#I do what I fucking please bitches

[stark-lord]

Constantly plagued with thoughts of Edwin now knowing he enjoys being courted and Charles (compulsive charmer) with a whole new arsenal up his sleeve (laser focus on Monty’s whole deal)

“I mean, my smile is prett-y convincing” yeah yeah okay I can see where this is heading. Outlook not so good (for me)

[theythemmer]

phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

[ogachukwu-the-freak]

Can't fucking stand Black Butler antis, YES my favorite scene was the fucking asthma scene bitch AND???? I'M WEIRD? WHY DID YOU WATCH AN ANIME WITH CLEARLY SUGGESTIVE SCENES LIKE THAT HUH???

SPEAK UP.

[astystole]

STEP BY STEP, BOY 💭 ; @nsves summer collection incoming!

[mrmeepsmadmind]

idw bumblebee and prowl shouldve broke up bcs he wouldnt stop 𝚊sking prowl to pause his report for just one lil astrosec so he can change his various pastel colored pens while making his cute little aesthetically pretty for no reason & very time - consuming notes with big colorful fonts & cute designs real quick

also another thought abt annoying ass bb trying to make running a literal planet cotteque so he doesn't go crazy bcs hes now a politician when all he ever wanted was to deliver mail & smile & wave at bots who call him cute ---

bee: 𝚠heeljack, im so sorry about this but do you mind repeating the time-stakingly long introduction, instruments, research references, modules, hypothesis, counter thesis, procedures, analysis, second - retrial, results, & explanation that you just spent 700000 earth hours saying because i was busy drawing a cute little bee in the corner of my notes please :] ?

wheeljack:

idw bee trying to run a planet that fucking hates him is just rlly funny to me, especially since everyone views bee as the goody character who everyone loves & he views himself as that & then they finally win this consuming war & he can reap his rewards of being loved without holding a gun & no one fucking likes him. hes even getting on his own old team's nerves & not in the loveable scamp way but the get the fuck out of my face way

[necrotic-nephilim]

in lieu of having posted any writing/headcanons/asks in the past few days because i have been *so* busy and unable to do anything fandom-related which is terrible and evil, i have a poll out of morbid curiosity and self-indulgence. i've been meaning to ramble here about how i feel about DC's lack fo Deaf representation and which Batfam members i would personally make Deaf, but i am mildly curious about the larger opinion and now i will subject you all to the question, i would love to hear thoughts/opinions/headcanons on any specific choices. (would love d/Deaf/HoH opinions esp but i'm mostly expecting this to reach the hearing crowd, so opinions from hearing ppl are ones i'm very curious about. if you've never given it thought before you are going to now or else /lh)

[bardicious]

Me thinking about the time Cas said he doesn't know anyone who's failed as much as Sam (he says, weirdly with love and admiration), like hmmmm, lets look at the record here.

Mary sells Sam's life so John can live.

John goes hunting the thing that killed Mary, dragging along his two very young boys, teaching them to be codependent and suicidal.

John leaves Dean and doesn't call him back (though he totally can) to hunt the yellow eyes himself. Sam and Dean start hunting again to find him.

John sells his soul so Dean can live (love him for that, but the chain of events, dude, come on)

Dean sells his soul so Sam can live (didn't learn nothing, lmao)

Dean breaks the first seal keeping Lucifer locked in the cage.

Sam attempts to sell his soul, doesn't work, falls to Ruby's manipulation while Dean is dead. She hooks him on demon blood that clearly has mood altering and addictive properties to him.

Castiel's continued loyalty towards the angels.

Castiel taking Jimmy Novak's body, not once but twice, horrifically.

Sam lies to Dean about his involvement with Ruby.

Sam and Dean both fall for Ruby's party line and sad backstory.

In general, Dean's treatment of Sam starting from s4. But I'll give this to Dean, in s4, Sam did not think Dean was strong enough to fight the good fight anymore, so an honest conversation without barbs would have done them both good.

Castiel opens the bunker door and lets a nearly detoxed Sam out, so he specifically can go kill Lilith.

Sam removes the last seal by killing Lilith, Lucifer is released.

Dean's on again off again refusal to fight "destiny".

Castiel just killing anyone that's a "threat" which just means "against him" lmao.

Bobby choosing to stay on the earthly plane despite knowing his spirit would only get angrier and more dangerous as time goes by.

Castiel bringing Sam back from the cage (positive), but not getting Sam's soul back (ouch), and then when the option to bring it back is there, he thinks it might be too "horrific" to do, disregarding that Sam without a soul isn't Sam at all. Just a walking talking body.

Castiel breaking down Sam's wall and letting Sam's trauma manifest to the surface.

Castiel working with Crowley, killing countless angels (maybe necessary, maybe not), letting the Leviathan in.

The way Dean treats Sam the first half of s8. Insane shit. Uncalled for. Bullshit.

Dean and Sam's general treatment of Kevin (I mean, I don't personally care about Kevin either, but fair's fair)

Dean refusing to let Sam close hell's gates to save Sam's life, even though Sam wants to die. Sam listens to him.

Dean refusing to watch Sam die, so he takes Sam's choice away (even though Sam already chose to die in peace) and let's a strange angel inhabit his brother's body by tricking him. Dean's decision ultimately gets Kevin killed and Sam a witness to horrible things his body did.

Dean leaves Sam after Sam is finally unpossessed by Gadreel.

Dean works with Crowley. Dean accepts the Cain mark to kill Abaddon.

Sam accepts the bozo back even though Dean didn't learn shit. lmao.

ALL the times Castiel runs off somewhere without explaining himself/telling the brothers anything.

Like, hmmmmm, I don't know Cas, there's a lot of you in there. And definitely a lot of Dean.

Also, healthy reminder:

Sam and Dean did NOT open hell's gates. That was Jake Talley.

Neither Sam or Dean were solely responsible for releasing Lucifer. And while they were technically "responsible" for the first and last seal being removed. They really weren't since it was all in the machinations of Heaven and Hell! Literally all of the Apocalypse was because of the angels and demons!!! And Castiel specifically having a hand in much of it.

Sam wasn't responsible for losing his soul. That was Cas' fuck up.

Sam never even wanted to be brought back to life, ever in his damn life.

Sam leaving to college was not a betrayal! Even if John and Dean feel it was.

Sam having demon powers isn't his fault either! Mary can sorta be blamed (not really tho), but realistically speaking? This is all on yellow eyes and Lucifer.

[infoglitch]

Totally normal Rwby group chats. #2

SeaGuy: *image of jaune from behind as it was primarily focused on.. well let's just say his rather impressive posterior*

SnowQueen: 🤤

just-jaune: Neptune.. why do you have a photo of my ass?

SeaGuy: ah sorry meant to send this *image showing jaune and Neptune hanging out in vale* glad we got to hang out.. if only for a few hours until i spotted that lady.

just-jaune: Neptune. You still need to answer my question.

Replying to at|SnowQueen

just-jaune: Weiss.. why did you send that?

SnowQueen: just felt like appreciating the fine cuisine.

Replying to at|just-jaune

SeaGuy: Jaune. Please, just don't worry about it

just-jaune: first, Neptune. You're worrying me, just tell me why you have a photo of my ass. Second, Weiss, please save that for when we are alone together.. I don't need any of our friends knowing what you do to me.

SnowQueen: alright then. My lips are sealed. but genuinely why in oums name do you have a photo of Jaune's ass Neptune?

SeaGuy: ... Would you believe me if I said it was a request by velvet?

just-jaune: ok explain.

SeaGuy: I might as well just add her.

SeaGuy has added at|Chocolate-bunbun to the chat.*

SnowQueen: I'm still amazed Coco convinced her to use that name

Chocolate-bunbun: hello everyone, how are you all?

SeaGuy: feeling good

SnowQueen: doing alright.

just-jaune: I'm doing good but.. why does Neptune have a photo of my ass?

Chocolate-bunbun: oh that's easy, your ass is the closest in size to Coco, and I felt like trying to find clothes that fit her as well as having the appropriate measurements.

just-jaune:.. ok now I'm very concerned.

Chocolate-bunbun: don't worry. I have no intention to misuse it. You're all my friends and it would be far too indecent to what you're probably thinking.

just-jaune: ah ok, thanks for clearing that up.

SeaGuy: yeah. So Velvet I got a question.

Chocolate-bunbun: I'm dating Coco. I apologize Neptune but I don't exactly feel like being unfaithful. Plus your not really my type.

Chocolate-bunbun has left the group chat*

SeaGuy: damn :/

SnowQueen: you'll find the right girl eventually nep.

just-jaune: one day my friend. One day. Anyway me and Weiss gotta go.

SeaGuy: see y'all.

SnowQueen has left the group chat*

just-jaune has left the group chat*

SeaGuy: ... Man I hate being single

[clowningcrows]

sorry this is the ONLY discourse ill allow myself to participate in post finale of agatha all along (or i fear i will lose my mind entirely), but DAMN some people out here rn after the finale being like “i’m sorry you didn’t get the agathario smut you wanted” BITCH!!!! I WASNT ASKING FOR THEM TO FUCK ON SCREEN!!!! i didn’t even need them to get together or even get any semblance of a happy ending!!! i didn’t expect a happy ending in the least tbh!!!!! but you know what i did expect? a final ending. a wrap up. a satisfying and complete finale. a conclusion that actually answers any one of my remaining questions or gave us more context for scenes that we’ve been missing context on the entire time. and i’m sorry but this finale didn’t do that at all. and it’s obviously not bury your gays but jesus christ it wasn’t a good conclusion either. at best it’s honestly a cheap set up for a season two or further content with billy that will prob include bits and pieces of agatha

[mazojo]

Are they,,?? flirting or???? Is this like?,???, a bro thing??,

[scopophobia-polaris]

The fact I have to boot up totk AGAIN, honest to God yall after I make this one fuckass post it is au only I am not doing zelda discourse no more

[greenerteacups]

Hi GT,

Forgive me if this is a stupid question, but I absolutely love the recs you've given (you've introduced me to tomione, and I love it!) and I was wondering if it's possible to give you some recs in return? There are some books and fics that definitely have dramione / got vibes, and I was wondering if I could share them with you!

So glad you've enjoyed them! Feel free to rec me anything you want. I've read most of the classic recs in terms of fic and adjacent content (Cruel Prince et al), but I'll try anything that's well-written. My tastes run towards weird and/or audaciously creative stuff, and I can forgive a lot of weaknesses in plot on the grounds of (1) ambition or (2) character work. My turnoffs are instalove, protagonists who can't fail, and most Y/A (I'm not a hater, I swear, I just need characters who can say "fuck" when their leg gets chopped off.)

I'm also a fan of weird and fucked-up dynamics.(Wuthering Heights was my favorite book for a while, and as a teenager I wrote an AU in which the book ends on a long sex scene where Heathcliff fucks Cathy's ghost and then immediately gets murdered by Catherine 2.) Obviously, I am very normal.

[okawarihappylife]

i am once again thinking abt the lost potential that is hypmic.

[youngpettyqueen]

wrote something unbearably fluffy and I will be posting it on ao3 tomorrow but I wanted to do something a lil different and post it here. this is because I dont have the energy to do the format editing for ao3 rn but I want people to see it right now immediately

garashir, post-canon Cardassia, short and sweet, fluff that will rot your teeth out. enjoy <3

“Elim?” 

Gentle hands resting on his shoulders rouse Garak from a sleep he didn’t even realize he’d fallen into. He jerks awake with a rather undignified snort, more startled than he’d care to admit as he straightens himself up in his chair. Falling asleep at his desk… he really is getting sloppy.

Those hands squeeze his shoulders gently. He would know that touch anywhere.

“Only me, love,” Julian’s voice murmurs, soft and reassuring, “Didn’t mean to startle you.” 

Garak glances back over his shoulder, wincing slightly at the kink that’s developed in his neck from his awkward sleeping position. “You’ll have to forgive me, my dear,” He replies, offering Julian a tired smile, “I seem to have lost track of the time.”

He takes a moment to give Julian a quick once-over, his eyes heavy with sleep but no less sharp. He looks dishevelled, his hair a mess of loose curls and his jaw lined with a shadow of stubble. He doesn’t have any visible injuries, and his uniform is rumpled, but intact. So today was long, but likely not life-threatening. Good. He’d been worried, before he went and passed out.

Julian smiles back at him, a warm expression, though very tired. The lines under his eyes are deep. “I’ll forgive you, if you forgive me for being so late,” He offers, gently rubbing Garak’s shoulders, “Sorry to have kept you waiting. I was drafting requests for more medical equipment, and lost track of time myself.” He explains.

“How could I ever fault you for such a noble endeavour?” Garak asks, leaning back into Julian’s hands, which are doing wonders for what’s become a permanent stiffness in his shoulders, “I’m sure the staff appreciate your efforts.” His doctor has done marvellously, adapting to working in a Cardassian hospital. It took a couple of crisis situations before the rest of the staff finally took him seriously, but he’s managed to find a place for himself with minimal friction, as far as the hospital staff are concerned. Usually a Human would never have been accepted so quickly, but these are desperate times, and they can seldom afford to turn away such a capable pair of hands. 

“They’ll appreciate it when I actually get the equipment,” Julian replies. He works his thumbs into a knot at the base of Garak’s neck, and Garak all but melts against him, a pleased sound rumbling low in his chest, “Dare I ask what you’re doing with Kukalaka?” 

The question snaps Garak out of his pleased little trance. He glances back at his desk and finds that the bear is, in fact, sitting there, a needle still attached to thread hanging loose from his leg, which is half-sewn to his body. “Ah,” He says, now recalling what he was doing before sleep so unceremoniously claimed him, “Yes, that… well, I was rather hoping to surprise you with that tomorrow…” He hums, feeling a flash of annoyance at his plans being thwarted. 

Julian leans over his shoulder, examining his handiwork. “Oh, Elim…” He murmurs, like Garak has just handed him the world, “You wonderful, wonderful man. You really are too good to me.” He wraps his arms loosely around Garak’s neck, rests his weight against him as he presses his warm cheek to the side of his head.

It never ceases to amaze Garak, just how easy it is to make Julian’s day. The smallest acts have him behaving as if Garak has put the suns in the sky just for him. “Hardly,” He refutes, because he could never be too good for the man who reminds him days after day that good exists in this universe simply by existing, “You may have convinced the little ruffian’s mother that you weren’t upset over Kukalaka being torn asunder, but I know you far better than that. I may not understand the significance of the little fellow, but I would be remiss if I allowed him to remain in tatters when I could easily repair him.” He reasons, and it’s an awfully long way to say I hate to see you sad.

“That little ruffian was all of 3 years old,” Julian points out, a smile in his voice, “And teething, might I add, so understandably cranky. But… thank you,” A warm kiss is pressed to Garak’s cheek, an action that turns him into a puddle of bliss and affection, “I would tell you just how much it means to me, but I’m afraid I’m much too tired to adequately express myself.” He kisses Garak’s cheek again, and nuzzles against him.

Garak hums happily, reaching up to rest a hand on Julian’s arm. “Oh, I don’t know,” He muses, rubbing circles into Julian’s arm with his thumb, “I believe I could infer the depths of your gratitude from, say… more kisses.” He suggests, tilting his head so that he can flash Julian a cheeky grin. 

Julian snorts, buries his face in Garak’s neck as laughter shakes his slender shoulders. When he lifts his head again, he has the loveliest smile lines on his rosy-cheeked face, and the lines under his eyes don’t seem quite so deep anymore. 

“You’re incorrigible.” Julian tells him, earnestly and completely affectionate. 

“Yes,” Garak agrees, “And I do believe you love me for it.” 

“Oh, very much,” Julian agrees, leaning in till his nose taps against Garak’s, “It’s one of your most endearing traits.” 

Garak rubs their noses together, a gesture that is indescribably affectionate and also quite silly. “Tell me again about all those endearing traits of mine?” He requests.

“I’m far too tired for that,” Julian replies, his eyes flicking to Garak’s lips, “I think I’d much rather kiss you silly. Is that an acceptable substitute?” He asks. 

Garak doesn’t respond verbally, just angles his head and pushes up to capture Julian’s lips with his. Julian makes a happy little hum as he kisses him back, and his smile as he presses his lips to Garak’s again and again says more about his gratitude and his love than any string of words ever could. 

[mrmeepsmadmind]

they are ignoring my big beautiful pathetic himbo wife and his cute little platypus tail that he has for some tank part reason im too dumb to understand why

[squarebracketsmileyface]

Jay not being able to make up his mind on whether he wants Alex to be nice to him or whether he wants to antagonize him into hitting him hard, is making this chapter and absolute rollercoaster to write.