#I cannot stop

[raplinenthusiasts]

he's The Moment™️

[orkazh-arts]

"Why are you awake ?

- Because some bellend decided to call me at 3am to talk turkey."

[hellishchrissy]

corroded coffin + whatever the fuck this is pt 2

[sallymew4]

my “teru stimming with his hair” collection

[saetoshis]

[‹ FILTHY LOVE! ›] JING YUAN

[‹ SUMMARY ›] as time comes to pass, you start to realize the general you’re so fond of is a much less morally upstanding man when he’s in bed!

[‹ MATURE CONTENT WARNINGS ›]

fem!reader, filthy filthy sex, pervy!jing yuan, cunnilingus, a little bit of fingering, teasing / begging, sir kink, lots of praise [smart girl, good girl, pretty thing], a little dumbification, mentions of overstimulation, creampie, minors + ageless dni!

you never would’ve guessed this.

you never would’ve guessed that such an imperious, upstanding, highly respectable general would be doing what he’s doing to you right now.

you look down to find white wisps of hair fluttering against your stomach with his nose rubbing against your clit, all while his tongue is buried deep enough inside of you to pull noises out of your chest that you didn’t even know you could make.

"f-fuck... jin-" broken mutters of curses and his name fall out of your mouth in succession with his every miniscule movement. his hands feel hot on your skin as he drags his palms down your hips to wrap your thighs around his head, little groans leaving his lips right up against your cunt. you breathlessly pant out, "satisfied enough yet?"

"mm-" jing yuan hums out in almost a rasped growl as he nuzzles his nose against your clit and delves his tongue a little deeper between your walls, just to test his - and your limits. his fingers dig into your thighs a little harder when he passionately grunts out, "never. not in a million years..."

jing yuan trades his tongue for his fingers as he curls them right against the spot he knows makes you lose your mind, his mouth trailing kisses up your torso before finding its way to your neck. he's so smooth and fluent with every motion, as if he knows exactly what drives you crazy.

"j-just put it in, already... can't wait anymore," you mutter out in a pitifully whiny tone, your hips grinding up against his hand and he just can't help but smirk as he appreciates how needy you are for him. he's got you wrapped around his finger, he knows that much.

"good, polite girls add a 'please' at the end, don't they?" jing yuan wants to drag this out for as long as possible, if only just to see the little tears brimming in your eyes as you beg and plead for what you want. he's giving you a pearled smirk and a little glare of amusement, and you know what he wants to hear.

"p-please, sir. please, general..." your voice comes out like a breathy whisper as you shudder in anticipation on the sheets beneath him, desperation creeping up in your body second by second. you graze your hand against his cheek with a honey-sweet, "w-want you..."

"oh, smart girl... knew you could do it," jing yuan almost purrs out the words as he kisses you, exchanging heavy breaths as he slips the head of his cock between your walls. the sensation makes the two of you gasp, inhaling each other's air in tandem with your tingling nerves. "yeah, there it is... feels good, doesn't it?"

"mhm, mhm," you hum out and nod fervently, the euphoria that you were chasing finally spreading through your body like an instant flame. you feel him filling you up more and more, and you shudder when the head of his cock hits that sensitive patch in your walls. "ah- mm..."

"right there, hm? is this where you want me to fuck? right here?" jing yuan's finger grazes against your abdomen, right where the tip of his cock is pressing up into you. he lets out a little sneer when you nod and mumble in response, his hips rutting into you at a slow, calculated pace. "oh, you're so pretty just like this..."

"little... faster, please?" you ask him with glimmers of lust in your eyes and the sweetest pleading expression on your face, and he just can't possibly say no to you now. he's teased you enough already...

"way to ask like a good girl," jing yuan praises you between a little smirk, hands wrapping under your back and caressing your torso as he fucks into you quickly enough to make your head crane back. you let out a slew of incomprehensible moans, and his pride burgeons in his chest each time you let out a little sound in time with his thrusts. he lets out a little tease, "so polite for me, aren't you?"

"m-mhm, your polite girl," you mumble and parrot back, your eyes filled with nothing but desire as you watch him with low eyelids. each heavy rut of his hips prompts a jolt of bliss to shock up your spine, and you become simply absorbed in his touch - almost intoxicated.

"does my smart girl need a reward? hm?" jing yuan teases as he flits his tongue over his lips, his eyebrows starting to tense up from the pleasure wracking his body. every little sound you let out, every time you tighten up around his cock from the praise he gives you - he absorbs the memory of it all, locking it away for safekeeping. this is exactly how he wants you... all the time, just like this.

"y-yeah, reward..." you mumble and hum happily as you start to lose your mind in pleasure, hips grinding back into him and nudging his cock even deeper inside of your cunt. bliss heats up like a pool inside your chest, just waiting for one more rough snap of his hips for it to burst. "c-close, m' close..."

"that so, pretty thing?" jing yuan is enraptured by how your eyes roll back in your head, your frame starting to shake beneath him as that euphoria starts to climb up, and up, and up in your body. he knows you're just one more second away, one more press of his cock against your walls away from letting go. with a wide smirk and a tightened grip on your thighs, he rasps out, "then, show me..."

his tone is enough to send you reeling over the edge, pleasure washing over you in hot bursts and tingles as you shudder and whimper out little mewls of his name followed by a slew of pleads. every heavy rut of his hips makes you shake harder, legs keening together in overstimulation.

"mm- there you go, just like that... think you need another reward, too?" jing yuan murmurs as he grunts and pants a little more raggedly, his grip on your thighs tightening as he spreads them apart again. his eyebrows furrow as his mouth hangs open, his movements getting a little sloppy and desperate now.

"mhm..." you hum and nod in need, intense passion and lust shimmering in your eyes as you hold him even closer up against your chest. he chuckles between groans as he dips his head to the side, pressing messy kisses and flicks of his tongue against the curve of neck.

"since you've been so good..." jing yuan rasps the words right up against your ear, breathy moans and quickened grunts tumbling from his mouth as he fucks into you faster to chase his own high. the feeling burgeons in his cock before it twitches between your walls, his abdomen shuddering with every pulsing tingle as he shoots out ribbons of white inside of you. "hah- oh, shit..."

the two of you pant heavily as you stay connected for a little, breathing each other's air and holding on tight. shallow breaths fade into chuckles of pleasure as you slowly ride out the euphoria, a giddy smile on your face as you look at him.

"was that satisfactory, general?" you tease him, brushing a lock of hair out of his eyes with a little pleased look in your eyes.

jing yuan smirks back, leaving a soft kiss on your lips before he mumbles, "mm, not quite. i think i'll need some more data before i can come to a proper conclusion..."

2023 SAETOSHIS. do not repost, copy, or translate.

[an-albino-pinetree]

I’m not sure how silly he is, or if he talks all that much-

But here’s him being mean and silly-

@sm-baby

[johnslittlespoon]

MOTA FINALE SPOILERS

posting this scene in full here because i think it's necessary and i'm not sure how any of us are ever going to recover. i feel insane

[kindercelery]

Call me a TLC star ‘cuz I have a strange addiction

[einschlunz]

MWAH!

[braverytattoos]

Another Larry hug gif

[dhmis-autism]

dear god i have drawn that fucking duck in a dress so many TIMES

[supervisormeero]

Syril Karn and Dedra Meero + text posts

[flownwrong]

[vezinas]

in honor of swaymark night 🥸

click for full image!

[whimsicalwhespir]

Podcast First Impressions

(Spoilers for first episodes)

The Magnus Archives: There’s a middle aged totally not gay man who keeps criticizing others while narrating a weirdly obscure spooky story in a strange paranormal archive

Wolf 359: This unprofessional sounding smoker is somehow in near deep space with these three other lunatics (affectionate) and also staged a toothpaste revolution

Malevolent: You are blind. You have no memories of why you are here or who you are. Trust me, I’m the not-demon who’s stuck in your head after you read this weird book that you don’t know how you found. Also you shot your best friend and business partner dead mere minutes ago and somebody is currently knocking at the door.

[sonofarathorn]

Reasons why I love this song and think it’s the perfect opener for the movie/soundtrack:

- The haunting nature of it. The way it starts low and uneasily and builds to something loud and frantic. There’s tension from the very first note, and it just keeps getting tighter and tighter. Ratcheting up until that frenzied release at the end.

- The Riddler theme looming in the background the entire time, becoming more and more apparent as the song goes on. It’s so innocuous at first, but by the end you can’t ignore it.

- The obsessive pattern of the Batman motif (dun-dun-dun-dun) that steadily builds until it overpowers everything. Just like Bruce’s innate compulsion to be Batman has overtaken his whole life.

- Then the two motifs intertwining in this sort of crazy cacophony, mirroring the fact that the Riddler and Batman have been connected this whole time. There is no Riddler without Batman. No Edward without Bruce. They are very much foils. Even though Bruce doesn’t know that until the end of the movie. It’s the perfect set up.

- And then the quiet fade out of the Batman motif at the end. Singular and alone. Just as he believes himself to be.