#I did it in like 5 minutes

[kitcats-1-braincell]

Oughh….lemme just say writing hell is NOT FUN when you’re trying your write things for a game/something you wanna do………..please let me write about you cigarette man………

[hinamie]

quick itfs sketch page

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[shroomerr]

portrait study but its kenny

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Wear Headphones :]

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Mmh- I... Oh wow. Ahgh! Mmph! I'm gonna GET SILLY. ALL OVER.

Ah-ghg. *exhale* Fuh-fuck. Heh-heh... I got too silly.

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*coughs* this was actually going to be a comic but I Don't Have Time For All That. So if you want to see the incomprehensible version its below *coughs*

And heres v1 staring at fuckin nothin if you want it for some reason??

Since this is a lot of clips here is the audio source dumping ground (not in order)

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[sharkycal]

Local kingpin tries to speed run Minecraft, has no idea what he’s doing

[umblrspectrum]

i think the idea of v finding uzis last name hilarious is a really funny one

[qyuubu]

mr. crawling human au

as monster!mc is getting hunted down by the police and paranormal enthusiasts after her recent murder, she tries finding a hiding place to rest for the rest of the day, before she can safely return to the abandoned apartments. she admits, this murder was pretty damn reckless. but she was mad, okay?

as she was taking a breather by a quiet hospital, she hears the grass rustling.

weirdly enough, it didn’t sound like footsteps.

she turns around to find a curious long-haired boy on a wheelchair. mr. crawling asks her if she’s come by to visit anyone in the hospital. the mc says no and admits she’s only here to rest. he smiles and asks to hang out with her. he doesn’t mind her bloody crowbar or her red, scarred skin. he even thinks it’s cute! he’s really happy someone else finally came to this hospital.

he’s been confined for as long as he could remember. he could technically leave, but he didn’t have a family to go back to. he does have friends, though, like the hospital’s research assistant, mr. silvair, and mr. chopped, who is also confined, but cannot leave without assistance.

he begs the mc to be allowed to accompany her to wherever she plans on going, as he says he’s explored every part of this little corner of town so he can guide her in case she stumbles into unfamiliar territory. he can only go so far on his wheelchair, but he makes the most out of it.

the mc realizes she CANNOT go back because this KID is gonna follow her to her hideout, the place where she dumps her dead bodies, mind you. so she lets mr. crawling tour her around the hospital and his town (at least, the part he knows) to distract him for a bit. she can’t kill him now, not when she’s actively wanted.

he gets attached, quickly. he’s never had a friend outside the hospital before. the mc gets attached too. she tries learning his language, and he tries to learn hers. for the first time in her life, she didn’t want to hurt this human.

eventually, the police do stumble upon the hospital. they charge in, searching for the wanted serial killer/ghost/monster or whatever she is. the mc decides to leave for mr. crawling’s safety, but he musters up all the strength in his legs to stand up and push her to sit on the wheelchair. he protects her from the police by acting as her caretaker while she acts like the hospital patient.

he doesn’t care what she did. he doesn’t even bat an eye at the accusations the police throw at her. all that matters is that she stays with him. for as long as she wants to, of course. and that she does.

[jadecantcreate]

i wanted to write a quick 3-chapter fic for day 4 of loa shiptober (how they met i think) and i (a fool) was like. yeah. i could totally write 3 chapters in a few hours. i was wrong. SO wrong. haven’t even finished kremy’s (the first one).

so instead have a maybe-past-kremy design that im conflicted about compared to his current design, as a peace offering

[scificrows]

“I was having an emotion, and I hate that. I’d rather have nice safe emotions about shows on the entertainment media; having them about things real-life humans said and did just led to stupid decisions.” ― Martha Wells, Exit Strategy

Title sequence designs inspired by the real-life shows Martha Wells based Murderbot's favorite shows on.

[ratwithhands]

Read Right to Left (Manga Format)

I have returned to watching demon slayer after a year and it came up while I was having a serious late night talk with my big sister. I was talking about the relationship between Michikatsu/Kokushibo and Yoriichi and it turns out we both see each other in Yoriichi's shoes and ourselves in Michikatsu's place. Definitely surprising, but really relieving to know that we both worry too much and we are not so far apart in skill as we believe.

This is technically the first piece of fanart I've ever made for the characters in Demon Slayer, I have made OCs before but I never drew an actual character from the story. For context this is mostly just a fun "what if" scenario with them meeting in the afterlife. I like to think Yoriichi's love would reawaken Michikatsu's humanity.

[mikaorangeart]

dorohedoodles

[faunandfloraas]

© sminiverse_

[cookiepie111]

Inspired by @yeyinde got me thinking about regency era simon . I blacked out and wrote this. Simon x black reader. Not proofread

That questionable man that follows Mr price everywhere, the one that spoke 3 times in house when Mr. Price and his wife were away, managed to somehow disgust all the maids and servant men.

It seems you got the short end of the stick. You're the one he needs something. A drink, finding a room, a cut arm.

He's Got you cornered at the edge of the servants kitchen, presenting a bleeding hand. The servants dont make it past the door when they see his back, opting to leave him and the poor you pressed up against him.

The man's cut all over from things worse than severing knife, he'd be fine, just wrap some cloth around it. But that's no good he wouldn't have your soft hands pressing down a little too hard on the wound, wouldn't get to sit so close to you taking in all the shades of brown in your face and the smell the sweet orange perfume Mrs price gave you. He thanks you with a kiss to neck, something you told him to stop too many times before.

He's safe, it's John's maid he's messing him, if ghost asks, john will present you so nicely to him and even pay for the wedding. Only he's wrong, your Mrs. Price maid so when you cry to her about the nasty man who won't leave you alone, she's wringing John's ear out.

"Tell your dog to keep his grubby hands off my maid!"

"come on now he just being nice."

[stubz]

>Hello this is Max speaking from the youngling centre

<Ah yes, I'd like to enroll my child for this upcoming year

>Alright how old is your child?

<They just turned 3. Her name is Cyllia

>And how many days a week will she-Amea do not claw Xw, I told you they have 2 more minutes! Sorry, how many days will she we be attending and how long?

<Oh uh no worries, we're thinking 3 days a week for the mornings until the afternoon

>do you know yet what days that will be?

<No not yet.

>Alright no worries, now we'll need her medical information if she has any allergies or conditions. You can send that over with the payment-Amea! What did I say? ...that's right, and if I catch you doing that again I'm moving you. Kim can you...thanks!

<Ha...busy day?

>You have no idea...now the average payment is about $4000 for the year. We accept written statements and electronic transfers. Both would be made out to Youngling Centre

<Okay, I have a few questions about your centre

>Of course, ask away

<So do I need to pack a lunch for her?

>We provide lunch every Wednesday and Friday, all other days you need to give her lunch. And we make sure to keep all meals safe for all species

>Great! My next question is-

<Amea! Kim are you okay?! ...Amea we do not claw the teachers! Now apologize and come sit over here....now Amea...good. Sorry about that

>...yeah yeah no worries. I'll uh actually just email my questions to you later, is that better?

<Yes actually thank you so much-*hiss*-do not hiss at me young lady...oh really? *hiss!* ...yeah, not so fun is it?

>...Amea?

<Yeah...she's a handful...

>...and she's...?

<Human.

>...I'm sorry?

<She's human...just turned 4...I'm also human by the way...oh shoot we're not supposed to hiss back at human children...right that's with other kids...

>She's the one who's been hissing and clawing??

<Very much so...is that all?

>...uh yes...have a...nice day *click*

"...I don't think they're coming to the centre." he mutters looking at the phone

"I told you to take the call outside, the weird human shenanigans spook potential money away!" calls Kim applying a band-aid to herself and Xw. Both having been clawed by Amea who sits grumpily on the stool next to Max.

[kingbeeleth]

i miss video games