#I didn’t wanna spam y’all answering all

[stormblessed95]

Jungkook caught with that women in his house to Jungkook saying he didn’t have time or a need for a girlfriend but would have the time and need for a boyfriend makes sense to you? He’s stilling saying he doesn’t have a PARTNER! I checked your masterslist and found nothing but theories. Jungkook told y’all he was single. It’s not about being delusional claiming he’s just saying it’s because he can’t come out, he didn’t have to answer anything but he did. It’s about being realistic and trusting what BTS say.

I mean if we wanna get into semantics about it.... I don't have a girlfriend either... But I DO have a partner... Also it's hard to ignore something forever during a live if that's literally the only thing in your comment section and being spammed at you forever.... Eventually you gotta say something to get it to stop. He "not a girlfriend" ARMYs a few times. But he never said I'm single. Not saying he isn't. He might be! But you are assuming things here just as much as anyone else. The only thing he know for a fact is he said I don't have a girlfriend. He might have regular hook ups, of any gender(s). He might have a boyfriend. He might have a partner. He might have a situationship that's on pause until after MS. He might be celibate. He might just be single for now. We can all have our thoughts and opinions on which one of those options is true.... But that's all that will ever be. Thoughts, opinions, theories and assumptions.

Lol I think it's funny and kinda cute you specifically mentioned checking my masterlist. Thanks! Wanted to make sure you didn't get blocked huh? Let me know if you had any more specific questions over what my specific thoughts, opinions, theories and assumptions might be. As long as we go into it knowing neither one of us actually knows the facts and are okay with that!

[midnightfire830]

Blog Boundaries

I am ok with:

- People drawing my AUs and characters as long as you either @ me or mention that it belongs to me. (Hell, I’ll even reblog and help support ur drawings)

- Asks about my AUs and characters in general are ok. From questions about how an AU works/aspects, questions directed to my characters, or even if you wanna give something to the characters

- I don’t mind if you draw your OCs in my AUs or with characters. Just don’t expect me to make it canon or draw it into canon.

- If there was an ask that didn’t fully explain something or you wanted to clear something up then by all means go to the comments I don’t mind. Or put in another ask. That’s another way to do it. DM’s are fine too.

- I don’t mind people putting in drawing requests or ideas in asks. Tho there’s a chance I won’t do it if I’m not too motivated by the request.

Things I am NOT ok with:

- Asking me or pressuring me to draw your AUs, characters, or OCs. Even for asks. Any kinds of other OCs or AUs I draw would only be for my close friends.

- Spamming me with the same asks. If you sent in an ask and I didn’t response don’t send in the same ask again. (That includes reiterating the same ask) I can see all interactions with my blog and posts. I see your asks, replies, comments, reblogs, and likes. If I do not respond to your ask it is for a good reason. Sometimes I’m trying to answer other asks, I’m drawing up a response (that takes time), I’m holding on to it for a later date, I’m lacking motivation on answering or I just don’t want to. Pressuring me to answer your ask Doesn’t. Help. Just because you put in an ask doesn’t mean you’re entitled to an answer.

- Being aggressive or pushy with asks. I’m ok with playful aggression targeted towards characters (say for example someone expressing they hate Dice from Royalty) that’s ok. But there’s a line. And some have started to toe that line. Please tone it down a bit.

- Please don’t include me in any kinds of drama. Both internet and off. This includes political topics, wars, events, gossip, etc. I seriously don’t want anything to do with it. The purpose of this blog is to share my AUs and ideas and support other artists. Not for drama. If you’re gonna tag me it should be about art, AUs, and fandom related. I’m not gonna waste my energy, time, or stress on other stuff like that.

- And ig in terms of topics I want to avoid things like: NSFW, incest, p*dophilia, r*pe, proshipping, permanent disfiguration (like chopping off limbs stuff outside of I guess whatever I have built into the lore of my AUs), outright physical torture or major character death. (The usual things)

Warning: if you cross one of these boundaries I will give you some (2-3) warnings. If you continue to cross boundaries I will block you.

I’m sorry to be harsh about this but I really have to put my foot down on this. I can’t tolerate people who won’t respect my boundaries.

This post might be subject to change and updated as time goes and as I interact more with viewers/readers. If you are wondering if something you’re doing might be crossing a boundary, you can use this post as a reference. I’ll pin it to my blog so anyone can find it.

If you are still not sure or want clarification, or you have a specific circumstance in mind, you can jump down to the comments section of this post, send me an ask, or even go to my DMs (if you want to ask privately). I will more than likely see your question and I’ll try my best to answer as soon as possible. It might take a bit depending on if I’m busy IRL. So please be patient.

Anyway, thank you guys for taking the time to read this and respecting my boundaries. Your support with my blog and art so far is greatly appreciated im excited to continue to interact with y’all going forward!

List of my AUs!!!

This link will take you to the AU guide I had pinned previously!

I will update it as I go with talking about my AUs!

Thanks again,

Midnight/Sanity

Last updated: 06/24/24

[yae-energy]

pick up the phone !!! pt2: electric boogaloo

synopsis: my take on whether they’re a caller or texter

cast: maki zenin, yuta okkotsu, toge inumaki x black fem reader

cw: cursing, (yuta’s part is a teeny tiny bit self indulgent 😬 <3 mb y’all)

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maki - texter (occasional caller)

- doesn’t mind being on the phone since it’s you, but is more of a texter

- answers immediately like it’s almost scary

- is a bullet texter 🤷🏽‍♀️ idk she give me those vibes

- like i feel if you’re asleep or smth and she wants to talk to you she WILL spam you

- does not care

- has dnd on but allows your notifs to go through <3

- calls you when she can’t sleep but the second y’all get otp she’s knocked out

- like you’re talking about smth stupid and when you don’t hear her answer you’re like

“this bitch 😶”

- will facetime you but her camera is always off when she does

- however, if your camera is off she will be mad

“yeah go ahead and turn that camera back on you’re not slick 😐”

“mmcht 😒”

- has your contact photo as the picture she took of you kissing her cheek on y’all’s first date

- but then has your name saved as smth like

- “weirdo 🤥”

- always, always. ALWAYS. texts you good night

- she will not sleep until she does

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yuta - caller (facetime)

- loves seeing your face

- facetimes you nonstop

- litterally twice a day he is obsessed with you

“babe can we facetime ☹️ i miss you”

“baby i wanna see your face, facetime me”

“facetime??? 😁”

- loves when you guys eat on the phone together cause he thinks its a date !

“bae can you pass the salt? 😋”

“boy if you don’t getcho corny ass on somewhere 😭”

- you still do it though cause it makes him laugh, it’s y’all’s little inside joke

- loves facetiming you on wash day cause he likes to watch you detangle your hair

- finds the way you work the different moisturizers and curl definers through your hair satisfying

- tells you you’re pretty nonstop

- has your contact saved as “my pretty girl 💕”

- and the photo is of a picture he took of you during golden hour when the sun was hitting you just right

- sends you good morning and goodnight texts

“good morning beautiful, hope you slept well <3”

“goodnight my love 😴”

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inumaki - texter

- this man is a menace

- A MENACE I SAY

- litterally texts you all day

- like you could be at work and here he is blowing up your phone like a madman

“love, im at work 😭”

“i didn’t ask all that but ok”

- does not give 1, 2, or 3 fucks

- is always

- and i mean

- ALWAYS

- sending you those flirty meme pictures

- he thinks they’re so funny 😭😭😭

- sends hella tiktoks

- doesn’t know how to start a conversation to save his life though so he’ll usually just send something random asf in hopes of getting your attention

- works every time though

- checks on you to make sure you’re having a good day and to remind you to eat and drink water

- sends imsg games

- is an 8 ball god so you hate playing with him

- whenever you start losing you send darts and he get real quiet

“you always do this bs 😒”

- your contact photo is of you wearing a tinfoil hat he made cause he’s gotta protect you from the aliens !!!

- your name is set as “❤️❤️❤️”

- gets the point across perfectly in his opinion

[dollfaceksj]

Why put it on Patreon? It’s not fair for the other readers that didn’t do anything. The ones that keep sending the ask are probably the same young people and just trolling knowing that it gets under your skin. Especially since it’s a Jungkook fic. His fics are usually on the top search bar so of course people are greedy and impulsive and ask about the update daily even you though you have answered about it billions times

where did i say i’d put in patreon? the answers weren’t serious.

and even if, patreon would only mean some ppl would get it earlier than the rest. or would just have access to teasers, deleted scenes, spoilers.

that being said, if i wanted to put my stories on patreon, i would have done so a long time ago

and to be honest, this isn’t just about jungkook. ppl ask me for updates on cal and my other stuff all the time. that does not excuse spamming authors with asks about updates cause frankly this might sound dramatic but it just gets dehumanizing over time

it’s not like i mind questions like “hows the chapter going?” its the “when”s.

it’s like y’all only gaf abt the story and not about how much time the author is putting into it or just the author in general.

i got an ask not too long ago in which an anon said “i usually don’t like memes in my fics but this was well done” excuse me but when the hell did it become YOUR fic?

it’s something sooo small yet something that bothers me. you never see it being used for other content creators.

no one ever tells a fanartist “i usually prefer my fanart with more shading but this is really good”. no one ever tells an editor “i usually prefer my edits without so many transitions but this is great”.

i don’t want to sound dramatic but for some reason no one bats an eye when someone goes “i prefer my fics like this” despite just being a consumer. how hard is it to just describe them as the fics you read/fics you like? it’s like ppl really just don’t care about authors

anyways. i have a ko-fi account where you can donate if you like my stuff and i’m satisfied with that.

when i start writing/posting the long series that i have planned i might start something like patreon or kofi memberships for early teasers and extra content. for now, i just wanna take my time and enjoy writing instead of feeling like i have to

[larcenywrites]

Tony (young and older) would probably have so much fun and would love seeing you interact with his bots! He loves that you treat them as more than just machines, just like he does. He loves seeing you play with them and whatnot. He always fondly rolls his eyes when he hears you whispering to DUM-E after he's scolded it and threatened to turn him into a coat rack "your daddy is a very silly man, don't worry I won't let him turn you into a coat rack". He absolutely loves seeing you talk to Jarvis and have like full on conversations with him. And of course he'll be asking Jarvis "has she ya know ever complimented me to you?" "does she still think I'm hot and handsome?" "has she ever said anything about marriage to you?" and JARVIS either says something like "I don't think I should answer because it will most definitely go to your head, sir" or he decides to mess with Tony and is like "oh, let me ask her, sir." and says extremely loudly so Tony can hear it "miss, Mr. Stark wants to know if you still find him hot and handsome. Do you?" And you can hear Tony screaming from the lab "SHUT UP JARVIS, I'LL BURN YOUR MOTHERBOARD!!!"

I didn’t wanna spam the tl too much so I was gonna wait until tomorrow to answer more of y’all, but I do love this one! Exploring the idea of all the bots and interacting with them is super cute and fun! But you brought up the “treats them like more than just machines." I have this weird hc that he, or young Tony at least, has sort of affinity for the inanimate things in his environment. Anything from keeping his tools clean to making sure he puts a scrap he doesn't need right back in its original spot. If I could, ya know, get to writing that series, I was gonna touch on it, even! After all, he probably spends more time with with 'em than people. And also touching on that, dum-e was a robotic arm, nothing more nothing less. Until he started developing AI chips and improving on them! And eventually JARVIS too. I think it would be really neat to be around for that development. And while one could argue that he’s simply just building onto better when he’s developing dum-e and U (of whom I don’t know much about other than they’re…the camera that follows and records his progress and stuff?), I like to think he was genuinely giving them life(?) because he saw more in them and wanted to give them more, and, well, they were kinda his only friends so maybe he needed more from them :,)

Kinda Off topic… I wrote a good portion of a fic months ago and gave up on it bc I didn’t know if there’d be interest and I had zig zagged it through so many things and started it over so many times and I just kinda left it alone lol. But! There was a sort of break up- boo hoo whatever! But JARVIS was gonna be a key player in getting them back together. Here are some dialogue exchanges just if you’re curious lol

“Welcome home, Miss (Y/L/N).”

“I see you haven’t wrote that one out yet,”

“I did.”

“But surely you still love him.”

“Who’s asking?”

“I am,” “In fact, I think it’s why you left.”

“JARVIS, you don’t even know what love is,”

“I know enough about it to know that this hurts you as much as it hurts him,” “And I don’t like seeing either of you hurt.” “Perhaps I love the two of you.”

“I don’t mean to pressure you or sound biased, miss (y/l/n),” “but I’m not sure I could stand to watch him break for a third time.” “But I will because I must.”

“I always expect Mr. Stark to be stubborn, but I expect better from you.”

“Don’t patronize me, JARVIS,”

“It’s part of my programming, miss (y/l/n).” “It is Mr. Stark’s preferred tone to convince him with when I need to intervene.”

“So that’s why he never listens to me,”

“He does listen to you,”

[meow-leo-meow]

I feel like I need to say things on here that I’m too afraid to say to people. Like how I wish I just let my best friend hurt my feelings and pretend like I didn’t know or it just didn’t happen. Or how I sometimes blame myself for things that I can’t control that have happened to me or loved ones.

I wanna talk about my best friend first she is someone who I imagined in my life forever and I hope she still is. We reconnected recently after some really shit went down. Long story short she made me sound like a stalker to this girl I had crush on and the girl ended up telling people that she didn’t want to be around me because I’m crazy. It suckeddddd especially because I read everything the my best friend said she called me desperate and stuff like that. All I remember is waking up to a text saying my crush called me obsessed and crazy. It just got worse and worse from that text I couldn’t stop crying my eyes hurt and throat hurt everything felt like it hurt. I spammed my best friends phone because she wasn’t awake at the time I called her over and over again I texted her over and over again. When she finally answered the apology wasn’t that good if I’m being honest. I ended up asking for space after two weeks I reached out again with a long 14 minuteish audio message crying to her about how much that hurt me. I think she did care that I was hurt she just had trouble showing it. This happened in February we barely talked until July thats when I reached out with a long paragraph telling her how much I miss her and that I never hated her and I never could hate her because I always keep a place for her in my heart which is all very true. I just regret not letting that one slide because even tho I was so hurt I felt like I was in pain physically shes my best friend and we should’ve never stopped talking after that we both should’ve tried to fight our friendship right after but we didn’t because we were scared that we hated each other. But I don’t think we ever could hate each other.

Now I wanna talk about how I blame myself for things that are out of my control. My mom had a miscarriage about two years ago. I remember every detail of it very vividly it was not pretty and it was really scary. Me being the oldest I had to watch all my siblings while it was happening and I had to try and help. That was one of the first times I ever really saw my stepdad sob like SOB. I remember putting on Disney music to keep my baby brother from crying because around that time he was barely one so all he wanted was his mom. And in that moment all I wanted was my mom too I just wanted her to hold me and tell me everything is gonna be fine and that she’s gonna be fine. But instead she was passed out on the bathroom floor. I’ll never forget that image she was ghost white passed out on the bathroom floor with my stepdad sitting next to her crying trying to get her conscious. I blame myself for my mom’s miscarriage I used to have dreams before it happened where the baby would die and I would wake up crying I always felt so guilty for that and I still do. I always worried about miss carriages like when i found out my mom was pregnant my brother who is now two I was so worried that sometime in those nine months that something could happen. I’m not religious so I don’t pray or anything but I used to wish that nothing bad would happen to the baby and it would be healthy. But that wasn’t the case which really sucks. The baby would be almost one maybe even two now it’s due date was in October and I still think about that baby. I think about how that could’ve been my sibling and I could’ve watched another amazing kid grow but it’s growing stopped too early. I miss what that kid could’ve been almost every day.

I love y’all so much. <3

[dangangoogles]

pity is Valid I think.

LIKE 8 PEOPLE HAVE SAID PURPLE AND I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS??? IS THIS THE THING FROM SUPERNATURAL? I HAVENT EVER SEEN THE SHOW?

(these are the two most common ones I’ve gotten for the game btw lol)

[not-me-simping-for-blasty]

another helping of living w/ bakugou thoughts:

pls i am so sorry, i feel like i bombard y’all with these constantly, but u don’t understand, he literally lives in my brain full time

- if you’re rolling your sleeves up, to wash your hands before dinner, he’ll whack your hands away and do it himself. very much “you’re takin’ too long, idiot. i wanna eat already. let me do it.”,, don’t be fooled tho, you could do it in 2.5 seconds and he’d still open his mouth. bc it has absolutely nothing to do with u and everything to do with him wanting to be close to you

-ik he watches the mha equivalent of the history channel. i just know it. dude is a grandpa at heart, n im so confident he would 100% sit down and watch a 3 hr docu on like, old weaponry or some nerdy shit

-bakugou is annoyingly arrogant, but only about things that don’t matter. like, he’ll fully sit in front of you and tell you he’s stronger/faster/smarter in passing conversation,, but when he does actually impressive shit??? the man clams up. absolutely clams up the second you praise him, trying to brush off whatever ridiculous feat he just pulled to protect u with a “It’s not that big a deal, shut up about it already, dumbass.” 

- pls mans is an absolute simp. u ask him to do something and he’s on his feet in a second. ofc he’s complaining but he’s also then following that up by doing things you didn’t even ask him to do. fan behavior honestly.

-when you’ve had a bad day, he’ll make u food and throw blankets in the dryer for u. don’t expect much verbal comforting from him, bc obviously, but he’s pretty good with actions. you always feel a little warmer after he’s wrapped you in a blanket n fed you something ungodly spicy

- i have absolutely no basis for this but ik he secretly watches kids movies. like, if it’s animated then he’s there. ofc no one is allowed to find out about this ‘embarrassing’ behavior tho, except maybe you. maybe. if you accidentally happen to see it bc he’d never tell u himself.

- he’s a beast to wake up in the morning, but he’s a lot more easy to convince if u pet his hair. or rub his back/shoulders. maybe even kiss his neck. look, u cannot tell me that he doesn’t want to be absolutely coddled in the morning- especially when he can get away with it so easily. 

-bakugou always pulls ur legs into his lap if u sit down next to him. pls he’s so weird, he’ll just like, tap his fingers on ur calves absentmindedly while he’s watching tv

-he probably created a playlist of songs ur ‘allowed’ to play around him. meaning, it’s only the songs on ur phone that he likes 🙄

-bakugou always takes his work phone calls outside. like if his phone rings he’ll just stand up n walk tf out the door to take it. even if it’s cold. u ask him once about it n he just “Work stays at work. This is my fuckin’ home. Now shut up about it already.”

-you’ve never once seen this man wearing socks around the house. don’t ask me, i cannot explain this whatsoever, but i just kno this man walks around constantly barefoot 🤢🤮 unfortunately.

-he’s like, the most functional person ever in almost every aspect, but the stuff katsuki is bad at?? pls he is hopelessly bad. like, lets say art stuff. omg he just doesnt have the patience for it, okay, so say goodbye to any dreams of cute lil couple’s crafts. like, he’ll sit there while u do yours, but his will look like utter shit

- during the week, katsuki is either at work, training, or at home. pls, he works so hard during the day that i highly doubt he’s anything but an absolute homebody during the work week.

- bakugou gets pissy if u re-arrange any of the furniture on a whim. pls he likes comfort and familiarity n if he stubs his toe on the stupid coffee table one more fucking time, he’s going to scream

-its a rare occurance,, especially bc of the crazy hours he works,, but bakugou rlly likes making dinner for u to come home to. he just likes to feel like he’s taking care of u tbh

-he still goes to bed at like 8:30. or thats what u think, but rlly he just goes to sit in your room and have some time to himself for a bit. as much as he loves u, he prob still needs some alone time to recharge

-bakugou takes meticulous care of any plants u have in the house. like he’ll water them on a strict-ass schedule, n preen them when necessary. pls the way he’ll curse them out if they even dare to wilt under his care?? very much “What the hell, you bitch? ‘m doin’ everything fuckin’ perfect! Grow already!”

-katsuki is such a little bitch when he’s sick. he’ll be running like a 103 temp, brain literally melting, and still trying to get up and work out. the only way u can get him to chill the hell out is if u take a nap with him. ofc that means u always get sick too,, but hey- lil sacrifices right??

-he never lets you get the door. like, if there’s a knock n neither of u knows who it could be,, pls he’s on his feet so fast. waving u away n looking thru the keyhole w/ sm suspicion

-he has his spot on the couch, n u will not find him sitting anywhere else. like, that’s his spot. u better pray for anybody who mistakenly takes it

-bakugou doesn’t like dirt or grime, so he won’t allow you or himself, to sit on your bed with clothes that have been outside. like, even if you’re just sitting on top of the covers, he’s gonna throw a fit and demand you change your clothes first bc “No way in hell am I gonna let your dumbass dirty up my bed.”

-katsuki rlly likes when it storms outside. he’ll go sit in front of the window and watch the rain, sipping on a warm drink while he waits for more thunder. 

-living with bakugou is incredibly frustrating, bc he’ll just show up with new skills all of the goddamn time. like you’ll be like, “hmm i’d love to remodel the bathroom someday”,, and the very next weekend bakugou is meticulously re-tiling the bathroom floor by hand, probably also painting the walls in a new color, maybe even installing a new sink just to spruce it up. n then he’ll just present the entirely new, upgraded room with such weird nonchalance that it pisses u off. pls and if you watch him while he does these little projects, with all the weird precision and skill he suddenly gains?? pls you’re sure he must be possessed by the ghost of a craftsman

- when he hangs out with the bakusquad, he’ll drag you along every time. he expects you to sit with him the entire time and act as a social buffer?? basically, someone’ll ask him a question, one he deems stupid and therefore not worth answering, and bakugou will just look at you expectantly. he’ll just stare at you blankly, hardly even blinking until you pick up the slack and answer for him. you call him out on this many times, but it doesn’t matter. it doesn’t change anything. he does this over and over and over again

-bakugou gets really unsettled when you guys fight. like, he can’t sleep and he’s snapping at everybody, and is somehow more aggressive than usual. he always wants to just make up already, but the pride in the way won’t allow it

-he’s a weird stickler about intended furniture functionality?? like, the table is for eating, and the couch is for watching tv, and then only way you’re gonna get him to mix the two is if you ask him rlly rlly nicely

-finally- i have no basis for this one, but ik it in my heart: bakugou has a very intense fight with your thermostat nearly every single day. he swears up and down that it never ‘behaves’ for him, but every time you check it, it’s working perfectly fine

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ahahhaa sorry y’all for the super random spam today,, but here were are back to our regularly scheduled bakugou programming,,,, bc idk if it’s obvious ur honor, but i love him

[mizunetzu]

Can you do a scenario where reader (male pronouns) kind of outs himself as bi and then hides for a while since it was an accident and he wasn't actually ready and after some time bakugo finds him and they end up awkwardly confessing to each other? Bonus points if you can do ComfortingTM class 1A (also I just really want bi representation 🥺)

BRO BRO ur reblogs and replies always make me BAM BAM

(Also y’all ik that gif is huge but it had denki AND baku in it and i felt compelled to use it bc kamis kinda important in the story NSNDNEKWK)

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Bakugou x reader - How to Out Your Classmate

⚠️warnings - being outed by your classmate (denki) (I’m sorry denki stans), bakugou kinda bulling kami at the end kdnfjekfj

Pronouns - male, he/him

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It was something he didn’t mean to say.

Rather, it just slipped out.

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“Ne, (L/n)-kun, don’t you think Yao-momos hair is kinda sexy today? Her hair down plus that hair clip is FIRE dude!”

Kaminari slung a arm around (Y/n’s) shoulder, while Mineta smugly grinned from his seat. He wiped away a line of drool dripping from his mouth.

“Oh oh oh, her hair falls over her boobs so perfectly! I just wanna touch them at least once, ehuheuheu...”

Sero sighed from his seat. “Dude. You really are a scumbag. Stop that.”

Mineta, not missing a beat, turned to Sero with a shit-eating grin. “Oh? Why’s that? Are you gay or something?”

(Y/n) visibly stiffened from under Kaminari’s grasp. Kaminari however, didn’t notice and played along into Mineta’s joke.

“Yeah dude, kinda sus. Don’t go perving on me in the locker rooms now, haha!”

Sero sighed once more, this time with a playful smile. “Shut up, your probably more sus than I am-“

He was cut off when (Y/n) started wriggling out from under Kaminari’s arm. The three looked at (Y/n) quizzically, while (Y/n) awkwardly coughed. “I’m...leaving.”

“Why? What happened?” Kaminari leaned on the back of Seros desk.

“Well-you guys are...loud and I’m going to my desk.” Even the dumbest person could tell how tense (Y/n) was. Though, Kaminari was as dumb as he was oblivious. He scoffed, but it sounded more like a chuckle.

“What? I don’t get it, man. We were teasing Sero, not you.” Kaminari’s teasing tone felt like heaters blasting full power through (Y/n’s) body. It was strange. You always felt kind of hot when you get a little flustered. “So what part of what we said bothered you?”

“N-nothing!” (Y/n) cursed at the way he raised his voice, cursing even more at his small stutter.

“Then why are you panties in such a twist? I’m just making fun of Sero bein’ sus.”

“W-well how fun! Move, class is starting.” Truth be told, class didn’t start until 10 minutes later. When (Y/n) tried to subtly push past Kaminari, he grabbed him by the arms and blocked his way out. “No way I’m moving! You’re mad for some reason, and I just wanna know why!”

“So what exactly did we do?”

Sero rested his chin on his palm. “Yeah if you can tell us we can stop doing it, (L/n)-kun. I gotta agree with Kami on this one.”

An irk mark appeared as (Y/n’s) face flushed a darker shade of pink. Not in the good way though. He struggled helplessly in Kaminari’s stronghold, before tching and looking away.

“There’s nothing more to say-! You’re just-starting to get on my nerves and I wanna leave-!”

“Really? That’s it?” Kaminari looked at (Y/n) skeptically, before his face lit up. “Oh wait!”

“You started getting all pissy when we were talking about Yaoyorozu...and you also got mad the other day when she was talking about Bakugou...”

Shit. Shit. Shit.

“..So you like Yao-“

“I don’t fucking like Yaoyorozu!”

Now Kaminari was starting to get antsy. “Then what! Why are you mad! Is it because Mineta and I were ‘perving’?!”

“I’m not fuckin’ mad about you drooling over Yao-momos boobs! I’m not mad at all!”

Students started to gather once Kaminari and (Y/n) started to raise their voices higher and higher. Kaminari’s grip on (Y/n) was long gone, though (Y/n) was too upset to notice.

“If you weren’t mad about that, you were obviously mad about that time Yao-Momo talking about how Bakugou was attractive. So what? Do you like Bakugou or something? Are you gay?”

(Y/n) paled and grit his teeth. He was full on yelling now. “Stop saying that, damnit! I don’t like boys! Y-you know that!”

Kaminari gasped comically. “Oh my god! You totally avoided my question, dude!”

“What?!”

“Yeah! Now I get it! That’s what’s bothering you so much! It all makes sense!”

Kaminari’s mad expression morphed into one that you make when you solve a difficult question. It felt like all the blood in (y/n’s) face was drained, yet all the blood rushing to his cheeks burned like fire. Sero stood up from his chair and placed a hand on Kaminari’s shoulder. “Dude, uh-I think that’s enou-“

“Your confused because you’re straight but now you’ve started to like a guy, right?! Bakugou, right?!”

Seros warning went over Kaminari’s head completely. (Y/n) dug his nails into his palm while Kaminari pried into (Y/n’s) mind with his eyes.

“I’m not confused! I’m pissed. Very, very pissed at you!”

The blond haired boy slammed his arms down on Seros table and leaned in uncomfortably close. (Y/n) wanted to step back, but if he did, he’d run straight into Sero.

“Ok. If you answer this compleeeetely honestly, I’ll let you go. Swear! And we’ll never talk about this again! Just say yes or no! Nothing else!”

Sero glanced around the room. Everyone was staring, some had their hands over their mouths, and some were whispering and asking what was going on. Sero nervously tugged on the fabric of (Y/n’s) blazer. “U-um...yo... (y/n)...Kamin-“

“Do you like Bakugou?”

“I-“

“And don’t say you don’t like boys or you’re not gay, we ‘know’ that!”

“I’m-“

“Just say yes or no!”

“N-“

“Are you ga-“

“I’M BI!” (Y/n’s) sudden outburst silenced the classroom. It was like a blow from a king to shut up the commoners. “I’M BI, SO SHUT UP! ARE YOU HAPPY?! I’M NOT GAY AND I DON’T LIKE BAKUGOU! I DONT! I-I DONT. I don’t. I...”

Stagnant air flooded the 1-A classroom. Almost immediately, (Y/n) slapped both his hands over his mouth, eyes blown wide. Kaminari awkwardly chuckled. “Uh...”

(Y/n) took a tentative step back, bumping straight into Sero. He reflexively grabbed onto (y/n’s) forearms, stabling him.

“Are you oka-“

“Don’t touch me!” (Y/n) pushed off of Seros body and stumbled over a desk. He crashed onto the ground and fumbled onto his bottom. Students upon students neared towards him, all their face and voice blending together into one big, muddy pile. Their voices eventually turned into ringing, louder and louder until-

“SHUT UP!” (Y/n) rose to his wobbly legs, half running and half crawling towards the door as fast as he could. He could hear the protestant shouts of his classmates, or even the sleepily confused expression of his teacher as as flew by him in the hallway.

He guessed he was skipping class that day.

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40 missed calls from: Mina-San domoo-!!

125 unopened texts from: Mina-San domoo-!!

23 missed calls from: Kamiii ⚡️

45 unopened texts from: Kamiii ⚡️

12 unopened texts from: Iida Tenya.

5 unopened texts from: ura-chaaaan 💖

1 unopened text from: Bakugou

(Y/n) turned off his phone. He knew if he kept it on, Mina would keep spamming his phone with text messages.

It’s been about a few days since his whole freak out happened. He’d bolt out of class the second it was dismissed, and he kept himself either locked in his room, or out of the dorms as much as humanly possible. He wasn’t ready to have that conversation yet.

His phone buzzed again. He sighed, half expecting it to be another spam text from Mina. What he didn’t expect, was to see Bakugous contact photo on his screen, with the big green words “Incoming call-Bakugou” blaring at him so intimidatingly.

Something made him want to answer.

He pressed the phone to his ear.

“Oi.”

Bakugous gruff voice sent chills down the boys spine. His voice seemed to lock itself inside his throat, refusing to come out his mouth.

“Say something, dumbass.” Oh boy, was he trying. Everytime he opened his mouth, his throat closed up and refused to open again. Bakugou sighed harshly through the speaker.

“Stop being stupid and avoiding us-“ (Y/n) absentmindedly pressed the red “end” button. If Kaminari or Kirishima or whatever convinced Bakugou, to convince HIM to stop avoiding them, just because he ‘liked’ him, (and he totally did), he’d rather not hear it.

(Y/n) went to crumple up a piece of paper he was scribbling on, and drop it into the trash can, when it bounced on top and rolled away pathetically near his feet. His trash can was overflowing. Well, it was expected, since he was deliberately missing out on trash days just so he didn’t have to leave his dorm. (Y/n) swiped up the piece of paper, along with the trash bag lining the bin.

A few seconds outside couldn’t hurt. No one will see him. He’ll just...throw the bag in the dumpster, and slink back in before anyone knows he’s there.

————

(Y/n) hauled the trash bag into the dumpster, throwing it from out over his shoulder. He dusted off his hands and wiped forming sweat off his brow. The trash was out, no one saw him, all he had to do was slip back in his room before anyone sees him.

He huffed and turned around, immediately being smacked by a spiky tuft of blond hair. All the color drained from (Y/n’s) face. Bakugou turned his head and spat onto the dirt, clicking his tongue in the process.

“Figured you’d be here.”

”...there’s no way you could’ve-“

“It takes about a couple days for a small trash can to fill up. And knowing you, shit-for-brains, would come and take it out when no one was really watching. 5 pm, when everyone’s getting ready for dinner. You really do have shit-for-brains, shittyass.”

Bakugou may seem like a meathead, but the times he showed he was observant and intelligent made his heart tie knots around itself. (Y/n) bit back a stutter and a blush.

“W...ell, how-how’d you know I was going to take it out today? A-and to this dumpster, instead of the one on the other side of the dorms?”

Bakugou scoffed loudly, stalking closer to him. (Y/n) gulped. “This ones closer to your dorm room, even I know that, loser.”

Bakugous voice dipped, suddenly becoming uncharacteristically quiet. “...and I’ve been coming here everyday at 5 pm...shittyass...”

Bakugou was really dedicated to his scheme, huh. Just so he could see him? (Y/n)? He should be the LAST person Bakugou would want to see. Especially with what Kaminari was blabbering about. Still...It made (Y/n) feel a bit special.

But knowing Bakugou, he was just probably here to tell him how disgusting he was. Maybe he’ll start calling him ‘dick-for-brains’ instead of ‘shit for brains’. Or just plain on ‘fag’.

“Oi-stop spacing out and fucking listen to me! And don’t you dare run away until you hear me the fuck out!”

Bakugous palms flashed white, generating small blasts and he pointed an agitated finger at (Y/n). He stepped back reflexively.

“Um...well...what did you want then?” (Y/n) awkwardly fumbled with his hands behind his back, trying to keep still as much as he could. He wanted to disappear.

“Is it true?”

(Y/n) looked up. Bakugou was staring dead on, with his hands shoved stiffly in his pockets and sporting the faintest blush on his face. It was so unnoticeable, you could blink and miss it. That, and the trademark scowl, you could hardly tell if his face was red because of anger or something else.

“What is?”

“Don’t play dumb with me, fuckass! Do you like me or not?!”

(Y/n) opened his mouth to speak, but no words came out. Bakugou grunted and stepped closer. “Answer me!”

“S-so what if I do-?! You gonna call me a fag?!” (Y/n) was sweating bullets. He hoped Bakugou wouldn’t see how utterly nervous he was. Fake it til you make it. Though, he doesn’t know what he’d do once Bakugou goes flames blazin’ on his ass. He could all ready see his reaction-

Bakugou smirked. “Knew it.”

Knew it? (Y/n’s) nerves temporarily fizzled down, a wave of confusion washing over him. “...What?”

“God, do you need me to spell everything out for you? It was obvious. To me at least. Everyone was probably too fuckin’ dumb to notice.”

(Y/n) fell silent. He could speak if he wanted to, his throat wasn’t closing up, but he chose to keep silent. It’s not like he knew what to say, anyways. He was stunned into submission.

“-so I was right. Now, go out with me, Bitch.”

“Thanks. But I’ll pass.”

“I-“ Bakugou made a sputtering noise. (Y/n) wasn’t sure if he was caught off guard or sputtered out of sheer anger. “What?! Why the fuck not?!”

“Dude, how do I know you aren’t like, I dunno, being bribed by Kaminari or something to try and ‘prove that I’m bi’? Or that your just mocking me?”

“Idiot! Why the fuck would you think I’d listen to a dumbass like dunce face?! I fucking like you, you like me, I don’t see the problem here!”

(Y/n) knew he wasn’t lying. Bakugou was many things, a shithead, a piece of angry trash, but he wasn’t a liar. Still, he sighed and shoved his hands in his pockets.

“Dude, as much as I’d love to go out with you, there’s too much cons to it. I mean-first off, I don’t want people calling you a fag or anything because you’re with me...second, I’m...scared of how the class’ll take it, especially for someone like you-“

“Eh?! What’s that supposed to mean?! Are you fucki-“

(Y/n) pushed past him, accidentally brushing his shoulder in the process.

“...And third, even if I’m too scared how the class would react, I’m too prideful to let Kaminari ‘predictions’ win.”

He was gone before Bakugou could turn around.

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(Y/n) was late to class on purpose that day.

He didn’t want to risk it with Bakugou, Kaminari, anyone. He’s more afraid of the class than he is of getting scolded by Aizawa. And that was saying something.

So when he walked in the door, Bakugou gripping Kaminari’s tie and releasing small blasts in the air with his wound up hand, he didn’t know if he should replace ‘Getting Scolded By Aizawa’ with ‘Getting Murdered By Bakugou’ in his worries for today.

“Fucking idiot!” Bakugou growled, spit flying onto Kaminari’s face as he set off another blast. It was small enough not to cause damage to any desks or chairs around them, but it was close enough to Kaminari’s face to make him yelp. “I’ll fucking kill you!”

“Ow!” Kaminari half yelled-half whimpered. Bakugou’s hands heated up, glowing orange from under Kaminari’s chin. “Hey-HEY! Chill-!W-what did I even do?! OW!”

Bakugou slammed him against his desk by his blazer. “It’s your fuckin fault that shit-for-brains won’t go out with me!”

Another blast. This time, fired in the air but much bigger than before. Kaminari flinched. “Ah! S-shit-for...(L/n)?! How is it my fault?!”

“It’s your fault because you made him all scared and shit to go out with me! With your stupid prying ass! Now he won’t go out with me until I get you to apologize! So apologize so I can have a fuckin boyfriend! Go die!”

(Y/n) looked around the room. No one was trying to stop Bakugou from literally roasting Kaminari alive. Not even Iida. Everyone stood there, eyes locked on Kaminari or recording them while stifling snickers. (Y/n) walked up to Mina, who was recording and whispering commentary near the speaker.

“Uh...what’s happening? Why’s no one stopping Bakugou?”

Mine looked up. “Well-he kinda deserved it. I mean, he did act like a dick to you a few days ago. Bakugou’s just givin’ him a piece of his mind.” She fixed her angle on her phone, hunching down slightly in the process. “Also, glad to see you talking to us again, (L/n)~”

(Y/n) glances around the room once more. Everyone seemed to silently agree. Though, Iida looked like he was going to explode in his seat. Poor Iida. Poor Kaminari.

(Y/n) was brought out of his mind when Mina slowly panned her phone over to him. He was about to question her, when Kaminari was thrown carelessly at his feet. Bakugou kicked at Kaminari’s hunched figure, stepping on his back with his hands clenched in his pockets.

“Say it.”

Kaminari made a wheezing noise.

“FUCKIN’ SAY IT!”

“I-I’m sorry for outing you in-in front of our classmates...”

Bakugou dug his foot into Kaminari’s back. “LOUDER!”

“I’M SORRY-OW! FOR O-OUTING YOU IN FRONT OF OUR CLASSMATES-!”

Bakugou gave Kaminari a look saying to ‘keep going.’ Kaminari shot back with a face that said ‘dude. What you want me to say is fucking stupid.’

Bakugou snarled and fired another mini explosion into the air. Kaminari squeaked and looked up at (y/n), who had the most confused look on his face. Kaminari sighed.

“And...totally I don’t think that you and Bakugou are gonna get together...totally unexpected...”

Kaminari, even if he was about to be best to a pulp, couldn’t help the snicker from leaving his mouth. Bakugou, you dumb fuck. He was probably thinking back to the time (Y/n) said ‘I’m too prideful to let Kaminari ‘predictions’ win’. Even so, that was just dumb. Even for Bakugou.

Bakugou huffed contently, while Kaminari shakily pulled himself up. Bakugou thunked him on the head again. “There. Now you have no fuckin’ reason not to be my boyfriend. If you don’t I’ll kill you.”

(Y/n) hummed out of hesitation. “Ehhhh...but...”

“We allowed Bakugou to rough up Kaminari, which is a CLEAR violation of the rules, the least you could do is say yes, (y/n)-kun! Though I do believe Bakugou should be punished for his harsh actions.”

Iida jutted out from his seat, swinging his arm in the air. Everyone stayed silent for a second, until Tsuyu stepped forward. “I agree with Iida-Chan, kero. You two would look nice together.”

One by one, the class started saying how ‘cute’ they’d be together or that they didn’t care that (y/n) was Bi, much. It was different from when the class was clamoring around him, instead of all their voice blending together in one big ring, he could hear every single persons song of praise. He supposed it was alright. It wouldn’t hurt as much as he think it would.

(Y/n) sucked in a breath, and turned his head to Bakugou. He looked at (Y/n) almost expectantly.

“...fine....you win...you better take care of me, Bakugou.”

He turned his head and scoffed. “Idiot. I was gonna do that regardless.”

Mina started clapping and wolf whistling. Eventually, everyone started to clap and ‘aww’ed, before quickly rushing to their seats once they heard groggy footsteps approach the door.

A man with shaggy hair walked in. The class sat silent, staring at Aizawa. He sniffed and trailed his eyes around the room.

Setting his sleeping bag behind his podium, he pursed his lips. “Where is Kaminari?”

“W-whey...”

Kaminari was laying on the floor next to (y/n’s) seat, smiling dumbly with burn marks. He was pumping his fists with his thumbs sticking out. Everyone broke into a cold sweat.

“Would anyone like to tell me why Kaminari is out of his seat?”

Oh fuck.

Bakugou got 3 days house arrest.

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Jdjdjejejc this was real fun to write HAHAHAHA I’m lowkey proud of it

[sun-flower-children]

BakuSquad’s Boy Part 1

A/N: Based on a fic that doesn’t exist anymore :( I’ll be adding my own head canons from what i remember of the og fic. This whole thing is in a headcanon format :)))

Kirishima was sitting down when he noticed their new transfer student walking into the cafeteria looking lost. Without thinking twice he quickly caught the attention of the male and motioned him to come over.

“Is it okay if I join you?” you asked, recognizing the spiky haired student as your classmate.

“Of course, let me introduce you to everybody!”

The redhead introduced all the guys sitting at the table. The talkative blonde with the lightning bolt in his hair was Kaminari . The smiling black haired boy with oddly shaped elbows was Sero and the angry-faced pale blonde with red eyes was Bakugo. While the rest smiled at you he merely sneered and ignored you.

“Don’t let him bother you too much, he's a grouch!” Kirishima said smiling.

The entire lunch period was spent talking to the Bakusquad and explaining how you transferred from the hero school in your home country and enrolled at UA. Laughing with them and bonding over memes and hero training.

It didn’t take long for you to become part of the friend group.

Y’all are a chaotic group of motherfuckers

The group chat is mess; Bakugo is trying to help people w homework, Zero is constantly sharing tick tocks and at 2 am Denki will spam it with memes ( which pisses Bakugo off bc it wakes him up when he forgets to mute his notifications)

Y’all will study together, which surprisingly, can be super productive sometimes.

It honestly didn’t take very long for you guys to become inseparable. They have you back and you have theirs. Training and working out together is a plus because sometimes y’all are too busy to actually fully hangout.

Kirishima will compliment you in a “manly” way and will totally be your hype man. Will be ecstatic when you give back the same energy. One time Bakugo joined you guys for his morning workout and his jaw almost fell to the ground when he saw you take your shirt off.  He couldn’t help but stare like holy shit you were ripped. Training with Kiri really did pay off. Bakugo smirked to himself when he noticed his red haired friend was also checking you out when you didn’t notice. 

Going to the mall with Sero and Denki is a whole ass ride. Y’all will go to so many stores and either waste all your money or just fuck around. Hot Topic is definitely a favorite of theirs. They don’t care if it’s not your vibe because they will want to deck you out in the fitting rooms to see what you look like. Once they pushed the curtain before you were done changing your shirt and both pairs of eyes went straight to your body, making you blush.

After being friends for so long the Bakusquad could read each other's emotions and all recognized that they had crushes on you. They talked about it and concluded that this would by no means would get between their friendship but would amicably flirt with you.

They organized a sleepover not too long after. But it was basically them all fighting each other about who’s room they would be staying in. Ended up going to Bakugo’s room because it was the closest for most of them. When you got there you were so caught up with the movie that you didn't realize they were low-key fighting each other for a spot next to you/ touching you in general. It was when y’all were going to sleep when you realized you left your sheets and what not in your room. Bakugo without missing a beat said you could sleep with him which then prompted Denki to tell you that “Bakugo’s feet smell like shit you don't wanna sleep with him” for Kiri to go “ Hey that isn’t manly, you should sleep w me Y/N.”. While the three of them were battling it out you and Sero were just sitting crouched in the corner. “I mean Y/N I could always get sheets and stuff from my rooms ‘cause it's not that far from here.” only for Bakugo to throw a pillow straight in his face yelling “Shut it Soy-Sauce face!!” Yeah they felt really bad in the morning when you ended up sleeping on the floor with nothing covering you.

Sero will want to smoke with you. The first time he smoked with you, you ended up having a panic attack and he felt responsible for making you panic and so anxious. He tries to smoke by himself for the meanwhile until you convince him to let you try again. It goes much better this time. Y’all start vibing to his latin playlist and he tries to teach you but y’all just end up stumbling over each other and constantly laughing. When dancing becomes physically exhausted and watches tick tocks and videos on his phone. Which ends up with y’all crying over the video where the racoon tries to wash his cotton candy but it dissolves. At some point the tears become too much and you both reach for each other which ends up with y'all sobbing and cuddling each other. Y’all fell asleep like this :)

The whole squad smokes at one point or another. Kirishima does it whenever he’s just in the mood to hangout and he uber chills. Bakugo does it to relieve stress and just enjoy life a bit. Denki smokes the 2nd most in the group just whenever he needs to kill time or he wants to vibe.

There will be times when y'all will smoke together and just fuck shit up. Like, one night after exam y’all are smoking but shit starts getting wild. Like y'all are hopping off the walls and dancing around to random music. Denki will find a roach that's stuck on its back and trying to get back off its legs but y’all are dancing all around it thinking it's like break dancing. “ AYYYY FUCK IT UP” Bakugo would yell “GET INTO IT” Sero would then yell. One of y’all took a video and accidentally posted it on Snapchat so the next day Mina would ask like wth happened last night bc y’alls tik toks and snapchats were wack af. Sero would probably speak on behalf of the group and say “ We were just really hyper.

When they all become hyper aware of their feelings not only for you but like low-key for each other they all change a lil bit. Like:

Denki stops flirting with people outside of the Baku Squad. He’s more touchy with y’all. Holding onto arms, arms over shoulders, hands on waists, holding hands, sitting in y’alls laps (this is a big one)

Kirishima has more energy when he’s with you guys. Like he could be running lower on battery than normal but one of y'all just comes up to him and he lights up like a light bulb.

Bakugo stops ruining desks and promptly yelling at people. He’s toned down and becomes a bit more chilled out. Mostly when he's with you guys. He is still a grumpy gremlin when he is with people who aren’t the Baku Squad.

Sero actually hides it pretty well and no one notices and changes that are indicative of a crush. Probably a bit more confident in himself

Kirishima and Denki acting like they haven't seen each other in sages when it really has only been like five minutes.

“ OMG BRO IT'S BEEN FOREVER”

“OMG DENKI MY MAN I MISSED YOU SM!”

“ BRO C’MERE AND PLANT A PHAT ONE ON ME!”

“HELL YA MY DUDE, THIS IS GONNA BE MANLY.”

And then proceed to aggressively walk toward each other, slap each others asses and plant a kiss on each other's cheeks before erupting into a huge fit of laughter. While people around them are just like ‘wtf is going on’

Touching becomes a thing.

Y’all will actively find each other when y'all want a hug or cuddles or smth. Forehead and cheek kisses are a thing. Bakugo takes much longer to warm up to everyone starting really with you and Kirishima. most comfortable holding y’alls hands loosely and rubbing your knuckles. Denki probably does this the most. He lives for physical affection, just give this poor boy his much needed cuddles and kithes.

Despite y’all high-key crushing for each other you all still are absolutely focused on your career paths as heros. Bakugo helping teach english and you trying to help ( if you know english well enough to teach )

“Ok idiots for the last time what word do we use to describe Sarah?”

“I mean she took these poor dudes apples and all of these are positive adjectives...i think.”

“Yeah Sarah’s kind of a bitch.”

“SHUT IT YOU TOO AND ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!”

“I mean Bakubro they aren’t wrong...”

“NOT YOU TOO KIRI!”

You guys work so well during team vs fights bc of how well you all know each other.

It’s an absolute mess but y’all love eachother <3

I will be making a part 2 ( + 3 i think ) so hang around for more :)

MASTERLIST

[honey-coloured-passion]

It’s A Secret (Sapnap x Reader)

first fic first fic!

summary: Dream convinces you and Sap to join a competition where the loser gets exposed, but nothing ever goes as planned when your favorite boy is involved : )

“That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard in my life.” you laughed, rolling your eyes at Sapnap and Dream’s antics. “C’monnn it’ll be so funny the viewers will eat it up!” Dream cooed while you groaned “you say that cuz you always get like more views than Sap and I combined!” To which Dream choked out laughter through his familiar wheeze. “Oh come on, how much money for you to do it?” you heard Sapnap die from laughter over the call at Dream’s bribe before he piped up, “whoever gets exposed you’re buying dinner Dream,” and Dream immediately agreed. “Absolutely worth it, you in y/n?” and you shook your head, “why the hell not I guess.”

You started up your stream, adjusting your headset nervously as you watched chat speed up at the title “Least viewers gets exposed vs Dream and Sap” all confused as to what was going on as their three favorite streamers all went live simultaneously. “Gooooood day chat what’s up!” you grinned, thanking a couple gifters and waiting to see Dream pop up in team speak to give the challenge information. “You guys better stick with me today, I don’t wanna lose the secret challenge,” you laughed, noticing Sap and Dream joined the channel.

“Ready to learn the rules dear viewers?” Dream laughed maniacally. You watched your chat going absolutely crazy. 

“Here’s how it works, we are gonna stream for thirty minutes doing everything we can to get the most viewers, then the person with the least at the end has to tell a secret they wrote down on stream, and trust me guys they’re all sooo good.” Dream wheezed while Sapnap chuckled before continuing. “We all told our secrets to George who didn’t want to stream with us cuz he’s lazy but it works cuz now he’s our keeper, so it’ll be fair and George can confirm all the secrets are crazy,” Your chat was losing it’s mind asking you what your secret was. 

“So let the view-competition begin” and with that, Dream left the call. “Sap you gonna stay and hang or leave?” you asked, racking your brain to find a way to get hella viewers as soon as possible. “I’ll hang” Sapnap answered to your relief. “Good I can farm your viewers then,” you teased with a giggle. Then your phone started to buzz, and you saw Dream was tweeting out the information and begging for people to come to his stream. “Oh hell no, chat help me out!” you laughed, going to tweet on your own account. 

10 minutes in: Dream 68k, You 43k, Sapnap 39k.

“Sapnapppp I’m so excited to learn your deepest darkest secret” you cooed with an evil laugh while Sapnap punched your minecraft character. “Whatever I’ll clutch up, work smarter not harder dear y/n,” you could hear the playful tone in his voice, swallowing the butterflies that kept trying to surface. “How can you work smarter if you barely have a braincell dork!” you teased, beginning to crit out his character when he realized, pearling away with a screech. “You do NOT want to play this game with me I’ll destroy you,” he ate a golden apple then began running towards you axe in hand while you screeched, running away. 

15 minutes in: Dream 65k, Sapnap 45k, You 44kk.

“Sapnap how the hell did you convince four different channels to raid you in the past five minutes WHAT” you pouted with a laugh, knowing you could beat him in viewers if you just got one or two more raids. “Mhm a magician never reveals his tricks,” you rolled your eyes though your chat kept spamming “why is y/n blushing so much?” and “SIMPNAP SIMPNAP” because Sapnap was helping you decorate and finish the design of your house. You had to agree with chat, he was adorable, bringing you flowers, collecting the exact type of wood you needed, helping to fill your chests, you were beginning to forget about the competition and just enjoy his presence. 

20 minutes in: Dream 68k, Sapnap 46k, You 45k.

“Oh my god it’s so close between you guys” Dream wheezed as he joined your voice channel. “Hey Dreammm wanna send me some stray viewers?” you giggled while Dream denied you. “Mhm no but maybe you can ask Mr. Simpnap to send you some of his? Heard it’s not the only thing he’s been giving you and I figured I’d crash the date.” Dream teased, his tone dangerous while Sapnap exclaimed, “hell no I’m not losing this competition and I am not a simp, especially not for y/n” Sapnap drew out your name, you could hear the smile you adored dancing on his lips. Chat was going crazy, though it was pretty well known how close you and Sapnap were due to the two of you always being on call together and just being found on the SMP hanging out, it was rare the two of you gave the fans this much flirting in one stream. Not that there weren’t hundreds of Y/N x Sapnap compilations on youtube of people pointing out how you and Sap had been in a TeamSpeak room together alone for five hours straight, or him getting defensive of you on the SMP, or him constantly complimenting your skill during MCC’s. Not to mention you always asking where Sapnap was, or someone else asking and you answering quickly, showing how frequently the two of you talked. Needless to say, he was one of your best friends, but that wasn’t gonna stop you from destroying him in this competition. 

25 minutes in: Dream 78k, Sapnap 54k, You 51k.

“Hello to my new viewers! Glad you came back to support! Huge shoutout to Niki for the raid and all the raiders who stayed I love y’all!” Your palms were getting sweaty, you needed to get 3k viewers in five minutes or George was gonna drop one of your most embarrassing secrets to the world. “How are you feeling Miss Y/n?” Dream teased, he knew he was safe. “Shut up Dream if I lose I’m ordering some expensive ass food for you to pay for,” you shot back, making him die of laughter. “At least I’m not the one who’s gonna get exposed in front of like 180 thousand views,” you flipped off the camera with a grin, hoping he was looking at your stream. 

28 Minutes in: Dream 78k Sapnap 55k, You 51k.

“Man I think it’s over what do you think Sap?” Dream teased while you laughed, still hopeful that something could happen in two minutes. “Eh I say give it another minute then we call it. You never know” Sap replied cooly. “Shut up you’re like 4 thousand people ahead it’s over for me” you pretended to cry, making Sapnap and Dream break into laughter. “You really don’t wanna lose huh.” Sapnap said, “um duh, this sucks,” you answered, quickly refreshing your view count. 

Then something crazy happened. 

~Sapnap is raiding with a party of 55k~

30 minutes, time up: You 110k, Dream 78k, Sapnap 0.

“WHAT” Dream was the first to scream. You did a triple take before screeching into the mic “SAPNAP WHAT ARE YOU DOING” to which he quietly replied, “I didn’t want you to be sad.” making your cheeks flush to an ungodly warmth. “Oh- uh does this still count? What’s happening?” you reached for your water bottle when George joined the call. 

“Interesting ending, but I know the secret so I guess I’d say it makes sense” You froze. “What the hell does that mean?” You said, noticing Sapnap had turned on his camera function in the call. “O-ok, George you gonna announce his secret?” Dream tried to take control, noticing his chat was spinning out of control. George piped up, "I think it’s better Sapnap says it. I’m just here to make sure he doesn’t chicken out,” Then Sapnap cleared his throat. “Well so uh, I guess my secret is...” You saw him look straight into the camera, his eyes felt like they were meeting yours.

“I like you y/n. Like a lot.”

Your jaw fell open, George and Dream began screaming and whooping, and your chat absolutely lost it’s mind, going so fast your chat function crashed. Your immediate reaction was to mute yourself on stream. “I’m muted now- Sap- Nick, are you serious?” you gulped, staring at Sapnap’s video while he couldn’t stop grinning. “You really think I’d do all this just to lie? No chance in hell. We can talk about it after stream but I thought it’d be fun to do it live. I can help you end stream if you want?” Your brain was flying high, your heart beating out of your chest, and your mods were begging for help. 

“O-okay. Uh hey chat! Nice stream today, record high viewer ship thanks to uh- Nick- Sapnap, thanks to Sapnap um, I’m gonna get off now,” You took a few deep breaths, gaining your traction before continuing. You hovered your mouse over the end stream button but decided you had one more thing to say. Leaning close into the mic with a smile you whispered, 

“Oh and Sapnap, I like you too” 

~live ended~

checkout my other sapnap fic!

[finalyaksha]

Random Modern Verse Drabble #3 – F in the Chat

“Um…hi.”

Were Xiao able to hear his chat through his monitor, he would have likely been deafened by the squeals following his usual, highly awkward greeting. Many of them spammed their own greetings and others asked how he was doing.

While he didn’t answer, continuing the mystery of whether or not Xiao even knew what or where the chat was, he, nevertheless, continued with his stream for that day.

“I guess…people wanted me to read some…weird story.” Xiao said, while setting up his capture card. “My friend, Hu Tao, told me to do that, but…I don’t feel like it. So, I’m gonna feed my Nintendogs.”

Hu Tao’s continued insistence for Xiao to delve into the world of Creepypastas and .exes for the remainder of her favorite month of the year had gone well so far. Well…they hadn’t gone poorly in terms of Xiao’s viewership. In fact, his views had only increased by the day. Needless to say, this likely had almost nothing to do with Xiao’s current content, given that his chat was presently hyped over the fact that the streamer was about to play with his virtual dogs; not caring whatsoever about his inability to keep any consistency to whatever he said he’d do the day before and now.

The game loaded as Xiao picked up his stylus and started tapping on the screen of his Nintendo DS XL. His Nintendogs, a Toy Poodle named Keqi, a Chihuahua called Qing, and Keqing, the King Charles Cavalier Spaniel, ran towards the touch screen to greet him as he alternated petting each of them.

“Hm…they look dirty.” Xiao noticed as he moved through his inventory. “I’ll bathe them after this.”

As Xiao’s virtual pets took to their meal, many of the viewers expressed jubilation at how good of a caretaker he was and complimented both him and his Nintendogs. After a while, his chat began asking what the origins of the names were.

Naturally, Xiao didn’t see any of these questions, still unable to process that people were far more interested in him than he could ever imagine. While his dogs were eating, he saw a text from Hu Tao. Which he, unsurprisingly, did not keep to himself and read out loud on stream.

“‘People wanna know what other dogs you have.’…Um…okay, I can show them, I guess.” Xiao said, before switching menus to reach the Kennel.

Hu Tao and Venti eventually came to terms with the fact that Xiao was unlikely to ever acknowledge his chat. Thus, they took to reading it for him and texting him questions people were asking in the hopes that he would answer them naturally enough that his viewers wouldn’t notice he was reading from his phone.

Given Xiao’s Xiaoness, he had yet to answer any of the questions like a normal person and made it abundantly obvious that he was reading them, raising an eyebrow in confusion at the following: “Put ur phone down!” message from Hu Tao.

“Then why did you text me?” Xiao mumbled in annoyance after reading that message aloud, too. Somewhere, both Hu Tao and Venti facepalmed in unison and probably proceeded to groan after seeing that the chat thought it was the cutest thing in the world.

Xiao spent only a minute or so in the Kennel showing off his other five dogs, Ke, Qi, Ng, Princess, and G.S.B. After briefly explaining that the final puppy’s name stood for “Golden Shrimp Ball”, he returned to his house to start washing his main Nintendogs.

It didn’t take long for his chat’s mood to change. More and more comments asking about the names and why half of his dogs essentially had the exact same name started to flood in.

Hey did anyone notice all the dogs names make up the word “Keqing”??

He named all his dogs after one of the other dogs? :O

What is Keqing? Is that someone’s name?

Who is that??? Who r they named after???

Is that a girl’s name oppa? :(

You don’t have a gf right???? ;____; Plz say u don’t…...,,,

Guys calm down he doesn’t have a gf y’all r overreacting its just a game

He never mentioned a gf I think he has a sister maybe its her name

I kno someone who named their nintendogs after their gf T____T

It wasn’t too noticeable at first. However, as Xiao’s eyes stayed glued on his puppies, the comments became more and more hysterical to the point that he eventually noticed texts from Hu Tao and Venti.

Venti: Brrroooooo r u looking at ur chat, I mean that’s a rhetorical question I guess but maybe u wanna look cuz they’re asking about ur dogs all being named Keqing

Venti: Like don’t answer them unless u want 2 but I think u should say smth so they stop asking

Hu Tao: Xiao ur simp fans r freaking out, tell them ur taken!!!

Hu Tao: And ur gf is hotter and richer than all of them ;)

Xiao, thankfully, didn’t read the texts out loud, but also rolled his eyes at them.

Xiao: Why would they care about the names?

Venti: u idiot y tf did u name all ur dogs after ur gf and think none of them would ask??????? Ur fans only mostly totally watch u becuz they wanna b with u, wydddd

Hu Tao: Can I post a pic in ur chat of u and Keqing? :DDD That’ll make them leave u alone!!!

Xiao sighed, not at all interested in whatever his chat was saying, nor whatever Hu Tao and Venti were saying, and was trying to get his dogs ready for their walks. 

“The dogs are named after a cat. A cat that belongs to me. She’s really cute and pretty and smart so I named all my dogs after her.”

Fortunately, this answer seemed to soothe his chat almost instantly.

OMG that’s so cute like???? He named them after his irl cat ;;

I knew he had a reason 4 it thank u 4 answering king

Ohmygosdfa I almost had a heart attack

Ur nintendogs are so pretty I bet ur cat is too!!!

U wanna go out I live in ur area?????

Can we see a pic of ur cat?

Boys who like animals r so cute fr…

The rest of the stream was relatively stress free for both Xiao’s chat, as well as Hu Tao and Venti. Xiao was only concerned with maintaining his 99-winning streak in each of the Nintendog competitions to care about anything else.

Finishing everything he wanted to do and not one for streaming any longer than necessary, he was preparing to end his stream when he saw a text from Venti, showing a question someone had just asked.

“‘Out of all of them, which one is your favorite?’” Xiao read, prompting the chat to start commenting which of the puppies they liked the most. “My favorite one?”

He rested his head on his hand as he hovered his mouse over the “End Stream” button, clicking it after replying:

“My favorite one is…the cat.”

[childishfluff]

(im gonna be sending a few seperate asks since theyre seperate thoughts/ideas, sorry for any sort of inbox spam!!) ur pet regressor tommy fic led me into a whole wormhole of many different ideas.. esp abt who else is a pet regressor!!

- wilbur (cat regressor!! also very relaxed, he *will* just sleep on phil or techno's lap for hours on end. mostly nonverbal, but will meow every now nd again. mostly communicates through actions. he can purr. doesn't drop often, but when he does, it's due to extreme stress- meaning he can be pretty sensitive while he's in catspace.)

- tubbo (puppy regressor, but definitely more of a relaxed dog aside from the amnt he communicates, especially through barking, whimpering, and soft "awooo!!"'s. loves snuggles. sometimes, he's scared to come of as annoying, so he's hesitant to slip into pupspace, normally needing someone to help him along and tell him that it's ok for him to be a puppy, nd that he's a very very good boy.)

- karl (kitten regressor!!!! he's either really sleepy or really playful/energetic, and he has no in between on that. he meows.. so much.. all he kno is meow meow!! *very* sensitive while dropped, and as such, he needs a lot of validation and love. will get extremely upset with himself if he notices that anyone is even *slightly* mad/irritated by him.)

- nick (sapnap) (PUPPY REGRESSOR 100000%!!! he's very very loud and extremely playful!!! he can be entertained for *hours* w literally anything, especially toys like chew bones. doesn't really drop too often, but when he does, he drops very very far. something that can trigger his drops is when people compare his traits/actions to those of a dog because he just goes yes!! yes me!!!! dog!!! me!!!! also he loves karl *so* much because karl absolutely spoils him rotten when he's in pupspace.)

- ranboo (kitty regressor!! similar to karl, he can be really sensitive while he's dropped. entirely nonverbal, opting for actions instead. he's a mix of both playful and sleepy. when he sleeps, he curls his entire body up into a circle nd kneads at whatever he's sleeping on until he falls asleep.)

- dream (cat regressor!! sleeps a lot when he's dropped, hes just vv tired. mimics patches, and loves to follow her around/act like she does. even bases his catgear around patches, with tabby-colored cat ears and an outfit based off of similar colors. drops very easily, mostly voluntarily.)

those r the ones i can think of now.. id love to know ypur opinions/interpretations of them!! -🌻

OKAY I’M GONNA GO THROUGH THESE ONE BY ONE, AND SHARE MY THOUGHTS+OTHER POSSIBLE HCS/FIC SCENARIOS, SO LONG POST WARNING Y’ALL

1. Cat Regressor! Wilbur

yes yes yes, I wouldn’t of thought of it myself but the idea is absolutely adorable! I’d totally write that, with like handler/cg!niki in addition to those you listed. And the idea of him using it for stress and therefore being sensitive in catspace? like, that’s amazing. 

I could imagine a fic where someone pushes him to regress for fun for once, but he feels like it’s stupid to purposely act like a cat when he doesn’t need it? They don’t pressure him, or anything, but he ends up slipping because he feels safe. and he realizes not only does it help with stress, but it just makes him more happy!

also imagine him slipping around tommy for whatever reason, and just wanting to sleep while Tommy’s trying to do something fun. So he’s dragging around a sleepy kitten and waking him up every two seconds, and it’s really soft and adorable and ends up with Wilbur sleeping somewhat on Tommy so that he can’t get up and he’s like ‘you’re so lucky I love you, dude.’ awww I need to write a fic- no promises but y’know

2.Puppy Regressor!Tubbo

someone actually requested a puppy regressors!tubbo and tommy fic that I’m having trouble writing, like it sounds cute but it’s kinda hard bc I’ve never written puppyspace before. I actually decided to start over but I’ma keep trying on that. 

anyways, imagine like, Ranboo or Tommy helping him slip over a discord call! Needing help to regress is something that I understand (I age regress, but I haven’t in a while due to this issue), so I could probably write Tubbo in that position well. Needing to be coaxed and told that it’s okay to be a cute lil puppy, like that’s adorable! 

3. Kitten Regressor!Karl

tbh I tried to write kitten!karl but I was half asleep and gave up, I need to get back to that hjsiksja. Like I specialize in writing sensitive regressors w/anxiety over someone being mad at them, so I could definitely pull this off. 

and the idea of him being a talkative kitty is sooo cute! Like I can imagine something along the lines of this conversation between him and a handler/cg:

“What do you want?”

“Meowww”

“I don’t know what that means!”

“Meow?” (little head tilt and innocent cute eyes)

“Do you want cuddles?”

*excited meows! and he goes and cuddles up in their lap bc yay, they understood him!*

and imagine kitten!karl playing w/Quackity! very very adorable concept

4. Puppy Regressor! Sapnap

okay okay so I don’t watch sapnap really but this is still adorable! Like the whole ‘me, puppy? yes.’ thing is soooo cute! Imagine George or Dream just forgetting that’s a trigger and making a joke about how one of his mannerisms reminds them of a puppy and suddenly! There’s a puppy to take care of!

and karl spoiling him sounds like something he’d do hjsiksjsa. I can’t really add much on here bc idk much about him/his content past the smp but this is so cute! Maybe I’ll watch a few of his videos and attempt writing him bc I keep getting requests for him

5. Kitten Regressor! Ranboo

yes, I was already thinking about this tbh! Like I’ve written him as a little and it’s kinda similar, he’s sensitive, and he’s less verbal the littler he gets. As a kitten, I can easily picture him just being quiet. 

I imagine that he’s really pouty because of this, because he doesn’t know how to communicate otherwise, so this might confuse anyone who may take care of him. 

“Why are you pouting? Do you want cuddles? Food? Do you wanna play?” 

and he just doesn’t reply bc he’s a kitten and he can’t talk so it’s an endless cycle of guess and check until they reach the right answer, and it’s really funny to watch. I can also imagine that he giggles a lot. Like he’s not verbal or anything, and he doesn’t giggle a lot but sometimes it happens! and if you make him giggle while in kittenspace then you did something right!

it makes everyone happy when he giggles and it’s really soft and cute! I definitely think I’ll write a fic with kitten!ranboo in it, at some point eventually, I think! 

6. Cat Regressor! Dream

awwwww- I didn’t even consider the possibility of this but awwww. Imagine Wilbur and Dream in catspace together, just sleeping and cuddling while basically all the other kittens are playing and being hyper. And everyone’s trying to get them to play but they’re sleepy! (ofc they end up playing anyways bc their friends are adorable and convincing but y’know)

and I really like the idea of him mimicking patches! I’ve seen a few pet regresors say that they mimick/copy their pets so it kinda feels realistic and likely! and plus, it’s really cute. 

and since his regression is voluntary, I can imagine him like one minute, just chillin w/george and sapnap and going ‘what if- what if I just went *cat mode*’ and he tries to hint to his friends that he wants to slip but they’re not getting it so it’s kinda frustrating for him but funny for the readers to see play out bc George and Sapnap are being completely oblivious to everything. Hjsiksja that’d be funny

Thank you for sending this it, like seriously! It was really fun to go through and talk about these, I might make additional headcannon lists once I’m actually awake tomorrow bc I shouldn’t be up rn but yeah, I just wanted to go through and respond to this! <3

[kaypeace21]

can you maybe stop telling people what they ship and what they don’t ship.. i swear you’re so fucking stubborn. and if you wanna defend mike so damn much then do it cause i bet more then half your followers hate him. it’s the way you clearly don’t see how many bylers hate mike and love will do you SEE the problem here??

This is the 5th anon message (in 1 day) you sent me.and you’re not stubborn? I’m not the one who has sent 5 anon messages in a row? Why don’t you just chill out and ignore me. You’re this pissed cause I said your hate to Max was unjustified. I kindly pointed out max didn’t make El spy on Mike - like you claimed . El spied on mike in s2 - before she even met Max. Then you got infuriated that I pointed out that all the flaws you claimed were about the elmax friendship were actually just flaws with mileven. Some of you hate on Max just cause you saw her as a hindrance to Mileven. Then in the second message you got pissed and brought up byler (which I didn’t even bring up in the first post!) Cause you just ... wanted to fight about byler despite totally being a byler shipper? Specifically said if mike was actually gay and dated el before he realized he’d be “an ass”. And if el and mike were confused about thinking they loved eachother when they didn’t “they’d be the worst characters ever.” Then brought up Will being bad cause he called El stupid (which was projection cause right after that he called himself stupid 4x). 3rd message went on a tangent about how much better and nicer mileven shippers are and that you ship both byler and mileven. And 4th message just go on about how Will was horrible to El, and max did horrible things in s3 , and that bylers hate on mike all the time , and elmax sucks. And now this. Yes you totally ship byler and aren’t just a mileven who got pissed that my 1st comment criticized your ship . So then in the second message brought up byler randomly to try and critique it. And just got pissy when called out as pretending to be a byler shipper and not getting the answers you wanted 😂 you can ship mileven. I’m not stopping you .

Also , I’ve constantly defended mike. And called out bylers for the hating him in the past. I literally defended mike when you claimed him being gay and dating el before hand would make him “awful”. You clearly don’t follow me and probably just believe all the lies mileven shippers say about me on twitter 🙄 . I’ve even told other bylers that the way Mike treated El was worse than Will. At least mike apologized to Will. Mike never apologized for lying- to El. And I still said that mike hate is unjustified countless times (cause he’s a kid)! Kids make mistakes! And especially cause I explained Mike saying (In the garage) “ it’s not my fault you don’t like girls “ was projecting his own gay feelings on to Will. Similar to how Will (in the garage) saying El was “stupid” was projecting his own feelings - why Will called himself “stupid” (4x at castle byers) after their fight in the garage and this comment about El. But you get angry at the concept of byler / projection so... that won’t help.

Past comments:

Part 1 (their first Max message/my response ) part 2 (second message/ my response ) part 3 (comments 3-4) . In this annoying ass saga 😂

Now please - move on . I only didn’t block you to prove how unhinged milevens get when you don’t block them . Look how angry you’ve gotten . This bylers is why you have block milevens -they just don’t give up and get angrier and angrier 😅

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Update: 6th message

I said for you to leave me alone. Not mike. How was that not clear? Also he’s a fictional character- what are you talking about?Oh my god .😅 You can do whatever you want on your own blog-just stop spamming me.

Mileven fan base (who are predominantly straight) use homophobic talking points and slurs to discredit byler / queer st fans . Many of us have gotten messages calling us the f and d word. Then milevens constantly private message bylers ,minding their own business, and call bylers “stupid” or “delusional “ ( or straight up sending de*th t#reats) . ( When these bylers are in their own tags -minding their own business- and don’t cross tag mileven at all ) . Bylers rarely go on to mileven posts that gush about mileven and then make jokes about how horrible the ship is and how delusional it’s shippers are (in said mileven post). Milevens do that all the time - they’ll go to a random byler post , only tagged byler , and make such comments about the byler ship/shippers . They also personally insult people for shipping byler and not mileven. Like me. Many mileven anons sent me messages making fun of my autism cause I shipped byler and said I’m not allowed to talk about byler /analyze the show cause I’m autistic and incapable of providing anything meaningful to the fandom because of my autism(all while hypocrically saying it’s ableist for anyone to think El isn’t ready to date yet). And bylers have the audacity... to in turn!!! Not like your ship and critique the issues with the (fictional) pairing using canon evidence in the show . And rarely send any direct messages/personal attacks to people who ship mileven . We criticize a ship - milevens directly message and attack the opposing shippers . There’s a difference between saying In the byler tag “mileven (the ship) is bad” or even an offensive blanket statement like “mileven shippers are blank” vs a person directly messaging a random individual who ships mileven and saying “you’re stupid for shipping mileven.bla bla.” A lot of the mileven fandom doesn’t seem to know the obvious difference when playing the victim. 🙄

And now you say byler is shipped just cause it’s “2 hot boys.” Which is yet another anti byler/pro mileven talking point.  You don’t ship byler (you’re just a mileven troll -move on) . Also-Ew - they’re kids. I’m an adult lesbian who actually likes well developed relationships - especially if lgbt. That’s all. And I’ve already criticized other bylers for some of their questionable heteronormative behavior and creepy fetishistic behavior of the characters/actors.  Also Bylers usually like El -more than milevens like Will. We don’t like mileven cause we see it’s bad for El’s character development and mental health. We care about El and think getting to know the real world and herself is better than rushing into a relationship (before she’s actually ready). But, y’all hate Will over a few comments he’s made. And I’ve seen milevens say they want Will d*ad or even say they wish he never came back from the upsidedown. And that’s just cause you’re threatened he’ll ruin mileven. Ya’ll are projecting . YOU EVEN SAID bylers make you not like Will as much- in a diff message. But go off.   (And leaaaave me alone ). Blocked you cause you have no self control to do it yourself .😂

[sparklingpax]

his is the 3rd time I'm trying to send this ask because my internet connection is terrible, so I'm sorry if I accidentaly spammed your inbox jsdjjdjsj For the ask: Optimus?

HI SO BEFORE I ANSWER I JUS WANNA SAY I ALSO TRIED TO SEND YOU AN ASK BUT IT WONT LET ME ASJSAJ O///O’’ I wonder why,,,,but dw you didn’t spam my askbox :DD (And if you had, it would still be ok :3)

Anyway!! Oki <3 (I’m going to assume you mean TFP Optimus so that be who I’m referring to~ OwO)

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-Favorite thing about them: 

EVERYTHING. Listen, call me a basic shameless Optimus stan but jsdjkdsfk he makes me want to cry I love him so much,,,,his personality, his design, his voice, the way he is actually such a dork,,,,aaaaa but if I had to pick my absolute favorite thing....it would probably be his beautiful eyes ^//w//^ I could just,,,stare at them forever,,,,💙💙✨

-Least favorite thing about them:

This is a hard one, considering that there’s kind of,,,nothing,,,,but if I had to think of something....I guess I’ll just have to default to how I wish he hadn’t been so faultltessly composed most of the time,,,like I know he doesn’t stay for that party “Because he’s a Prime” as the other bots imply, and I wish he had been given a chance to open up and showcase the other sides of him, his emotions, his feelings rather than the way he clearly bottled it all up. 

Actually, I don’t know if this is something that is his fault rather than it is a fault in the way he was written.  

Idk if that makes sense but basically I worry for my boi and I hope he’s ok because he puts up with a lot of stuff and keeps his cool and with the way he was as Orion Pax before....I don’t think all of it is just “okay” with him...but the problem is...he isn’t given a chance to let it out...and people thus write him off as boring, stoic, emotionless, etc. 

It’s really not his fault, he’s just clearly not good at expressing himself...

-Favorite line:

OHHHHH OK OK WAIT I NEED TO PICK JUST ONE OHHKAY,,,,,,, *struggles* 

I,,,,have so many O//O’’

Well, I’m gonna say my favorite 3  (in no particular order ^^’’) are:

1.) “Do not believe everything you read.”

2.) “I am but a soldier, Megatron; and you are a prisoner of your own twisted delusions!!”

3.) “But, I will bring you back a...snowball.” 

:))

-Random headcanon:

Aside from the one I had about the music, Optimus is a decent artist. He doesn’t get much time like,,,ever,,,to work on anything, but from time to time, he’ll sketch something. It was a passtime he occasionally engaged in back on Cybertron; art was a course he took for a while during his studies at Iacon. He’s really really shy about it, but he once showed Miko one of his old files he kept from all those years ago, a painting of Cybertron. 

Idk,,,I just see him being a sort of artist but more of a side interest and hobby of his...that he almost never gets to engage in or talk about... 

^//^’’ 💗💘💖✨

-Unpopular opinion: 

Well I’m not sure this is popular or unpopular but idk if I really liked the S3 body they gave him,,,like his face was still his face and I was happy bout that but HE WAS SO HUGE O///O That’s not really a bad thing, it was just,,,different,,,and he felt more stiff and just,,,,I just missed the old design a lot,,,,but again that’s not to say it was bad! Because it was not! I wanna be clear that I do still like the design somewhat. For the purpose of season 3, it fit...and the jetpack was pretty darn cool >:D 

So basically, S1/2 design > S3. 

(And there was a concept art I saw once I think,,,with the original ideas for the upgrade body and I’m like??? Y’all??? That one was so nice??? Why didn’t you go with that one,,,😭💔)

-Song i associate with them:

Hmmmm.....I have three right now. Clocks (Coldplay), She (Indigo La End), Finale (Madeon)

-Favorite picture of them:

Can I put every single moment he was onscreen

So my favorites are:

-His face after Ratchet says ‘isn’t having three humans here ENOUGH?!’ 

-All the cute, innocent expressions he makes while his memories are lost.

-That one shot where he does like a swing-kick thing and tho it passes clean over Megatron ITS STILL EPIC LIKE YOO LOOK AT HIM GOO >//w//< 

-Or these: 

IN FREAKING CONCLUSION I LOVE HIM <33

[naptoons]

Perfectly fake- Nick Mara

Warnings: cursing, alcohol substance, drug substance.

Summary: you found out that your two year relationship was nothing but a facade, your boyfriend cheated on you. Wanting to forget about the pain you went to the prettymuch house, only to find out they’re not home. So you make yourself comfortable whole drowning in your sorrow.

Theme: angst

A/N: this was requested by the lovely @cncogirl18 enjoy!!

Proofread? Yes/no

Opening and closing. Loving and falling out of it. You hated it. It made you think you could never keep a vicarious relationship. Something always goes wrong. Sometimes it’s not even your fault. But it feels like it. Why do you keep getting cheated on? Falling in love felt so despondent, what is the point? Just to get hurt over and over it was tedious. Looking out the window as the sky mirrored your emotions.

Dark, cloudy. Hazy and frenzy.

Your feelings Inane, and being alone isn’t what you wanted, you needed someone to fill that swollen heart. If it was still beating you thought. Estranging yourself from the comfort of your bed, you decided to get comfort from the one man who never failed to embellish your face with a smile.

Nick.

Searching for the extra key they gave you, the memories of that day replay in your head. Nick was smiling from ear to ear handing you the keys.

“Hey, I wanna give you this” his voice smoother than honey

“What is this nick, it better not be one of your kiddy pranks”

“So you admit my pranks get you?” His eyebrow cocks up, rolling your eyes you fold your arms across your chest, only feeding his ego. “Anyways, this is keys to our house, well a spare, so whenever you need to talk to me or wanna hangout, just come bye” his smile spreading slowly showing this sharp marshmallow fangs of his, his nose scrunching up.

“Are you serious?” You rejoinder while grabbing the silver keys out his hands, Nick nods his head, his eyes scoping out every feature in your face. The way he looked at you caused butterflies in your chest. Everyone knew nick was head over shoes for you.

Except you. Because you thought no one could like you. Especially someone like nick.

“Wow, thank you, you know I’ll be over here a lot I’m always having a problem” your tongue turns sour, there was so many things going on in your life that none of the boys knew about.

“Hey, and if that time comes I will always be here for you okay?” His hands grip your arms softly, the pads of his thumb caressing across your skin, slowly burning up by his sudden touch.

“Okay”

Jogging the key in the lock, you let yourself inside, the house was quieter than usual and the house was actually kinda clean. “Edwin must’ve went on a frenzy” you chuckle to yourself, walking towards the living room you bolster yourself on the couch, feet laid up on the coffee table, landing your eyes on the tv. Questioning what they were watching. Or were they high watching it?

“Nick?” You lament, your voice bouncing off the glass and walls, furrowing your brows up your feet lands on the floor, heading towards the rooms, slowly opening his door, the bed was empty. “They’re not home” you muttered, heading towards the kitchen your phone buzzes with spams. All from the person you’d been avoiding.

From satan:

Y/n please stop avoiding me

Read:9:58pm

From Satan:

You gotta know it didn’t mean nothing

Read:9:58pm

From Satan:

it was the liquor talking, I’m very in love with you.

From Satan:

I don’t care how long it takes, I’ll make it up to you.

Read:9:59pm

From Satan:

Please. Y/n i love you

Read:9:59pm

screen locking your phone, you lean against the kitchen island; your tears fighting the urge to fall out, but you being resilient against it. You hate feeling maudlin, for crying over something like this. You shouldn’t be feeling like you’ve done something for him to cheat. Feeling like his vices and liquor was chosen over you. This relationship was toxic and doomed from the beginning. But you’ve never been loved.

So you thought love had to be a painful chase.

Sliding down the kitchen island, your body shakes from the vociferous throat, your knuckles getting sore, from holding onto your jacket, the pain hurts worse than finding out from his friends. Twenty minutes of pulling out the thorns from your chest. You stand up steadily, you blink slowly letting the heavy sigh out from your chest. Your fingers grazing against the cupboard, opening it the sight of alcohol. Caving into your perfunctory thoughts you grab as much as you want.

“Forget this night even happened hm” you mutter to yourself, grabbing your phone you turn it off and leave it on the counter, grabbing a cup and the alcohol you walk towards their backyard, on your way there you also grabbed the blanket.

The goal was to get drunk, become numb. And go to sleep. Leave before they come back you told yourself. But you couldn’t bring yourself to do it.

You needed him. You needed nick.

An hour later, the boys come inside from recording, Nick headed to his room in attempt to get some rest he was to tired to even communicate. Saying goodnight to everyone, he closed his door. Zion notices the door to their backyard is slide back, his eyebrows knitting up in alert.

“Yo, did y’all close the door before we left?” Zion brashly speaks

“Yeah, why?” Brandon follows up, Zion doesn’t answer only slowly stepping towards the door.

“Did someone walk into our house again?” Brandon says nonchalantly

“And you’re calm about this because?” Edwin dryly questions him, Zion peeps his head around the corner to find you laid out on the floor in front of the pool, your hands in the water, swirling around the frigid liquid in a circle.

Zion’s face turns from suspicion to anger, all the broken glass surrounding you and that laid next to your head. he wants to ask you why you think you’re doing, but his brash attitude changes when he hears your whimpers, growing stronger and stronger. “Y/n?!” Zion yelps, seeing how you almost fell in the pool, Brandon and Edwin run outside, Zion looks back holding your wrist so you don’t fall in.

“Go get nick!!” Zion panics, Brandon nods his running back in to grab him.

“No... don’t get him” your voice coming out hoarse

“bullshit, I’m not leaving you by yourself” Zion snaps at you, cutting your sentence short, Nick comes out bending down to your height pushing the hair in front of your face behind your ear. Zion left you two to be alone. Nick looked distraught, he looked anxious.

He heart sinked when Brandon told him what was going on. His mind just went hazy, all he could think about was being by your side. “I’m sorry ...” nick didn’t say anything, he just cradled you in his arms your head on his shoulder soaking in all of cologne while your tears soaked his hoodie. Fingers digging into his fabric. His hand roaming through your hair.

“Shh, I’m right here baby... I’m right here, I got you Babygirl” nick mumbles in an attempt to calm you down. In a way it made you slowly start to sober up, you were way past gone. Having drank so much, your heart still felt empty. It didn’t do anything.

Maybe that’s why you stayed, you stayed for nick to fill that hole.Ten minutes later you guys were still in the same position. Your heart thumping against his chest. Feeling his chest rise and fall against yours. “Nick?” You speak nasally

“Yes mamas?” His voice sounding so euphoric, they were music to your ears. Nicks hand running circles on your back. You slowly blink then close them completely. You let out a giggle. “Love fucking sucks you know that?” You laughs starting to being sporadic. Your throat was slowly starting to close.

“I fucking hate him, he shattered me like I was just a pawn in his chess game, I loved that man” you pause before realizing past tense, you did love him. But for a couple of weeks now. You’ve been feeling butterflies in your core. Just a stubble touch from nick, and you felt like your heart would explode.

“Yeah, I did love him, nick?”

“Talk to me” his voice sounding disappointed

“I’m in love with you” you mumble dragging the tip of your nose against his neck. “I love you so much nick, hate that it took liquor courage and a cheating ex boyfriend me to realize that” you chuckle to yourself a little.

Nicks body tense up in surprise, your confess caught him off guard but also he felt exasperation growing inside of him he knew you had a boyfriend and it ripped him to shreds when you first told him, he loved you so much but couldn’t bear to hold you back so he told you he was happy for you. He didn’t lie he was happy, just not as ecstatic as he wanted. He wish that someone was him. The pain of what your ex boyfriend did to you just fired him up in anger. If he would’ve known he would do this he would’ve stopped you he never knew your relationship was nothing but pain. He wanted to beat him to a pulp right about now, but he needed to be civil minded and be there for you. Oh but how badly he wanted to beat his ass. “Cmon you need rest, you’re tired” Nick states, taking his hand out of your hair he kisses your temple tenderly.

“Cmon mamas, wrap your arms and legs around me” his voice honeyed on your ear, you oblige by his request, as you’re straddling him, you buck your hips against his earning a groan from him. Smirking against his skin your lips press against his skin. The goosebumps spreading throughout his body, his lower lip caught in between his teeth. He latched his fingers underneath your thighs as he walks back to his room. Closing the door with his foot he lays you down.

But you pull him down to hover over you, your fingers fondling with the hair on the nape of his neck, his eyes were dark, you couldn’t figure out what emotion he was feeling. But no only that nick wasn’t ambiguous with his feelings. He would always pass them off in the form of a joke. Pulling him down to meet your lips, the both of you move in sync the taste of alcohol and watermelon chapstick was the aura tonight, or so you thought. Delicately you slide your nails across his stomach down to the hem of his pants, your lips sticking to his neck, but nick grabs your hand.

Pulling away from his neck you look at him in bewilderment, you’re confused, does he not want you anymore? From his sudden noise earlier you figured that’s what he wanted.

“Why?” You mumble

“If I’m going to explore your body, it’ll be when you’re not thinking on liquor courage, and it’ll be when you’re not filled to brim with heartbreak, y/n you’re special, and you deserve to be treated that way, stop selling yourself short okay? You are meant to be loved, yeah you may get hurt sometimes but that’s okay, it all about of the growing process, don’t give up, your special person is closer than you think, and once you find him, treasure him, cause he’ll treasure you ten times more, you deserve love in return for how much you give, save your soul for someone worth it” Nick plants a soft kiss on your forehead, tucking you in.

“Can—can you stay with me please?” Your voice cracked halfway through

“Who said I was leaving?” Nick replies, he throws his arm around your middle, sinking his chin into the dip of your shoulder. His warmth and scent surrounding you. You soon realized that you were never in love with your ex. You now knew what true love was and how it felt.

It felt like crisp apples, fall winds, and spring rains, all the beautiful things nature provided.

Was all in him.

The next morning, you rolled over to the side of the bed you presumed to be nick, but it was just a dead space sink. Frowning your brows you stretch your arms out. Hearing the door open and close, followed by a soft sigh. “Good morning” nick speaks

“Morning” you groan, finally opening your eyes, you see a shirtless nick drinking his signature coffee style. You always judged him on how weird that was. Calling him a “different breed” you slowly sit up looking down at your clothes, you smile at the though of wearing his hoodie.

“Hey Nick?” You ponder

“What’s up love” he sits on the bed looking at you

“I know I said a lot of stuff while I was drunk, but I just wanna tell you just in case I’ll never get the chance to again, I love you nick, so much and it’s not on some rebound shit I really do love you, I have for a while, but I decided to avoid it, afraid I would lose the only person in my life that understands me more than anyone”

“I didn’t want things to get awkward and I didn’t want to be load-sum baggage to you, you have such a great life, I don’t wanna be the dark cloud covering your clear skies” you finish with a soft whimper, Nick cups you’re face with one hand,

“You really are an angel huh? Why don’t you stop carrying the world on your shoulder and let me in huh? They is nothing in this world that can turn me away from you, we were meant to be together wether it’s dating or being friends, were stuck together, everyone has baggage, so what? That doesn’t mean we should run from them, if we can help we help, and I’m always here to help as much as you let me y/n, so stop worrying about what I think”

“Cause you should already know what I think, I’m in love with you, I’ve always been, finally you noticed hm?” He teases leaning into your lips, placing the coffee mug down on the nightstand, his fingertips hook around your waist while you hook your fingers in his hair, slowly feeling yourself fall onto the bed nick hovers over you intertwining the both of y’all fingers together.

“Felt like this happened before” you giggle

“Deja vu hm?” Nick dives into your neck, sending pools in between your legs, things got heated and you didn’t regret it not one bit.

Heading downstairs the guys eyes land on you in completely worry, letting out a smile the breath they’ve been holding for a while escapes, they all come up to you and hug you.

“I was so worried” Edwin mumbles

“I’m sorry to worry you guys, but thank you for stopping me, I love you guys” you giggle, you failed to forget love came in different forms, from different people. Who cares if one person didn’t love you. Doesn’t mean you’re the bad person. Just meant you weren’t their person.

Nick comes downstairs smiling at you as you step away from the guys, “mom and dad are together?!” Zion sarcastically yells, you say nothing but hide your face in nicks chest.

“Dude you know it, she’s wearing his hoodie and everything” Brandon continues

“Y’all took to long in that room, we all know what happened” Zion smirks

Nick throws a newspaper at him hitting Zion directly in the eye, followed by him cursing out nick, nick ignores him and continues to kiss your head. Finally you look up at him, his orbs swimming in star struck, his dream finally came true. And he promise if it ever came true. He wouldn’t let you go.

“You’re beautiful” Nick expresses, moving your hair behind your ear “you make me feel beautiful” you smile

“That’s all I ever wanna do mamas” his toothy grin comes out before he plants his lips on yours.

Finally a relationship that wasn’t perfectly fake.