#I am not interested

[cruelangelscrypt]

And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs💋

[solmarillion]

ok RINGS OF POWER RANT/VENT TIME

i’m on tolkien twitter and you know you've fucked up as showrunners when celebrimbor fans are literally clinging to individual frames of the same few shots of charles edwards just to have something different to look at. because all of celebrimbor's story beats have been given to OTHER CHARACTERS. getting seduced/deceived by sauron? given to galadriel. befriending dwarves? given to elrond.

and before you say “but it’ll happen in season 2!” there are 8 episodes. if the leaks of the destroyed eregion set are evident of anything, there is a significant chance that they are planning on killing off celebrimbor in season 2. 8 episodes left. 8 episodes that will also be stuffed with OTHER plotlines they set up. how is that enough?

and no i'm not accepting the recasting as an excuse anymore. if this is gonna be jeff bezos’s self-aggrandizing pet project, he has literally infinite money, the production could be delayed if they cared about telling celebrimbor's story. but they don't.

they had letters, props, ideas they had planned to use and didn't. because they decided inventing a story of galadriel being seduced and deceived by sauron was higher priority than telling the story of celebrimbor that tolkien wrote, and more importantly, that FANS WANTED TO SEE

celebrimbor is such a beloved character, and literally the ENTIRE REASON that the rings of power even exist! the events of LotR wouldn't have happened without him! and YET. it's somehow acceptable to treat him as a side character in his own story???

to make this even worse, i have literally seen people on tolkien twitter claim that celebrimbor “isn’t important”. the elf who made the rings of power. not important. when the show is LITERALLY CALLED “RINGS OF POWER”

i’m probably checking out emotionally after s2. celebrimbor is my favorite character and it’s really sad how little the showrunners and writers actually care. here’s hoping the russians decide to take on the second age and give celebrimbor a rock opera adaptation like he deserves.

[bjfinn]

Another day, another DM from another young woman. Smh.

What part of "I'm gay" don't you understand??? It's not a choice -- it's the way I was born!!! You're not going to "convert" me!!! Leave me alone ffs!!! 😭😭😭

[simplyghosting]

Friend of my mom keeps wanting me to visit and I can’t help but suspect ulterior motives after learning her son is newly single

[perpetuallyuneloquent]

hello i'm temporarily turning off anonymous asks because some weird people keep asking me about joining a cult or something, so if you needed to ask me something anonymously, sorry about that!

[alch3mic]

You really like monsters, huh?

i am a certified monster lover.

..truthfully though, skeletons are about as tame as my interests get.

[icypiece]

When people are like "it was so predictable'" about a romcom and it's like...yeah? That's kinda the point?

[gimmick-thief]

please stop reminding me of the incident

[marlow-holly]

Since I’ve encountered a recent uptick in DM’s from people only interested in sexual conversations (or something along those lines) I am making it publicly known that:

I AM NOT CURRENTLY INTERESTED

I will block you faster than I block bots

[decarbry]

hey iirc i saw you were looking for fic reccs on twitter? hopefully im not misremembering haha. anyway if that wqs you, you should check out 'If lost, please return to Present Mic' by nomumomo it's a funny and cute little fic.

Yessss I am finally submerging into the fic world! Thank you for the rec, I will check it out!

[rachel-974]

Hi Rachel, do you know the dream?!Can you design it?!

I'm not a fan of this guy... Plus I don't like SMP things... Sorry.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Not interested, piss off. That is not how you get me to click something. 

[batclawsss]

Can weed bots stop dm ing me pls and thank you

[homo-taylorsversion]

When I say I am not interested. I mean I'm not interested!!! Do I really have to spell it out? I am aroace!!!

Seriously, people who I kindly said no too while explaining why I'm not interested, keep trying to ask my out. My own parents are trying to set me up with people as well!!

I'm. Not. Interested.

Like, I don't really care if someone likes me. I get it. It doesn't bother me until you make it awkward. But no means no!

I'm 18, trying to focus on living in this god forsaken world and do not want to date, let alone even have attraction towards anyone. So, stop trying!

I really don't want to be a jerk but come on!

[epoxyconfetti]