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chloesimaginationthings · 6 days

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William Afton has top tier FNAF parenting skills

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philsmeatylegss · 17 days

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If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

#no but really I’m always shocked when people are like I can’t believe the fan girls were right #hello?????#dailybooth? early tweets? he smells like warm??? uma thurman watched me have sex with a uma thurman poster next to Phil’s bed? vday video?#he smells like warm #that’s the plan #interrupted by fireworks - phil #the week I spent with Phil >>>>>>>#the lube in their suitcase in Australia (?) (please tell me y’all remember that)#they spent fucking Christmas together like every year #I don’t bring my bestie to Christmas and family vacations😭#that’s just off the top of my head #like yeah us 13 year olds were batshit insane with tons of undiagnosed mental illness but it wasn’t rocket science to figure it out #will this get me cancelled?#rae’s rambles #dan and phil #phan

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leafyeyes417 · 2 months

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Danny sat on a rooftop feeling confused. It was currently 3 days later than he last remembered. That was 3 DAYS with no memory of anything. He didn’t even know what city he was in. The only thing he is sure of is that it wasn’t mind control. His experience with Freakshow let him know that.

Along with this feeling more similar to the time his mom shoved high proof cleaning alcohol that was ectofied in his face during an excited rant. The fumes alone had him missing a few hours. Luckily Jazz was there and kept his blackout drunk self entertained.

So the question was, where the hell was he and what did he do?! Also, what caused him to blackout? Last he remembered he was in Metropolis and he got nearly hit in the head with a green glowing stone that he only vaguely could tell was somehow not ectoradium. After that? Nothing.

Aka: Kryptonite is highly compressed ectoplasm and causes Danny to get black out drunk just by being in its vicinity.

P.S. I also would love to see what chaos you think Danny would get up to lol

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #I wonder how much chaos a drunk Phantom would cause?#would be really funny to have the JL trying to catch him thinking he was a villain at first #Then Martian Manhunter manages to get a bit of insight and go ‘yeah no he’s drunk’#MM can’t read Danny’s mind #but he can catch bits of emotion here and there #and he knows what drunk people feel like when they emote #When they finally meet with now sober Danny they are understandably just as confused as him #Batman figures it out first and Danny agrees to a small test #They have no idea what they should be feeling that Kryptonite can cause someone to get drunk

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incinerated-vestiges · 26 days

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Smile for the camera!

#they’ve gotten to me #i love them sm #I think I figured soaps face out #I just can’t do studies or I screw everything up #damn okay #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghost x soap #soap x ghost #also can 100% be platonic #ghoap #ghoap art #ghost simon riley #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #sergeant soap mactavish #call of duty fanart #call of duty mwii

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gardentool · 2 months

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[Another Itadori training session]

Nanami: You couldn’t use Black Flash fast enough. You just killed Y/N.

Y/N: Honey…

Nanami: I can’t hear you, Y/N. You’re dead.

Nanami, to Yuji: They bled out in your lap. How will you break the news to me? Let's see.

Yuji: We don't have to do this.

Nanami: Ah, Itadori, how are things going with Y/N, the love of my life? Wait, why are you here at this late hour? And whose blood is that?

Yuji: Okay, I get it.

Nanami: It's Y/N’s? This is devastating. I'm inconsolable. And…

[Nanami snaps his fingers]

Nanami: I’ve killed myself.

Yuji: Cool. I can see this is gonna be fun…

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iwritenarrativesandstuff · 3 months

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I always have a soft spot for characters who have a protective streak for another out of gratitude for their kindness towards them, but Charles’ protectiveness towards Edwin really hits a particular way because it’s so so apparent that it’s specifically about wanting Edwin to feel as safe and as comfortable around him as Edwin made Charles feel in his dying moments. I’m going to shatter like glass.

#and this is exactly why I think the cat king thing bothered Charles so much #‘why isn’t he talking to me? doesn’t he know ive got his back? what could be so bad that he wouldn’t tell me?’#and the devlin house completely uproots his sense of ‘goodness’ and makes it all compound into #‘maybe I’m not a good person and maybe that’s why I can’t help my friends properly’#:(#no further proof is needed that Edwin feels safest with Charles over anyone else #when his first reaction after finally figuring out his feelings for Charles is to immediately want to confess to him #even though he’s scared. he trusts Charles that much that he has to try and tell him right away.#gah. they’re so sweet.#dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin payne #storyrambles #dbda spoilers

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mothmothwoth · 6 months

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Welcome home neighbor! It’s so quiet

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drawnbythestream · 4 months

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Mini sketch dump. I did the top left one around the same time as the Obi-wan and Bant drawing and meant to draw a whole collection of poses…and then never did. But here’s what I managed. Obi-wan practicing being a good Padawan and doing his forms and… meditating (on the Force food)

#star wars fanart #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #Dude I can’t decide how I want to draw Qui-gon. He looks different every time and I can’t figure out how to draw facial hair that #Doesn’t look fluffy

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firstfullmoon · 7 months

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Jen Levitt, from “Dunes”

#like how she’d told me I needed to open but how? I mean it literally I can’t figure out the mechanics. UGH #the willingness to risk failure for the possibility of love. mkay.#w #poetry #jen levitt

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hauntingyourself · 1 year

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Some of my personal favorite underrated Kaz moments from the books.

#why’d they take away his funnyness in the show :( give it back :(#I can’t figure out how to draw him in a way that doesn’t look like Five and it KILLS ME #I’ll get it eventually #myart #kaz brekker #six of crows #nina zenik #shadow and bone

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strawberri-draws · 24 days

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Silly entry for day 3 of potsnpicksweek (Dinner/Modern AU/Gift)!

#my art #fanart #strawberridraws #potsnpicksweek2024 #chilshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi fanart #chilchuk tims #senshi #not much backstory on this piece it wasn’t too thought out haha #senshis fave food is listed as hippogriff soup somewhere I think?? normally it’s just monster food tho idk #and I thought it would be sweet if chilchuck figures out how to make it #and it served as kind of a display of love and understanding and trust between them idk #like a small reminder of ‘you went through hard times but survived and can live to eat another day #*day #I’m on mobile rn I can’t type well but y’all get it #they make me ill #I had never drawn senshi for real before this #so I have a whole page in my sketchbook dedicated to him now lmao #once you get down the head shape the rest is really just #beard

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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Michael is very subtle about his daddy issues in FNAF..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #henry emily #mike schmidt #fnaf movie #fnaf pizzeria simulator #fnaf fanart #HENRY AND MICHAEL INTERACTION 🔥🔥#I know a couple of folks have been asking for this!#so I’m glad I finally got around to it #Michael introduces Mike to his ‘dad’s friend’#TBH I do like the idea a lot that Michael considers Henry like a father figure #cause I always assumed the Aftons and Emilys were close #so Henry was the Afton’s kids uncle in a sense #and the idea Michael much preferred Henry over his own father just checks out #Henry is a failure of a father and Michael is a failure of a son #so truly they’d match on at least trauma bonding #definitely have to draw some pizza sim content of em working there #Mike can’t even really judge Michael here cause not like his daddy issues is any better

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morganbritton132 · 2 months

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Eddie, still on this live-stream: Stevie, your phone is blowing up!

Steve: Yeah, that’s Dustin. He got my message. He’s freaking out.

Eddie: …You gonna answer it?

Steve: Yeah.

Steve: Tomorrow.

Eddie:

Eddie, genuinely concerned: What did he say to you?? Please tell me so I can make sure I never say it.

#Steve told Dustin he messed up with Will because Will notoriously doesn’t answer his phone #Dustin was complaining about an experiment that keeps going wrong and Steve told him to explain it to him #maybe he can help #but Dustin was like ‘if I can’t figure it out than why would you be able to’#which isn’t the meanest thing he’s ever said to Steve but he caught Steve on a bad day #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson #dustin henderson

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puppetmaster13u · 4 months

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Prompt 301

Ellie, during one of her stints of what do I do with my life right now, decides to, with the help of her Original Dad-Person (Look he’s aging and she’s not and it gets less questions the older he gets if he says daughter instead of sister with how the Fentons are getting older too) creates a Boo-Tube channel. No, not a Youtube channel, those are stuck to a single dimension.

Bootube on the other hand? Due to being through the Realms (and wow is Tucker getting so much income from creating it) is interdimensional. Which is so cool honestly. And she doesn’t know what to do at first, and honestly there’s already so many travel blogs that she kind of just… decided to do something that she wished someone had done for her and her brothers and Danny when she was new to the world.

So she creates the channel CAAW: Clone Awareness, Accommodations, and Welfare. They had to learn things through trial and error, but maybe she can help someone out there learn how to find their own selves, or even help someone not melt.

#DCxDP #DPXDC #Prompts #Kon & all the other clones Love Her so much #And it genuinely helps people figure things out if they Do have sudden clones #Each video is in an entirely new place & sometimes it’s just her and sometimes she drags in her DNA Donor & Co #Danny also did a video on what to do if you suddenly find out you have a clone & also discusses the emotions #”I know it feels violating as hell- but you can’t take it out on them. Artificial memories or information or not that is a newborn- a baby-#& they don’t know any better- but also be aware of if you know you Can't properly care for a child & make sure they have a caretaker”#”But also do feel free to beat up the person who stole your DNA especially if they’re your villain-rogue-or whatever other term your #timeline has it’s cathartic”#Ellie has videos such as: How to figure out clone relationships & How to find your first hobbies #& Interacting with the world: What to do First #Some are sillier and lighter while some are more serious #There’s also a special multi part series with special guest Dan referred to as the Evil Clone series #Technically he’s both from the future a fusion & a clone & it’s crazy to the people watching

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obsessedwithstarwars · 1 year

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Bruce: How was your class trip Damian?

Damian: It was quiet and productive Father.

Bruce: I’m glad to hear it. What was your favorite part?

Damian: I learned how to escape an Iron Maiden.

Bruce: …

Damian: …

Bruce: Explain please.

Damian: A boy Drake’s age taught me how to escape an Iron Maiden.

Bruce: How did he have that knowledge?

Damian: He claims his family has a dungeon full of medieval torture devices. I believe he may require further investigation.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp crossovers #quiet means no rogues #Danny definitely found Damian studying the Iron Maidens #they had a conversation #Danny was careful about what he mentioned #but not careful enough for a Bat #Danny hasn’t figured out how much info is too much #Amity Park knows the Fentons are just weird like that #I can’t decide if this is a school trip for Danny #or if Jazz got custody and moved them to Gotham #if she did then Vlad is definitely bothering them #Batman is about to feel a very strong urge to adopt #I haven’t decided if I should write more or add this to my current unpublished wip #but it’s up for grabs nonetheless

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paperglader · 2 months

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they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr

#I am only a girl living in a society #I make connections #she looks so pretty in blue though I want more #also you’re telling me that rhaenyra saw her walk in all cute looking to not completely crumble at the sight of her?#like my girl got all dolled up for you do something #rhaenyra IS a puppy dog when it comes to those bambi eyes shut up #Alicent was like you think you want her? I’m the love of your life you moron #and rhaenyra is like I KNOW #like she’s been trying to get the other woman to realize that very thing for the last 15+ years #and alicent’s all heartbroken like oh so you’re taking her to wife #and rhaenyra is like nO? WHAT?? all dumb and speechless cause jealous alicent was definitely not on her bingo card this year #whilst also having her own mental breakdown #because how on earth is she meant to explain this to her councel #or jace for that matter #that sure was goint to be a fun future conversation to have with her heir #but also Alicent just strutted into the room and started acting like a scorned wife?#which left rhaenyra feeling like the asshole parent who stopped paying for child support after the divorce #but also she never wanted a divorce in the first place?? and alicent doesn’t seem to get this?#like she’s already figuring out how to most efficiently empty daemon’s chambers for the woman to move in permanently #but alicent’s still yapping off about not having a place in court anymore and fleeing across the sea #and rhaenyra can’t help the bitter taste in her mouth as she states how that ship came in a little too late for them and it is messyyyy #hotd leaks #house of the dragon leaks #hotd spoilers #house of the dragon #house of the dragon spoilers #rhaenicent #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen #bridgerton

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