#I am literally useless
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Martin Freeman (76/366)
Nativity! (2009)
Dirección Debbie Isitt
Writer Debbie Isitt
*I identify a lot with Paul these days.
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more necromancer doodles. u guys will hear more about this guy eventually 💀
#i ran a poll on twitter abt whether it would be funnier for his centipede 'familiar' to be completely useless and unmagical#i.e. literally just a normal giant bug#or if it's funnier for it to be a magical talking centipede but it's still useless and doesn't do anything#it's just that it also sometimes says stuff like 'nhyyeahhhh boss you tell em!!' and 'i'm a woim!!!!!'#but at the end of the day i am going w the former bc. it is very important to me that this character is excruciatingly lonely#and if his giant bug pet could talk to him that would be too much relief. 🖤#ANYWAY. thats all for now#back to comms#my art#my ocs#vega mauserot
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tim called elias useless and a waste of a suit as an insult but somehow i feel like he would interpret that as a compliment. he would be like thank you tim that's exactly what i was going for :3
#another core difference between jonah and lena#jonah probably thrives on being seen as useless. his bureaucracy themed autism or whatever.#but lena would literally start sobbing if anyone ever called her a useless lesbian. she would be like ''no im a very useful lesbian :(''#''i get things done i am very competent and good at my job :(''#tma#the magnus archives#tma memes#tma spoilers#tma shitpost#tim stoker#timothy stoker#elias bouchard#jonah magnus#tma s2
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Benny x Courier but the Courier is increasingly in denial for their feelings for Benny cause they see him as this loser pretty city boy Vegas type and they slowly (or rather quickly) realize that there were in fact reasons why Benny was able to manipulate so many people, infiltrate the Fort and avoid serious injury for all of it.
Like surprise the corniest loser you know is actually pretty badass and you kinda find that infuriatingly attractive.
#loser boyfriend that goes down on you right after reciting the lamest sexy talk ever#like I’d be so pissed if I was The Courier like why is this guy#so stupid but making it work like the courier would’ve been dead#like pls I beg yall to write Benny correctly it’s so hard to see content for him that doesn’t even get his scary parts#he’s more sassy and sardonic than silly yall just make him lame like he’d def talk back#this guy wouldn’t be able to bite his tongue if you fried it up and fed it to him#like yall write him so lame yall don’t get Benny like I do he bites people then gaslights them on it being an accident like get good#he’s more ass than hole guys he’d hold his own and be a bitch about it#plus I am team Benny would not let someone be in charge of him too many of you like treat him like he wouldn’t be like#Joshua graham and refuse to hold the couriers shit or that’s he wouldn’t argue or even fight the courier if they got in his face like he#is literally alway programmed to aim for your head he wants you fucking dead he’s a raider at heart treat him as such like slimy doesnt mean#he’s a useless coward have variety in how you characterize ur blorbos they can’t all be wet dogs#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#benny gecko#Benny fnv
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can someone help my undiagnosed ass figure out why its somehow impossible for me to do tasks that are ultimately not difficult, but ive just built up a mental block against being able to do it. it feels like the dread of the task needing to be done (and the outside pressure to do it) completely paralyzes me and stops me from being able to do it, and also stops me from doing much of anything else? what is wrong with me and is it fixable by taking pills?
#this is either a complex and nuanced situation that is an amalgam of several issues in my life#or its just “oh thats textbook [name of disorder] u need to see ur doctor and ask for [name of medication] and itll literally fix u forever#the biggest issue is unsurprisingly that i need to speak to a doctor about this#but booking a doctors appointment is one of the tasks im apparently incapable of doing#mentally i just cannot do that#tbf the fact that i hate speaking on the phone in the first place compounds that problem#which itself is a combination of my low self esteem and my dysphoria and my mild-to-moderate fear of social interaction#and the fact that i struggle a lot with independence and very frequently feel like i need someone to like provide care#i feel so useless#cant even fucking pick up a phone to call a doctor#like its not that im choosing not to#ive needed to for like a year now#i wouldnt choose to fuck myself over like this#and yet here i am thoroughly fucked over by my own inaction#and STILL im incapable of unfucking myself
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if december hits and i'm making enough to keep making my gay little comic i'm getting me a gay little mail scale as a reward. the Save Kidd Commander Campaign is now getting the subcategory of "get aria to invest in standard business equipment ten fucking years into running this thing"
#and NOW it feels worse because if shit goes south i'll have to look at this useless Thing and remember i don't run a business any more lmao#on top of literally every item in my studio already#so i am not getting it this year#i dont know why but i bail every time i consider getting one#no issue buying a replacement printer but for some reason my brain is just like#really really weird about this specific purchase
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Its crazy to me that youre an ESFP. This is gonna sound weird but I dont think I've ever seen an ESFP in a fandom before-
crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room with ra
#ask#i think mbti is a little bull and i think its weird how people profile others based off it#its not a catch-all and you cant just assign people into a certain closed set of Guys#but i think its fun to self-identify with and ESFP in particular is a really good descriptor for my personality so i use it#also i think its funny when those mbti memes are like 'what i think of you based on your mbti type'#and literally everything is normal but esfp is a long rant about how horrible and annoying and obnoxious and useless you are#trust me. i have a whole collection#its the funniest fucking thing ever. soooooo true#MBTI GIRLIES HATE HIM!!! and its literally dominic qolden the most innocently annoying person on the planet <- self identified#anyways i think you can probably tell based on how hyperactive i am LOL
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I point you all to my ko-fi page once more -> link
my parents, enraged that I didn’t sort a massive mound of clothes yesterday (after doing the other chores they asked), essentially decided they are going to start charging me rent.
So this is just in preparation for that moment when they do start asking. I’m still trying to save up to move out. It’s not a huge deal yet (idk how much they’re going to charge) so there’s no pressure to donate.
I work a full time job so I can’t really give much in return. But I can take doodle requests upon proof of donation! I’ll doodle any DCA you want.
Thanks.
#Idk what to tag this#i’m just so tired.#i’m just tired of my parents putting so much pressure on me#like 1) I did the chores they asked of me#2) The only one i didn’t do was because it was literally an overwhelming amount of clothes. The entire fucking laundry room is filled to the#brim with clothes. Literally you cannot walk in there without strpping on some#that’s 6 people’s clothes. Not even most of mine because I actually do my own laundry. other than the ones that get mixed in with the others#and they wanted me sort them. by myself.#I’m autistic and a massiver germaphobe and they wanted me to sort their grimey fucking clothes.#And when I don’t do it? call me useless and lazy#and then i fel insane because maybe i am just lazy and i should do more because they let me live here for free#sometimes i feel in the wrong. maybe i am in the wrong. maybe i should just suck it up and deal with it instead of complaining#I don’t know. I’m scared. I’m so scared#I don’t have anything to fall back on. I don’t have my own car. I have nothing.
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Day 157 | id in alt
Mai told Miwa that Kugisaki was a creature with no morals and because Mai is the one that directly protects Miwa's back most of the time? Miwa believed her.
Also Kugisaki is a creature. I rematched her death painting fights.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#Kasumi Miwa#i like you miwa stay silly#yes i am still violently pissed that gege literally crashed her straight back into the mindset she was in when we met her but yknow#gege you will answer for your damn crimes#She deserved better than just becoming a borderline maid for the rest of her years after loosing two loved ones CMON#op almost snapped their leg in half today we in this shit for life#Kugisaki would absolutely bully miwa but i feel like Miwa leans too far into fumi territory for her to do it#miwa called herself useless and got the MEANEST side eye from Kugisaki and that was that and i find that funny
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Martin Freeman (120/366)
Nativity! (2009)
Directed & Writer Debbie Isitt
*Most of the film is improvised, with the producers telling the actors what would happen in the scene, and the actors acting it out, with no script.
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Every time I read one of those tradwife articles I'm so happy and excited to get up and work my boring manual job that pays me just enough to live and then go back to my own apartment which I rent and sleep in my own bed alone. Yet another satisfying day of pushing 30 with a career that is going nowhere 👌
#i love having sort of failed at most things i've tried so now i have some peace and quiet#i feel so bad for these girls like there is always someone talking at them#literally no one cares if i eat microwave burritos for every meal and do the dishes twice a week#if i show up to the function looking like i've died everyone is just like oh that's abi for you ❤️#guess how many times i've been asked to cook for the family? 0 they are Scared of what i'd make#i try to help out in other ways when i visit but yeah to them i am the useless uncle
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°•♡I’m not jealous I’mm not jealous- Jealousy isn’t a good look on mee<3 I’m prettier when I’m being a good doll like how they want. I have no reason to be jealous I know they’re mine. But that vile feeling in my stomach is overwhelming.♡•°
#I hate it so much#useless val rambles#it literally does not matter#Why am I so upset#I shouldn’t be..#Wait why didn’t they even say good morning?#obsessive yandere#yandere gf#yandere girl#yandere things#yancore#yanblr#irl yandere#irl yan#soft yandere#bpd thoughts#bpd yandere
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
#I haven't been this bothered by a canonxcanon ship w/ f/o in so long but I'm gonna explode and not in the good way :|#even just jokes about them being attracted to each other makes me want to dieediieieeiididieieidie#sorry I know I don't complain about this much but I want to SCREAM. SHUT UP!#it's just me and him I don't care fight me we're literally made for each other I hate YOUUU#especially when I imagine myself protecting him/comforting him from the other half of the ship a lot. like ouch nevermind maybe I'm useless#AAAAAAAAAH#I normally am just mildly annoyed by seeing canonxcanon ships with my f/os but this one is so pervasive and I HATE IT#thank god it isn't canon idk what I'd do. I have very few f/os who have legit relationships and only one actively gets on my nerves#but this one just grinds my gears so bad even if not canon. it's just everywhere#not because of the typical dynamics of the ship I don't care about that; this is solely a personal issue because of my feelings toward him#I just love him so much and he means the world to me and I can't stand it
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First time staying at the hotel of a theme park (against my will, but that's a long story) and... it's so weird??????
Like I feel like I am not supposed to be here, how do I put it... it screams luxury but I a... childlike/childish way????
And I feel restless, like something is wrong. Uncanny.
#this vacation is weird#maybe i feel restless because it cost me too much...#little rant here because i am still bitter about this okay...#look 8 days in spain and EVERYTHING: 2 hotels/3 flights/several museums/foods and drinks/souvenirs/transportation/small useless trinkets#cost us like € 800? more or less?#like okay could have been less but that’s a darn good price counting small useless luxuries and good meals right?#i feel no regrets spending that amount of money on *that*#i was one of the people organizing it#i knew where my money went before it went there so if something was a waste of money is my fault right????#BUT THEN#i was thrown into this other small 4 day vacation here at one of the theme parks in italy#first day we arrive fourth we go 2 days at the park and the only things we DON'T pay for are breakfast and dinner#fucking €600#and I was occupied with my exams when the other person organized this trip so the moment they called me.and said#“okay already anticipated the money it's 600 per person :D”#i cried#liek i am not exaggerating i literally cried because wtf#600 euros I'd have stayed a week in france#I will never let someone else organize a vacation without my supervision ever the fuck again.#steel rambles#*cries* 1200 € for two peple and 2 and 2 days at the theme park+ 2 days of train is not fucking reasonable mate 😭
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I know its a big spoiler, but can someone excellent at gif making please make a set of the second Sandman cameo person in Dead Boy Detectives so we can appreciate the scenery and everything about it please pretty please? It was so gorgeous and I'm still reeling at getting to see that place.
#dead boy detectives#the sandman#i am literally begging#unless someone wants to teach me how to make high quality gifsets as i would love to make them myself but am useless#i dont even know what software to use
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i am such an unhappy person. it never gets better.
#t#i cant make friends and i am like a useless person.#i wish my art did better i wish i was thinner i wish i was healthy i wish i had friends i wish people listened to me i wish i had a life#i literally dont know why im here.#been hearing it gets better for 20 years and i've yet to see shit. and it's not like i haven't been trying.
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