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HOT CHOCOLATE HOT CHOCOLATE
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#this one I used cashew milk#but now I’m using lactaid milk#milk milk milk#also I add protein powder#I barely even lift#but gotta hit those macros#hot chocolate#cashew milk#Dutch processed cocoa
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More silly Luke Skysilverfoxwalker doodles
in my mind, almost nothing of the sequels is canon, but Luke is still grumpy and somewhat depressed, his dad tries to help tho
#star wars#luke skywalker#star wars sequel trilogy#anakin skywalker#my art#is a whole different thing in my mind like i gave rey and keylo a whole different personality and arc and#theyre like barely side characters in the background and the main guys are finn poe and rose#i love finn and rose so much#i might ship rose and rey though#ben 'what the hell is a kylo' solo skywalker#ben 'i actually suck so bad at the force i can barely lift a pencil and i couldnt ever be a jedi or even a sith if i tried' solo#rey isnt a palpatine... palpatine definitely is dead because what the fuck#force ghosts#sequel era
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(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)
athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute
odysseus: what?
athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do
penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes
odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?
athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.
penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire
athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.
penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment
zeus: where are they going
hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-
#odysseus disappears midway because athena plants one on him so hard his soul evaporates#(strategic to make him stop from coming after them and also from passion she forgot to hold back for once)#(and also shes maybe possibly in love and cant wait to get vengeance on Calypsos bitch ass who hurt him so much for so long)#penelope has had to deal with calypos afteraffects for literally the rest of their lives. from flashbacks to odysseus inconsolably crying#at her feet for forgiveness some days even though shes always said frim the first moment that it wasnt his fault#the rest of the gods have to chase them down to prevent them from eternally torturing calypso (goddesses cant die <3)#athenas blazing mad and sick with guilt and horror. she couldn't attack before because it would be seen as an attack from olympus#but as a wife! as two wifes! no political implications there no holds barred calypso gets her ass BEAT#but also pls imagine them chasing her and gods chasing them round and round the island while screaming#odysseus wavered like 17 times on whether to ask hermes for a lift there or not but goes in the end#their honeymoon in truth ends up being on ogygia#athena lovingly and seductively teaching penelope how to fillet a person both of them covered in ichor#odysseus with a hand over his mouth blushing grinning tears in eyes torn between turned on and terrified to be back and crying coz they lov#him that much.#((he goes to her just before they leave in the cave she used to drag him to. she can barely hold herself up and hes shaking to approach))#((but he's stronger now. settled and satisfied and content. he kneels by her and sets down bandages next to her.))#((i told you i was married he says. and because his truest weapon is his tongue- if youd just listened i wouldve found us both a way out))#she sobs and he leaves. the scars will never fade fully but he feels lighter as he steps out into the sun where athene and pen are waiting.#bloodsoaked and being shouted at by hera but smiling at him widely and gleefully as he approaches. takes a hand each and presses him btwn.#he squeezes back with a smile and leans into them. his beautiful horrifying wives#odypenath#odypenetha#odysseus#penelope#athena#odypen#odyath#penath#epic the musical#love in paradise
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hi write about how ur f/o(s) first impression of u.. ik it’s basic but it’s still super fun. like did they think u were ridiculous?? or did they find you interesting? or maybe the circumstances u met under made them think of u differently and you might have had a different first impression,,
#pitaya would absolutely think im scrawny… im 5ft irl im not passing the awesome cool test in their eyes#plus i can barely lift. it’s not even funny#shadow milk cookie might think im interesting and that my reactions r funny#idk how he would react im still working on it#self shipping#self insert#self ship#self ship community#selfship#selfshipper#yumeship#yumejoshi#yumeshipping#yes this kind of was an excuse to talk ab my self ships without saying it directly ( ̄  ̄|||)#selfship imagines
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Thistle from dungeon meshi is soo relatable. Hes like "i just wanna vibe w my blorbos forever and ever and ever". and hes so based for that actually
#AND valid#dungeon meshi#been thinking about how i feel the gangs™️ confrontation w thistle is waaaaay too fast.#like there were barely a proper convo before he was munched by the golden lion...#i want more content about him.. like theres such a hype at first when dungeon meshi just nonstop talk about “the lunatic magician” blah bla#then when the demons power is lifted (+hinted hes still alive) we dont even see much of him. then d story ends#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi thistle#i diagnose him w bpd. hes such a bpd girly#miss kui. thistle redemption arc when?#respectfully.....
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strange new worlds is not doing enough strange or new for me
#strange new worlds#snw critical#the nostalgia bait show is failing to both provide nostalgia or give me a new reason to watch#the writing is so solid overall and it’s so pretty and the cast is giving so much effort and yet it just feels stuck#and impeded by canon#and the episodic format both helps and hinders this#I get that it’s supposed to TOS-esque in that way but there’s a reason why I routinely forget half that show#as opposed to TNG or DS9#also in this specific ep DSC did so much heavy lifting to give us a plausible new Spock and SNW Spock is…..#not right even just in comparison to his original appearance let alone TOS Spock#where’s his bitchiness and his love of science and his barely logically supported batshit ideas where did he go#it’s like for every five minutes Spock being himself#we get an episode of purposefully OOC Spock and it’s throwing me off#and that would be fine but other than him and Pike no one is getting substantial development#how was season 1 better with this im so very confused
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to be entirely honest i think they make WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much money off of this podcast to be treating it the way that they do
#oh yeah all we have to do to make tens of thousands of dollars every month on patreon#is write a mediocre-bad podcast episode every two weeks!#nd our content for said patreon will be so far and few in between#and the content will be so irrelevant#that we will barely have to lift a finger for it at all!#the most fan interaction we’ll engage with is a zoom meeting every now and then#but we’ll hold it at such a time that most of our mainly american fanbase with a normal 9-5 job#can’t even attend! genius!!!#god i hate them#wtnv#welcome to night vale
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I got vaccinated yesterday, and my arm is so sore 😭
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have to go pick up a washing machine tomorrow a coworker snagged for $75 [!] and lug it all the way upstairs [....] to hook up before somehow draining the old one [...] because it broke mid-cycle washing sheets not once but twice thrown up on by cat [...] and we can't even get it to drain [....] 🙏 and hopefully finish putting together a 2 weeks late little birthday gift box for my sibling because i literally forgot until the night before and wanted to die. and get my axle looked at cause it might be bent. day off ❤️
#j.txt#like i am unfathomably fortunate to have found a replacement like 3 days after it broke before i had to think abt like#driving to the next town over to use their laundromat but#even when people help me i cannot describe to them how little energy reserves i have that my day off is supposed to help replenish#and the coworker's dad is who im buying it from and also a mechanic so he's like he can finally look at your axle while we're at it!#and i can help you drain the old one and take it to the dump!#and im like ur literally an it's a wonderful life angel to me rn. but i have the energy to do like 1 of those things. barely#and i am already forcing myself to add at least 1 of the add ons too like i can't do all of that on my day off#i mean i could but i would like to not feel like killing myself 🙏 i am very over dramatic but that's#what it feels like to be helped to solve a problem but like i still have to solve it#which i want to and am thankful i get to but it still requires Effort i barely have 🤘😔#and also all of this specifically after my first week in my life having pretty significant enough to be alarming back pain#seemingly spontaneous. and reconsidering opting in for medical insurance bc of it while open enrollment is still. open#even though it will take a significant chunk out of my paychecks which is why i've opted out for 4 years before now 🙏#but i can barely sit in a chair when it's bad let alone lift shit at work and not knowing what caused it is alarming 👍#wow i'm really chatty today god. why is life so Much Happening All the Time.......
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last day of testing...
#yagurlchip❤️#im so tired#and these jeans are absolute ass#i cant even run in them 💀💀#mfs so stiff i cant barely lift my legs w/o the chance of ripping them 😭😭
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My poor boy.
I am sorry, I am so sorry.
It is I am sorry. I presented you an impossible dilemma. You did only what you thought honorable, I am sure. I kiss you for it.
#rome hbo#finally rly using my blog like a lil scrapbook or smth#im pasting pictures in my journal+scribbling around them#i discovered i cld make gifs on my phone+even tho theyre terrible i can finally keep track of scenes+things tht i have trouble finding#anyways hes so ashamed he can barely lift his head+meet caesars eyes..#my gifs#i found a caesar/brutus fitzfranklin reincarnation fic+i just kno its going to blast my brain to pieces when i read it
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Haha my bad, I have $30 for the rest of the month. 8)
#for real you don't know how bad it is living on social security#and at this time I don't even have the skills to apply for part time work#which I will be immediately rejected for because algorithms hate disabled people#not that I can do the heavy lifting or man the cash register that is the bare bones requirement of entry level work#boy this BA in special education and most of an MA sure were worth the time huh?#anyway let me know how you're surviving on $950 a month if you're about to say I'm just bad at money#you have to have money to be bad at it first 8)#razz rambles#trying to pay down $2.5k credit debt when you have to keep using your credit card to live really sucks
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Today I learned you can get a burn blister from using a hot water bottle
#I have awful lower back pain because I lift heavy shit all the time#and today I twinged something so strapped a hot water bottle to my back cuz I have crap to get done#come to shower time and OH HEY THAT'S A BIG FUCKING TRIO OF BLISTERS HUH#I did not know a hot water bottle could do that :|#it wasn't even on my bare skin I was wearing a thick dress today!!!#...#so anyway
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SEL WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PARAMEDIC IWAIZUMI BECAUSEEEEE..........
he could make my heart stop right there
#FOR REAL#DONT EVEN START W ME#DONT EVENNNNN#he must do cpr on me NOW#NOOOOOOW.#(sorry if this is inappropriate)#ANYWAY BEING FO REALSIES#i think paramedic iwaizumi is hot and he’d be soooooooo nice and it’d be so inappropriate to be crushing on ur paramedic while ure#half delirious in pain but hes lifting u up and checking ur vitals and mAYBEEEE u want to stay passed out instead#but hes talking to you and youre barely cognizant of anyth around u but its a low hum#a steady lull thats comforting and grounding and hes asking u to look at him to blink once . twice . to nod#youre doing everything but can barely comprehend it bc all u see is green green green#and youre let off after a doctor checks on you but iwaizumi’s still checking on someone else and you dont knowww#is this the last time youll see him again?#should you approach him? is that even appropriate?#gOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD#seiwa.🤍#crying hes sOOOO#kit.🪩#ask#rep#kagelun
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Frjfhehsk I'm looking at the donor profiles for pre selections and I'm like. How do you even pick a sperm donor anyway like?? My criteria are wide open (1. Okay to meet the offspring maybe 2. ???) and yet I'm having a hard time figuring out which ones I like beyond the initial "okay that baby picture is cute"
I've narrowed things down a little bit by picking some family colorings (brown or green eyes, brown/black hair) but beyond that all of it is a lot more nebulous tbh. Plus I think those couple comments about how if you have a kid with a donor from a different culture the kid will grow up feeling cut off from their heritage got to me* because now I feel almost like I don't have a right to basically any donor who didn't list a French ethnicity (there are 2 and neither of their baby pictures speak to me tbh)
I'm trying to sort through via a scale of "Yeah sure I could learn more about this culture" to "The laws over there want me dead so let's not open the possibility of having Baby ask to visit on the basis of the donor" but it feels very like. Mechanical.
*arguably not 100% a bad thing. I think there's probably a bit of selection bias in the fact that this is the main narrative we hear from people conceived with sperm donors in that idk that the people who grew up knowing where they came from and are fine with not knowing will necessarily join forums and association and stuff, BUT it's also worth knowing that this can happen! Where it gets dicey for me is that frankly I'm signing up for a baby, not for a lifelong commitment to a country I might not have any interest in beyond 'sure why not visit someday' and also I don't believe genetics automatically equate to 'I'm feeling/missing a connection'. Like, I don't have any connection to my Belgian side and not a lot of connection to my Guadeloupean side, but the Belgian side leaves me pretty indifferent tbh. I don't have enough of a relationship with my dad's side of the family for that.
#Matt has a life#Shit from home#I think part of the problem is that this whole process is presented and streamlined as something very rational#where you're expected to weigh your options like you would for a couch#expect that's barely even how I pick my flats#For the one I'm moving into I had 4 criteria (space light lift and less than 15mn away from work & the friend I want to Nanny share with)#and the rest was Vibes#And honestly I think this is going to be the main deciding factor there too#Vibes
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finally did my goddamn dishes. and that wasn't all i managed to do today. fuck yeah.
had a meeting for thesis prep. bmv trip. rough plan for friday's discussion lecture. cooked dinner for the first time in like 3 weeks. read ~50 pages of academic text for 2 classes and a paper revision.
feels like i didn't do enough but. considering that yesterday i managed... going to classes and nothing else! and monday i was only capable of doing the required meetings i had, this is a pretty good day!
#it's been. a tough few weeks. i couldn't focus at all last week. only got work done on the weekend. yesterday was........ tough.#monday wasn't as rough but was equally exhausting#so! proud of myself that i got. stuff done. big stuff even!#started keeping a task/reward journal to help out too :)#so every night i'll write out some tasks that need to get done the next day#and as i finish them i check them off and give myself silly little stickers to track what i managed!#so i get like. 1 sticker per 10 pages read (bc i usually need a break every 10 or so pages rn) 1 sticker in a diff color for chores.#1 for teaching stuff (laying out a lecture plan/finishing the lecture/doing a dry run/doing the lecture) 1 for meetings etc etc#it's helping bc i have a dumbass brain that doesn't give me dopamine for completing tasks anymore#it all gets lumped into 'yeah i did the bare minimum bc that's what i need to do. that's not special-#-no reward for you! you didn't really *do* anything. just scraped bare minimum!'#turns out that's bad for you lmao to get No Rewards#so i have a journal now! so i have hard proof that shows that i've Done Shit.#and i think the last two weeks i've been 1. underfed 2. overtired and 3. on the verge of burnout#so i haven't been able to do much. but a major stressor is gone now! (the bmv trip...)#and it like. immediately lifted a veil from my brain. 0-60 in like 40 minutes flat.#i hadn't realized how stressed about that i'd even been. it was taking up so much of my brain's metaphorical CPU.#so i'm hoping tomorrow i'll be able to do what i was doing two weeks ago. just plugging along at my usual pace#instead of just barely dragging my carcass forward#so! anyway. update that was unasked for but you sure are getting#i fuckin did stuff today! fuck yeah!#it is now an hour past my bedtime i'm gonna crash tf out. bedtime. sleepytime. good night
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