#bc they’re apparently dating a fcking worm 🪱
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everyone else: making up cute, angsty, romantic, beautiful AUs that make you cry
me: what if….. i made their lives a living shitpost
#like sometimes I’ll think of cute shit#but then my mind is like#what if they’re kissing at a museum but one of them turns into a worm and the other one buys them a lil tank of dirt as their worm home#but they somehow manage to get into an argument and whoever’s the worm packs up a little sack of worm dirt and runs away#and the one who’s still human goes on a panicked quest to find their worm partner but everyone just thinks they’re bat shot crazy#bc they’re apparently dating a fcking worm 🪱#SEE THERE I GO THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE 2 EXAMPLE TAGS AT THE MOST#LMFAOOOOO#why am i like this#apple babble 🍎
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