#man that you are

[pinacoladamatata]

[try-set-me-on-fire]

Rewatched Eddie Begins yesterday and at the start his mom is talking about how Ramon was out of town for each of the kids, and how Adriana had been an emergency C-section. In the retirement party episode the story about little Eddie crashing the truck when his mom went into labor was also Adriana. So Eddie was alone and scared and his mom was in emergency surgery and when his dad finally showed up he needed comfort and got yelled at instead.....

[thestarlightforge]

i would just like to say that if “Agatha All Along” is any indication, the birthday wish gods may have forgiven me, birthday wishes are back & i might be about to have an awesome year ��

[daincrediblegg]

SO UHHHHHHH ANYWAY HOW IS EVERYONE DOING

[human-sweater-vest]

feeling an emotion that’s not lust but not not-lust over tiddies out izzy hands

[jamieycomplainey]

the problem with trying to branch out from what i normally post of my writing is that i really wanna write for OHSHC but i wrote for that show when i was like 13 and i don’t know where those demons went but i also don’t know what i’d do if those demons were to come back.

[truly-sincerely]

I love everyone suggesting things that Gortash is busy doing, but all of you saying that "he's doing paperwork" sound ridiculous in the face of the fact that he just murdered pretty much the entire ruling body of Baldur's Gate.

the worst part about "babygurl is too busy to kiss" is now we, the fanfic writers, have to figure out what he's actually too busy doing because in game canon he's literally just fucking standing in his office waiting for us for as much as an entire ass tenday while we fuck about the lower city running errands for our fifteen besties.

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

[pinacoladamatata]

and what if i said tarot card outfit colors what then?

[yeah-what-they-said]

I think we all also need to respect the fact that he’s possibly the only member of the original X-Men who’s never slept with the X-Slut himself (Wolverine)

Shoutout to my autistic king, my favorite X-Man as a child, and the only original x-man to not drop everything and act stupid for everyone’s favorite alcoholic bear.

what's wrong with him

[azvhaalk]

glorious evolution

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[twinliches]

cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

[my-darling-boy]

I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!

[nathaniacolver]

arcane ships be like

i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)