#I blush and then die

[veronicathegoddess]

aww what's that baby? you want more? you want me to give you more than just the tip? aw you're such a desperate little thing aren't you? begging me to push it all in. you look so cute like this, desperate and needy to be fucked properly. isn't that right? yeah it is. you just want me to push it in and fuck that little head silly. stretch you out until you can't think about anything except how full you are. how deep i am inside you that your useless little brain is falling out. yeah i know you want it that bad baby but you're gonna have to beg much prettier than that for it. gotta show me you really want it, now go on and beg for me darling

[evgar]

portrait study 🌷

[ohposhers]

how has it taken me this long to draw the best Troll in the series

[limpnoodles]

THEY SAID IT

[opikiquu]

this one was self indulgent . Sorry.

[bloomin-daydream]

idiot goobers absolute losers

[everyonesadoptivedad]

Jeremy Knox the himbo man that you are

i stopped drawing bc i have 2% left sorry if it is unFINISHED

[zarnzarn]

(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[ratguy-nico]

BoblinWeek Day 4: Admire / Favorite

My second drawing for the @boblinweek and this is a drawing totally rob from @t4tboblin but it was just too funny I had to draw it XP

The post:

This was gonna be a totally different drawing but I said "Fuck it" "I wanna do something different"

So yeah is a much simple style I said is more meme, but I wanted to try it and I did

Hope you like it though

Here without text:

[frongle444]

i don't draw these nerds nearly as much as i should

so here's some boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[kaioken16]

💙💛Commission from @notninani 💙🧡

✨Find a demon boy and give him a smooch 💋 Honestly Rin just deserves all the LOVE and Affection 🩷✨💕🙏💙✨💕💋✨💯😘

I’m very grateful to Nina for working on this amazing piece inspired by her amazing BonRin!AU pieces and Kosuke looks really good in the Exorcist’s uniform. And I love Rin’s flustered expression 😚 Please go and check out their work to see more of their AU. ✨

[napping-sapphic]

*dreamy sigh* i am once again thinking about butch women

[glitterrgalax]

lazy morning

[yaralulu]

I’m sorry but the image of lucien vanserra blushing occupies a huge amount of space in my head.Also notice how elain is the common factor in both these moments 😜.This man is down badddd elain literally has him blushing and kicking his feet.I don’t wanna hear anybody saying he doesn’t want her cause it’s a damn lie.

[weldingmetal]

how to cybertronians view hair? What would they think of the different types and hair styles?

I think they would view hair like they view kibble. Kibble is the extra bits cybertronians have that allows them to transform or something else. An example would be bees door wings or knockouts wheels. Kibble can also have cultural meaning like bots from different places tend to have different kinds of noticeable kibble, or for traditional or religious reasons.

They can be genetic as in they came with them or they can be replaced and upgraded. To them it is an extension of a humans being that can be changed and modified much easier than kibble. Examples would be hair die, braids, hair extensions, you name it. Not to mention how hair holds eons of memories and culture.

I honestly think they would find hair very beautiful and amazing that it exists. They would love to pet hair all day but they don’t want to be rude.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

me trying to explain to people why i fantasise exclusively about evil, feral, and/or deranged women who could easily kill me: