#I am not responsible

[poisonedfate]

bbc merlin - 03x08 The Eye of the Phoenix

[bolt-from-the-dark]

Me: I should stop making new OCs and focus on the ones I have

Anyway, this is Eurisynae.

She’s…something. I’ll work the fine details out later.

[ashbyyyrose]

hello midnight burger tumblr! i am providing for you my clementine x terric of york playlist! please enjoy!

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved]

i had actually planned to first upload after the final battle yesterday but i didn´t because i ended up spending the night going out drinking

[allo-frouto]

What makes you feel weak or more weak? Getting your neck or inner thigh kissed?

Neck kissing turns me into a puddle.

[wolfkitty42]

drew umbrashard fanart!

* Isn’t this place cool, Noelle?

* Heheheh! Let’s keep moving!

Umbrashard has been taking over my brain like crazy lately, so I wanted to draw Noelle and Kris walking through the Cyber City. I gave Noelle a belt since she looked funky without it.

https://www.youtube.com/@therosaic Check out Umbrashard at Rosaic’s channel! It’s a super cool deltaswap au and there’s currently a QnA going on in the community posts. 

[canonkiller]

asking for help can be done at any time, and it is free. you just have to let yourself accept it.

[kawareo]

My only new year's resolution is to leave more comments on AO3

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

It doesn't matter if that fic has been in your drafts for years and is now self-indulgent to the point of parody. If Steven Moffatt is allowed to do it professionally, you are allowed to do it for fun.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[inverse-problem]

a robot walks in with pixelated kiss marks all over its display screen saying “you should see the other bot” so you go look and there’s just a pile of crushed metal and shattered plastic and torn wires

[katsinspats]

Tragic: Guy you based your entire villain backstory on doesn't even remember you

[maedictus]

A couple of Thorin drawings

[magicicephoenix]

Sun you wont believe it something crazy just happen wait crazy i was crazy once-

driving sun crazy insane!! ft. everyone’s lovely reactions 💕

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[puppppppppy]

thanks @chipper-smol for getting me ISAT i will be so irresponsible with the looping

[drferox]

Pets are very commonly overweight. And very commonly the reason given will be ‘because my parents feed them more than they’re supposed to, and they won’t listen when I tell them to stop’.

And I sympathise. I understand. Parents are hard, especially when they still think of you as ‘their kid’ and not ‘grown adult with autonomy’. Getting your parent to change their behavior is very difficult.

My two cats have a scoop in their bag of food, and they get one scoop each for dinner. It’s a very simple system: 1 scoop 1 cat. If I notice they’re getting a bit podgy then I make the scoop a bit concave. If they’re looking a bit light, I give them a little extra breakfast. But dinner is always the same, never more than one scoop.

But last night I watch my mother (the very same woman that scolded me for my weight since I was ten) decide to feed the cats for me while I finished washing the dishes.

The cats follow her, mewing pathetically, as she carries the food bag to their bowls. And I watch, as she’s talking to me and making eye contact, while she gives one cat a slightly heaped scoop of food, and then the other.

And then, dear reader, she replaces the scoop into the bag, as though it’s the most natural thing in the world, and proceeds to give each cat an additional handful of food.

I was astounded. I was politely mortified that you just increased the cats’ meals by at least 80%. No wonder they’ve been podgy!

We had a polite but firm discussion about how that is a measured scoop in the bag, and have-you-been-feeding-that-much-the-whole-time, but I do not think she has listened. I think I will need to gently ban her from feeding the cats.