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Ik you said some of the characters ages but can we get everyone’s age in a list. I’ve been trying to come up with ages for to long I just need them layed out in front of me pretty please

Aright FINE I'll give you people your DAMN age list!

Pomni- 25 Jax- 22 Ragatha- 30 Zooble- 22 Gangle- 26 Kinger- 48

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Over the Garden Wall Chapter 3 - Schooltown Follies

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It’s OTGW time mutherFUCKERS!

F I R E B A L L !!

Day 15 of Old Art

The loveliest lies of all

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I rearranged the furniture in my room to free up some space and I finally moved my vanity to a spot that I now realize is even more excellent because it prevents my twin brother from just walking into my room while I’m SITTING THERE to flex in the goddamn mirror.

Before it was in the entryway and he’d just walk straight in and when I’d complain he’d be like “what?? You have a mirror right there ofc I’m gonna use it. i’m not even really in your room I’m in the doorway idiot”.

Now he understands how intrusive it is to fucking DO THAT.

WHILE IM FUCKING NAPPING.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM FUCK FACE.

STOP FLEXING IN MY FUCKING DOORWAY WHILE IM ASLEEP

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“forgive and forget” wrong, eldrich blast

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The New Prophecy Quest Game - Borderless cat icons

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God I love rice. All I gotta do is sprinkle some garlic salt and onion powder and I’m good

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Every time I get home after a closing shift I’m tired and everything but like. What else would I have been doing for the past 6hrs? Probably taking a low-quality nap or aimlessly scrolling around on my phone.

But now I get to sit down and eat the 1lb of guac and lettuce left over from the family dinner tonight, feeling like I’ve earned it instead of just feeling a blah “oh cool this is yummy”

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Jesus Christ punished me this week for shoplifting a whole $5 item by slapping me in the face with a $200 vet bill for my dog.

God Bless this Blessed Bitch ~.*+

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Lord help my father. He has found his prized headlamp.

There goes my father, yet again using his $240 high-beam flashlight outside to find the cat, in the process shining so much light into my pitch black room I wake up thinking the fucking actual light has been turned on.

Jesus Christ. It is 2am.

You’re outside looking for a cat and the moon is shining, you’re not in a 3-mile deep cave looking for lost frat boys. That life ended a whole 20 years ago when you retired from EMS and Cave Rescue and got a different job. Let it go please.

Please put your tactical gear away. You’re giving the chickens welders flash.

Love, your daughter,

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Understanding Autistic Girls, Women, and Gender Diverse Individuals

Yellow Ladybugs

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Today I took my dog to the vet to get her annual rabies vaccine and they brought up giving her a sedative injection so they can give her a long-needed nail trim, and I agreed bc both them and myself have tried before without it and each time was a total disaster. Girl does not like getting her nails done.

I’ve been looking into becoming a vet tech recently so I helped the vet restrain her for the shot, and when the vet poked her with the needle my dog thrashed and some of the sedative splashed in my face. Like in my eyes and mouth and all that

So I spent the next 15 minutes in the bathroom squirting saline wash into my eyes with a syringe and rinsing my mouth out while on the phone with poison control to make sure I knew what to do if I had a bad reaction :) I did take a long nap after I got home so clearly I didn’t get it all out, but other than that it’s all good

And honestly?? I’d totally do it again if it meant I could care for other animals. Maybe not every, but all things considered my only complaint was that the eyewash dried the shit out of my skin and I’m breaking out a little (if it had been a human patient I’d likely never want to be around people again)

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