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it'd be just you and me like the wild west

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In Locust City, the navigating distance between Cuno and Cunoesse would depend on their relationship, up to the point of holding hands

And then they fight to the death

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having fun with deathgenerator.com

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tonight at the gay bar i saw a woman in a frog & toad are friends t-shirt kissing a woman with a frog and toad are friends tattoo and it made me believe in love a little more

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there's lots of things to talk about in the huge dump of "CANCELLED PLANS FOR DISCO ELYSIUM 2: CUNO BOOGALOO" but i am fixated on this little diagram of a mechanic where the better the kids are getting along, the closer they will walk to each other, and at maximum, they start holding hands

the whole game was going to be based on this complicated relationship between two traumatized orphans. and then it was going to end with them fighting to the death

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I was driving earlier and I saw a car with a bumper sticker on it that said "The MILF Of Human Kindness" so, of course, I followed the car for miles and miles until I ran out of gas and it just kept driving beautifully away from me.

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if you love downloading pdfs you are likely to never use again you have GOT to get into knitting

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I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

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cupholders in the car is such a swag feature that nobody talks about. cars can usually hold upwards of four drinks

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the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

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me seeing this book cover: ah, clearly this memoir is about a lesbian's journey to identifying as a Stone Butch ! this I am interpreting from the context clues of the title and the carabiner on the cover, a lesbian dogwhistle ! what an interesting read this will be !

what this book is about: rock climbing

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i went to the beach that makes you old but nothing happened because i had someone paint a cursed portrait that ages and gets uglier instead of me but instead of an ugly old person it’s turning into an ugly baby because i’ve also got benjamin button disorder so really if anything the beach is making me younger

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This counts as vent art.

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Guy in front of me has spent the past hour creating our professor in Monster Hunter Wilds

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has the clip from that cop show where the white guy talks about undertale made it onto tumblr yet. ive been so enamored by it all day