#I cant spell that word

[shady-ratt]

Putting this on the wall of shame

[c3s6]

konk!

konks!

[bamsara]

The Rehabilitation of Death

Chapter 17: Drunken Gods

On this day, The Lamb declares a holy day. For a wedding, for a feast, and for a festival to celebrate the grand harvest.

Despite his initial reservations (and after a particularly horrid nightmare) Narinder decides to attend, if just to please the Lamb well enough that they'd leave him well enough alone after. That's the only reason, surely.

With followers intoxicated, the cult becomes a ground of wild party, and Gods are not immune to the temptation of overindulgence.

There's music, fighting, flirting, more fighting. There are shenanigans all evening; including but not limited to: uncomfortable socialization, reminiscing on one's past, impulsive decisions of the close-proximity sort, hide-and-seek games, and sparring with drunken, uncontrollable bloodlust that may or may not lead to a near-mental snap with eldritch power when you remember something you weren't supposed to.

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[stealingpotatoes]

I saw this on twitter and the idea of this happening sounds absolutely hilarious. Like Han, Ventress and Merrin just direct Thrawn to a DMV and make him coming to dathomir absolute hell (I also accidentally sent this ask to someone else 😅)

LMAO???? i take back everything I've ever said about legends, this is everything to me. nothing but respect for MY king of dathomir send that gay blueberry to parking ticket superhell

[electricalhuzzah]

probably the aftermath of this. no transcript because bold of you to assume my ass can even read all that.

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stanford pines can you have a normal fucking love language please. instead of making your muse pose like a pinned dead moth and making half-assed observations before going full loser in the invisible ink. because that’s not a fucking love language man

if youre intrigued but you have no idea what all this shits about here’s the fuckass fic promo .

[yourlocalderp]

@acethehorseishere your fucking mm! ace is rotting my brain im gonna call you a slur

he's such a whore he should've STAYED DEAD!!!!!! /j

[deoidesign]

Someone killed my boss last night and he sent me this I'm so fired

god I can't wait to make this comic.

[sodiumsorbae]

people who say that life without love isn't worth living haven't experienced setting things on fire

[im-not-just-one]

So I have the flu for the first time in my life and while falling asleep, I had a dream about Caitlyn Kiramman as a crow. She wouldn't show Vi her avion titties and then flew out a window. She flew beak first into someone's eye. This fever dream ended with tress sticking their tongues put at the sun and singing about the healing power of nature.

[cisthoughtcrime]

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[bitchfitch]

I go long stretches of time without using my first name or really thinking about it, because I hate it and regret only changing my middle name when I transitioned . and one thing I Keep forgetting about it until it comes up again is the fact that 90% of people do not know how to pronounce it when they're just looking at the spelling. Not a single letter is pronounced the way you would think it should be. not a one. and that's like. Its embarrassing you know? I don't expect people to magically look at a jumble of random letters and grok it. so it's just an inconvenience for everyone.

And when they do take a shot at pronouncing it, really give it their best effort. It's penis.

[saym0-0]

im so normal

[heph]

do you think gale shadowheart and wyll would share smut recommendations with each other? based off that one party banter of wyll and shadowheart sharing lines from a smut novel they read

Yes! I have thoughts about this!

I think Astarion mostly reads non-fiction, books that inform him about the world around him, books about certain types of magic and bits of history. He reads a lot of it, but doesn't remember most of it. I think he reads mostly to forget his miserable existence back in Cazador's Palace.

Wyll and Shadowheart I think love their romance novels, spicy or otherwise. From fictitious Bawdry to fluff friends to lovers ^_^

My boy Gale stays flexy and likes both types! So he can have a book club w the romance girlies talking about the intricacies of the romantic novel of the week as well as a private one with Astarion to discuss stuff like history, where Astarion just listens to Gale info dump and occasionally asks questions or adds on tidbits to keep the conversation going

[captainjade101]

Tokoyami: my ribs still ache from laughing at divorce rates

[the-fandom-finder]

Do you guys think David Tennant and Michael Sheen are going to talk about what is happpening? I think it is not too importent at this time because its like if your boss got allegation and you are just a worker. Maybe they are waiting for a responce and depending on what happens they will quit or ask for him to be removed because working with creeps is not a good look. I also know they don't use socials but this is a big deal. But being famous is about looking good at least most of the time and you would hope they would not want to work with someone likw that if the allegation are 100% true. What matters most is not hurting the people who he hurt but I am just seeing how this all plays out it the end.