#I can cook and clean
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Before I realized I was a lesbian I loathed the idea of being a housewife.
Now I think about being one to a handsome butch and sigh longingly.
#I can cook and clean#and I'm average looking#please please please#lesbian#butch bait#butch4all#butch4butch#butch4femme#butch lesbian#dykeposting
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if i were matt’s gf i would be sooooo annoying like i would be posting him 24/7, reposting and commenting under edits, interacting w fanfics and saying if they’re accurate or not. like i would make it KNOWN that is my man
#⋆˚࿔ rylee yaps .ᐟ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆#matt pretty please one chance#i can cook and clean#whatever you’d like#sturniolo triplets#matt sturniolo
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he wants me gone
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I need hansumfella in way that’s extremely concerning for feminism
I understand wholeheartedly and completely
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https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS2o1NoWu/
hehehehe…..𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮😈
oh ???? u should NOT have sent me that cs now i’m ab to crash out 😭😭😭
#u wouldn’t have to force me to marry jay tho#i can cook and clean#would be the perfect housewife#need him so bad#why is jake so brother’s bsf coded#like it’s ALWAYS him#so real tho
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im gonna move in with al-haitham and kaveh then make them both my boyfriends.
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oh my lord RAHHHHHHH
THOMAS GIBSON — Love and Human Remains, 1994
#i need him astronomically#Thomas Gibson marry me please#I can cook and clean#aaron hotchner#criminal minds#love and human remains#tgibson*#thomas gibson#my type is 90s men in leather jackets im so basic#but like put that cigarette out on my thigh
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blehhh since i’m still up
ermmmm quick doodle i did
stannnnnn😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
ok i’ll go sleep now
#digital art#grunkle stan#stan pines#stanley pines#gravity falls#MR MYSTERY JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASEEEE#I CAN COOK N CLEAN#n i do it for free☝️☝️☝️☝️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#i love him I WANT THAT OLD MAN#squidflavoredsoup
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Bro MIGHT be my one true love tbh
#sanemi#kny#sanemi shinazugawa#demon slayer#id carry his babies tbh#we could get married#i can cook and clean i promise#i have a chance if i stay delulu
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WHHEEEREERMMM
what the fuck was his problem?
#I would go full senora mode for him#I’m talking housewife#taking off his shoes and folding his clothes#I can cook and clean#and take care of kids#I swear#I will be the senora
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For Two
Hello, content specifically catered to me. This might be the whole damn month.
Just an Angel that works at a BnB all alone with their stalker future spouse... :3c
💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤
You started your morning a little later than usual that Saturday, grateful for the extra half hour of sleep as you gathered ingredients. Only one pot of coffee to brew, one breakfast to make, one room to turnover while the guest went about their day touring the city.
You couldn't believe it.
Normally, the weekend was completely booked. This one was too, except there'd been not just one, but six no-shows yesterday. Almost every single room at the inn was empty despite being fully paid for.
Right at the usual check-in time, a single guest had shown up. Dressed in all black, a whole head taller than you, eyes that looked as tired as you felt from rushing around all day, and only a small duffel bag slung over one shoulder, they didn't look like the type of tourist you usually had this time of year. But who were you to judge?
The refreshments you set out didn't go to waste, though. He went back for seconds and thirds as you showed them to their room… then around the house… then around the garden while constantly on the lookout for other guests pulling up in their rental cars.
Oddly, he seemed more interested in you than the city. Rather than attractions on the pier or night life, the conversation flowed towards a few hobbies you found in common. Before you knew it, the sun had long since set, and no other soul had arrived for check-ins. You carried on with him a while longer, ending the night in a good mood despite the strange, once in a lifetime occurrence.
It felt like talking with an old friend. You wondered if the chat over breakfast would be just as nice.
The coffee machine loudly beeped, disturbing your current task. You stopped and poured it all into a thermos, then set it in the small woven carrier you'd prepared with a mug, creamers, sugars, and a pair of neatly wrapped shortbread cookies. You quietly took it up the stairs to your sole guest's room to set it at the door.
Just as you approached, the door opened with messy black hair and lightly flushed cheeks in greeting. He was the smallest bit shorter without the boots. No piercings in this early in the morning, but even his pajamas were all black. The tiny ghosts on his pants were cute.
The man's blue eyes came to life at the sight of you and he smiled. "Mornin'," they spoke in that soft, raspy voice you'd gotten acquainted with yesterday.
"Beat me to it. Good morning, Ren." You smiled back with ease. "Did you sleep well?"
"Perfect, actually." They yawned, eyeing the basket in your hands as they stretched. "All that f'me before 7am.? Fuck, y'might really be an angel." He paused and rubbed at his lower lip. "Sorry."
You held the basket out to him. "I heard nothing. No worries," you said. It was hard to tell if he was apologizing for cursing or flirting. Was he flirting?
He took the carrier, but still stood in the doorway, drumming his fingers on the sides as if thinking of what to say. "Soo… how d'you usually do these cute little coffee baskets for two people?"
"Two?" You hurriedly racked your brain. You were pretty sure his reservation was for one. He did have the door code already. Maybe he let his companion in late last night?
Did you need to make more coffee? Or tea? Did they have dietary restrictions you didn't know about for breakfast?!
Shit, shit, shit.
You never got to greet them and get their name and if they were still sleeping it'd be rude to wake them up just to ask and you couldn't expect a five star review anyways at this point but this—
"Ah, I meant…" The man interrupted your silent panic with a surprisingly nervous tone. He shifted slightly, fingers tapping even louder. "If ya wanted t'join me. I mean, I'm the only one here so I thought y'wouldn't be too busy with breakfast."
Ohh. He was flirting. Your job be damned.
"Breakfast would have to be a little late… but if you don't mind, okay."
Ren smiled a lot brighter this time. "Great. I'll get changed and meet you downstairs in a few, yeah?"
You wanted to tell them there was no need to change with how adorable his PJs were, but kept it to yourself. You couldn't tease them like that yet. "Sure thing."
#14 days with you#14dwy redacted#14dwy#14dwy ren#momo writing#sorry it's 1am for me#normal hours are not real#self indulgence babyyy#I want redacted to come play house with me#I can cook I can clean#green titles = I'm being weird and strange 🖤
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When you want to go to bed but your husband won’t stop hating
#my art#strawberridraws#fanart#svsss#svsss fanart#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#I fear I cooked#I’m so happy guys I’m actually liking my art again#I think skipping the sketch and lineart and just painting shit on like one layer cured me actually#cause I can carve out a block easy sauce#but tight clean lines KILL ME#anyways#they’re so <3333
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sungchan give me one chance please please please please
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train ride home 🚃
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanart#digital art#fanart#choso#choso kamo#MY BABYYYYYYY#chosaur……i can cook clean bark meow fold the laundry… whatever u need please give me a chance…..
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buncha wanpee busts from may (boa) + 2023 (the sketches) that i never uploaded.. saw da wanpee news on twt today so ive been in the mood
#one piece#boa hancock#nico robin#nami (one piece)#nami#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#monkey d. luffy#that robin+sanji+nami is genuinely so good like. i could not draw like that again to save my life.#i dare not even try to clean up the sketches...#my art#so envious of people who can sketch well.. ive never been much of a sketcher bc everything always took so longgg even a single doodle used#to take me 1-few days back then#but i want to get back into it/unlearn the perfectionism..#how do you guys find sketching enjoyable and churn out poses? please genuinely do tell ..#real men need to be more like sanji. minus the lovestruck thirst part i mean the gentleman cook part#one piece women are really on another level tho *faints*#im not talking about the thin waist no abdominal organs thing i mean when fanartists draw them. im. weak at the knees
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ELIZABETH OLSEN WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN HAVING AN AFFAIR
#elizabeth olsen#wanda x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#I CAN COOK I CAN CLEAN I CAN BARK#I CAN BE YOUR CONTROVERSIALLY YOUNGER GF#I CAN BE YOUR MISTRESS ON THE SIDE
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