#man that you are

[pinacoladamatata]

[ghostf1ux]

guys

guys I was reading RHatO right (because I've been going through phases of actually reading it)

and like, I knew this happened, Jason almost died, all that fun shit.

BUT WHY DID BRUCE HAVE TO DRAG HIM LIKE THAT??? HE WASN'T EVEN FIGHTING BACK??? BRO BROKE THE FACE OF HIS HELMET IN ONE FUCKING HIT??? WHAT THE FUCK MAN

[fagulaa]

Happy pathologic 3!!!

I died because a record player was too loud

[thestarlightforge]

i would just like to say that if “Agatha All Along” is any indication, the birthday wish gods may have forgiven me, birthday wishes are back & i might be about to have an awesome year 😆

[daincrediblegg]

SO UHHHHHHH ANYWAY HOW IS EVERYONE DOING

[subqueued]

Is this a desperate wish for dying / or a wish that dying cease? / The fear that keeps me going / and going and going / is the same fear that brings me to my knees

[human-sweater-vest]

feeling an emotion that’s not lust but not not-lust over tiddies out izzy hands

[complaineys]

the problem with trying to branch out from what i normally post of my writing is that i really wanna write for OHSHC but i wrote for that show when i was like 13 and i don’t know where those demons went but i also don’t know what i’d do if those demons were to come back.

[truly-sincerely]

I love everyone suggesting things that Gortash is busy doing, but all of you saying that "he's doing paperwork" sound ridiculous in the face of the fact that he just murdered pretty much the entire ruling body of Baldur's Gate.

the worst part about "babygurl is too busy to kiss" is now we, the fanfic writers, have to figure out what he's actually too busy doing because in game canon he's literally just fucking standing in his office waiting for us for as much as an entire ass tenday while we fuck about the lower city running errands for our fifteen besties.

[yeah-what-they-said]

I think we all also need to respect the fact that he’s possibly the only member of the original X-Men who’s never slept with the X-Slut himself (Wolverine)

Shoutout to my autistic king, my favorite X-Man as a child, and the only original x-man to not drop everything and act stupid for everyone’s favorite alcoholic bear.

what's wrong with him

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[ester-galls]

uhm so... screw it better?

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[sadclowncentral]

cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

[noodles-07]

to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying