#I could Google it

[yki-dolls]

Showing off his BABY

Pixel art Commissions

[lynaferns]

Do you also have those weird moments where you're calm, absolutely doing nothing and randomly your heart rate starts to accelerate a bit and breathing and moving becomes harder to do?

Like feeling tired and tense at the same time all of a sudden.

[clumsy-words-again]

*arthur weasley voice* what exactly is the function of a birth certificate

[rhysnolastname]

¿Cómo se dice claveles? En inglés

[mildlylesbian]

Every single time I see that naruto character Etho based his skin off of I ignore the fact it's not Etho. Sorry Naruto man, you're now minecraft man.

[fithragaer]

When was the last major assassination in US politics anyway

[solitarelee]

Me trying to figure out tf bread cheese is from a post abt chili

[spitblaze]

I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

[lunnule]

so i am suddenly fascinated by the thought that this phrase 'vive les lesbiennes' translates to 'long live (the) lesbians'. but if you want to get technical about it, that phrase in french literally means 'lesbians live" without the life specified as being long. the length of life is implicit (kinda maybe?) but that's not important. it's about the joy, the vitality, the celebration. live, lesbians live!

graffiti at a little overhang in Germany full of notes and names in different languages <33 I love gay people

[foxsoulart]

Aaah

I finally realized that bayverse turtles means the 2014/16 movies

Why did this take me so long to get?!

Can someone explain why it's called bayverse tho?

[callisteios]

Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!

[bonkwrites]

OBSESSED with the whole american x 141 man combo. smut ahead!

Not necessarily giving up your identity when you move out of the US, just wanting to explore different cultures and see new things. Then you meet one of the boys, maybe it’s Kyle or Johnny, and they introduce you to your actual, literal husband within a week of knowing you. And Simon Riley isn’t a bad guy, they tell you, just a little rough around the edges. And you’re young, in a new country, you flew on a plane for the first time to get here and it didn’t go down so you feel invincible– and you fuck Simon Riley. 

The mask isn’t even in the equation, he won’t wear it when he’s not on a mission or on base, and he’s got a scar on his cheek that’s textured when you grab his face and kiss him. He tastes like bourbon. You taste like vodka and lime. He lays you down on your hotel mattress and spreads your legs and calls you love while he’s fucking you. 

“Fuck, lovie, like that. Take it like that.” you thought maybe the accent would make it too funny to be sexy but there might be something to be said about pavlov’s dog and the bell here…. 

He’s so big and so on top of you and he’s pushing your legs to your chest to pin you underneath him while he fucks you. You feel sorry for the other people on the floor the next morning but in moment all you can think is Simon, Simon, Simon and all you can do is beg him don’t stop, don’t stop, don’t stop– 

You’re so happy you got your IUD before you started traveling. 

Simon says sometimes he thinks he did it in the wrong order. You fucked and then he took you out to dinner. You tell him sometimes you wish he would have let you ride him that night. He remedies your wishes immediately, all the time. 

Did you know there’s only one Taco Bell in all of England? You crave chalupa’s so intensely that you once rode a train for an hour and a bus for three just to have the worst Taco Bell of your life. Did you know that almost 50% of Americans own a gun or are proficient with one? Color 141 the most surprised they’ve ever been when you go to a gun range while they’re stationed in Texas and Simon tries to teach you gun safety but you correct him the entire time. 

“I used to go hunting with my dad, Si, I know this.” and then you have decently good grouping that’s just a little to the left and Johnny tries to show you how it’s really done and– misses entirely. 

“Is that how it’s done, Johnny?” you taunt, smiling so cheekily that Simon can’t keep his own smile off his face. 

“Listen up, bonnie, I’ve done more training-” 

“Doesn’t seem like it to me.” you mumble. Simon swear he can see the steam coming out of Johnny’s ears. 

“Lass, so help me God, if you don’t-” 

“Poor baby, Johnny,” you frown, still taunting him, your hips sway as you walk up to him and take his face into your hands, “Did you get beat in a shooting contest by a civvie? Will you live to see another day?”  You shake his head in your hands and Johnny goes red for a completely different reason than his pride and anger. Johnny’s hands twitch, Simon can see him reaching for your sides as you release his face and step away from him. Soon, Simon wants to tell him, she’s going to tell you soon.

[pisscreant]

had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited

after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"

he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options

then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."

[supercom-pute-r]

I have never in my whole life watched or read anything related to the hunger games (except, maybe, watching a shit ton of photos of blond josh bc god he is beautiful), but i can't get out of my head that song that people use in the videos where they talk about the latest movie (i think it part of the soundtrack??) Bc it's truly one of the most beautiful song i have ever heard in my whole life, it makes me want to cry

[howdidigetsowrong]

are puma shoes and puma gas stations the same brand or what

[keepingupwiththeboltons]

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