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OH MY GOSH THIS IS SOOOO FREAKING CUTE !!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Thank you so so much for this!!!! I love it an unreal amount!! your art style is so cute !!!!

thank you @dangangoogles​ for letting me draw ur oc,, sorry I did her kinda dirty. worst laziest coloring job of the century. ALSO to anyone reading this send me ur ocs I want to see them and maybe draw them?? (only if you want me to though)

bonus “sketch” ft. my atrocious handwriting:

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i never use this account but uhhhh if anyone has comms open, you should show me them maybe ^-^

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Hiiiii umm "If I die, I'm haunting you first" + fav pairing (either romantic or platonic) from any danganronpa game for the sentence starter ask game yay!

(Non-Despair AU)

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

The twin-tailed girl commented entirely too loudly for the crowded mall. A few nearby shoppers turned in their direction as the duo passed, one or two raising their eyebrows in confusion. They quickly turned back around when they were met with Maki’s stoniest ‘mind your own business’ glare, however. No one wanted to be on the receiving end of that.

Beside her girlfriend, the taller girl smiled and squeezed her hand. “I think the odds of us dying in a Build-A-Bear Workshop are pretty low...” Kaede said with a small grin. “But I’ll keep that in mind!”

This had not been Maki’s first choice of date, clearly. The blonde knew that she was still working on being comfortable existing in public places without hiding in the shadows. Still, they had been making progress lately! Now was the perfect time for this double date. Maki had seemed clueless when she’d mentioned Build-A-Bear in the past, and that was unacceptable in her girlfriend’s eyes. Everyone should get to go at least once! The blonde had spent a fair amount of her childhood dragging her parents to the store, she and her sister begging for one thing after another. Now, she was determined to spoil her girlfriend... whether or not Maki admitted she wanted to be or not.

The colorful letters on the store front announced that they had arrived, but it turned out to be needless! “Hey!! Kaede! Makiroll!” Kaito’s (too) loud voice boomed through the store entrance as the boy himself bounded over. He was followed sheepishly by his boyfriend, who had to grab him before he accidentally walked out of the store carrying something he hadn’t paid for. The detective shrugged helplessly at a nearby employee, who had been watching all this with her eyebrow raised, to indicate that he also didn’t know what was going on.

“You guys made it!” The astronaut cheered, pumping his fist in the air. “I totally had money on Makiroll pretending to be sick, though...” He chuckled as he slung his arm around the short brunette affectionately.

Kaede released her hand to stretch her own as she gazed around the store in wonder. It had been years since she’d been to a Build-A-Bear, which was the same for the two boys. When they’d found out that Maki has never been, the blonde had called an emergency meeting. No one should have to go this long without a furever friend. No one.

(Alright, well... techincally, Kokichi had also never been to one, either. Shuichi had wondered if they should invite their friend, but decided it probably wasn’t worth the risk of him knocking over something or declaring himself king of the store or whatever he might do. Someone else could take him later...)

“Did you guys already start?” Kaede asked the boys amicably as she wandered over to the animals waiting to be filled, steering Maki by the shoulders. Her girlfriend was wearing her typical neutral face of displeasure, but her eyes were wider than they usually where. She was impressed, Kaede (hoped) could tell.

Kaito nodded, holding up a stuffed bear that was wearing a detective’s hat. “Yep! Guess who was the inspiration!” He nudged his boyfriend playfully, who turned bright red.

“Ahhh.... Kaito... you know you didn’t h-have to—” Shuichi tried to placate, but his boyfriend would hear none of it.

“‘Course I did! He’s the coolest bear here, and he can solve mysteries! Okay...” The boy beamed. “Well, second coolest. Show them yours, Shu!”

The detective smiled bashfully as he held up his own stuffed eagle. It was wearing a space suit. “... ta-da...?”

His boyfriend nudged him again. “You have to do it with more confidence! Like this.” Kaito cleared his throat and boomed. “TA-DA!!!!!!!!!”

If the entire store hadn’t been looking at them before, everyone certainly was now. Shuichi looked like he wanted to melt into a puddle in the floor. The astronaut himself didn’t even seem to notice the attention, which was surprising. He usually loved crowds. Apparently, he was too busy adjusting the tiny hat on his new friend’s head to care about the exasperated looks from middle-aged mothers he was getting. Kaede herself giggled, but Maki had her face buried in her hands. She looked very close to snapping, although the pink flush that the blonde could see indicated that she was just embarrassed with all the eyes on them.

The pianist thought it wise to steer them away from the boys. “We’ll meet you at checkout!” She called, pressing Maki forward. The two of them wandered lazily through the store, Kaede pausing to look ever few seconds to see one she liked the best.

“Look!” Kaede held up a bear with soft brown fur and paired it with a red skirt. “It’s a Maki bear!”

Her girlfriend glared, but the color flushed back in her cheeks. Wisely, the blonde did not mention this. “We’re not doing that, right? The boys will never let me live it down.”

Kaede chuckled. “Yeah, of course not! That would be silly~!” She added both the bear and the outfit to the shopping cart with a wink. Maki flushed brighter. “I’m gonna go get it filled.”

(And if, at the end of their adventure as the four left the store, they also ended up with a cream colored cat wearing a pink dress with music notes printed on it? Well. Mind your own business.)

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and for my next trick, i’m going to project all my emotions onto a fictional character while still managing to feel nothing at all

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Is the normal sex anon joke still relevant? Do you even remember it? Is it too late to bring the name back? It's been too long.

i had a warlike flashblack from this

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Send me unpopular opinions?

I have to answer with

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

but also justify why I feel that way.

All the fandoms I blog about are accepted (actually, just about all fandoms are accepted).

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Asks in my inbox I genuinely have no context for:

And my personal favorite

Happy 2020 everyone

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i’m gonna clear my inbox because i don’t remember the context for most of them but i will post some highlights so people can experience what life running this blog has been like

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Blue!

i love you

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pity is Valid I think.

LIKE 8 PEOPLE HAVE SAID PURPLE AND I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS??? IS THIS THE THING FROM SUPERNATURAL? I HAVENT EVER SEEN THE SHOW?

(these are the two most common ones I’ve gotten for the game btw lol)

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I made it :-] enjoy

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danganronpa (derogatory)

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its okay everyone he apologised

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V3 Characters as Things I’ve Actually Had to Say on/about This Blog

Kaede: I will pay people money to stop telling me they’re going to fuck my piano. We both suffer from PTSD now.

Shuichi: *thinking about life’s latest failure* I am why we can’t have nice things...

Ouma: Lots of illegal took place when I was there. Too many to count. I would be willing to give a short TEDx talk on the issue, however.

Kaito: I was told that the last time I got drunk, I started crying and had to be consoled because of Pluto’s planetary status. This surprised no one.

Maki: I swear to god, if one more person sends me anything about the pacer test, I’m deleting this blog

Rantaro: So many people in this world have talent, which is great for them, but like... how’d they find out about it? Did they just wake up and be like “today I’m going to water ski!” and at the first lesson the instructor knighted them with their skis or some shit?

Himiko: *after the end of the game* You are underestimating my ability to be a hero. If the world needed to be saved after like... 8 P.M., that would just be it. That’s bed time. Justice can wait.

Tenko: Today my roommate told me she wished she was bi because girls were hot and she just wanted to date and I honestly didn’t know how to tell her.

Angie: My hobbies this season of art fight involve not fighting back because of the pressure and not attacking first because of anxiety. So I’m having a lovely time!

Gonta: Sometimes, strangers on here tell me that they like me. I’m not ready for that emotional responsibility, but I do hope they have a really great day!

Kiibo: I bought a waffle maker and named him George because everyone knows the first step of making waffles is being polite to the waffle overload.

Korekiyo: You’re not allowed to say that. I just cleansed this place. I had a seance and everything.

Miu: Everyone’s always asking about so-and-so’s titties. Like? Fuck if I know? I care about mine exclusively, and they are magnificent.

Tsumugi: Well, well, well... if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.

Ryoma: If any one person sends me anything about the FitnessGram Pacer test, I will murder you with nothing but a baseball bat, dental floss, and a rubber chicken.

Kirumi: My alternative occupation to college is being the exhausted friend that has to shepherd a bunch of drunk people like ducking ducklings.

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V3 Characters as Things I’ve Actually Had to Say on/about This Blog

Kaede: I will pay people money to stop telling me they’re going to fuck my piano. We both suffer from PTSD now.

Shuichi: *thinking about life’s latest failure* I am why we can’t have nice things...

Ouma: Lots of illegal things took place when I was there. Too many to count. I would be willing to give a short TEDx talk on the issue, however.

Kaito: I was told that the last time I got drunk, I started crying and had to be consoled because of Pluto’s planetary status. This surprised no one.

Maki: I swear to god, if one more person sends me anything about the pacer test, I’m deleting this blog and I’m taking the rest of you to hell with me.

Rantaro: So many people in this world have talent, which is great for them, but like... how’d they find out about it? Did they just wake up and be like “today I’m going to water ski!” and at the first lesson the instructor knighted them with their skis or some shit?

Himiko: *after the end of the game* You are underestimating my ability to be a hero. If the world needed to be saved after like... 8 P.M., that would just be it. That’s bed time. Justice can wait.

Tenko: Today my roommate told me she wished she was bi because girls were hot and she just wanted to date and I honestly didn’t know how to tell her.

Angie: My hobbies this season of art fight involve not fighting back because of the pressure and not attacking first because of anxiety. So I’m having a lovely time!

Gonta: Sometimes, strangers on here tell me that they like me. I’m not ready for that emotional responsibility, but I do hope they have a really great day!

Kiibo: I bought a waffle maker and named him George because everyone knows the first step of making waffles is being polite to the waffle overlord.

Korekiyo: You’re not allowed to say that. I just cleansed this place. I had a seance and everything.

Miu: Everyone’s always asking about so-and-so’s titties. Like? Fuck if I know? I care about mine exclusively, and they are magnificent.

Tsumugi: Well, well, well... if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.

Ryoma: If any one person sends me anything about the FitnessGram Pacer test, I will murder you with nothing but a baseball bat, dental floss, and a rubber chicken.

Kirumi: My alternative occupation to college is being the exhausted friend that has to shepherd a bunch of drunk people like fucking ducklings.