#the house would be spotless and I would suck him dry tbh
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tylurrs · 2 months ago
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I need hansumfella in way that’s extremely concerning for feminism
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I understand wholeheartedly and completely
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felthief · 7 years ago
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all of them
CODIE LMAO I’M GONNA PUT PEANUT BUTTER IN YOUR SHOES
anyways phew here goes
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Definitely Spotify
is your room messy or clean? Usually it’s fairly clean, not spotless or anything, but i never let it get too dirty.
what color are your eyes? Brown
do you like your name? why? I literally hate my name, it doesn’t fit me at all. ;(
what is your relationship status? Taken :U
describe your personality in 3 words or less Tired, Objective, Worry-wart
what color hair do you have? Brown
what kind of car do you drive? color? lmao i can’t drive 8)
where do you shop? Walmart mostly
how would you describe your style? Comfortable – I wear pajamas and t shirts a lot.
favorite social media account this one?? i guess
what size bed do you have? A Queen :3c
any siblings? I have an older half brother, an older half sister, a twin sister, and a little brother
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? Honestly I would probably pick any big city that’s LGBT friendly. I can’t live in a rural setting or i’ll die
favorite snapchat filter? they change all the time, i just like looking at the new ones
favorite makeup brand(s) i don’t wear makeup
how many times a week do you shower? Three, usually
favorite tv show? UUUH. Stranger Things. 8) Or Voltron. Fcuk. I can’t pick.
shoe size? 6…:(
how tall are you? 5′6″
sandals or sneakers? Sneakers, I’m a clumsy fuck so i gotta protect my toes
do you go to the gym? can’t afford that shit
describe your dream date *ALARM NOISES*
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? Uhhh I have a 15$ walmart gift card and a 5$ starbucks gift card and that is literally it
what color socks are you wearing? I ain’t wearing socks, my feet are naked and free AS THEY SHOULD BE
how many pillows do you sleep with? Two. I used to sleep with three but I’ve had to suck it up and stop that cuz it was killing my neck. Now I just hug the 3rd one at night
do you have a job? what do you do? I am a comic artist which is kind of a job? 
how many friends do you have? Uhhh..so many.. I just never talk to them becuase I’m a shit and don’t know how to maintain relationships
whats the worst thing you have ever done? I cut a friend out of my life and blocked her on everything because she was manipulating the fuck out of me and tbh to this day i still feel guilty but I think I’m better off
whats your favorite candle scent? Oh man. Danna has this candle that’s called like peach Bellini and I want to rub the wax all over my naked body
3 favorite boy names Oliver, Aiden, Zieke
3 favorite girl names Jade, Aria, Victoria
favorite actor? Thomas Dekker 
favorite actress? Abigail Breslin
who is your celebrity crush? I don’t really have one tbh though I DID have a huge crush on Thomas Dekker until I was like 20
favorite movie? PACIFIC RIM
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? Hell i haven’t read in years, but I loved The False Prince (I’m reading the sequel now)
money or brains? what is the context? If it’s in dating then usually I would choose neither cuz money isn’t important beyond being able to live semi-comfortably and brains isn’t something I look for cuz I’m dumb as shit and don’t like it when I’m around people who make me intimately aware of it
do you have a nickname? what is it? I have. So many. 8) Lucifer, Lucifene, Lou, Lee, Lucinfeff, Lucinfeffer and that’s really just the tip of the fucking iceberg
how many times have you been to the hospital? at least 10
top 10 favorite songs pretty much anything by Motion City Soundtrack, Issues, Carlie Rae Jepsen, or Troye Sivan tbh
do you take any medications daily? Antidepressants and Anti-anxiety medications
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) Oily as sin
what is your biggest fear? Being alone
how many kids do you want? I want one. Sometimes. Other times I want none. I feel like I will regret not having one when I’m too old to consider it any more.
whats your go to hair style? Cropped I guess? It’s usually about ¾ of an inch long
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) A small apartment with a weird layout and a kitchen the size of a shoebox
who is your role model? i aint got one of those
what was the last compliment you received? An older lady I go to group therapy said I look like a cute boyfriend she had when she was younger
what was the last text you sent? I texted my dad telling him his tracfone was going straight to voicemail
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? Probably around 10, I don’t really remember
what is your dream car? i don’t know anything about cars :D Something modern and colorful with lots of room inside and gets good gas mileage
opinion on smoking? You shouldn’t do it and I’m a hypocrite
do you go to college? I used to but it was too expensive
what is your dream job? Something low-impact where I don’t have to talk to a lot of people. Data Entry I guess?
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? Suburbs for sure I would die out in the country
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? hell yeah I do
do you have freckles? I have some, up by my eyes, but they don’t show much unless I get some sun
do you smile for pictures? Sometimes :U
how many pictures do you have on your phone? 174
have you ever peed in the woods? Nah
do you still watch cartoons? Yep. All the time. Why not?
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? MCDONALDS FOR SURE I WOULD DIE FOR THOSE CRISPY GOLD NUGGETS
Favorite dipping sauce? Sweet n Sour
what do you wear to bed? Underwear and a T-shirt
have you ever won a spelling bee? I’ve never even been in a spellin bee
what are your hobbies? Drawing and sleeping
can you draw? yes
do you play an instrument? I used to play the Flute in middle school band until my bandmates stole it and hid it so I’d get kicked out. They told me to leave and I wouldn’t so I guess they took matters into their own hands ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
what was the last concert you saw? I’ve never been to a concert, that shit’s for rich people
tea or coffee? Coffee
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? I’ve never had Dunkin Donuts so I guess Starbucks
do you want to get married? no lmfao why would I saddle someone with my shit credit score and $50k of debt
what is your crush’s first and last initial? what is this crush shit u talkin bout
are you going to change your last name when you get married? i aint gettin married, damn
what color looks best on you? red? blue? black? i dunno man
do you miss anyone right now? a few people yeh
do you sleep with your door open or closed? Both
do you believe in ghosts? I have seen some shit so I’m gonna go with yes
what is your biggest pet peeve? loud chewing noises
last person you called I tried to call a hospital in Indianapolis but it went to voicemail B(
favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla cuz I’m a boring fuck
regular oreos or golden oreos? I don’t actually like Oreos 
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Sprinkles are fucking awful and I will never consume them
what shirt are you wearing? It’s a black t-shirt with a dripping poisonous looking smiley face on it
what is your phone background? It’s just the background that came with my theme. It’s dark blue and futuristic lookin
are you outgoing or shy? Shy as fuck
do you like it when people play with your hair? i barely have hair but Yessss touch my fucking head and I am yours to command for eternity
do you like your neighbors? i don’t have any neighbors
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? I wash it in the morning sometimes if it’s visibly oily
have you ever been high? a few times yeah. Not really my thing tbh
have you ever been drunk? Also a few times and boy howdy I have a good time but everyone else has recommended I maybe don’t do it
last thing you ate? Some bread
favorite lyrics right now nnnnnnnnah
summer or winter? Summer
day or night? Day 
dark, milk, or white chocolate? Milk chocolate if i had to pick one
favorite month? OCTOBER cuz its my birthday and also spooky
what is your zodiac sign all of em
who was the last person you cried in front of? probably faewild lmao
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