#I am entertained

[nylanderthal]

THE END OF THAT GAME. THE CHUCKY SAVE. THE MCDAVID GOAL. THE STORY TELLING. THE DRAMA.

[wield-the-mighty-pen]

Adrien poll

[randomfoggytiger]

Whatever One Feels about Chris Carter, His Early Interviews Were Highly, Highly Entertaining

September 23, 1994:

REAPR: I’ve got a couple questions the fans are dying to know. First, does Mulder even own a bed? And second, what is the significance of the time 11:21?

CARTER: He rents his furniture, actually. And it’s a futon.

BOREDSILLY: A lot of people seem to want Mulder and Scully to get romantically involved. I read an article where you said you were opposed to this…and I couldn’t agree more. Are you feeling a lot of pressure to have a romance between them?

CARTER: It ain’t going to happen.

FMULDER: Hi Chris. Greetings from Australia. I was just wondering are we ever likely to see Mulder’s friend Danny? It’s a weird question I know just It seems he’s always in his office NO MATTER what time Mulder calls him. Weird.

CARTER: Danny is actually a gnome living in Mulder’s desk drawer.

LANGER: Chris, You brought back Tooms. Are there any plans to bring back the Eves or that guy who starts fires?

CARTER: Again, anything can happen. Except that Mulder and Scully sex scene.

SUMRALL: Will you write an episode in which Mulder has to dress up as a woman again?

CARTER: David has been begging for that.

DONANEVYN: I know there will be a lot of temptation from everyone, you, the writers, the actors etc., with the fame and popularity of this show and what it brings. So I really am glad to hear you are willing to stick with it as long as it’s popular (well within reason, I mean there’s ‘Next Generation’ … But truthfully, as some have mentioned before, there is such a strong connection and embodiment of DD w/FM and GA w/DS, if either of these folks left, the X-Files would not be the same.

CARTER: Agreed.

ANGELLA: Are there currently any plans for production of a show involving gremlins or elves? And if not, how could I go about submitting my ideas for such an episode?

CARTER: There are plans for both.

MOONFERRET: Chris, We all know that the Mulder / Scully thing isn’t going to happen. I’m curious though– why exactly are you so opposed to this? You and the rest of the crew are great storytellers- I’m sure you could pull it off exceptionally. Why so opposed? (Do you get the feeling I’m one of the few that would love for it to happen? Call me vicarious…)

CARTER: Oh, Moonferret. If I could only make your dreams come true.

MOONFERRET: Mr. Carter, What’s the significance of The Smoking Man’s cigarettes on this season’s premiere? And– whose idea was it to have Mulder eat all those seeds?

CARTER: Seeds – I’m an addict. Cigarettes are most important.

[taylorrepdetective]

I know this is the parasocialism talking, but sometimes it really does feel like she does things to entertain me specifically.

[thejudeduarte]

Me intently reading and listening to all the wedding drama:

@viivdle @agirlwiththoughtsandnegativity @starrynightsxo

[gravitasmalfunction]

TFW the guys who are supposedly in a romantic rivalry over you are having a homoerotic face-off with jellyfish trivia and don't even notice you've left for a drink break.

[theshatteredsilhouette]

my boss couldn’t remember the name for Paw Patrol so she said “Pet Cops!”

[layzeal]

me seeing scully jealous of mulder's ex-girlfriend: eh ok

me seeing scully jealous of mulder's new investigation partner: heheheehHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[pepperstreak]

Losing my shit

From insta

[jadevalentine-writes]

Re-reading Idee Fixe and remembering that first and foremost the fanfic I write is FOR ME!

[neonthewrite]

Give Chase a boy/girlfriend so that he can finally get a large fries from the McDonald's drive thru!! He deserves it!! 😔🤲🏽

Get some fries and chicken nuggets for Jacob and Bowman(just the fry though) too.

Bobby gets an apple pie with apple juice, as a treat. Just because(let him have something nice for once).

The implication that they won't let you order a large fry from McD's if you're single is really distracting me from the rest of the ask lmao.

But yeah. Chase has dated casually here and there. It never has any bearing on how many fried potatoes he orders. He tends to order a medium though because he's aware of his limits .... sometimes.

If Bowman ended up going with this trio to the drive thru, he'd be so antsy waiting to get away from the window so he wouldn't have to hide. And then after that he'd be wary about the meat orders. How dare they.

Bobby offers him a little bit of apple pie. Bowman doesn't accept on principle.

Jacob would count them all lucky Bowman doesn't get into trouble somehow. Do not go flying into that drive thru window, bud. That's no place for a sprite. Also how are they going to explain that to literally anybody? No, just hide in the car it's not that long a wait.

[crimsonmikasa]

Well, this was a surprise 😮 😳

Hello there Law 😏

I like to call this: THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

[r-truth]

pretty deadly segment god aksjdkasjdkasd

[worfianism]

I've randomly just caught the supercup final round and omg there is dramaaaaaa. As in there's an actual championship fight being decided and like the guy who was in the championship lead has just been involved in an incident and is no longer in the position to win the championship even tho his rival needs to win the race to win the championship

[takethebodymarc]

i need someone something to attack them and give them a good scare

[elitehoe]

The concession stand match was exactly what i wanted it to be pure fucking chaos