#I couldn’t breathe
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Never Stop Blowing Up is my favorite d20 series ever, nothing could ever top the pure delirium I felt watching Episode Four
#truly I was in tears#I couldn’t breathe#i might have gotten noise complaints#somnas.rambles#never stop blowing up#nsbu#d20 never stop blowing up#d20 nsbu#dimension 20#bleem#I’m dead Brennan this season is perfect#izzy roland#ify nwadiwe#alex song xia#ally beardsley#rekha shankar#jacob wysocki#brennan lee mulligan#I LOVE IZZY AND HER CHARACTER CHOICES#I actually had to pause multiple times because I was laughing so hard
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felt totally gagged when he walked into the room this morning
#his biceps and sheer muscular build sent my body into a panic#I couldn’t breathe#SO HOT#ahem#❤️#U#personal#teacher crush#teacher crush community#tc community#tc#tcc#tc post#tcc post#teacher attachment#teacher love#tc love#tc feelings#tc thoughts#tc moments#tc ramblings
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Oh the urge to die of embarrassment is soooo strong. I apologize in advance for the poor quality of my voice
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how do i express my love for jungkook with words like that’s impossible like are u joking
#SEVENNNWNQKSHSJWJS#I COULDN’T BREathe#now i’m finally somewhat ok to function#HAN SOHEE WAS SOOOOO GORG#jungkook.#just jungkook.#the mv was so jungkook :(#EEEEEE#he looks so good in gma OML#WE ARE GETTING FED#did we all see the dance too?!?!#JUNGKOOK CAME SUCH A LONG WAY#AAAAAA ;-;#love love love love love
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i just had the most violent coughing fit oh my god i almost died wtf
#bruh you would have thought someone tried to kill me#i couldn’t breathe#a corner of my throat was dry#everything hurts#lyriumsings txt#here i was thinking i felt better god humbled me so quick#my eyes were so red
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watching a Itaewon Crush docu video and just watching that crowd…I went to a chappell roan themed night at the club a few weeks ago and the ppl obviously didn’t mandate the limit of attendees at all I SWEAR I’ve never been so sure I was gonna pass out and die ?? it was insanely packed and just for those few minutes I was freaking out, I can’t imagine what these ppl in Itaewon were feeling 😭😭😭
#it was like a Sabrina carpenter vs chappell roan night#the amount of gays there 😵💫#ASTRONOMICAL#I couldn’t breathe#pers
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I’m fucking sick to my stomach we were playing the for the girls card game or whatever and my best friend got the 5 minute standup routine dare and 2 and a half minutes in she started talking about MY EX BEST FRIEND FOR HER BIT “so my friend varunika used to have this best friend *****” BRUH
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Through the fog ⛅️☁️
[2022]
#zelda#botw#breath of the wild#zelda breath of the wild#zelda botw#botw link#link#legend of zelda#zelda fanart#botw fanart#daeyumi art#i was & still am very proud of this piece#also in case it’s not apparent by now teal is my favorite color i like using it too much in my art it is a delicious color i want to eat it#looking back at this piece makes me miss the botw shrines why couldn’t they have just stayed in the landscape in totk
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Agatha left this on Wanda’s nightstand…
#I am too far gone…#Wanda was speechless#she couldn’t breathe#and neither can I#I love this portrait way too much#agatha harkness#wagatha#harkximoff#my art#agatha all along#harximoff
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King Rhoam every time he and Zelda talk
#Couldn’t find a png of his crown so I made it myself and it turned out pretty good!#The legend of Zelda#legend of Zelda#tears of the kingdom#Zelda#tloz#loz#totk#tloz totk#loz totk#breath of the wild#botw#loz botw#tloz botw#Zelda botw#Zelda totk#incorrect Zelda quotes#Princess Zelda#botw Zelda#totk Zelda#aoc Zelda#Age of Calamity#hw aoc#hyrule warriors age of Calamity#loz aoc#tloz aoc#King Rhoam#Rhoam bosphoramus Hyrule#anti King Rhoam#fuck King Rhoam all my homies hate King Rhoam
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So I was a TA for a figure drawing class and this last semester for little baby freshman. Overall my section students were really sweet and responsive to feedback. But my professor told me something about another section on the last day that had me about to pass out from laughing.
See, this is the first time some of these folks have seen a nude model. Even for me, having seen naked people previously, I still had an, “oh! That’s a penis!” moment during my first session in person. (For covid reasons my first semester was models in swimwear over Teams). It’s just one of those things you get over though. Since you need to draw it genitalia just becomes skin, it’s not any different to render than a shoulder or a calf.
But apparently.
There’s a crop of new students that are so shy of the genitalia that they’re submitting full body figure drawings with a blank triangle where the junk should be.
I asked, “is it X male model? Cause he wears a Speedo sometimes to pose…”
But she said no. She said there’s one student who is SO shy she refuses to draw buttcracks. The professor was flummoxed. She’d write on homework “needs gluteal fold for clarity” but this student is just adamant.
The professor went on to say, “They should at least be making them like a Ken doll! Even Ken has a bulge, these students aren’t even capturing the form of a bulge!”
#figure drawing#art school#funny#ramblies#I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard#she was so indignant#art prof
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high school joui 4 shenanigans
#deep breaths takasugi#the worst friend group you will ever know#only ones who can somehow tolerate each other#gintoki’s one worst quality is that he cannot shut the fuck up#i couldn’t stop thinking of them after watching daily lives of highschool boys and they’d get up to so much dumb shit actually#can you tell i kind of miss my high school days#i sound so old when i say that wtf im 19#painting has been a lot of fun lately i will not lie#but also college starts like. day after tomorrow im so cooked#GINTAMA OBSESSION PLEASE GET ME THROUGH ANOTHER TERM 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽#i might draw some ginhiji stuff to accompany this later bc of course i will#i am nothing if not predictable to my audience#anyways#sakata gintoki#katsura kotarou#sakamoto tatsuma#takasugi shinsuke#joui 4#gintama#ok bye
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I think we Khan do it if we try (dp x dc)
Danny’s well-deserved Sunday of rest was interrupted by the sound of their doorbell ringing throughout the house. With barely a mumble, Danny cracked an eye open, observed it was much too early to be awake, and burrowed back in the covers.
He was brutally ripped away from sleep once again when the stupid doorbell rang again. With a groan, Danny rolled to the side as his brain slowly started to churn again. And with it, he slowly remembered that both Jazz and their parents had said they’d be out for the morning, which meant he was the only one home.
The doorbell rang for the third time, and Danny gave up the idea of out-stubborning whoever was at the front door. Through much effort, he managed to drag himself to the front door, and slam the door open on two older teenager/young adults, with one of them his hand raised and poised to ring a fourth time, and the other holding onto the guy’s wrist. Both of them, their eyes wide in surprise.
“Who’s it?” Danny yawned out as he leaned against the doorframe.
“Is this the residence of Madeleine Walker?” One of the guys asked, while looking suspiciously around as if he wasn’t expecting a positive answer.
“Yeah. Who’re you,” Danny mumbled, as he fought to keep his eyes open.
“I’m Bruce and I want to learn all that I can from Master Walker,” The other guy, with the darker hair said.
“Doctor,” Danny corrected as he rubbed at his eyes, his brain feeling like it was working through molasses. “And it’s Fenton.”
The lighter haired guy took over smoothly with a smirk towards the other guy, who’s jaw tightened in a way that couldn’t have been comfortable. “Anton,” he introduced himself, “I’ve come to seek Dr. Fenton’s guidance as I have done with masters of the craft from all over the world.”
Danny squinted as he struggled to make sense of the string of words coming out of the guy’s mouth. “What, so you guys are, like, exchange students?”
The lighter-haired guy opened his mouth, only to be elbowed in the gut by the darker-haired dude, but Danny was too busy trying to remember if there had been any talk of an exchange student recently. He knew his parents had considered it and even applied, but the house hadn’t passed muster for the committee’s criteria, which fair enough. Maybe they’d reconsidered? Danny sighed. Whatever, it was too early for this.
“Alright,” the halfa said. The room his parents had set up was still ready and they had applied. It wouldn’t be too surprising if his parents had forgotten to inform Jazz and him of the newcomers, or just forgotten about them altogether. “Alright come in.”
“And don’t forget to take off your shoes,” Danny added as he led them into the house, “mom hates when we walk on the carpets with them on.”
With his back to the two man, Danny missed the alarmed look they gave each other. “Mom?” He could hear one of them whisper to themself.
Weeks later, Danny would come to regret that decision with every fiber of his being.
“Mo-om, the exchange students are fighting again!”
“Leave them be, Jazz,”
“But mom, they’re blocking the way to the bathroom!”
Danny clenched his eyes shut as he tried to stuff his ears harder.
Still better than the time he’d caught them both half-naked and wrestling on their front lawn like a couple of insane people.
#Khan: maybe this suburban decor is meant to be a decoy?#Bruce watching Jack bumble around knocking every single beaker to the floor: genius.#Khan under his breath: why can’t they just live in a cave like all the rest of the martial artists we’ve met#Bruce: Omg Khan you can’t just ask someone why they don’t live in a cave!!#I read Batman: Ghost Stories so this is very loosely inspired by that mostly through the flashbacks#basically Ghostmaker/Minhkhoa Khan and Batman/Bruce would compete for teachers while doing the training to be a vigilante thing#and so I figured why couldn’t Maddie Fenton be one of their teacher.#This is crackish#Also first time writing ghostmaker#sorry if it’s wonky#ghostmaker#minhkhoa khan#bruce wayne#danny fenton#dc x dp#dp x dc#roxpox#roxpoxwrote#ngl the title makes me crack up I think I need to sleep more#bisexual character
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Attention Western LMK fans: This is a public service announcement
when someone says “immortal” in the context of Chinese mythology they do NOT mean “can’t die”. They mean “can live forever”
Think of a mortals lifespan as a candle and an immortals lifespan as an infinitely long candle. The immortal candle can burn forever but it someone blows it out it still goes out. Now some immortal candles are inside a building so they don’t get hit by wind or rain and others are on a patio protected only from rain. It’s different depending on how powerful they are and how many immortalities are stacked
Sun Wukong is an infinitely long trick birthday candle that can blow out in theory but no one’s been strong enough to test that theory
hope this helps clear things up
#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk sun wukong#jttw#sun wukong#chinese mythology#immortality#ive read to many fics where they say something like “macaque couldn’t have died because he was immortal”#And I just have to take a deep breath and keep reading#I am also from America I just got a Chinese mythology hyperfixation
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don't mind me just thinking about the intimacy of someone repairing/inspecting someone else's android parts and mechanisms,,,
How did you read the post-destruction fic I’ve been working on before I even put the words from my brain on the page
#THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING#THIS IS WHAT IM ALWAYS SAYING’\#I’M ALWAYS SAYING THIS#ask#dbhc#dbhc ask#Well okay to be honest most of the fic is angst and tension bc Xisuma’s like racing the clock to keep a SECOND Android from shutting down#doc and his missing arm are RIGHT there#but no there’s definitely a certain vibe of like. lol what if we were in the lab together and the air was thick with angst and tension but#I was all up in your face trying to fix the hole in your shoulder and I couldn’t breathe#what then#if I keep speaking I’m in trouble I think
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