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i am not part of god's well-oiled machine
#tf2#tf2 oc#oc#oc art#team fortress 2#scout tf2#scout oc#medic beats his ass#i beat his ass#my favorite unethical dogboy#his name is hunter#my art
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irl meetup with @thr3ap3r before summer 1998 chapter 13 💀
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“Unstoppable force is about to meet immovable object”
-me, before many MANY rounds of throwing hands with Messmer
#I beat his ass#eventually#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#elden ring shadow of the erdtree#messmer the impaler#Messmer the bitch#I love him tho I swear#his cinematics?#chefs kiss#yes pls#adding another tally into reasons why I’d bitch fight marika PERSONALLY#and I don’t mean fight Radagon#no no no NO no#let me throw hands with Marika#I’ve got words to say
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GET FUCKED PAGURUS!!!!! SUCK MY NUTS!!!!!!!
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Guys I may or may not have joined a gang with Spot Conlon-
#newsies#spot Conlon#I beat his ass#apparently I have a gun and knife#I’m so much stronger than him#I joined a gang with him
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Dandori Issue
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I have finally finished season 2 of Arcane and can now enjoy your art without fear!!! They should be happy together 🥺
I take it "they" means zaundads because that is what I've been drawing the most BUT, lets be honest, applies to like 98% of the characters in the show.
They should've been a big happy familyyyy
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#zaundads#silco#vander#arcane powder#arcane jinx#arcane vi#arcane mylo#arcane claggor#poor silco having to deal with so many kids that arent powder/jinx#mylo is gonna get his ass beat if claggor can't save him#powder is just a little monkey on vander lol#silco is going to move if the kids aint gonna leave#he has to write angry letters to thr council again#thanks to the commissions I was able to buy a news screen on my pen tablet#but before it arrives I am using my old janky ass galaxy tab for art so drawing is so much slower#but after Christmas I hope I am back to using my better one#thats my queue to leave
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
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#Sir Crocodile#Monkey D Dragon#Emporio Ivankov#Dragodile#Crocodad#My art#One Piece#We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay#Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao#I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally#He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that#Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy#And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do#But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion
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11/20
#big day for doomed yaoi enjoyers#(me)#i’m never ever doing this again i was screaming every minute coloring this i literally cannot do hard light#biggest case of “trust the process” i’ve ever experienced in my life#also i was gonna originally do a gun instead of knife to keep it canon but i quickly learned i can’t in fact draw guns#a knife is more symbolic anyway. stabbed in the back. yk#(trying to comfort myself that i can’t draw firearms even after eight years of art)#i remember playing this scene for the first time and actually breaking down at 2am bc that betrayal STUNG#i actually had no remorse for akechi after that 😭😭 i actually felt like a sadist for enjoying beating his ass in shidos palace#akechi as a character was specifically designed to make me go through all five stages of grief within a matter of minutes#absolute rollercoaster of emotions#ANYWAY IM FINALLY FREE TIME TO NOT DO ART FOR THE NEXT FOUR MONTHS 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼#persona 5 royal#persona 5#p5#p5r#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#goro akechi#akechi goro#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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Fiddauthor divorce arc speedrun <3
After 30 years of searching for his lost brother through demonic rituals and summonings, Ford has become a bit of a notorious demon collector over the years. He's made a LOT of deals with MANY different demons over the years; from minor and harmless little entities to big and powerful overlords. Most of the time, these deals aren't really a one-way situation, so a lot of demons have a strong grip on him just as much as he does on them. It often ends up being a mutual sort of destruction, as in: "I know I'm but a mere mortal trifling with things I couldn't begin to fathom, and I know you will destroy me eventually; but I don't care as long as I get to destroy you too." He just needs to live long enough to find his brother.
The red hands are essentially pieces of himself (his soul, you could say??) that he wields as his method of restraint to the demons he has "tamed" so far. They act as a leash to contain each demons' powers, and he can loosen or tighten his hold on them as much as he wants. The number of hands required to contain a demon really depends on their individual strengths, but 3-4 hands are already very energy consuming.
YES, I gave all of his demons stupid names. SUE ME.
#been listening to a lot of lady gaga these days so this happened#my art#gravity falls#gravity falls au#Ford and Fiddleford beat each other's ass over 30 year feud- 40k caught on camera#Fiddleford goes to jail for being a cult leader- disruption of peace and kidnapping after the fight <3 he's in his flop era#they both suck- Im sorry- I can't make morally pure characters they need to be GREY and SUCK JUST A LITTLE BIT#it's part of the fun!!#i have so much to say about this AU but I cant verbalise all of it so y'all have to be patient with me alr#ford pines#grunkle ford#stanford pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#tw scopophobia
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Xavier's sleeper build
#tch... yea right he's lax about working out... how dare u...#i remember after i was done w my cardio i was panting and shit and he was like 'are ur legs sore? you can lean on me if you want...'#and how i look like i'm about to faint... tch... LOOOL#see at first i think he'd have a comfy bed but then... his ass is sleeping anywhere huh...#anyway i love him v much he beat my ass in kitty cards one day and made such a snide comment about winning...#i had to tone down the muscles bc i made him TOO muscular at first HAHA#me and sushi cackling at the hand on knee bc of the sheer size diff between the lads men and the mc LOL#art#killamonart#fanart#love and deepspace#xavier love and deepspace#xavier#lads xavier#lads
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The civilization trapped in an ice meteorite.
Superman, after saving the earth from another earth ending bomb, breeze through space, were glowing clouds of gas and dust known as a planetary nebula floated around aimlessly with glowing green dwarf particles as if a solar system was sucked into, but there only lays a sun and 7 planets here before before something caught his eye.
A pusling aimlessly floating ball like metorite full of frozen white ice with green dipped in the bottom in the middle of space. The pulsing glow flickers like a couple of very slow heartbeats.
Superman used his x ray vision to see inside, and what he saw immediately immediately griped the ice and speed flew over through back to the Watchtower which was not far from here.
Superman spoke in the coms of his oxygen mask to the Watchtower.
"Open the space entrance gates, and someone calls in Beatriz Da Costa. I found a floating town trapped in metorite ice with what seems civilians' insides." Superman spoke in the coms as he pushed the metorite carefully toward the watchtower, unaware of the gigantic glowing transparent being with 8 neon green eyes staring at him wrapped around the ice metorite like a Serpent to it's eggs.
#dpxdc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp prompt#danny is the ghost king#amity park town never was able to go back to their original world after Danny beat Pariah King#floating aimlessly in the middle of space covered in a far frozen ice barrier that danny manifest out of panicking#danny has tried and failed several times of putting amity park back only ended up in a random galaxy with other species of aliens#some attack#some are scared of the meteorite and the glowing giant eldritch being guarding it#elderitch danny phantom#the more time danny spent in space the more eldritch and protective he became over his town#amity park got infected with the constant ectoplasm filters and literally saved the people by turning liminal#good jack and maddie fenton reveal#superman found a ice metorite in the middle of a random space and bring it to watchtower after finding a civilization trapped inside#some aliens have been tracking down that metorite for a rematch or worship the being that whoop their collective asses#Green lantern Corp had heard many many stories about the Fierce Gargantuan protector and it's ice metorite#they got a green billboard full of galaxies and red yarn string figuring out where it coming and going#amity park got used to Danny after he became a eldritch#dash isn't simping at all#danny is still a fenturd#that jock tried to act tough only for danny to crock his head back at him 180 that was inhumane impossible with his eyes glowing#dash inner thought: Sweet lord oh mighty i am a bottom#Teddy Ghost#posting old drafts i never use
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BLUNT NOT THE HEART, ENRAGE IT
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#I’m very normal about Doey I promise#phrart#art#poppy playtime#doey the doughman#poppy playtime doey#poppy playtime drew#poppy playtime chapter 4#crimson embers au#poppy playtime crimson embers#Drew is getting his ass beat👍#just another Tuesday at the Playtime Co. Factory#tried doing some funky lineart with this one!#prolly won’t do it again (after the next two parts)#because ow#parts are probably gonna be a bit shorter from here on out just so that I’m not stressing#make a big strip and release it periodically 👍👍👍#can y’all tell that I don’t have a proper reference for what Safe Haven looks like
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Ahsoka matching her Big Brothers is something very important to me.

#Rex is a protective big brother#Even though his baby sister has weird cosmic powers and could definitely beat his ass#they’re siblings your honor#i love them so much#star wars#illustration#sw tcw#tcw fanart#the clone wars#captain rex#tcw rex#ct 7567#clone trooper fanart#star wars clones#sw tcw Rex#ahsoka tano#star wars ahsoka#ahsoka fanart#clone wars ahsoka#tcw ahsoka#501st legion#501st battalion#clone wars 501st
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Luka - deciding on what to wear on round 7 to face Till
#I'll go to hell for this but hey let's not pretend this couldn't be one of the case I mean we're talking about LUKA#Also you know what#I bet Till would immediately tackle him to the floor and beat his soul outa his ass the moment he saw one of these happen#If Mizi can scrap Luka's ass then Till is more than capable of unalive this sick mf before taking a bullet#just saying hahaha...#alien stage#luka alien stage#luka alnst#dollya art
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Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.
Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.
That poster must be having quite the experience.
#politics#us politics#tim walz#for the record I am super fucking psyched for Walz#I think he did a great job#And I think Harris made the right call#harris 2024#Harris Walz 2024#jd vance#Vance is never beating the couchfucker allegations#The problem with your party making actual reality much less relevant in political discourse is that it can also bite *you* in the ass#Functionally it doesn't matter that JD Vance never bragged about fucking a couch#Because it got repeated so many times that now it's indelibly linked to him#If someone asked random people what they think when they see Vance I'd bet money one of the top 3 answers would be “had sex with a couch”#As it should be#Because it wouldn't have happened if his vibes weren't so atrocious that everyone immediately believed it
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