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the mitts on that manâŚjfc
#yâall can thank my btchass later#I am fcking crazy#but heehee#his hands r one of my favourite features#ahhh just imagine holding his hand or if he just places them on your waist#too many thirsty thoughts#that I need to calm down#nolan patrick#nolpat#ask#jan '24 subs
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i stopped watching toh at âeclipse lakeâ/âyesterdayâs lieâ last year; started rewatching a couple days ago, and just caught back up, andâ
âliterally 30 seconds into s2ep12â
THEY JUST MADE THE CANON AROACE CHARACTER AN ASSISTANT CURATOR OF (SUPER)NATURAL HISTORY?!?!????!?! I SCREAMED
#SHEâS JUST LIKE (my aspirations) ME FR đđ¤Żđł#I ACTUALLY AM FLOORED FCKING FLABBERGASTED RN#YOOOOOOOO#toh#lilith clawthorne#LITERALLY EARLIER TODAY i was browsing the wiki for the owl house and then last night was looking at the wiki for aroace flag since i#didnât#actually remember what the blue/orange stand for (i typically use the purple and green) and at the bottom of the wiki were like 5 characters#of list of canon animated aroace characters and i was like âwow thatâs crazyâŚ. and lo and behold lilith toh is thereâ#lol#and then next day (today) freaking walloped by them making her a (super)natural history curator???? wtf?!!!#like i knew about her being aroace basically as soon as it was canon from the fandom#but i had no idea they made her a curator lmao this just blew my mind đŚ#mine#aroace
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official-kun,
why desuka.
explain kudasai.
#text#i am not being a hater but some choices baffle me so much#like iori's luliho...#its the same as kuso kichi inwhich its a unique term associated w that character#like if you ever were to hear someone say âlulihoâ somewhere randomly you'd go like âoh! charisma!!! iopi!!!!â right#the same way âyahalloâ functions when it comes to the oregairu series#now kusokichi is a tougher one to truly keep as is but#LULIHO?? YOU COULDVE KEPT THAT.#also the choice to translate luliho#but not some of rikais puns#nandedayo naichau wa#also pls dont get me wrong-#i love localisations & translations and a lot of times i am /defending/ official locs even#my grievances comes from the fact that i feel like official is failing Me...#its hard to not feel that way when u've been at the frontlines TLing this series and spreading it like a fookin disease all over the intern#et#and 3 yrs later oh yay official subs and they are milquetoast at best. servicable. soggyroll tier.#and im mad bcus i fcking love some the lyric TLs but other times its like â?!â#say nein to your troubles and go str8 to ten is fcking crazy good#and now im assaulted with henlo which feels like an assasination of iopis quirkiness#you take away his gamer references#you take away his luliho#what is next official-kun#i fear you
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queer sprolden rights i canât believe iâve witnessed this with my own two eyes i love my children
#the solitaire brainrot has been going on for 8 years lmao iâm a grown fcking adult and still every now and then i think about them#i love them so much#also ik that their queerness has been discussed before but this is literally canonly illustrated now#i am feeling a lot of things#my teenage self is grinning like crazy#heartstopper#solitaire#sprolden
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me @ that one hat guy i keep seeing sethos talk to on the streets of sumeru
#ââ ę° đś ęą đđđžđ đđşđđž đ/ đđđđđ .á#/lh /nsrs LMAO#my twitter feed has just been filled with sethoscara art and đ just a funny little joke i thought of#even though i shamelessly like and retweet every sethoscara ship art i come across#i am definitely giving him the biggest side eye every time i pass by him in the street market when im shopping with sethos#and either a) he thinks im fcking crazy âwhat is this random woman glaring at me for??â#or b) he gives me a side eye in return and it just turns into a full blown staring contest#most likely the latter HAHSHWH this is what i get for not being loyal to kazu
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everyone else: making up cute, angsty, romantic, beautiful AUs that make you cry
me: what ifâŚ.. i made their lives a living shitpost
#like sometimes Iâll think of cute shit#but then my mind is like#what if theyâre kissing at a museum but one of them turns into a worm and the other one buys them a lil tank of dirt as their worm home#but they somehow manage to get into an argument and whoeverâs the worm packs up a little sack of worm dirt and runs away#and the one whoâs still human goes on a panicked quest to find their worm partner but everyone just thinks theyâre bat shot crazy#bc theyâre apparently dating a fcking worm đŞą#SEE THERE I GO THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE 2 EXAMPLE TAGS AT THE MOST#LMFAOOOOO#why am i like this#apple babble đ
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yakuza!suna/escort!reader part 4: the prequel(ish) continued..., tw alcohol, reader goes by a stated pseudonym for her work (Yua) but is otherwise unnamed, this part immediately follows PART 3 and here are PART 1 + PART 2 icymi!!
âYou.â
The sound of the manâs voiceâlow, smooth, and unmistakably pointedâmakes you freeze.
The room goes terribly quiet in the wake, like no one is quite sure how to respond.
Kaitoâs eyes snap towards you, a flash of something close to panic momentarily slipping through the facade of his gregariousness. He composes himself quickly and looks back to this new guest, his brows lifted in surprise as his eyes narrow into crescents thanks to how his mouth lifts in an easy smile. âWho, sir?â
âHer.â
All eyes in the lounge turn to you, but somehow you only manage to meet one pair.
Your grip on the champagne flute in your grasp is so tight you worry that the thin stem might snap between your fingers.
Kaito laughs a bit, but the sound is stiff and doesnât fit his usual tone. He reaches up and places a friendly hand on the man beside himâs shoulder. âWhy donât you take a while to acquaint yourself with the girls, then you canââ
The manâSuna-san as heâd been introduced to you all just a few moments beforeâturns his face to look at him. You watch as his eyes flicker down to the hand resting on his arm with a look of disdain.
âIs there a reason youâd question my choice?â he asks flatly, a chill in his tone that makes your stomach feel uneasy. âI was told these girls are your best.â
âOf course,â Kaito assures him with an easy, obliging smile. You canât help but notice how he quickly drops his hand. âYouâve made an excellent decision.â
The other girls and Kaito quietly leave, once the manager waves them out following a terse snap of his fingers. Thereâs a sense of disappointment that you detect from some of the girls as they bid the guest goodnight as they step past him, having scarcely had the opportunity to spend time in his company at all. Yuki meets your eyes as she glides past you towards the door, a curiousâif not concernedâlook passing between the two of you.
The door to the lounge closes behind Kaito once the last girl has filed out, and then itâs just the two of you.
You watch as Suna walks to the chair on the opposite side of the room, directly across from you, sticking close to the very edge of the wall and giving you a rather wide berth. Itâs strange. Most men in these situations make their way right for you, or at least beckon you to come to themâ especially ones as forthright as heâd been. Instead, he gestures for you to take your seat, nodding towards the chair youâre still standing beside. In spite of your relative confusion, you oblige him. On the other side of the room he does the same, slumping down into his seat with his legs spread wide.
You sit at the edge of the upholstered chair with your hands crossed primly atop your lap.
He watches you for a while, and under his heavy stare you find yourself resisting the urge to fidget.Â
âWhatâs your name?â he asks you after a while.
You blink slowly, as though youâre processing the question heâs askedâthough itâs anything but a difficult one.
âYua.â
Itâs not your name, of course. Youâre sure he knows that too. Itâs not even one that youâd chosen for yourself, in truth. There had been a girl working at the club before you started whoâd used it as her pseudonym, and when she left and you arrived to take her place, it was easier just to inherit it than come up with a name of your own.
The kanji used spell out binding love.
The irony isnât lost on you.
It doesnât seem to be something Suna-san misses either, because thereâs a little pull at the corner of his mouth that indicates a sort of wry recognition of the fact.
It goes quiet again.
You being to worry things are getting awkward. You canât let that happen.
âWould you like something to drink?â you finally ask him, shooting him a warm smile before looking towards the mini bar.
His eyes flitter to the empty glass in your hand. âWhat are you drinking?â
âChampagne.â You stand and approach the bar, running your finger along the bucket where the half-empty bottle sits in ice. âBut thereâs plenty to choose from, no matter your taste.â
âWhat do you like to drink?â Itâs the same question as before, more or less, but this time he poses it differently.
You glance at him over your shoulder, and find heâs watching you intentlyâstill torpidly reclined back in his seat.
âIâm not very picky,â you answer with a little laugh. You reach for a bottle of whiskey off the bar. Itâs a nice one. Expensive. You hold it up so he can see it, turning around to face him. âWould you like a highball?â
He cocks a brow. âWill you join me?â
âOf course,â you agree with a smile, and then you set to work.
Highballs are easy cocktails to make. Calling it a cocktail seems undeserved, sometimes, but the quality is in the ritual.Â
First the ice goes in, and you stir it for 30 seconds using a long barspoon to chill the polished glass. The ice clinks against the edge in a delicate little noise as you go.
The room is weirdly quiet. Unnaturally so.Â
The private lounges are mostly soundproof, for many reasons, but it means that none of the usual thrum of activity or music from the rest of the club seeps into the little space you occupy. It leaves a stagnant, almost uncomfortable silence stretching in between you while you work.
You drain the water from the bottom of the glasses carefully.Â
Next you add the whiskey.
Youâre partial to a stronger highballâsomewhere closer to a 2:1 ratio of soda to spirit, but you know not everyone enjoys their drinks so potent. You opt instead for a 3:1 ratio for the evening, letting the whiskey spill down into the waiting glasses below. You stir it precisely 13 and a half times clockwise in each glass.
Last is the soda, which you allow to trickle down the rivulets of the bar spoon so it doesnât lose its effervescence. Each drink is then garnished with a delicate twist of lemon.
You swallow, steeling your nerve before you turn to face your patron once more.
âWould you like to listen to music?â you ask cheerfully as you bring his drink towards him.Â
Thereâs a sound system throughout the room controlled by a tablet, youâre trained to make the offer just as you had been to prepare the drinks.
âNot really,â he replies from below you once you arrive next to his chair. He reaches up to take the glass you offer him from your hand, and your fingers brush as the drink passes from your grip into his own.
His touch is warm.
Most men would pull you down into their lap at this point in the exchange, or otherwise grope you in some way, but save for that gentle pass of his fingertips along your own, he doesnât make any attempt to touch you.Â
You perch on the couch beside him, a little bit perplexed.
This man is not what youâd expected.Â
Heâs young, handsome, and above all strange.
Especially how he watches youâhis gaze heavy-lidded but surprisingly impassive. Youâre fully dressed but the way he watches you makes you feel terribly bare.
He lifts the drink to his mouth and takes a sip.
âIs it to your liking?â you ask him coyly.
He nods.
Since heâs taken his first sip, youâre now free to do the same. This drink is far sharper and stronger than the watered-down champagne youâd been sipping earlier. You savour how the heat of the whiskey sears its way down to your stomach. Part of you is relieved to finally have a proper drink in your hands.
Beside you, Suna sighs. He leans forward and sets his glass on the low table in front of him, and you watch as a bead of condensation drips down the edge of the polished glass.
Your eyes flicker over to him curiously. He meets your gaze.
âIâm not much of a drinker,â he admits with a little shrug.
âIf you donât drink and you donât like music,ââyou prop your elbow up on the armrest of his chair and rest your cheek in your hand, batting your eyelashes demurelyââthis seems like a strange place youâd choose to spend an evening.â
Sunaâs eyes flicker down to your lips, and he leans towards you.
âI donât think anyone is coming here for the atmosphere.â
Thereâs a flutter in the pit of your stomach that erupts in the same place the whiskey had just warmed. For a few petrifying moments, only the span of a few heartbeats, you wonder if heâs going to kiss you.
As a general rule, you prefer not to kiss newcomers. It might seem an arbitrary place to draw the line, but some forms of intimacy just feel unnatural with a stranger, even in your line of work. Some of your regulars donât even get to do that.Â
For a confusing, startling moment, you canât help but think youâll let him if he tries.
But he doesnât.
Instead he leans back in his seat once more, his long legs still spread before him.
âIt wasnât my choice, anyway,â he says.
You make a little sound of confusion from the back of your throat, quenching your sudden thirst with another long sip of your drink. Youâre not quite sure what he means.
âComing here tonight,â he explains, sensing your uncertainty. âI just got into a bit of a⌠scrape at work. My boss sent me to blow off some steam.â
He wouldnât be the first man who used this place as a means of stress relief. Though you wonder who his boss might be to have had Kaito scrambling the way he was.
âI see,â you reply quietly. Slowly, you reach forward and set your glass atop the table next to his own, the difference in how much youâve each consumed more stark when your glasses rest side by side. You pull yourself upright again, and turn to face him with your lip caught gently between your teeth. You let it slip out to quietly murmur, âIâm happy to help with that, if youâd like.â
Sunaâs head tips back against his seat as his eyes close, and he lets out a breathy little laugh towards the ceiling.
Just above the neckline of his high-necked sweater, along the column of his pale throat, you see the faintest edge of a mark.Â
A tattoo.
Without thinking, you reach out for it. Just before your fingertip can touch the enticing tendril of ink, his hand catches yours in a tight grip.
You jump slightly at the unexpected contact, and your eyes flash up to his face, only to find that heâs watching you againâmore alert now than youâve seen him since he arrived.
âIâm sorry,â you apologize meekly, your entire face suddenly feeling hot. You're not sure what possibly possessed you to think touching him like that was okay.
Heâs still clutching your hand, but after a moment his grip easesâhis touch slipping down to your wrist. His long fingers circle it easily, and something about the sight makes you feel strangely small. Breakable even.Â
His hold is different now, gentler. More delicate.
Slowly, he takes your hand and guides it to his cheek.
âYour hands are cold,â he remarks as his eyes slowly close again, and you realize the chill of your touch must feel nice against his injury. His cheek is radiating heat as he holds your hand to it.
You cup your hand to cradle his face in your palm, but he still holds fast to your wrist.
âItâs from making the drinks,â you reply quietly to his comment, your thumb reaching out and ghosting over the cut on his mouth without thinking. Other than the wound, his lips are incredibly soft under the pad of your finger.
He hums, leaning into your touch. After a few moments his eyes flutter open and meet yours, but theyâre heavy lidded again. His gaze hazier now. More disarming, somehow. Your thumb is still pressed to the swell of his bottom lip.
âYouâre good at this,â he whispers softly, like youâre not supposed to hear it at all, and youâre confused by what he means. He tilts his face and presses his lips to the heel of your palm in a hot, open-mouthed kiss. Next his lips slide down to your wrist, mouthing at you there too.
âPardon?â when you finally manage to speak, you find your voice is fluttery and unlike yourself.
âI really had no intention of fucking you,â he murmurs into your skin. âYou just looked so miserable when I walked in that I thought it might be fun to bother you a little bit.â
Your heart is suddenly hammering in your chest, and you wonder if he can tell as his tongue sweeps out against your pulse point.
He smirks against your skin, his unfairly long eyelashes fluttering as he peeks over at you once moreâhis stare is just as electrifying as it had been the first time he turned it on you.
âI underestimated you,â he says, and his words sound like commendation.
Your head tilts to the side, not quite knowing what he means, but your confusion only heightens as Suna takes your hand and guides it to his throat. He holds it there the same way he holds you in his gazeâfirm and unwavering.
âI didn't think youâd be so good at seducing me.â
#megumi reads#megumi and suna#megumi and haikyuu#I'M GOING FERAL AAAJSJSJJSJSK#THE TENSION IS SO FCKING INSANE#I'M GOING CRAZY#SCREAMIIIIING!!!!#'i didn't think you'd be so good at seducing me' I LITERALLY GASPED AND CLUTCHED MY CHEST#slamming my fist on the fLOOR ONCE MORE BC UGHHH đŠ#LIV YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS đ I AM SERIOUS!!! /J#scrumptious meal đ§đ˝ââď¸#electrifying tension#the way i inhaled this as soon as i saw it on my dashboard đŤŁ
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GRABBING YOU . Hi hello I just caught up with analog and d-pad and I feel like really insane over zeke RN and just need to slide in and say that youâre the reason I knew it got good, and it took years to culminate in me reading it but ty. I need to go lay down.
DFKSJDFGSDKFJ HIII <3 i am so happy 2 see other ppl posting abt zeke bc they haunt me every day (and now irl since it got to the point i got a fcking PLUSH)
ALSO BEING PART OF WHY U FINALLY ENDED UP READING the cad robot propaganda worked.....
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hereâs how i managed to lose 9kg/20lbs in a month (august-september)
literally just cut out everything but yogurt and water. not even kidding. all i ate in a day was a 90g cup of yogurt, aka 72 calories (80cal per 100g).
went from 51kg/112lbs to 42kg/92lbs from august 2nd to september 4th. got down to 39kg/86lbs in less than three weeks. 37kg/81lbs in november. just for clarity, iâm 168cm/5â6.
absolutely fcked up my life, though. had to get 10 iv fluids transferred in a row when 3 are considered dangerous. my blood pressure was 78 when the norm is 90-120 for my age. lost count of the amount of medications i have taken and the amount of money my parents had to spend on them. became the cause of my moms menopause, literally. my family was terrified that one night, when iâd go to sleep, i would never wake up again. made absolutely everybody hate me because i was a completely different person. went through 3 therapists, 2 psychotherapists and 1 psychiatrist. neither of them helped. tears, breakdowns and crazy panic attacks and family conflicts every single fcking day.
am i ready to do this all again? yes. shouldnât have been a cow and gained all the weight back.
#@n@#tw ana trigger#4norexla#@na vent#an0rec1a#i wanna be sk1nn1#i wanna be tiny#pro a4a#an0r3c1a#ana tip#i gained weight#i gained so much weight#gained weight#tw binging#tw ana diary#ana trigger#ana meal#thinspø#ed not ed sheeran#skinnni#skinnyspø#i wanna be skinnier#skinnyyy#skinnygirl#skinnii#bonespø
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'In For It'
THANKS FOR 200+â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
Pairing: Liu Kang/GN!Assassin!Reader
Fandom: Mortal Kombat 1 (2023)
Warnings/tags: SMUTTY EXPLICIT IM TALKIN NASTYYY, pwp, spanking, BJ/face-fcking, reader is bound in chains, fingering, reader is a traitor!!, crying, begging, rough seggs, overstimulation, orgasm denial, hair pulling, you pissed off a god bro WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
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Were you crazy? To be swayed by a man like Shang Tsung was a punishable crime by God, and it certainly was about to be. You didn't exactly choose war with a God, but you were in for it. You defied peace the day you chose to not learn from Bi-Han's betrayal and go off on your own selfish path.
You were caught slipping. Making the foolish and arrogant decision to bring yourself back to his mansion. Thinking you could sneak in and take him out per Shang Tsung's request. He set you up for failure, and he knew this. However, instead of being sentenced to death like he thought would happen, there you sat: on your knees before the God of Fire and tears in your eyes. The cold chain around your neck and wrists behind your back clanging around in the silent room made shivers run down your spine.
Your weapon of choice was split in half on the ground behind you, nearly everything knocked over in the room. Any mortal that was able to piss off such a merciful and gracious God had to be out of their mind, and Liu Kang had no shame letting you know that.
"You disobey me, run off with the same sorcerer that tore apart Earthrealm's main defense, and come back here with the foolishly arrogant idea that you could kill me. Am I getting that right?" he said, pulling you forward as you were in between his thighs. He sat above you with his glowing eyes burning through your gaze, and the cloth that barely covered his dick sat right next to your face.
You had nothing to say. Humiliation ran its course throughout your entire body. What the hell were you thinking? Defeating a God? Seriously? Shang Tsung's words must have really been sweet like honey in order for anybody to just up and believe they could take out a God that was once betrayed by someone he thought highly of.
"Nothing to say? You only planned to bring my head to him as a gift, and no witty remark? Open your mouth." he demanded. You looked up at him confused and beads of tears at the corners of your eyes. Was he asking you to say something? Or literally open your mouth?
Your tears meant nothing to him. Neither did the shivering of your bare body in front of him. He used his free hand to grab both sides of your face and physically part your lips.
"I said to open your mouth." he repeated, gesturing for you to follow his orders. You slowly did so and waited for his next commands.
"Tongue out." he said. As soon as you did that too, he simply removed the cloth and took his dick in his hand to hold it in front of your face; right between your eyes.
"You don't want to be my warrior? Fine. You want mercy? Earn it." he continued, pulling you forward and directly over his lap. The mere sight of him half flaccid and still looking relatively big enough to fill your entire mouth made your head spin. It didn't help that the man before you was full of tattoos that complimented his figure and personality so well.
You slightly leaned forward and attempted to take all of him in your mouth in one go. You had stopped just an inch above the base before the tip kissed the back of your throat. He groaned at the warm wet feeling of your tongue sliding against the underside. Before you could go back up, he kept your head there for a moment. Thoroughly enjoying the feeling of you regulating your strained breaths.
Tears began to form in your eyes again, but the power he was asserting over you was turning you on to another level. You couldn't help but softly moan against him, earning a chuckle rumbling through his chest.
"So you enjoy this? I should've know you blatantly went against me for a reason other than glory." he said, pulling your head up by your hair and hearing you gasp at the new air that filled your lungs. Your eyes were teary, nose was sniffing, and yet the smug smile was back onto your face. It was starting to excite you, and he knew this.
He dipped you back in again, this time at a set pace. The grip on your hair never let up. This was your punishment whether you liked it or not, and he wasn't going to be any nicer anytime soon.
You could literally feel him fully get hard as you sucked him off. The lewd sounds you made every time you went down deliciously filled the room, alongside the chains of course. The pace only got faster and faster as he used you as he pleased, and you honestly started to wonder if you could get off untouched like this. Anyone would be a lying fool to say Liu Kang wasn't sexy as fuck. So to be used like this by him? It'd be crazy if you didn't get off.
He was getting closer to his climax as he bobbed your head up and down. It was up until now when he decided to stop your head at the base again to cum down your throat, the tip bypassing the uvula to successfully not escape your mouth.
"Ahh yes, take all of it." he said, fully letting go of your hair to let you breathe again. But your "freedom" didn't last very long as he took your jaw into his hand. "You think I didn't notice you desperately trying to squeeze your thighs together for friction? Poor soul."
He released the chains around your neck, but not your wrists, so they remained behind you. You shakily stood up as he told you to, feeling the blood rush back to your legs, but quickly got pulled over his knees. He had you across his lap and ass up, letting his warm hand palm your ass with no shame. You surely knew how to keep your ass maintained if nothing else through training, and he secretly loved that the most about you.
"Do you want me to take you? Yes or no?" he asked, squeezing at the soft flesh. Your next words would've surely came out shaky, as it was difficult to think straight with the most powerful man in the world caressing your ass like this. All you could muster was a whimper, but he didn't like that.
His hand came down harshly on your left cheek before he rubbed it, causing you to writhe and wriggle in protest, but his other hand was able to keep you in place.
"I will ask one more time. Do you want to be taken by a God? Once you experience heaven through sex with one, you'll come crawling back when I'm finished with you. I won't be doing any of the sort until you verbally express your feelings."
You pant and whine beneath him. You so desperately needed to be fucked by him so badly, you couldn't even recognize yourself. Just an hour ago you swore to the Elder Gods you hated his guts. And now you wanted him to rearrange yours.
"Please, Lord Liu Kang..." you said, voice just above a whisper. You hadn't called him that in a while, and how easily it rolled off the tongue after you claimed you wanted him dead just as bad as Shang Tsung did, it was really a mystery.
"Please, what?" he asked sternly, purposely running his ring and middle finger along your hole. He knew this would elicit brain fog further into your mind. He could feel you shudder from this, even your teeth slightly chattering.
"I need you...to fuck me...I-I can't-" your words slurred as you kept talking, and the room around you became fuzzier by the second. You were dangerously in need of this man inside of you and you needed it now.
He hummed in satisfaction from your response, allowing his two fingers to enter you slowly just to see what would happen. He'd be glad to fulfill your desires, even if you were a traitor to your own realm. But who would he be if you just gave in so easily? You still had to learn your lesson.
You silently cursed the deeper he went. The way you swallowed his fingers was a wonderful sight to him on its own, so he had even more reason to drag this out as long as he wanted to.
"Please- Fuck-" you mumbled, now remembering this wasn't supposed to be a straight up fun time for you. You were still the same one who dared to go against Fire God Liu Kang.
He didn't acknowledge you and just kept going at a slow pace. In, out, in, out. Subconsciously your body lifted to meet his rhythm and get him to somehow get a little deeper, but he pulled back and slapped your ass again.
"You will wait." is all he said, soothing the spot he just hit. You want to cry and throw a tantrum. You'd think the normal way of torture--something like getting beaten up or slapped around for your wrongdoings, maybe even a death threat--would be easier to handle than whatever the fuck this was. He's just too good at this. It made you start to rethink your life decisions.
He fingered you once more, this time faster so you could reach climax quicker. You moaned loudly with every pump, not knowing you'd feel that burn in your abdomen so quick. You pleaded over and over again just for this release.
Right as he felt you squeeze around his fingers...he stopped. There was no time to express the devastation that was the sudden emptiness as he quickly picked you up and pushed you against the nearest wall with your back facing him. You lightly winced at the cold feeling of it pressing against your cheek, but was all too focused on getting demolished.
He pressed himself against you, letting himself hang between your ass to hear you whimper and softly cry. "Some assassin you are. Begging for me to be buried deep inside you, I should've had you beg for your life, but that time has passed, hasn't it?"
He wrapped one arm around you as he quickly and harshly slipped inside without warning, waking you from whatever trance he had you under. He kept his hips still while you adjusted to his size. Everything around you was becoming warped and blurry, there was some drool already forming at the corner of your mouth.
"There was no need to disobey me. Had you expressed this dire need for me before, there would've been a chance at me considering it." he said, pulling back and thrusting into you again with the same force. You cried out in pleasure mixed with pain, but you wanted more. You squirmed in his hold while squeezing against him to signal for him to move. With that action alone, you were met with a dark chuckle behind you.
He gave in this time by moving his hips, but the pace started agonizingly slow. "When I first got word of your treachery, I thought you incorrigible. Now? I should've figured you acted out to get me out of character. Do you regret coming back here to finish me? Hm?"
"N...No..." was really all you could say. Before all of this came to be, you two had fought it out. You were certain you could at least hurt him well enough to report back to Shang Tsung. A small part of you was okay with losing to him though...From the moment his hand was on your throat, your quest to defeat him was a lost cause.
"Didn't think so." he said while increasing the pace. Your legs were on the brink of collapse with how good he felt; him hitting that spot effortlessly.
"Ah! Liu Kang, please-!" you pulled against your restraints, only seconds away from release. Right at the last second, Liu Kang pulled right out, but didn't let go of you. Your eyes were now full of tears once again, being reduced to a sniffling mess. He shushed you as he rubbed circles on your waist.
"Tell me one thing, and you'll have your release." he said, "After today, are you going to come after me again?"
"No! No, I swear, my Lord. I won't do it again! I learned my lesson, please! I'll even break ties with Shang Tsung!" you frantically said. Satisfied with your answer, at the snap of his fingers the chains fell off your wrists and you gasped.
"Perfect." he whispered as he grabbed under your knee and pulled your leg up. Both your hands met the wall to keep balance, and he just shoved himself right back in.
It didn't take you long to cum with how fast and accurately he was hitting your sensitive areas, but he never slowed down. You scratched against the wall as your senses went crazy. Getting fucked through your high by a God was never something you thought would happen in this life, but you're almost glad you pissed him off.
Almost.
After another good 30 seconds, he slowed down and your body was starting to become limp. All your energy reached depletion. He gently lowered your leg and carried you to sit in his lap. He could feel the heat emitting from your skin as he wiped the sweat from your face.
"Worry not, I will take care of you. Just promise not to go behind my back again." he said. You closed your eyes as your head laid upon his chest and whisper,
"Promise."
#n3ptoonz#mk1#mortal kombat 1#mortal kombat#smut#liu kang x reader#liu kang mk1#liu kang#mk smut#mortal kombat smut
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listen LISTEN i do not ship lunami but why is whole cake island MAKING ME omg the way they are such a fun duo to watch and they fit into this teamworking role SO NATURALLY and even though she's not a combatant nami adapts and backs luffy up in FIGHTS STILL ohhh I'm going insane I fear, it's the slight romance dawn trioshipping I once felt coming back in a different way!!! Luffy has the most amazing chemistry with two characters in particular and that's Zoro and Nami, and like, it's just fascinating to me rn how in Zoro's absence Nami sort of just. Very easily, naturally fell into the "Luffy's right hand" role, but it's different from how Zoro is Luffy's right hand, and i adore BOTH dynamics so much but on another level it's so so nice to see the story pay tribute to just how fcking amazing and badass Nami is in her own right!! Crazy!!
PS đŻ lost my fucking mind when she slapped Sanji for fighting Luffy, that was ridiculously hot for no reason. maybe I am no better than sanjis brothers who were like wow a bitchy woman is so hot!!! but also how protective she got over Luffy was . not good for my heart
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hello vee.
@/twogallonhats on twitter made this iceberg, and now i am subjecting you to this. Explain to the best of your knowledge, good luck.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay sure
idk why rhyme anima is listed tbh itâs just a zany anime version of hypmic but that very well may be the reason lol like it gave us a man by the name of tom whisper weathercock lol
thereâs always a prolific push for your fav to win the drb lol. iirc during the championship round in the 1st drb there was a fan?? fans??? who gave money to some guy with a following to post a video of him asking everyone to vote for mtc lol. jp fans for the second got together and made eng/kor/ch instructions on how to vote in the vr battles itâs a time canât wait for that to kick off next year đŹ
arb is technically not canon and therefore ooc lol
idk what hypmic tictok sounds mean. i can tell you of a few times hypmic was trending on tiktok tho lol
idk if they were even a soundcloud rapper, but some soundcloud rapper fell in love with hypmic and decided to make ichiro his oc/persona and put himself on a team with jyushi and samatoki and they were california division lol
back in 2018???? hypmic posted a christmas video except it was just champagne gold and base hifumi.png in a santa hat slid across the screen truly graphic design is hypmicâs passion lol
i mean there was a brief time there were rp accounts on twt so ig thatâs what it
kimura loves black people so much and wants to be black so bad he felt the need to bl@ckface for one of his album drops. fandom asked he take down the posts, he didnât, fans called him out on it, he blocked them
around the time when there was rumblings that gbr was exiting uhhhhh the eu i think, a dice cosplayer had a video of themselves popping mentos in a coke bottle go viral. someone in british politics used it as a metaphor for whatever stance they had on brexit lol
lol iâm lumping hypstage and hypnama together since i donât think thereâs a real reason theyâre listed other than occasionally being points of discussion
hifumi was the original tbh creature
asmr tubers vibe with hypmic characters being their yandere bfs
idk if itâs more than memeing on hitoya but that hitoya card in the pic was clowned on so hard LOL
i couldnât tell you a specific instance of it but hypmic jank includes frequent misspellings lol
lol i also donât know if thereâs actual controversy behind oridivis besides them getting thanos snapped
*rio voice* curry friday and the mtc seiyuu used to celebrate it lol
there was a collab with some instant curry company (probably called curry meshi lol) and they had the leaders rap a song for it. the songsâ are fun and whatâs even funnier is that the song has the leaders sharing this curry and kuukou technically didnât eat the curry bc it was all gone by the time the cup reached him (and jakurai ate most of it LOL)
i have no fcking clue what weenor busujima is lol
the fact hyprice is a thing is a damn good reason to be here lol. ogs know a hypmic series producer made the joke in 2018 during a hypnama that spawned the concept years later lmao
there was a typo on kuukouâs introductory bio that said he was 68cm LOL
akuma no hana is indeed a song about sex idk what else to tell ya lol
throwback to the hypmic bathtubs they had a live for crazy ass hypmic merch moments lol
the hangout streams are located in this building called mixalive. instead tagging that buildingâs twt for one of their events, hypnosis flava iirc, they mistakenly tagged a porn twt lol
there was an art trend a few years ago where artists drew their bde faves (and even real people got in on the trend) balancing a shampoo bottle on their big đ. ichiro was unfortunately the face of the trend
stage hitoya went viral for that pic used in the iceberg and i had to see randos calling him a two face ass character ONLY HYPMICS ARE ALLOWED TO BULLY HITOYA DAMN YOU
the seiyuu are always getting up to shit backstage lmao tradition is ishiya-san and amasaki-san prowling up on the mtc seiyuu menacingly lmao
if thereâs drama or anything of relevance outside of yes stream discords exist, ion know about it lol
a few songs are inspired by/interpolate from other songs. this a normal thing in the music industry (letâs get physical by olivia newton john and physical by dua lipa comes to mind) but hypmic caught a lot of flack for âstealingâ from black artists. shinogi dead pools is kendrick lamarâs drank swimming pools bar for bar lol but again, itâs very normal lol the whole kendrick vs drake rap battle that happened this year literally was them using each otherâs sound to diss them
some european(?) indie film had an actor wearing ichiroâs jacket
there was a brief trend in jp where they made snow sculptures of their characters as means of attractions and hypmic jumped in on it. it produced the ugliest kuukou known to man he was so unflatteringly scrunckly i loved him LOL
????? bat seiyuu family???? iâm sure what i have in mind is not what they have in mind lol but i mean yeah itâs a running joke that the bat seiyuu consider each other family lol shoutout to sakakihara-san randomly calling hayama-san his âonii-chanâ and both hayama-san and sakakihara-san bullying tf outta takeuchi-san by calling him âpapaâ lol
ariana grande is based about samatoki and thereâs proof lol
hypmic vs crsm rap battle was REAL and fumiya wanted to EAT THEM
kamio-san has taken to slapping kuroda-sanâs ass and kuroda-san has taken to trying to murder him for it đ
quite recently lol mtrâs album art was leaked ahead of the hangout stream in a post meant to advertise the fan meeting lol
british dice was a theory i didnât pay attention to bc i kinda thought just the concept was dumb *wheeze* i think it had something to do with a mistranslation about diceâs father
the rest of that tier i have no fcking clue about lol
in a camera transition during the 9th live, someoneâs desktop background was on screen instead of the yknow, livestreaming concert lmao
they got some ddb members to make choreography to move your body til you die!!! i tried i didnât think it was too bad but the pace of the dance needed to be slowed down eventually lol
if this isnât poking fun at sensei saying men should automatically know how to rap idk what that is lol
if thereâs a trip the mtc seiyuu have taken that stands out from the others, i donât know about it lol
the hypmic cafe thatâs going on rn have these stickers??? standees??? for sale and someone stole all of samatokiâs LOL
#vee got an ask#mxxnlightluuca#donât ask me for links for any of these lol i do not have any#i hope that proved my hypmic street cred enough lol đđđ
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Quackity: I think it's going to be so exciting to see how this develops. I absolutely love to see the Red Team come back, you know, this whole kind of, you know, unity that they've put together that's put them in front, I love that. I love to see that. And now, I kind of want to destroy it now, right? I feel like that's like my character's purpose now. It's like, "Damn, my team is losing, let's find a way to not lose anymore." But yeah, I don't know, Iâ ramble over. I just love this.
Bagi: And I think it's a great addition for the role playing that we are going to do after this because we need to kill each other. And then after this, man, it's a lot of crazy stuff going on. I mean, Cellbit just killed me today, and I was like, in shock because I was standing still. I was just looking at his face. I couldn't even bring my sword, I was just looking. And then, man, after this sht is gone, we are going to have the craziest conversation ever.
Quackity: Yeah, so that's a really cool part. I saw that clip, and I feel like this is giving everyone a really good character development because keep in mind that right now, we are playing with no fcking rules, right? We're playing with what we think is right, we're playing with the cards that were dealt. But what I want to see is the development of everyone's characters right after.
There's gonna be... interesting conversations to be had. There's gonna be interesting arcs to be had based off of this event alone, and I think that's absolutely wonderful. And if there's something I can implore people to do is to not take it seriously. Like, this is literally for entertainment purposes, and I feel like for creators themselves too, it gives them an opportunity to developâ if they want to develop a character arc, that's cool. If they just want to play, that's cool too. I think people should not take it seriously, it's for entertainment purposes only, and I personally am so excited to see all the development that's gonna come after because we haven't even seen all of Purgatory yet.
#Quackity#Bagi#QSMP#QSMP Purgatory#Purgatory#Like I said this converstation happens around ~7 hours into Bagi's stream#They have a REALLY LONG REALLY GOOD CONVERSATION and if you have the time I HIGHLY recommend watching it#There are too many good parts for me to clip but I feel like this section hit a lot of the core points they talked about#Anyways not to get sidetracked but Bagi is SO pretty#I love her hand tattoo#Green Team#Oibagi
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Love Bugs (Pt. 05)
Pairing: Derek Morgan x Female Reader
Synopsis: You and Derek Morgan have an arrangement. At work, your relationship is strictly business. Under the sheets, it's all about pleasure. Nothing more, nothing less. Until, of course, your feelings start to get involved. Your situation is complicated enough without the unexpexted predicament that suddenly befalls upon you. But with a maniac serial killer on the loose, will you ever get the chance to make everything right?
Warning(s): psychopathic behaviors, kidnapping, captive situation, verbal and physical threats, threatening use of knife, curse words
Word Count: 2300-ish
Tag(s): @camilaheroine @crazyunsexycool @whateverrrrrrrrs @wifeyofeveryone @louderfortheback @marvelousgoldroses
Author's Note: HI I'M SORRY FOR THE DELAY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A CRAZY-FUCK-LOAD DAY I JUST HAD đ in summary: my sister had a breakdown, I almost succumbed to the hellhole of road rage, and someone in my life is possibly trying to get a divorce :) so yeah :) it was fcking crazy :)))) buuUUTT I managed to quickly revise and edit this (heavy emphasis on quickly in case there's any mistake found). as usual, you know the drill: LIKE+REBLOG+COMMENT pls pretty pls and thank you đš
Love Bugs Masterlist / Criminal Minds Masterlist
For a whole minute, the silence that conquered the entire bullpen would make a pin drop sound like an exploded grenade.
Everyone was scared to even breathe, let alone to say anything, to make any kinds of noise that would solidify the reality they were facing.
Not a single pair of eyes could jerk their gaze away from the screen as they watched the UnSub closing in on you. Pulling out a dagger and pressing it against your jaw before tilting your head just right so that you would look straight into the camera.
Derek flinched.
"Garcia," Hotch's voice was the first rip into the silence. When the tech analyst failed to answer his call, he tried again, "Garcia."
"Yes?" Penelope's eyes were watery. Her voice was wavering as she answered, "I-I'm sorry. Yes, sir?"
"I want you to start tracking down his location."
"I-I tried to do that, sir. Earlier. I couldn't... the signal, they kept being bounced around and I don't--
"Garcia." Hotch's voice was colder this time. "Try again."
Penelope immediately sprung into action, reaching for her laptop where the projector was connected.
"I'm sending units to her place," Hotch informed before making a quick call. As he waited for the line to connect, he turned to the others in the room. "Emily, (Y/L/N) said she was going to a hospital yesterday, try finding out which one she went to. Reid, JJ, start tracking her past movements, I want to know about every person she's had any contact with recently."
"How far back do you want us to go?" JJ asked.
"The day of the press conference," Hotch answered. "This must be why he's been lying low for a while. He's got his eyes on her since that day. If we can find out where she's been, we can find him."
Hotch pocketed his phone back after sending units to your home. The other three agents had all scurried away to fulfill Hotch's requests.
Derek, however, hadn't even moved an inch.
"Derek?" Hotch called out. When Derek didn't make a single gesture of acknowledgment, Hotch began to approach him. "Derek, do you--"
Hotch didn't manage to reach Derek's side before he was interrupted by the sound of the telephone ringing.
Penelope's eyes were frantic as they darted to the remaining people in the room. "I-Is that--"
"Garcia, get ready to trace the call," Hotch demanded. He moved swiftly to where the phone was located, glancing at Rossi who gave him a single nod of encouragement.
Taking a deep breath, Hotch put the phone on speaker. "FBI Behavioral Analysis Unit."
"Agent Aaron Hotchner?"
"This is he." Hotch waited for the other person to answer, but it never came. "Can I ask to whom am I speaking?"
"You know who I am, Agent."
"Do I?"
"Well, we have a very important mutual person in our lives. I know you. So you must also know who I am."
Hotch's eyes flickered towards Rossi, exchanging a conversation in the silent language which only those two could seem to understand.
"Are you talking about (Y/L/N)?"
"You know I do," the person answered. "You're watching right now, aren't you?"
"Yes, we are," Hotch confirmed. "We need to know if she's safe."
"Of course she's safe. I would never hurt her."
"Yes, I'm sure you wouldn't. But we still need confirmation, alright? It's just how this works," Hotch explained. "Please, can you pass the phone to Agent (Y/L/N)?"
A beat of silence passed. Hotch glanced back at the projector to make sure that the UnSub hadn't done anything untoward. Finally, after what felt like hours, he pressed the phone to your ear.
"Tell them you're okay, Darling," he commanded.
"H-Hotch?"
Derek stood straighter at the sound of your voice.
"(Y/L/N)." Your name almost sounded like a breath of relief out of Hotch's mouth. "Are you alright?"
"I'm fine, Hotch."
Before you nor Hotch could say more, the UnSub tore the phone away and brought it back to himself.
"See? I told you she's fine."
Everyone's eyes were directed back to the screen, seeing your assailant unglue the dagger from your neck and walk straight towards the camera. Even in the darkness, his eyes were provoking. Arrogant. He never broke eye contact as he spoke his next words to the phone in his hand.
"I should thank you, Agent Hotchner."
"Thank me?"
"For giving me the opportunity to know such a beautiful creature in the first place."
The UnSub walked away from the camera, refocusing his attention back towards you. Your determined eyes never so much as faltered, even when he brought the tip of his blade on your skin, dragging it across your collarbones, neck, and back. Forceful enough for you to know not to cause any scene if you didn't want the blade to be plunged into your flesh, but sickeningly gentle as to prevent it from drawing blood.
"I know it was your idea to set up that press conference with Agent (Y/L/N) for me, Agent Hotchner. Wasn't it?"
Hotch gritted his teeth at the UnSub's taunt.
"So, really, I owe it all to you. If only you hadn't made that call--" the UnSub paused, touching your shoulder and leaning down until his lips brushed your temple, "--we would've never had the chance to be together like this."
Then, to everyone's horror, the UnSub's hand trailed away from your shoulder, down and down until it rested upon your belly.
"The theee of us," he sneered.
In that moment, Derek's entire world shifted under his feet.
Every cell in Derek's body went erratic once the true implications of the UnSub's words registered in his brain. His heart plunged into a void before restarting instantly into a sequence of thunders. Inch by inch, his body and soul were consumed by a fog filled with the worst snippet of dread and the darkest terror he had ever encountered in life.
"What is he talking about?" Derek questioned as soon as he had found his voice again. "Hotch?"
But the older man remained stoic in his place by the phone. On the other line, a booming laughter sounded.
"Oh? Did no one know about this?" the UnSub cooed. "Have you not told anyone about the good news yet, Darling?"
The clear panic in your face, along with the whimper that slipped past your lips, was the scissor to Derek's final resolve.
In big strides, he marched over to the phone, voice raw and splintered as he cried, "You sick son of a bitch."
The room stood still at the magnitude of fury laced within Derek's words.
Your voice was muffled when it came through the phone, but Derek heard every fiber of emotions in it all the same.
"Derek..."
"Derek?" Your captor tilted his head. "Ah. Agent Morgan?"
"You're a dead meat, do you hear me?"
"Morgan," Hotch warned sternly.
"So much rage," The UnSub suddenly mused. "I told you, Agent Morgan. There's no reason to worry here. I'm going to take care of them. They're in very good hands."
"Fucking bastard! You get your filthy hands off her," Derek fumed. "Get your fucking hands off my child."
Derek's admission was a butcher knife in the thick silence.
"My child?" the UnSub's voice broke through from the other end of the line. "Darling, what is he talking about?"
Your captor's question managed to lift some of the fog from Derek's head. Before he could begin to form any more words, Hotch pushed him to the side before pressing the mute button to block the noises inside the bullpen from filtering into the telephone line.
"Rossi, can you take over for a second?" Hotch asked before turning towards Derek, "Morgan, my office. Now."
Every one of Derek's movement was robotic as he followed Hotch away from the bullpen. As soon as the door to the office closed behind them, Hotch wasted no breath before stating his order, "I need you off the case, Morgan."
"Absolutely not."
"Morgan--"
"Hotch," Derek cut him off, eyes blazing with a ferosity matching that of a thunderstorm. "I'm not going to stand around and do nothing while she... while he still has her."
"The team and I will never let anything happen to her. To both of them," Hotch promised. "You need to trust us."
"I trusted you, too, last time, Hotch. Look where that got us."
He knew it wasn't fair. Derek realized it as soon as the last syllable had passed his lips. But Derek wasn't himself right at that moment, and Hotch understood it all too well.
Closing his eyes, Derek leaned back against the desk in Hotch's office. Exhaustion was the fruit of fright as it diverged in his bones. It raced along his bloodstream, reaching the deepest points of his entire being until there was no corner left for hope to fill.
"Would you have done it?" Derek asked eventually. "If any of us had told you to stand down when Foyet was holding Haley and Jack--if I told you to trust us--would you?"
"No," Hotch replied truthfully. "But this is different."
"How the fuck is this different?!"
"It's different because your personal feelings almost cost us (Y/N)'s life."
There was nothing Derek could say to counter Hotch's accusation.
Flashing scenes of the earlier phone conversation sped through Derek's mind. For a second there, right after the UnSub unknowingly declared your condition, Derek almost thought that he was on the brink of losing his complete sanity. All Derek remembered was red in his vision as he stalked towards the phone, shouting the first threats he could think of towards the UnSub, all the while failing to deduct how his rash behaviors could affect you later on.
The breath that Derek let out quivered in the air as he tried to stop thinking about what the UnSub might have planned to do to you in the wake of his action.
"She's pregnant, Hotch," Derek cried quietly. "He has them both. She's carrying my child and I... I didn't even know."
Derek didn't even realize he was crying until the burning ache inside his chest started to expand. The room around him was spinning. The only memory echoing in Derek's head was of the very last night the two of you had ever spent together--the night where he screwed up--and how you had kicked him straight to the curb because of his own idiocy.
"I fucked up, Hotch," Derek managed to croak out between his wretched sobs. "The last thing I said to her... God, what if I never get the chance to make it right again? What if the last memory I have of her is of the night I broke her fucking heart?"
Hotch didn't think he had ever seen Derek in such a state before. Gone was the capable and confident man that Hotch had the pleasure of knowing for the last few years. In his place was a broken shell of a man who looked like Derek, talked like Derek, but void of any semblance of life and spirit that Hotch always associated with the man.
The life and spirit that were gone in the absence of you in Derek's arms.
"Morgan, everything's going to be fine," Hotch tried again. "JJ and Reid are scouring everything to figure out her movements over the last couple of weeks. I've assigned Emily to find the hospital (Y/N) went to yesterday. We'll figure out who took her. End this for good."
Derek's gaze never strayed away off the ground. Hotch took a long breath before adding, "Morgan, we will find her--"
"How did you know she went to the hospital?"
The question came as a shock to either of them. Derek's eyes were more curious than incriminating, but the accusation behind them seemed to inflate with every second that passed by in Hotch's silence.
"You didn't seem surprised when the UnSub told us about her condition. Why?"
"Morgan--"
People liked to say that anger was the ultimate fuel for human beings.
And for Derek Morgan, anger was exactly the propulsion he needed to throw himself right off the edge, where the line between flaming vengeance and common sense had blurred together into one another.
It was the propulsion that, somehow, rationalized his instinct to surge forward and slammed Hotch back against the hard surface of the office wall.
The harsh impact knocked the air entirely out of Hotch's lungs, but the choked sound was stifled in Derek's ears by his own roaring wrath. Hotch almost didn't recognize the man beneath all of that hostility. The only thing left of Derek Morgan, in that moment, was his name.
"You knew?"
Each syllable not welded with rage in Derek's question was fused with betrayal instead.
"Morgan--"
"Answer me, goddammit!"
Hotch's resolve remained steadfast as he answered, "Yes."
That one simple word managed to drain every last bit of energy from Derek's body. He fell back a step, then twice, before the choking hold he had of Hotch was finally released.
"How long?"
"I only found out yesterday."
Derek pinched the bridge of his nose.
"She told you, but not me." He chuckled dryly. "Why the hell didn't you tell me, Hotch?!"
"I didn't know you were the father," Hotch said. "She never told me it was you."
Before his legs could give out, Derek sank on the chair in front of Hotch's desk. A million different thoughts were going haywire in the neurons of his brain. He wanted to scream. To flip the earth upside down and find the location where you were being held hostage. He just wanted the universe to stop messing with him and started giving him answers.
And then, five seconds later, the door to the office swung open.
Emily stood in the doorway, unassuming of the palpable tension lingering in the air. When she finally uttered her next words, Derek thought he could finally start to breathe again.
"We may have something," Emily announced to the room. "We think we know where (Y/N) is."
Derek flew out of the chair before anyone had the chance to say anything else.
He was coming to get you.
And this time, Derek had no intention of letting you go.
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More rambling about Wild Kratts Game Lore bc I can
On today's episode of "shit about the flash games that I am probably the only person alive to care to notice," let's look at a certain pattern in the tutorials that, whilst it may seem minor, may actually reflect something about the overall website (and if you have no clue what the f*ck I'm talking about, feel free to stay, it's so much funnier that way)
Ok so let's look at the first wave of flash games made by Chocolate Liberation Font (the dev-team behind them). In the tutorials of these games, (i.e. Cheetah Racer, Ride on Remora, Caracal Leap, Draco Glide, Kickboxing Kangaroo, ect), one of the Kratt Brothers would introduce the animal and objective before activating their Creature Powers. When they do so, we see a close-up of their shirt (oddly enough without the suit or gloves??), and we see the buttons on the Creature Power Suit with the Creature Disc insignia in the same color as the suit itself.
Some image examples as Exhibit A.
You get the picture.
Now let's move on to the games that were added to the website in 2012 by Pixelpusher; Flower Flier, (R.I.P.) Croc Hatch, Frogfish Feast, Aardvark Town, and Web-tastic!; The Wild Kratts Creature Math Suite that collectively made up a quintilogy game, Creature Roundup. These games features new animals and new Creature Powers, 3/5 of which were featured in Season 2 of Wild Kratts which had recently premiered on PBS Kids at the time. Like before, the Kratt Brothers introduce the creature, the objective and Activate Creature Powers. However, here is one difference;
When the screen zooms in on the Creature Power Suit post-activation, we can see the physical Creature Power Disc itself over where the PowerSuit button/creature insignia would be. Regardless of the disc's color, it would show up. As shown below in Exhibit B.
Quite the difference eh?
But wait, it gets even more fun.
In 2013, two games, Dolphin Dive, and Slither Run, also done by Pixelpusher, are released. They're not affiliated with the Math Suite, but are in the same league as them. In the tutorials where the brothers activate their Creature Power Suits, you realize that, just like in the games developed by Chocolate Liberation Font, the close-ups of the buttons don't have any overlays of the disc (using Slither Run here because Dolphin Dive wasn't a good enough example)
Put a pin in this, because this becomes relevant later.
Let's redirect ourselves to the habitats. You probably remember exploring the habitats, finding and learning about different animals, unlocking photos, and adventuring with the Creature Powers earned from the games. The site was updated to include some new habitats and Creature Powers, but let's exactly look into the details of that, shall we?
Here are the available Creature Powers to use in the habitats to unlock the photos for your adventure journal in the character creator page, Your Room. Rattlesnake Power, Draco Lizard Power, Cheetah Power, Kangaroo Power, Caracal Power, Squirrel Power, Firefly Power, Dolphin Power, and Remora Power.
Now, you may notice that the Creature Power Suits from the Math Suites (Hummingbird Power, Crocodile Power, Frogfish Power, Aardvark Power, and Spider Power) are missing here. In fact, they're not in any way able to use in the habitats. They (along with Dolphin Power and Rattlesnake Power) are also absent amonst the assortment of Creature Powers to use in the supergame, Habitat Rescue Game.
This is where I pull stuff out of my ass cause I'm fcking crazy everything comes together.
Notice how the only Creature Powers that aren't available to use in the habitats are Creature Powers that the brothers use in the games where the physical discs are displayed on the buttons. The only ones available to play are ones where the button is visible when the brothers activate that particular Creature Power.
Conversely, none of the Creature Power Suits from games developed by Chocolate Liberation Font have PowerSuit photos that the user can take with a camera once they complete Level 5. Only the games added by Pixelpusher (this includes the Math Suite, Dolphin Dive, and Slither Run) are, and 5/7 of those games are where the physical disc is placed over the button. Slither Run and Dolphin Dive are anomalies from this pattern, but the majority rules (especially since they were added in post after the Math Suite).
But wait. It gets even deeper.
You know how I said in the assortment of games where the physical discs are present in the tutorials, Dolphin Dive, and Slither Run are anomalies in terms of games that had unlockable photos in levels? You know what pattern they aren't anomalies of?
Yeah, the Habitat Rescue Game at the beginning of this post wasn't just bc the game is fucking peak (based on a show that's fucking peak). None of the 7 Creature Powers from Pixelpusher's update to the website appear in the supergame Habitat Rescue. Not a single. One. And none of the Creature Powers available in Habitat Rescue are from games where you can unlock a photo in the site from directly finishing Level 5.
In case this has been way too complex, let me break it down *Activates Lawe's Parotia Power*
Creature Power Discs earned from games where the physical disc is not shown on the Power Suits after the activation in the tutorial are available in Your Room and the habitats.
Creature Power Discs earned from games in which the physical disc is visible over the Power Suit button in the tutorials are available in Your Room, but NOT in the habitats or Habitat Rescue Game.
Creature Power Discs earned from games in which you must complete Level 5 to earn the PowerSuit Photo and Badge, regardless if they physically appear on the Creature Power Suit in the tutorial, do not appear in the supergame.
None of the games that show the physical button of the suit have collectible photos from directly playing Level 5, BUT all of them that do are available to access in Your Room, the habitats, and Habitat Rescue Game.
CONCLUSION: Whilst there are many anomalies and errors in the structures or patterns of the original flash version of the online Wild Kratts website (I'm sure many of you noticed the duplicate Martins in the Aardvark Town tutorial Jesus Christ), some of these inconsistencies have consistencies in their inconsistencies, even if it wasn't the developers' intention. With this, you could logistify several appearances or absences of certain Power Discs in certain games or pages. And to those of you, who like me, grew up with the flash games and were confused as to why you couldn't access all 14 Creature Powers in the habitats or in Habitat Rescue, hopefully this observation could provide good enough answers and closer after a decade.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
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