You'll continue to shine like gold in my memories. Sort of, maybe a writer? He/Xe/They pronouns. 28 I'm just trash
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People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”
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Something I think people who don’t live with chronic illness don’t understand is that there is a big difference between resting to get better and resting to avoid getting worse.
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¡¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN!! HAPPY 15TH TO OUR BEAUTIFUL QUINCEAÑERA <3
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i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.
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They made having blue hair and pronouns illegal in piltover
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is there actually anything more irritating than depression apathy… like why am i sitting here arguing with myself “i kinda wanna play a video game but i kinda don’t because, what, i’m just gonna boot up a game and play it and have fun and close it when i’m done? get real”
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more cishet people should crossdress. builds a vibrant ecosystem
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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
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This is one of the funniest news titles I have read in a long time.
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reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is
#joined bc a friend told me to#promply forgot about it for 2+ years#then i found fanfiction on here from a google search when ff.net had nothing good and i didnt know about ao3#or maybe it didnt exist yet? not sure#anyway it was all downhill from there#been on this hellsite properly for like 10 years now god
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I can´t confirm if this sign is ominous, since it´s private sorry
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We're genuinely so brave for the way we somehow manage to navigate cis society never knowing wtf is going on in their heads at any given time
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