Who ended up in the popular crowd cuz he’d occasionally make blunt remarks or answer a little too honestly, and people mistook that for haughtiness.
Steve who was seen as ‘cool’ because if anyone tried to bully him he’d shoot back wise cracks, not realizing the other was trying to belittle him. And people ate it up. Thought he was funny. Steve who serves as good as he gets, who can take a joke. Steve who’s cool.
Steve who struggles to know when someone is truly mad or just playing around. Who doesn’t pick up on someone being passive aggressive.
And Eddie who never beats around the bush. Who wears his heart on his sleeve, who says exactly what’s on his mind. Who’s so expressive and real that Steve doesn’t have to wonder if he’s missing something, if Eddie is saying one thing but means the other.
Robin who is just the same. Who doesn’t belittle him when he asks what people mean, or takes something literal. He doesn’t feel like he’s an idiot when she corrects him either.
#love reading fics when Steve takes something literally#someone will say some shit like ‘I gotta go see a man about a dog’ and he’ll be like !! you’re getting a dog?!#and Robin is usually the one that’s like no-babe#it’s something people say when they want to leave#Steve: why don’t they just say that#Robin: idk people are weirdos#steddie#steddie headcanon#platonic stobin#stobin headcanon#bee speaks
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The biggest misconception in the bsd fandom ever to me is people constantly portraying Atsushi as someone who trauma dumps excessively when he canonically barely talks about it at all.
The entire point is that Atsushi does not talk about his trauma he’s just constantly reliving it. He can’t escape the memories of his past so he tries not to acknowledge them.
He only mentions it when asked, either directly or when someone asks him to explain himself.
Atsushi doesn’t even give a cohesive explanation for what he saw while under Dogra Magra, he just apologizes to Haruno and Naomi.
If Lucy hadn’t had her whole “you’ve never suffered the way I have” spiel then I doubt even the audience would’ve gotten to find out about his scars
If Akutagawa never asked him how it felt for the orphanage headmaster to die Atsushi would have never told him that he’s been hallucinating.
In the omake where Kyoka asks him why his hair is like that it’s clear he wouldn’t have told her that unless she had asked.
In 55 minutes Atsushi very briefly mentions sleeping on a dirty floor somewhere to Kunikida because he was trying to explain and justify his behavior.
And the thing is there are scenes that implies the other characters see Atsushi behaving strangely and are visibly confused because they do not understand what’s wrong with him.
Remember, we as an audience get to see things about characters that the main cast doesn’t. Just because we see into Atsushi’s mind doesn’t mean the other characters know what’s going on in there.
#bsd#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#nakajima atsushi#idk#on the floor wallowing in pain as we speak#bungou stray dogs#tagging is hard and i’m lazy#I love the Atsushi trauma dumping for no reason headcanon too#but I have to complain about it not being canon accurate#just don’t put it in fanfiction ok that’s all I ask#Guys let atsushi be painstakingly vague about his past in peace stop ruining it#atsushi#Atsushi hated pain#but pain had been an intimate- dies#anybody have fanfic recs with this concept or do I have to write them myself#idk guys you’ll just never catch me writing anything where the other characters truly understand Atsushi#sorry#Kunikida will never be written to know what the fuck is wrong with him for as long as I live#He just gives up#at some point
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CBS Ghosts is my new guilty pleasure so take my new OCs. The Blanchet family were distant French cousins of the Woodstones who visited the house in the early 1900s, only for a violent house robbery to take the life of their youngest daughter, Mercedes, and her loyal self appointed guard dog, Horse. Only 8 years old, it takes some time for Mercedes to understand her fate, and for some time she’d be very distressed that her family seem to be ignoring her. On the bright side, the other ghosts are there to try and make things easier, though the misfit collective have a hard time caring for a child given their circumstances, and conflicting ideas on how best to raise a little girl.
Of all the ghosts, she is closest with Thorfinn. He has a soft spot for the little girl.
#‘why does her dog have an English name’ because he didn’t have one at first he was just dog. and then they died#and thorfinn who had watched this dog take a bullet in attempt to save his owner#took one look at this thing and went “’AHA! Dog strong like horse!’ and that became his name#he’s also a Great Dane#I chose these names for comedic effect due to all the confusion they could cause#Hetty: oh here comes the horse drawn carriage#Mercedes: horse cannot draw a carriage! he does not know how to hold a pen :(#also as the years go by people mistake Mercedes for a car lmao#and bc horse is a Great Dane she continuously mistakes Thor’s anti-dane rants to be about her dog#art#my art#digital art#fanart#doodle#drawing#cbs ghosts#ghosts#thorfinn#thorfinn ghosts#ghosts thorfinn#ghosts oc#cbs ghosts oc#she could also work for bbc ghosts but I haven’t finished that show yet#and honestly it’s not reaaaallyyy my sense of humour#there’s a lot I like more than cbs don’t get me wrong but in general I find shows where the humour comes from watching everything fall apar#more stressful than entertaining#but I still wanna finish it bc there’s a lot I like#anyways imagine cbs ghosts but in every other scene thorfinn has a child on his hip#oh also Pete becomes very attached to her once he shows up bc dad#OH AND she doesn’t speak much English at first but by the time sam and jay show up she’s actually pretty fluent
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Squid are squishy, we bounce back, don’t worry.
Brains is working on a bionic spine for me for next time I get squelched, so I’m told. Don’t know when to tell them that squid don’t have spines.
You could’ve just got me the paper
Well, you’ll just need to come for a visit to see in person, won’t you? Enjoy a birthday party, Tracy style with me us.
Would Sherbet tell me?
It's never to early to start Christmas shopping (unless it's before November 1st, in which case I'm afraid you're being too eager).
The only problem is I'm not sure what colour scheme to go with for the wrapping this year. I fear that pink, for the third year in a row, would be too repetitive.
#I don’t speak dog#only dogfish#and catfish too#suppose I could try#bork bork#in a London accent#thunderbirds rp#gordon tracy rp#Gordon’s squid thoughts#Thunderfam
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While I think Garp would be soley responsible for Mihawk’s hair falling out in clumps if they spent any amount of time together
I do think garp and Zoro would get on splendidly. As they are after all the same flavor of person.
any attempt to put all three of them in the same room will give Mihawk ulcers.
Mihawk would comment on their stupidity
Garp would respond “ain’t got to be smart to be a marine” and zoro would raise his glass in salute “ here, here”
And Mihawk’s blood pressure would reach levels previously inaccessible by man.
#Mihawk’s title of marine hunter was less about killing marines and more about hunting Garp across the globe#I think Mihawk should speak Spanish (very Spaniard coded) just so when he speaks normal regular English#or Japanese or whatever the common language of one piece world is#Garp can look him dead in the eyes and say I don’t speak I-talian#and Mihawk would be forced to kill him#I’ve completed the cycle and have just made garp a non white but still red neck uncle but that’s who he’s always been in his soul#zoro would love garp soley for the fact that he freaks Mihawk out#Perona would also hate Garp she’d see him pick his nose are the dinner table while they are having dinner#and screech at a level only dogs can hear or expert haki users ergo Mihawk#I need garp to interact with the goth fam#honestly he should vacation on kuriagina#goth fam#goth family#monkey d garp#monkey d. garp#one piece#one piece funny#dracule mihawk#throwing thoughts to the void#op#hawkeye mihawk#zoro roronoa#roronoa zoro#zoro#one piece goth family#Perona#ghost princess perona#one piece perona#garp#vice admiral garp
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he flopped down on a barstool, swinging his satchel in front of him. he removed his notebook and placed it on the bar, taking out a pen and writing some things down - it was nothing really, he was just taking up time.
-@through-blisters-and-bedrock
“…nice to see you too, Sil,” Continuing to wipe a glass down and serving up something for a customer, he lets his eyes do a double take on his friend’s hunched form, worried. “rough day?”
#idk i don’t like my narration but at the same time i think answering these with simple sentences would make them boring…#send help lmao#🔨 :the dog speaks
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HAPPY LONDON N1 YALL!!! i can just feel this run of shows is going to be CRAZY. also if you haven’t realized hi it’s me juli titsthedamnseason and yes even under yet another new url i am hosting the surprise song game! the rules are simple: leave your guesses in the tags or replies and if you’re right i will give you a shoutout <3
i’m personally about to give the worst guesses ever but i already submitted them to mastermind so i feel like i have to stick with it. so im going imgonnagetyouback / better than revenge and robin / never grow up i definitely should be going with a london song or the black dog but hey. whatever
#i’ve won a lot lately anyway i can take a back seat now#also i really hope when she does robin it’s just by itself tbh#i’m such a mashup hater i’m sorry i don’t know why im like this#when i watch the performances they’re always amazing i don’t know why i insist on this negative mindset#I JUST WANT EACH SONG TO HAVE ITS MOMENT OKAY#also if now is when she plays the albatross and i don’t guess it that will be a double sting#mine#taylor swift#surprise song game#anyway i’m literally THRILLED to hear so long london on piano at some point in the next few days#i just hope it isn’t tomorrow because i AM a truther#i just felt these guesses in my bones and if she doesn’t play so long london n1 i plan on guessing it every night until she does#as well as the black dog#london boy….idk about that one though haha i guess we’ll see#also yes both my guesses are ttpd / speak now mashups. i didn’t plan this but alas
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oh, how you drive me crazy!!
#back to the future#bttf#bttf fanart#bttf musical#back to the future musical#lorraine baines#marty mcfly#kit does an art#yeah that’s right it’s absolutely none of my other ideas i said id continue and a completely new unrelated one! yk how it is#every so often i gotta remind you guys i don’t just make silly doodles of dog men all the time#i can lock in on occasion!#this took super duper long so if you could look at it for a little longer that would be appreciated :]#me and my ten thousand blend layers of purple#i love this song there was a point in time where i’d just loop it over and over again like 10 times at least#and it never gets old!#at some point in the future when im no longer animating ten thousand frames i may consider giving some other songs this cover art treatment#but we’ll see#i already have enough art ideas i don’t need more at the moment#no thanks waiter! i’m good (he keeps bringing more to the table despite my request) im. i’m good-#yeah i could’ve waited until valentine’s day to post this but i don’t think it fits considering. yk. that is his mother#speaking of. i better see absolutely no one be weird about this one ok. i have the spray bottle. be normal
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Recently rewatched Risk and Strike Back and it’s missing Flairmidable hours. He’s there for half an episode but he stole the show for me. I genuinely think up until things go down with Strike Back, he’s having a good time. Not just because he’s pretending to be Adrien or because he has a good plan in mind to get what he wants but he looks so amazed when he first sees a kwami like Barkk. He’s fascinated by the fact that Ladybug can travel through time. Being a temporary superhero is fun, up until it comes to fighting Strike Back. You can see the moment his mood drops. “Teleport them where?” He knows the answer won’t be one he likes. He knows that he can’t do anything to help his fellow Sentis but he still quietly tells them he’s sorry. He might’ve promised himself it would never happen again. No one would ever suffer like Strike Back did. He would make sure of it. His last act as Flairmidable.
(But then there’s Red Moon and that promise is broken.)
#miraculous ladybug#felix graham de vanily#felix fathom#flairmidable#SB Speaks#yeag. having thoughts…#I LOVE Argos don’t get me wrong. But I still love Flairmidable with all my heart#we see so much humanization in Félix in those episodes too#obviously with Strike Back but with his reaction to seeing Emilie#his unfamiliarity with how Miraculouses work both when he gets the Dog Miraculous and the fake Peacock#they’re just such GOOD EPISODES!!
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Sibling Shuffle: Rivalry(…?)
Lore (& Bonus Sketch) under the cut!
Lore: Bass was created based on Rock’s plans. While he (obviously) doesn’t share his personality, Bass and Rock have enough things in common that Bass somehow came to the conclusion that there must be a “superior” robot between the two of them. Thus began their “rivalry”…which only Bass is aware of lol
#Rock: (just being his usual self)#Bass: don’t speak to me or my wolf/dog/support ever again#sibling shuffle au#mega man au#mega man classic#megaman#my art#lore#rock light#bass wily#bass megaman#forte wily#Treble#say hello to Treble! I still can’t draw animals very well but she turned out pretty okay!#Rush#he also looks pretty ok!#👍
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i haven’t even attempted a raphael fic yet and i literally have 3 cod fics i need to work on right now but i got hit with a deranged urge to write some weird psychosexual cannibalism thing with raphael & tav
#i don’t even have a clear or specific vision i was literally outside playing fetch with my dog#& i just got hit with the “’what if tav was squirming on his lap while he’s feeding her little bites from his plate & making her sample all#the wines he brought out from the cellar. & also there’s like an obnoxious amount of finger sucking & sloppy kissing#& just throwing cannibalism into the mix bc well… it’s raphael. he’s fucking psychotic so why not’#i have a 3 hour car ride tomorrow so… much to think about 🗿#quite frankly the only thing holding me back from writing for him is i fucking STRUGGLE trying to get the dialogue & way he speaks right#goofy ass with his stupid riddles & poetry 😒 i know he does talk relatively normal most of the time but he’s still got like…#a very distinct way of speaking & phrasing shit that i can’t quite capture yet#but we fuck it we ball#gonna for real make it a goal to finish sleazy car mechanic soap & then start whatever half baked raphael cannibalism idea#anyways ignore me i’m talking to myself bc i won’t actually do this unless i speak it into existence
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funniest thing about saurondriel is that sauron probably fucking hates dogs after huan and galadriel seems like she would have about 10
#they would be pretty hunting dogs#he would hold tevildo and they’d hiss at them together#fae speaks#trop#otp: bind yourself to me#the rings of power#the silmarillion#saurondriel#haladriel#this is purely a lighthearted headcanon don’t take it seriously#i do want someone to write a saurondriel meetcute where the meetcute is gal’s brother’s wolfhound biting Sauron on the ass now though#catdad sauron and dogmom galadriel you’ll always be famous to me#(they both dearly love each other’s pets but pretend they don’t because they’re dramatic)
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Atsushi has a poor habit of accidentally getting pictures and videos of him uploaded online. It started as a coincidence the first couple times but now it’s a running joke, made more ironic by how Atsushi is actually incredibly camera shy.
Over the course of time Atsushi has gotten 3 videos of him fighting against an enemy solo, a recording of him singing his favorite song(said song had its own 5 minutes of fame because of that recording), he somehow managed to be the one to go on a “mission” that was actually a research project to see how people act when they are alone where a bunch of bodyguards are hired to stay alone on an empty stage for an allotted amount of time, too many random photographs of him to count, and more.
Some people are even starting to accuse Fukuzawa of having Atsushi do this intentionally to attract more clients by showing off one of his cute employees, which Atsushi would speak out against if the cute part didn’t trip him up so much. All in all Atsushi happens to get a lot of inconvenient attention and the agency has learned to live with their little trouble magnet.
#bsd#idk#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#nakajima atsushi#bungou stray dogs#bsd headcanons#on the floor wallowing in pain as we speak#bungo stray dogs#I need to make more Atsushi posts so that they don’t suggest Dazai for my recent tags#meow
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Grinning Companion scribbles
Assorted Aggie/magma doodles of me and my friends’ critters (plus Allan and Charlie). I have a crittersona whom I have yet to name. Some sort of goblin shark, bird, rat thing. Yes that is a Charlie plush doused in milk. One day…
You can somewhat see the evolution of the critter-sona here, they’d originally had a small brow ridge and Allan-ish eyes. I gave them dot eyes because only Charlie had them to my memory. They’d also were meant to just be a background character, never interacting with the canon fellows, minus the crossing of paths on occasion… but then I had fun imagining them being coworkers, so. I don’t know if it’s an AU or not, just roll with it. Important details: teeth and long ass fingers
Mr Boss and Pim are surprisingly pains in the ass to draw, if you were wondering. Somehow I get the Boss more correct than Mr pink circle somehow.
#spaghetti speaks#My art#digital art#traditional art#traditional drawing#traditional illustration#traditional sketch#oc tag#smiling friends#smiling friends fanart#crittersona#smiling friends critter#smiling friends charlie#charlie dompler#pim pimling#smiling friends pim#allan red#alan smiling friends#The amount of people that think Pim is purple make me bite my arm like a rabid dog#I’m not meaning to mock anyone just doing exaggerated anger for funny thing#nor am I trying to mock people with the “typical HC treatment”#it was more of “I see this done a lot- I do it here”#I love this show so much#i love this show#i’m obsessed#im sorry#I don’t want to be annoying and flood my page with nothing but this#but hehehehehe#show make me happy#friends also like show
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my love for urich and felicia as a pair needs to be studied. That’s mom and dad
#that one m/f couple queers don’t play about#that’s them to me#it’s October Halloween is almost upon us where is my vampire Felicia werewolf urich romance…………#the dog speaks#THATS MOM AND DAD 😭😭😭😭#ben urich#felicia hardy#everytime I listen to a song to try and plan a noir animatic my mind always applies the song to them#like why r they driving the bus.. peter parker in my mind STAND UP
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turning over the confessions blog anon and it’s like. i understand where they’re coming from in terms of being frustrated with some popular characterizations and conversations that maybe are a little stagnate when you’ve been having those same conversations for a few months. seeing new people come in and discover all those same things that got big in january or whatever. but it’s also somewhat on the individual to advance those conversations! to curate their own space, even if that means leaving. and it’s fine to leave! it’s fine to block, it’s fine to carve out a two person discord and go nuts with someone you trust. and it’s fine to have those thoughts and criticisms of the content you consume, and even to push back against said content where appropriate. where i think it strays for me is taking those thoughts really public and essentially publishing an EVERYBODY is doing it wrong in ways i specifically don’t like kinda thing. not getting into specifics so feeling aren’t hurt, but then it’s too broad and everyone is hurt anyways…. like in many ways i think it’s too small of a fandom to alienate almost every creator like that bc everyone will see it personally lol. “i don’t like the content in this fandom” girl there’s like 20 of us! and that’s just kind of mean ! some things can be inside thoughts ! or discord thoughts etc… idk it’s a lil misguided to me. fandom content created on here is usually created because it’s fun for the creator and they want to share it with a community, and i think the key to shifting a narrative in fandom is to join said community and create for yourself, and sometimes advancing those communities takes criticism and conversation, but it’s usually specific and additive, not vague and somewhat entitled. just my two cents
#fandom criticism should exist but it should also be uh. aware of itself in terms of audience#especially in a small fandom… it’s not like publishing a review for a popular price of art. it’s a small house we all live in together…#callie speaks#motogp#people are dog piling that person and i think they need to chill a leedle bit as well#for rosquez specifically it’s also like. these two don’t speak almost ever. so yeah we’re gonna turn over the same shit from 2013#but you don’t have to engage with it brother
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