#I can cook now

[f3m-b0t]

I’m better than all of you now

I CAN COOK NOW I MAFE A WHOLE MEAL W/spices n everything I picked fresh basil from my basil plant, washed en and put them in the sauce pot I have mastered my mother’s spaghetti recipe I can sauté garlic ‼️‼️ my spaghetti is never soupy I have had like spaghetti 🍝 yeast(?) globs go down the drain when I failed :((( but fuck whatever I can pan fry(?) chicken I can cut and season raw cutlets my food is never burnt I can make soup Fyck yeah 👍 I CAN DO IT ALL NOW I MADE RICE WITH THE RED SEASONING LIKE MY GREAT GRANDMA AND ITS GOOOD SAUTÉ BITCH YEEEAAAHHH

[rusty-gloinks]

im sos;sorry I’ve never drawn many kisses ever.consider this a forehead kissy….thing or whatever. SOB

[glo-shroom]

yes & no by Natalie Wee | Trigun Ultimate Overhaul

[r-aindr0p]

And to finish the nrc dorm sticker series, the diasomnia boys !!

added the tail for malleus because I think it's neat

[ssalballoon]

ljósálfr gale and dökkálfr astarion! 🦋🥀 bringers of dreams and nightmares

based on the hit mobile game fire emblem heroes. download it for free today! (Please Do Not)

a lot of notes on the designs under the cut, i had so much fun with these!

gale

- the eyes on the wings are mystra's

- the colors are based on his aurora stargazing scene

- he's based on the dream-king freyr, who takes human children in unfortunate circumstances and turns them into fairies that become "their most extraordinary selves" but can never return home. he feels guilty for intervening in their fates, but the ends justify the means to grow the power of his realm :-) he mourns the fact that humans stop dreaming (as in losing their ambitions) as they grow older

(feel like this is the type of thing god gale who's slowly becoming more like mystra would do and convince himself nooo it's completely ethical i'm being benevolent actually)

astarion

- the eyes on the yellow wings are cazador's

- one set of wings are yellow inspired by his longing for the sun

- the flowers are the same flowers on his grave, the garden star-of-Bethlehem

- he's based on the character plumeria, who's the bringer of lustful dreams and is disgusted by the humans who have such indecent desires. (she's one of the humans transformed/kidnapped into a fairy) she puts up a sensual front but hates the way people leer at her. nonetheless she must deliver those vulgar desires as dreams, doing a job she hates :-) all she wants is true compassionate love removed from lust... is this ringing a bell 

please don't let any of this trick you into believing feh has a good story. but also expect more feh x bg3 from me in the future lol

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dungeon Meshi: The RPG

[nematode7]

I apologize in advance about the person I’ll become when this game comes out

[heynhay]

merry Christmas klancers 🎅

[shrimparts-blog888]

🍎🍎🍎Bad, bad apples🍎🍎🍎

[hinamie]

the same flame that burns you; birthed you first

p1

[icewindandboringhorror]

On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

[dungeonmechoui]

Unprofessional yuri save me.. save me unprofessional yuri.. (image description in alt text)

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

[tiffanyachings]

it would have been very beautiful. camilla would have had to cook (horrible bone soup)

[turtleblogatlast]

Something I love about Leo is that, canonically, he IS capable of cooking, he’s just completely incapable of using a toaster. He’s banned from the kitchen not out of an inability to make edible food, but because being within six feet of a toaster causes the poor appliance to spontaneously combust.

[luna-loveboop]

Oh so he's legally adopting them

They no longer have a choice, he's their dad now

Time's looking at this group with detectives, pranksters, and some having mental or physical health crisis, like yeah I can handle this

Look at this picture and tell me it doesn't look like a group of kids with One clear adult:

The rest of the chain thinking:

Alright Old Man yeah we need to see this through and finish this

Time, internally:

You are my children now. That thing is still out there so you are coming with me, and you will not get hurt. No Malon, it is not abduction it's adoption, they're children at heart-

From @linkeduniverse au :)