#I do not actually speak spanish
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I think I may have photoshopped too close to the sun
Hehehe heheh
#POV you can’t speak Spanish and try calling your dad#*dies*#I think I’m funny#i I love words where if you mess it up a little bit you end up cursing a bloodline#lol#funny#idk how to tag this#this shall be my downfall probably#Popetato?#My family is sick of my ‘art projects’#Art#photoshop#my art#puns#like terrible puns#Dad jokes#I do not actually speak spanish#My search history is crazy man
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The official trailer for Squidcraft 3 just dropped, and it features some of our favorite Spanish-speaking creators from the QSMP!
(Please keep in mind that cameos aren't necessarily an indication of confirmed participants!)
#Squidcraft#Squidcraft 3#November 4 2024#I wonder if Komanche actually got in contact with Phil after seeing that clip I posted#Bigger question is I wonder if Phil will participate#I'm leaning towards ''no'' but I guess it depends who else is invited#and if they even invite non-Spanish-speaking creators this year (though I think they will)#I would LOVE to see some Brazilians in there#I don't think Cellbit would participate but Pac would be awesome. Idk if Bagi would do it#Only one dumbass is featured in this video as far as I can tell but other than that there's nobody else I (immediately) recognize#Me: I was so excited at the possibility of another cross-cultural event I forgot that sometimes assholes get invited to these events#Anyways they really popped off with the animationf or this. Looks cool
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His eyes in this :((( I really hope he's alright
#i cant speak spanish so im not sure exactly what he said#but ik he said something about how nothing he went through compares to what the people in Valencia are going though rn :(#hes being very selfless this week considering all hes been through#i really hope he can recover soon#the radio message and the clip after the race were really heartbreaking#it hurts because not only was he actually ill in its own right he was also being put in pain by the car!#it puts all the wistful clips of him into more context like was he this much in pain the whole wknd????#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#we do a little bit of f1#2024 brazilian gp#2024 brazil gp#2024 brazilian grand prix
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the idea of him revealing the cryptic pregnancy in his documentary + the general reactions is making me laugh idk how well it would work for your purposes but i love it. ‘where did marc marquez’s secret kid come from’ thread locked after 1.5k comments and three separate comment wars. pour one out for the poor enterprising soul who first puts together the ‘vale is the father of marc’s baby’ mpreg theory and gets called delusional only for it to be confirmed (much much) later.
theres like a pap pic one year post rosquez reunion where shes like ten and vale is holding hands walking around with them on vacay in his ugly baggy shorts and rosquez baby is makin the same exact face as vale did in a press conference in 2004 at marc doing something mildly embarrassing and the conspiracy theorists are like oh my god. we won.
#joint vacation plus cryptic pregnancy plus rosquez reunion= BABY#and then the baby gets 'enrolled' at the academy and they gradually just stop pretending lol#motogp#callie speaks#asks#actually i do love rosquez glass closet sometimes it IS like. sometimes they look at the press like 'call me on it i DARE you'#and i think theyd have a lot of fun doing that lil dance + maintaining some level of aborted privacy. also denying it is a sex game#baby competes under a spanish flag and as MARQUEZ and vale has to take that L. awesome#but she IS an academy rider in a loose sense which is his revenge
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I want a shot of Charlie speaking spanish and then Nick saying "oh I get it now"
#heartstopper#does charlie actually speak spanish or is he like me and bad at the language his parents speak#either way#even if it was bad spanish I bet nick would be hearteyes about it#nick is hearteyes about charlie doing anything
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HELLO i'm alive, I just barely survived 9 days in Girona doing costumes for Assumpta's short film reels.....and immediately after we came back I had to do some frantic sewing in time for the week of events planned for the Dos de Mayo. I met up with some new friends I had met at the Museo de Traje two weeks or so earlier, and my Spanish has improved SO MUCH during my time here. I am so happy and having SO much fun. I based this spencer off of one Assumpta wears in Rossini, Rossini!, and had two days to make it. I did my hair how Teresa's looks in a snood in Company, but made a madroñera instead- it's a little lower class than Teresa would've worn, I think, but it was appropriate. (I want to make all of the costumes Assumpta wears in her films and make a pre-war Teresa wardrobe, though I'll be remaking this red spencer!) Over the course of the week we walked through many parks, got to see the changing of the guard, we went to many palaces, and I got to participate in the Dos de Mayo parade and battle, which was insanely cool, and where the first two photos are taken! I also got to go to a wonderful ball and danced with all my friends, which I'll post photos of soon. Now that the events are over, I'm rereading Sharpe's Command bc I have my review in my drafts and want to revisit it.
#;ooc#;kiran goes to spain#(i had quite the crush on fernando who is in the bicorn hat)#(but he is gay LMFAOOOOOOOO just my goddamn luck)#(but he's a really amazing friend and my spanish has improved SO MUCH talking to him bc he doesnt speak any english)#(and he's patient and kind and very helpful and i've learned a lot)#(and a lot of my new friends have told me that A: my pronunciation is actually really good#(and B: that when I do speak I speak it like i've been speaking for years which is a HUGE shock to me and i am so so pleased)#(im going to be really sad when i go back home and loose this ability bc i have no one to practice it with)#(BUT i have so many photos and so much fun!!!!!!)
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Ok but I would love to hear all the Sterkan lore even if it isn’t sfw because Sterkan Anya is uhhhhh 😳😳😳 I am looking as respectfully as I can
Well i don't think i can delve too much into them (at least not 100%, for obvious reasons and the nature of main acc) I also haven't finished writing or working on them, I'm taking my time so i can feel comfortable and 100% sure of what im doing is something i like. (I have the mistake of rushing species before because i got too excited about a new idea, and ended felling out of love with it, i don't want to do it again) But i can leave some general data: - Their society is pretty much mostly run by women, they are really dominant (but not mean, they care about their men, a lot, if you dare to say something mean to them or something consider yourself good as a pack of minced meat, the whole ¨He asked for no pickles¨ but it's a giant woman and her small partner). They probably have reached something near Utopia, nobody is left behind, and there's practically no conflicts or injustices done between themselves. - Their heights are as it follows: Men: 6.5 ft to 8.2 aprox Women: 9.8 ft to 13 ft aprox (but there are some that may be taller than that, Anya is probably on the smaller side) - Sterkan have really strong relationships between themselves, they are very caring and protective, they also extend that care to other species they may get to befriend, or have as a partner. Talking aboout that, probably Sterkan men are something people get very attracted to, as they are way more amenable and cuddly (and they will 100% respect you, no doubt on that). - Sterkan have superhuman strenght, they could probably tear up a tank with their bare hands, bullets of our world would no nothing to them, at all. Very sought after as comanders for militia, specially if it's women. (Can imagine one actually eating bullets like cereal because is metal, and they like that, and would find it funny) - Also, their diets require ore and minerals time to time, they have markings that accumulate particles during their life, horns and claws can do that too, it helps keep their skin tough too. They could take any just to keep themselves healthy, but they have personal preferences, either because they like the taste, the color, or are more helpful for their job (military Sterkan always choose the strongest materials). The most valuable one however, it's copper, there's not much of it on their homeplanet, so it's reserved for important things, rituals or simbolism, what may be not so worthy for us, it's probably worth a lot for them (also fun fact, but gold is very common). (Anya has copper markings, they considered her worthy for such important thing). - This one I talked to a friend, as i was making Anya's design, but they may have the technology and spiritualistic power (they have their own beliefs and stuff im also working on) to take someone back from the dead, but it may only be used under very specific circumstances, mostly the death of a child (because they have a very small birth-rate, they can't afford to lose them, deaths are rare bu may happen) or an injustice imparted to someone of other species they may stumble upon during their intergalactic explorations, but this requires a sort of permission from the soul, and if they want to come back, they will make them. The catch is being revived as a Sterkan, they may keep some features from their past bodies, like beaty marks, hair color, some of their facial structure, etc), and they only ask them to be with them for a while to learn how to live like one (and make justice of course), what happens after that is their choice, they can go back to where they belonged, or they can stay with them and build a new life on their society, a lot of them pick the later.
#mw au#species stuff#koky stuff#send asks#it was getting a bit too long to write#i have more info but yeah it's kinda hard to condense what i can share#mouthwashing#anya#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing anya#buffnya#sorry for some weird wording#english is not englishing today#I speak mainly spanish#and the info i have wroten already is in Spanish actually#since most of the people i had been sharing ideas do talk the same language
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It makes me crazy when ppl discount the ways other animals communicate with us.
"He only pushed the 'hungry' button bc he wants more food." Yeah, that's what that word means. Is he differentiating between an emotional desire, a craving, an expression that it's mealtime in his schedule and he wants to do it on time, and physical hunger? Idk. Maybe he doesn't need to in order to live his life, so that's just not a thing. But even if it is, he doesn't have the tools to communicate that. There's one button. That's it. He's doing great.
"She doesn't know what a friend is, she just associates that other individual with positive interactions." How else would you describe a friend? Srsly, explain to me how a person I associate with sharing good experiences isn't a friend? We play, we relax, we spend time together, we get along, we're excited to see one another... That's a friend. She understands the assignment just fine.
"It would stop using the words/symbols if everyone stopped reacting." Me too, buddy. If a behavior doesn't give the expected result, we eventually stop doing that. How many times are you gonna ask for a hug if you know you aren't gonna get one? Oh you wouldn't? You'd recognize that it's a wasted effort and stop? Imagine that.
"They're just mimicking what they're being shown." You mean they're learning. Doesn't matter what the language is, that's how we learn. We pay attention, imitate others, and gradually get a clearer understanding of what those arbitrary and unintuitive sounds and symbols mean. That's how learning works.
Other species already have their own language, in which they are fluent. They're learning a second language that consists of sound combos they prob physically cannot make and symbols they may not physically be able to reproduce. We drop them some tools they can use to bridge the gap. And, despite the fact that we're basically just pantomiming instructions, they learn how to use them. The absolute gall to categorize that as a brainless parlor trick.
Idgaf if it's simple. If I gave you a 20-word vocab, you'd speak simply, too. That doesn't mean that's all you're capable of. It means you only have so many tools to use.
Idgaf if it's imperfect. Everyone crunches the marmoset and stutters when learning and using a second language. It's fine. The listener/reader does their best to meet you halfway. You can do the same, esp in an interspecies situation with so many additional obstacles to fluency.
If you can't even pronounce the words on an ethnic restaurant's menu, but your dog knows a bunch of commands, keywords, and other vocalizations, Rover is more linguistically accomplished than you are. And yeah, that includes sounds that aren't actually words, bc if they have a consistent meaning, they are words to him. If *heavy sigh* always means, "I'm stressed out and need a hug," and he gets that, it's language.
If you give him a handful of speech buttons, and he manages to use them productively, he's going from translating your word to the general approximation in his own language to translating his own language to a general approximation in yours. That's phenomenal. The Duolingo owl should personally present him with a diploma, and you better frame that bitch. He deserves it.
#the gall#the audacity#and its usually a monoglot who just speaks more slowly and loudly when abroad#and listen i only know enough spanish and sign to find a bathroom and maybe navigate a very simple convo#and thats my point#we struggle with languages by humans for humans#what some of these animals are doing is awesome#and it just pisses me off when ppl say its fake and their reasoning is that its not like we do it even tho most of the time it actually is#its just a different version#calm down anda#no anda you calm down im saving the animals
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ratio says a lot of funny words in combinations i don't understand but it's attractive for some reason
this is how that one spanish duolingo guy w the moustache sounds like to me too tbh
#i dont understand anything but its attractive for sure#im actually lying i do understand a tiny bit of spanish ig thanks to me speaking latin and french and a few other crumbs u can derive from#im also not taking spanish lessons i just heard that in a stream once and was like ayo im feeling like im getting seduced here???#reply
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leon being italian and luis being spanish like ....those are the two most likely and unlikely white euopean people to pair together, it makes them perfect.
who is more catholic out of the two? the only correct answer is luis, whereas leon is an agnostic ex catholic lmao
#now that i know leon is italian i need him to tan just like luis - they are both that kinda white#he has the capability too#can leon speak italian??#i doubt it#but if he can#that means he can actually understand spanish#and i specifically mean the european dialect that luis would speak#sorry but leon being italian and luis being Spanish does not help by European history hyperfixation#but tbh my leon is white passing his dad was the italian one is mom is not#if they find someone who is Portuguese they have the whole trio of catholics or colonizers pick your poison#i am just kidding i love these two#serrenedy#luis serra#leon s kennedy#they are going into my white boy category that i do nawt play about#like what do you mean leon isn't some normal white man from the midwest#what do you mean he's like luis#???#but ntm on them my boys aren't racist#in my personal hc#leon is actually not fully white he's like white passing#luis is the white one#but i digress
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Dichotomy of wanting to headcanon Aren as part Mexican because I’m biased vs not wanting to play into stereotypes
#BUT HIS IDEALS MATCH OKAY#LIKE BEING FAMILY ORIENTED ABD I KNOW THIS BOY CAN MAKE TORTILLAS BY HAND!!!#AND HES LITERALLY SO MACHISMO LIKE??#ughfhhhhh and when he gets mad he speaks Spanish I know it I just do#god :(#he’d do such a great grito actually wtf#Saiki k
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tw vent
#i was super duper excited because at the end of last year i took a test#and i got a high enough proficiency level that i could skip spanish 4#still am excited#my teacher said i really should do it#and it made sense#i thought that it would be so great etc yk because people want to be there in spanish 5#you've already taken 4 years#anyway it is#just not for me because I know no one#and in trying to find somewhere to sit#ofc i end up at a table with the kids who shouldn't fucking be there#they speak in english constantly#how am i supposed to learn?#and i really want to learn like really really want to#i also wanted to make friends#like its spanish 5#people talk in spanish whole class#always to the teacher#discuss in table groups#not these people#bro is talking about his gf being bi in the middle of class like#one of them didn't know lunes was monday#i want to cry#i actually have cried#then we had to present something and i tried but it's like the joke of the class#I AM SO DISAPPOINTED maybe it will get better but AHHH#i thought it would be so much better it could be so much better#idk what to do i could talk to the teacher but i don't want to be that kid#i want people to like me but I just really want to learn#it has only been two days but still
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Re:Kinder Fun fact time!! Did you know? 😊
Yuuichi's theme song (the one that often accompanies his entrances with "Vamos Cantar!"), 新しい夏のナナ, is not in any latin language such as Spanish or Portuguese, despite its lyrics sounding as such. It's actually in Hanamogera, which to put it simply is nonsense speech based on japanese syllables. So the song's lyrics are essentially gibberish meant to imitate the sound of latin music! 😊
It is listed as such in the source site for the song, oo39.com, where the song can be found as "YS068" in the hanamogera category.
Additional fun fact! The song can also be found in Spotify as Vien Nana by Oo39.com themselves alongside a few other select songs from the site. So you can properly enjoy the song on the platform without having to import it from your local files.
Those are the fun Re:Kinder related fun facts for today... Use them to entertain your friends at parties ! ☺️
#re:kinder#not art#now tiny storytime in the tags!!! 😊...#what prompted me to look into this months ago was the fact i genuinely thought it was in spanish at first#AS A SPANISH NATIVE SPEAKER. I HEARD THIS SONG VAGUELY AND WAS LIKE... WOW... i wonder what it says!#because i thought i didnt understand it as i was mostly paying attention to the text or because of my computer's speaker#plugged headphones in and heard carefully... i didnt understand anything. but it sounded just like it i was so confused#for a second i wondered if it was portuguese but there was no way it was because even then i would have known😭#the magic of knowing either language of spanish (at least latin spanish) and portuguese is it makes the other very recognizable#this was not it looked for the opinions of other latin speaking language people THEY DID NOT UNDERSTAND A THING#and thats how i ended up looking into the source and finding this out 😊#i was very pleasantly surprised to see it was gibberish because IM NOT SURE HOW TO EXPRESS TO YOU ITS VERY GOOD#VERY WELL DONE GIBBERISH SO WELL DONE IT MAKES A PROPER SENTENCE AT ONE POINT#gibberish so well done it fooled native speakers into thinking it was their own languages . so good im so obsessed with this#i had to share this fun fact eventually somrwhere other than yourjbe comments#and i remembered i could acrually speak here about the game and not only post art of it teehee😊#so thats your awesome fun fact micht also drop more if im confident in doing so and their validity because theres more tbat are in japanese#and im trying to figure em out watch as i study the inner workings of a language so i dont have to learn how to actually speak it#(i love conlangs so this is a good excuse)
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ADHD secret power where you translate a whole episode of your current hyperfixation into your target language. Try today.
#also I’m doing this instead of my Spanish assignment which I am being graded on#but shhhhh#it’s genuinely a good way to force myself to practice some more interesting tenses because when I write or speak freeform…#I just speak with so little eloquence :(#it’s my first large scale translation actually maybe I’ll do another#langblr#language#linguistics#language tips#adhd#actually adhd#quinn posts
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I can't believe there's people watching qsmp who hear the Spanish speakers and just go "well i don't know Spanish and there's nothing i can do about that. Guess I'll never know what they say". When Tahlulla said "then learn" cause quackity said he didn't speak Spanish, that was at y'all. If you can watch a 6 hour stream you can download doulingo and do a 5 minute Spanish lesson.
#not to be agressive but#genuinely those who dont try to learn are actually missing out on So Much Content#qsmp#learning Spanish#even just bits where the translation fucks up. like during charlies violence arc yhe translation randomly said. Bucket#and its cause he was saying fuck it fuck it fuck it so it translated that into cangilón#i barely know spanish and even then i can manage to parse out what at least some of them are saying you dont need much#hell even just tune into a foolish stream cause hes actually been doing spanish lessons with leo and hes picking it up really well#and he says all of his thoughts on how or why parts of the language are how they are which kinda helps to understand it#like hes wrong sometimes very much so but its really really cool to judt sit and listen to a guy figure out how to speak another language#i played it while cooking the other day and when he would ask a question i also had id ask my roommate whos fluent#and just asking questions helps to learn.#sorry for the ramble im just fed up with the mentality that some foøks have with the spanish speakers#yes the translator is fucking rad but it doesnt catch everything and its kinda nicer to catch it as its spoken you know#leadning a new language is only hard at first. its very easy to become obsessed with understanding it
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Youtube randomly recced me this.
#youtube#sam claflin#samblogging#imagine billy x camila#she's laughing her head off while he's trying to pronounce these words#book of love had sam actually speaking some spanish#a big budget overhyped series couldn't do what a small film did#mind you. in book of love different languages are kinda theme#djats doesn't have that but they did have camila actually speaking spanish#billy could have been working on a song titled senora when camila would tell him she was a senorita (before they got married)#but that would mean less time on b and d looking at each other i guess#mypost
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