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Thanks Mr. Gaiman
#I am a demon I lie#it was quiet gentle and romantic until you ripped our heart out and force us eat it while still bleeding#if this was quiet gentle and romantic I am afraid of what kind of happy ending will he deliver#loveyouneil#after that do I really wanna have SE3?#ofc I do#I'm dying to watch SE3#need therapy#good omens#good omens 2#good omens season 2#good omens 1#good-omens#nycc
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i want to doodle in class SO BAD
#im so sorry but i wrote 「吒男」 cuz it’s a homophone of 「渣男」 which means “scumbag man”#the 吒 is nezha’s “zha” and sounds the same as 渣#not calling him a scumbag player i just thought the pun was funny 💀#basically i just wrote “zha male” which doesn’t mean anything but sounds the same as “scum man”#and 「小紅哥」 is “little red bro” MK calls RS that sometimes in the mandarin dub#change 哥 to 書 and it’ll become 小紅書 which is xiaohongshu (lil red book) (chinese insta/pinterest) 🐒#i am comedy /j#lego monkie kid#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk ao lie#lmk nezha#lmk swk#lmk mk#lmk sun wukong#lmk qi xiaotian#lmk mei#lmk red son#lmk long xiaojiao#lmk lady bone demon#lmk lbd#lmk princess iron fan
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I saw Yandere Amy and Metal and was Like damn.
Metal Sonic's into that Type of Stuff 100%
The real toxic yuri. I can see the appeal of having a cute pink friendly girl go into the deep end when falling in love with a murder robot. I think it's more fitting for the robot to be the devote one, they picked this specific flesh bag to be their highest priority and someone will Die if you come between them. Either way it can be fun to be self indulgent and put you favs in the microwave and watch what happens as they explode into a dumpster fire mess.
Idk if you just wanted my musings or validation for that hc but in conclusion: toxic yuri 👍This isn't something that will be in the comic though bc those personality types aren't what I've based my writing on for them.
#[you got mail]#anon#if u want to see me go insane over the most toxic devoted pairing then go to my main blog#and watch me lose it over the worlds messiest divorce between and old man and a demon he sold his soul to#dont think it counts as yandere but the devotion and manipulation and tragedy#I am normal about it <- lie
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*puts on my Professor glasses* Macky really knows EXACTLY how to talk to Wukong, let's dissect it! M: Looks like things are going smoothly. W: I say, you've been here the whole time, haven't you? M: FFM is your home, but it's also mine. W: Did you find anything? M: Still nothing, however. Now the Jade Emperor is no longer present. The Celestial Realm already gives me an unsettling feeling. M: Wukong...that kid. W: I understand. M: You have to go and talk to him. W: I know! But...he still isn't ready. M: I see. You're the one who isn't ready, yet. How did you even become a teacher! M: He has to be. We all have to be realistic. W: He's just a kid. We can't let him... M: Who says he's just a kid! Why is it him? When you chose him, did you know? W: I didn't know, I really didn't know! I just followed...a feeling. M: Are you not the least bit worried?! This child has all of your special powers, and he always runs into trouble. Have you never questioned this before? Not a single person knows where he came from. Is it not strange?! M: We still have no clue as to whoever let out Azure Lion. All your old foes returned in one swoop. Are you not even a little- W: Then what about you? You also suddenly came back. M: Argh- M: I say, someone must be manipulating us behind our backs. Especially Xiaotian. But they still haven't succeeded. W: Then tell me. What about you? M: Tell me do you want my help or not?! / W: Not long ago you were still against me! / M: I see, you're just a- / W: ...after I assume you'll teach me how to train my own disciples? ~ Xiaotian Interupts ~ M: Look. That kid has made you his idol. You're his one true hero, but you... W: But I what? M: He has to understand, he doesn't need to carry these burdens. You have to do better. You can really tell whose the chatty one in this relationship XD Wukong might be a lil annoyed, but he's tolerant. And Macky is a little playful turd as always. Where Wukong gets gloomy and concerned, Mac swaps between teasing and serious in a blink. Then things get a lot more strained and tense, but unlike their previous fights, it never escalates into violence. Never a growl, never a raised fist. They're right at the edge, and they drop it. I'm very much interested in the psychology of arguments and when it comes to people latching onto (1) thing a person says and relating it slightly off topic to avoid talking about that other thing, like Wukong is doing here. It's so cool seeing how physical they are in trying to visibly control their emotions around each other, and how they keep trying to hold themselves back from tearing in further, always pausing and halting, and switching to another thing. They're TRYING. Ugh. I think Mac was trying to give a comforting smile at the end, but it's kinda warped by the whole ~ everything else. ~ Anyhow, I like how this starts with Wukong establishing, or rather cementing to Macaque that he believes MK is a kid. And while Macaque argues against that, he did also say before that Wukong should talk to him. And they have their squabble, with Mac pushing Wukong's buttons to get him to say something, BUT the fact this gets resolved with he needs to understand he doesn't need to carry these burdens. YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER. Like of all things Mac could have chosen. He's playing right into what Wukong himself believes, that will overwrite the "MK isn't ready" thing. Because let's face it. Mac is right when he says Wukong also isn't ready for that talk yet. He's so down throughout all this, Wukong probably feels himself that he needs to be better. AND by appealing to the fact MK is a kid, without explicitly stating that, just a statement that cannot be denied, BUT is a subject that undoubtedly, even Wukong cannot avoid. Because he wants better for MK. For him to not walk down the same path as him. Macaque has basically nudged Wukong into having that talk he wanted with MK by reframing it differently from what Wukong wasn't ready for. Thoughts? Critique?
*squishes you* anon…anon, you’re telling me..that this was the actual dialogue between SWK and Macky in 5x01. that what i just read is the translated version of the Mandarin dub. correct?
ok ok cool. i’m cool. gucci. feeling fantastic lemme just
WHAT THE FUCK LMK
ok so i ranted in the tags but realized i forgot to say more things (also i was worried i’d exceed the tag limit bc that is a real thing what do you know!)
so, anon, you said Macky knows how to talk to Wukong and yeah agreed but for me it’s for of the sense of “Macky knows how to get his words under Wukong’s skin”
he knows how to let his words sink in and fester in Wukong’s mind, making him reconsider things or another to help speed up certain decisions or choices Wukong is hesitating on. and ain’t it fascinating how despite how long it’s been since either character have talked or interacted with each other, they still know the ins and outs of their behavior and thoughts.
Macky knows Wukong needs to talk to MK but is holding back. Macky after one answer from Wukong realizes that it’s Wukong who isn’t ready for that conversation and switches tactics to try and breach that mental block
Wukong, in a need to avoid the conversation, brings up the questions surrounding Macky’s reason for even being alive again because that is information neither have talked about and oh hey! Macky is avoiding that conversation too! and it’s an important one to have so he pushes for it, but Macky knows it’s being pushed to avoid their original discussion and is annoyed bc “classic Wukong, never wanting to delve too deep into topics where he’ll need to be vulnerable for” (especially when said vulnerability is with his newly re-allied ex friend Macaroni himself)
god i love them
#to lmk: SHAKING YOU AND SHAKING YOU AND SHAKING YOU AND SHAKING YOU AND SHAKING YOU AND SHAKING YOU AND SHAKING YOU AND SHAKING YOU AND SHA-#my thoughts are under the cut <- this is a lie. all my thoughts are in the tags#i wrote this on the assumption i would give myself a break to breathe. i gave myself 5 seconds#asks#lmk#lmk s5#lmk season 5#lmk spoilers#lmk s5 spoilers#lmk season 5 spoilers#shadowpeach#lmk sun wukong#lmk six eared macaque#lmk mk#sunburst duo#anon i had to read this. sit in shock. then reread it. then scream. then allow myself to pick apart this dialogue bc wtf#tbh i love that SWK truly does see MK as a kid and it makes sense#SWK is /old/ old#and while MK is an adult he’s still a fairly young adult in his early twenties (maybe pushing to mid-20s by s5 WAIT THAT IS SO COMING OF AG#OF THEM LMK QHEN I GEG YOU)#and personally only Pigsy and swk are allowed to call MK kid#and isn’t it so interesting that there was a focus on both characters in ep1#these are MK’s two adult figures he looks up to the most. one is his dad (now officially adopted i think) & one is his mentor/hero#i LOVE that Macky told swk point blank that MK /does/ idolize swk. bc while it’s very obvious#i’m pretty sure SWK’s been ignoring the hero worship on purpose (it also doesn’t help with his need to talk to MK bc what if#this talk breaks MK’s image of him and MK gets upset and tries to leave him and—) but Macky’s like ‘nuh uh dumbass!#i am not standing by and watching you dwindle your thumbs with information MK needs to know’ (this was something i wanted#Macky to call swk out on tho i imagined it happening midway in s5 but hey not complaining. bc Macky is the one who knows#Swk the best out of the cast besides MK. but MK is still blinded by his hero worship and also doesn’t want to face his demons rn like swk)#GAH!!! it’s so juicy how this works :D and then they get jury summoned and suddenly swk has the circlet back on and MK’s seconds from
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Do you think the Narrator’s plan would have had a better chance of succeeding if this was the first thing he said,
"You're on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a shapeshifting demon that plans to end the world. The demon is currently in the form of a harmless Princess.
The seven great wizards have managed to temporarily imprison the demon and negate its shapeshifting ability. However, their magic will not last forever. If the demon gets free, it will be the end of the world.
Only a hero who is pure of heart can slay the demon. The wizards say you are the only one who can save us all."
Then before you enter the cabin he said,
"A word of warning before you enter the cabin. Don’t be fooled by the demon’s harmless apparency. It is a being of pure evil.
The demon will lie and cheat and do anything to escape its prison so that it can end the world. Luckily for you, the demon is a terrible liar. Even if you listen to what it has to say, you’ll easily be able to see through its lies."
#slay the princess#slay the princess spoilers#spoilers#stp narrator#The princess is a being of perception#If the Narrator had come up with more of a story#Rather than basically saying “just trust me and kill the princess!”#Would the protagonist have been more likely to kill her#Also throw in the warning ‘the demon will lie but badly’#And the protagonist would be expecting the Princess to be like#“Ending the world is my least favourite thing to do. I am just a normal princess. Let me out so I can NOT end the world.”
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AI is going to send me on my villain arc. If you want to make art or a novel or write an essay do it yourself coward, partake in the human experience. You are no better than what you can create with your own hands, even a stick figure holds more merit than a generated image.
#sky speaks#I am so mad about ai#it’s not even ai#it’s just synthesis with a big database#an unethical database#if you use it I will become your sleep paralysis demon#just pay an artist#or a writer#write your own goddamn essay#if you can’t pass a class without using ai to write an essay for you you do not understand that class well enough#what a wild concept it is to make things yourself instead of relying on stolen content stitched together like Frankenstein’s monster#all it does it rot in your hands like the lie it is
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the school arc to me is so good because it drags ciel out of his position as a powerful figure and literally places him in the shoes of the person he could have been. the circus arc ALSO drags him out of his position as big bad queens watch dog/head of the phantomhive estate but the school arc feels like a mockery of a future that never was. this is what he could have been had his parents not died. and even then its NOT because he will never be that kid.
he never was.
#ramblings#incoherent beyond belief its 4 am#and im trying to avoid manga spoilers#might add a reblog with more coherent thoughts when i wake up but im off my meds so i cant promise anything#actually correction im being vague w the manga spoilers#manga readers know whats up#idk if there are any anime only ppl who havent been spoiled on The Plottwist Ever yet#but i figured there will be new fans and though im not tagging this it might still get seen so#cant WAIT to see our boy absolutely miserable in animation form should they recreate that arc LMAOOO#which ofc is after the germany arc so thats still a long time away#but STILL. itd be fun i need to see this young teenager lose his mind in color with sound#him relying on sebastian to do all his fag duties (sorry. dredge) so he can work his way up the social ladder#trying to gain power while simultaneously proving that he cant do anything but rely on others#hes always needed help in basically every way and he hasnt CHANGED he just got a demon to do it for him#he learns to lie and charm and cheat and all the while hes a fucking CHILD WHO STILL STRUGGLES WITH NORMAL THINGS#ciel is my little baby and i love him deeply no matter how much of a little bitch he can be#his helplessness isnt just 'oh he was raised in british high society' its also that he never got the chance to learn anything#which to elaborate on that id also have to go into manga territory. iykyk#like absolutely at this point he just refuses to learn how to do things he has a pet demon to do it for him#but.#hi the phantomhives backstory is killing me again its so late#both atlantic and the school arc are just setup for the Big Arc but theyre very good in their own right i SWEAR#also when i rewatched the circus arc a while back and i realised how some scenes were shot#the heavy foreshadowing that i didnt realise. yk. 7 years ago or however long its been since i first watched it#CRAZY#if you are new. to kuroshitsuji. and you havent read the manga. dear god. read the manga#ALSO GRELLE IN THAT ARC IS SO BEAUTIFUL & OTHELLO IS TRANSMASCULINE. OKAY GOODBYE
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You're such a tragic human being, almost like you were written by Dostoevsky..
#i aint gon lie i am... a rogozhin kinnie#fyodor dostoevsky#crime and punishment#the brothers karamazov#the idiot#demons#aesthetic moodboard#russian literature#classic russian literature#book moodboard#author moodboard#written by Dostoevsky
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getting into actual angry arguments: awful. terrible. going to be thinking about it for the rest of the day. leaves me seething about what I could have said differently for the rest of my life.
getting into friendly debates: ohhhhhh enrichmennce.. :) mine brain is so full and thinking..........yippie yaaaaaay!!!!!!
#dichotomy of ME!!! love arguing but also i hate arguing.#aka i got into an angry argument today because my normally conflict-avoidant self had her foot metaphorically stomped on too many times#and i decided i was fed up and stood up for myself#like .why bold face lie to me like that i'll kill you. and a lie that directly fucks me over? who do u think i am#Sorry I'm still seething about it clearly SHDGKLJSDHG it was like. 7 hours ago and I'm still ranting to myself about it#anyway. URHGHHH sorry for venting real life stuff on here I try not to do that#but I GOTTA be mad somewhere about this stupid argument it's currently PLAGUING me#self doubt demon in my brain whispering horrid deceptions. Die 1 million deaths. ok i'm done now.#clamtalk
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https://x.com/llumi_ii/status/1749483411385827672?s=46&t=6gibj1UxMbLn0YGDvwIicw
OUR PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED
OMG YES I SAW!!!! that’s literally so her i love it so much this mirror palais collection is so bodyguard au mikasa!!! and lia really blesses us with mikasa in the cutest outfits, i always look forward to her art when she posts 😭🩷
i'm sorry this took so long to reply to but i really wanted to write something for this, so i hope you enjoy!!! :)
also slight nsfw warning? lol!
While they weren’t necessarily sharing a mutual dislike for one another anymore, they weren’t necessarily friends either. But Eren also wouldn’t say they weren’t not friends either—it was complicated, but it wasn’t—he was her bodyguard whom she happened to live with, but there was something a bit more there—or at least he thought.
In the weeks since they had come to a truce of the sorts, they had developed a routine of the sorts. He would accompany her on her daily errands (as he was supposed to), but she welcomed his company rather than Mikasa feeling as if Eren was an unwanted presence. It was almost as if they were spending time together rather than Eren doing his job. Even when she spent hours trying on clothes, or trying to choose between (what Eren deemed was the same) lace ribbons, he found himself with the faintest hint of a smile on his face. Once they were back at her house, they would disperse amongst themselves until later in the evening when they would often cook together or watch whatever movie Mikasa picked for them.
The peace within the house was nice, and he found himself appreciating the little things a bit more. When she wasn’t busy throwing insults at him or criticizing every little thing he did, she was actually quite sweet. It was ironic to Eren how a lot of her personality was reminiscent of that first initial encounter—before she drugged him—leading Eren to believe maybe all of it hadn't been as much of an act as he had initially thought.
Today, much like any other day, after a day of various errands and a shower, Eren found himself preoccupied in the kitchen, but rather than cooking dinner like he usually would, he made himself a bowl of cereal, much to what he would assume would be Mikasa’s displeasure. Mikasa had him running around the entirety of the city, somehow managing to go through multiple burroughs (which he didn't even think was possible in NYC) for all of her menial errands, and he couldn't be bothered to make anything, so cereal would have to do.
He had made it through his second bowl of cereal when he heard Mikasa's voice on the phone, approaching. Her figure came into view, her hair damp and clinging to her back and her bangs pinned out of her face with little heart clips. She was wearing one of the many pair of pajamas she owned, today, these ones pink with little red hearts.
There weren't many things Eren allowed himself to indulge in when it came to Mikasa—he tried to keep those thoughts few and far between. But there was one thing that would plague his mind from time to time, no matter how hard he tried. It came in bouts of small moments when he was reminded that at the end of the day, he was a man living with an objectively attractive female who paid no mind to his presence, prancing around her house like she still lived alone.
It came in the form of Mikasa and her abundance of exquisitely crafted satin and silk pajamas—something that to the normal person, was seemingly harmless. Initially, it was. Eren found himself a bit endeared by her seemingly neverending collection, almost looking forward to which pair she'd wear every night—some patterned, some solid, some adorned with little embellishments or details of different fabrics.
But then, for reasons unbeknownst to him, the seemingly cute matching button-up shirts and pants turned into tiny shorts and slip shirts. So the thoughts that Eren tried not to allow cross his mind, ran rampant. When her clothes highlighted the curves of her body, accentuating every dip and crevice, leaving little to his imagination, and the dusking of her nipples against the smooth satin (since Mikasa refused to turn off the AC despite always being cold), it was hard for Eren to think anything but unholy things.
His mind ventured to places of how her skin would feel against his, if her sweet demeanor was applicable elsewhere, and if her smart mouth was good for other things too. And surely Mikasa, who at one point Eren had been sure was Satan incarnate, wasn't all that innocent either—with her sultry looks and sly touches—which only fueled his thoughts further. But Eren allowed these to only exist in his brain in brief glimpses, and would quickly tuck them back into the deepest crevices of his brain where they belonged—for the sake of his sanity and his pride. He would resume his gaze from her very nicely crafted body to her equally pretty face, pretending that he hadn't just imagined multiple ways he wanted to fuck her.
When Mikasa's gaze finally met Eren's he made it a point to keep his eyes on her face, which is exactly how he noticed her face turn from her usual blank expression to a pout as she hung up the phone to whoever she was talking to.
"Are you... eating cereal?" She asked as she walked toward him.
Eren raised a brow quizzically, "Yes, is that an issue?"
"Oh," she huffed, her pout only intensifiying. "Well, what am I gonna eat? You already ate—we normally make something together."
Eren shrugged nonchalantly, knowing she could order takeout like usual when she didn't feel like making something. But it was obvious what the actual problem was—Eren was a bit too oblivious to realize—she just wanted to spend time with Eren.
Eren knew he would probably make her something, always giving in to her, but now that they were a bit more amicable, he enjoyed his fair share of riling her up to compensate for the months of borderline verbal abuse she put him through.
"Last time I checked, I was your bodyguard, not your personal chef," he replied blankly, but the faintest hint of a smile gave way to his teasing.
"You know, sometimes I think I liked it better when you didn't talk to me," her voice dripping with the attitude that Eren had been accustomed to at one point. She glared at him as she walked past him towads the fridge, Eren stopping her before she could make it all the way.
He tugged lightly on the bottom of her shirt, Mikasa swatting as his hand in response. "Mikasa, I was kidding. What did you want?"
"I don't want anything—I can make it myself," she responded, crossing her arms. She glared down at where he sat on her bar stool, Eren trying to maintain his gaze at her face and not her body, which he was at eye level with. He found himself particularly enamored with these little heart pajamas—finding them endearing, but also for the little slivers of skin they showed—but not only could he give Mikasa the satisfaction in knowing that, he couldn't allow it for his own pride.
"Why are you like this? You're a brat sometimes, you know that?"
"And you're annoying," she bit back, but despite her snarky remarks, she seemingly admit defeat, taking a seat, nonetheless.
Eren released a pained sigh as he stood up, knowing he only contributed to her behavior, being the one to constantly indulge in her. He took off his sweatshirt, leaving him in just his t-shirt , not wanting to get it dirty. He almost threw it into the chair before he had half the mind to shove it over Mikasa's head, Mikasa face shocked as he helped her put it on (not bothering to care whether she had wanted to or not), his sweatshirt almost swallowing her tiny frame whole.
"Here, I can see you shivering," he said dully, though he knew it was only an excuse for his own sanity's sake.
"Oh, thanks," she replied, her cheeks flushing the tiniest tinge of pink. "And thanks for making me something to eat, Eren," she added a few moments later as Eren turned on the stove.
"Yea, yea. It's my job, right?" A smile on his face as he rolled his eyes playfully.
And as he sat there a while later, watching Mikasa happily eat the grilled cheese he made her, a smile on her face, while adorned in one of his random sweatshirts, he realized he had royally fucked himself. If he thought seeing her in her clothes did something to him, seeing her in his clothes—combined with her long inky hair splayed across her shoulders, a rare sight to see; the same doe-eyed face that had got him that night just months ago; and her rare but sickeningly sweet personality, that made his heart do a double take—was only so much worse.
#bodyguard au#asks#vic’s drabbles#i had almost finished and then my app crashed and i wanted to kay em es i wont lie lol but luckily half was saved as a draft lol but i was#committed so i retyped the rest again the things i do for eremika. i was fighting demons to post this the demons being myself lol#sometimes im like am i putting these in the fic? idk LOL these might just be tumblr only scenes based off our collective discussions/hcs lo#anyways eren is so down bad for his little boss
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[Good Omens, Two weeks after S2 events...]
Nina: *bumps in* Okay, where TF is he, again?
Maggie: Hello, sir 👋
Pub owner: *sighs* Hello. Same as usual. Someone will have to pay the-
Nina: *slams two 50s on the bar* Here, done. *is under the impression she became the parent of a probably immortal being going through his first teenage heartbreak but with a middle-aged man body and a liquor license*
Maggie: *to the pub owner* Sorry about that, she's... Excuse-me... *follows Nina*
Crowley: *wasted**barely understandable**slams an empty Talisker drink on the table* StUuRpId ASSssAnGeL...
Nina: You have to STOP doing that. We have lives, you know?
Crowley: *unnatural lying position* 'nd bery short at tha', yea, I know tha'. Arn't ya' so luckeh?
Maggie: Please, Sir, you need to go home...
Crowley: *dour laugh* Yeaaaa, well, it's not asif I had tha'.
Nina: *sighs* You live in Mr Fell's Bookshop with Inspector-Naivety-Incarnate-something. Remember?
Crowley: Ah, yea, maybe, huh... *pointing an uncertain finger at Maggie* *high-pitched voice* ey, don't ya owe me rent?
Maggie: *ever seen a very pale cinnamon roll? Ya have now* Well, I...
Nina: *would cross her arms if she hadn't done that already**offended**protective almost-girlfriend* I have paid for your "coping method" a couple thousand pounds by now you didn't feel the need to repay me, so I think you should be careful before demanding any rent! Oh, and should I mention I've spent that in the course of A SINGLE WEEK?
Crowley: *looks at her with the sudden need to throw up**or to break something* No nehd to be... To be... Watevah. This is bullshit! *first sentence he somewhat says perfectly for some reason* My, my point is... Is... Bluh. He's so... BLUH!
Nina & Maggie: *look at each other in we've-heard-that-from-Monday-to-the-next-Monday**opposites face expressions though*
Crowley: *faints because he wants to* *hides his face under his 1941 hat*
Nina: Oh, no! No, no, no! That is not happening! *shakes him* Oy, wake up! I do not have all night!
Maggie: *whispers* Be gentle with him, Mr Fell is... you know...
Crowley: *ignores them**but is also listening*
Nina: *out loud* He behaves like my sister Chantel when she learned that Justin Bieber was dating Selena Gomez! Except that, my sister was fourteen at the time, not- I don't even know! How even old are you?!
Crowley: *shows his face again**yells* WHO CARES?! He's... He's... *proceeds to imitate Gollum's voice to perfection* Stupid fa- fantastic Magisshit-
Nina: Okay, enough. *grabs his arm agressively* Get up!
Maggie: *takes his hat from the floor and his glasses from the table* I don't think he can...
Nina: He can and he will! Go on, get up!
Crowley: *makes himself fall back on the sofa**loves behaving like a 5 yo having a tantrum* NEH! I-I I am NOT...
Nina: Do you want us to abandon you here?
Pub owner: *from afar* If you don't put your uncle out, Coffee girl, I swear...
Nina: *points a very menacing finger* Don't you dare "I swear" me! I "I swear" people, not the other way around, especially not when I have to deal with that excuse of a... a... man! *couldn't come up with something better*
Crowley: Imnottha' but...
Maggie: There is no need to fight, we... *looks at Crowley having somewhat of some tears in the corner of his eyes* He's just... heartbroken, you see?
Crowley: *almost inaudible* I'm noot.
Pub owner: Yeah, 'figured. That's no good reason! Whenever he's here, every customer leaves in under ten minutes for some reason and that isn't good for my business!
Nina: Coming from the lad whose only job is to take advantage of other people's misery, that's rich.
Maggie: Nina, you...
Nina: *grabs Crowley by the first ankle she sees* It will mess up your hair but I am ready to make you slide out of here even if that is the last thing I'll ever do.
Crowley: *falls to the floor**doesn't care* I'd like to see tha'
Nina: Fine, you asked for it. *grabs his second ankle**makes him slide for two meters before almost giving up**to Maggie* What are you waiting for? Take him by the armpits if you have to, but help me!
Maggie: *wants to do exactly that**doesn't know what to do with her hands for a second**puts Crowley's glasses and hat on to free them**grabs Crowley by the armpits* Okay, okay, One...
Nina: *holds herself from laughing at Maggie's new improvised look**is not even in the mood to anyway**lifts Crowley up**realizes she's the only one doing so**offended look*
Maggie: I... Sorry. I thought we would lift him up at three and...
Nina: *sighs in I-ve-never-signed-for-this-but-here-I-am* Maggie, Angel, please, you're not helping.
Crowley: *out of nowhere* ANGEL! 'Ngels... arn't vey djust...
Nina: Three.
Crowley: *does not mind being lifted by two struggling humans**mumbles* I 'ate 'is sturpid hair...
Nina: Of course you do. Careful the corner, Mag-
Maggie: *hits her hip* Aouch!
Crowley: *more to himself* AND his stupid fess...
Nina: *to Maggie* Careful, I said! If you really want to hit something, hit him! *looks at Crowley*
Maggie: *passing by the bar**to the Pub owner* Sorry about that, have a good night.
Crowley: *less and less understandable* 'nd 's mooth 'hat says 'turpid sings...
Pub owner: Whatever.
Crowley: 'ike "'omoshun is Ineff-neffably 'wesome wa doon't ya' kom wis meh dishtroy thee uni-universs?"
[The doors of the pub ring their departure]
Nina: We really should *Crowley is heavier than she expected* consider *like, really* create a law to oblige pub owners to have *humpf* bedrooms in the back of their establishment!
Maggie: We're *sore arms but still going strong* lucky he lives *breathless* right across.
Nina: *forces open the Bookshop with her hips that don't lie*
[Yeah, there is no way you can escape the Shakira tune now, is it?]
Nina: *right after Maggie has completely entered* Okay, let's drop him here.
Maggie: The couch is right th-
Nina: *drops Crowley's ankles* He can find the couch himself. As far as I am concerned, the floor suits him just fine.
Crowley: The service her' is terr-terrib-bluh!
Nina: Yeah, well, feel free to contact customer service and leave one star.
Crowley: *raising an invisible glass* Happeh to. *threatens to throw up*
Maggie: *to Crowley* Will you be alright?
Crowley: No-PUHHHH.
Muriel: *runs from God knows where towards the group* Oh my God, how is he?
Nina: Same as yesterday. And the day before that. I think he has an alcohol problem.
Muriel: You can be funny just looking at a bottle? Interesting.
Nina: More like looking at a dozen in three days but, who's counting? Certainly not him.
Crowley: *pointing a finger at the Sky* Ya' owe meh a f***ing 'usical!
Muriel: How can I help him?
Nina: You can't. Not really. He has to get through it by himself, as we all do at some point.
Muriel: I'm... confused. Is he... like... sick, or something?
Crowley: A mu-... A mu... si... *faints*
Maggie: Yeah, I believe you can call it that. It is... some kind of... sickness.
Muriel: Not a human sickness, then? *has forgotten she is, obviously, also a human called Inspector Constable* I-I mean, well-
Nina: Apparently, beings like him can catch those as well. Go figure.
Maggie: Maybe... Maybe put a blanket on him?
Nina: He does not deserve it, but yeah, you can do that.
Muriel: Okay, I'll... Sorry: what... is a blanket?
Nina: *sighs* I'm done for tonight. *leaves**comes back* Maggie?
Maggie: I... I think I'll stay for a while.
Nina: Right. It's not as if you had a shop to run in what? Five hours?
Maggie: You told me yourself nobody ever comes to my shop, so...
Nina: *shrugs her shoulders* Sorry, I'm too tired to apologize. Good night, everyone. *to Crowley* Not you. *slams the Bookshop's doors unintentionally*
[Awkward silence]
Maggie: *to Muriel* So... A blanket. It is... like, a, a cloud... but... rectangle.
#Good Omens#Good Omens Fanfic#Ineffable Husbands#Crowley#Aziraphale#Nina and Maggie#Aziracrow#Wasted Crowley#Sturpid Assangel Aziraphale#Sturpid Assangel#Azirapapap is BLUH#Featuring Crowley's 1941 hat#Nina is so done with this heartbroken Demon already#Shakira Shakira#I'M ON TONIGHT YOU KNOW MY HIPS DON'T LIE#A blanket is like a cloud but rectangle#It's 1:50 am in my country btw#I am not wasted my Muse is just a Sadistic Night Owl
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My one and only
hi! i'm not dead! but I'm currently both busy with school and work and art block as well as a reobbsession with my own OCs & story plus binge watching anime. bare with me...
And hello to anyone reading this that is new here! I've gotten a lot of new followers recently which is crazy to me but anyways~ I'm Mek and i draw a lot and there is no concistency which thing i happen to draw fanart for :)
#my friend was like youre a literature major your ass will like the betta symbolism#she was right and i am unwell#my art#toasterfireart#fanart#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#gojo saturo#geto suguru#jjk gojo#jjk geto#can't believe they broke up in front of the KFC...#i am unwell and not ready for what is about to come#i'm so used to tagging for danmei how tf do you tag for anime fandoms#i am unfamiliar with your etiquette#none of you know how deeply obssessed i am with demon slayer and it's only because i never drew fanart for it (that's a lie)
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My mental health decided to drop into the abyss so if I evaporate then oops
#physically ain't doin' spectacular but mostly just mentally in the mud#sorry everyone i am fighting the demons#the demons almost won but we never surrender in this house hold#that's a lie we absolutely do#I need lemon zucchini bread#vee's random thoughts go brr#vee's not important life updates
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Hey, question for those in the Demon Slayer community.
Do you guys suffer from too many story ideas? Because I am suffering from too many story ideas. And I’m not just talking about stories with OC’s. No, they’re not a problem, I got like only four for certainty. I’m talking about stories focused on canon characters.
And, uh… I have a lot of story ideas for said canon characters… and I keep on getting more and more ideas for them every day.
Gods, I don’t even know where to start, I just have too many!
Please, share me your wisdom on how you handle this, because it’s getting to a point where I can’t even begin to write them and all I’m left with is laying in bed, day dreaming about them instead of actually writing them.
#my post#writing#kimestu no yaiba#kny#demon slayer#I am writing this as I lie in my bed getting ready to go to sleep#And I keep on seeing ideas and art on AU’s and all I want to do is write them#Do you guys suffer as I do?#How do you manage it?#Just to note#Most of these story ideas are for the Tsugikuni twins#Cause gods I love them and their tragedy and I can’t get enough of it#yoriichi tsugikuni#michikatsu tsugikuni#kokushibo#Mainly Koku#I love his story#I love the tragedy of it all#And all I want is him to be happy#yet I love to make these guys suffer too
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Illario who does love Sage trying to convince them it was for good reason he hurt them as he needed to make the deal with Zara so they could be happy together.
Sorry the thought popped in and had to share
Illario who knew Sage wouldn’t have been accepted as a “proper” spouse for a Dellamorte and went to Zara to create desperation as without Lucanis his grandmother would have to accept an elf into the family. While with Zara he saw just how much more powerful blood magic could make someone and thought between blood magic and Lucanis out of the picture that there was no way he could lose.
Only Sage found out part of his plan, and he panicked trying to hide the rest of it, driving them away. He is fully convinced that he can still win them back. After all why did they go so far from him if they didn’t believe he could win them back to his side if given a chance?
Then they come back. Then he hears about the child. Sees little Rosemary that is so clearly a Dellamorte in spite of her pointed ears only to hear Sage boldfaced deny any idea of paternity with Viago and Teia (the traitors) throwing their full support behind the claim. He is so sure he has them both again when his grandmother steps in and declare Sage must marry a Dellamorte.
Then Sage brings back a dead man. And all of Illario’s carefully laid plans to keep them at his side are completely thrown into disarray.
#the elf talks#dragon age#sage rosemary and demons au#Illario: they cannot resist me#Sage: If I am on the same continent as that man I will end up killing him to protect my daughter#if Viago doesn’t kill him first tbh it’s his not little sibling and niece on the line#also very much laughing at the idea of that baby coming out looking like a Illario’s clone and Sage is full ‘that could be anyone’s child’#they argue with the Dread Wolf constantly they are not afraid to lie to a murder of Crows
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Hello! My name is Ivan, I am a 22-year-old trans man that has recently started art school to understand the principles of design and color theory better so that I can make the art I’d really like to make. I’ve been drawing traditionally for around 10 years, and I occasionally try my hand at digital art, though I’m not the best at it. But since I started drawing, I’ve always wanted to share my art and make something out of it. Specifically, I’d like to design characters and give them meaningful stories that people relate to. I want my art to mean something, I want it to live and breathe in the way that only an audience on the internet can make it do. I’d like to create a safe, close nit community that fosters creativity in every way. I have a lot of oc designs, some are for different shows that I enjoy, but most of them are just people that aren’t connected to anything, and I’d like to share their stories, but deciding on a set backstory and name for each one can be difficult sometimes. But for now, I think I’ll just post the designs and see what other people think of them.
A couple more things about me: I love to cook, it’s one thing that has been a part of my life and personality since I was little. I mostly watch anime and listen to podcasts in my free time, though I do also play a few games, but not many. So expect some fan art from time to time from any of the following. I will also be posting this on my instagram @/ivandraws55
Anime: I started watching anime around the same time I started drawing, the first anime I watched that I recognized as anime was Blue Exorcist, and my favorite anime I’ve ever watched is Soul Eater. Though I did know about Naruto and had a Super Smash Bros style game for it as a kid. Some other anime that I have seen and enjoyed are: Ouran High School Host Club, Your Lie in April, Horimiya, Fruits Basket, Sk8 the Infinity, Haikyuu!!, Yuri!!! On Ice, Given, Spy x Family, Erased, Tokyo Revengers, The Orbital Children, No. 6, Jujustu Kaisen, Demon Slayer, Full Metal Alchemist, Attack On Titan, Black Clover, Fire Force, Bleach, and One Piece.
Podcast: I was introduced to Welcome to Nigh Vale when I was in high school, and instantly fell in love with it and the media format. Once I had caught up with it at the time, I started looking for others like it and fell into a rabbit hole of weird and interesting podcast that I couldn’t get enough of, some of these are: The Magnus Archives, Archive 81, The Storage Papers, The Penumbra Podcast, I Am In Eskew, Alice Isn’t Dead, The Milkman of St. Gaffs, The Town Whispers, EOS 10, Darkest Night, 36 Questions, The Bright Sessions, and Wolf 359.
Games: I’ve been playing Zelda games since I was a kid playing on a GameCube, my first one was Twilight Princess, so it will always be one of my favorite games, though I do have a variety of Zelda games. Another game that I started playing when it came out is Genshin Impact. My favorite character is and always has been Xinyan, she was one of my first characters and has had a mostly permanent spot on most of my team comps.
#blue exorcist#soul eater#naruto#ouran high school host club#your lie in april#horimiya#fruits basket#sk8 the infinity#haikyuu#yuri on ice#given#spy x family#erased#tokyo revengers#the orbital children#no.6#jujutsu kaisen#demon slayer#fullmetal alchemist#attack on titan#black clover#fire force#bleach#one piece#welcome to night vale#the magnus archives#archive 81#the storage papers#the penumbra podcast#i am in eskew
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