#I can cook and clean
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marrowridden · 3 months ago
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Before I realized I was a lesbian I loathed the idea of being a housewife.
Now I think about being one to a handsome butch and sigh longingly.
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mattscoquette · 3 months ago
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if i were matt’s gf i would be sooooo annoying like i would be posting him 24/7, reposting and commenting under edits, interacting w fanfics and saying if they’re accurate or not. like i would make it KNOWN that is my man
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ywnzn · 6 months ago
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he wants me gone
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tylurrs · 11 days ago
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I need hansumfella in way that’s extremely concerning for feminism
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I understand wholeheartedly and completely
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00kittenz · 23 days ago
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https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS2o1NoWu/
hehehehe…..𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮😈
oh ???? u should NOT have sent me that cs now i’m ab to crash out 😭😭😭
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uplatterme · 2 years ago
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im gonna move in with al-haitham and kaveh then make them both my boyfriends.
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izzieeesfantasyyy · 7 months ago
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oh my lord RAHHHHHHH
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THOMAS GIBSON — Love and Human Remains, 1994
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squidflavoredsoup · 2 months ago
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blehhh since i’m still up
ermmmm quick doodle i did
stannnnnn😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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ok i’ll go sleep now
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vividvivvy · 3 months ago
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Bro MIGHT be my one true love tbh
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ribcage · 8 months ago
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WHHEEEREERMMM
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what the fuck was his problem?
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mosaickiwi · 1 month ago
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For Two
Hello, content specifically catered to me. This might be the whole damn month.
Just an Angel that works at a BnB all alone with their stalker future spouse... :3c
💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤
You started your morning a little later than usual that Saturday, grateful for the extra half hour of sleep as you gathered ingredients. Only one pot of coffee to brew, one breakfast to make, one room to turnover while the guest went about their day touring the city.
You couldn't believe it. 
Normally, the weekend was completely booked. This one was too, except there'd been not just one, but six no-shows yesterday. Almost every single room at the inn was empty despite being fully paid for. 
Right at the usual check-in time, a single guest had shown up. Dressed in all black, a whole head taller than you, eyes that looked as tired as you felt from rushing around all day, and only a small duffel bag slung over one shoulder, they didn't look like the type of tourist you usually had this time of year. But who were you to judge?
The refreshments you set out didn't go to waste, though. He went back for seconds and thirds as you showed them to their room… then around the house… then around the garden while constantly on the lookout for other guests pulling up in their rental cars.
Oddly, he seemed more interested in you than the city. Rather than attractions on the pier or night life, the conversation flowed towards a few hobbies you found in common. Before you knew it, the sun had long since set, and no other soul had arrived for check-ins. You carried on with him a while longer, ending the night in a good mood despite the strange, once in a lifetime occurrence.
It felt like talking with an old friend. You wondered if the chat over breakfast would be just as nice.
The coffee machine loudly beeped, disturbing your current task. You stopped and poured it all into a thermos, then set it in the small woven carrier you'd prepared with a mug, creamers, sugars, and a pair of neatly wrapped shortbread cookies. You quietly took it up the stairs to your sole guest's room to set it at the door.
Just as you approached, the door opened with messy black hair and lightly flushed cheeks in greeting. He was the smallest bit shorter without the boots. No piercings in this early in the morning, but even his pajamas were all black. The tiny ghosts on his pants were cute. 
The man's blue eyes came to life at the sight of you and he smiled. "Mornin'," they spoke in that soft, raspy voice you'd gotten acquainted with yesterday.
"Beat me to it. Good morning, Ren." You smiled back with ease. "Did you sleep well?"
"Perfect, actually." They yawned, eyeing the basket in your hands as they stretched. "All that f'me before 7am.? Fuck, y'might really be an angel." He paused and rubbed at his lower lip. "Sorry."
You held the basket out to him. "I heard nothing. No worries," you said. It was hard to tell if he was apologizing for cursing or flirting. Was he flirting? 
He took the carrier, but still stood in the doorway, drumming his fingers on the sides as if thinking of what to say. "Soo… how d'you usually do these cute little coffee baskets for two people?"
"Two?" You hurriedly racked your brain. You were pretty sure his reservation was for one. He did have the door code already. Maybe he let his companion in late last night?
Did you need to make more coffee? Or tea? Did they have dietary restrictions you didn't know about for breakfast?! 
Shit, shit, shit. 
You never got to greet them and get their name and if they were still sleeping it'd be rude to wake them up just to ask and you couldn't expect a five star review anyways at this point but this—
"Ah, I meant…" The man interrupted your silent panic with a surprisingly nervous tone. He shifted slightly, fingers tapping even louder. "If ya wanted t'join me. I mean, I'm the only one here so I thought y'wouldn't be too busy with breakfast."
Ohh. He was flirting. Your job be damned. 
"Breakfast would have to be a little late… but if you don't mind, okay."
Ren smiled a lot brighter this time. "Great. I'll get changed and meet you downstairs in a few, yeah?"
You wanted to tell them there was no need to change with how adorable his PJs were, but kept it to yourself. You couldn't tease them like that yet. "Sure thing."
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strawberri-draws · 1 month ago
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When you want to go to bed but your husband won’t stop hating
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ywnzn · 6 months ago
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sungchan give me one chance please please please please
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renereneo · 9 months ago
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train ride home 🚃
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alicenpai · 26 days ago
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buncha wanpee busts from may (boa) + 2023 (the sketches) that i never uploaded.. saw da wanpee news on twt today so ive been in the mood
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wandaverse · 10 months ago
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ELIZABETH OLSEN WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN HAVING AN AFFAIR
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