#i dont understand anything but its attractive for sure

[enden-k]

ratio says a lot of funny words in combinations i don't understand but it's attractive for some reason

this is how that one spanish duolingo guy w the moustache sounds like to me too tbh

[circlesthatyoufind]

i completely understand the bisexual headcanons but there is something so 👌👏👍🤌 about gay and lesbian steve and nancy. like...the comphet is brain deadening.

[echoesofadream]

one thing is certain and that is that taehyung and jungkook hate and cant stand each other and/or have no chemistry and are awkward. imagine being enemies except you're super awkward about it. yeah that is them

[moonastro]

groom persona chart

north node in the houses

what is a groom persona chart? this chart exhibits qualities that your husband will have and possible placements that can be seen in their chart. it is simply a chart all about your spouse in a woman's chart. the asteroid groom can be identified using the code 5129.

the nn in the groom persona chart can symbolise what we will learn from each other from our husband and he from you. its also what fate events are stored in for the couple.

reminder: this is my interpretation from observations and first hand experiences, so don't take this to heart.

nn in 1st house: this placement may have some identity issues with their partner and its not like omg he's so much more better than i am no no, this placement can usually question you whether you are doing a good job of being a partner to your husband, always worrying about them, making sure they have the same feelings towards you, constantly may battle your mind into thinking they dont love you as much as you love them, its more of concern or worry rather than anything else. the fate of your relationship with your husband can be tied down to creating an image of yourself through your partner or through their eyes. constantly this placement may encounter fate to do with rumours of their relationship, and being forced to live with others peoples opinions about their marriage or their partner, some may think that you could have done better or vice versa.

nn in 2nd house: the thing that you and your husband can have to go through is learning how to live with each other. it may be strange and there can be some invasion with personal space and getting used to having to share your stuff with them but its what you may have to work through. i feel like you two may have to go through a certain time with struggles with money if this is aspected badly, like there could be a time where you may be unemployed during your relationship with your spouse or vice versa. what i also noticed with this placement is that you and your partner could have to got through some sort of asset situation, depending of the aspects, this can be losing things, being prone to breakages/burglars/ stealing, or just spending money on useless things that done serve you for good.

nn in 3rd house: this placement can go through phases of communication blockages. often misunderstanding each other but it gives great opportunities to work on it and take time to understand one another, their intentions and their motives. the destiny for this placement allows the person to teach one another and especially learn about each other, constantly finding things about each other, however, i did realise some misunderstanding that comes with this placement that can make you think why your partner lets say acts the way he does or vice versa. language barriers are very common with this placement, often having a spouse who speaks another language.

nn in 4th house: this placement offers some time to getting used to each others comfort and energy. this attracts your partner and yourself to accumulate how to comfort each other and make each others safe place which indicates differences in style of living, agreeing on how to decorate your home according to both needs as you may have different styles and way of living. the destiny set for your relationship is creating a family dynamic between each other, having kids or having lots of it can be common for this placement. usually you can have difficulty expressing ones feelings for one another and can have your own way of expressing your love which can be quite indifferent for each of you, can be as simple as approaching this unconventionally, for example love language instead of expressing ones emotion could be making a cup of coffee every single morning, or agreeing to every tantrum they have etc.

nn in 5th house: you can actually learn how to be more carefree and loosen up when in a relationship with your husband. they will teach you how to be more creative, how to take initiative in different ways such as having a different approach to life. destiny set for this couple is definitely having different creative motives, one can be very creative, always creating new things, being active with art, music, developing etc and the other can be the opposite so that may be something this placement can have to work with and go around with.

nn in 6th house: fate with this placement can be rather difficult, you may have to go through different stages of reflection with your partner, always trying to find time for each other, work can be crazy for both of you or for one of you, this placement really needs to slow down with life and focus on each other rather than your own individually. usually the couple can be too busy for each other and with that could cause some trouble with creating a bond as they may even view each other as room mates at times as their lives can literally be like a schedule, wake up, work, home, sleep that kind of thing. usually destiny associated with this can be learning how to live with each others flaws, differences with their home styles, like one can be cleaner than the other or one may always clean and the other hates to clean etc.

nn in 7th house: destiny set for this couple can definitely be learning how to be loyal with one another. there can be some struggle associated with relationship issues such as cheating or being unfaithful for your partner. also having crushes and liking other people while being in a relationship with your partner can also be something that could happen for this placement. creating enemies while in a relationship with your spouse can be common, usually because you and your spouse could be very attractive and others may have crushes on both or one or the other and so this creates some enemies because you chose each other rather than the other people who thought they had a chance with you.

nn in 8th house: north node in the 8th house can bring an extreme intense change of outlook and setting of your life. with your husband, everything can completely change in your life from you comfort to your surroundings. the lesson that you may learn from each other is learning how to share emotions that suit both partners. there can be a missing piece to your bond but your fate with your husband can be to settle down with whatever transformations you may go through, talk through it and create comfort for one another. also, there can be rather extreme moment that happen between you two so it is important to be there for your partner and him for you in these hard moments. you may bond through your hard moments as well and that can create a very close relationship between you two.

nn in 9th house: so for this placement, the couple will eventually learn from each others previous experiences that they had and share them amongst each other and that may mould you or you husband. this placement has full faith in their partner meaning that whatever you may mention to your spouse, he may take it personally and have the same impressions as you. your fate with your husband can be tied to having same opinions and learning how to get over the indifferences in each others views and values. your relationship with your husband can thrive if there is a healthy solution to where you both agree to disagree or find a viewpoint in which you both agree with. there can be some getting used to your in laws as well.

for example-my mother has this placement and she has a difficult relationship with her siblings therefore whatever she says to her partner, he believes her and most of the things she talks about them is negatively and so my father has the same negative outlook on her siblings as well if that makes sense. even though he didn't see it happen or didn't experienced the negative experiences with them, he still hold a grudge towards her siblings even though they did not do those things towards him. its him believing her and her opinions. this also makes sense as the sign its in is in cancer so the emotional, trust, and family topics relates to her opinions and the fate that both share.

nn in 10th house: this placement often has some struggle with career and public image. usually one may view their career as the most serious thing in the world and may put it before their partner. also one partner can act one way at home and completely different when in public and in front of other people which can be something you would have to work on as this can be caused from being scared to be viewed a certain way. being too strict on your spouse, constantly arguing about things, having misaligning attraction towards each other, one may love the other more than the other does to them.

nn in 11th house: this placement has destiny set with their partner to do with social life, usually friends or anyone that either you or your partner hangs out with can cause some issues for the relationship, maybe causing less time to hang out like always being with friends rather than your partner, or going out to a friend or with a friends instead of hanging out with your partner and this can go both ways also. differences in goals, sympathetic reasonings like you may have different approaches to the problems with the world or people who have it way harder than you and your spouse could not care less, this can cause problems.

nn in 12th house: the thing you have to go through with your future spouse is that you'll have to learn how to spiritually connect with your husband. the destiny set for your relationship with your spouse is to finish something from a previous life with them, completing business and thriving in the place you are supposed to be with your partner. also being able to combat and talk through addictive substances for either you or your spouse as one of you may have an addiction to smoking, drinking, vaping whatever it maty be. it may be an issue as this can mean that you may not like it how your spouse does it or vice versa. another thing with this placement is that you'll have to get though unrealistic expectations of your spouse, you may think or idolise your spouse to a point where you can be disappointed so that could be an issue also.

[prodbyton]

જ⁀➴ dirty little secret chapter 5: i don’t bite

half smau, half written wc. idk sorry😭 warnings: smut!!! +18 mdni!! smut can be read on its own but if you want to read the rest of the story here’s the mlist! id still recommend reading the whole story bc yes 🙂‍↕️

tomorrow comes around a lot faster than you expected. you dont know why, but you’re almost nervous.

you dont know what it is about anton, but he was different than other guys you pursued. you were never the type to chase, never the type to be so bold and be the one to call the shots. something about anton being so shy in your presence excited you, and you knew you could use that to your advantage since he was already wrapped around your finger after only talking to you once.

so you dont understand why you’re hesitant to knock on the door to his apartment.

you stare at the door, thinking of all the possible outcomes of what will happen once you step foot into his space.

you’re here to study, you tell yourself, but you know that you can’t focus on that when you’re too focused on your attraction to the boy. he obviously is into you, but you don’t know if he’s into you enough to do the things that you were thinking about. what if he does just want to study, and you make him uncomfortable by trying to make a move on him? what if giselle was right about him being a virgin, not that it would be an issue but you don’t want this to be his first time. or even worse, what if he’s not good in bed?

just worry about studying, thats the most important thing here. you continue to tell yourself, still staring at his door.

right as you lift your arm to finally knock, the door swings open and reveals the tall boy you were here to see. he looks at you and smiles softly, and you smile back before taking in his appearance. he looks good, and he seems a little less nervous than he seemed the day before.

you thank yourself for not dressing up too much for today, seeing that he was in a loose tshirt and some shorts. you wore something nice but casual, a low cut shirt and a pair of leggings. easy to take off, just in case. right when you were done looking anton up & down, his eyes quickly darted back up to your face and your smile grows wider when you realize he was probably looking down your shirt when you weren’t looking.

“sorry if i startled you,”

“its okay, i was just about to knock”

anton moves to the side so you can come in, and your eyes scan the room as you take off your shoes. it was pretty clean for an apartment with college student boys, and you wonder if it always looks this clean or if anton cleaned up for you. and you smile trying to imagine anton frantically cleaning around the house knowing that you could be over any minute.

you let anton lead the way to his living room, where he already has some papers spread across the coffee table along with his laptop. you admire his efforts into making sure that you were comfortable in his space, since he also had various snacks and drinks on the table along with a few blankets and pillows on the floor.

“i don’t know what kind of snacks or drinks you like, so i just bought a bunch of stuff” he lied, he asked seunghan this morning what stuff you like. you stare at the various snacks, smiling when you realize it was filled with snacks you actually like. not like you would’ve declined anything he offered, you’re sure he had good taste. maybe you both just have the same favorites.

“did you wanna study physics again or another subject?” you set your bag on the couch, sitting down on the floor on top of the blankets anton had laid out, and pulling out your laptop once anton sat on the ground next to you.

“you’re really smart, anton” you nudge his arm, and he shyly looks away from you at your praise.

“thanks,” antons voice was so soft, and you hoped that you could break that nervous shell off of him soon. you could tell he wanted to talk more, but it was like he was holding himself back.

“im kinda bored of studying now, can we take a break?”

“yeah, of course"

anton is surprisingly easy to talk to, and you wish that he wasn't so shy because you could have realized how much you two had in common. you stare at his face while he talks, going back to make eye contact with him every few words so he knew you were still listening. you look at his lips, liking the way they curve into a smile while he speaks and the way his lips purse out when he says certain words. you stare a little harder at his lips, and anton notices, and he tries to ignore it but he's starting to forget what he was talking about. you only look back at his face when you hear him stumbling over his words and stops talking.

"why'd you stop talking?"

"sorry," anton gulps, his ears turning red as he tries to come up with a reason, but he couldn't lie to you when you were still staring at him like that. "you were staring"

"you're so cute. do i really make you that nervous?"

"y-yeah"

"can i tell you something?" your words were just above a whisper, and anton nods nervously when he sees you looking at his lips again. "i really want to kiss you right now"

and with that anton was leaning in, pressing his lips onto yours without any further question. you were taken aback by his sudden action, not expecting him to be so bold all of a sudden with you. you couldn't complain though, his lips felt so soft and perfect against yours. you kiss him back faster than you could process the situation, holding on to the back of his neck to kiss him harder. his hands that were nervously playing in his lap move so he could grab your waist, pulling your body closer to his.

anton shifts his body so he could face you better, his other hand that wasn't on your waist rests on the ground to stabilize himself as he kisses you. you pull away for a brief second to take a breath, quickly going back to kissing anton and sliding your tongue against his bottom lip.

it takes a moment for him to get the hint, and you have to bite his lip softly in order for him to open his mouth so you could slide your tongue inside.

anton feels like fireworks are going off in his mind. you were kissing him right now. he couldn't believe it. and you're the one who wanted to kiss him, whatever anton did in his past life he thanks himself internally, because he would never believe that he could ever be in this situation.

you two groan into each others mouths, tongues clashing against each others and spit is dribbling down both of your chins. when you two finally pull away, anton is almost as red as a tomato. you were breathing hard, bottom lip tucked between your teeth as you took in antons appearance. he looked so attractive like this, lips swollen and parted, a little shiny from a mix of spit and your lip gloss. he was so kissable. you wanted to kiss him again, and again, and again.

so you do. you kiss the breath out of him over and over, you somehow end up in his lap, kissing him even more. you kiss down his face, down his neck, you even bite him a little bit just to hear his breath hitch. antons hands still lay on your waist, gripping onto the skin a little harder whenever you lick or bite a sensitive part of his neck. you were in your own world, and you only realize how much this is effecting anton when he tries (and fails) at subtly pushing you down onto his clothed crotch and you can feel his boner pressing against your core. you remove your lips from him and sit up, staring at his flushed face then down to where your bodies met.

"you're hard" you say it bluntly, still staring at the bulge in his pants from what you can see from the angle you were sitting in.

"you're really pretty" anton talks in the same tone you spoke in, no point in being shameful when you both clearly wanted each other. it was your time to be shy, you knew anton liked you to some degree, but hearing him compliment you as well as getting this hard from just kissing you has you flustered. you feel your core throb the longer you stare, and your mouth feels empty without antons lips on yours.

you run your fingers through antons hair, smiling at the sight of his eyes shutting at the feeling of your nails slightly scratching his scalp. you give his hair a small tug, and before anton can even react your tugging him again so your lips could connect again.

this kiss was somehow even more desperate, teeth clashing and tongues colling more than lips locking. it was messy, but it only made you feel hotter. you experimentally grind your hips down on anton and he groans, holding your hips harder as you make the same movement again. you let out a small whimper when you move just right enough to feel the pressure on your clit, repeating the same movement until you find a steady rhythm.

anton looked an absolute wreck when you pulled your lips off of him. he threw his head back against the couch, eyes barely open as he watched you grind against him. he looked like he was 3 seconds away from cumming in his pants, and you honestly wanted him to. so you move a bit faster, and you lean down to re attach your lips to his neck.

the moans that leave the both of you fill up the living room, and you forget that anton has roomates that could possibly walk in at any given moment. anton seems to forget too, because he's slipping his hands under your shirt and trailing them up to cup your breasts over your bra. antons boldness has you pressing harder against him, moaning against the skin of his neck which makes him shudder.

"wait- im gonna cum-" anton warns, hands that fondle your boobs under your shirt grabbing onto you tighter as he feels his orgasm build up embarrassingly fast. he hopes that you stop moving, but you keep going, and when he feels you smirk against his skin he knows that it was fine.

without any warning anton was moving his hands back to your waist, holding you down as he thrusted against you while his orgasm hit. he was silent, only a string of small whimpers leaving his mouth as he kept you moving while he rode out his high.

watching him cum in his pants was truly a sight, and you felt yourself growing wetter as you watched. he was almost trembling, and it made you clench around nothing before you started to move your hips again. anton was still sensitive and he whine at the feeling of you still grinding down on him, weakly attempting to push your hips off of him.

you quickly move yourself so you were sitting on his thigh, desperately moving against the thick muscle while you chased your own orgasm

"are you close?" you can only nod your head as you move faster, your clit rubbing against antons thigh so deliciously you knew it wouldn't take much more for you to reach your peak.

"kiss me, please-" anton had his lips on you as fast as possible, kissing away the pout you had on your lips. you moan softly when you feel his tongue slip into your mouth, and you feel your orgasm hit you hard when he sucks on your tongue.

you shake on top of anton, body going limp as you feel the aftershocks of your orgasm. you both stay quiet for a moment while you try to get your breathing back to normal, and anton shifts slightly, the feeling of sitting in his cum stained underwear starting to set in and feel uncomfortable.

"im gonna change my pants- ill bring you a pair too" he was so considerate, feeling that you were probably just as uncomfortable in your soaked through underwear. anton helps you move off his thigh, and helps you stand up as well before he's telling you he'll be right back. you sit on the couch while you wait for him, checking your phone while you wait and seeing that your brother texted you a few minutes ago about your whereabouts. you roll your eyes, not wanting to leave antons right after you both just came in your pants, but not wanting to have to deal with your brother nagging you about how late its getting.

"here, you can change in my room" anton turns the corner and hands you a pair of his sweats, and you take them and follow him back down the hall to where his room was. he closes the door and waits outside for you, and you take your time taking off your leggings and your underwear that was uncomfortable and sticky, slipping his pants on and making tying the strings to make sure they don't fall down. you also take in antons bedroom as quick as possible so it doesn't seem like you were snooping.

the boy is smiling at you like a dork when you open the door, and you smile too before his smile drops at the words that leave your mouth.

"my brothers blowing up my phone, so i have to go, but um, today was nice" his heart thumps in his chest, and he swallows in hopes that the feeling subsides and he hopes that it was only loud in his head and that you couldn't hear his heartbeat from where you were standing.

"yeah, it was. i can walk you to your car, its getting kinda dark." anton helps you collect your things, and you two silently make your way down to where you parked.

the walk from antons apartment to your car was awkward, and you wish that it wasn't. you didn't really know what to say, or what to do in this situation. usually guys you hook up with don't go out of their way to give you some of their clothes, or walk you back to your car, or have good conversation with you. but anton was different, and you felt it the moment you decided to give him attention, because you really don't want to go home, and you really don't want this to be the last time you two fool around.

anton stays outside until your car pulls off and until he cant see you anymore before he starts his walk back to his apartment, and he can't stop the wave of thoughts that run through his mind now.

he's praying internally that you really do text him, and that you enjoyed today as much as he did, and that him cumming in his pants didn't throw you off and that you'd never want to speak to him again. he hopes you text him and that you want to see him again.

all of his internal prayers seem to come true faster than he thought when he enters his room and sees your soaked through panties on his bed.

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a/n: sorry for posting this so late !! anyways hope you guys like it hehe haha

synopsis: living with your older brother had its perks, including easy access to his hot best friend

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[hatsunemitskislobotomy]

˚◞♡ ⃗ ❝ 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙚 ❞* ೃ༄

↳ ♡₊˚. ❝ ¡love and deepspace sorta kinda spicy! eluding headcanons lolz! ❞

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something about those boys and ripping pantyhose’s… sigh

sure it’s attractive, quite attractive actually but more often than not the boys seem to miss the mark as to why you’re wearing them (and why it’s not okay to suddenly come back not wearing them) until one day you overhear tara and some of your other female colleagues discussing a durable pair of pantyhose’s perfect for the summertime where the typical deepspace hunter pants tend to be a little bit on the heavier side.

however your interest was piqued either way— might as well do the girls a favor and test how really durable they are

xavier

you two are so in sync with once another, gentle touches and heightened breathing— your reactions from each other drove each other crazy, it was perfect

which is why he looked like a kicked puppy when he realizes that the pantyhose’s you were wearing were NOT coming off with the hook of his finger

“i… i dont understand…”

oh poor thing they never do

you explain to him that the other female deepspace hunters wanted to test out their durability— you just happened to know a good test for them

he understands, but he still doesn’t know why you’re wearing it with him

you sigh, the initial test was a success but now he was really trying to make you spell it out for him

you pull out the small dagger out of its sheath that rested on your thigh

he looks at you in confusion as you wrap his fingers around the hilt

“i’m sure you can figure out your way around this obstacle.”

and then it clicks and his face of confusion is no more

it’s safe to say, the same trick won’t work on him twice

rafayel

this man takes it as a personal attack— like you might as well have had called him a lemurian slur

“so you want me to die?”

you loved him, but this man was always doing the absolute most but he won’t admit it

if anything you’re getting ALL the blame, you got him all worked up and then you stroll up wearing the indestructible pantyhose’s from hell

he flickers a flame in between his fingers

talking about some “i wonder if they’re fireproof”

you was not about to let him find out— YOU WERE STILL WEARING THEM

“what? can’t handle a little fire?”

and he had the nerve to act like you did an attempt on his life meanwhile this man was scheming as he poked and prodded the thick mesh around your thighs

you two practically start wrestling until he has you pinned

“fine we’ll do things your way, but promise to let me burn them after they’re off.”

zayne

you had been a brat obnoxious all evening it was no wonder he was itching to put you in your place

as per usual it was attractive how he’d reach over your body to pin your arms against the bed as face to face with your torso looking absolutely starved

but right when he was about to tear into you (figuratively and literally), that pesky pair of mesh you always sported were NOT budging

he had to pause and take a minute to reflect

my man was ready to ravish you like how a predator would to their prey but he was being bested by fabric

you were trying so hard not to laugh because you can see the cogs turning in his head

“it seems that i’ve played into your hands.”

you chuckle, innocently claiming that you were getting a tad bit tired of all the pantyhose’s that he’d tear into, it was a lot of money wasted

he insures that it’s never a waste he keeps a collection of all the ones he’s torn

the entire situation is too funny to you, you really can’t help but giggle at him

he really can’t stay annoyed at you, he also did find it a lot funnier than it should’ve been

he still wanted to have his way with you

“it’s no matter, all this is to show that i’ll have to be the gentleman you deserve.”

sure your pantyhose’s were spared that night but you weren’t

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a/n: y’all this idea literally fell from the damn sky— well actually i just saw those instagram promo stories about those hella thick and durable pantyhose’s soooo thank instagram ig?

it’s nothing crazy— i can’t write smut without having a visceral reaction sooo uh… i salute the girlies on here who can bc PHEW 🫡🫡🫡

also i wrote this on the bus lolz, thank god for privacy screen protectors

okay love you all mwah mwah MWAHHHH

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[koolades-world]

hello ^^

was wondering if youd be able to write something about the demon brothers (and maybe diavolo too) with mc whos a little dumb? as in they forget a lot of stuff (what day it is, where they put something only a few seconds ago, etc) and dont know a lot of things even if its obvious. theyre also a bit gullible and fall for fake news or scams a lot. basically a bimbo/himbo type of mc.

hi!! yeah sure thing!

actually went to google if there was a gender neutral version of bimbo himbo and apparently there actually is

presenting: thembo! haha I love this term

enjoy :)

Thembo/Himbo/Bimbo Mc

Lucifer

very protective of you

can't help but internally smile whenever you forget your train of thought or asks him what today's date is for the third time

if there's an unreliable news source that keeps finding it's way into your hands he sees personally that they mysteriously goes out of business

gotten surprisingly good at finding things you lost, like he'll just move one thing out of the way and what you're looking for will be there (big mom energy here)

Mammon

he's a himbo himself tbh

you're cut from the same cloth so you can be silly together

100% both of you will ask each other the time, check your D.D.D., and only leave that situation with what percent it's at so you have to check again and still don't have the time

you match each other's energy so well it's meant to be

Levi

he's not quite sure how to feel at first

he gets overwhelmed by the amount of questions you ask, but once you start asking questions about his games, you're instantly close

he doesn't mind repeating himself since you actually care about him

sometimes he forgets everything besides gaming so he gets it

Satan

if Mammon is your birds of a feather flock together, he's your opposite attract moment, even better than Lucifer

he always makes sure to let you know if something you've heard is fake or not and always makes it a lesson even though despite you listening, never seems to stick but that's ok he still loves you

however he loves how you embrace all of the things he loves even if you don't fully get it, like all the more complicated books he reads for fun

it's alright he has enough brains for the both of you lol

Asmo

sometimes he's very himbo so he has solutions to your problems

gives you a cute little invisible ink pen that activates when you stand or sit in spots you're in a lot to write on your arm with since regular ink isn't cute (solomon made it <3)

always asks you if you have everything before you leave the house with a checklist, and when you got home

please make sure to thank him!!

Beel

he also has the same oblivious nature, but he's more dense while you're more airhead

if you put your heads together (and with a little help from belphie) you can usually figure it out

will help you look for your D.D.D. while the both of you use the flashlight on your D.D.D.

ultimate duo fr

Belphie

he thinks you're so silly but tries to keep any playfully mean comments to a minimum

sometimes he can't help but poke fun at you but afterwards he always tells you he's sorry and tells you you're pretty

straight up puts tracking devices on important items that you handle everyday so that if you lose something, you can easily find it again, such as your toothbrush and textbooks

Diavolo

another sorta himbo, since he seems like he has no idea what he's doing but actually is very aware

if you lose something and really can't find it, no worries! he can just buy you a new one or have the Little D's search for it since they'll do anything to help you out

very understanding and sweet about it since he kinda gets it

the both of you can embrace this lifestyle together

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

its soooo fucked up how many women have internalised men‘s sexual desires as our own. women shave, dress sexy, buy lingerie, putting on makeup etc „for themselves“ and then you have liberal feminists screaming its empowering and theyre reclaiming their own sexuality. and sure clothes give you confidence and feeling good in your body is nice but what is considered desirable is a product of sociocultural processes.

women are not born with a desire to dress up - we are informed by our surroundings (that are dominated by men) of what is considered sexy in the first place. because why arent men dressing up sexy to feel confident? why arent men shaving in anticipation of sex? why arent men buying nice underwear „for themselves“ and tight clothes showing off their body to feel confident and put on concealer. at best they put on some cologne and thats about it.

we only really see this in gay culture - which is so interesting because i see a lot of what is considered „sexy“ for gay men (like harnesses and thongs) that is just what straight men find appealing in women but projected on men.

why are women the ones putting in so much effort „for themselves“ but we dont see the same for men? dont men want to feel confident and sexy?

the truth is men are considered desirable by default. men are raised to gain confidence from all sorts of other stuff, and that women are attracted to them for their wits and charisma and whatnot so they dont really need to do anything about their appearance. women are raised to see our value first and foremost in our submission and beauty. add this to male orgasm also being the default in heterosex and you understand why so many women treat ourselves like a sexual object while men are often the subject.

[highway-143]

이게 현실이에요? - is this real life? - lee heeseung

genre: fluffy fluff, smut (MDNI) angst?

pairing: idol!heeseung x fem!reader

warnings: familial trauma, assumed suicide debation, kissing, pet names, teeth rotting fluff, unprotected sex, (dont be silly, wrap that willy) pussy eating, cuddling <3

synopsis: when you go to korea for the first time to attend a fansign, heeseung notices you, and you continue to run into eachother, resulting in an unexpected friendship

song: confessions - flo rida, paul russel, and jake & heeseung

(proofread!)

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you step into the oddly spacious hotel room, spinning around. was this what korea was like? you were sure that what you had paid would only get a storage closet back in the states.

the room looked more like a small apartment, a bathroom and a kitchen in the corner, a bed pressed against the far wall with a television opposite it, and a desk by the window. there was also a small balcony, which you stepped onto to take in the view of a fall seoul.

"daebak!" you murmur under your breath, swiveling your head to see everything the horizon had to offer. you loved the feeling of finally being in the one place you ever wanted to travel to.

as a 18 year old girl who only spoke basic korean and had little money, this was a nerve wracking experience for you. you knew that you were perfectly safe, but the karate class you took when you were younger probably wasnt going to help if you seriously needed it.

you shiver, the chilly breeze sending you back inside, only to sprawl out onto the bed, pulling your phone out of the pocket of your jeans.

the screen showed 7 missed messages from the plane flight, all from your mother

mom:

<where are you>

<its been a whole day>

<we need you to watch your brother>

<come home now>

<if you dont come home in the next hour, there will be consequences>

<you're such a disgrace to our family>

<don't come home anymore>

you feel tears start to pour out of your eyes, falling onto the screen of your phone, held in your shaking hands.

there were no words to describe the anger and sadness coursing through your body right now. you had told them you planned to take a vacation to seoul last week, but apparently that information was too boring to remember.

the entire time you had lived with your family, it was fights, yelling, and more fights. every day was a battle between you and your mother, your father barely present in your life, what with his full time job and the bar he loved to visit with his work friends.

when you finally worked up the nerve to tell your mother about your love for k-pop, she scoffed. "so, you like gays now?" she asked, rolling her eyes. "you always were a dissapointment"

"but mom," you argued, almost crying. "theyre not gay, and they make me happy. their music is so good, and i love them"

"you love them? they dont even know you. there are better girls to love than you. why would they even look at you?"

from that day on, your mom has hated anything to do with asian people. when she saw anybody of asian ethnicity anywhere, she would nudge you and say, "look, i bet you think theyre attractive" whether it be a girl, a young boy, or an old man.

the way she treated you made you want to scream into your pillow, which had happened on multiple occasions by now. that's why when you told your family about going to seoul, you didnt mention the fansign. but now, you see they didn't care anyway.

you pull yourself out of the bed, feeling hungry. you decide to take a walk outside and see if there were any good places to eat around the hotel. the busy streets were swarmed with people, all about their business. you were proud to see that you could understand most of their conversations. maybe being here would be good preparation for the fansign in 3 days.

you find a small ramen shop on the corner of a busy intersection. stepping inside, you see who looks to be the owner of the store, an older korean woman, bending over the counter to organize ingredients

"hello!" you say in korean, using formal speech. "can i order some food?"

"of course, honey" she responds in the same language. "before you order, i am assuming you speak english?" she asks

"yeah i do!" now in english, you speak more comfortably. "do you?"

"of course darling!" she grins at you, her eyes squinting closed in happiness. "so what would you like?" she has a thick accent, but some expert english.

you order a simple bowl of spicy noodles and a fried egg, and when she brings it out, she sits at the table with you.

"my name is park yujin," she hands you a glass of water. "may i ask yours?"

"im y/n! may i ask where you learned to speak english? its very good!"

"oh! i spent my high school and college years in the united states, so i had to learn my fair share of the language" she jokes. "so what brings you to korea?"

"i actually came for a fansign! my favorite group is here and ive always wanted to visit seoul, so this was perfect. i actually just graduated high school so this is like a graduation trip to myself!"

"thats so cool! i still listen to some of the earlier groups, like H.O.T and S.E.S!"

you two sit there and talk. yujin was a very kind woman, she felt like a mother, kind and willing to listen, so you tell her about your family, how your parents didnt seem to care about you.

"im so sorry honey," she says, sadness in her soft eyes. "you know, have you ever thought about staying in seoul?"

"i did," you say, twiddling your napkin in your fingers. "but i dont know enough korean, i dont have a job, so i dont have money for an apartment."

"oh," yujin frowns. "you know, if you want to stay, ive been looking to hire someone here. it wouldnt pay much but this building has some good apartments."

you smile, this is sounding good. "you know, ill think about it!"

you pay and leave, going back to the apartment, a small skip in your step as you walked the busy street

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on the days leading up to the event, you spend every meal with yujin. she was so kind, acting more motherly than yours ever could.

she tells you about her kids, her friends, and her life in the states, sharing experiences she had that you found astounding. one of your favorite stories was the time she took a bus from new york to florida with her best friend when she was only 16.

when it was finally time to go to the fansign, you check your outfit in the mirror. you were wearing a pink babydoll tee and cargo jeans, white converse, and a pair of white sunglasses. it was perfect, just what you imagined yourself wearing for meeting heeseung for the first time.

he was your bias to end all biases, the man who had gotten you through the last 5 years more than your friends and family ever did. he made you smile and laugh when you didnt think you could. meeting him was going to be a dream come true.

the venue was packed, people swarming like bees around the football field sized event center. it was crazy to you how so many people could love these men as much as you.

but you loved them more. you were willing to bet your life on it.

when you had finished waiting in line and finally got to the chairs, you began meeting each member. you laughed, smiled, and shed a few tears at finally being able to talk to the boys that saved you. that made life worth living.

but when you got to heeseung?

oh it was all over.

he looked up at you, taking in your smile and shaky hands. he spoke in korean, saying hello

"hi! whats your name?" he asked while you sat down in the chair, placing your photocard of him on the table.

"im y/n," you say, your voice trembling.

he continued to talk in korean, and you struggled to understand what he was saying, but caught the general idea.

"are you nervous?" he asked with a smirk, his dimples showing, which made your heart melt like ice cream. when you blushed and covered your face with your hands, he laughed and said "hey, its okay! i cant be that intimidating, right?" he asked, bringing his fisted hands to his cheeks in an aegyo. he looked so adorable, you laughed with him

"im sorry, im just.... wow. i never thought i would get to meet you!" you say in korean, stumbling over your words in a failed attempt to act smooth.

he looks at you with that sexy smirk back on his face. "do you... want me to speak english?"

"oh my god, that would be wonderful, thank you so much!"

"so y/n, how long have you been a fan?" he grabs the photocard and begins to sign the front, just under his smiling face

"uhh a few years now! i didnt have the opportunity to watch i-land when it first aired, but i still support you guys a lot!"

"wow!" he says, looking up from his writing. "i love meeting engenes like you, it reminds me that we are still relevant, and that we have worked so hard to be recognized"

you place your hand over your heart, looking at heeseung with big eyes and a slight pout to your lip. "thats so inspiring!"

"youre messing with me!" he says, mistaking your sincerity for sarcasm

"no! i promise," you laugh while talking "i am being completely serious! youre so cool, youre my role model!

"well, im happy i got to meet you, y/n. i hope i get to see you again soon!" he grins up at you again while you stand, your heart racing as you left

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"- and his smile! oh my god yujin, he was more perfect than i ever thought!" you say, watching yujin organize the counter

"you sound like youve got a little crush on this boy"

"how can i not! everyone does!"

yujin laughs at your fangirling. "by the way, did you think about my offer?"

you smile wider, excited to tell yujin "i did, and i decided i want to stay. korea has more to offer for me than the states at this point."

"yes! i can talk to the landlord about setting you up with an apartment and you can start working tomorrow!" she says, excited. "i can help you with getting a visa too!"

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almost a full month later, you pause while sweeping the floor, the realization of how much your life has changed finally hitting you. you now have a fully furnished apartment and are a legal citizen of korea. youre taking online college classes and yujin has helped you learn almost fluent korean, to the point where you rarely speak english anymore.

you cut off your family, letting them know you decided to live somewhere else before blocking their numbers. it felt great, not having to listen to their shit anymore.

the bell on the door jingles as you head to the storage closet, returning the broom. "be out in a second!" you call, placing it against the wall before returning to the front.

"OH MY GOD!" you scream in english, your knees fight to hold the rest of you up, shaking as you stared at the boy in front of you, his smirk beautifully annoying

it was heeseung.

of course it was heeseung. right when you had your hair in a messy bun, your makeup a little messed up from sweat and steam, and stains all over your apron

"hey y/n. long time no see!" he says, laughing at your frantic attemts to fix your damn self. this version of you was no match to the one he first met.

"h-hey heeseung... how are you?" you ask, bowing while mentally kicking yourself at the bland question.

"hungry. but good" he chuckles, "im assuming you work here?"

"what gave it away?" you ask, guesturing to the apron and counter. "what would you like?"

"I'll take a basic ramen and whatever youd like."

"what do you mean?" you say, confused "like... what i usually get?"

"yeah, we should catch up over some ramen!" he grins at you. "unless, you have to keep up the appearance of cool store worker. i get you might not want to be seen with me" he teased and you blush, giving him a smirk of your own

"ill get that for you, you can pick a table" and with that you rush to the kitchen, silently screaming as you whispered the situation to yujin.

"you mean... the boy you love-"

"shhh!" you say

she continues in a low voice. "-is here. in my shop? and he ordered you a ramen to eat with him?"

"yes! yujin im begging you, can you watch the front. this is a once in a lifetime chance!"

"of course! who am i to deny love?" she bustles around the kichen, helping you prepare the food.

you pull off the apron and desperately try to fix yourself. your hair is fine, but you have to take a quick bathroom break to fix your makeup and clothes. once you look mostly presentable to be around heeseung, you grab the ramen bowls and walk back out.

heeseung is still sitting there, now on his phone. he looked up at you and immediately stood to take the bowls and place them on the table. the action made the butterflies in your stomach flutter even faster.

"so y/n, are you living in seoul now? or is this just temporary?"

"well yeah i decided to stay after the fansign. seoul called to me, and i didnt want to go."

heeseung looks at you with his smirk. "was it because i live here?"

you sputter, unable to find a proper response. "i- no-... no. i wanted to stay because the u.s. didnt have anything for me. seoul is better."

his smile turns down in brightness, a concerned look on his gorgeous face. "can i ask why you didnt want to go back?"

"my family."

"oh," he frowns, and surprises you by grabbing your hand and holding it. you let a small gasp slip through your lips as he strokes your thumb with his. "if its any help, i have always believed that family is only worth how much they are willing to help you. if they dont try to help you in life, they arent worth it, no matter if they birthed you or gave you a home. if they dont even try to do anything beyond providing a roof for you, they are no more than a landlord or shelter director."

your eyes tear up at his kind words. "thanks heeseung," you whisper, your voice on the verge of cracking. "i needed that."

a tear falls loose from the hold you had tried to keep it in, and heeseung reaches his other hand out to wipe it away. "you are worth so much more than they will ever know."

your tears pour out in what feels like floods. heeseung moves his chair next to yours and wraps an arm around you.

"im sorry," you say, wiping the tears from your eyes. "i shouldnt cry around you. you deserve better"

heeseung grabs your chin and cups your jaw in both of his hands. "do not ever think i am better than you. we are the same person on the inside. you are beautiful and smart and kind. do not ever doubt yourself. do not ever let your family think you are less than you are."

you blush in his hands, pulling away and wiping your tears away. "thank you so much, heeseung."

"always." he hands you your bowl and moves his seat back across from you. "on a happier note, this ramen is delicious!"

"i know right?!" you turn to the kitchen door. "yujin! come out here!" you call

she practically runs out of the room, pulling a chair up to your table.

"hello! my name is yujin, are you y/n's boyfriend?"

your face blanches as heeseung looks at you. "no- yujin this isnt my boyfriend," you shoot her a death glare. "this is lee heeseung-"

he interrupts you, standing to bow to yujin. "y/n's future boyfriend." he stands back up with that trademark smirk at your shocked expression.

"how sweet!" yujin exclaims "i hear you are a singer?" she asks

"yes, i am! i am a member of a band called enhypen!" he smiles at yujin

"i have heard of you, and y/n sometimes plays your songs when we are cleaning at the end of the day!"

you hide your face in your hands, embarrassed out of your mind, but heeseung only laughs at your embarrassment. "really?!"

you feel like disappearing. why was yujin doing this to you?

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heeseung came to the shop at least three times a week since that day. he always sat down and talked with you, making you smile and laugh no matter what you were feeling.

"he likes you! i can see it it in his eyes!" yujin says, waving her spoon at you.

"that is absolutely ridiculous. he would not like me of all people. he probably feels more like an older brother. there is no way."

"whatever," yujin rolls her eyes at you. "if you dont think he does, just ask him. he isnt the kind of boy to be embarrassed to tell you if you ask."

"hell no! he wouldnt ever come back!" you stare at yujin. "i cannot screw up whatever friendship we have now."

"okay. but when he tells you one day, dont expect me to be quiet." she dances around you, humming "i told you so"

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heeseung comes in two days later, holding a bag. he walks up to where yujin was standing at the counter.

"hello yujin," he says with a bow. "where is y/n? i have something for her" he motions at the bag.

"she's in the kitchen. i can bring he-" but before she could finish, heeseung walks directly into the steamy room. he sees you standing over a boiling pot, stirring the contents.

you notice him standing in the doorway. "hey hee! come and try this. im working on a new broth to try."

he walks over to where you were standing, and you bring the spoon to his lips. he tries the warm liquid, and lets out a hum of appreciation. "thats amazing!"

"thank you," you turn off the burner and turn to him, leaning against the counter. "whats up?"

"oh," he fumbles with the bag. "i uh... i brought you something i thought you might like." he hands over the bag, and you pull out an apron.

"a new apron? why did you do this?" you blush, staring at the very good quality cloth and leather ties with brass clasps and white stitching.

"well, i noticed every time i come over you immediately take off your apron, and i thought it might be because you dont want me to see you with a really stained one, so i bought you this so you dont worry about imressing me. you shouldnt have in the first place anyways. i still thought you were adorable." heeseung rubs the back of his neck with his hand, blushing

you laugh at how sweet he is. "thank you so much, hee." you wrap him in a hug, your arms around his chest, and he hugs back. you breathe in his scent, wanting to remember it when the moment was over.

he pulls away, holding your shoulders at arms length. "listen, i have something else to tell you."

"whats up?"

"i... i think im in love with you." he lets out a deep exhale, as if he had been holding his breath since he came in.

"hee i-"

"no, before you say anything, you dont have to like me back. i just want you to know that i am falling in love with you, and its dangerous, but at this point, i dont care. you have made me so much happier this past month than you could ever know. the guys could all tell i had something making me so joyful, and it was you. y/n, i have started to feel 정 for you."

his words hit you like a brick. one of the first words that yujin had taught you was 정. it was one of the words that didnt have a direct translation in english, but in korean meant something like "you fit into the shape of my heart." it meant something deeper than love. he was basically calling you the missing piece to his heart.

you stutter over your words. "hee- i.... i knew that i loved you before we even met, but knowing the real you has only made my heart long for you even more. i love you too."

he smiles wider than you have ever seen, and brings you closer to him. "you dont know how long i have waited to do this." he says before pressing his lips against yours.

it wasnt your first kiss, but it was easily the best. the steam in the kitchen didnt affect how heeseung pressed against you, pushing his face against yours like he would never get the chance again. he grabbed your hips and pulled you so close that you could feel the outline of his abs against your breasts. you dropped the apron and flung your arms around his neck, threading your hands through his unruly hair

he groaned against your lips, slightly biting at your bottom one. you giggle as he pulls on your swollen mouth. his smirk against your lips feels more wonderful than you ever could have imagined.

but then you feel it

with your bodies pressed so close, it was impossibe not to. his dick was rapidly hardening against your stomach, and when you pulled away, his face flushed.

"i- im sorry y/n. i didnt mean to-" you cut him off by placing another swift kiss to his lips.

"its okay hee... do you want to...?" you let him finish what you both knew you were talking about.

"fuck, yes." he grabs the bag and shoves the apron in it, putting it on the counter before asking "where do i go?"

"the elevator is there. go to floor 7, room 3. heres the key." you say, fishing the key out of your pocket and he hurriedly ran out.

you poke your head into the shop, catching yujin's attention. "hey yujin, heeseung and i are gonna head out for a few hours. is that okay?"

"yup! we're closing up soon anyways. go have fun!"

"thanks!"

you race to the elevator out back, pressing the buttons frantically as you thought of what you were doing here. never in a million years would you ever have imagined you would be having sex with heeseung.

you open the door to your apartment and lock it quickly. running to the room, you find heeseung laying back on your bed, hands behind his head as he laid fully clothed and looking at you.

"what took you so long?" he jokes

"oh please." you walk over to the bed and climb on top of him, capturing his lips in yours again, straddling his waist as you ran your hands over his chest.

"off" you pull on his thin tee, trying to get him to remove the damn thing.

"of course, princess" he says while sitting up to pull off the fabric. when he removed it, he flips you over so you are under him. "but lets take yours too, hmm?"

you whine against his fingers pulling your tank top. "oh, hee-" you whimper as he palms one of your breasts, squeezing at your skin and slowly pulling your shorts off.

once your whole body was exposed to the cool air, he takes a moment to look at all of you. you shiver under his gaze, needing his touch.

"hee... please"

he grins and works his way down to your legs, spreading them wide and placing his head in front of your aching cunt. "do you want-"

"fuck, yes."

that was all he needed before he licked a stripe along your quivering slit. his tounge felt like fire against your skin.

but once he put it in? god you were wrecked.

he flicked in and out of you, bringing a hand to rub your clit while he thrust his tounge into you. when your walls clenched around him, he only dived deeper, his nose taking place of his fingers in the stimulation of your clit.

"oh hee.... god-" you moan and buck your hips up into his face, feeling his smirk on your mound. "shit- im going to cum" you say in english, not bothering with translations at the moment.

your legs squeeze around his head, holding him tightly against your pussy, forcing him to lick and suck at you until you came

when the band in your chest snapped and you released, heeseung latched his lips to you, taking all of your load into his mouth, moaning against you as he swallowed every last drop.

"you taste fucking amazing," he says. "like a fucking angel."

"hee.... in me please... i cant wait." you claw at his arm, trying to get him to fuck you.

"princess you have to wait for me to get ready." he laughs throatily, his voice hoarse from eating you out.

you watch as he pulls his pants and boxers off, exposing his fully hard dick. he grabs it by the base and pumps it a few rimes before climbing over you. "youre clean, right?"

"im a virgin actually... is that okay?" you blush, his look at you making you feel exposed.

"oh fuck, thats more than okay. shit, youre okay with this? youre on birth control right?"

"yeah i am. now get in me, please hee." you groan, your body needing his touch as much as he needed you.

when he brings your legs to your stomach and spreads them wide open, you let a soft scream escape your throat. he hadnt even entered you yet and it was already too much

heeseung looked gorgeous, hovering above you. his hair was messed up, tangled and stuck to his head in a mixture of sweat and some of your escaped cum. his lips were puffy and swollen from the work they had done on you

his arms and chest flexed as he lined up with your cunt. he slowly pushed his tip into you, making you moan from the strech. he inched his way deeper, bit by thick bit until he bottomed out in you, his hips flush against your ass. he leaned forward and kissed you, sucking on your lips while he waited for you to adjust.

"you can go hee. im ready" you say, waiting for his motions.

he started pulling out, only to push right back in again. he thrusted in and out, slowly building to a fast pace. the sounds of his skin against yours, the wet sounds of your pussy clenching around his cock, your stifled screams, all brought you closer to your second orgasm. the band in your stomach returned once again as heeseung pounded in and out of you, over and over. he threw his head back, moaning your name. "god, youre so fucking tight princess. gonna milk my cock all right huh?" he struggled to get the words out as he chased his own release.

when you whimpered against his lips, telling him you were close, he grunted in agreement. "me too princess. where do you want it?"

"in me... please hee"

he moans at your consent, the words all he needed to tip over the edge. his dick twitched erratically as his cum painted your insides white, filling you to the brim before you came too.

you both felt the high of your orgasms together, your nails digging into heeseung's arms, his hands squeezing your thighs so hard they were sure to leave marks. when you stopped spasming and he pulled out of you, heeseung went to get a towel to clean you, wiping your sweat and cum away.

"princess, you took so much of my cum. you gonna keep it there all night baby. leave me in you all night, huh?"

he layed next to you and pulled you close, holding you tightly against his chest. he whispered into your ear like you were the only person on earth.

"i love you so much princess. this doesnt feel like real life anymore"

and you respond with a sleepy nod and quick peck to his chest as you fall asleep in his arms for the first out of many times to come.

a.n- i hope you enjoyed this one! it took me almost 4 days ToT

copyright highway 143, 2025. stealing my work is not permitted. feel free to reblog if you liked it!

[beddybites]

Do yiu have any tips on like how to attract more attention 😭 it's been a good while and it's a huge struggle of keeping motivation and not so amazing art so it's hard to sure my characters and their stories bc one thing a can say in confidence is I am a good writer I'd like to think, people tell me I have and oddly good but cryptic way of writing that keeps people enthralled, but my biggest struggle is getting them interested in the first place ���

hi there!! i admittedly dont really know much about the world of writing and how to gain more attention there, but i can try to give tips and see what applies & sticks!

start off short & simple and build it up over time

if you start off with something big and complicated there will be more pressure to keep things big and complicated. theres nothing wrong with short and simple and mixing it up here & there (ie with art: if you only post full pieces with extravagant rendering people will keep expecting it. mix it up a bit. i try posting a variety of sketches and doodles and more detailed things— sometimes some things do better than others and thats ok!

it is 100% okay to repost/reblog your own work

if you ever see me spamming my blog with the same posts, its so i have it back on peoples feeds and on my main profile and its easier for people to find. its also likely that some ppl missed the post, and reblogging/reposting gives them the opportunity to see it!!

something something “its cringe and egotistical” WRONG!!!!!!!!!! its completely normal for creators to repost their content and it may help a lot!!

short & sweet descriptons

when you post, avoid giant paragraphs of text, especially if you’re including art in the post. people will be distracted and will see a giant post and just scroll past it

speaking of descriptions, try using trendy words and notable names

its kinda like hashtagging. if you look at my posts you’ll typically see how i will drop people’s full names + include the word “art” or “doodle” … this is because it will more likely show up on someones feed if said person looks up the same words.

ie: googling “muichiro tokito art” -> insert my post popping up because it has “muichiro tokito art” written out in the description

i admittedly have trouble providing tips as someone who doesnt rlly understand how i got noticed to begin with haha. something something imposter syndrome or whatever they call it these days… so im not really sure if anything above helps, but this is stuff i typically try to keep in mind when i post with the intent of trying to get people to see it

more importantly—

i know this is cheesy and this is easier said than done (i have this habit too a lot of the time) but numbers does not equal ur worth or talent. i know it isnt motivating and it can be so heartbreaking): but even if ur stuff doesnt get a lot of notoriety please know it doesnt define your value . this may sound like gibberish as it is 5 am as im posting this but truly… never give up on ur work!!! i promise u someone out there loves it

im more well known for my deaging & fluff content and to this day im rlly shocked it blew up the way it did. i really made it for myself. i came up with a whole alias and didnt plan on posting it anywhere bc i was so scared ppl would hate it and harass me or nobody would gaf. but eventually i was just like Man. if this thing helps me then maybe it can help someone out there too. and it helped provide ppl some joy & wonder and whimsy & made them feel seen and truly thats all i could ever want…

its difficult and its hard but i promise u… be patient and kind to yourself. it can definitely be hard sharing things around and getting that exposure you need but there are ways for sure. some journeys are faster than others and thats ok!

again sorry if this is all gibberish its super late ): but i hope this could help in some way shape or form

[makoodles]

Never done this

Buttttt

So lik, yn is like a new-ish recruit or something and normally when everyone showers, yn just so happens to go either before or after everyone, so no one ever like seen yn naked or whtv

But one day like its just one of the COD guys and yn in the shower, and hes like trying not to stare, OR staring alittle too much yk, idk

IDK THIS IS SO HARD

Just hear me out guys😔

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM OBSESSED

i literally can't even decide which guy i'd like to be in the showers at that point. i think i'd jump on any of them

i love the idea of reader being so genuinely oblivious. like, it's perfectly normal to share showers, especially when you're out on the field and the faculties are limited, so you genuinely don't think anything of sharing the shower space with the boys. you've seen plenty of men naked in shared showers, and while you're not quite used to said men being so attractive, you're careful to keep your eyes to yourself.

maybe that's why you don't notice the looks they're stealing at you. you've been on the team a while, but you've made a conscious effort to avoid group showers. they're embarrassing, and they leave you a little too vulnerable in front of the people in your squad that you respect. but by god, you can be sure that they're taking the opportunity to look at you all naked and wet and soapy under that shower. they'll be committing the sight to memory too, feeling fucking blessed. they'll also be stood facing away from you under the shower spray, cause there's no way they're gonna turn to give you an eyeful of the state they're in

[bennettfucker]

Some proship/profic people are so... bad at making a point. "Its fiction so it doesnt matter !!" isnt an argument. You wanna know what is one ?

Age and time are concepts. They only apply to real life. No, your pedophilic ship isnt fine because "it's fiction", it's fine because age and time are CONCEPTS. They dont apply anywhere else than the real world. Not in your fanfiction, not in your movies, not in your video games, not in your books.

And your incest ships arent okay because "you dont condome it irl", they're okay because identity is also a concept. Yeah, irl, your brother is related to you. But in fiction ? They dont have an identity. Sure, the media says theyre siblings, but you cant use labels like gender, age, "related" on them. Identities are merely a real world thing, and all those labels are a part of their identity. You can reshape this character to your own tastes.

Morals and biology dont apply in fiction either. It's not real, it's its own world, therefore it doesnt work the way the real world does. Nothing says incest can still result in disabled children in this world if one of them is pregnant. Nothing says pedophilia or abuse or anything is bad in that fictional world.

No, your darkships or your attraction to lolis isnt okay because "its fiction lol", it's okay because of THAT.

its 11pm so i might not make sensee but hopefully yall understand what i mean.

[cupiohearts]

OHSHC TWST ! ˖ ݁ ♡ . ⠀ ⠀ (fem aligned reader)

first years, dormleaders, second years, the rest

- going to nrc as a scholarship student who was suddenly dropped into a school full of rich kids who have way too much time on their hands.

- RIDDLE ; tsundere type. azul seems to enjoy capitalizing on this idea of riddle. some customers tend to leave him too red in the face (could go both ways) they all leave it to you to fix him back.

- LEONA ; bad boy type. he was the one who got you in this predicament in the first place since he has urges to take sudden naps in random places. you could recall the times when you get encased in his arms and you sit there helplessly with no one around to help.

- AZUL ; suave type. it was a lie, his persona was all a lie and no one believes you besides club members. azul was more of a buisness man rather than an actual host to the club. his charm makes it incredibly easy to accidentally sign a scummy contract. he almost made you sign a marriage document.

- KALIM ; sunshine type. by far the best person to hang around. kalim often drags along JAMIL who has a club position but he doesnt do much hosting as well. you enjoy chatting with jamil because of his mild manners and his understandment of your current situation. kalim when not at the club tails alongside you when doing your average things. what do you mean you dont know what instant coffee is?!

- VIL ; idol type. everyone knew who vil was, the most loveliest in all of nrc (no one is allowed to mention the ones at rsa), pop idol of the century and by far the most unpleasant to be around when you are a peasant. when interacting with vil he often critizes your appearance, when he does compliment you its so hidden you arent even sure if its just a compliment.

- IDIA ; nerdy type ; he didnt go outside very often, opting to discord kitten his customers instead of social interactions. whenever you have time, try to visit him in his mancave. ortho is getting worried his big brother wont ever get a s/o.

- MALLEUS ; babygirl princely type. malleus was an actual prince which had shocked you severely at first. a prince hanging around with the likes of a commoner was certain to make headlines. it doesnt help when hes just so attractive he gets anything he wants. and i mean everything. you met him first when he was just an enigma to you. hanging around daily at night made you two get closer together.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Aita for blocking a friend on instinct? So i (f16) have this friend, (m16) we can call him D, who i've been friends with since kindergarten.

About a year ago, i started growing very close to D through our friend group's dnd campaign we held every friday. I knew him for a long time but that was the first time we had started hanging out out of school. We were talking on snapchat every night just chatting and after a while he started to send much more... revealing snaps. Just his bare shoulders but like without a shirt. He said it was because he had to let his medication for his back dry. I was a little uncomfortable, but we were friends so i didnt think that it would escalate into anything weird.

After about a month, D starts sending snaps in a towel and pictures of his chest which made me very uncomfortable. I kind of let the chatting die down after that because it was the only way i could think of that would be enough to gently let him down easy (i was wrong). I stopped going to the hangouts with that group and kind of distanced myself because how uncomfortable D made me. This only made D try harder to get my attention.

I was still friends with the others in the group so i would often have one-on-one hangouts with the others and watch tv. One thing we watched was Miraculous and we laughed and joked about it all the time. D overheard us or something and went home and binge watched the entire series in a week. Then everytime i ate lunch with that friend group, D would always make direct references to Miraculous or sing the theme song really loud. This wasnt once a day, D would make miraculous references every single minute. He became obsessed with the show (which, for reference of how weird it was, D is a very religious Christian boy. He gets upset if he gets an A- and never drinks caffeine (no problem with any of those things but just understand that kind of guy being deep within the fandom of Miraculous out of all shows 😭)). It was so bad, and it once again was making me very uncomfortable.

Eventually, it got to an insufferable point where D changed his route to go home and made sure to pass me every day after school and wave. I started avoiding him in the halls, he would always ask obscure questions that werent that important. I couldn't understand why he couldn't get that i didnt want to be friends with him anymore so i set boundaries.

A text i sent to D: i apologize if i ever caused any misunderstanding, but i would like to make it clear that im not romantically interested in you. i can see that you have been trying to grow closer, but i dont feel the same way. i don't appreciate being followed around, and i dont like when people force themselves to like the same things i like. its not attractive to be a copy of someone. i enjoy being your friend but it's difficult to disregard these things. if im being totally honest, when you do things like this, it makes me really uncomfortable and borderline creeped out. i know crushes wont disappear overnight but i would appreciate more space. if youre looking for a girlfriend, this isnt the right person, nor the right way to get it. and i wont tell anyone about this so dont worry about word spreading or anything. thank you

D's response: Oh, I'm so sorry I made you think that! I don't have a crush on you, I just noticed how you don't hang out with our friend group as often and I just wanted to make sure that I was being as nice as possible to make sure you weren't mad at us or anything. I did start to think that maybe me trying all that made me seem clingy or annoying, so I'm really sorry for all of that. Thanks for bringing this to my attention, I'll try to do better now!

This didnt sit right with me because after all of that i cannot fathom how that translates to "i wanted to include you". This made me question a lot about the situation.

Reasons i feel like i MBTA: i'm over thinking things and D could be a genuinely a nice person. Its hard for me to read the room and i need to work on that and probably apologize to D.

Reasons i feel like i MNBTA: i should trust my instincts rather than ignore them. I've had a psychological abuser in my family before and the situation could be a stalker behavior that i've learned is not ok to have.

What are these acronyms?

[sketchehm]

Silliest idea but like. I totally know that in he Mafia Mafia au Sapnap isn't supposed to contact Dream and George with anything other them texts (but my god do they text) because they can't show how close their relationship is, but I think they would 100% break and have a 32 hour call one day and I can just imagine the second someone from Team Mafia realizes what's happening and also them following Sapnap around while he chats absolute nonsense with dnf

Sapnap; "But yeah, I dont know, I do think teachers have a much tougher job then ours. Kids are so fragile man, I would be so scared to hurt them"

Dream; "Yes, and also they're like, in development, and you have to be so careful to help them grow because everything you do and say sticks to them now."

George; "They're little noobs"

Dream; "Exactly! Can you imagine having to break up and deal with a fight between two little kids?"

Sapnap; "Oh that's gotta be worse then defusing a bomb"

George; "Baby beef. Throw them in a baby boxing ring"

Shadoune, head in hands in Sapnap's bed; "What the fuck are you guys talking about"

(Shadoune is stuck in listening in duty because he's their best at understanding English really quickly but there used to be at least five people on it. They've all fallen asleep by now, it's 4:30 am. They found Sapnap on this call at 8 am)

LOL no that would happen and all the guys just wouldn't learn anything from it either. One of the most confusing days of their lives for sure. Sapnap just talking to these two people who Might be George and Dream but they can't really tell themselves, they all rarely spoke to the two. Sapnap not even trying to be secretive, bro probably has them on speaker mode and is walking around the house getting snacks and drinks to bring to his room. Probably tugs like a few of the guys with him too. Not even pausing to ask to join him in his room (Sapnap still wants cuddles), just dragging them by the arm to his room. Still talking with Dream and George. What's happening.

Before that happening its Sapnap shuffling up to Farfa. Very nervously asking if he can have a couple days off from training 👉👈

Like he loves it and isn't being overworked he promises!! No he isn't sick or anything like that, stop checking my temperature >:(!! He just wants....a chill day for himself, that's all! And then right back to it he promises!!

Which. Attracts the attention of All the guys. But they still wanna hang out with him on his day off!! So they plan on storming his room in the early morning to catch him off guard and be forced to still hang out with them yes of course perfect plan!

Only. To find him already up and just. Chatting with people on his phone... (wait that's not the phone they gave him?) It's 8am?? Sapnap is never wanting to get up this early???

But dteam have been craving to hear each other's voices and like the idea of audio messages was thrown around but it's not saaaame. George pestering Sapnap to ask whoever is in charge for a day off or something, PTO has to be a thing over there!! Sapnap assumes George has to be right. Even Dream is saying if they don't have something like that he should insist, its his right :/!! ....Sapnap has never asked anything like that of the guys yet..... but he will for Dream and George!!!

And they're gonna use it to the fullest!! And well. By that they meant only a few hours. It's not like they haven't been caught up on everything from each other through their texts. But like. You jump from one topic to another and....oh look at that it's 6am the next day haha crazy!

And like. All the guys couldn't follow around Sapnap and listen in to what he was yapping about. /They/ don't have a day off. And once Farfa finds out Sapnap is talking on the phone with 2 unknown people (he hasn't even left the house yet who is he talking to?), he does assign a few of them to figure out what Sapnap was doing. And. They don't know.

"Sapni, con quien hablas?"

"No one Serpi. Anyways, guys istg the sun does shrink every year like you can't prove me wrong by that I can see it with my own eyes"

"Idiot why are you staring at the sun??" "Sapnap I dont think you can tell by just looking?"

Serpias' up front and ask method was not successful. Has left him. More confused. And ignored. What the fuck.

[austinsastrology8991]

Planet >> Cheat Sheet <<

We got 9 Planets, and we got 2 extra things; the Sun and the Moon. So we got 11 important things. Everything else is all very revealing although I think we all can agree anything named planet takes >precedence > especially with all the. mythological writings backing them.... and we astrologers just like the moon because shes meant to be our mum. and no one can hurt mummy >> everyone with mummy issues pipe down stfu.

Well these mythological writings are nice but im here to modernize it with some writings written today. > And with this model of simplification maybe its easier to understand and interpret how they interact with one another in your life. IMO Astrology is not that complicated. Its just hard to talk about because its taboo. Especially since we connatate it with ideas like: the God Of War, or the God of the Underworld this can make it all the more harder to suspend our disbelief. Now legs go

Sun > The star governing our Solar System literally dictates how our days are gonna go depending on where he is positioned. He is the star, he is the main event, he is the bringer of light as much as he is the light > This makes him giver and a taker because he demands your attention but it literally allows us to live and feel alive. So where the SUN is makes you the star of the show, you dominate here because you invite people in to play and you make sure you playing too. The sun is the party > whats ur party lookin like? The Wolf of Wall street

Moon > The thing we all have an emotional connection with; since we are all wishing for shit at night and in all honesty its also when we are all the most comfortable getting emotional. or getting REAL. She listens to us as if she is our mum. And she is also a connection to our mums because she represents our psychological foundations which are almost always intrinsically tied to how our mothers raised us > or whoever did raise you < so our moon shows us how we were raised and how we raised ourselves. Where we find comfort and what we hold onto to feel safe. Good Will Hunting

Mercury > He's the closest to the Sun because he a lil curious how the Sun got so hot. And he right next to venus because mercury a lil curious george. Mercury is what you talk about, mercury is what your curious about. Mercury is what you understand and what you have a yearning to understand. Mercury can do it all, and whatever is touching this, is usually what people come to you for advice for, because they see you got this > all figured out. Rick and Morty

Venus > venus is the beauty, venus is what lookin good on you. and since you know it look good, you exploit it for attention. Which is why Sun dont appreciate venus because she taking some of that attention it craves. But anyway. Venus is what you attract and what your attracted to, its your value, its how others want to treat you and how you like to be treated. Venus is nice, so your nice back. so be nice or you'll be rejected and it'll hurt you more because you didnt conform to the ideals of the hot babe that is venus. get simping or die trying Wednesday

Mars > The warfield, the battlefield, the mine waiting to explode. This is mars and it was designed to blow up to cause destruction. This is where you fight and how you fight, but also how others fight you. How good you are at fighting is also indicated and well anyone can fight, but it seems we have supressed mars a lot. And its pretty fkn sad. Makes it all the more easier for some people to get away with fighting.... Which is stupid because they are not good at fighting but since most people dont like to fight we are ruining everyones abilities to fight. A bunch of bitches I say. No wonder you jump into fights as fast as you do because your so InSeCuRe. or get as angry as quick as you do because you been hearing InSeCuRe... we all in the same society calm the fuck down, but lets pretend to be the warrior and watch television again shall we. Breaking Bad

Jupiter > The generosity of abundance and the idea of attracting all your wishes. Well the rich get richer and the poor get poorer right? Well thats a Jupiter thing, because you attract what you are. And thats why your good at whatever jupiter doing. Because you get a lot of energy attracted here, and you dont mind sharing some of it around. Which only brings forth more abundance > and the cycle of abundant manifestation has been created <

Super Mario Movie

Saturn > The restriction and limiting fashion of something has actually made you learn to honour/respect it more than anything else. Saturn gave you the sauce by removing the sauce. Now you know how to make yo own SAUCCEEE. and dang don't it taste good now that you made it on your own? and you made sure it tasted as fine as you've always wanted it to be. Hard work pays off and it pays good and you bitchez complaining about saturn should put more work in, or frankly you not doing the right type of work. Saturn a boss, and if your not a boss. You getting bossed around. Saturn fucks you around so you learn to DEAL WITH IT. John wick

Uranus > Okay so everything got backflipped and made everything turn into a fuck fest. But thats okay. You learned something right? ANd you could only learn it from him.. or that specific fuck fest that he invited you to. So you have an acute understanding founded within a niche puzzle which gave you the quirky genius trait that you have > in respect to where he be. what he do. its ya boy sparky speaks and today we getting into some bullshit

MR ROBOT

Neptune > your a dumbass but your onto something. But your not owning it because it is 100% hard to understand, but this makes you look like a airhead, or a delusional something or rather. But. your actually onto something and when everyone else catches up they'll regret calling you all those names because it really was all a cover up of their own insecurities of not understanding something as deeply as you do. You are surrounded by energy here, and a lot of it is created by your imagination > which is fueled by whatever you saw that it can work with or from. And thats why you've learned ways to let it pass through you, or you learned to integrate it into your being. (its always both) Whichever you think it is; thats what happened. Scott Pilgrim against the World

Pluto > The dark thing. considered evil, misunderstood, loner. dangerous and thats why everyone looking at you all weird and distrustfully. Because pluto embodies the hunter and the hunted. The concept of life or death is your pluto. because you encounterd things that tried to kill you; you yourself too learned to kill, but its a lot more undetectable and 'mysterious' since well you are trying to kill something and that requires covert operation. It plays with the real consequences; not the scratches or bruises of a mars, but the bullet of a pluto. Which is why people distrust it a lot, and by extension you also extend that same sense of distrust. due to your understanding of fear and extreme understanding of what could be the potential consequences; you play to win. otherwise you could die. you are afraid tpyically, so you behave fearlessly; but thats actually out of fear itself. or your funneling negative energy and well thats a pluto thing. And boy does thing thing attract a lot of energy too. I mean consider how when anything bright on in the dark attracts so much, the same happpens to something dark that is exhibited in the light > they both attracts so much.

The Menu

Oh and I know there is a million overlaps. Ik there are probably better examples. This is my post > make your own < please criticise my work or that of my language again ya fkn bitchs idgaf > swamp stays swampy > fuck off <