#I can’t be normal about it

[deathnguts]

One of my favorite thoughts concerning Bartylus is Regulus and Barty pre-descent-into-madnessTM who had a completely sweet and awkward crush romance in their first two or three years as friends because everyone forgets that they USED TO BE GOOD KIDS and it was a SURPRISE that they changed as they got older. Like their romance definitely did grow into the obsessive and unending love we know, but it couldn’t start that way right off the bat when regulus was an introvert who’s only friends his whole life were his family and Barty was raised with beliefs that centered around not liking people like regulus??

But like just think about eleven year old Regulus and Barty who sort of knew of each other because their father’s are political enemies pretty much and they’ve both listened to their respective father’s complain about the other, but like they didn’t hear about their kids really. So they enter their dorms (regulus unsure how to feel since he was sorted how he should but his brother is angry with him and Barty similarly unsure because his father admires slytherins as much as he despises them and being a ravenclaw would have been a lot easier) and they meet and they can feel something click into place for them. I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I absolutely do for them.

Like I imagine that the persona Barty embodied to sell himself to others when he was young was much more neutral than he grew to be when he embraced himself. Like, he was bright and likable because he pretended to care when he listened to others talk and didn’t try too hard to know everyone so keeping up his image was easy. I imagine regulus was quiet and reserved and as intimidating as a four foot six (Im American sorry) eleven year old can be and he didn’t try seem likable or really change this disposition as he grew older, but he never had to because he already had the respect he needed with his name alone. I bring this up because they didn’t act that way around each other when they first met, like it was so obvious to everyone that they had something going on it was adorable.

Just think about the little guys trying to react normally to something as soft and sweet as a crush when they’re so used to their emotions mostly just being heavily hidden anger and grief over what they’re not. Like especially with how we imagine them to be in their late teens and adulthood , it’s just so silly to think about them being childish children. Like just imagine Barty flushing and stuttering unlike he ever has before when speaking only to regulus because he’s the only person he really cares to try and seem actually cool to and he fails miserably. Or regulus who has no clue how to talk to people so he just kind of lingers around Barty more than others without actually knowing what to say.

This sucks wording wise but I’ve written and rewritten this like four times over the course of the last three days so just, do you see the vision? Am I making sense?

[transiplier]

truly accepting myself for the first time in 18 years and being extremely not okay about it

i made a 10 minute video talking to myself about the intersection of homophobia and transphobia as a trans man and how i was taught that i could not be a gay man if i wanted to live as a trans man i and was forced to kill the part of me that camp and effeminate for the sake of being taken seriously as a trans person and i will be writing an essay on it for one of my sociology classes

[filthyfundie]

Agatha All Along !!!

[buggachat]

something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.

But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Afton kids got interesting coping mechanisms

[tigtree]

the really great thing about all for the game is that you can binge it all in two days and then never stop thinking about it

[shepscapades]

Your highness… I don’t feel so good

[lass-us-slay]

So I read a prompt about how Wonder Woman found Danny in a trash can (don’t remember which one) and I was bored.

So I took that lil info and made it into an AU.

So basically, Danny get yeeted into this unknown universe and has no where to live. And no where to live means no money. No money means no food. No food means Danny can’t keep his human half sustained.

So what does he do?

Decides to not change into a human and live in a trash can.

Yes you heard that right, live in a trash can.

Because he’s a ghost, he doesn’t have to worry about the germs and stuff. But that doesn’t mean he lives in just any trash can! He lives in a clean one ☝️

AND he also decorated it with his name so other people know it’s his!

And so Danny has been here for a while now and realizes

Holy shit there’s hero’s here- you know what, why doesn’t he have hero’s back home?!

And being minorly annoyed jealous (but he’s never admitting that)he thought:

Well since there’s hero’s here already, guess I’m not needed.

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Good. I’m tired af

And so Danny caries on his life, being content with his trash can and scaring whoever comes into his alley. It’s fun. Sure he sometimes needs to ugh overshadow people to feed his human side, but other than that.

It’s going great.

But Danny doesn’t realize that with Amity gone (or smth, you choose) which was his haunt, he slowly makes the trash can into his new haunt.

And slowly but surely, Danny’s beloved haunt trash can starts to become other worldly kinda.

Yk because of the ectoplasm.

So now Danny’s lovely trash can haunt has more space inside and- Hey Danny can actually sleep in it better!! And he got some company too!

In the form of blob ghosts.

Two actually.

They keep his trash can clean and help purifying some corrupted ectoplasm that he finds. Because for some reason this universe’s ectoplasm seems half way artificial and tastes a bit weird. Which is where the blob ghosts help out in.

Everything was great.

Danny was loving the trash can life style.

He has two blob ghosts friends. Which he named Sam and Tucker, and yea they couldn’t talk but that was fine.

He wasn’t lonely, he wasn’t. He had two very much talking friends like Sam and Tucker.

However one day two weirdly dressed people- oh they were hero’s.

Well anyway they found him, one woman stripper and one furry guy.

But it was on accident! He was just peaking out of his beloved haunt trash can, and they spotted him.

He stared, they stared back.

Then the woman stripper asked him questions, even when he said:

“Don’t mind me, have a nice day!”

But they just kept bother him and giving him weird looks and glances.

Which- rude.

Didn’t they see his mark on his haunt trash can? Obviously it means it’s his home, so they shouldn’t be bothering him still. He’s safe as can be.

Plus.

It’s not like he’s looking at them in suspicion and weirdness, I mean look at them! What kinda cheep knock off vampire fury mix and American stripper style clothing are those!

They should mind their own business!

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Just a silly lil drawing of this lmao, don’t mind me.

[potato-lord-but-not]

ough…… they’re so….. hng

[landedinpayne]

love the difference in charles’s & crystal’s initial reaction to finding out edwin was in hell. we have crystal who was like HELL? HE SPENT DECADES IN HELL? versus charles who was like whoa mate that’s sick oh also we’re married for eternity now lol fyi

[just-bee-lieve]

the funeral

[dearabsolutelynoone]

“She does adore him and she always has.” — Simone Ashley

“They love each other so deeply and he adores her.” — Jonathan Bailey

[sceletaflores]

he’s such a pathetic squirmy worm of a man. i need him under me immediately.

[catlaila]

andrew SPRINTED! i need you all to understand! andrew RAN FOR NEIL. i don’t know why this never clicked in my head because neil was about to get fucking killed and of course andrew was there. but the fact that andrew ran for him, after an entire series of neil running and realizing what it meant to stay—this was andrew’s final nail in the coffin that neil’s this isn’t nothing was real after all. i need to lay on the ground

[kifaprokumiv]

Combining my obscure 2005 toxic yuri into one

[sesamestreep]

I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.

like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.