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toastful · 4 months ago

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#I did not drink piss #philosophy #aspiring writer #franz kafka #anti muppet fucking #writers against muppet fucking #olipop soda #piss in the olipop

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elfboypussy · 7 months ago

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what if your tav was a little stupid and didnt realize vampires were real. this is my vision

#my art #tav:horith #astarion #shadowheart #wyll #i dont even know how the following scene would play out when he tries to drink your blood #hes just leaning over you. and you look up and go oh shit did you trip and fall??#good thing i woke up in time to catch you #and shadowheart just starts screaming into a pillow she is so pissed off #shes just like holy shit hes trying to bite you you stupid fucker #and tav is just … HUH …#And astarion is just like. . 👉👈 Can i still drink your blood haha #comics

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mavenbeeee · 3 months ago

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I WANTED HIM TO DRINK IT AND GET CRAZY

#i wanted them all to drink it and get crazy #except ify he doesn’t deserve one anymore #genuinely why is this affecting me so much #is there something wrong with me #something i need to work through in myself or something LMAO cause this actually pissed me off so much #WHY DID HE TAKE THEM ALL #ugh ify you better have some cool moves in the finale to make up for this #never stop blowing up #d20 #dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #jacob wysocki #nsbu spoilers

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rystiel · 5 months ago

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“pissed me off seeing the doctor suddenly being interested in men and kissing one for the sake of shoving it in our faces. kissing jack was a comedic moment for shock value so it didn’t count as woke pandering.” i’m hitting you with my bare fists

#COMEDIC SHOCK VALUE????? are u insane #was jack’s kiss with rose also for comedic shock value 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔#this is an actual comment i saw btw #fucking hate doctor who ‘fans’ bruh #if you hate the show so much just don’t watch it lmfao #i know for certain this guy has never even glanced at torchwood or he might’ve just killed himself right then and there #‘they’re ruining my childhood’ brother there have BEEN gay people on this show !!!!!!!!#you’re only pissed now because you’ve fallen for the Woke Mob outlook that’s become popular recently #like did you give a shit about jack flirting with men when you were a kid???#did you give a shit about the doctor flirting with jack????? BUY ME A DRINK FIRST HELLO !!!!! 😔#ok sorry guys. moving on #doctor who #15th doctor #9th doctor #rogue doctor who #captain jack harkness #timerogue #dndoctor #doctorjack #comedic my ass bro

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ecstasydemon · 2 months ago

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the way some people talk about shane stardew valley irks me so bad

#this guy has been struggling w his mental health and alcoholism #and is in such a dark place and struggles so much #and he may lash out and be rude but only when you literally dont know him at all #'oh he goes back to drinking even after he said he'd quit!'#did you see his 14 heart event?#he switched to cola #people are like ohh his room is so messy and #you cant fix him #blah blah SHUT UPP #maybe im more sympathetic bc i see a lot of myself in him! (not trhe alcoholism part but the depression for sure!)#it also just irks me when people talk shit abt him KNOWING abt his mental health storyline! what is your problem!#is this your attitude towards anyone in your life who struggles with substance addiction and mental health????#genujnely fuck anyone who talks about shane like this IT PISSES ME OFF SO BAD #sdv

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lokh · 4 months ago

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fastest way to piss me off is to try and add something to a task im in the middle of doing because 'youre already doing it so this shouldnt be extra work tee hee' THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS

#i have planned this out. meticulously. in my fucking head #i have mentally prepared myself for every step. i have decided how much energy i need #i have Locked In. and u have just fucked everything up #this felt like a bigger issue for energy when i was depressed #but it turns out its still an issue because im Just Like That (probably autistic)#anyway. this all sounds catastrophic but this was inspired by being in the middle #of physically carrying plates and needing to rinse them #which is nothing really but my god did my temper suddenly explode. i think it was also the manner it was said #like tee hee just sneaking it in there youre already doing it so =) if i had been outright asked #before i started moving. i wouldnt have gotten so pissed off #and thinking back on it i wouldnt also have tipped off to nuclear if the extra plates #WERENT PUT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SINK WHERE THEYD BE A HUGE HINDRANCE #AND ID HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO MOVE THEM TO GET LITERALLY ANYTHING DONE #the simplest solution that absolves me of any assholery is to have said Hey.#next time tell me before i stand up instead of trying to sneak it in cos thats not cute.#unfortunately i was abruptly consumed by a haze of pissed off #tldr this all boils down to I had a plan i had allocated resources and everything was planned arnd it #and u threw a wrench in it. can u imagine what its like when bigger more substantial things #are interrupted. it involves drinking to avoid snapping at people

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darth-does-stuff · 5 months ago

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THEY GOT ANGELA FROM STARKID??????????

#(and smosh but i watch starkid)#BRO????? WHEN SHE CAME OUT I DID A DOUBLE TAKE #acc wild goddamn #thousandaires #thousandaires spoilers #this ep was actually really fun i had a good time #the musical was funny as hell especially when vic was mouthing along with the words #they WOULD be able to work at a rock climbing gym tbh good for them #dropout #prank calling brennan was funny as hell #‘have you been drinking your piss’ ‘i don’t think that was the original inquiry’

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iero · 1 month ago

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They should invent a drinking water that doesn’t make you feel like you need to go piss every 20 to 30 minutes!

#personal #All this talk online about like ‘Drink more water!’ Well damn I better be near a toilet then!#I say as plain water is what I drink like 85-90% of the time now.#My body loves me for it I’m sure but I did not sign up to go to the bathroom this much!#Sorry for being gross I guess but everyone pisses so-

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faunandfloraas · 28 days ago

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Wooo I don't have cervical or uterine cancer 👍

#i do have an averted uterus tho and maybe that might explain some of the pain #but also not really so they dont really know whats been causing it so like ya i havent taken after my aunty but also Ough #also the doc kinda pissed me off <3 you can clearly state more than once the main issue and theyll just be like Um so maybe drink more water #and it wont hurt to pee and i was like... it literally mever did hurt but thank you for not listening when i speak #and bringing up unrelated things that were never a problem for me. very good listening 👍#lol

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kinos-fortress-2 · 11 months ago

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does this even looks like a tf2 fanart anymore

#just experimenting!#i was gonna say im gonna delete this later bc i will ofc change the colouring here but just wanted to show bc i think is pretty #ONLY THIS ONE DRAWING bc is more... pretty me thinks but totally not from the way i wanted to go #but yeah little spoiler for something im doing bc i am so drunk and in love with them i cry a little bit but im fine now #i just love love #kino art #piss mauling #this looks very far away from my art style... but it reminded of my older style too... and like those 2016 shipp art if ykwim #this looks so personal im sorry i promise i will draw funny gore tf2 ugly art back again dont unfollow me bc im happy tonight is 1am buak #- i just wanna feel... happy and pretty and being in love space thats. how im feeling right now... dont drink wine guys my last words #watercolors dont go w my style i just realized that... but this looks pretty for me imo i feel kinda happy with this but is not the idea tb #ughhhh that sniperpauling playlist got me in the feels #really. this doesnt even looks like tf2 art anymore literally like. what tf2 game did yall play??#this two are basically my ocs atp #im so annoying with them ugh

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that-guy-sleepy-miles · 6 months ago

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Me when I'm emotionally unstable again

#sav rambles #girl i forget that im like #mentally ill.#actually #not for fun #my period hit and i hadn't taken my medication and I thought I'd be fine #it was not fine #and i told them to stop talking to me because i realized i was fuckin bugging #(they did not stop talking to me)#and like you know when you know you're bugging but you can't STOP bugging #so you're completely aware you're being an asshole but you're just up in your head like that??#yeah #and so i finally got them to stop talking to me #and i was like “im gonna take my meds and drink something and eat some icecream and then apologize”#because i can't apologize right then because it'll seem fake and also if they respond at all ill get PISSED.#for NO REASON #y'all understand #and they fucking LEAVE THE DISCORD SERVER #fucking DAMNIT #mental illness #mentally ill

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kaleigh-color · 10 months ago

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you are the queen of underboob

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Thank you as the title holder enjoy some Mexico photos where I thought my hair looked nice

#me #my face #selfie #ask #asked #answered #anon #I was excited my hair was glowing #they gave me free shots that matched my hair which was sooooo cute #a man also said sorry because he was in the woman’s restroom and the worker told me to just piss in the men’s #they were single stalls I didn’t care but it was so funny #I also asked if the Aztec gods would like my underboob #because I went to an old temple #they apparently did because I got so many drinks for free

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spacejammie-eimmajecaps · 3 months ago

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Fell back asleep for a while (still have a horrible headache btw) and I had the most disturbing dream that I'm going to tell you guys about in the tags

#so i was on a road trip with a bunch of people i dont even know and there were like 10 of us packed into a van #and they were so fucking loud and my head was hurting even in my dream so i was like CAN EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP #and we get to this hotel or like house place thats like a hotel #amd we go inside and i go check the fridge and there was a thick lemonade snoothie looking drink in this clear pitcher in the fridge #and i pulled it out and look inside and there was a live fucking lizard in there all covered in the smoothie stuff trying to escape #and i was like damn i should let that outside in a minute #but i went to looks for meds first bc like i said my head was hurting even in my dream #and when i come back the pitcher is empty (no lizard no smoothie stuff)#and i was like ...... did someone drink this??#and this guy was like nah that was cake batter i put in the oven #and i was like YOU FUCKING PUT IT WHERE????#so i get this sheet pan out of the oven and there is a half baked cake and in the middle was the lizard all charred and dead looking #and i was like fuck dude you killed it #but then #BUT THEN #the fucking lizard gets up and jumped out of the cake batter and starts speed running around the place like up on the walls and ceiling #and it seemed pissed as hell #like rightfully so bc someone tried to bake it into a cake but still #so i was running around trying to stay away from it bc i got the impression that it would bite whoever it got close to #and then i woke up and for a second it felt like something was crawling on me #and i had a small/brief panic as i checked the bed for any lizards (there was nothing there)#and now im awake and my head hurts even worse and my throat hurts and my body hurts and its very possible that im sick

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dailykugisaki · 1 year ago

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Day fourty-one | id in alt

Kugisaki looks so wack Everytime she's not paying attention, she's thinking of shopping, meaning a friend or a third more sinister and bad thing.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #itadori yuji #nanami kento #A LIL OF HIM BC I VANT DRAW HIM #trust before i slapped on itadori i was trying my fucking hardesy to draw him and it just wasn't fucking clicking #hes cool but i low-key think i cant draw suits #pink ass drink #idk Kugisaki made me sad earlier because i thought about how she and her grandma got into a fight before she left her own it was WILD to fi #nd that how in twitter q&a posts and the wiki #also i coulf go on forever about nobara #because gege cant fucking build up a character that has no ties to the major clans or the bug bads apparently #Kugisaki was expirienced but like ts never talked upon on what she did to learn that early #she was legit building herself from thw ground up in a group of fucking prodigies!!! she is the fucking WORLD #Kugisaki should've been expanded upon because she is like she doesn't have inherited powerful techniques #she could've been exquisite and im always pissed about it #Bucket slightly rants in the tags

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dinkywinks · 4 months ago

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i was talking to my dad about interview with the vampire earlier, and he worked in publishing in the 70s, and he was like "oh yeah, anne was a real character. i was never close with her, but she was best friends with my buddy John the gay pornographer"

and then he tells me about how John the gay pornographer once offered to get him expensive new shoes if he sent an old pair to a rich shoe fetishist he knew. exactly the kind of company you'd expect Anne Rice to keep, i guess

#apparently john also wrote like. manly action novels. which is the area my dad was working in. so thats how they knew each other #i was like '...well why did you call him John The Gay Pornographer then? why not John the Gay Action Writer?'#but then i looked him up and his author bio calls him 'the self-styled pornographer' and he wrote a book called My Life as a Pornographer #so John the Gay Pornographer seems to have basically been this guy's nickname. genuinely my hero #im reading his book Mr. Benson on the internet archive now. compelling stuff. mentions drinking piss on page 1

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enha-stars · 6 months ago

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i hate when people ask me stupid questions 😭 use your common sense bro, PLEASE.

“hey, are you using that?” as i’m using that. “are you busy?” after i’ve texted them that i am, indeed, busy. “is this yours?” as i’m holding onto it. “are you done eating?” as i’m clearly not done eating because i’m still chewing, spoon in hand, and rice on the plate.

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