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I believe the perfect woman doesn't exist...
Except Kouyou Ozaki, she sure is perfect as hell
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â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who only bought kneepads and a helmet after you showed concern for him after a bad tumble. Because, even though he doesnât care much about his safety, he knows that you do. Heâd rather get hit by a car than putting you through the stress again; seeing the way your hands shook as you cleaned up his cuts and the way your eyes watered as you refused to look at him. He decided some safety gear was a good investment.
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who holds your hands to keep you steady while you practice on his board. âEasy, youâre thinkinâ too much about it, just imagine your feet are goinâ right through the board into the groundâŚthere ya go-â
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who doesnât like to sleep alone, so heâll facetime you or invite you to come âhang outâ which will inevitably end in a sleep over. âNo I know you slept over last night, and the night before that, and the night before that, but just hear me out-â
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who shares his food with you no matter where you go. Heâll give you shit for it, but you both know he doesnât care. It almost feels intimate to him, sharing something of his with you and only with you. His brothers will tease him for it later, but all that matters to him is seeing the way your face lights up as he pushes his plate towards you.
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who claims your music taste is lame, but will make a playlist of his favorites that youâll play and listen to it on his late night rides.
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who has carved your initials into the underside of his board. He covers it with a sticker, knowing if his brothers found it heâd be cooked. But he hopes that one day he wonât have to hide it anymore.
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who is consistently trying to impress you. Whether itâs with a new trick he learned, a photo his brothers took of him, or whatever it ended up being. He feels like he doesnât have much to offer, so he tries to impress you by being cool.
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who canât sleep on the nights when youâre not available, his thoughts eating away at him as he lies awake in bed. Tossing and turning, groaning as he looks at the alarm clock to see that only ten minutes have passed since the last time he checked. He hates it, he wants you there with him. He felt so empty and alone without you there.
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who never forgets a special occasion, no matter how small and insignificant it may seem to others. From birthdays, to holidays, to National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day, Chris remembers every day that is important to you.
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who can tease you and mess with you, but would knock anyone else out if they tried doing the same.
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who talks about you to his mother so much, she is convinced youâre both married with three children. A boy doesnât just randomly swoon over a girl for hours to his mother on the phone. âShe told me the funniest story the other night when she stayed over-â âShe stayed over again? What is that, four times this week?â ââŚ..anyways, she-â
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who has a raccoon brain and will see something shiny or cute and just has to bring it to you. âAâŚspoon?â âA tiny spoon! And it has a little pink bow on the end, see!â
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who loves coming over to your house. He swears on his life itâs just because of the atmosphere, but you know itâs because of your pets. He never forgets to greet them upon arrival, and always says (a very lengthy) farewell before he leaves.
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who spends six long torturous hours trying to write you a cute note or a poem. His trashcan piled high with drafts that he crumpled and tossed away, because he wanted it to be perfect. You deserved perfect.
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who complains when you beg him to let you do his makeup, but secretly loves having you so close to him. The comfortable silence, the brief eye contact, the way you gently dab and brush the different products onto his face. The tightening feeling in his stomach as you lean closer, making sure to be extra gentle around his eyes. He would never admit it in a million years, but part of him wants to ask you to do his makeup every time you come over.
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who sends you a fit check every. single. day.
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who sends you pictures of the animal friends he makes on the nights he goes out skating with his friends.
â§âË⧠Skater!Chris⌠who cusses often, except when you invite him over to your place. He tends to watch his language when heâs over, not wanting to âinfluence the childrenâ, in reference to your pets.
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gallavich as girl!dads headcanon
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making her lunchboxes for kindergarten/school. mickey disliked it at first and thought it was a waste of time but over time he started to pride himself on the food he makes and even decorates it
their daughter running into their arms after kindergarten (bawling)
when sheâs sassy she calls them by their names: âmickey [âŚ]â, âexcuse me?â, âyou heard meâ
he was gagged!!
ian teaching her how to swim in the pool
mickey telling her bedtime stories about him in prison and she is invested (he leaves out too gore-y stuff)
putting her drawings on the fridge even if they donât know wtf she drew
mickey listens to a lot of eminem so by the time sheâs 5/6 she starts rapping along with him (he gets emotional listening to mockingbird and needs looks at her face once the song ends)
both of them learn how to style her hair. ianâs go to are braids whilst mickey loves simple pigtails
âsome kid at school told me i was weird for having two dadsâ
âwho?â
âsomeone in my classâ
âwhat did you do?â
âi punched themâ
âthats my girlâ *high fives her*
their daughter asking for the meaning of their tattoos which lead to some pretty awkward conversations
âwhy do you have boobs on your back?â
ianâs voice shaking: âbecause i- iâŚlove womenâ
âbut youâre married to daddyâ
he was silenced.
mickey also swears that you can tell sheâs being raised by gay dads; his proof is that she says âcome on girlsâ when talking to them. mickey absolutely hates it and tries to stop her from saying it
i just know lip teases the shit out of them for it!! he is amused as hell
ian and mickey were honestly not ready to have such a diva in their house. they love it but at the same time it tests them on so many levels
they 100% get tattoos dedicated to her!!
dance parties!! i just know ian and mickey blast lady gaga, katy perry, eminem etc. and dance whilst cleaning or cooking, hyping up their little girl
their daughter crawling into their bed at night/in the morning and they wrap their arms around her, cuddling themselves back to sleep
when she starts asking about boobs, female body etc. they get overwhelmed and call debbie or sandy to deal with it
she thinks the world of her fathers and loves them so much
mickey felt disconnected from her for the first few months of her life as he was unsure how to love and take care of a baby but now he would die for her. he would kill for her. he would to anything to make sure she is happy and safe (he made a promise to himself to never be like terry)
no one knows how she did it but somehow she convinced ian and mickey to let her paint their nails
i have a nagging feeling that someone in the family (gallagher) calls her miss gallavich if she doesnât answer to her name the first few times
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SFW ALPHABET - C.STURNIOLO
Warnings : Nothing really, maybe just a bit of swearing
Summary : Same as the Matt SFW alphabet, but itâs Chris
Authors Note : This is the last of the âalphabet seriesâ so please let me know any other things you would like to see. If you like the idea of the text convos or the multiple part story, please let me know and I will start brainstorming. Btw, sorry for the shameless plug lmao <3
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A - Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Chris is an affectionate person and that will definitely not end with his girlfriend. He will definitely just want you to be near him whenever you can be.
B - Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
I feel like you would meet through a mutual friend or something and then get really close. I feel like Chris would already be dead cute when you guys are just friends, always random hugs and little I love youâs every now and then.
C - Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Chris is well known for being a very cuddly person and he will just come up to you and give you a big hug and kiss your forehead. He would love it even more if youâre cuddling together in bed and watching a movie or just having a late night talk.
D - Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
As weâve learned from Matt, Chris barely ever does chores around the house, even when his job is literally just to take the bin out so cooking and cleaning wouldnât be his favourite thing to do. He might do it for you though, emphasis on might. When it comes to settling down, he has voiced before that having a girlfriend is his biggest fear so the idea would scare him a bit but I think that, if heâs found the right person, he wouldnât feel anywhere near as scared.
E - Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Chris would try his absolute best to not hurt your feelings and make sure that you can get your opinion across. If you were to start crying, he would still definitely comfort you and, I think, heâd want you to still be friends after it. He wouldnât want it to ruin his relationship with his best friend.
F - FiancĂŠ (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
As I said earlier, Chris is quite scared of commitment in a relationship so it would definitely be something that heâd have to ease himself into but once he feels more comfortable with you and the change in your relationship, commitment would be much easier for him. When it comes to marriage, I personally donât think that that is even a thought in Chrisâ mind yet. Heâs always been the type to live in the present. But donât worry, things can change.
G - Gentle (How gentle are they, physically and emotionally?)
Chris is a very gentle and kind hearted person so I think that he would be very gentle with you. On the other hand though, I donât think that if you were dating Chris, that he would be the most sappy person ever and I think that your relationship would be more fun and playful, teasing each other about the most random shit.
H - Hugs (Do they like hugs? What are their hugs like? How often do they do it?)
Iâve kind of already covered this entire section so Iâm sorry if Iâm repeating myself but Chris would give you hugs wherever and whenever. He would love to just wrap his arms around you and hold you to show his love to you.
I - I love you (How fast do they say that they love you?)
My answer for this is basically exactly the same as the Matt SFW alphabet (if you havenât read it and you want to, Iâve linked it here). If you guys were friends before, it would be very easy to say it because you probably already have said it when you were mates and if you werenât friends before, he would probably wait it out a little bit more because it would be more of a milestone.
J - Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when theyâre jealous?)
Chris would probably more the jealous type than Matt but heâs still not gonna go round, kicking and screaming because you hugged another guy but if a guy was blatantly all over you, heâll make a bit of a scene. Heâd probably just walk over to you, completely ignore the guy, and just like make out with you or something.
K - Kisses (What are their kisses like?)
Chrisâ kisses would probably be a bit more on the passionate side of things but he is also definitely not against sweet, sensual kisses. He would probably be the type of boyfriend to be just softly kissing and then heâll slap your ass or something just because he âfelt like itâ.
L - Little ones (How are they around children?)
He is very sweet around children and would absolutely love their presence. Heâd definitely be the more chill type, not like âaww hey little one, youâre so cuteâ kind of thing but heâd treat them like his best friend.
M - Morning (What are mornings like with them?)
Same as Matt, Chris gets up quite late in the day so youâd probably already be up and doing things when Chris wakes up. When he does, heâll realise that youâre not there and then bitch and complain until you cuddle with him.
N - Night (What are nights with them like?)
You and Chris would chill up for ages just yapping, cuddling, playing Fort, watching movies, making out, whatever youâre feeling that night. You will probably end up going to sleep before him and he will hold you to help him lull himself to sleep.
O - Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or do they wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Chris would probably prefer to keep things private at the start and slowly reveal things, slowly getting deeper and deeper with the topics. Itâll start off as his favourite childhood movie to his first traumatic experience but he might take a while to open up fully.
P - Patience (How easily angered are they?)
As we all know, Chrisâ patience wears thin quiet quickly under normal circumstances but he really tries his best when it comes to you. Sometimes, heâs very patient and heâll listen to the same story 15 times happily but other times, someone will have done something to piss him off and you wonât have even finished the story for the first time and heâs already a little snappy. You know how to put him in his place though if he starts getting bitchy.
Q - Quizzes (How much do they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail or are they more forgetful?)
Considering this mf can barely remember what he had for breakfast some days, heâs pretty good at remembering things about you. He tends to remember little things that you even forget about but if you ask him your favourite colour, heâs stuttering. He remembers the weirdest shit but itâs cute.
R - Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)
Chris would love the cute and sentimental moments and he thinks about them daily. Iâd say his favourite would be, telling you his brand name and then showing you his first, finished piece of clothing. He loves this moment so much because you were just to most supportive girlfriend ever and it reminds Chris that he chose right when it comes to you.
S - Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
I think that Chris is one protective mf and if anyone says anything even slightly offensive about you, he has something to say. I feel like his form of protection is just making sure no one hurts your feelings or makes you think less of yourself.
T - Try (How much energy would they put into the relationship?)
I think that he would probably be the same as Matt, in which, heâs busy but whenever he has free time, heâll make sure to either actually go see you or check up on you. Iâd like to say that Chris would be putting all of his time and energy into your relationship but he physically wouldnât have time between his job, etc, and you completely understand that.
U - Ugly (What are some bad habits of theirs?)
I feel like, because Chris would have not had a girlfriend before you, thereâs some things in relationships that heâs a little bit clueless about. Like, youâll see him scrolling through Instagram or something and heâll like a girls photo where sheâs blatantly wearing a tiny bikini. He has no malicious intentions and he thinks that youâre the most beautiful girl ever but he can be a little clueless about some things.
V - Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
I feel like this would change the further you get into the relationship. At the start, Chris would want to make sure he looks as good as he can for when heâs seeing you but after a while, heâll happily come over to your house in a bin bag if he had to. It all depends on how comfortable he is with you.
W - Whole (Do they feel incomplete without you?)
I donât think that he would ever feel incomplete necessarily but I think that heâd feel a little out of sorts if you spent an extended period of time apart because heâd just want to see you. So I guess that kind of is feeling incomplete but I wouldnât word it that way.
X - Xtra (A random headcannon about them)
Chris absolutely adores random little gifts. If you gave him a gift and just tell him that you got it for him because it reminded you of him, he will remember it and cherish it forever.
Y - Yuck (What are some things they wouldnât like, either in general or in a partner?)
Chris absolutely hates people who are rude to others for no reason. Like, if you and Chris are out on a date and youâre being rude to the server, he will actually want to get up and leave.
Z - Zzz (What are their sleep habits?)
I mean, Chris is always still getting his 8 hours but instead of getting those 8 hours between 12am - 8am, heâll get his hours sleep between 5am - 1pm.
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Is living domestic life what you imagined it to be as a child/teen? I never thought I'd live this long and I dont know for how long I'll live anyway, but the thought of joy being found in the mundane keeps me going. Is it worth it?
By "domestic life", am I first to assume that you mean a 'nuclear family' in the classic sense?
Based on context, I'm going to assume so.
I also don't know why you feel, strictly, that you should have died and may yet die soon. I cannot make any assumptions on your health, physical or mental, so this also means all I can give you is my own experience. I don't mean to advise one not asking for advice, anyway; all you have asked for is insight.
So I came from the sort of family where, for the most part, being 'a mother' was every woman's main identity. It was just what the women were. For most of my life, I never assumed I would be anything but a mother. It's funny, because in hindsight, none of the rest of my life and career aspirations strictly matched with being 'a mother' in the traditional sense, so I clearly had a long term delusion, there.
If I had known how distinctly in possession of myself I was, I might have known how hard it would be to give myself up, for babies.
Either way...for context: I fell very hard in love, and we grew up together (from ages 14/15) still in love, and we are now 31 and 32. I am a midwife, he is an English Professor/Lecturer and Teacher. We married aged 22/23. We have three sons, aged 7, 4 and 1.
Good things about domestic life:
Loneliness isn't a thing, here.
Lots and lots of affection, both physical and emotional.
The load of life is shared (note: I have a husband who is very, very outside of the norm, with no toxic masculinity and an approach to equality/equitability in work, childcare and housework).
When you are your own family unit, you're pressured less by family to get involved in their shit. Because you've got your own shit.
Living with the love of your life is amazing.
Having babies who are half you, and half the love of your life, is an incredibly beautiful thing.
Raising babies, although supremely difficult, is a joy.
Taking turns being at home and at work is helpful.
You learn to be much more compromising, patient and forgiving.
Bad things about domestic life:
You don't realise how much personal identity, independence or privacy you will lose, being a parent.
Exhaustion.
Parenting is hard. Really hard. Really, really hard.
Finding time for each other, as a couple, is also hard. Any time you do find, at least one of you is likely exhausted.
Good god, so much cooking.
Good god, so much laundry.
Good god, I swear I just vacuumed yesterday.
Good god, groceries are expensive.
Barely keeping your head above water with life admin and finances and childrearing and housework and work and life and ever having any time alone, is absolutely real.
Very very little downtime.
If you are someone who finds joy in the mundane, then yes, you may find a lot of joy in domesticity. So much of it really is mundane; being at home with kids, is often simultaneously boring and stressful. Very odd. Perhaps I'll miss it when they're older.
My personal favourite moment, is the happy sigh at the end of every day, when the kids are in bed, and the house is largely clean, where you fall into each other's arms, and he looks at you like you built the world for him, and just says:
"Hello. You are beautiful."
And I bury my face in his chest, and breathe in the smell of him, and the stale cologne, and the sweat, and life, and say:
"God, I missed you. More than you know."
And it's basically the same, every day.
In a kind of beautiful way.
Love,
-- Haitch xxx
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Leo is playing a version of the Sims, with some mods installed.
The audience has watched him mess around, and try to get the Sim based on himself with the one based on his boyfriend named Moon, and somehow just annoying the Bunny instead.
"This is somehow harder in this game, than in real life. Then again my lovely Moon did threaten to cut me in half when we first met." Leo says this while trying to figure why the 'romance options' are making Sim Usagi annoyed.
"Bit of a fun fact. When I visited Bunny Boys family I got to see some pictures. And let me tell ya. He had a Great something Grandfather that was very handsome, and apparently had a 'best buddy'," Leo stopped to do air quotes, "that showed up in quite a few pictures. Though said Grandpa was also a Samurai, so who knows what their relationship was."
In the middle of him talking the Mikey Sim somehow caught something on fire.
"What? How!? He was Painting? How did it catch fire?!" Leo quickly tries to get the Sims to get to safety, or put out the fire. "I need to pause and ask Dee if something in one of the mods is messing with my game."
Leo didn't switch to a BRB scene, he just muted while talking on the phone.
Meanwhile the game wasn't paused either, and they can only watch as the Donnie Sim messes with a Science Station then have it blow up in their face. The Sim then stomps over to a shower to clean up.
The Raph Sim can be seen just going back and forth between a few exercise equipment.
And the Leo Sim starts a stream on the computer, but because of the angle of the camera where Leo left it, it looks like the Sim is talking to the audience. Which is slightly unnerving for the viewers.
Leo after a few minutes ends his phone call and un mutes.
"Sorry about that guys. I asked Dee, and they mentioned that there may have been a mod that adds hidden attributes to the Sims that you have to learn on your own. So maybe my Moon might not see the romance option as romantic until later, and Mandarin might have a hidden pyromaniac trait." As Leo says this the camera switches to see Mikey cooking something with a Flambe flair.
"Though my own Sim might have a hidden trait that makes him a terrible flirt so that romance options fail. Either way time to buy some better fire alarms, and look for a different approach to take with Moon." Leo says while leaning back in his chair with his arms folded.
He just sits back to watch what the Sims were doing for a few minutes, kinda forgetting to turn on double speed, and observed them going about with their lives.
An in game notification mentioned a Sims Splinter, who's a big celebrity, was caught in a scandalous affair.
"I guess this is part of one of the mods. Though what is this affair?" Leo leans forward to click on the notification.
It brings up a in game 'newspaper/magazine' that showed a couple pictures, one of Sim Splinter coming out of a closet with a random male sim, and another of an in game wedding photo of Sim Splinter with Sim Draxum.
"Well this isn't the first time I've seen this kind of article about Dad, but it's the first time that they have a wedding picture. Ya know. Since Pops never married his Ex." Leo says while taking a screenshot and sending it to the group chat. "Though I didn't know his Sim was married to Barrys. I guess that's a personal touch from Dee."
Leo goes to make an attempt at a different interaction between his Sim and Moon. That's when he found a modded sub category of interaction that involved a sword duel.
"Why not? It's the closest thing to what happened, so it might work."
He and the audience sit and watch as the two sims have a fight that didn't last long, but then once it was done their relationship meter had gone up quite a lot. Then the sims started flirting on their own.
"I swear Dee programmed this just to make fun of how weird my relationship is. Because I feel very called out." Leo says with a bit of a pout.
The chat was still very entertained, and tossing around suggestions of what to do next.
The stream continues thankfully without any of the Sims setting themselves on fire.
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My mind was hitting me with so many story ideas while I was writing the Convention series. Which kinda tells me that my own mind doesn't like working on one connected story over multiple posts, and rather me have 10+ loosely connected posts.
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Update on the Frankenstein fic
Hi! Heres currently I guess what the prologue would be and sets the story. I would appreciate constructive feedback on my work.
When you were born your parents knew that you'd do spectacular things someday. Even if to them those spectacular things were being a good wife, mother and daughter. Instead of focusing on trivial things such as cooking, cleaning, sewing, embroidering and whatever traditional tasks your mother thought would be important you wanted to learn more about science and reasoning. Your close friend at this age shared the same wondrous mind as you did. His curiosities were more life and death oriented while you were fixated on the mind itself. How does such a thing work together with the rest of your body? Were people born cruel? Things to that knowledge intrigued you deeply. Due to your friendship with Victor, your fellow scientific enthusiast, many assumed you'd marry. Not that victor was ugly or unfit; he simply wasn't what you wanted in a man. When you two would read together during your spare time he'd get so engrossed in his books he'd sometimes completely forget you were there.Â
You weren't interested in death to the same degree he was. But still you both had a very close connection to one another. He was a good friend. Since you two were around one another a lot you'd grown close to his family. Especially his angel of a mother, she was the sweetest woman you'd ever met. Plus she was the only other woman in your life to support your curiosity and not try to shame you for it. She was a breath of fresh air that you desperately breathed in and enjoyed. You were there with Victor and Elizabeth when she passed. She held their hand and died quite peacefully despite the scarlet fever.Â
You knew one day you wouldn't be able to continue your escapade for psychological endeavors. But for those seventeen years with Victor you were allowed to explore these questions in your mind. The day he'd leave for college and your parents would finally realize that you truly wouldn't marry him would soon come. So now you sit with Victor the day before he's to be sent off. âIngolstadt? But that's so far. Will you be trying to visit during the holidays?â you ask and eat Milchreis your mother had paired with fresh strawberries and apple slices. âYes of course I do. What son would I be if I didn't visit?â He mumbles out, his nose buried in his book. âI swear you've read that book more times than I have fingers.â You say with a slight chuckle.Â
âYou ought to try reading more. After today I'm sure your mother will push you into more traditional things. You're one of the only Ladies of our class without any marital propositions.â He shuts his book and leans back against the tree. âWell who am I to marry? I find none of the men of this town to be to my taste. They are too needy, childish and unwilling to allow me my study time.â You say with a sigh. âMy mother wishes to marry me off to Cain BergstrĂśm.â your shudder at the thought. But victor seems to find it hilarious. âBergstrĂśm? ThatâŚthing? You may need to read up on the mind more since your mother may not be alright in hers.â A playful gasp leaves your lips as he spoke and you burst out in a loud laugh. âVictor! What a cruel thing to say!â he ends up laughing alongside you. Only with him were you so willing to not hide your âunladylikeâ laughter as your motherâd put it.Â
When the two of you come down from your fit of laughter you wipe the happy tears off your cheeks. The sun was setting and you knew you should be getting home. âThank you for spending time with me before you leave. Do you promise to write?â You stand up and dust the dead grass and dirt from your dress. âI will try to. Maybe you and the rest of my family can visit sometime?â When he said âthe rest of my familyâ a small smile appeared on your lips. âHow kind of you, Victor. You think us to be so close were on familial terms!â Your smile widens. âWell yes. You're like a twin sister. A semi annoying and weird twin sister.â he replies with a smirk. âWe must be twins entirely then! For all that you've used to describe me applies to you as well.â you reply smugly.Â
He chuckles lowly âI pray for your future husband. Only god knows you can never hold your tongue.â he stands up alongside you and stretches. âWe should be off.â he adds as you two walk back to his house. Your mother allowed you to spend the night as long as you slept in the furthest room from any of the men. You couldn't really sleep that night, the day Victor leaves is the day the trajectory of your life changes.
 Your sleep wasn't very fulfilling but due to the sun now rising you had to get up. Quickly you change and leave the room to see Victor before he would leave. Already he was getting his luggage ready and saying goodbyes. You walk up to him and hug him. âI'll miss you Victorâ you say and tighten your arms around him. âOf course you will.â he says and you nudge him in the stomach with your elbow. He simply scoffs and sighs. âIll miss you too. While I'm in university I promise to write you about all the wondrous things i'll learn.â Tears prick your eyes and you squeeze harder. âWhen you're back, will you teach your studies to me?â you ask and sniffle. You feel him nod against your skin âIf your mother tries anything, promise to write to me.â he cups your cheeks and you nod.Â
Soon you step away so the remaining others will have their turn to say goodbye to him. Elizabeth approaches Victor with a sad smile. âI will miss you dearly.â he cups her cheeks and presses a kiss to her forehead. âAs will I. Keep me up to date with any familial matters.â Elizabeth then smiles and nods. âI will, Victor!â He nods one last time at her before departing. A sinking feeling of sadness fills your stomach and tears fill your eyes. Your parents would be expecting you to return soon. You grab your handkerchief and wipe the tears from your cheeks. You hear Elizabeth's voice beside you, âI know we were never close but if anything happens,â she says with emphasis on anything. âPlease do not be afraid to confide in me.â She hugs you and walks back to the home. With a heavy sigh you begin your walk home.Â
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hello lovely, hope youâre having a nice day! do u have any tips for girls who are on the younger side (like 17 yrs old) who wanna be trad? Iâve been trying to look more into feminine living n etiquette rules and stuff, any stuff I should enhance further or do as well?
Hello! I have been having a lovely day, thank you. I do have a lot of advice that Iâd give to younger trad girls, but I should clarify that to me, being trad is largely about values and goals - such as loving God, being feminine, and raising a strong, honourable family - rather than aesthetic, so my advice might lean more towards trad lifestyle tips rather than say, glow-up tips (though I do have a few of those) Here are some of my tips:
Put God first in your life. Read the Bible and pray daily, and always remember Godâs love. Find a church that doesnât sugar-coat things, but also isnât all doom and gloom. Neither are beneficial for your long-term spiritual growth.
Make sure to love and take care of yourself. This doesnât mean that you should be self-obsessed or vain, but itâs so important to treat yourself kindly. If you donât love yourself you are likely to put up with other people mistreating you because you think you donât deserve better, and you absolutely do.
Since tradblr has a major focus on being a wife, Iâd give this advice; donât stress about finding your husband right now. I know how annoying this can be to hear, but seventeen is very young. While I still feel much the same as I did when I was seventeen, I have had so many more experiences and grown as a person since then. As much as I wish I was married now, Iâm still very glad that I didnât marry when I was a teenager/very young adult, because I would have many regrets. If you already have a boyfriend who you want to marry someday, keep this in mind; donât make any serious relationship decisions until you see how he acts around/treats his family. If you marry him, youâll be his family and heâll treat you the same way. On the same note, donât make any commitments until you see him angry. This doesnât mean that you should purposefully make him angry (please donât do that) but you want to see how he controls his temper. At the end of the day, it really is best to wait until you are both older to make any commitments, especially since men tend to mature slower than women (please note; this does not mean you should seek out older men! Keep yourself safe). With that being said, you can absolutely plan and prepare for when you are older! So on that note...
Get a hope chest! It doesnât have to be a fancy antique one; it could just be any old storage bucket. If you do have an antique one, make sure to inspect the latch - you donât want one that could lock a child or anyone else inside. Fill it with things you want to fill your future home with, or things for your future children. This can help motivate you if you ever feel frustrated with waiting.
Eat healthy. There are hundreds of different diets out there, but eating doesnât have to be anything complicated; just eat real food with real ingredients, and make sure you eat enough fruits, vegetables, and get lots of meat/protein. This is a good opportunity to practice cooking as well!
Save up as much money as you can. Youâre more likely to be living at home now, so save while you donât have as many bills to pay.
Donât curse. Cursing makes you seem less intelligent, and itâs often mean-spirited. Swearing is also just not ladylike.
Practice cooking, baking, cleaning, learn an instrument (piano or violin are especially nice in my opinion) mending, knitting, decorating...any kind of traditionally feminine skill you are interested in, start practicing now. You want to start living your future dream life now as much as possible. Not only do you have more time to gain skills before you need them, but you also are able to determine if itâs really what you want or if you need to adjust your goals.
As for some beauty tips:
- Hair: Give yourself scalp massages, get a natural hairbrush (wood, boar bristle, etc) and brush your hair for 100 strokes every night, and then braid it or put it in a protective hairstyle before sleeping. Satin or silk pillowcases are also excellent. Do a hair mask once a week.
- Skin: Instead of focusing on covering up blemishes with makeup, focus on taking care of your skin! Drink lots of water, avoid touching your face, wash your face twice a day, and use a good moisturizer. Find out your skin type to figure out the best way to care for your skin.
- Teeth: Try oil pulling! It helps so much. Brush at least twice a day (not immediately after eating, though, as it can damage your enamel) and donât brush too hard; you donât want to damage your gums.
Iâd also recommend finding a nice perfume/fragrance! Iâve avoided this until recently, as Iâm very sensitive to fragrances and always got headaches. But I found that in my case, higher-quality perfumes donât bother me, and so Iâve been wearing my signature perfume daily. Find a signature scent - for me, itâs peony. It makes you instantly recognizable when you walk into a room. You donât want to wear too much of it, but having a nice perfume just makes me feel more feminine and happy, and Iâve been getting many compliments.
Thereâs more to be said, and itâs likely Iâve forgotten something, but Iâll leave it there for now. If you have any more questions, or if you want more specific advice on specific subjects, feel free to ask! I hope this was helpful to you in some way!
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Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024.
Why did you close the door the last time you closed one? I closed the bathroom door. We used to close it because the sink faucet was leaky and the noise was obnoxious, but now I just do it out of habit.
Stripes or polka dots? Not a huge fan of either when it comes to clothing.
Do you care if people touch you when theyâre talking to you? Depends. Like if they come over and put their hand on my arm or shoulder while they're telling me something, that's fine, idc.
What is your gender? So ready to transcend this mortal flesh so I don't have to think about it anymore.
Do you think that people think its obvious? Hella.
How long did your first date last? You mean the relationship? A little over a year.
Is your favorite color within 10 feet of you? Yeah.
Highlight of your day? Probably seeing Nan. She's great. She's a volunteer who does shitloads of laundry for the shelter.
Would you rather be on a boat or a plane? What kind of boat? What kind of plane? Where am I going?
Can you tell when girls (or guys) have eyeliner on? Probably.
Can you cook? Lol I usually say, "Well, I can follow a recipe - it's not that hard." But sometimes it is that hard - to trust and just do what it says. ;D
How high is your ceiling? Idk.
Whats the worst job you can think of? Got that Hoist the Colors North Sea oil rig song stuck the fvck in my head right now.
Do you swear a lot? Depends on the company and how zesty I'm feeling.
Does the last person you texted have an O in their name? No.
Is everything working in your house? No.
Would you rather have a pool or a trampoline? Trampoline.
Does pop give you energy? Not enough to be noticeable. Same with coffee.
TV show you love with a passion? Let's go with podcasts instead since I don't really watch TV anymore. One of my favorites would be Brothers of the Serpent.
Do you think you learned anything from the worst night of your life? Not sure what I would consider to be the worst night of my life, but probably a combination of "I can survive more than I think I can" and "self-destruction never makes a difficult situation better."
Perfect age to get married? I don't think there is a perfect age.
Is it safe to say you own over 20 pairs of shoes? Not even close.
Name a career path that women are known for taking. I don't know if this is a career path women are known for taking, but the animal shelter staff is comprised of mostly women. There are only two men working there atm.
Favorite type of cookie? Peanut butter, white chocolate macadamia nut, sugar cookiesâŚetc.
A quality you look for in choosing a significant other? Aside from the usual qualities, the sense that I can just be myself around them. That they really do love me for me.
What would I find if I looked in your pocket? Nothing.
What was your first word? Aside from Mama and Dada, I think it was Duck.
A musical instrument you wouldnât mind learning how to play? Harp, guitar, or violin.
Last time you went to 7-eleven? No idea. But I was at Loaf-N-Jug recently to fill up on gas.
A fast food restaurant that you hate with a passion? There isn't one.
Does everyone in your family have a job? My mom and dad are retired. Last I knew, my sibling wasn't working. I'm also not employed, but I do volunteer work.
Going anywhere this weekend? Animal shelter both days.
Is your room ever clean? Yeah.
What does it mean when youâre being quiet? Could mean almost anything. Tired, shy, sick, uncomfortable, don't have anything to say, simply chillin'.
Last person you had a face to face conversation with? My dad.
Whereâs your phone? On my desk, charging.
Do you know the difference between your and youâre? Yeah.
How late did you stay up last night? I was in bed by around 7:00pm.
Anyone youâre ready to kill? No. Not even myself. :')
Do you need to get a tan? Curious about how I would look with a tan, but I don't actually want one.
What do you want? Gonna drop an annoying cliche here, but I would love to "find my tribe." I'm acquainted with a number of great people, butâŚugh. Chronic outsider syndrome.
Favorite TV show as a kid? Franklin, Little Bear, DBZ, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Gullah Gullah Island, Hey Arnold, etc.
Whatâs a show that you absolutely refuse to watch? There are plenty of shows I'm not interested in watching, but it's not like I'm specifically refusing.
How many times have you been in love? A few times.
Go camping or go to a party? Camping.
Do you remember how old you were when you started swearing? I don't remember exactly, but probably sometime around middle school.
How many years older than you would you date someone? Might consider up to lower / mid 40s.
What was the last thing you pinky swore on? I have no idea.
Would you consider yourself a nice person? Could always do better, but I certainly try to be.
Are there a lot of mirrors in your house? Not really.
Has there ever been a serial killer in your house? No�
Do you know anyone who looks like Adam Sandler? No.
True or false: Glee is annoying. I've never seen it before.
Last thing you cooked? Chicken.
Do you use slang often? Sometimes.
Wear glasses? When I'm driving.
About how old was the last person that hit on you? I haven't been hit on in ages.
What color are your headphones? Black.
Would you make a good teacher? Why? I doubt it. Even when it comes to subjects that interest me, I'm not very good at explaining them or building up a foundation from the beginning.
Donât you hate those commercials that try too hard? I hate commercials in general.
Is the fan on? No.
Any special reason why youâre taking this survey? Took it for a couple of questions and now I'm regrettably committed.
What does the last text message you sent say? I sent a few random words to my dad to let him know I was on the way home from the shelter earlier.
Your friend needs you to run to the store to get a pregnancy test. Do you? I have one friend and it's not possible for them to get pregnant. They also live in California, so even if it was for their partner or whoever, the answer would still be no.
Do you log out on facebook when you leave the site? Don't use Facebook. I don't log out of my other social media accounts, though.
What color are your underwear? Blue, gray, and yellow. Lol, they've got dump trucks on them. ;D
How short are your nails? Pretty short, but I still need to clip them within the next couple of days.
Do you like the opposite sex to be dominant or you the one in control? I would prefer a more "dominant" partner. Not to the point of being overbearing, but more of a protective / take the lead kind of way.
Favorite holiday? I just love the holiday season in general. It's not about the actual days themselves, but the feelings of excitement, nostalgia, and festivity surrounding them.
If I asked you to point to Ohio on a map of the US do you think you could? Nope. Pointed to Wisconsin instead lmao.
Youâre locked in a room with spiders. Do you have an issue? Like two spiders or an absolute infestation of them? Depending on the circumstances, I might be more upset about being locked in a room.
Do you wear your most expensive item of clothing often? None of my clothing is expensive.
Do you eat a lot of food? It feels like it.
Have your parents ever tried to control your relationship? No.
Have you ever had to give someone directions before? Yeah.
Speaking of which, are you good at understanding driving directions? For the most part.
How many people do you text daily? I don't text anyone on a daily basis, but I text my dad most frequently and will occasionally post to the cattery group chat.
Do you play any instruments? Which instruments do you play? No.
Is there anyone who you call by their last name? No.
What did you do on your last birthday? I spent the morning at the animal shelter and then went out to lunch with my parents.
Which of the Seven Deadly Sins do you commit the most? Envy and sloth.
Has anyone ever told you that youâre incapable of whispering? No.
What is your least favorite subject in school? It used to be Math.
Have you ever been involved in a custody battle before? No.
Do you know a couple who constantly sucks on each otherâs faces? I don't.
When was the last time you watched a YouTube video? Earlier this morning. A video by Shawna Ripari.
Have you ever babysat a newborn baby before? No.
When was the last time you held someoneâs hand? No idea.
How many meals have you eaten today, so far? Two.
Do you think itâs stupid for people to call others âhot?â NoâŚ?
Do you personally think Wikipedia is a reliable source? No.
Have you ever shopped at Wet Seal before? Did you like it? I've been to Wet Seal before, but I didn't purchase anything.
What is your favorite Disney movie of all time? Ooh, that's tough. Maybe Pocahontas, Beauty & the Beast, or Moana.
When you were a child, did you ever want to become a wizard/witch? Maybe a little bit.
Would you rather have hardwood floors or carpet? Definitely hardwood. So sick of dirty old carpet.
Who was the last person you yelled at? Why? Probably my dad.
As a kid, did you ever go to camp? Yeah. Camp Jackson and Camp Lazy Acres.
Have you ever made out in a movie theater before? Hmmm.
Are you currently trying to learn to play any instrument? No.
When was the last time you went somewhere you thought was haunted? I don't think I've been anywhere I felt was haunted.
Who was the last person to compliment you? Nan.
How old were you when you got to go on your first date? I think I was 13. I went to a Gold Kings hockey game with Michael and his mom.
Would you call your parents over-protective or under-protective? Somewhere in the middle, I suppose, with my dad being slightly more over-protective.
Did your parents ever let you play in the pits of those multicolored balls? Yeah.
Have any of your siblings ever had a crush on your significant other? I don't think so.
Do you still watch cartoons on television? No.
What do you usually order at Taco Bell, if you go there? I haven't been to Taco Bell in forever, but maybe a black bean crunch wrap supreme and a side of nachos and cheese.
Is there anyone currently annoying you? No.
Have you ever felt like someone was following you? No.
Do you like short or long surveys the best? I prefer shorter ones. This one was a bit too long for my tastes.
Have you ever bought fake money and tried to make it pass for real? No.
Are your siblings nice the majority of the time? I have no idea how my sibling acts the majority of the time, but due to some of the things they've said and done, I don't think of them as a very nice person.
Do you freak out when a thunderstorm comes along? Nooo. I love thunderstorms.
How often do you shower? Almost daily. Twice daily if I go to the shelter.
Have you ever had to sell something for a school fundraiser? Yeah.
How many sodas do you usually drink in one day? Zero.
Have you ever met someone who was completely weird all-around? Sure.
Do you ever watch any soap operas? Naw.
Have you ever met someone who was mean to everyone? Not everyone but Alex could be that way behind some people's backs. Made me wonder what she was saying when I wasn't around.
Do you think long surveys are boring or entertaining? Sometimes they start to drag. No matter how interesting the questions are, I start to get drained after a while.
What color is your significant otherâs hair? No significant other.
Have you ever applied for a job at Walmart before? No.
Would you ever become a foster parent? No.
Are you ashamed of anyone in your family? No.
When you get married, will you convert your last name? Probably.
Are your parents divorced, married or separated? They're separated, technically not fully / legally divorced.
Has someone ever left a relationship with you for someone else? Yeah.
Whatâs the most painful thing youâve ever experienced? I don't knooowww. It's so hard to pick a single event because it's not always about the event itself, but how it piled upon or compounded other already existing hardships.
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I learned about the insane world of slap-fighting - a REAL sport mind you - and gave some of my coworkers slap-fighter names
Here goes it:
Manager 1 - Stick Bug (tall and lanky, has somewhat stunted movements and a gate like a stick bug, anxious af and rather harmless but I think if he swung hard enough his stiff arms could do some real damage)
Manager 2 - White Knight (he is the most unproblematic white boy with a mostly unpassionate flat affect, also stood up for me against that one coworker)
General Manager - Hidden Switch Blade (I just think heâd carry one just bc itâs funny)
Assistant Manager - Karrot Kake (ginger and slightly pudgy, also appreciates stupid things like replacing hard câs at the beginning of words with kâs)
Coworker 1 - Brokeback Bastard (big lad who jokes regularly about his degenerative disk disease, a hetero who can do the splits better than most drag queens hence the gay name)
Coworker 2 - Blindsider (basically blind without her glasses, but unexpectedly strong and powerful [met Coworker 1 at a party and punched him bc he drunkenly asked her to after she drunkenly hit him by mistake once already and then knocked him literally off his feet, theyâre married now])
Coworker 3 - Shooting Star (name begins with âstarâ irl, has a very strong personality that overwhelms me on occasion but sheâs very sweet)
Coworker 5 - Little Shit (older lady who doesnât speak any English aside from swear words and names, âlittle shitâ is her favorite thing to say in English [all the managers either speak or have learned some Spanish to communicate with her and taught her said swear words])
Me - Biggie Bendy Straw (one coworker compared himself to Tupac and myself as Biggie and it stuck bc I am teeny and absolutely not gangsta, hyper mobile and have shown most of my coworkers videos/pics of me fitting into tiny spaces [have arranged with coworkers to prank Stick Bug by crawling out of empty cabinets eventually])
Donât have anymore names atm, but I have decided what type/color of cat everyone would be bc Iâve always LOVED cats and it has permanently affected how I view and understand people my whole life
Me - fluffy colorpoint munchkin (colorpoints are one of my favorite colors, fluffy cats r cool, and I can fit into small spaces)
Manager 1 - black and white cat (almost definitely undiagnosed ASD and takes everything very seriously and at face value)
Manager 2 - white shorthair (see unproblematic whitey statement, impeccably clean and wears the same style pants but in different colors every day)
GM - grey shorthair (very calm and goofy, nonchalant about most things, everyone respects)
AM - short ginger tabby (see ginger above, gets along with everyone)
Coworker 1 - dumb orange and white tabby with busted up tail (ADHD and accident prone and has many scars from it but iron fortitude)
Coworker 2 - solid tortoiseshell (assertive and takes no shit but also kind)
Coworker 3 - fabulous greying silver and white tabby longhair (very glam personality, ate it up in the 70s)
Coworker 4 - short greying black shorthair (arbitrary color choice bc black cats are just my favorite and she is very very sweet)
Some others I didnât mention before
Manager 3 - black medium hair (has nice poofy haircut and has a cool moon-related style)
Manager 4 - mousey brown shorthair (has brown hair, quiet but efficient, I made a joke about her cooking a mouse in the oven when she burned bread one time [it smelled bad and def wasnât a mouse but I have done that on accident at home bc we get mice in the winter])
Coworker 6 - rusty tabby (friendly and mischievous, pulls pranks on Stick Bug on the reg, has gotten hit by cars riding his bicycle numerous times but has never gotten more than a scratch, dumpster dives for no particular reason other than to entertain himself [also tells harmless over exaggerated stories so maybe the car thing has only happened a couple of times])
Coworker 7 - dilute calico and white (boisterous and jokey, usually pretends she understands what youâre talking about but will immediately admit she doesnât if you ask)
Coworker 8 - generic brown tabby (usually slacks off when he can but still gets his bread, very very southern accent so he reminds me of a barn cat)
And thatâs it. Enjoy ig lol
#autism special interest#actually autistic#coworkers#cat brain#special interest#slap fighting#cat associations#wrestler names#thanks warrior cats
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Why did you close the door the last time you closed one? The door automatically closes behind me. It was the back door to our office and it remains closed and locked for security.
Stripes or polka dots? Both are cute.
Do you care if people touch you when theyâre talking to you? Um, as a general rule, donât fucking touch me??? But like, if someone is consoling me and talking to me, then I donât mind if they have a hand on my shoulder or even a hug or something. But even then thatâs usually someone Iâm close to anyway.
What is your gender? Iâm a woman.
Do you think that people think its obvious? Gender isnât obvious bro. Yes I do realize the irony in saying bro haha.
How long did your first date last? My very first date ever? I donât remember, that was ages ago.
Is your favorite color within 10 feet of you? Yes, a feature wall and some accents in this office are purple.
Highlight of your day? Finding out not only is John Mulaneyâs new special coming to Netflix April 25th, but also Pete Davidsonâs new show is coming to Peacock May 4th! What a day!
Would you rather be on a boat or a plane? I mean, travel-wise, a plane. I wouldnât mind going out on a boat for the day though.
Can you tell when girls (or guys) have eyeliner on? For the most part, yeah.
Can you cook? I get by.
How high is your ceiling? We have pretty low ones in the apartment since we are in the basement. In the office I am in Iâd say they are at least 10ft.
Whats the worst job you can think of? I donât know, thatâs objective.
Do you swear a lot? I do oops.
Does the last person you texted have an O in their name? She does.
Is everything working in your house? Our oven has been broken for 3 years now haha. We have just been using the toaster oven lol.
Would you rather have a pool or a trampoline? Uh, a pool, hands down. Does pop give you energy? Eh.
TV show you love with a passion? BoJack Horseman. Do you think you learned anything from the worst night of your life? Blech.
Perfect age to get married? The perfect age doesnât exist, as long as you feel you are ready (and both of you are legal consenting adults) then fuckin go for it.
Is it safe to say you own over 20 pairs of shoes? Ehhh not quite.
Name a career path that women are known for taking. Any career path they fucking want.
Favorite type of cookie? Those pre-cut Pillsbury sugar cookies with the holiday designs.
A quality you look for in choosing a significant other? Humor.
What would I find if I looked in your pocket? Nothing.
What was your first word? I have no idea.
A musical instrument you wouldnât mind learning how to play? Piano.
Last time you went to 7-eleven? Itâs been a bit. The last time I remember going was maybe the end of summer, early fall?
A fast food restaurant that you hate with a passion? Burger King because the food is gross and Chick-Fil-A because the owners are gross.
Does everyone in your family have a job? My father is retired.
Going anywhere this weekend? I have no definite plans as of right now.
Is your room ever clean? Right now its kind of storage for a few pieces of furniture until my sister moves into her new place and I can put them there so it is a bit of a mess.
What does it mean when youre being quiet? That Iâm not talking?
Last person you had a face to face conversation with? My coworker.
Whereâs your phone? Itâs just right next to me.
Do you know the difference between your and youâre? Yep.
How late did you stay up last night? Until about midnight.
Anyone youâre ready to kill? Yes. Or just make not exist.
Do you need to get a tan? I never âneedâ to tan because I donât care if I am or not.
What do you want? To sleep. And also cheese fries.
Favorite TV show as a kid? Oh SO many. Pokemon was a big one. Almost everything on Nickelodeon. Garfield and Friends. Tiny Toons. Powerpuff Girls
Whats a show that you absolutely refuse to watch? The Big Bang Theory.
How many times have you been in love? Twice.
Go camping or go to a party? Camping, but depends on the party.
Do you remember how old you were when you started swearing? My sister used to let me have âswear timeâ when sheâd babysit me. I was like, 4 or 5 when that started, lol.
How many years older than you would you date someone? Mark is 5 years older than me. What was the last thing you pinky swore on? Oof, I canât remember; but I am sure it was with my nieces.
Would you consider yourself a nice person? Yeah, mostly.
Are there a lot of mirrors in your house? No.
Has there ever been a serial killer in your house? I mean, itâs possible one has lived there before we did? Do you know anyone who looks like Adam Sandler? Yeah, actually one of my coworkers does. Itâs WEIRD.
True or false: Glee is annoying. True.
Last thing you cooked? I made some pesto pasta stuff the other day to take to lunch with me.
Do you use slang often? Sure.
Wear glasses? Yep. Cannot function without them. About how old was the last person that hit on you? My husband is 38.
What color are your headphones? I have a purple pair and a blue pair.
Would you make a good teacher? Why? No, because that sounds awful.
Donât you hate those commercials that try too hard? Donât we all.
Is the fan on? No.
Any special reason why youâre taking this survey? Nope.
What does the last text message you sent say? It was a sad face emoji.
Your friend needs you to run to the store to get a pregnancy test. Do you? Yeah, in a heartbeat.
Do you log out on facebook when you leave the site? I have not logged out of a website in YEARS.
What color are your underwear? Burgundy.
How short are your nails? They are SO LONG. I am getting them done today and Iâm going to have her cut them a little bit.
Do you like the opposite sex to be dominant or you the one in control? Depends.
Favorite holiday? Halloween.
If I asked you to point to Ohio on a map of the US do you think you could? Yes.
Youre locked in a room with spiders. Do you have an issue? Depends on the amount of spiders and type of spiders. Like, black widows? Iâd be dead.
Do you wear your most expensive item of clothing often? I donât even know what that is.
Do you eat a lot of food? Uh huh.
Have your parents ever tried to control your relationship? No.
Have you ever had to give someone directions before? Yeah..
Speaking of which, are you good at understanding driving directions? For the most part.
How many people do you text daily? On average like 1-4. Usually my husband, my friend Lolly, and sometimes my friend Sarah or Ellen, sometimes my sister.
Do you play any instruments? Which instruments do you play? Nope.
Is there anyone who you call by their last name? No.
When was the last time you watched a YouTube video? The other day I watched a couple of Grav3Yard Girl videos.
Have you ever babysat a newborn baby before? Yup.
When was the last time you held someoneâs hand? Yesterday I held my nieceâs hand while we were crossing the street.
How many meals have you eaten today, so far? Just lunch.
Do you think itâs stupid for people to call others âhot?â Not at all?
Do you personally think Wikipedia is a reliable source? It might be?
Have you ever shopped at Wet Seal before? Did you like it? Nope.
What is your favorite Disney movie of all time? Emperorâs New Groove.
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hate the way only the men in this family are allowed to be ambitious
#as much as they bang on about how important education is blah blah blah I'm still always the one#Who's sacrificing mine to clean after my brother and cousins and cook for them and serve them#and they can do nothing all day and its fine but when I dedicate myself to learning im being selfish#its like. I'm not allowed to have dreams outside of this narrow oath which ends#in me marrying a man exactly like them and ending up cleaning after him and becoming an incubator for his children#always 'i want the girls in this house to be educated' but then we're only allowed to do certain things its just.#This is so. idk it kind of kills me#I've seen thishappen to my mum like right in front of me as I was growing up#I'm not letting them do the same to me I swear I'm not
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Umm hello!! I hope you don't mind me requesting this, I saw your dating hcs for Sun and Macaque and I loved them! May I request some marriage hcs?? Like what would include being married to these mistical monkeys?? Please and thank you! ^^
ę°ŕ¨ŕ§ďšLego Monkie Kid - Marriage Hcs for Sun Wukong and MacaqueÂ
I swear I'm not dead it's just been busy lmao
Ofc I don't mind!! Here you go <33
Warnings: None
Sun Wukong
⢠Dating him was one thing, but marriage? That's a whooole other ballgame. Definitely has its ups and downs and they are very prominent
⢠Not going to lie, youâre probably the one who proposes. Wukong is immortal, so the thought of proposing has never really crossed his mind (neither has marriage tbh). He doesnât see the point in getting married since you two already act âmarried.â If you want to make it official, though, heâll give inÂ
⢠He doesn't stress over taking you on extravagant dates or giving you expensive gifts when you're dating, and it's the same attitude when married. Hell, your wedding only consisted of family and a few close friends and there wasn't much planning involvedÂ
⢠Thereâs not much discussion on the topic of moving in together, it kind of just happens on its own? When you were dating youâd always show up at each otherâs homes (often unannounced on Wukongâs end) so thereâs not really much to talk about since you're both already kind of used to staying in the same place together
⢠I hope you know how to cook because he sure can't! He travels a lot and ends up snacking on peaches and peach chips so he hasn't tried to learn. The most he can do in regards to "cooking" is brew you a cup of tea. Don't worry about preferences, at this point he'll eat anything as long as it tastes good.
⢠This man leaves his stuff all around the house. There's probably an extra room somewhere dedicated to some of the stuff he's hoarded over the years. Unless you want to spend days cleaning everything, make sure he picks up after himself
⢠One word. Commitment. We all know that Wukong can have some trouble when it comes to commitment Don't be surprised by his tendencies to run off on adventures while notifying you at the last second. You're going to need to call him out on his behavior because he most likely isn't aware that he may be hurting youÂ
⢠After you both start to get settled in the marriage, there are lots of traveling together, whether it be for business, adventures, or vacation. You've probably seen more little corners of the world now than before you were married
⢠Watching the sunrise together. I know, cheesy, but honestly, a relationship with Wukong is going to be a little cheesy sometimes. He loves watching the sunrise because it makes him feel at peace and boosts his mood (especially since the view from his home is incredible) and he wants to share that with you
⢠Personally, I think Wukong wouldn't mind trying to start a family, though he wouldn't be in any rush to do so. Don't get me wrong, he likes the thought of it, but even he's aware of how much knowledge he lacks when it comes to familial relationships
Liu'er Mihou/Macaque
⢠His anxiety really said [insert upwards trend chart emoji here]. He didn't think he'd ever get married to anyone (not that he isn't over the moon about it). He's both excited and anxious
⢠Like Wukong, Macaque prefers a smaller wedding with a shorter guest list, though he takes wedding planning a bit more seriously. Part of the reason for this is that he likes things organized. The other part is that he wants your wedding to be as memorable for both of you as possible
⢠Congrats, you've domesticated Macaque /hj. Seriously though, he finds himself spending more time at home with you. When he leaves the house, it's typically to do something absolutely necessary (ex. when the Lady Bone Demon needs him for something). He sees both home and you as an escape from his troubles
⢠There's this brief period after you get married when he won't stop doing nice things for you (making/buying you gifts, doing tasks for you, etc.). Of course, it's because he loves you, but it's also because part of him thinks that the marriage is too good to be true and that he needs to prove that he's worthy enough for it
⢠Splitting chores because he doesn't think it's fair for one person to take all the workload, nor does he see a point in doing so. You'll take on the bigger chores (such as cleaning out the house) together
⢠Has a huge rush of pride when he sees you wearing the ring on your finger. Sometimes his eyes will linger on it, though he'll immediately avert his gaze if you notice
⢠You thought he couldn't get any more protective when you started dating, but that was only scratching the surface of it. It's still not too overbearing but it's on thin ice. At this point, you've probably become best friends with the shadow clones he sends to look after you when he's gone
⢠Speaking of shadows, he teleports around the house a lot. For example, you'll be doing a mundane chore (let's say the dishes) and he'll just jump down from the ceiling out of nowhere
⢠There's this sort of unspoken rule between the two of you where neither of you can go to bed upset/angry at the other. What I mean by that is if there's an argument, you can't leave it unresolved. It helps encourage communication between you two
⢠Ngl,,, I think Macaque is a family man at heart. Is it something he's going to admit on his own? That's debatable. He thinks that if he ever has kids he'll end up scaring or hurting them. He'll open up to you about the idea eventually, he just needs time
#lego monkie kid#lmk#sun wukong x reader#macaque x reader#romantic hcs#marriage hcs#headcanons#askblog#askbox is open#vynnytypesstuff
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(Yandere and non con warning)
Def not the only one who wants a 18th century h.c of possessive and controlling, husband!Jungkook x forced wife!reader. Jungkook gets jealous after witnessing another man asking you out and when you come back home at night, he breeds you. Please make it rough and non con. Thank youâ¤ď¸âđĽ
-> youâre definitely not the only one. I can assure you that Iâve thought about this too many timesđŤ
â ď¸: NON CON, YANDERE!JUNGKOOK, Squirting/piss play, Physically, mental and emotional abuse, spit play,
-> sorry for any mistakes
Your parents owned a local bakery store
All the recipes were from your late grandmother
You spent almost all of your time there because you were in charge of everything
The store was under your parentsâ name but you were the one running it
Sometimes, you even slept there because itâd be too late to walk home
Your dedication to the bakery made it successful
Although, you were the one doing all the work, you parents took all the credit and money
They werenât paying you because youâre their child
They donât need to pay you
âItâs a womenâs place.â Your father said
You wanted to go back to school however, your parents laughed in your face
âSchool arenât for girls, Y/N. Learn how to cook and clean. Thatâs all you need to know. Let the men handle everything else.â
You were tired of fighting with them and eventually stopped because they threatened to set you up in an arrange marriage
Now, it was just you and the bakery
You had many loyal customers and recently, one has been coming everyday, at the same time
Heâd always buy a loaf of banana bread and if he was in a good mood, a blueberry muffin as well
Then, heâd sit in the corner table and eat two - three slices before getting up and leaving
Heâd always leave a tip behind and you always kept it for yourself
One day, he didnât come and you were surprised
For a year straight, he came and bought the same two things
Now, he hasnât visited in 4 days
Tonight, you came back home for the first time in a while
Your parents had visited the bakery to collect âtheirâ earnings and told you that you have to go somewhere with them that evening
After closing up and cleaning up, you went home and got ready
Your parents were taking you out for dinner as a treat for all your hard work
You were really excited because they were finally acknowledging your hard work
Once you arrived at the restaurant, your parents lead you to a table that already had three people seated
You immediately recognize one of them
Itâs that guy who buys your banana loaf!
You sat in front of him while your parents greeted the two other strangers
âOh, so this is your daughter? Sheâs gorgeous! Come here and give me a hug.â
You awkwardly chuckled and got up to hug the middle aged women
âOh! Where are my manners? My name is Jeon F/N, this is my husband, Jeon F/N and this is our son, Jeon Jungkook. Weâre your soon to be in laws!â
You heart dropped to the floor
âI-in laws?â You asked, confused
âYeah, honey. Is this your first time hearing about this? Weâve been talking to your parents for a while now.â
You snapped your head towards you parents and they looked emotionless
âNo, no they didnât tell me anything.â
Dinner with them was hell
Your parents were talking about your wedding arrangements right in front of you
You didnât know what to do
You wanted to rebel but then your parents would disown you
Just like that, youâd be homeless with little money to survive
In the end, youâd be paying the heavy price
You looked at Jungkook who was staring at you the whole time
You wondered if he knew about this
Maybe, thatâs why he came to the bakery everyday
âDid you know anything about this?â You said loud enough for him to hear
âI did.â
âFor how long?â
âSince last year.â
You eyes widen, in shock
You were right!
âWhy didnât you stop it?â
âWhy would I stop it when Iâm the one who wants it?â
You scrunch your eyebrows, in confusion
âWhatâre you talking about?â
âSince the first day I met you, I wanted to marry you. I told my parents and now, weâre getting married.â
Now, you were mad
You got up and stormed off, catching everyoneâs attention
You walked to the bakery and locked yourself in
Here, you thought your parents were acknowledging you for first time, when they were actually setting you up for a marriage so they donât have to take care of you
You cried yourself to sleep that night
The next couple of weeks, the bakery was closed due to your wedding
The wedding was spectacular
You wouldâve love it if you werenât being forced into a marriage
After the wedding, Jungkook took your precious virginity
He made sure to pleasure you until you passed out
He was so in love with you
Now, he was finally able to show you how much he loved you
And mark you as his
The next couple of months, he was attached to you
He took over his familyâs business and you took over your familyâs business
Heâd visit you every day at work to check if youâre with another man
He was so paranoid about it, sometimes heâd come by 3 or 4 times to make sure you were not cheating
You thought he missed you and thatâs why he kept stopping by (which is half true) however, you had no idea that he was possessive and controlling
You had to learn the hard way
Sometimes, you wouldnât leave work until midnight
You had so much things to do like preparing for the next day, making a to-do list, making a grocery lists, and cleaning every area of the shop
Itâs time consuming, so obviously you finish up pretty late
Jungkook absolutely hates that
Although you stay late in the shop once in a while, he canât stand it
He wants you to be in his arms every night
Jungkook gets angry when youâre not
This was your fourth time staying out late in the shop and heâs had enough
He couldnât help but feel paranoid about what you were actually doing in the shop
What if you lied and went on a date with another man?
What if you were running away from him?
Or even worse, what if you were having sex with another guy?
He raced to the bakery and banged on the door, which scared you
You saw that it was him and let him in
âW-whatâs wrong?! You scared me!â
âGrab your stuff, weâre going home.â
âBut Iâm not done yet! I only have a couple more things to do and then Iâll come home. I told you already-â
âI donât think you fucking heard me!â He yelled and grabbed your hair
âGrab your shit, we are leaving right now.â
He pushed you towards the counter and crossed his arms
You let your breath out in shock but scurry to get your stuff
Youâve never seen him like this and it terrified you
âI have my stuff.â
âGood, letâs go.â
He helped you lock the door and wrapped his arm around your waist
The walk home was silent
You were scared shitless
All you wanted to do was run back into your parentsâ house
But he didnât let you move an inch away from him
Once you got home, he started pushing you around and arguing some more
âJungkook, I told you this afternoon when you came to visit! I said I have to stay late so I donât have to stress myself out in the morning!â
âDonât fucking lie to me! Who were you fucking seeing?!â He screamed, frightening you more
âNo one! I swear, no one!â You whimpered
He corned you into your shared room and locked the door
âJungkook, I swear! Nothing happened!â
He didnât believe a single word coming out of your mouth
It was like you were talking to a wall
He pushed you onto the bed and stripped you naked
Jungkook pushed two fingers into your cunt and pretended to scoop out cum
âIf nothing happened, why is your cunt full of cum?â
âI donât know what youâre talking about! I didnât have sex with anyone!â
You werenât very educated about sex, so Jungkook had an advantage
You began apologizing even though you didnât have sex with anyone
You just wanted peace between you two
âIâm sorry! I didnât cheat or anything, but Iâm sorry if it hurt you! I really am!â
Jungkook slapped you and spat on your face
âDirty slut. Telling me that youâre not cheating but still apologizing.â
âNo! Please, I didnât do anything!â
Jungkook pulled his cock out and shoved it in without warning
You were still new to sex so when he didnât let you adjust, you automatically started screaming and crying
âPlease, slower!â You cried, holding onto his biceps as he went faster and deeper
âStop! Please!â
Jungkook loved the sound of his balls clapping against your ass
It honestly made him harder
All night, he was on top, fucking you hard
Your legs were spread apart, tears in your eyes and sweat dripping down your forehead
You looked like a hot mess
And he loved every second of it
âMmh- Jungkook!â
You squirted around him and had a trembling orgasm
You couldnât stop releasing your liquids on him and he couldnât stop pounding you
The bed sheet was soaked by the end of it
He pushed his cock deep inside and came
After Jungkook fell asleep, you cried for while
How were you supposed to tolerate him for the rest of your life?
The next morning
You woke up in severe pain
You lower region was begging for some pain relief
But there was nothing you could do about it
Jungkook was still sleeping next to you
You decided to leave before he wakes up
After getting ready by leaning on everything, you slowly walked to town
When you arrived at the bakery, you saw a big âfor saleâ sign
You panicked and went inside the store, only to be greeted by your parents
âMother, father! Why is there a âfor saleâ sign on the bakery?â
You parents looked at each other in disappointment
âYou see, we have to explain the obvious to your daughter. Be grateful that someone willingly married your idiot daughter.â Your father said before walking out
His words did hurt but you cared about the bakery more than your father
âWhyâre you selling it, mother? Can you not afford it anymore? Why-â
âShut up, Y/N! Youâre married now, you have wifely duties. You donât have time for this bakery so the best option is to sell it.â
Your world fell apart right before your eyes
âBut mother-â
âSave it. You already made your father upset. Iâm warning you now, you donât want to get on my bad side.â
You cried the whole morning
After you opened the bakery, lots of people gathered in line
All breads, cakes and muffins were going on sale
After you served the people in line, you went up to the tables and took their order
After you served them, a regular customer who was sitting alone gestured you to come over
You went over to the man and asked him if he needed anything
He told you to take a seat and accompany him
Since the crowd died down, you sat down in front of him
âYou look a bit stressed and sad. Whatâs on your mind?â
You were touched by his words
Finally, someone cared about you
You told him you were upset about the bakery closing
He understood and even offered money to help you keep it open
You were flattered but didnât accept the money
âMoneyâs not a problem, my parents just donât want to keep this shop open.â
You talked with this guy for a couple of hours
Although this was your first time talking to him, you talked to him like he was your best friend
When closing time came around, he got up and asked you out on a date
You didnât know what to do
You were married but you really liked this guy
You were considering saying yes when someone pulled his shoulder back and punched him across the face
âJungkook! What the hell is wrong with you?!â
âYou think I didnât see that?! I saw it all. I saw you flirting with my wife for three hours straight and then asking her out on a date!â
Jungkook beat the crap out of the guy and pushed him outside
He then came back in the store, looking at you with devil eyes
âYesterdayâs punishment clearly wasnât enough.â
The entire way home, he was yelling at you, slapping you, spitting on you, pulling your hair, pushing you to the ground and choking you
You were crying the whole time, apologizing over and over
When you arrived home, he seriously had no mercy on you
No foreplay, no lube, no adjusting
Just a raw, thick cock being forced into you
You were begging him to let you go but tonight, nothing was going to stop him
He was moving his hips insanely fast, not giving you enough time to breathe
You were choking on your own sobs
âJungkook, please no! Iâm sorry!â
âWhy did you hesitate to deny his offer? You are a married fucking women!â With each word a hard thrust followed, knocking all the air out of you
âAnswer me! Is he better than me? Does he take care of you? Does he provide money for you? TELL ME!â He was yelling so loudly, it was making you cry harder
âN-no, he doesnât. He was just the first person to care about me.â You whispered the last sentence but, Jungkook was able to make it out
âAre you saying that I donât care about you?â
He got more aggressive and fastened his pace
âTell me, Y/N! Do you think that I donât care about you?!â
You couldnât answer him because you couldnât catch your breath
He was going too fast and you were crying so hard, you couldnât breathe
Jungkook noticed how much you were struggling and added onto your struggle by holding your neck down
âApologize, right now Jeon Y/N!â
You softly apologize but it wasnât good enough for him
He lifted your legs a little, giving him better access and fucked you till you squirted
This time you sobbed your apology and begged for forgiveness
âIâm so sorry, Jungkook! Itâll neverâ ah! Itâll never happen again! Iâm so sorry! Please for- forgive me for my dumb m-mistake. Please! Iâm begging you.â You held onto the bed sheet, praying he would stop
He huskily growled and pushed his cock in deep
âFor the next 9 months youâll be swelling with my baby. Now, everyone can back off.â
He shot his hot cum right into you, filling you up to the rim
Sorry for any mistakes. Itâs 3:41am đ
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jaune's from a family of raiders
well not quite he's from a culture that puts a lot of stock in capturing and ransoming off their friends and neighbors from other tribes. think of it like a combat sport only some times you're also stealing cattle and horses.
he's a prince of the high king
well again it's more complicated the kingdoms are like city states they don't exactly legislate or collect taxes all the way out into the wilds. but they do send huntsmen to protect the area and then tax the huntsmen.
jaune's dad just happened to be a huntsman who didn't pay taxes because the area his family had lived in for generations also happened to be outside the control of vale. and lots of people wanna live near the huntsmen who can keep them safe. so he has a position of respect among all the tribes. and jaune is his son
he's also required to have a harem
this one is interesting because it's one of those cultural things that seems weird from the outside but makes more sense when you look at it. men are hard to keep alive without a hospital. even with aura. women are part of a protected group like children and so take less risks in life. leading to there being a ton more women than men. and since technology isn't quite to the level of the kingdoms proper,
well more hands to help maintain a house isn't bad right?
but most of all jaune is a man who only wants to do right by his family, whether that be those from the past, or the woman, or women, that he loves.
and this part needs no further clarification
tldr: au where jaune's part of a tribal community and brings his lover or lovers home to meet the family. how does that go for everyone?
P.S: also sorry for the flowery ask, i felt inspired by something
Ooh, do tell the inspiration!
"Unhand me, you brute!" Jaune sighed as the girl in white screeched and squirmed behind him. "Do you know who I am?! When my family hears of this, they will hang you for this! Do you hear me?"
Jaune kept his focus on the road ahead as he gripped the reigns of Valorie, his mare, glancing left and right occasionally to avoid an ambush. His family might have a hold on the territory, but with his father growing in age, so, too, did that grip loosen. A rival tribe or rogue patrol from the kingdoms would easily snatch up an easy target like the lone swordsman and his latest bride.
"Could you at least tell me where we're going?"
"Home." Jaune answered, not looking back.
"Oh, yes, of course! How could I not know? And where exactly is your home?"
"Just up ahead."
"Uh huh, I see, and what are you going to do once you're home?"
Jaune let out a long sigh as he stretched his shoulders a bit. "Well, drop you off with the others, then have you judged, if there's enough time."
"Judged?" Weiss raised an eyebrow. "Judged for what?"
"Wife material." Weiss blushed and her jaw dropped. "Can you cook; can you clean; are you good with children; can you have children; do you have any family illnesses?" He shrugged. "Routine wedding discussions."
"W-Wedding?!" Ah, and just like that, the shrieking began anew. "You savage! You brute! I refuse to be treated like some stock taken to auction, about to be sold to some pervert noble!"
"You're not being sold to a noble." Jaune smiled and looked back. "Just me." Before she could begin again, Jaune let out a sigh of relief. "Finally, we're home."
It may have only been about a week since Jaune had left, but it felt like forever since his departure from the lands of Arcadia. The valleys and hills were as green and lush as ever, and the summer winds carried the calming scent of flowers across it all. He passed the growing crops, where he saw his sisters, their wives, and some of his own watering and tending to them. They waved to him, and he returned one to them.
"Welcome home, Miss Weiss." The girl marveled at the beauty. She had only heard of such places from her studies in the manor, but to see it in person was something else. Before she could admire it more, however, the mare stopped, jostling her from her focus.
Jaune slid down, then pulled Weiss down as well, carrying her bridal style. He then set her onto her own feet and untied the binds on her wrists and ankles. She lifted her leg, then kicked his shin. He yelped in pain.
"That was for the kidnapping!" She shouted.
"Yeesh! Just a kick?" Weiss turned to see a lilac-eyed blonde woman in fieldwork garments smiling at her. "When he dropped me off, they had to get his old man to get me off of him." She looked past Weiss to Jaune. "You going soft on me, or just your taste in women?"
"And who are you?" Weiss spat. "One of his whores?"
Yang laughed and placed a sweaty, mud-encrusted paw on her delicate shoulder. It felt warm at first, then hot as her grip became tight, and her eyes red. "I dare you to say that again."
"Yang, stop it!" Weiss and Yang looked to the younger girl running from inside the house. She was a brunette with red tips and silver eyes, and she wore a red apron that she had to roll up to her shins. She futilely tugged on the blonde woman's arm. "Jaune told you not to hurt anyone else!"
She let go, making the girl yelp as she was lifted with her arm. "Aw, c'mon, Rubes, we were just playing!" She then looked to Weiss, her eyes lilac once more. "Ain't that right, Ice Queen?"
"Ice Queen?!" Weiss balked.
"Yang, cut it out, please." Jaune sighed.
"Fine, fine!" Yang turned around, lowering her arm. The smaller girl let go as she walked away. "Besides, the crops won't grow themselves. I'll go be a good workhorse." She stopped to look back and winked. "I expect my carrot tonight, though, sweetheart~."
"Play nice and we'll see." Jaune responded with a smile. With that, Yang chuckled and resumed walking, swaying her hips for a few more yards before jogging back to the field. He looked to the younger girl and smiled. "And how have you been, Ruby?"
She sighed. "Do you mean after you left, or after you came back?"
"Both."
"After you left, I missed you. It was your mom's birthday, but I couldn't afford a present, so I took on her chores for the week, but I didn't expect her chores included chimney cleaning, so now I have soot so far up my nose, I'm still sneezing black. Then I had to tend to the chickens, but they're so vicious, and I swear they can smell weakness, because the rooster jumped me at least six times. Then Zwei needed a bath, but he somehow tricked me into the tub, so I smell like wet dog a little bit. And then I had to bake her cake all on my own, but there were eggshells in it and it came out both burnt and raw somehow, and I just- Argh!" Ruby collapsed into Jaune's torso. "I really missed you."
Jaune held her and kissed the crown of her head. "I missed you, too, Ruby." He stepped back and held a hand outward towards Weiss. "Ruby Rose-Arc, this is Weiss Schnee. She's going to be my newest bride." He looked to Weiss. "Weiss Schnee, this is Ruby Rose-Arc, my second wife. She and Yang will help prepare you for judging."
"It's so nice to meet you!" Ruby swooped in, snatching the other woman's hands in hers. Her smile was wide and bright. "It'll be nice to have another short girl in our home!"
"No!" Weiss yanked her hands away. "I refuse! When my father hears of this, he'll-"
"Oh, that reminds me!" Jaune walked to Valorie and reached into her saddlebag. Weiss grumbled as she watched him pull out a small, burlap sack. "Here, Ruby. This was part of the dowry, but I want you to have it."
Ruby opened the sack and squealed in delight. "Dust crystals!" She hugged the new woman tightly. "You are the bestest bestie a bestie could ever have!"
"What the-?! Where did you get those?!" Weiss shrieked.
"From your father." Ruby ran inside with her new sack. "In exchange for marrying you, we'll allow him to trade through our lands."
"My father would never-!" Jaune gave her a curious look. "I mean, not to one of his own-!" Her voice grew softer. "I thought..."
"Listen," Jaune placed a hand on her shoulder, "if you don't want to marry me, I understand. Most of the others didn't want to, either. But if you give it a few days, you might learn to love it here. You won't go hungry, you'll be well protected, and I promise you'll be loved every day."
"I just... I didn't think I would be treated like this. By my own family."
"I know." Jaune removed his hand. "Would it be okay if I hugged you?"
"I-"
"JAUNEY!" The two saw a young woman bull rush towards Jaune, carrying a dead boar high above her head. Jaune extended his arms out and caught her, spinning in place at least a dozen times. Blood sprayed around, including onto Weiss and the other two as they embraced. When they stopped, Jaune set her down, giving her a butterfly kiss with his nose to hers. "You're home!"
Jaune chuckled. "Yup!" He peered around her and looked to Weiss. "And I brought back someone new."
Nora turned around and gasped as she looked at Weiss. "Oh! My! Dust! You are so small!" She looked to Jaune and waggled her brow. "Be careful you don't break her!" She then laughed. "I'd shake your hand, but, uh, I'm a little busy. I'm Nora Valkyrie-Arc, Jaune's fourth wife."
"Weiss Schnee." Blood dripped from her hair. "And I was just about to leave."
"Aw! Already?! We were gonna make pancakes tomorrow!"
"I was going to make pancakes, Nora." Weiss turned to the male voice and saw a slim man in the doorway, wearing both an apron and a blank expression. "Just like I do every morning for you."
"Renny!" Nora cheered before tossing the trophy to him. "This is my first husband, Lie-Valkyrie Ren!"
Despite his slim figure, the man held the heavy beast with seemingly no trouble. "A pleasure to meet you." He nodded, before turning to head inside.
"Is he also your husband?" Weiss asked. Jaune chuckled nervously. This was going to be a long day, but they both already knew that.
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SFW Alphabet Heisenberg Headcanons
I posted these on my AO3 but I thought Iâd move my headcanons onto Tumblr too - all fanfics are staying on AO3 at this stage.
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Heisenberg is a man of action, not of words. Heâd be more inclined to show affection through gift giving or physical touch once youâve reached that level of familiarity around him. In public, definitely a lot more possessive behaviour thatâs merged in with physical affection, like his arm around your shoulders or waist, hand holding, making sure youâre within arms reach.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
There would be so much swearing. Youâd have to be forced to be around him for a long time before he warmed up to you, and would have to prove that you were trying to be friends with the intent of being his friend, not for Mirandaâs or your gain. I personally HC that he and Donna get along well enough that they spend time with one another sometimes, so even being an acquaintance of Donnaâs and meeting that way would help speed things up a bit. Heâd pop in on you during really bad moments âjust to say hiâ but then you wouldnât hear from him for months because heâs too focused on his metal army to realise how much time has passed.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
He will never admit it, but he does love a cuddle. If you manage to convince him to have a cuddle session with you, he will always, always insist on being the mattress or the big spoon, and will play with your hair and trace random words and numbers against your back. When heâs had enough or needs to do something he will make a snide remark about you having had your fun and he needs to get up to do actual adult shit now, but you always find heâs a lot calmer after having a good cuddle. During rough days are the days that he will approach you directly and state plainly that he wants you to be the big spoon or the mattress, loving the feeling of your hands in his hair or playing with his various necklaces or tracing weird patterns that donât make sense against his skin. He loves a good cuddle, but again. He will deny it until his last breath.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Heisenberg can cook one (1) meal and he burns it every single time. He claims it âadds flavourâ, but in reality he was so focused on something that he forgot that he had something on the stove until he smelt smoke. Heâs also not a clean man, not organised - shit just goes on the floor and when he needs it, he eventually finds it or a replacement.
I donât think Heisenberg would want to settle down intentionally. Heâs so focused on leaving the village that it consumes every waking and sleeping thought. But, that being said, if someone was to arrive and start acting domestic around him once heâd lowered his walls enough, heâd quickly fall into some sense of routine that looks very, very domestic from the outside. Heâs very much the sort of man who doesnât ask you out, you just end up dating somehow.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Cut and run. He doesnât had time for emotions (before leaving the village) and heâs not good with words so heâd rather just up and leave and save himself the hassle. Probably wouldnât even leave a note or send a text, youâd just have to figure it out for yourself that he was alive and had left you and not dead in a ditch.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Definitely not whilst living in the village. Again, heâd not really ask someone to be in a relationship more than heâd just fall into one. But, once heâs realised that youâre dating (and after heâs left the village, whichever comes last), he may start thinking about something more long term. I feel like it would take years for him to realise that he wants to marry you, and then years again before he asks. Youâve got to be in it for the long-haul and after escaping the village, there is a lot of healing that would need to take place. So. Donât expect marriage any time soon.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Surprisingly, very? Heâs a hard ass at first, but the longer you know him and the more he drops his guard, the more you realise heâs a big ole softy underneath his hard shell. He wears a lot of his more intense emotions on his sleeves, but the more intimate ones are harder to come by and usually it takes a unique gaze to realise that heâs been gentle to you for a while, itâs just in a very Heisenberg way.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Same with cuddling, heâll never admit that he likes them but he does. You have to initiate most hugs, with his preference being you pressed up against his back as he sits by his desk or table with your head resting either on top or next to his own. Heâs always warm, and a weird but comforting blend of strong muscle with soft fat makes his hugs some of the best youâve ever experienced. Sometimes he needs them for a little pick me up and sometimes you need them for the same reason. If you ask him to hug you first, with your head pressed against his chest or shoulder, he will grumble and tease you a little, but never, ever deny you.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
Oh, forever. Iâm convinced that Heisenberg shows his love rather than says it - you learn his little love declarations as time goes on (him fussing over you or saying some form of praise where an âI love youâ would be appropriate, him making or doing something for you. Stuff like that). I donât think Heisenberg would say I love you very often, itâd only be during highly emotional or important moments that the word would just slip out.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when theyâre jealous?)
Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahahahahaha. Yeah no he gets jealous a lot. It does not take much. Angie demanding too much of your time? Jealous. Alcina inviting you to dinner with her and her girls. Jealous. That random kid from the village asking you for help and giving you a flower as thanks? Jealous. He tends to get more closed off to you and short, and if itâs Alcina whoâs the one who makes him feel this way or, heaven forbid, someone showing interest in you romantically, there will be violence. Otherwise, just a lot of pouting and occasional rants about how they know not to bother you and heâs only looking out for you and is definitely not jealous that your attention canât be on him 100% of the time.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Rough, scratchy. Usually heated but every now and again youâll have a soft make out session or give each other a simple peck as you walk by. He loves kissing your shoulders and neck just to see you shiver, and forehead kisses are his preferred way to show affection in this manner. He isnât that fussed where heâs kissed, just as long as he gets to feel your lips against him in some way.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Depends on the age - useless with babies. Absolutely useless. But once kids start talking and heâs able to answer questions or teach them words and phrases that will have their parents seeing red? Heâs incredible, mostly because heâs having the time of his life teaching them anything and everything, including different swears to share with their parents the moment they get home.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Pre escape: Each start to the day usually revolves around trying to find out where heâs passed out this time, or if heâs slept at all. Usually youâd bring him something to eat and drink to keep him going and ask what he worked on overnight before you go to get ready for your day.
Post escape: Most mornings, heâd wake up before you and youâd be woken by him playing with your hair or tracing his fingertips against your skin. Youâve taught him how to use the coffee machine, so sometimes heâll have a coffee there waiting for you. It takes a lot of work for you to pull away from him in the mornings, mostly because he refuses to let you go, but regardless, its a stark contrast to the way he was before escaping Miranda.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Pre escape: You try and stay up with him as long as possible, not wanting him to not have the company. Eventually, you pass out next to him, something he finds hysterical and heartwarming at the same time - heâll never admit it but he never thought heâd meet anyone that would trust him enough to fall asleep next to him. He usually lets you rest there for a little bit, finding comfort in your soft snoring and occasional shifting, before he picks you up and carries you to bed, making sure youâre tucked in nice and warm before going back to his work. The softness can wait for after youâve both survived his escape plan, and not a second before.
Post escape: I see two things happening frequently: The first is you falling asleep on the couch with your legs in his lap as you struggle to stay awake as he watches a show on the telly. You donât want to leave but you struggle to stay awake. When the show is finished, he picks you up and, much like back at the village, carries you to bed but only this time he crawls in after you, curling you up against his side or slotting your back against his front, falling asleep seconds after he has you in a comfortable position for the both of you.
OR
You end up going to bed a little bit early to do something, maybe read a book or scroll on your phone, who knows. Heisenberg eventually joins you, crawling into your lap until his head is resting against your chest. He falls asleep on top of you as you play with his hair, his arms wrapped tightly around your middle as you continue helping to bring him down after a stressful day.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
So, so slowly. Iâm talking at least a year of him being completely closed off because he even lowers his guard a little. Heâs been hurt before, heâs been used before. And as far as he knows, you could be someone Miranda sent to him to keep tabs on him, or you could be toying with him for your own amusement. You really would have to show that you are there for him before he started opening up to you, and even then it wouldnât be in waves, it would be in drips and trickles.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
This man has anger issues, he gets angry at the drop of a hat.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
He wonât remember stories, or names, or dates - time just blends into one, endless mess for him. But he will remember facts. You tell him your favourite colour or favourite snack? In his mind forever. You make an offhand remark about wanting something? Next time heâs at the Dukeâs, heâll see if he has any in stock.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
When you escaped the village by far, the pair of you in the back of the Dukeâs cart as he gets the pair of you away after seeing your home blow up thanks to Ethan. It was the first time that the both of you werenât on edge or scared that you were seconds away from death, and after the adrenaline of the escape had gone through your system, you were tucked up against his chest, fast asleep as Heisenberg chewed on his cigar, his arm wrapped tightly around you. It was a new beginning for the pair of you, and Heisenberg was excited to see exactly what the world had to offer to the both of you.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Incredibly, especially around Alcina and Mother Miranda. The other lords, not so much. Heâs close enough to Donna to know that she wasnât interested in stealing you, she only wanted to be her friend. Moreau was too scared of Heisenberg to try and pull any shit, the Duke was just a friend and he knew it would never go beyond that but everyone else? Is an immediate threat. There would be a lot of tugging you into his lap, keeping you tucked by his side, using his metal to hold you close. There would be a lot of threats and shouting as well as insult throwing if anyone so much as looked at you funny or made a small comment about taking you away, especially at Alcina. Heâd try and keep you away from the village and from the family meetings as much as possible, and his hand would never leave your thigh or your waist if you were forced to attend. Heâd make it clear that you were off limits to everyone and anyone.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
Not much? Maybe after escaping the village heâll put a little more effort into certain anniversaries but dates are simple affairs, anniversaries donât mean much to him. Heâd rather show his love to you everyday through small tasks to make your life more comfortable than put all his effort into certain dates. Gifts, however, is where he puts most of his energy - he definitely makes most of his gifts for you. Be it something small that he thought you might like during the day to larger gifts that take time, he will make sure every part of it is perfect for you. You donât get a gift every day, but you do get a gift most weeks.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Smoking in bed is one. He also has a tendency to focus too heavily on his escape plans that sometimes it can feel like you are being neglected. His bathing habits also are rather lacking too. He 100% wakes you up in the middle of the night to rant about something that is bothering him or explain excitedly to you something that heâs discovered or created.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Not very - he is, according to him, a naturally handsome sonofabitch, why would he need to worry about his style or be attached to a mirror forever fixing his hair?
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Itâs not so much a feeling of incompleteness because Heisenberg always feels empty and broken, but he definitely notices when youâre not nearby. Itâs not like a piece of him is missing, but more like a recognition that something in his space is gone and he misses it and needs it back for him to feel more settled.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
Heâs autistic. He got his accent from listening to/watching shows on the television in the 50s. Lady D helped raise him and it wasnât until they had a falling out that they started to hate one another. He didnât hate Mother Miranda until he was in his 20âs where it became apparent that they were only there because Miranda found some use for them after stumbling into her laboratory and finding her notes on all four of them. Heâs also addicted to netflix and loves binge watching whatever he can, especially anything to do with creating/crafting/science. Can speak 3 languages fluently.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldnât like, either in general or in a partner?)
He doesnât like to be fussed over, at least in a way that is blatantly clear that thatâs what youâre doing. He is independent to a fault, and refuses to take care of himself - but if you try to do anything to help him without his asking first and it feels like an attempt to mother him? He hates it, with a passion. The longer you know him, the more youâre able to get away with when he knows it's coming from a place of concern, but he can only handle so much because he breaks and his temper flares.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
Before escaping the village: He doesnât sleep much and where he does sleep is wherever he passes out. The man lives off of caffeine, spite and cigars, and the amount of times youâve found him passed out at one of his many desks is astounding. Best thing to do is cover him up and let him rest because at least heâs sleeping.
After escaping the village: He still doesnât sleep much, only this time it's due to nightmares of being back in the village under Mirandaâs control, or you getting hurt in his attempt to flee. He wonât sleep unless youâre asleep beside him and if that isnât happening, he either doesnât sleep at all or works himself to exhaustion so he passes out wherever he may be - just like in the village. He is, however, an octopus when heâs asleep. No matter what position the pair of you fall asleep in, you always end up in some weird tangle of limbs simply because he cannot be close enough to you.
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