#I do not want a cigarette
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I don't smoke and never will but I feel like I need a cigarette
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the lamb smiling up at the wolf with unsettling passivity etc etc
#i already made the first comparison but i will do it again#humans who arent normal about how vampires need to take human life to survive 🙂↕️#humans who do terrible things and are bad people embracing vampirism 🙂↕️🙂↕️#humans with incredibly skewed morals who want to consume humanity and be with their immortal companions forever 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️#theres something extra i wanted to include but couldnt really because of how i feel its more implied rather than outright stated for daniel#how madeleine mentions she got food and cigarettes in exchange for sex with the german soldier but what she craved was comfort#and how daniel hides his desire for intimacy by telling himself sex with men was something he had to do for drugs and survival and thats it#iwtv#madeleine eparvier#daniel molloy
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smoke break
#my art#detective beebo#oliver beebo#he can have one . . . as a treat !#wish i had more gas in my tank for drawing but this is what i got#& BTW i didnt want to draw his hat. sorry#sorry I drew the cigarette backwards I have a disease that makes me do this#& a second disease that makes me not fix it
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got this stupid idea in my head of jason being the "cool older brother" who teaches tim and/or damian how to smoke a joint, but with the caveat that "this is a sometimes thing and if you get your dumb ass addicted to anything i can and will send you to rehab at gunpoint or, failing that, execute you myself"
#mine#batfam#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#me? properly tagging posts instead of just talking in them? heresy!#(i want batfam friends please talk to me)#this is partially based on my mom literally giving me weed but threatening to fine me $1k if i so much as touch a cigarette#(i'm 25 and this has been a standing rule since i was about 8)#like ik he's got a 'no dealing to kids' rule but also i feel like weed could be an exception to that#just. the idea of jason not wanting to fall to the addictions he grew up around while also having chronic pain or smth#and the only effective nonopioid treatment he's found is weed#and it's also a situation of 'if you're going to do it i'd rather you did it where i know you're safe'#but the only way he knows how to show affection is death threats
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FIIIINALLY almost nailed my designs for lizzie and caspian can i get a HEEEELLL YEAAH???? i think these two make a vvery cute duo and i cannt wait to see them again. i also hope they both get hurt reaaaallly really badly. togeter
#OOOHH OH OOOHH IVE BBBEEEN REWATCHING THINGSSS ive been rewatching riptide weeee im never leaving here weeeee!!!#caspian and lizzie are SUUUUCH A CUTE COUPLE CAN I BE HONNESTT but in a princess and knight way. do you hear me.#caspian is such a 'lights her cigarette' kinda guy. hes such a dude that has made a vow to a very very special lady#he would float half of a boat w nothing but his water powers for eight days and he would do it all for her.I LOVE THEMM#IM SO HAPPY ABT LIZZIES REDESIGN BTW IM MAKIN A WHOLE DOODLY PAGE FOR HER N IM HAVING FUNNN YEAAAHHH#CASPIAN HAS ALSO BEN ENTIRELY RECYCLED IN MY MINDS EYE. they describe him as Wet sooo much. so i drew that and im happy abt it#caspian is sooo handsom in my brain thats why i draw him so rarely bc drawing pretty boys is HARD. but i DID IT.#when he first appeared i thought he was a triton too bc i didn talk to the fandom n i knew nothing abt dnd. so learning otherwise was funny#a residual effect o that mixup is me giving him ears thatre like the fins of a flying fish. he seems to light and carefree.#the lighter fins o a flying fish just fit so perfectly. also his white hair fades into mist in my mind#NOW FOR LIZZIE ART NOTES.A BLACK ROSE.sometimes a red rose.shes so roses to me!!gorgeous but coated in thorns. i wanted her hair to-#-resemble roses or smth like that. square swirls are also soo her. reevaluating her ref sheet was also fun bc WOW the triangles and birds#SO FUN!! shes so spikyy..her and caspian are such a good dynamic in everyway#personality wise and appearance wise and i wanted to capture that sortaaaa. in vibes. yknow.im veryhappy w getting their designs sorted out#ALSO I GAVE LIZZie tha jhonny da homicidal manac boots. bc i love that comic and i will never stop giving characters da boots.#also in other news ddoes anyone else still wonder abt destinys blade and how it used to be a golden lotus sword but then it also used to#be a person and caspian just had that sword for however da fuck long and then so willingly gave it to gillion after he lost his sword#llike did he know. did he know. also do you think caspian and lizzie have explored ea
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tw // scars, blood, bruises, piercings, cigarettes, a bit of ooc?
man, i love whitney
#i know i kept yapping about pink eyed whitney but then pink eyes didnt rlly suit him the way it did in my head.....#so i decided red eyes and ITS HBERFHJEBHRF#CHEF KISS#sue me i have a thing for red eyes apparently#also pls dont look too closely at the tattoos#i just tried to do the approximate shape of tattoos and called it a day#anyways here's my whitney design!! quite different from the first time i drew him#but im a lot happier with this design ehehe#whitney the bully#dol whitney#dol pc#eri the orphan#fan art#art#mine#my fan art#my art#also in the last few panels i forgot to draw his tattoos#and its already 1 am pls let me sleep HJRFERBHF#whitney x pc#degrees of lewdity#dol#dol related#i swear. im Normal about him#scars tw#blood tw#bruises tw#piercings tw#cigarettes tw#a bit ooc but fuck it i just want to play with whitney's hair ok
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Vincent Price - The Bribe (1949)
#vincent price#the bribe#film noir#1940s#smoking#tw smoking#cigarette#sure smoking is bad for you but he makes it look so sexy#SIR#your FACE#unf#HNNG#i want him to do unspeakable things to me#bicon#bisexual#god#so sexy#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gifs#my gifs#gif set
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another day grinding nixtamalli in scenic tenochtitlan. and also my terrible nephew is here and as usual he is not helping.
#em draws stuff#oc time again hehe#⚬⚬⚬⚬⚬𐂂#once again it is my cringe teen son 5deer and also his cool aunt who exists now.#ideally I would render everyone's name in the same format for this story but for my sins there is no suitable unicode I like for some of#these characters' day signs. so 5deer will continue being referred to with 5deer or ⚬⚬⚬⚬⚬𐂂 and I will write out an approximation for the#additional characters. thus aunt here has the day sign 6 grass but will be referred to as malinalli#and the other girl from the sketchpage I did earlier is day sign 12 rabbit -> tochtli#if I was to apply this to 5deer himself he'd be just mazatl (ie. 'deer' without the 5) but eh whatever#o also. every time I draw 5deer he really wants to be smoking a cigarette but unfortunately they have not been invented yet.#alas for him. he needs something to do while he loiters about unhelpfully.#background's from the codex mendoza because I did not feel like drawing one wheeeeeeee
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Photographed by Ron Galella, 1985.
#partially inspired by the perfume divin’enfant (2006) by etat libre d’orange.#my parents are bikers okay and i’m nothing like them but i do love the smell of the harley davidson stores they’d bring me into.#all the sexiness of the leather and metal but none of the grime. unnaturally clean and slightly sweet smelling.#and the faint smell of cigarettes brought in from the other customers#so fucking hot and i don’t want to analyze any of it#i have to speed walk past harley shops like a victoria��s secret okay it illicits a reaction from me#ron galella#1985#1980s#details#chains#divin’enfant#1k
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @apiratefellinlovewithastar 🤭💜💜💜 !!!!
I hope you like it ;)
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#MAN. gonna ramble after the tags.#HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIII 🤩🤩‼️‼️‼️#You and Percy are sharing this I'm sorry SSKDBSK#pjo/hoo#percy jackson#rachel elizabeth dare#nico di angelo#percico#perachel#perachico#class of 09#class of 09 AU#my art 💙#fanart#for vi#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#okay so. I WAS GONNA DO MORE. I SWEAR I WANTED TO DO#Like... shitposts and other stuff in here#but oh my fucking gooooddsss the style switch took up all my time 😭😫#I'm gonna go draw more for this AU i swear. or at least I hope????#also yes Rachel smokes her weed like its a cigarette okay. don't @ me.#I also totally traced the gun SSKDJSK sorry but I wasn't gonna draw it and have it end up looking good#anywayyyy 🤩#I hope you have a good birthday today 🥺🥺🥺 I love you so so so much <333#cw weed#cw gun#also. cropped pics of their faces. LOOK AT THEM 💥💥💥#forgot to say but I was low-ley thi ning I could straighten Rachel's hair and have it maybe slightly wavy-curly instead because AU reasons#but I couldn't bear to part w/ it 💔 also she covered her freckles up with make-up. no I didn't just forget to add them wdym. same w/ Percy.
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When he is emotionally and mentally stable and everything is out in the open, I really want Jean to take up a bunch of artisan hobbies for no reason except they make him happy.
Like, I want pottery to be his gateway drug. One minute it’s handmade plates, next thing Jeremy knows he has a boyfriend who sculpts, and paints, and keeps jars of sourdough starter in the kitchen.
And one day he comes home and finds wood dust all over the living room because Jean has gone and carved him a life-sized golden retriever out out of a wood block so big it took him, Cat and Laila to get it through the house.
I want them to have a date where they make bead bracelets and Jean is only mildly annoyed there are no black beads on his. I want them to try and paint each other (which inevitably leads to more kissing than painting), and they find paint in awkward places for days after the fact.
Sharpie stars on the hem on their clothes, crotchet quilts to match Cat’s grandmother’s square for square, and all the mismatched ceramic mugs in the world.
I want that for them, you know?
#all for the game#tsc#jerejean#ceramic mugs#arts and craft#gay things#I want them to do gay things#I want them to be happy#sunshine in the sunshine court#the sunshine court#nora sakavic#aftg#books#jean moreau#aftg fandom#jeanandjeremy#tsc spoilers#jeremy knox#these boys#please let them be happy#the equivalent to matching arm bands and cigarette smoke and lingering glances
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what about sanford from madcom? (if you havent done him yet)
another successful mission
#making u a cube#madness combat#deimos madness combat#sanford madness combat#did my best to recreate the deimos that my bf built depicted in my header#i think that world has been lost to the great computer fuckening sadly :(#but i didnt want him to be lonely#anyway do you think its only cigarettes that get u killed in the madcom universe or could smoking weed curse u too
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Breaking: GCPD/WayneTech Deal In Jeopardy?
Gotham Gazette - Vicki Vale reporting
A few hours into what seemed to be a highly successful fundraiser for District Attorney Dent’s election campaign this evening, tensions suddenly skyrocketed after our recently appointed Police Commisioner, James Gordon, was seen storming back inside after a conversation with the (locally dubbed) First Son of Gotham - wayward but generous philanthropist Bruce Wayne, the primary contributor to Dent’s campaign.
Since the drive to root out the GCPD’s infamous corruption by Gordon and Gotham’s own vigilante cryptid Batman resulted in eliminating several previously unknown “revenue streams” for the department, Dent’s campaign promised to broker an arrangement between the resources offered by his long-time friend and sponsor Wayne and the GCPD’s now woefully underfunded, underequipped, and understaffed Sisyphean enterprise - with plenty of careful city board oversight, of course.
However, this falling out may leave Gotham voters doubtful about Dent’s ability to fulfill one of his biggest promises, and (most of) his sponsors concerned about what that could mean for the rest of his campaign should any others fall through.
Upon leaving the event, Commissioner Gordon appeared extremely flustered, and had only this to say: “Bruce Wayne is a fucking menace to polite society.” Mr. Wayne has declined to comment, although this reporter notes he seemed… awfully pleased with himself.
#batgordon#gcpdilf#my art tag#jim gordon#commissioner gordon#bruce x jim#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#smoking#cigarettes#dont romanticize it kids#unfortunately i find it incredibly sexy 😔#set somewhere around uh… [waves hand vaguely] telltale… ish… kind of…#look it’s not my fault they made telltale Gordon such a DILF#‘…Jim. If you want it to light. You DO still have to breathe.’
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he just like me fr (based on that one picture of hideo kojima)
#one piece#sanji one piece#one piece sanji#black leg sanji#sanji op#op sanji#in honor of me fucking finally getting to the timeskip#i wanted to do softer shading but it MIGHT be ass idk#anyway. enjoy everyone#every time someone draws an op character chubby an angel gains their wings y'all#lets maximize angel wing production. please? Please.#might doodle shirtless zoro later exclusively to push my zoro strongfat agenda onto fucking everyone#sam and i were talking about how scary yaoi proportions zosan are and i was like the people of tumblr must see my vision#lest i start smoking my cigarette and wearing my clown make up#ANYWAY thats decently unrelated to this picture#enjoy sanji you fucking losers
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they need to replace the cigarette machine that's next to our house with an ice-cream vending machine. urgently. or just combine the two. ice-cream and cigarettes. 🍦🚬
#cigarette machine sounds stupid but google tells me that that's the right translation for Zigarettenautomat?#are those even a thing in english speaking countries? I don't think I've ever seen one in at least american media#doddie redet#anyways. this post is inspired by the ice cream vending machine that's new in our town that's simply too far away for me to get there#like i could get there in a 3 minute walk but i just can't do that rn :(#they should put it next to my house. so i could get ice-cream whenever i want
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Remember, you can draw whatever you want.
#my art#reprisal#johnson reprisal#matty reprisal#notes:#theres no blankets because i didnt want to draw them so imagine ethan on the floor with all of them.#this is not explicitly matty/johnson but like. it so so could be. it could.#yes that cigarette was still hot when johnson fell asleep. there is probably going to be a scar#YES i am willing to explain any and all scars you see! they do have stories for the most part!!!!!#i regret getting lazy halfway through the tattoos so imagine they have more#I ALSO REGRET THE POSITIONING BC U CANT SEE THEIR MATCHING TATTOOS.#but whatever#whatever:#david dastmalchian
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