#I am very proud of their punny names

[imadethisbcihatemyself]

Today I made a pigxie. Because piñatas are genderless I decided he has 2 fathers. Elton Swan and Squeil Patrick Harris. Unfortunately their dear son LGBT+ began immediate infighting with his fathers and was subsequently fed to the sour mallow wolf who is now a resident and named Cola. I'm not quite sure how to feel about the whole thing.

[zuffer-weird-girl]

Angel has Kai’s baby in their 3rd (last) year of highschool and Kai has no idea since she hid her pregnancy so 2 years later Kai breaks up with angel to focus on his “experiments” when Kai is sent to Tartarus the guards tell him that he has a visitor and there’s angel and his child and Kai starts to tear up

"Eh...?" you could only mutter in disbelief as Kai read some papers with an unbothered expression.

"I know you for about five years (Y/n). I know you dont have any issues with your hearing." He muttered coldly before sighing and placing the papers on the desk.

"You... want to break up...? Why? What did I do?" You asked with trembling lips as he stared at your eyes.

"Is more about on what you can't and won't do." He pressed his fingers on the bridge of his nose before waving it in the air "You know I am the future leader of the hassaikai. And having you near would be only a distraction to my experiments to give this place more credit. You would be like a rock on my path to gain some knowledge."

"You're kidding right?" You almost sobbed "You always told me I was like a safe place for you to go. What the hell happened to that? Or the promises you made for me for us to get married?" He blinked before answering.

"I was foolish. We have a life ahead of us and well, having you being clingy on my back would be a nuisance while working."

The ground could swallow you for all you cared... what the supposed love of your life just said was enough to leave you with eyes red and legs felling like they were trembling.

"Please dont cry. You're dropping them on the ground. And I dont even know if you're clean." You gritted your teeth before breathing in and looking at Kai Chisaki for what you swore for one last time.

"Very well. You want to break up because I'm only a bother to your path to greatness oh punny God? So be it." You walked until you felt him grabbing your wrist until you snatched it away from him.

"When the time is right, we can get back together." He spoke like he was in a fucking meeting in a company.

"No." You hissed "Chisaki I loved you, and I gave you everything of me even supporting your ideas. But then you want to break up with out of no where saying I would ruin your plans by simply existing neat you and to top it off you call me clingy and a nuisance?"

You could see a tad bit of remorse on his eyes as he pondered for a second his own words maybe, but before he could speak you sobbed and opened the door.

"Don't ever look for me Chisaki. And for your information..." you hesitated and gulped down the urge to just yell what you had discovered just earlier while clenching your purse where the pregnancy test lied on.

"What?" He asked, now no longer seeing to be bothered by your sadness and outburst.

"... good luck on your life. I hope you're happy with this obstacle getting away from you." You muttered before closing the door and walking out until you cursed and screamed while you ran as the rain started to make an appearance.

Not noticing the germophobic himself running out of the house with an umbrella to give it to you and soaked as well as he watched with a dread expression your figurine run away...

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Ten years later...

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"I swear Kaiyo... you gonna drive me crazy one of these days." You spoke heartedly as the boy with brow hair laughed in embarrassment while scrubbing the back of his head as you caught all the pieces of the broken chair on the ground.

"Sorry ma! I got carried away." You scoffed but soon smiled at his tiny hands and focused face morph the pieces and piece them back together and with a proud face show you the new constructed chair with a 'tad a!'

"Wow. Impressive sweety!" You patted his hair as he "complained", golden eyes shinning brightly at looking at you with a huge smile on.

Life sometimes was cruel to give the child you loved the exact same face as their father which teared your heart at pieces. But your love for your son was stronger than this stupid thing.

Kaiyo was your son. Not his.

"Ne ne ma? Father's day is coming up!" Kaiyo said and you froze for a moment before sighing while washing the dishes.

Here we go...

"Yes it is coming." You muttered as the boy sneak around and looked up at you.

"You know I dont really care about what the other kids say about me having only a mom but..." he rested his face on his crossed arms on the sink while shyly looking up at you "I was just curious... if I am going to meet mine..."

You sighed while placing the now dry plates on their place before giving your son the best smile you could get.

"Kaiyo, your father is just a very busy name. When we were together he had.. uh.. family business to take care of, so that's why we cant see him much." Kaiyo seemed a bit dissapointmented and it tore you apart.

You could have your own issues with Kai but that didn't mean you would make his son hate him...

"Well... Sato's also got a busy dad but.." he shook his head, messy brow bangs shaking along with his head, until he gave you a bright smile "That's okay! I just hope I get to meet him one day! And that he gets back to you and apologize foe being a dork! So us three can live together!"

A child can dream, right?

But you knew that Kai needed to know the existence of Kaiyo... you werent ignorant...

"Yeah kiddo. Let's hope for the best." You carresed his cheek before kissing it "Okay. Enough talk. Time for bed young man."

"Awww already?" He pouted as you giggled.

"How about that? You go get ready and I tell you stories about me and daddy while we were together?"

"Can I get my plushie of mr Nighteye?" You giggled. Something Kaiyo definitely wasn't equal to his father was his fascination with heroes.

"Sure honey. Now shoo! Go go go!" You squished his cheeks as he laughed and ran towards his room on the apartment.

You snorted at sign before preparing yourself for digging the past once again for the sake of your son.

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"MOM!" You almost chopped your finger along with the carrot at the shout of Kaiyo before looking at him in worry to se ehkm pointing at the T.V with horror "The heroes-! The green hero with the girl-!"

You immediately went to his side only to widened your eyes at the image in front of you.

Chisaki..?

"Ma! He is a villain! A BIG ONE!"your son whimpered while going for you for a hug while stared in shock... "Ma? Why are you trembling?"

"H-Huh?" You let out until you gasped at seeing this teenager punching Chisaki square in the face...

"Ma?! You're okay?!"

You didn't know what to feel, but surely you weren't expecting tears to fall when this girl hand cuffed your ex boyfriend and the cops and heroes to put him into a van to surely got to the prison. Tartarus you bet.

You felt a hand rubbing your cheek and soon looked at your son wide teary eyes.

"M-Mommy...?" You hugged him close to your chest and holding his head close as your heart almost slammed out of your chest. "What happened? Are you okay?"

"I-i... I'm okay honey." You inhaled before looking into Kaiyo's golden eyes to see worry on them. "Hey, mommy's okay."

"Ma...?"

"Hm?"

"That man looked like me..."

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How long was he here? Months?

Didn't matter. Nothing mattered more... everything was taken from him. Including his own arms. Now he was just as useless as a cockroach.

Worst of all? His own father figurine on a damn hospital because of him...

Pathetic.

'Is funny how things change' is what you used to say... he found himself scoffing while pressing the back of his head on the wall.

He hadn't stop thinking about you ever since the day he made the decision of breaking up with you. He did tried inumerous times to contact you when he took leadership of the Hassaikai... but he just gave up.

"Probably married with kids already... why are you even thinking about her on the first place..?" he murmured to himself as he felt his chest tighten in sadness.

Everything was just... what he deserved.

He sighed. Closing his eyes for just a split second until he heard banging on the door of his cell until a guard opened the window on it to glare daggers at him.

"Get up. You have visitors."

"Leave me in here. I thought your job was to take seriously enough to not make jokes." He spoke on a hoarse voice until the cell opened with two guards already on it.

"I cant understand why you have visitors as well but get your ass up already."

He just blinked until he got up, two guards in front of him and one behind as he walked.

He just hoped it was fast.

He entered the room, mirrors which surely was where cops were hidden as he sitted down on a chair and waited until the door of iron opened by another guard.

"Right here ma'am. And remember the rules please."

"Of course." His eyes widened and he snapped his head up to see if he hadn't got crazy.

But no. You were there.

Gosh.. you didn't change at all... was even more beautiful than what his mind could have remember.

He stood there in shock as you got in but along with you... holding your hand, was a boy. Dressed with clothes but he surely didn't looked content about being in here.

His face dropped at seing the kid... you had moved on.

"One hour." The guard said locking the door as you stood there awkwardly, while the kid holding onto to you was glaring at the ground.

He wanted to say something but nothing came out as he was still in shock at seeing out of all people you decided to visit him.

The heels you wore clicked on the ground as you walked towards the table and sit down and the boy right by your side on the other chair... not even once you made eye contact with him.

"... (y/n)..." he whispered, still looking at you as if you were some angelical creature.

"Hey... long time that we dont see each other right? Chisaki." You spoke... not with a smile but not with hatred.

It was a start.

"You... hadn't changed a... a bit." He spoke, voice scratching at his throat as your eyes finally met his, his heart was beating loudly on his chest.

It felt like he was in high school again...

"Should I take that as a compliment?"

"I.. I didn't meant to offend you. Apologies." He bowed his head a bit as you sighed, looking at him with wide eyes out of the sudden.

"Oh God what happened to your arms?!" You almost screamed as the kid also seemed to notice.

"Long story... just.. a business that went wrong." He explained with dread as you seemed to relax a but while nodding.

It remained quiet for a bit only for the sound of the clock on the wall until he decided to break the silence.

".. so.. er.." gosh he was horrible with this "how is your life? Any.. uh.. you got the degree you wanted? I remember how you talked about it..."

You sighed with dissapointment as you looked at everywhere but him.

"No. I haven't... but I see you got what you wanted before being arrested though." You muttered and he let out a bitter chuckle.

"Almost.. yeah." He tapped his foot twice until he spotted the kid glaring at him with similiar gold eyes... "Married?"

"No. I thought it would be a distraction while taking care of my son." You spoke abruptly... as you looked at the boy beside you... "Anyway... I need to give you this."

You showed to him a paper before putting on the desk.

"What.. what is this?"

"Is a DNA test." You spoke coldly "To prove that you do have a son."

His eyes widened at that as he looked at the paper... and then to the boy whose was glaring at him not moments ago...

"Wha... but... "

"Remember the day when we split off? Yeah... was the day I discovered."

"W... why didn't you said something?" He asked in oure horror as you giggled in sarcasm.

"For what? This would only trouble you right?" You said with such venom on your voice that he felt a sting to his chest before you breathed in slowly before exhaling "I'm here because I thought you had the right to know... even after ten years.."

He looked at the kid and soon could tell the similarly between him and the boy... you had to raise a child with his face on it alone and he had broken things because of his own selfishness...

"What... what is his name?"

You pondered for a second before sighing, caressing the boy's hair.

"Come on honey... introduce yourself to your dad..." the boy huffed before opening his eyes and looking at him.

"I'm (L/n) Kaiyo. I cant say is very nice to meet you but my mom told me to say it for respect." He almost cringed at the introduction as he saw you looking at him with anger.

"Kaiyo." You warned as the boy scoffed.

"Dont need to scold him. He is not exactly wrong..." he ended up saying while you looked at him.

"I raised Kaiyo to have respect though."

"Why should I have respect towards him in the first place?" He looked at the dark brow haired kid "Not only he abandoned you ma but he is a villain! A very bad one! That girl on the Tv should be the same age if not younger than me!" The boy gritted with a few tears escaping his face.

"Kaiyo please... "

"Incredible..." you and Kaiyo suddenly looked at him "Despite having my features you are just like your mother... I would be proud of it..."

"... I'm not proud of being a villain's son." He muttered while sniffing "You abandoned us. I know ma hadn't said a thing to you but now I do."

You bited on your lips as he looked at loss of words at what he just heard from a child...

"... I know it doesn't change a thing but... I never stopped thinking about... your mother. About you (Y/n)."

"DONT REFER TO MY MOM AS HER FIRST NAME!" Kaiyo banged his fists on the table before you took him in your arms as the boy sobbed "You never cared! You-You-! Grandpa said you called my ma a bother! You are a MURDER!" The kid cried.

"I'm sorry about that..." you mumbled as you cradled the crying boy in your arms "He didn't take well Mr. Nighteye death..."

"M-Ma-! I wanna go home!"

"But Kaiyo, your da-"

"He IS NOT MY DAD!" he cried in you as you sighed as Chisaki seemed to be dying little by little at each second this visit had.

"I'm... going to go. Another day we will visit. Take care, Chisaki." You spoke before he could hear it and he stood up abruptly from his chair.

"No! Wait-!"

The door closed...

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Months later

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"Ma look. Hawk's wings are healing." The kid pointed at the news and you smiled.

"That's amazing! We could use some good news!" You chirped as Kaiyo smiled until both of you heard the door bell of your apartment ring.

"Huh. Weird usually grandpa or grandma visits us on-" you opened the door and you almost screamed at the sign of that same green haired kid on your door but now he seemed so... broken...

"Ma'am.. I'm sorry to bother you, but he said he can crash a bit in here... later cops will come to get him. I'm sorry but I need to go." Your son walked and squealed at sign.

"A hero!" Your son smiled brightly at him and for once, Deku had showed a smile for real... until you saw Chisaki leaning bruised to the core resting on the wall next to your door...

"Chisaki..." you breathed out as your son looked at him in shock.

"I'm sorry. Both of you..." he muttered while looking at the storm outside.

[lovemesomesurveys]

Can you drive yet? If so, how many tries did it take until you passed? Nope. Have you ever changed yourself to fit in better? Umm, yeah, in some ways I did within my friend groups. Do you prefer fiction or non-fiction books / movies? Fiction. Do you keep old shoeboxes? I used to. I still have a few old ones with old notes my cousin and I used to write in middle school and some of high school. If you could create a perfume, what would it smell like? It would have patchouli for sure. I’m not sure what else I’d add.

What was your favourite thing to do as a child? I was obsessed with Barbies. I played for hoursss. How would you describe your sense of humour? I like corny, punny, “dad” type of jokes. Do you have any useful skills? Which? Nope. I’m lame. What type of food does your favourite restaurant serve? Boneless wings and fries. Do you play I Spy while in long car journeys? No. Have you ever seen an eclipse? I have. Are you an interesting person? How so? I don’t think I am. What were you doing last New Year? I was at home with my family watching the NYE stuff on TV. Is there anything you're excited for that's happening soon? Sunday is Halloween and I’m looking forward to getting takeout and Crumbl cookies. Do you think you're easy to get to know? Hm. I guess so. What is something about you that is typical to someone of your gender? The stereotypical women are moody and sensitive.  What about something atypical? I’m not the stereotypical loves makeup type of gal. Are you similar to what your starsign says you should be? No, I’m so opposite of a Leo. Have you ever taken a career test? What did they say you should be? Yeah, it said counselor or social worker, which was in the realm of what I wanted to do. Is your best friend older or younger than you? Older. When asked to help make dinner, would you make the starter,main or dessert? I could do the appetizer or very simple dessert. I’m no cook. 

Have you ever had a dream about being online? Uhh, probably. Are you one of those people who talks to everyone when they're out? Noo, not at all. I’m not an outgoing, social person. I don’t interact really unless I need to be honest. I had a friend who was like that, though. He would strike up conversations with everyone. What was the last TV show you watched? Did you like it? I was binge watching Arthur earlier, ha. It’s nostalgic and comforting to me and I needed that. What's your least favourite thing about people your own age? *shrug*

Have you ever daydreamt about your acceptance speech? I haven’t wanted to do anything that would require an acceptance speech. Giving a speech would be more of a nightmare for me. Do you get other people to speak for you sometimes? Yeah, my mom with some things. Name a really popular television show you never got into: Game of Thrones. Do you find yourself feeling jealous often? What exactly are you jealous of? No. It’s been a long time since I’ve felt jealous. I feel envy more often. Do you ever insert punctuation in your writing for no reason? No.  What was the best thing that happened today? My mom brought me my favorite breakfast takeout. Did you ever truly believe in the Tooth Fairy? Yes. What was your favourite fairy tale when you were a kid? Hmm. I don’t know. Have you ever had chickenpox? Do you have a scar from it? Yes. I have a tiny scar on my nose. Were you one of those kids who were proud when they had a bruise? No? What is one of your biggest fears? Losing my loved ones. Do you listen to any unsigned bands / singers? Who? No. What do you find really interesting? Psychology. What's your favourite onomatopoeia? I don’t have a favorite. Who is your favourite video game character? The Mario bros.

[spenceraverywrites]

All-Around Goals for 2019

Note: I wrote this on Christmas Eve, a week out from the end of the year. However, if all has gone right and proper, this should go up while I’m either being the big spoon or little spoon with my partner. I’ll try to stop doting on her long enough to check my dash just to see.

So instead of doing, I just wanted to share my all-around goals for the upcoming year.

2018 wasn’t easy on a lot of levels: I lost a lot of people, which made grieving every few months hard. I spent a lot of time and effort on starting the process of healing from years of misdiagnosis of my mental health, and a lot of time on trying to be okay with myself.

I do have to say that I’m proud of myself for keeping faith that I would make it. 

I’ll go on and say thanks for everyone’s support through this past year. I appreciate both your encouragement and patience: that helps make writing and creating much, much easier. I don’t know what 2019 will bring, but I do hope to continue to do my best, whatever that is. 

Now... Read on below the cut to see what I’m up to, and hey, send me a message telling me what you’re going to try and do in 2019!

1. Learn how to do Pixel Art/Spriting

I really, really love pixel art and spriting. It’s beautiful, and it’s a low-fi way of creating absolutely lush art. As of late, it’s my favorite style, whether it’s in my favorite game VA-11 HALL-A or on a scarf. And I’m determined that it’s not impossible for me to learn a new style of creating art, especially landscapes.

As I’ve gotten more comfortable with drawing and creating this year, I’ve found myself branching out. I even tried to branch out into Pixel Art: I got an app on my iPad that will let me do everything, and have dozens of color palettes to work with. All I need to do is be patient with myself and have fun

(Thanks to @rapidpixeladventure for inspiring this goal!)

2. Make a Pokemon Tapestry

So one of my wishes for this Christmas was a loom, and my mother revealed to me -largely because she forgot to wrap it- that she’d gotten me an oversized tabletop loom, which will be fun to haul back to Japan, but will let me work with a very large canvas. It’s glorious y’all: weaving is something I really, really love doing, and have done most of my life. Having this loom makes me feel like such a boss.

Why Pokemon? 

Well, why not? It makes me happy, and 2019 is all about being happy and having things that keep me going, whether that’s relaxing things or things to progress my career as a writer. 

My goal is to produce either a minimalist tapestry using my favorite Poke’s colors (I really love Litwick and Leafeon) or try to actually make a pixel-inspired tapestry.

Lots of pixels this year, yeah?

3. Finish my novella “A Study in Bloomotics” and my novelette “The Kindness of Shadows”

This feels a bit ambitious, but that’s only really because I keep telling myself it’s hard. But writing is something I work at a lot: there’s a bunch of behind the scenes work that I do, and I know that ultimately, I write almost every day and am doing the best I can.

However, these are stories I want to see finished, not because I want to publish, but because I want to see them from start to finish. I already know the bookend bits, but the middle is a mystery, even with my overly detailed outlines.

Also, it would free me up to work on my NSFW writing, and also let me do new stories too!

4. Do a digital Bob Ross Paint-A-Long project once a month

This only occurred to me on my flight to Dallas because what can you do with 14 hours in the air but think? (Sleeping on the plane was hard because there were many sick children and hearing kids vomit makes me feel sad for them because it’s mortifying and uncomfortable for the poor kiddos.)

I’ve decided that this’ll be a Saturday kind of thing: I’ll work in either Procreate or Autodesk Sketchbook on my iPad and record my progress from blank, A3 canvas to whatever Bob Ross helps me create. I’ll try and do a theme each month, and I’ll link to my art and the video: it’ll all land over on my art blog @renejamesart and also on my Pillowfort and other social media.

I figured it’d be much more cost efficient than me buying a lot of acrylics or even watercolors: plus, it’s easier on my hands since I can sit down on my bed with my heat pad for my back and work just as efficiently.

Maybe I’ll make a calendar. Most likely, i’ll just enjoy making something really neat for myself.

5. Create a fictional food compendium (Working Project Title: The Gourmand’s Guidebook to Subterranean Gastronomy)

This is my big, year-long project, starting soon after the start of the year and running until 12/31/2019. My goal is to create at least under one of five categories: drinks, snacks, desserts, main, and breads. That’s incredibly likely to change once I start outlining in the new year.

What isn’t likely to change is the concept of using different strata/levels for food: I hope to go through different parts areas of an underground dungeon that match a specific flavor: in this case, five areas locked to Bitter, Salty, Sour, Sweet, and Savory. I’ll think of creative punny names for each area latter, but I will enjoy this to the max!

I’m not sure what’ll ever happen to this other than me just creating a compendium of fictional foods for a fiction, Etrian Odyssey-esque country. I’m sure there will be short stories to go with each level, and some other work that’ll go into this too.

Ultimately, this is just something I want to create, especially in light of all my food writing. I figure that next year should have things I like: food’s something I like and love, so why not write about it?

[dragonjedi10]

Welp... it was nice to do just a fanart and all... but! If I’m going to do it often, I should show everyone my very own AU and the character i am in all the mess i get into... or i start~

LADYS! GENTLEMANS! MONSTERS!

WELCOME TO EW!TALE

Yeah... the name sound like something gross... isn’t it? Ew...ew... ew!!

Well, is not and AU about things gross and creepy or disgusting... the realname is ErrorWorld!TALE

What does that mean?... well... it means this universe is an corrupted file where i.... (NWEXED)... created a whole copy of UT underground for my very own tale~

The only habitans of this AU are...

-EW!Sans: lazy... punny... and corrupted like the deeps of my body~

-Puppyrus: well, that’s kinda my brother... adopted... and does not like me taking his cigarettes away... still i do it.

-Broken: this is a chara... that i like call him my second best friend... old enemy on a genocide we went throught... now we’re fine... i still spook him.

-Rotten petals: well... as you can guess... this is flowey~. He was a complete idiot!... still he is... but more friendly.

-KD: this... well... this is my son. Nothing to say about him.

-Sherfull: this one... is my daughter. I will not tell who’s the mother... or the father of my childs. She’s a really lab kid, always wanting to make me proud. Have less corruption than sans, but still have it.

-???: my mother... not telling you who is it.

I will upload sone fanart from them... in order if the people that follow me likes the idea.

If anyone wants to check out the AU is mine, i have an account in undertale amino where i have the first “save point” of the AU.

All the art will be from my drawing hand. If anyone want to do a fanart, I won’t ever complain.

And that’s all... hope you had fun reading this and you are interested in my AU. Hoping to do some art about the characters so you can get the idea of what they look like, or... and history about them... or the general details about my OC (me?).

Have a great day!~

[stanningjay2]

fun! If you’re not reading @rowenablade you’re missing out. Especially totality. And WWDITSR. You know what just read their whole backlist.

I don’t have much more than five to rec but here we go.

England Keep My Bones is one of my fave things I’ve written. It’s a marvel agents of shield rare pair and my first ever MM story which is now like, my whole thing. Helped me rediscover my love of writing and especially learning to write sexy times. Set in the 1920s organized crime AU. Peaky Blinders vibes but make it gay as fuck.

Parasympathetic System Reaction my highest kudo’d fic to date. Very porny Eddie Brock/venom experience one shot (but might get a sequel someday). Monsterlovemaking.

Gone with the Winter Soldier I make no apologies for the punny name. Inspired by that one episode of FATWS where they OBVIOUSLY wanted to tender-sex each other on that shrimp boat. A one shot in which Sam & Bucky tender-sex each other on the shrimp boat.

A few good pairs (of boots on the ground) an 11 k one shot that spends most of its wordcount making the case for an even RARER rare pair from marvel’s agents of shield and concludes with some of my fave smut I’ve ever written.

Peace in Our Time a very short and sexual take on the scene from Age of Ultron where ultron’s brain and Jarvis’s brain fight. A weird prompt fill that no one asked for and no one likes but I am very proud of it 😂

And there you have it, fam!

I’ll tag @lovelyrhink @kitthekazoo @sunalsolove and anyone else who wants to play!

Fic authors self-rec! ✨ When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you’ve written, then pass on to at least five other writers (if you would like to)!

My most popular two OFMD fics so far are both short Blackbonnet one-shots, both porn-with-feelings sort of things. They're Cartesian Dualism and Creativity.

I think my current favorite thing I've posted is probably this tiny fic for Thoroughbreds (2017) called Stable. Because of the pun in the title. You see she's emotionally stable - but its about horses -

I am also kind of proud of this f/f Black Swan and Jupiter Ascending crossover, though its from many years ago.

Hrm what else. I wrote a pokemon fic about a small Yamper (little dog.) It's got no conflict and is pretty kid friendly as far as I can tell. Just something chill.

[the-blackest-spider]

Cat’s Five Year Anniversary Thing

Five Years.

Honestly? When I first signed up here I didn’t think I’d be here long, I was just doing this to fill a hole that a former friend had left and the disbandment and death of a forum. My absolute intentions were keep to myself, don’t really talk to anyone beyond rp related things and don’t get attached.

Funny how things never work out the way we initial plan.

But in this case, I’m beyond glad, I cannot even properly express my feelings over the fact that things went completely the other way and I decided not to be one of those people (you all know what I mean).

In five years a lot has happened. People have come and gone, I’ve experienced a lot of major life changes and through it all I’ve had this place, I’ve had the people I’ve come to know and love through this Hellsite (I say that affectionately).

I found a Home, a new one, since the one I had before fell apart in a way.

I would like to think that all that brought me here happened for a reason, that it was fate because I was meant to get to know those of you I’ve become close to and now cannot imagine my life without. Some of you I’ve known practically from the first day give or take I signed up and others I’ve met along the way and then there are those of you who are more recently discovered and I am so lucky, blessed to know each of you.

Please understand that the following mentions are not meant to slight anyone, but these people have become close to me and my heart over years, months and even mere weeks.

 @obikink -  You are the reason I absolutely believe in kismet and that friendships are not just by chance things. I remember scrolling the BlackFrost tag and the rp one as well and your little blurb grabbed my attention. At first I wasn’t so sure about rping off tumblr, again I wasn’t looking to end up close to anyone or gaining another long term one on one person because it seemed no matter what it never lasted or worked out very well, but here we are five years later and even if the day comes that somehow we run out of things to write, we will still be friends, I believe that. I trust it. We’ve been through a lot of ups and downs for things to be any other way.

 @the-mjolnir-owner – Besides Obikink, you are my longest lasting shipping partner with Natasha. You are an amazing and bright human being. You very much embody your muse. You’ve always made me laugh and share such delightful and fun little things all the time. I’ve gained quite an appreciation of Thor thanks to you. You are so kind and passionate and beautiful. Please never change.

 @futurerustfuture-dust - The first person I ever fangirled over that’s just a regular joe like myself. Your BlackFrost fan fiction gave me life (and your Reylo now is amazing) and when you followed me and talked to me I was just… how am I even worthy of this? And then we rped a bit and I was still like wat is even happening. I still feel star struck honestly. I look forward to the day I get to see your name on a book and go I know her, she is my friend.

 @theassassinhawk – My first stalker XD. I wish I could remember your Loki better, no doubt he was amazing, but I am glad we’ve finally got to know one another and your Clint is amazing too. I swear sometimes you are a living, breathing in the flesh anime character and you will never not amuse me with your Bartonness.

 @lilxlionxman – Chicken! You are a delightful bird and I am glad we are of a feather ( I tried to be punny lol). You are awesome, you put a lot of heart, soul and dedication into all that you do and I enjoy getting to hear about your Rooster and Chicken Littles and watching the two of them grow. I don’t care how many muses come and go with you, I will write with them.

 @ask-the-assistant-darcy – I am so glad that Jack introduced us! You are lovely and amazing and I’ve always adored Darcy, but could never find one that I liked. Also Becky! And just you period, are a gift that keeps on giving.

 @stealthsuitofsin  – Trashbro ! What would I do without you? Who would I tag in extremely horrible things and get them interrogated by family? XD thank you for finding me worthy to be your friend and to get close to. I’m glad you’ve found in me someone you can talk to about various things and have the in depth discussions you like to have even though we may not see eye to eye. And getting to watch you play video games is one of the best things.

 @ouronlyhope – Sarah. Wonderful, lovely and beautiful Sarah. I just… words, I am at a loss. You are amazing and anyone who thinks differently doesn’t deserve you anyhow. Please always keep smiling and laughing, don’t ever forget how special you truly are.

 @mynameisanakin -  You are a credit to your muse. One of the most fascinating people I’ve met on here and get to talk to. You are also another one that puts so much dedication into things on here and it’s inspiring. You make me a better rper honestly, well one of several others who do, but your writing capability just enhances the hell out of mine so I enjoy riding on your coat tails a little bit when we thread.

 @techmaestro – you are another delightful person to have discussions with, and your mind is so vividly detailed. I am jealous honestly and I love that you enjoy sharing things from said mind with me. Also I love how your muse warmed mine up more to Tonys in general, because before she was a little –hand wobble- about them for various reasons, especially shipping wise.

 @khakeravdova – I will forever believe that your muse is in fact canon. End of story. Any Red Room thing I see I am gonna pin point a girl in there for Faina. You should always be proud of what you’ve created in her. Also you are wonderful and friendly, and thank you for always taking time to message me and stuff.

 @justabrooklynkid – your enthusiasm and love for things, rps and such is wonderful and infectious and I am so glad you found me worthy. You are absolutely lovely inside and out and I’m glad we’ve become friends.

 @jerseysass – When you followed me back I was over the moon. Danny is the best and you are also. You write him so well and out of character you are quite something as well. I enjoy our little chats and that we agree on a lot of things and thank you for finding hoouna so we can all be H50 geeks together heh.

 @heartredeemed – I legit am amazed by you. You are kind, thoughtful and interesting and I appreciate whatever it is you see in me and my muse. I look forward to further geeky chats and getting to know you more!

 @pcppermiint – You have grown so much and come so far. Another one that I’ve known since my beginnings here on Tumblr. I am glad you came back around and I look forward to you being around. I’m glad I’ve been able to be someone you can talk to about things, because I know how important that is being the age you are.

 @morgansmornings – You are by far the most quiet one I know, but that’s okay! You’re interesting too and I enjoy talking with you and having you around, I’m glad myself and others amuse you and can bring you some joy.

 @hoouna – So we’re just getting to know each other, but I already think you’re amazing. You’re characterization is wonderful, you, yourself are a good egg and I’ve enjoyed the few chats we’ve had and look forward to many more.

 Honestly I don’t know what any of these people (or others) see in me, but I’m glad they see it and I hope we can keep seeing it in each other. And please understand the people on this list I talk to often, they are a part of my life as much as they can be with distance and time between us. But let it be known that all of you who write with me are special in some way, but these individuals, well I don’t know who what or where I’d be without them, especially in the past few years when I’ve had some pretty rough moments, some of them having come into my life right in the middle of some of those moments too. So I thank them, for what they’ve done and are to me and hoping they will continue to be so into the future because I have no plans of going anywhere.

So here’s to five more years!

[stripestheboar]

Expectations

I…. I am truly sorry for the half month long delay for this request. I have no excuse. But, I spent all night to get it finished up and now it’s ready. This was a request from @lickupmycakespills. 

Request:  yo, you know what would be really cute? a fluff fic for salphys when they first meet or something =)

cakespills, I hope you enjoy.

Words: 3,160

Pairing: Salphys (Sans and Alphys)

Alphys hummed to herself nervously, skittering her thick fingers nervously over his desk as she checked to make sure everything had been picked up and cleaned off. She had never been a particularly clean individual, but when it came to meeting her new co-worker, it was important to keep up appearances. She smiled slightly at her rather impressive clean-up job, a bit proud to have straightened up so well. Sweeping the last bit of dust off the desk, she sat down at her computer, beginning to pretend she was doing something important for when the new guy came in.

The Head Royal Scientist and her boss, Dr. W.D Gaster, wasn’t always keen on hiring new employees due to his expectations ranging higher than Ebott himself. Because of this, company wasn’t very common within the workplace, and Gaster wasn’t too fond of slacking off. He was good for the occasional casual conversation over a nice cup of coffee, but that was really it. Alphys herself had been the last scientist ever accepted into the Royal Science Division, and the hoops she had to jump through to just accomplish the entrance exam was nearly enough to break the young lizard monster in two. This new colleague would have to be exceptionally intelligent to prove to Gaster he could handle the stressful duties that befall the royal scientists.

Alphys could picture this monster now; tall and thin with knowledgeable eyes rising just above a pair of wire framed spectacles. Perhaps he would specialize in studies of the soul, Gaster’s own field. Magic was another field that needed some attention. Alphys let herself become hopeful, her mind bringing up the suggestion that this new scientist possibly specializing within the study and experimentation of programming and robotics such as herself. Maybe, just maybe, he would have an interest in humans, a subject that even Gaster didn’t want to waste time in if it didn’t involve their souls. She knew she shouldn’t get her hopes up, but wouldn’t it be just grand to be able to have an interesting conversation with someone with a topic outside of her assigned studies? They would talk for hours upon hours about the subject, eventually getting closer to one another until they were best of friends. Maybe even more than friends. They would soon date and inevitably get married. By then, the barrier will undoubtedly have broken, and so they would live happily ever after, sharing a domestic life with their three children that they would raise and watch grow up into adults with kids of their own as they aged together and-

Okay, that escalated rather quickly. Alphys felt the all too visible blush appear on her cheeks when she realized she had been writing all this down on her computer. How embarrassing was this?

The young scientist leaned back in her seat with a sigh, trying to get herself to relax for once. She had always made a fool of herself before, so she was just hoping this time would be different for her. The new monster would come in, they would greet each other in an adult-like manner, they would become colleagues, they would make out in the closet where-

Whoa there, Alphys. Letting that imagination get the best of you, eh? It was best if she actually get to work on some important work assigned for her before she began to write some fanfiction about her own work fantasies. However, as she was setting a hand on her mouse, another hand covered hers, stopping her in her tracks.

“Wait wait,” came a voice uncomfortably behind her. “I’m getting to the good part; don’t change it yet. ‘And that’s when he will propose to me in our quiet little cottage we had for a few good years, cherishing m-’”

Alphys couldn’t help the squeal that left her throat as she scrambled to throw the hand off and quickly delete the document, spinning around in her desk chair to face the monster to nearly give her a soul attack.

This monster that had intruded on her ‘work’ was a skeleton, the first surprise to Alphys. According to her knowledge, skeletons were an almost extinct race of monster, Gaster being the only one she had met, much less personally knew. And yet, here he was, though he didn’t much look like she would have imagined. Unlike the thin, tall, and frail frame most would associate with a skeleton, this one was about her height and was more rotund in the torso. From what she could see of his of his hands and skull, his bone structure was rather thick, even ‘big boned’ if you will. His permanent expression was turned upwards to a grin while his sockets showed amusement, the small eyelights glowing back at her dimly from within those deep abysses. She would have probably smacked him in the ribs with whatever she could grab had she not noticed the lab coat draped over his clavicles and torso, which were covered by a light blue sweater.

“A masterpiece,” the monster chuckled. “Ten out of ten. Would read again.” It took a minute for Alphys to register he was talking about her most embarrassing entry into her computer, and before she could even muster out a response, the skeleton stuck out a hand. “Anyways, hey. The name’s Sans. Sans the Skeleton. You’re Alphys, right?” The female monster in question gave a hesitant nod, returning the gesture. She was about to make a remark when she was surprised by the sudden sound of imitated flatulence coming from her palm. A quick recoil revealed the culprit. “The ol’ whoopie cushion in the hand trick,” Sans snickered. “They always fall for it.” He tucked the gag away, looking back up at Alphys. “So, you’re the lizard my dad likes to talk about, huh?”

It took Alphys a bit to register the question, and even longer to give a straight answer. “Your dad?…. you mean Dr. Gaster?” she questioned. He stuck both hands into the pockets of his coat. “Yup. The old man himself. Who else? Well, anyone else and it’d be pretty weird, dontchya think?” He walked over to another desk chair opposite to hers and collapsed in it. “So what? Dr. Gastly doesn’t ever talk about his spawn? Figures.”

As if on cue, Dr. Gaster himself appeared through the sliding metal door, straightening his lab coat. He looked up at the pair, a hint of surprise appearing in those deep sockets of his before a small smile appeared on his skull. “Ah, I see you’ve met Sans, yes?” he acknowledged, striding over to the two. “Sans, this is my assistant, Alphys. Alphys, this is my son, Sans.” Well then, this situation now had a bit more weight to it. Calling this offensive, unfunny, uncharismatic sloth of a monster just what he was would undoubtedly cast a bit of bitterness from the good doctor. Not wanted to be in his wide circle of distaste, she forced herself to swallow the mountain-sized pill and straightened herself.

“Wh-why yes, we’ve already met. We’ve already gotten rather acquainted with each other,” she informed, a bit of a stutter to her voice. Improvisation wasn’t really her strong suit. “I-I’m sure we’ll be great colleagues within the future, without a-”

“You don’t have to lie,” Sans interrupted, kicking up his feet on the desk as he let out a slight chuckle. “He already knows how punny I can be. He’s kinda my dad after all.” Well, that just knocked all the breath right out of her. She gave a look up at Gaster, who just gave a sort of amused smile at the two of them. “Alphys, I assure you my son is a brilliant scientist mind, as you will see,” the doctor explained. “He is going to be working within the field of-” please please please please please please “-quantum physics, as well as helping me in my studies of the soul.” Nooooooo. Well, any chance of a decent friendship was going straight into the trash.

Sans looked over at his new companion and gave her that grin that was already starting to grate on her nerves. Alphys took her eyes off of the sloth and looked up at Gaster, a bit of a pleading expression across her face. He gave her a sort of sympathetic smile and gave her a pat on the shoulder as he passed by. “Go easy on each other, you two.” And with that, he exited the room and passed into the main lab, humming a tune to himself as he left.

The second that Gaster had disappeared behind the doors, Alphys gave a small huff and went back to typing on her computer. Sans did the same, working on his computer and such. At least he had stopped fooling around. Alphys got a bit of work done here and there, typing up programming code and making sure there were no more bugs in the system. After a good ten minutes, she looked back at the short skeleton to check on what he was working on at the moment. It was just a bit of curiosity. To her slight surprise, he seemed to be stuck on the startup screen; a black screen filled with various bits of code here and there. He wasn’t filling out any of the code, though. He sort of just looked at it. Odd but not exactly attention grabbing, she looked back at her computer, deciding it safe enough to grab one of her human comic books and look through it. While most of the Underground had an air of resentment about them, Alphys couldn’t help but find them simply fascinating. These, ahem, “history books” were always a favorite of hers. Of course, they’d have to go under a different name just to be able to get past Gaster.

After a few monochrome pages in, her reading was interrupted by throat clearing behind her. She let out a little sigh and quickly stuffed the book into her inventory before turning to look at Sans. “Y-yes? How may I help you?” she asked politely, hoping this wasn’t another stunt of his to get another laugh. Instead, what she got was a bit of a sheepish, maybe even apologetic expression on the skeleton. “Heya… I’m having a bit of trouble getting my cpu to start up. You’re good with this kind of technology, aint cha?” Alphys looked over to see the same black screen lined with code. She had forgotten his specific computer had been having a few problems in the last few months, since it was mostly unused. She had been meaning to work on it for a bit, but with her work on the Undernet and the lack of other scientists, she’d never really gotten around to it. She was a bit surprised, though, seeing as Sans was Gaster’s offspring. While she was a bit annoyed with him, she wasn’t the type to hold a grudge, especially over something so insignificant. She nodded and stood up, going over and pulling the keyboard to her so she could get to typing.

Silence reigned over the lab, save for the taps of the keyboard and a quiet hum in Alphys’ throat of a song she had once heard. The computer was rather easy to fix once you get down to it. “You’re pretty good at this,” she heard the skeleton murmur, causing her to pause and look over at him. “O-oh, it’s nothing,” she stuttered, smiling a bit. “I-I assume you’re not too good with cpus?” Sans gave a small shrug, but nodded. “Yeah, you could say that. I’m more of a… quantum physics kind of monster. Dimensions and timelines and whatever. It’s my dad’s specialty.” He looked up at Alphys with a slumped figure. “You probably know about that, huh? How many forty minute lectures about string theory have you been caught in so far?” Alphys couldn’t help but cover her mouth with her fingers as she attempted to hold back a smile.

It was true that Gaster could go on and on about the subjects that intrigued him, but as her superior and accomplice, she always heard a few of these a day. It made her wonder what it was like even living with him. “Yeah, I’ve heard a few,” she murmured, glancing down at him before she resumed fixing the cpu. They had both gone quiet once again. It didn’t stay that way for long, however.

“Hey… sorry for being all the funny stuff I pulled before,” Sans suddenly piped up, catching his coworker’s attention. She gave a slight “hmm?” in response, urging him to elaborate. His permagrin was once again looking a tad sheepish. “You know, reading your work, teasing you, the whoopie cushion. I can’t really help myself,” he grinned. “I guess you could say I have a bit of a funny bone.” Alphys had to hold in the giggle that wanted to erupt from her mouth. “It-it’s fine,” she dismissed, giving him a small smile. “I guess I don’t have much of a sense of humor myself. Call it a side effect of being around Gaster for so long.” Sans couldn’t help but nod in agreement, looking back at the screen. “Ho yeah. Him n’ his lectures and experiments can really work you down to the bone.” He snapped his skull back just to give Alphys a knowing wink before turning his attention back to the monitor. Alphys couldn’t help the flood of giggles that spilled from her mouth at his actions. While she wasn’t much for puns or jokes, Sans was somehow able to get them to work. Apparently the skeleton in question was a bit proud of this, for his grin only grew wider as he looked away from the screen for a bit.

Deciding that they had experienced enough delays, Alphys finished up the coding and got the computer starting up again. “There,” she said, resting a hand on the bulky monitor, “all done. Now you can resume your work.” Sans seemed to light up more at the fix, which only served to make the scientist feel delighted. “Thanks doc,” he beamed, getting a feel around his computer as he already began to explore the various applications. “You’re the best.”

Alphys couldn’t help but feel a bit bashful at his praise. She looked away, giving a light smile. “O-oh, it was nothing,” she simpered. “Just a bit of programming work. A-anyways, you should get started on your work for Dr. Gaster. Quantum physics, was it?” Sans paused, as if taking a brief moment to think something through. “Yup,” the monster confirmed. “He wants me to write up a basis for quantum theory in relation to pneumatology. Y’know, the study of the soul and whatnot.” He let out a small sigh in preparation for the work ahead. “So much work, so little time, and only twenty letters in the alphabet just to get my thoughts down.”

Alphys was about to wish Sans luck and dismiss herself, but she paused upon hearing her colleague’s small error. “Twenty letters? There are twenty-six,” she corrected. Sans blinked in surprise, before showing an expression of mock realization. “Oh! Yeah, duh. Sorry. I guess I was forgetting about the letters U, R, A, Q, T.”

Confusion bubbled in Alphys’ mind as she tried to process what Sans was even talking about, but it soon hit her like a pile of bricks. Laughter exploded from her as she doubled over, using the desk as support. Sans watched in delighted glee as Alphys laughed harder than anyone had ever had at one of his crummy jokes. Alphy’s laughs soon devolved into giggles, but she couldn’t help the snort that sounded when her giggles wouldn’t cease. She covered her mouth in surprise in order to catch the long gone sound, but her giggles could still be heard muffled by her hand. “Whoa, was that a snort?” Sans asked, giving a few chuckles himself. Alphys turned her head away in a coy manner as her giggling finally slowed to a stop and her hand was removed. “Y-yeah,” she mumbled, still unable to keep that smile off of her face. “Sorry, I do that sometimes.” Sans just shook his head, dismissing her apology. “No no, don’t apologize; I like it. It’s kinda cute.”

Alphys felt her cheeks heat up with magic as she looked down at him, looking for any signs of bluff or mockery, to which she found none. “Th-thanks,” she murmured bashfully, her hand coming up to cup her warming cheeks as he averted her eyes once again. Never in her life did she ever think she would be called anything even relating to the word “cute” that didn’t come from her parents. Was this the part where she had to compliment him back, right? Wasn’t that how it worked? But what would she compliment? His bone structure? His puns? Yes, tell him he’s funny; that’ll work and won’t make her look like a complete fool.

“You-you’re cute, too, I-I guess,” she sputtered; her eyes immediately widened at what she had said. Well, it was final. She was doomed to die alone. Good job, Alphys. Good job. Sans sat back in his chair, the tops of his sockets raised some. “Cute, huh? Well, I’ve never been called that before. Thanks, I guess.” Well Alphys, your work here is done, she thought. Now all you have to do is take all your stuff, walk out of the lab, and keep walking until you fall off the path and into the lava. That’s the only way to save yourself now.

But first, there was one last thing she needed to address.

“That’s only twenty-five letters,” she forced out all of the sudden. Sans gave a little “hmm?” as he looked up at her with questioning sockets. “Y-you only gave me five letters. There are twenty-six and that rounds up to twenty-five,” the monster elaborated, feeling as though she would melt under his gaze. After a brief look of pondering, he suddenly sat up straighter with a more jovial grin. “Oh yeah! That’s right, I am missing one. Don’t worry, though, I’ll give you the D later!”

Alphys had to cover her mouth from the sheer shock of his response. She forced herself to look away and scramble back over to her computer, covering her heated face as she heard Sans crowing with laughter behind her. She slumped forward in her seat, trying to get herself to calm her face down. She didn’t look back up until she heard Sans’ laughter die down and to hear typing take place.

She sat up and slumped in her chair, her mind reeling. After a few good minutes, she decided to get back to work, taking a few glances back at Sans, not knowing that he would occasionally glance back at her as well.

Perhaps working with him wouldn’t be so bad after all.

[passionate-baker]

Monthly Musings: March

Welcome to another Monthly Musings post, friends! 

I hope today finds you extra well rested from the weekend & ready to tackle the week ahead. Boyfriend & I have had a very hectic last few weeks, so I think I speak for the two of us when I say we’re looking forward to the slower pace of March. Our plans for the month include taking it super easy, putting our feet up at any given opportunity, and making sleep a priority again. Listen, we love sleep, and honestly - you don’t want to see either of us running on less than 7 hours, it isn’t pretty. 

March’s monthly musings are below, and I hope you find some inspiration hidden within my ramblings. 

If you need me, I’ll be over here thinking up something herb-a-licious to make for the monthly Food in Jars Mastery Challenge - I’ll keep you posted.

I’m a bit late to the game, but I’ve finally gotten round to making my own sourdough starter. This is the first step on the journey down the road of sourdough - which I’m sure will be full of frustrations and rage - and I am so excited. We’re still trying to think up an adequately punny name for our starter, and this Food52 article has some excellent suggestions. Any ideas? Side note: I’m following the recipe from my Bouchon cookbook.

In case you missed it, February brought us a new Gifting 101 post - Preserved Lemons! Listen, I’m just here to help build up your homemade gift repertoire & make you look amazing. You’re so welcome!

I found myself a little under the weather this past month, which is terrible for productivity and all things work related, but great for catching up on reading. I worked my way through the entire Detective Erika Foster series and loved every. single. second. Boyfriend has since got me reading the Harry Bosch books by Michael Connelly, so we shall soon find out how addictive they are in comparison. 

Are you a green thumb or a black thumb person? I’m working on expanding my gardening skills this year. Enrique, a serrano chilli plant that we grew from a seed, was our first plant baby. He was shortly followed by another chilli plant - Guillermo, who also was grown from seed - and now we finally have a new plant baby! Alvin Cado, a baby avocado tree, has finally sprouted a stem from his pit and we are so excited! Well, I am... Boyfriend is kind of freaked out by him, but I’m sure he’ll come around when Alvin grows some leaves, right? What should I try my hand at next?

Related: I recently stumbled across Rob Greenfield on Instagram and he’s currently undertaking a Food Freedom Project. The idea being that he’s going to grow & forage 100% of the food he eats for an entire year. No food from neighbours or restaurants, nothing processed, just homegrown fruit + vegetables, & homemade items like salt and oil. I love the idea behind it, and reading about it has opened my eyes a little wider... but at the same time, it isn’t a very realistic project for anyone who doesn’t live in the subtropical climate Florida boasts, amiright? 

Boyfriend & I have well and truly gone blood orange crazy. There’s a blood orange cake hitting the blog later this week (stay tuned!), Boyfriend is fine tuning his blood orange cocktail skills (my favourite of which was a tequila/aperol concoction), and just yesterday I made a batch of blood orange curd. We never want the season to end!

A recipe we fell for this time three years ago: Curly Carrot Cake. A lightly spiced, perfectly moist carrot cake, lathered with lusciously soft cream cheese frosting, and garnished with candied carrot peels. Basically: the best carrot cake ever. 

Ever since becoming the proud owner of my very own shiny red KitchenAid this past Christmas, I’ve been dreaming of buying the pasta roller attachment. I’m reluctant to spend that much money on something I’m not sure I’d use all that much, but I want it so badly! Why are they so bloody expensive? 

We’re in that strange period of the year when there aren’t that many new cookbook releases coming out. Well, maybe there are, but none of them have caught my eye. The next book I’m super excited for is Christina Lane’s Dinner Just For Two, but it won’t ship to Ireland until May! Is there anything I’ve missed?

I’m just going to leave this article here in case you feel like you need a good cry: My Wife Was Dying, and We Didn’t Tell Our Children. Listen, we all need a good cry sometimes and this is as good a reason as any. Make sure you have the tissues at the ready. 

I hope you have the very best week!

Hugs, 

Vicki xo

PREVIOUS MONTHLY MUSINGS: 

February / January / December / November 

[voeyarts]

i am confusion

okay, so i legit have no idea who my bias is and i’m having a crisis over it

seokjin: man who wouldn’t love this guy?  first off, very punny, and i absolutely love puns. second of all, loud and random and self confident which i wish i was. and third of all, freaking worldwide handsome  like no joke-

woah love you too

next, yoongi: i relate to this guy so, so much. he plays piano really well, and i play piano, but not as good, he’s makes songs really well, and i also makes songs but also not as well, and he’s an ice cube on the outside but a softie on the inside. he’s gone through you-know-what, and i have too.  every time i hear his name, i just get all fuzzy on the inside and ugh-

he’s also genius and bootiful-

im soft oml-

hoseok: what. a. sunshine. he’s so happy and cheery and smiley and loud, just like how i am in general, just more annoying. he works extremely hard and that really is something that i admire of him. he dances super well and good and amazing its just so satisfying to watch him! just look at the sun!

p.s savage as fuck forgot to put that

his cheeks look so squishable

now, our leader, namjoon: damn. you know, i think i admire him the most out of the members. he lead the fate of his group and his company, and brought them up kto be where they are now. his songs are just 👌👍👏 and his solos are so underrated, yall should start listening to them more! and his dimples- i just wanna die in them and drown in them holly shhhh-

that skin is glowing boi

maknae line!

jimin: the man that dragged me into kpop 😭i came across bs&t, saw jimin and immediately knew that i needed to know who he was. he was just so handsome and the music was so good i just had to look up more music videos. as i got to know this dude, i no longer saw him as that sexy fella- i saw him as that adorable mochi who just loves his members with all his heart! he like the first-aid kit of the team. hes so tiny too ;-;

oml hes so cute-

taehyung: okay so ive just noticed that im really like him. we’re loud and random, tall, and are called aliens... hmm. anyway, i really love his singing, y’know. it’s so deep and soulful and relaxing i could just listen to it all day (especially since he released scenery that song’s a freaking jewel) and never get bored of it. then there are is growls which i absolutely love (his bit in boyz with fun always makes me giggle) and damn is he handsome when he can be 

p.s, his legs are my favorite part cuz damn they long and sexy

prince of daegu!

and finally, jungkook: a freaking muscly bunny. his singing’s really good, he dances super well and is good at everything!  he admires his hyungs a lot and has just has a tiny part of them inside him, and just thinking that makes me go really emotional. he started out so young, and missed out on most of his teenage life. i’m really proud of him, and i’m glad that he’s made it up to here!

btw, he’s gonna be a hyung soon ;);)

hes so cute i just cant uGH-  

anyway, i still have no idea who my bias is so i guess i stan all of them as equally!

love yourself bts, and all you armys out there!

i purple yall! 💜

-s.j.

[t-shrt]

100 q tag

no one wud read it but ima do it anyways cos fun tag by @dubblebubble

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? more cereal than milk cos i love tht crunchy crunch

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? LOVE

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? receipts, pen lol

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? coffee=basic latte/hot tea, no sugar

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? sometimes, not too often tho

6: do you keep plants? no but i want to but ill be terrible at it so no

7: do you name your plants?

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? digital art

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? yes very it keeps me sane

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? side/back, back esp nowadays

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends? lots lol

12: what’s your favorite planet? earth? hahahah it used to be jupiter cos i loved sailor jupiter as a child

13: what’s something that made you smile today? friend + nct + fics

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? two separate bedrooms, a balcony, good amount of plants, separate fridge for alcohol, sizeable kitchen

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! it rains diamonds in jupiter and saturn $$$$

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish? bolognese hahahaha im boring

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? i just dyed my hair a darker ash brown n i quite like it ive been light for awhile

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. one came 2 mind cos we both recently talked ab it, a longtime close friend of mine n i used to have the biggest fight where he threw me a pair of scissors n i threw him a basketball in retaliation lmfaooo it still became a running joke more than a decade later...

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? not really...prolly shud

20: what’s your favorite eye color? i actually like brown hahah, maybe a slightly lighter shade of brown

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. it was a gift from my parents, a simple small messenger bag with a lot of slots, brought it with me literally everywhere, during my hookups, my night outs, been stained with questionable things (its been cleaned lol!).... almost lost it in a club only to be found by a friend... it has foundation stains tho lol

22: are you a morning person? n o

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? sleep, listen to music, watch stuff, not reply to messages

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? no

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? nothing rly comes to mind but im p sure ive been somewhere like tht lol

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit? LOL my adidas superstars

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor? ermm the red colored ones?

28: sunrise or sunset? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm very good question

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? hmm what comes to mind is the way both of us sometimes exchange goodnight msgs w nct farm emojis heheeh

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? lol ofc....

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. unfortunately im rly basic on socks, u wud most likely find me wearing black ankle socks or black ballet(?) socks nothing more nothing less.......

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. a lot has happened usually during that time lol. duno which story to pick honestly hahahah. i think a memorable one might be when we were drinking n played games and we talked and talked and joked n nek min one by one we fell asleep in the same room hahah... im sure there are other stories tht might be more eventful but fr the life of me my memorys fuzzy rn lol

33: what’s your fave pastry? i love strawberry shortcakes! or mille crepes

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? i kept a LOT hahah. prolly named a few, but nothing was too special. i think it rly reflected how i managed my relationships then, n evn yrs aftwds, like i ws always lonely n my instincts were to gain quantity cos deep down i cudnt trust ppl n cudnt get too committed lololol

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? i wish i was cos sometimes ppl wud make pretty colorful notes, but i usually just buy ones tht i wud use cos practicality.

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now? mmmmm is it cheating if i say nct cos they cover a range of genres lmao. but their ballads i guess yeah.

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? i mean i prefer to keep it clean, but its always really messy HAHAHA ;_;

38: tell us about your pet peeves! 1. someone rude 2. someone who doesnt know how to respect others’ boundaries 3. someone self-entitled n takes themselves 2 seriously

39: what color do you wear the most? black on black on black on black baby

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you? an evangelion ring, its the black (lilith) moon with lcl gem in it, to me i guess symbolizes my struggle with human relations, n how eva as an anime illustrated tht n the fantasy of having everyone’s consciousness merged into one--n the fact that lilith in itself (in astrology) signifies the darker side of a human being? i guess n the fact that evn if u acknowledge ur darker side u cud still use it to further urself

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving? hmmmm i guess last was a self help book, unfuck your boundaries, helped me support my need to strengthen my boundaries

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! little rogue :) its in a small alleyway, a little quaint shop, easy to miss... small potted plants, with an amaaazing matcha latte

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? siiigh a guy i was involved with lmfao i cut him off tho

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? hmmmmm good question i guess lately ive been very thankful tht i could feel comfortable taking my own time and space, n accepting the positive energy others wn give 2 me. being single really, really does help evn tho id feel lonely sometimes, bc the only weight i carry is the weight of my own soul n i wn learn how to nourish that

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? very i think

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. i have a lot HAHAHA if u were a friend of mine ud prolly get tired of them. a genuinely bad one wud be haha youre so punny lmfao

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? nothing rly lmao if theyre healthy n someone derives happiness frm it i wudnt want it to be banned

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? probably not lol, i mean i think i retained similar fears since i ws a kid but now obviously my biggest fear(s) would be more...specific to me

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? its the digital age baby spotify ftw (in all srsness i wish i collected vinyls tho hh)

50: what’s an odd thing you collect? i used to collect ramune bottles lmaoooo

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? hmmmm nah lets not do this right now lol

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? LOL too many but i love shitpost quality memes tbh

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? pulp fiction. i actually loved it, i think i still do, its entertainment value is kickass, havent taken the time to dissect it in any other way

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? oh man i think it ws the dude i ws seeing lmao fk him

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point? a lot, n most of them im not proud of, cos some involves self harm

56: what are some things you find endearing in people? kindness n genuineness, someone’s courage in being vulnerable

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? dont feel like it rn but everytime i do 10/10 will dramatically reenact the lyrics right to the guitar riffs

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? im definitely the wine (aunt) lmfaooo im already one tbh 

59: what’s your favorite myth? Eros + Psyche, Icarus and the sun

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? i love poetry hahah...cant think of any rn

61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received? id love any gift given 2 me as long as they wont harm me or anything lmao n i dont think ive evr given anything too stupid. well.. idk if this is stupid tho like i sent flowers thanking my ex for ‘helping me live’ well aft we’ve blocked each other off cos the end to the relo was js daaamn toxic lmao

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? nope

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? music i do spotify n im pretty particular ab organizing my playlists i guess. my books im alright with as long as theyre just stacked properly no problem

64: what color is the sky where you are right now? prolly rly dark blue cos its 12 am

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with? a lot tbh cos ive rly been focusing on stuff internally

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? daisies, sunflowers, n baby breath here n there

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? somber i guess maybe a tad bit nostalgic?

68: what’s winter like where you live? heeella cold not cos of the temperature itself but the winds thooo, if it drizzles evn in the slightest it feels like needles piercing through ur bones literally

69: what are your favorite board games? i like the game of life, ummm cards against humanity?

70: have you ever used a ouija board? no n never will lol

71: what’s your favorite kind of tea? the fruity kinds

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it? yea def lol

73: what are some of your worst habits? disappearing from people when i feel strong emotions

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. they’re small but they’re so full of love, full of life, full of strength, and full of care for others, they’re the type of person who will seek their goals till the end despite obstacles and still be able to not lose their warm heart on the way. they put so much thought and care to every aspect of their life even when in the past they have been handed some bad things, and i adore them for that.

75: tell us about your pets! none :( wish i have a cat though

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t? hahahhaah

77: pink or yellow lemonade? pink!

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? neither sometimes i think theyre weird sometimes cute sometimes weirdly cute lmao

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? write up 24 things they love about me to stop me from hating myself

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? white. no but if i had to id say white anyways lol cos its a blank canvas

81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. i dunno uhhhh her rounded eyes which seemed to at first glance, harbor plenty of wonder seemed to be weighted by many untold secrets, the traces of which could be found when she erupts into laughter where the wonder would manifest itself in the form of small stars in the dark of her eyes.

82: are/were you good in school? meh. i try

83: what’s some of your favorite album art? weirdly i like cigarette after sex’s one cos its so simple yet telling

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? planning on getting an evangelion one, another heart one, a sunflower one, and prolly a ghibli related one

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? manga? naruto 4evr LOL

86: do you like concept albums? which ones? hmmm thinkin of dpr live’s IAOT

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? lord of the rings, harry potter, one of ghibli movies lol

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? i think impressionism is very cool evn tho i dont do it myself

89: are you close to your parents? eeeeee

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. Melbourne is a wonderful city where many things could coexist in one--happiness and sadness, camaraderie and loneliness, hot and cold, quiet and full of life, productive and relaxed, bursting with unfocused energy yet incredibly organized, and for many reasons it’s become one of my favorite cities, and definitely my favorite to live in.

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? no plans tbh lol maybe home?.......japan? heheheh nahhh

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? it depends lol mostly i guess drowns my pasta in cheese

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most? i always wear it down, either straight or wavy

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? a friend of mine

95: what are your plans for this weekend? stay in most likely, do stuff

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? 100% procrastinate lmaoooo

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? ISTG, jkjk INFP, leo sun aquarius moon cancer rising, ravenclaw

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? im alws meh ab hiking tbh lmao 

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. Long Slow Distance - NCT 127, Four - Sleeping At Last, idontwannabeyouanymore - Billie Eilish, Stop This Train - John Mayer, Digital Lover - Crush

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? 5 years into the past so she’d stop focusing her life around anybody else but herself

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One-Shot: A Day Dating James Moriarty.(Moriarty/Male!Reader)(Crack)

Trigger Warning(s): Language, Moriarty.

y/n = Your Name

(Mornings)

"It's getting ill it's getting sick on the floor, we never quit, we never rest on the floor.~" The light in Jim's and my bedroom flicks on as I'm tortured by Jim playing 'wake up' music.

"Jim, it's, like, five in the morning." I groan, turning over hiding my face from the light.

"Would you rather I play another song?" He questions, still letting 'On The Floor' play in the background of our conversation.

"Nooo, I want to sleep, asshole."

"Okay.~" He turns the music off.

"Thank you." I mutter as everything is quiet once more.

Just before I can fall asleep, there is a loud sound which causes me to jump.

The noise is Jim standing on the chair in the corner of our room playing another song on his phone.

~I am aware, that I am an asshole, I really don't care about all of that though, I'm living my life the way that I want to, and you can't deny, that honestly I'm just like you.~

"JiIiIiMmMm!" I whine pathetically. "Let me be."

"Nope." The music just gets louder as he joins in singing/yelling the music and lyrics. "Du du du doooo du du du da da, du du du du do dod do do, I've got a bad case of A-D-D,

I've been this way since 17, I've got a, FUCKED. UP. BRAIN. and a really bad attitude-"

"Turn it off."

"You love this song."

"I thought you loved me."

"Get up, we have fun things to do today."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck me yourself."

"Asshole."

"I AM AWARE, THAT I AM AN ASSHOLE-"

"Sssssssssttttooooooopppppp."

"Get up."

"No, Jim, I swear you're driving me crazy!"

"You knew that when you became my boyfriend." He grabs our quilt and pull it off or me.

"Jim!"

"UP."

"Fine." After a long battle of the wills, I give in.

(Breakfast)

"It's pancakes and eggs.~" Jim's voice is pitched high as he brings us each a plate of food to the table.

"You shouldn't have." A smile spreads across my face as I stare at the man I love. To think that we met because I was supposed to kill him.

He eats his food quickly, yet in a way no one could deny is adorable. His bed hair is adorable, everything about him is adorable...

How did they expect me to kill him? He's a masterpiece.

"I was thinking." He speaks in between bites of food. "Maybe we could go to the park today, I hear there's going to be a police thing."

"Police thing being?" I raise an eyebrow and cross my arms.

"Umm... police thing, could happen anywhere."

"Did you kill someone just so we could go to the park?"

"What? No." He shakes his head acting as if I'm being absurd. "Okay, yeah."

"Alright, let's go to the park and see what you did that you're so proud of."

"Yay!" He mocks excitement before he returns to eating.

God I love this guy.

(Afternoon)

"Honestly, it wasn't part of the plan." Jim tries to reassure as we run together. We're holding hands... it's very romantic.

Nothing says romance like being chased by assassin's wielding loaded guns. Yes, I'm being sarcastic.

"Sure you didn't." We duck around a corner.

"I honestly thought the guys was dead, do you really think I would leave a loose string?"

"You just wanted to have another thrill chase."

"While this is the most fun we can have without taking our clothes off, I didn't intend for us to get stuck running from people who are supposed to be dead."

A bullet whizzes past my head and we take off in a new direction.

"Don't worry I have a plan." His smile makes me nervous.

"Here we go..."

(Midday)

"You said you had a plan!"

"I did, it just wasn't a very good one."

We're hanging upside down in a meat freezer.

"I'm going to kill you!"

"Hey, hey, chill out a little." He smirks at his pun.

"I swear I will wring your fucking neck!"

"Don't sweat it."

"Stop making puns."

"What, are they not punny?"

"Fuck you."

"Fuck me yourself."

"If we don't make it out of here alive, I'm going to kill you."

"We'll already be dead, boo-bear."

"What kind of name is that?"

"Oh, you prefer the other one?"

"To boo-bear, yeah."

"Alright, my stabulous-hot ass-"

"Rise and shine cupcakes." The door swings open and a muscle bound man walks in.

"Ooh, I didn't schedule a porno... we have a freebie!"

"Jim, my god, you are a nightmare." I punch him in the ribs, which makes him spin around.

"Wee, look, I'm spinning."

"Let's get down to business-" The man picks up a baseball bat.

"-To defeat the huns." Jim continues.

"Oh my god, Jim." I shake my head. "I'm so sorry about all this, he didn't kill who he thought he killed."

"Wait, you're not... you're not 22 and 69..."

"Oh, we 69 alright."

"Shut up, Jim." I growl.

"Why the fuck are you two?!" The man seems disturbed.

(Dinner)

"Things could be worse."

"We're about to be sold at auction, how could this be worse?"

"At least we'll be together forever."

"...?"

"Will you marry me?"

"Are you seriously doing this now, here and now?!"

"Well, it does seem kind of romantic, don't you think?"

"Oh my god, you bastard."

"What?" He has an innocent look on his face.

"You planned this."

"What, me?"

"Yes."

"No, I actually didn't plan this... although, I wish I did. This is brilliant!"

"I want a divorce."

"We're not even married yet."

"Marry me so I can divorce you."

"Why, of course I'll marry you."

"Just shoot me."

(Nightfall)

"Don't be angry, I did it all for you!"

"You killed everyone, and then took a picture, posted it on criminals-book and said 'he said yes'."

"And?"

"And stole all of the auction money."

"And?"

"And, what?"

"And you still love me."

"Idiot."

"Love you too.~"

(2am)

~2 am where do I begin?~

"JIIIMMMM!!!!!!!!!"