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apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 01/30/2014 1:55:23 PM.
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So I've had this Crowla in my garden for ages. I got him as a mate for my original sour turned sweet Crowla, BrundoLee. BrandoLee, some time after a ruffian destroyed their house, became sad. I couldn't get him to eat candies so his depression was incurable and he flew away. JimmyLee, his husband and lover was left by his lonesome. To ease his lose I got him some cute neck bolts and red glasses to match his eyes. I have to admit JimmyLee was one of my favorite and best dressed piñatas in the garden, and longest resident. He had been without a house for quite some time so I decided, since I have way to much coin, to build him a new house and find him a new mate. Willy finished up the build and I reviewed to home. I went to gey JimmyLee only to find him weeping at the edge of the guarden which seemed very strange because just the day before (in game) I had given him a joy candy. Right as I was about to click on him to see what was wrong he took flight and disappeared behind the mountain. My guess is he had had enough of being without his love and left to find him. This makes me sad but I hope he is happy now.
#sad piñata#Crowla#sad story#buh bye buddy#JimmyLee and BrandoLee 4 ever#happy Valentine's day#viva piñata
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Today I made a pigxie. Because piñatas are genderless I decided he has 2 fathers. Elton Swan and Squeil Patrick Harris. Unfortunately their dear son LGBT+ began immediate infighting with his fathers and was subsequently fed to the sour mallow wolf who is now a resident and named Cola. I'm not quite sure how to feel about the whole thing.
#I am very proud of their punny names#I gave them a lot of thought#elton john#neil patrick harris#viva pinata
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I don’t know what im doing and its very stressful
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If I could get a totem pole for all the piñatas I don't want that keep eating the piñatas I do want, that would be great.
#I'm looking at you badgesicles#get out of my garden and leave my newtgats alone#viva pinata#viva piñata
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tis game has physically exhhausted me.
Like I need a nap and a red bull stat,
jesus.
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He’s got a PHD in Horribleness and he’s super mad Sally May keeps calling him about those pesky student loans he never paid back because chocolate coins aren’t acceptable currency.
#professor pester#this guy right here#maybe thats why he and his gang are so greedy for chocolate coins#they just want those damn phone calls to stop#viva pinata
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viva pinata tag yourself meme! c:
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Look at this CUTIE PIE!!!!!
my fave piñata!!
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Newtgats are by far the cutest Piñatas on the paper mache' planet.
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Gatherings are fucking useless and exist to infuriate me
#what the fuck why do you only pick up vegetables I need to use!#what about the fucking honey you whore#I pay you good money to do absolutely nothing#your fired#Viva Piñata#fuck#nsfw
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