#I am YOUR GOD GUNS AND GAYS President. Funny how when you get to the truth of what matters how things before that were against each other n

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My School President Ep 12 thought dump (there are spoilers)

- The relief that Tinn's mom didn't force him to come out is astronomical. There is a very clear difference in Gun's comfort with his mom, and Tinn's reservation with his own parents. It's so so so important for him to come out on his own terms and a very big step for her to realize that when she saw how nervous he was.

- Tinn's mom forever. I'm actually glad we meet her as his mom in MSP before MLC because I have a feeling we really won't like her in MLC.

- That honest conversation queer youth has about knowing not everyone is accepting. So important coming from Gunn, to support Tinn after Tinn has supported him all this tim

- I don't know if I can watch this because Tiw's faces are too funny

- That's right Tiw take the credit you deserve

- The girlies returned!! Sob they're so cute

- Tinn entering his angry at the world arc in the last episode is wild. Now that he doesn't have Gun's success to focus on, I imagine he's going to dismantle the government.

- not the TANDEM BIKE on god that's the wildest thing in this show

- Tinn really said "you miss 100% of the chances you don't take"

- AH. AH. NSKXKGKSKSIC WHAT.

- Sigh. I hope the stress doesn't last long lmao

- "Sound and I have no secrets" excuse me while I go cry

- Pat lmao right to the point. Por being so dumb. Yo finally using his 1 braincell. I love these kids.

- Gunn's friends 🤝 love, support, and happiness

-;Gun trying to help Tinn like just break my heart already

- oh yes more umbrella gays

- no I don't like crying gun I physically can't handle it

- aww so much of the school being supportive even though it's very weird to take and share photos of people without them saying it's okay but w/e you know for the sake of fiction

- literally stopping every 30 seconds to laugh at Chinzilla cooing over each other

- damn they really called us out about GunTinn or TinnGun lmao (yeah yeah Gun said GunTinn but of course he would. I'll stick with TinnGun)

- Obviously we knew from the preview that the comically bad guidance counselor is actually a close minded, judgemental person but it doesn't stop it from being shocking

- OH MY GOD IT WASNT TINN THROWING HANDS (screaming into the void)

- See this is why I refrained from saying anything bad about Kajorn. He's always been ripe for a character arc.

- Tinn's mom took her development in strides. I've been disappointed in her, and I am very proud of her. She just needed the time to adjust how she was looking

- I will live and die for happy Kajorn he's been uptight this whole series

- hehe SoundWin

- Here I was in my feeling about this being almost over and I'm not actually in part 4 yet lmao

- ep 12 is long AF lmao

- my soul. The TiwPor glances

- did they never get juniors? LOL the music club is doomed

- ayyyye Win get your man yes sir 🤭

- the contrast of kissing in this episode compared to the entire season has me like 😳 y'all I'm GROWN

- aw Pat 😂

- sound just?? Left his guitar?? that HE brought to school instead of a backpack?

- actually not hearing Tinn sing more is a crime

- Tinn's dad is such a dad lmfao

- Tinn 🤝 Tinn's Dad 🤝 The Thunder

- Gun you menace

-GUN

- no official TiwPor 😭

[aw-eather]

Heather Watches SG1: s2ep22 Out of Mind and s3ep01 Into the Fire

Ah two of my all time favourites. Maybe even THE favourites. They’re just SO good. Also my shipper heart cannot take it but we love torturing ourselves here so lets go. 

I’m gonna try and do enough that y’all get at least one post a day and scheduel them to go up periodically :) 

This go very long so I hope it posts properly. 

Ooooh mysterious tank

I mean honestly this was suspicious from the get go

Don’t trust this guy

JACK

YOU’RE ALL WET JACK

Is he? 

Are they dead tho? Are you sure? Cause that sounds fake... 

You see, the year is now.............. 2077

CREDITS

Teal’c looks all big and scary but really he’s a precious boy

End credits

TERYL ROTHERY

honestly that device looks very Star Trek

Missed opportunity to make a 69 joke

Girl he has been asleep for 79 years he probably remembers shit all 

Good boy, answer nothing. Don‘t trust the random men that woke you up

thats not sarcasm, I don’t trust them either 

“the rest of the facility” riiiiiight

Wizard of Oz reference

38 teams is a lot of teams

MMMMMMMM sounds FAKE

DON’T TRUST HIM JACK

General whats his face just dropped something on the ground

STARGATE

Jack is handsome

Me: I’m gay

Jack O’Neill: Yeah sure ya bethcha 

Are ya just? What makes ya think Jack can help? he’s been asleep for 79 years

Tok’ra mind probe

Benefical alliance my ass, what did they ever really do for the Tau’ri??

Except promise to send a ship when they “had one available”

So thinking of Sam right now would be BAD Jack. 

NOX

I LOVE THE NOX

WHAT CUTIES

look at them, they’re so sweet

Jack stop thinking and showing them shit 

Could be a great weapon but the Nox are peaceful and beautiful and I love them

LITTLE GREY ALIENS WITH THE LITTLE GREY BUTTS

Thats a big ship

This is the only “look at all the shit we’ve managed to do so far” episode that is actually any good

Why don’t we meet the Furlings?

I wanna meet them 

They sound fluffy

I love the baby asgards look at ‘em so cuuuuute

Kathrine! You’re great girly

“Touch it” *Jack touches it without knowing what it does, could die*

Jack waving his gun to touch the molecules seems like a bad idea

Yeah let him rest stop bullying him

purple goop

stop the pruple goop Jack

purple goop is never a good thing

Oh look... ANOTHER tank

DANNY BOY

Please cover your nipples

I don’t wanna see your man nipples

A third tank... funny that

SSSSAAAAAAMMMMMM

Funny how none of them are ACTUALLY dead

LIES WE’VE JUST SEEM THEM

Get these people some clothes

leaving her wrapped in a blanket is rude

Blanket looks like a mat tbh

BRATAC

SKARRA

Daniels hair is so bad in this episode I’m not sorry its HORRIBLE 

He has a SHIELD Jack

FUCK YEAH JACK THROW THAT KNIFE YAS

HATHOR

I love Hathor hosts

She’s great honestly

Sam and janet and the girls kicking ass is the best

RIP Hathor 

No seriously Daniel’s hair is BAD

Teal’c

JANET

ah yes, unusual 

Teal’c is so passionate and caring about his friends I love him so much

THREE FUCKING WEEKS?!?!?!?!

janet is such an angel you can’t convince me otherwise

Are they tho? 

Yeah he would but Teal’c with do anything for his F A M I L Y

Well he will leave

Aw Teal’c I love you with my entire heart

That zoom in on the patch is nice 

YES JACK STOP THE GOOP

Nice kick! 

BYE TEAL’C I LOVE YOU

AWW THIS EXCHANGE IS SO NICE 

AW THE SALUTE BABE NO THAT HURTS MY HEART ITS SO SWEET

#SorryNotSorry but Jack looks so fucking good in this outfit 

Like... he looks sooooo good

God I am questioning my sexuality left right and centre today

But seriously can he dress like that more often? 

Go get ya girl, Jack!

Oh look... not the SGC 

WHO WOULD HAVE EVER GUESSED

Serpant and Horus guards! :O

STOP THINKING BABE

THEY GONNA FIND YOOOOOU

SAAAAAAAAAM

BEAT THIS GUYS ASS AND SAVE. YOUR. GIRL

O U C H THAT WOULD FUCKING HURT

SHOULDER TOUCHING 

SHOULDER RUBBING

SHOULDER TOUCHING 

SHE IS TOUCHING HIM

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD FOLLOWED BY A MEMORY OF HIM NEARLY DYING 

SHE’S STILL HOLDING HIS SHOULDER

STARING AT HER NAKED BACK

TRYING NOT TO STARE AT HER NAKED BACK

HE IS SO IN TROUBLE 

HE FANCIES HER SO MUCH 

I MEAN SAME

she also looks good but like he looks better???

GRABBING

WALL HOLDING

HANDS TOUCHING SHOULDERS

PINKY CURLED IN SO HE DOESN’T TOUCH BARE SKIN

COULD HAVE MOVED BUT ISN’T MOVING 

THEY WANNA HOLD EACH OTHER

DEAR GOD

sorry I’ll stop with the caps

I just physically cannot with those two

i love them so much

and i hate how they were treatd

Hathor you idiot, 

SUANNE

LOL Jack 

Servants in the royal court? Yeah sounds great

Rude Jack

lol the pat on the shoulder Jack you dick

uuuuuuhhhhh didn’t notice before how HOT IT IS WHEN HATHOR RUNS THE IDC REMOTE UNDER SAMS CHIN AND THE LOOK SAM GIVES HER I-

ACK SNAKE

I hate them the same way Jack does tbh

they make me squirm

Give it to Daniel. Why is Daniel the only one that never has a snake in him... wait... 

sorry but I just wanna talk with the national captions institute... 

Alright! On to Into the Fire! 

DAVIS

MAJOR DAVIS I LOVE YOU

MY FAVOURITE

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVEN IF THINGS DO FALL TO SHIT WHENEVER YOU’RE THERE

Dramatic zooooom on Hathors name for E M P H A S I S 

CREDITS

I love how Hammond is like EVERYONE is saving SG1

How DARE you, Daivs. They are THE team, rude!

I love that everyone steps forward because everyone loves SG1 but also everyone knows you don’t leave anyone else behind. 

I love Hammond

MARTIN WOOD :O

He is a great director

Ew snake

Jack still looks fucking good 

Jack now is not the time for sass 

Give it to Daniel. No one cares

Sam is like “I’m not scared bitch bring it”

Of course it wants Jack

Poor Jack

Why is it always him?? 

You tried, buddy

Sam’s hand on his CHEST PLEASE JUST GET MARRIED

TEAL’C 

BRATAC

Sam literally hates watching Jack in any pain 

Poor Jack

Hathor fuck off

What exactly was the point of ripping his shirt? It makes no difference to the snake going in the back of HIS HEAD

Ew

oh gross

i hate it

I hate it so much

ugh the chills I currently have

Suanne Baun is super pretty though

YAS TOK’RA LADY

WE RESPECT AND LOVE YOU

Another Wizard of Oz reference 

Sorry Daniel looks so bad

its the hair honestly, the little dorky fringe

Sam’s hair, on the other hand *chefs kiss*

Yeah but he’ll be fine, Tok’ra lady saved the day <3 

YAS GIRL

NOOO Poor Tok’ra lady

Sorry fam, I forgot her name lol 

Sam pulling that jacket on, Sam in a jacket thats a little too big for her , Sam in a white shirt.. Sam

Yeah they are Teal’c. 

Dead and false and dead... or is he???

Hand dance

Energy barrier is in the way, boys continue to shoot

oh no shooting towers of death are never a good sign

And of course Daniel got hurt so we have to baby him for the rest of the fucking episode jfc just sit him down somewhere and Sam and the rest of the teams can do the hard work... again

Cool Tok’ra tunnels are Cool

Lol Daniel being sassy (oh its just a deep, bleeding gash, it’ll be fine) lol sorry he is funny when he’s sassy

I’m sick of your army already, Hathor

OOOOH a barrier 

Hammond is awaiting 

Why do they give them such short time periods to do shit? Like they know things go wrong literally ALL THE TIME 

Like “hi you have 24 hours to go into a SECURE, GOA’ULD FACILITY, RETRIEVE THREE SG MEMBERS AND GET OUT. PIECE.OF.CAKE”

6 hours is a long time to sit on your hands and do nothing tho. Ah well might as well go and save the boyfriend

The president can suck a rotten potatoe

Davis, you can’t really argue with him, he outranks you about 4 times

Sam’s sleeves are too long and baggy and its SO CUTE

GO SAM

SAVE THE DAY

BUT SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND FIRST 

Hammond visiting Chulak 

because he’s an angel baby

and the best dad ever to his four kids; Major Dr Science Space Baby, Sassy Grumpy Fruit Loop and Sam Carter Loving Space Baby, Warrior Gentle Giant Space Baby and Annoying, Doesn’t know shit, Archaeologist Space Baby.

Yas Teal’c, spill that tea

I will join you, bb

Hammond in a toga will also join you cause he a babe

and he needs your help cause Davis said No. 

HAMMOND OF TEXAS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER I LOVE IT 

Sam: I’m gonna go and shut this shield down

Sam: but not until I have tried to save my Future Husband. 

Poor Tok’ra lady

Hand on chest again

Fucking Hathor man

Go away boo, you’re ruining the moment 

Stop hurting Sam

YAS JACK FUCK YES I LOVE THAT

I love his response to it too

Like the shock and fear

This hug goes on a long time

I know he’s cold or whatever but like... 

and I know he’s in shock and so is she a bit

he’s doing it for her as much as him

but they’re STILL hugging

They literally never do this again

Its so sweet because after this its just... nothing? Like POV happens and then Upgrade and Divide and Conquer and they go ah fuck we can’t hug anymore so all we get is platonic shoulder holding and using shoulders as pillows. The closes we get to a hug is Death Knell and emotional trauma Threads. I want a REAL hug

And he holds her arms for ages and helps her up

Wow they’re so fucking in love this hurts

“Found ‘em” Jack stop so cute

C4! Who’d have thought it

Ah shit they’re surrounded 

He still looks good

They BOTH look good 

They make a great couple 

Nope, not really but its what ya got so you’re gonna have to deal with it

This general guy is a bit of a dick

Thats right Sam, don’t listen. Good job, Danny boy.

Only 1? Thats not a lot of time

Get out there, Jack! Buy that time

Gun Bum! (if you know Sanctuary, you’ll get it)

He’s really not doing a great job of pretending to be a Goa’uld

Its really not impossible 

ex-goddess lol 

“She’s Gone. She is no more.” I’m honestly shocked people didn’t shoot him more often 

I love him tho

Thank god, thats good timing

Hammond is IN. HIS. ELEMENT 

There is no way she heard hiom say now but she still knew. I love them. I love how well they know each other and they’ve only known each other a little over two years

Time to KICK SOME ASS

JAFFA YAS

ooh coming in from behind, sneaky

YEEHAW

OH HAMMOND YOU PRECIOUS BABY

Sam going straight to Jack and it looks like she goes to put her arm around him. 

I hate them ffs

Bra’tac and Human fuck me thats so cute

Sam’s smile when they see Teal’c and Hammond is Gorgeous

and Hammond patting her on the back! stop! I love Space Dad and his idiot Space babies. 

Final Thoughts:

Seriously guys this is my favourite Final and First eps of a season. 

100% one of my favourite two parters, if not my all time favourite two parter

Great direction, good story, excellent bad guys, good acting, just enough suspense with out being too drawn out, something for everyone, comes of the back of a fun as fuck episode (1969), Hammond has a big part, Davis is there, lots of cute Sam/Jack and of course, Daniel’s Elf Hair. 

Also the Tok’ra are actually useful in this one which is SHOCKING 

Lemme know your thoghts friends, I’m excited to hear them! 

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Assassin’s Greed: The Story of Charles Guiteau

My favorite historical figure has got to be presidential assassin Charles Guiteau, a person you’ve likely never heard of.  You probably know John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald, but Guiteau (pronounced get-oh) is not a household name.  Where Booth and Oswald shot famous presidents, Guiteau shot James Garfield, who had served for only four months at the time and is best known for having been assassinated.  Guiteau was cartoonishly twisted, with delusions of grandeur and a Type A god complex.  He believed himself to be faultless, guiltless, a renaissance man, a master political advisor, and perhaps even the Third Coming of Christ (yes, third; you’ll see what I mean below).  His life story sounds like something scripted to be as pathetic and conceited as possible, and it would be funny were it not so tragic.

So come with me on an adventure back to the gay old days of the 19th century, so we can delve into the mind of America’s least favorite assassin.  Strap in, cause this is a long one.

Charles Julius Guiteau was born in 1841 to a family of French descent (you may have been able tell because he’s an -eau).  Despite this, it is important to remember that he never learned to speak a word of French.  Keep that in mind.  He flunked out of school because he never felt the need to study for any exams.  He was convinced he already had perfect knowledge on any given subject, “why fix what ain’t broken?”

In 1860, he joined a cult because his dad was friends with the leader.  (Side note: this cult would later dissolve when a tornado destroyed their headquarters, transforming into a company that made spoons.  This has nothing to do with the story, I just thought it was funny). This cult coined the phrase “free love,” which at the time just meant everyone was allowed, nay, encouraged, to bone everyone else; older women were ordered to act as “sexual mentors” for adolescent boys because they were the least likely to conceive. It was messed up.  The cult also thought that Jesus had already come a second time, in 70 AD, so they had free reign on Earth to do whatever they wanted with no consequences.  The end of days had come and gone, so it was smooth sailing from here on out.

Guiteau idolized the cult leader, believing him to be the perfect man in every way.  The cult leader however believed Guiteau was unstable and unfit for the community.  Do you know how messed up you have to be to get kicked out of a cult?  People were so put off by his behavior that they gave him the nickname “Charles Get-Out,” and when he sued the leader for mistreatment his dad wrote a long apology letter saying “I’m sorry my son’s a weirdo, please don’t think less of me for it.”

He became a lawyer by sheer blind luck, barely passing his bar exam because he just so happened to work as a clerk at the Chicago law firm in question.  He lost the one and only case he argued in court, and spent the rest of his career as a corrupt bill collector.  He short-changed all of his clients, overcharging and under-refunding, pocketing the difference before skipping town to avoid the police.  He did this often, hopping from town to town and leaving right before they could run him out on a rail.

In 1872 he endorsed Horace Greeley for president against incumbent Ulysses S. Grant; both men were Republicans, but Greeley caucused with the southern Democrats and became their nominee.  He lost in a landslide, and died less than a month after the election, but again, that’s not important to the story.  What is important is that Guiteau was convinced that had Greeley become president, he would have rewarded Guiteau’s endorsement with a federal appointment.  Guiteau was just some schmuck, a nobody, but he believed that his approval was somehow the most important thing a candidate could receive, and that they would be undyingly grateful for it.

Guiteau believed that he was ordained by God to spread His word, and so concluded that his own word was therefore the word of God.  He tried to start his own cult, plagiarizing the text from the cult leader he idolized, but it never got off the ground.  In 1877 he was on a boat that collided with another; theirs sunk, but his made it back to port, so he was further convinced that his life had been spared for a higher purpose.  If Christ had come again in 70 AD, Guiteau believed he had returned for the Third time this very day.  At this point, his dad thought he was possessed by the devil.

You could say they didn’t exactly see eye to eye.

1880 comes along, he’s been embezzling and stealing even more money from even more cities, avoiding consequences all the while, and decides to once again throw his hat in the ring of politics.  He endorses Grant for a third nonconsecutive term, despite having “campaigned” against him in 1872.  Guitaeu changed his mind with Orwellian confidence, “oh, I always supported Grant, Greeley was destined to lose, I knew it and actually did my best to make sure his campaign floundered, I was always looking out for my main man Ulysses!”

Guiteau handed out leaflets and gave a speech endorsing Grant to basically no one; he may as well have just stood on a street corner shouting his opinion at passersby.  Grant lost the nomination to one Congressman James Garfield, so Guiteau took the leaflets, crossed out Grant’s name, wrote in Garfield’s, and continued passing them out. The rest of the text remained the same though, so it made no sense, praising Garfield for leading the Union Army to victory during the Civil War, and saying he deserved a third term despite this being his first time running.  Garfield won the presidency, and Guiteau was absolutely convinced that it was because of his leaflets.  “What else could it have been?”

March 1881: Being wholly responsible for Garfield’s election, he starts writing him fan letters singing his own praise.  “As you already know, I got you elected (you’re welcome, by the way).  I did this out of the kindness of my heart, and all I ask in return, all I feel I deserve, is an ambassadorship.  France will do nicely, I’ve always wanted to live in Paris!”  As you remember, he can’t speak a word of French, “but I can learn on the job!  I’m the best at learning things, but I’m sure you already know that about me.  I look forward to our partnership. Your biggest fan, Charles.”

No word from the president, but Guiteau doesn’t worry.  He just writes more letters.  “Didn’t hear back from you, don’t know if you read my first letter, but just in case you didn’t, I’ll recap; you won because of me, I’m ready for my federal job whenever you are.  Thanks and you’re welcome.  Your smartest and most qualified fan, Charles.”

Still nothing.  He moved to Washington, DC and became a homeless vagrant.  He went from house to house, spending a night, eating the food, then leaving before rent was due; classic Guiteau!  The White House kept ignoring his letters, so he decided to take matters into his own hands and personally confront the Secretary of State.  “I’m sure you’ve read my correspondences, you know my qualifications, I am ready to go to Paris, just say the word.”

“Oh my God, we’re not giving you a federal job, stop writing us letters, leave the president alone, you’re a total nutjob.”

Guiteau was heartbroken.  He couldn’t understand how Garfield could be such an ingrate!  “I gave everything for that man, I sacrificed so much, and this is how he thanks me? I campaigned for him, I gave speeches, I handed out, like, so many leaflets!”  He felt ignored, he felt BETRAYED.  “How dare he? How DARE he?!?  He owes me! He’s got to be the least considerate person on the planet!  I put him office, I-”  At this, he had a horrible realization.  “Oh my God, I put him in office... He’s only there because of me... It’s all my fault!  I gave this bastard the key to the White House... I gave him the nuclear codes!” [Guiteau was again misinformed, because nuclear weapons wouldn’t be invented for another 64 years]  “I’ve created a monster!  I put him there, and only I can take him out!  I need to assassinate President Garfield.”

And so the pieces begin to fall into place.

He borrows money from his brother-in-law to buy a gun at a pawn shop.  He believed God was telling him to kill the president; either that or he was telling God that the president needed to die and was just giving Him a heads up.  At the pawnshop he specifically chose an expensive revolver with an ivory handle because he thought it would look better in the display case of the museum they would eventually build for him.  He even managed to haggle down the price one whole dollar (about $26 today, so good on him, master deal maker).

July 2, 1881.  President Garfield arrived at a train station in DC, and Guiteau is there waiting for him. He had no body guard because this was the 1880s, and nobody thought someone would be crazy enough to shoot the president in peacetime.  The only government employee present with Garfield was the Secretary of War, a young man by the name of Robert Todd Lincoln.  Yes, that Robert Todd Lincoln, son of Abraham, the first and so far only president to be assassinated.  And he got to witness the second, firsthand.

Guiteau shot Garfield twice, but only wounded him; he fell to the ground, bleeding but very much alive.  Despite this, Guiteau was confident the job was done. “Don’t worry everyone, you don’t need to panic, the tyrant is dead, you can thank me later.”  The police ran at him, “officers, please, take the former president’s body away, it’s bleeding all over the train station. He’s as much a nuisance dead as he was alive, am I right?  Wait, why do you have those batons?”  The tackled him to the ground, as police are wont to do to people who shoot the president.  “Okay, o-ho-ho-kay, I get it, you guys need to put on a show for the crowds. I understand, I shouldn’t have used a gun in public, I should’ve waited until I could had him alone, I get it, you don’t need to be so rough with me. Listen, just talk to President Arthur, he’ll have my back, I just put him in office, he’ll vouch for me, it’s cool.”

Garfield lived for two more months, wasting away in agony from infection because his doctors didn’t even think about washing their hands.  They would poke around his bullet holes with their fingers to fish out fragments, poking organs, tearing muscle, just making it much worse than it needed to be.  Garfield may have survived if they had just left him alone; years later, Teddy Roosevelt would be similarly shot, and survived with the bullet in his chest for seven years.  Garfield died on September 19, 1881, at which point Guiteau was officially charged with murder.

Being a lawyer, he wanted to represent himself in court, but he was appointed a public defender instead.  The defender quit after a week because Guiteau was impossible to work with, so his brother-in-law came on as his new lawyer; he wasn’t a criminal defense lawyer, just another bill collector like Guiteau, he was literally the only person willing to help him out for free.  Guiteau claimed he was not guilty by reason of insanity, that God had possessed him, simply using his body as an avatar and smite Garfield.  “It was divine intervention, nothing could be done to stop it, it was out of my hands.”

He made a mockery of the trial, cursing at everyone from the judge to the jury to his own lawyer to the crowd.  He ignored his lawyer and started asking courtroom spectators for their advice, he wrote his testimony in the form of poems and delivered them to the captive audience.  He reveled in being the center of attention, ignoring the fact that literally everyone hated him for killing the president.  He expected a swift acquittal, and started planning his own campaign for president for 1884, “President Arthur owes me for putting him in office, so I’m sure he’ll step aside and let me run in his place, it’s the least he could do.  Maybe I’ll choose him as my running mate, I haven’t decided yet.”

January 1882, he was found guilty and sentenced to death, to which he responded by calling the jury a bunch of “consummate jackasses” (and yes, that’s the real, actual quote, no joke).  He was dragged out of the court, screaming obscenities at everyone within earshot.  He wasn’t worried though, because he was convinced Arthur would pardon him.

In jail, he composed more poems singing his praise, “Ding dong, the witch is dead!  Which old witch? The Garfield witch! Ding dong, the Garfield witch is dead!”  Arthur didn’t pardon him, so he called him an even worse ingrate than Garfield; Guiteau tried to appeal his case so he could shoot Arthur too, but it was rejected for obvious reasons.

June 30, 1882, he is led to the gallows to be hanged.  For his last words, he delivered yet another poem, this time an epic ballad about how he was now leaving this mortal coil to return to the kingdom of Heaven.  Entitled “I am going to the Lordy,” it had a second or third grade reading level, with lines like “I wonder what I’ll do when I get to the Lordy?” and “I saved the party, glory Hallelujah.”  He wanted to have a full orchestra come and give the piece musical accompaniment, but the jail told him no, again for obvious reasons.  He didn’t even write music for it, he just thought it was so inspiring that the orchestra would know exactly what he intended and improvise something great.

He read the poem out loud to the crowd gathered to see him die, and was so overcome by how good it was that he broke down crying multiple times, “I’m such a genius!”  He may or may not have done a little jig to go along with it, as you do when delivering the world’s greatest poem about the world’s greatest man.

Black hood, noose, trapdoor, neck snap, dead.

The jail refused to turn over his body to his family because they were too poor for a proper burial service (he had wasted all of their money on his defense).  An autopsy showed that he was unable to retract his foreskin, so doctors theorized that was what drove him crazy enough to kill the president.  Gotta love 19th century psychology; Freud has been largely discredited in 2019, but in 1882 he wasn’t even credited yet, he was just some random doctor, not famous for anything.

The warden sold pieces of Guiteau’s noose as souvenirs, and eventually disinterred the corpse to donate to a museum so people could pay money to see the man who shot the president.  They cut out his brain to figure out what was wrong with him; one of its membranes was thicker than normal, possibly syphilitic, and modern medical professionals debate over which topical mental illness he likely had (some say schizophrenia, most agree that Narcissistic Personality Disorder had a huge part to play).  They also spit-polished his skeleton and turned it into a dummy to hang up in the corner of a science class, but for some reason they hid it away in a storage room rather than giving it to a university as intended.

And so ends the story of Charles Julius Guiteau.  He was a man without reason, without honor, without a lick of common sense or self-awareness.  I feel bad for him because despite how horrible a person he was, he was clearly sick and needed help at a time when no such help existed.  His life story is comical and tragic.  He’ll never be as well known as John Wilkes Booth or Lee Harvey Oswald, and that’s probably for the best.  A fitting end for a narcissist, to be mostly forgotten by history.

His gun isn’t even in a museum, the police eventually misplaced it.  And I’m sure THAT is what he’d be most mad about today.

[luvrgirl555]

get to know me uncomfortably well

thanks for tagging me syd!! i’m doing this one to make up for all the other ones i had no motivation to do i’m sorry )): i love you so much @pitoftrash

1. What’s your middle name?

elizabeth

2. How old are you?

simultaneously an enthusiastic mom, your dad and eating like a 7 year old

3. When is your birthday?

may 30th!!

4. What’s your zodiac sign?

gemini!! moon in aquarius and sag rising 

5. What’s your favourite colour?

red and g o l d

6. What’s your lucky number?

i don’t really have one? but 5 has consistently been in my life so let’s go with that

7. Do you have any pets?

the prettiest cat named sadie!!

8. Where are you from?

a small farm town in central utah!! everyone talks like a hick and i kinda have a stupid drawl

9. How tall are you?

5’2″ boys

10. What shoe size are you?

women’s size 5 

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

my feet haven’t grown since straight up 5th grade so like 30 pairs?

12. What was your last dream about?

i don’t remember my dreams

13. What talents do you have?

being a dumb bitch, falling for people who are emotionally broken, being bad at math, flirting and i have good fashion sense

14. Are you psychic in any way?

does being empath count as being psychic?

15. Favourite song?

this is a fuckin impossible question but right now i’m rlly into girl in red and girls by her fuckin slaps @pitoftrash it’s our sad indie shit and it’s GAY you’d love it (of all the time: somebody to love or under pressure by queen)

16. Favourite movie?

the breakfast club cause i’m basic

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

someone who loves unconditionally, willing to listen to my shit, goes on adventures with me, kisses lots, tons of cuddles, sings with me in the car, will talk about the things they like and let their eyes light up, funny

18. Do you want children?

i do!! but bringing a child into this world right now feels so selfish and there are so many kids out there who need loving homes so i wanna become their bisexual mom (:

19. Do you want a church wedding?

not really. i want a huge wedding that’s so fucking extra and over the top and god probably doesn’t wanna see that so

20. Are you religious?

i grew up mormon (yes i know it’s basically a cult) but do i believe in god? not really.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

i have been inside a hospital but i have never ever been admitted

22. Have you ever gotten in trouble with the law?

it was a dumb idea okay

and i’m a shitty driver

23. Have you met any celebrities?

my cousin was on agt???

24. Baths or showers?

showers mostly but i love a good bath bomb

25. What colour of socks are you wearing?

i'm not wearing socks

26. Have you ever been famous?

bruh that’s my dream

27. What type of music do you like?

all types really!! i’m into classic rock, alternative/punk, sad indie shit, i LOVE country and pop!!

28. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

no but i wannaaa

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

f i v e but they’re only around me and not actually underneath me

31. What position do you sleep in?

only ever on my back or else my back is fucked the next day

32. How big is your house?

pretty big for like the general house size?? but pretty small by utah’s standards.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

i never eat breakfast 

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

nope and i have no desire to

35. Have you ever tried archery?

yeah!! it was fun but i’m shit

36. Favourite clean word?

dang dang diggity dang a dang

37. Favourite swear word?

hella or fuck

38. What’s the longest you’ve gone without sleeping?

4 days

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

no lmao someone pls be into me

41. Are you a good liar?

yeah, i’m a gemini what do u expect

42. Are you a good judge of character?

my vision gets pretty fogged up by what people want to show me and what i want to see

43. Can you do any other accents than your own?

specifically, cockney and we did newsies last year for musical theatre so i can do a pretty mean manhattan accent y’all

44. Do you have a strong accent?

if i am talking loudly or passionately my hick/drawl kinda comes out oops

45. What’s your favourite accent?

australian

46. What is your personality type?

enfp

47. What’s your most expensive piece of clothing?

oh god!! my hoco dress was 90 bucks probably that?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

sure can!

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

innie (:

50. Left of right handed?

right-handed

51. Are you scared of spiders?

yeh i’m scared of all bugs including honeybees but that doesn’t mean they don’t deserve rights

52. Favourite food?

i <<3 italian food and also chinese-american food!!

53. Favourite foreign food?

i do like korean food

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

messy but like organized messy

55. Most used phrase?

oh my god! or omg

56. Most used word?

aw

57. How long does it take you to get ready?

like glam? 45 minutes but i hate waking up and can b ready in 15 

58. Do you have much of an ego?

it rlly depends like the stars rlly need to be aligned

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

suck ;)

60. Do you talk to yourself?

a l w a y s

61. Do you sing to yourself?

(syd u do smile when u sing omg) and yes!! i sing all the time

62. Are you a good singer?

n o pe

63. Biggest fear?

failure, being taken advantage of, being hated

64. Are you a gossip?

i hate myself for it but yes

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

idrk??? i donn’t watch a lot of movies??

66. Do you like long or short hair?

i’m a sucker for long hair

67. Can you name all 50 states in America?

and the capitals too

68. Favourite school subject?

history, musical theatre, english, sociology

69. Extrovert or introvert?

probably extrovert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

nooooooo but i really really want to!!

71. What makes you nervous?

ghosts

72. Are you scared of the dark?

ghosts live in the dark

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

not most of the time

74. Are you ticklish?

yeah

75. Have you ever started a rumour?

nope never

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

i’m on drama presidency at school?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

nuh uh

78. Have you ever done drugs?

nope 

79. Who was your first real crush?

tbh rachel greene i grew up watching friends and she was hot

80. How many piercings do you have?

1 set, but i want more!

81. Can you roll your R’s?

i had no idea this was a special skill but yes!!

82. How fast can you type?

not bad but not great

83. How fast can you run?

not my thing

84. What colour is your hair?

blonde

85. What colour are your eyes?

green

86. What are you allergic to?

i’m lactose intoleranat, and i’m allergic to tomatoes 

87. Do you keep a journal?

only for like rlly important evants or things i need to talk about but can’t tell anyone about @pitoftrash is kinda my diary

88. What do your parents do?

my mom is a respiratory therapist a childrens hospital and my dad is a private loan officer

89. Do you like your age?

hmmm yes?? but i’d rather go back in time or forward bc rn it’s kind an awkward age of being able to do Stuff but nothing worthwhile

90. What makes you angry?

politics, ignorance, prejudice, homophobia, pro-life people, right wing america, donald trump

91. Do you like your own name?

yeah but sometimes i wish it had an easier nickname

92. Have you already thought about baby names? And if so, what are they?

i love the names rowan and christian

93. Do you want a boy or girl for a child?

either, it doesn’t matter their sex, gender or sexuality to me (:

94. What are your strengths?

n/a

95. What are your weaknesses?

bruh i’m clingy and talk too much

96. How did you get your name?

my dad always wanted to name a child sarah elizabeth?????

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

actually i’m directly danish royalty!!

98. Do you have any scars?

stretch marks and like self harm scars

99. Colour of your bedspread?

white and gold

100. Colour of your room?

off white with yellowish undertones

[harryscuddles]

could you tell me nice quotes that Harry and Louis said, please and thank you

hello, yes this is something i can definitely do!! its gonna be really really long tho so im gonna put it under a cut :) enjoy!!

fav harry quotes:

be a lover, give love, choose love

Who’s to say that young girls who like pop music – short for popular, right? – have worse musical taste than a 30-year-old hipster guy? That’s not up to you to say. Music is something that’s always changing. There’s no goal posts. Young girls like the Beatles. You gonna tell me they’re not serious? How can you say young girls don’t get it? They’re our future. Our future doctors, lawyers, mothers, presidents, they kind of keep the world going. 

if you are black, if you are white, if you are gay, if you are straight, if you are transgender, whoever you are, whoever you want to be, i support you. and i love every single one of you

one day i’d like to meet your mouth

here at One Direction we love to celebrate love. love is love. we believe that love is something that should be celebrated with open arms 

all the girls had long hair, all the boys had long hair, and you were missing out.

we have a choice every day when we wake up of what we want to put in the world, and I ask you to please choose love every single day

love me please?

i dont like guns, i’d throw roses around

People romanticise places they can’t get to themselves… That’s why it’s fascinating when people go dark – when Van Gogh cuts off his ear. You romanticise those people, sometimes out of proportion. It’s the same with music. You want a piece of that darkness, to feel their pain but also to step back into your own [safer] life. I can’t say I had that. I had a really nice upbringing. I feel very lucky. I had a great family and always felt loved. There’s nothing worse than an inauthentic tortured person. ‘They took my allowance away, so I did heroin.’ It’s like – that’s not how it works.

anything that brings people together is better than something that keeps them apart

pick someone who’s supportive

louis is a great person to just like sit and kind of like just admire what he’s like.

I think looking in, not everyone can understand it but to that girl or that boy, it might be the most important thing in the world. Just because you don’t understand it, doesn’t mean you can say it’s crazy

be nice. be good.

dont knock it till you try it 

i study rainbows

despite the company outside, i believe in equal rights for everyone. i believe god loves all

women are smarter

I feel like when people label people as famous, they take away a lot of substance that they have as a person. So you don’t remember someone as ‘He was funny’, or ‘They were really nice and giving’. It’s like ‘They were famous’, and then it becomes a thing where anything after that, whatever you choose to do afterwards… if it’s not as famous, or more famous than it was before it’s considered a failure. And that’s a shame, because it’s not a failure always

we’re a great team and we’ll always be your boys. all the love in the world and that’s a lot of love

I want you to do whatever makes you happiest in this world.

treat people with kindness

all the love as always 

We’re living in a time where it’s impossible not to be aware of what’s going on in the world. Society has never been so divisive. It’s important to stand up for what we think is right. I would love for my views to come through in the music I make and the things I do. That’s a very powerful way that we can use our voices. I think for a long time people thought ‘what I do doesn’t matter’ but revolution comes from small acts, and now people are realising that’s what sparks real change. 

I didn’t grow up in a man’s man world. I grew up with my mum and my sister. But I definitely think in the last two years, I’ve become a lot more content with who I am. I think there’s so much masculinity in being vulnerable and allowing yourself to be feminine, and I’m very comfortable with that. Growing up you don’t even know what those things mean. You have this idea of what being masculine is and as you grow up and experience more of the world, you become more comfortable with who you are. Today it’s easier to embrace masculinity in so many different things.

fav louis quotes:

happy days!!

live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous

bring it in, for the long embrace

promise

we’re not perfect, we’re not clean cut, we’re just trying to be ourselves

you know what? it would just be amazing to be remembered. you know like a mum telling her daughter ‘the boyband of my time, one direction, they just had fun, and they were just normal guys, but terrible terrible dancers

even if theres a tiny tiny chance, isn’t that worth going for?

and then theres me 

I remember saying to her: ‘Mum, how the fuck do you expect me to do this now?’ And she didn’t swear much, my mum. She’d always tell me off for swearing. And this time she was like: ‘You’ve got to fucking do it, it’s as simple as that.’ It was football manager, team talk stuff.

dont cry love, party party time!

darling just hold on

flamboyant

forget what you learnt in scouts payno we’re doing it the tommo way

I had a photo taken with Harry because I knew he was going to be famous. I even gave him a hug and told him not to worry because I knew he’d be fine

as i might miss him

always you

where do you wanna sit? next to you

best fucking team in the world!

(when he won the iheart award) but most importantly, i have to thank you guys, the fans. i mean i know i’ve done it loads but i cant possibly thank you guys enough. every single person, every single one that voted for this award, thank you, thank you so much and we really have done this together

its a big thing you know, sitting in a room and talking about your feelings… your deepest love

loads and loads of love

always in my heart @harry_styles. yours sincerely, louis

[momestuck]

Epilogues: Meat ch 28-32 [Epilogue 5]

So now we’re in different hands.

chapter 28

We return to John, this time with alt-Calliope narrating about his alarmingly blunt teeth. Also on further thought I have no more reason to use ‘she’ pronouns for alt-Calliope than proper Calliope (alt-Calliope does not even seem to use the name Calliope in narration, just things like ‘the dead cherub’), so I will use they pronouns, and will edit the previous post to reflect that.

alt-Calliope declares that they are not going to be ‘inserting thoughts into peoples’ heads’, though they will be ‘truthfully’ reporting those thoughts with more clarity than the subject of narration is necessarily prepared to acknowledge.

john would be mortified with human embarrassment if he could understand the clarity and precision with which i am willing to telegraph his thoughts. but his embarrassment is irrelevant to me. as always, the truth is paramount.

This mortifying description of how John thinks of Terezi includes a reference to “gap moe”, because of f u c k i n g course it does.

John worries if this makes him like a creepy weeb who collects body pillows, but in dialogue dismisses this as something that would only make sense to a human. Unfortunately, Tegiri exists to disprove that sentiment!

Despite alt-Calliope’s avowed dedication to ‘truth’, there is obviously more to this than not contradicting the ‘truth’ of events or thoughts... she is deciding how to present the ‘true’ information, what to state and what to leave implicit and what to brush over. a story also concerns what’s ‘relevant’ and ‘essential’, as Rose said so long ago.

chapter 29

Jane, it seems, has been using the trickster-mode lollipop during her campaign. This leads to an argument with the narration about whether or not it’s “problematic” - neither Jane nor alt-Calliope think so, though neither can be considered someone presented in a 100% positive light at this point...

(Jane mostly argues in the in-universe political campaign situation, when of course the argument about ‘trickster mode’ was the whole ‘caucasian’ shitshow)

Anyway, despite her prior statements, alt-Calliope is not above interfering in the narration if it’s for the sake of cherub artefacts.

jane rubs her eyes under her glasses and groans. trickster mode is also quite exhausting. what a strange quirk of human biology that excess euphoria must necessarily be followed by crippling despair. she carelessly tosses the lollipop on the floor, lurches toward her desk...

no.

she turns around promptly, her body jolted by the surprise of her sudden reversal. she bends over, cradles the lollipop reverentially, and situates it carefully in a place signifying respect: atop the mantle, after clearing space for it by shoving several brittle, worthless objects to the floor.

alt-Calliope narrates that she’s totally got Dirk’s number - “he probably thinks he’s a very clever boy, my brother did too” - as Dirk works on a long red rifle in between other tasks designed to distract.

Jane wonders about trying to blackmail Jake by revealing that he’s been having sex with trolls. Dirk challenges this as xenophobic. There’s an odd exchange...

JANE: What ISN’T xenophobic?

DIRK: Well, for one thing, what you just said there?

DIRK: Probably also xenophobic.

JANE: WHAT?

DIRK: Sorry, that’s just how it is.

DIRK: You either gotta roll with the woke shit, or decide to commit laborious, symbolic, melodramatic suicide in the process of utterly giving up.

This may be referring to his suicide in the other branch, I guess? idefk what this is trying to say ><

chapter 30

Karkat and Dave are attempting to win over Jake. This involves a lot of jokes about “neoliberal austerity measures”, super pacs, and so on... and the two of them playing off each other. Dave has been presenting “visionary”, “avant-garde” campaign ads based on SBAHJ.

alt-Calliope notes that Jake has now been freed from Dirk’s indirect narrative control, able to make his own decisions. In tiny text, Dirk grumbles about this. Without his control, he declares, Jake is a purely reactive ‘dead bug’; with it, Jake is like an ant controlled by Cordyceps towards a “greater purpose” (i.e., reproducing Cordyceps ¬¬)

Anyway, Karkat ultimately makes a speech: he doesn’t say he’ll be the best president, but that whichever one wins, it will set a precedent on the matter of troll reproductive rights that will last for a very long time. Jane is, necessarily, far more concerned with nice appearances than doing right:

KARKAT: NO MATTER HOW NICE SHE WAS WHEN YOU WERE KIDS, HER DEDICATION TO THE APPEARANCE OF THAT “NICENESS” HAS ALREADY LED HER DOWN A PATH OF CORRUPTION AND DUPLICITY.

KARKAT: BECAUSE WHEN YOU LIVE INSIDE A SKIN THAT’S A LIE, YOU’LL EITHER GROW TO FIT IT, OR COLLAPSE UNDER THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF YOUR OWN SHIT-SPEWING COGNITIVE DISSONANCE.

KARKAT: TRUST ME, I FUCKING KNOW, BECAUSE I USED TO SPEW AN UNTOLD AMOUNT OF SHIT.

I think this is well put. I think it gets to the heart of a lot of things, that this story is talking about, apart from the free will/alternate possibilities stuff...

Anyway, that wins Jake over to their side.

chapter 31

Back to Terezi eating weird things in space. (Nice!)

Do god tiers need to eat? ...come to think of it, Terezi never actually went god tier.

Anyway, Terezi and John have a heart to heart. About the doomed timeline... and about Vriska. Terezi refers to the Remem8er flash, where she found a connection with the Terezi from the Game Over timeline.

TEREZI: TH4TS WHY 1M OUT H3R3

TEREZI: YOU S33...  

TEREZI: TH4T DOOM3D T3R3Z1 M1SS3D VR1SK4 *SO* MUCH, 1T W4S L1K3 4 HOL3 1N H3R H34RT

TEREZI: 1 R3M3MB3R TH3 W4Y SH3 F3LT, B3C4US3 ON3 T1M3, 4LL H3R M3MOR13S C4M3 FLOOD1NG B4CK

TEREZI: 1 3V3N GOT TO S33 WH4T H4PP3N3D WH3N SH3 D13D

TEREZI: SH3 4ND 4NOTH3R VR1SK4 GHOST F1N4LLY FOUND 34CH OTH3R

TEREZI: 1T M4D3 M3 SO H4PPY G3TT1NG TO F33L TH4T, 4S 1F 1T W4S ON3 OF MY OWN M3MOR13S

TEREZI: 1T JUST R31NFORC3D TH3 F33L1NG TH4T TH3R3 W4S SOM3TH1NG SP3C14L B3TW33N US

TEREZI: 4ND 1 JUST K3PT H4NG1NG ON TO TH4T B3L13F, R1GHT UP UNT1L...  

TEREZI: OH, 1 DONT KNOW

TEREZI: NOW???

TEREZI: 1V3 PR4CT1C4LLY D3VOT3D MY L1F3 TO C3RT41N M3MOR13S, TO TH3 1D34 TH4T TWO P3OPL3 C4N B3 M34NT TO B3 W1TH 34CH OTH3R ON SOM3 COSM1C L3V3L, 3V3N 1F TH3Y 4LW4YS S33M TO G3T 34CH OTH3R 1NTO TROUBL3

TEREZI: 4LL TH4T 1NV3STM3NT, 4LL TH4T S34RCH1NG...  

TEREZI: 4ND FOR *WH4T*?

TEREZI: OV3R 4 SW33P TOG3TH3R, 4ND SH3 JUST D1S4PP34RS 1NTO THE VO1D 4G41N?!

TEREZI: WH4T 4 HUG3 B1TCH

T_T

Anyway, this gets to the crux of the matter: Earth C may supposedly be paradise, but it doesn’t feel like it for either of them. To quote a certain book series, “perhaps some people just don’t have the knack of being happy”.

Anyway, Terezi can’t bear to part with John just yet - so she offers to take a look at his tooth wound. There’s a very funny moment where alt-Calliope narrates the blade drawing in a way so as to personally antagonise Dirk, who is pissed.

Terezi removes the poisonous tooth and then dresses John’s wound - I’ll be interested to hear from @drc4ble if her wound care is up to snuff. Then they have post-surgery makeouts.

Literally any even slightly intimate moment lol (or even a fight)... I miss feeling able to be that affectionate with people.

Although this is a het scene, it actually feels surprisingly... not het. idk. Not sure how to clarify that.

alt-Calliope, I guess, hasn’t lost her obsession with shipping and intimacy from when she was small. She claims she’s merely allowing John to perceive his “true” thoughts - and that’s why he’s being so bold. But that involves a decision, right, about which of his thoughts are “true”?

chapter 32

Apparently “proximity to a black hole”, a proxy for void, renders Roxy’s internal monologue perceptible to alt-Calliope, even though it wouldn’t normally be for those “on a higher textual plane”.

as for alt-Calliope, narrated as Jade:

looking beyond the wall she faces, and beyond everything past it, through the very fabric of narrative itself. they scan the ciliary veins of pacing, motivation, foreshadowing, irony—a continuum that has been upended by the prince’s interference. 

Dirk and alt-Calliope are back to arguing in the narration - about how diverse the crowds are, for example. Dirk dismisses alt-Calliope’s narration as “fake-woke”.

Anyway, despite Dirk’s needling in the narration, Roxy and Dave have a well-observed conversation about like, figuring out your gay/trans/nb/etc, coming out and so forth. Dave talks about like, various stages of more-or-less-ironic self-denial. Dirk gets increasingly irate at the discussion of gender and sexuality that doesn’t lead straightforwardly into like, clear-cut relationships.

Also he’s preparing to assassinate Jake. Unable to force his thoughts into narration, he just speaks out loud, and I guess alt-Calliope reports his words.

Dirk starts climbing the bell tower. Alt-Calliope tries various means to stop him: narrating that his feet feel heavy - he monologues that he has determination to get past this - dropping a bell on him - he monologues that he’s destroying the bell with his sword. Then they just dismiss him as boring...

Alt-Calliope resorts to warning Dave of the assassination attempt. This is turning into Death Note here... “ah, but what you didn’t realise is...” type shit stacking on top of each other. Dave stands in front of Jake, which would be a Heroic death, something Dirk isn’t willing to expose him to. But Dirk’s gun isn’t loaded with bullets, but with... tranq darts. But moreover, he was misleading us as to his intentions.

He wasn’t going to shoot Jake at all. He was going to shoot alt-Calliope/Jade... giving him back control over the narration!

That was interesting though. Cherubs are fuckin’ weird, I’ll totally concede. Still not sure what makes them tick. What they idealize, what they really want. It all comes across to me as a little cloying. Perfection to them is a sweetness beyond comprehension. Sugar so potent it’s poison to us. To our bodies, to our souls. Like the place she was operating from was a realm of self-construction. A bubble of pure, phantasmal confection.

Well, I for one have had enough of that goddamn toothache. I’m back in the protein saddle, motherfuckers. I’m clacking my tongs, and the charcoal is hot.

Now who’s hungry for meat?

Epilogue 5, in toto

So this is just a ludicrously meta version of Death Note now? ok, ok...

Dirk has essentially taken the role of Caliborn, in terms of representing one of two poles of what Homestuck is “about”. Where Caliborn was about tedious masculinity and over the top carnage, Dirk seems to want plots: plans unfolding, some kind of big elegant modernist [that may be incorrect] construction where everything is “in its proper place” according to an artistic vision.

alt-Calliope now seems to want to tell a story about the personal, about complex but ultimately happy relationships, and of course to let these characters fulfil ‘their own will’, somehow...

[aristotleblinked]

The Black Book

@balloonarcade I have no idea how I let you talk me into these things, but here you go, chapter one of this terrible crackfic. Believe it or not, it actually has a plot.

Chapter 1

(AN: balloonarcade requested I give her all the lemons I got, so I am going to give her so many lemons she can open up her own lemonade stand, give the lemonade away for free, and still make a profit. If you’re a Catholic, I’ll put warnings up, so you can cover your eyes and scroll past those parts. That way God won’t be mad at you for looking at porn, and burn your house down.)

Drift had gotten his leg stuck in a trap, a bear trap! He tried to pry open the bars, but the trap wouldn't budge! He was stuck. He had only been in there for five minutes, and the Robot vultures were already circling. Those Robo-Bastards wanted to eat his circuits Drift thought furiously. He had to get out of there, before they got any closer!! He struggled to no avail. 

“Nooo!” Drifted cried because it hurt to have something biting your leg, even if it wasn't alive! “I can't die like this! I haven't found out the rest of the plot, and I haven't accomplished my dream, building a giant fort with a water park inside!”

Then gunshots flew near his head, coming so close it nearly kills him, but it only grazed him. “Watch where you're shooting! I am already nearly dead. You don't need to add to that.” Drift shouted madly, his camera orbs glaring at the baka who didn't know how to properly gunsafety!

The shooter was big and red. He was handsome, like Chris Pratt, but a metal guy.

He twirled his still smoking gun in his hand. He raised a superior eyebrow “You should look again. I don't think you'll be perishing anymore.” He said smugly. The mechette looked back at his leg, it was still in the trap, it still hurts, ow. He looked at the sky, the vultures were dead in a circle around him. “How did you shoot them by aiming so close to my head, if they were still in the sky?” Drifting asked confused.

The red stranger rubbed some dirt off his coat, it was space leather. “I'm just that good.” He sneered. “I can shoot anything, upside down, underwater, backwards! I never miss, that's why people call me Straight Shot.” (A/N: This is funny, because he's gay!!)

The gearette looked dubiously at him with his glowing orbs, he couldn’t shoot death, who was a mech named Mortilus here. Drift shook his head, that guy was crazy, but he was undeniably cool. Drift took out his own gun, and shot the trap off his leg. He didn't use it before, because his brother gave him that gun, before being murdered by the evil guy. It had sentimental value, and Robot Vultures eat misery, so they would have eaten his gun. Then he'd have to squeeze it out, and that'd be gross.

The red headed stranger looked at him in disgust. “That was my trap you blew off! I had a key. Now, how am I supposed to catch the evil guy?” He waved his gun around, sexily.

Drift was sullenly, mad. He bet this guy never had to worry about people trying to eat his gun. Drift knew he was only mad, because the red hottie was right, but that only made him madder. He pointed to his holy leg. “Well you can't have liked it that much, if you were just leaving it around! I stepped in it, and now my blood is getting everywhere, It's even on you!!”

The redette really did have it on his hands, he has been caught pink handed.  He snarled back furious “Well, you can't have liked your blood that much if you were just leaving it laying around, like that.” He stormed off behind the big rocks, not the little ones.

Drift wanted to punch him in his stupid, beautiful face, but he was after the evil guy too, that means they had to work together.

Drift had to plug these holes before he got too tired to move. He got out some Hello Kitty band aids and put them on the wounds. He has a lot of them, so he managed to cover them all. The Hello Kitty ones were his favorite (A/N: They are mine too!) He was fine now, and he ran to catch up to the stranger.

Drift ran really, really fast and ran past him, because he was running so fast, so he had to run in reverse for a while until he saw him again. The mystery mech groaned when he saw Drift “What my trap wasn't enough for you? Do you want to shoot my gun too?” He yelled. He clutched his gun against his chest protectively.  Wow, he really cares about his guns, like me. We have so much in common. The Drivette sighed “Look I am sorry, I should have waited, but I was scared of the vultures!”

His amazing face twisted in confusion “The dead vultures?”

The machinette spread his arms wide. “Never mind that look around you! Another day the evil guy is free is another day that our planet is dying! I don't want to move!!!”

The Planet was really dying, it was opening holes under people's feet, so they fell in and got lost, because nobody has made maps of the inside of the world!

The gunmech snorted in silent contempt. “Everyone knows that! I lost my other, other, other, big gun in a huge hole yesterday! Someone should fill them up.”

Drifty wiggled “You get it right! The evil guy is making the holes, so we gotta stop him, before we lose someone important like the president. Let's work together to defeat him.”

The hotmech screamed “No! I will stop him myself! I will, because he killed my brother. I'll get him first, because my reasons are better than yours!!!”

Drift screamed back, but louder “He killed my brother too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

This was so sad the animals stopped making noise, because two dead brothers is a lot. The lone red mech looked surprised, but swiveled and said “That evil guy is really bad! We gotta stop him before he kills everyone's brothers!” He put his gun up, so Drift took his out and they tapped them, just the tip, like at the fancy parties with the toasts, but cooler!

“My name is Sideswipe.”

“Mine's Drift!”

This music starts playing the background.

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                                                  For Now!!!!

(A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed it. Please R&R. I have already started chapter 2, so I might be able to post it really soon. Sorry there weren’t any lemons yet balloon, but relationships take time!

I made a relationship poll! It’s right here on my blog, but if you’re reading this you can see the poll! So you guys can can vote on who you think Drift should end up with! It was really hard to give you guys options without spoiling you, but I think I nailed it! You can submit a vote everyday, so if there is anyone you really want to see, you can tip the scales in your favor.

I can’t guarantee he’ll end up with any of them, but I’ll think about it, before I do what I want.)

chapter 2

[arplis]

Arplis - News: 2020-04-27

I am hooked, HOOK I tell you on the new Netflix documentary Tiger King: Muder, Mayhem and Madness.  It has become one of the most talked about show and you can imagine the memes that have come from it.  Check out this list of the BEST Netflix’s Tiger King memes and also a dedicated Carole Baskin memes post! Not only do we have some of the best memes to come from this show but also some of the best, shocking and even funny quotes.  Here is a list of some of my favorite and SHOCKING Netflix Tiger King quotes & Joe Exotic Quotes!  And don’t forget about the Tiger King game: Cards Against That B!tch CaroleTiger King game: Cards Against That B!tch Carole! Netflix Tiger King Quotes Animal people are nuts, man. The big cat people are backstabbing pieces of s$%&. I went to work every day prepared to die in a tiger cage. There are more captive tigers in the US today then there are in the wild throughout the world. He’s a completely insane, gay, gun toting, drug addict, fanatic. It’s a place where all the misfits can come together and be with the king of the misfits. I’ve never experienced anything like Joe Exotic. If he ever had an enemy in his life it was Carol Baskin. You see how they can go from being so sweet to wanting to tear your face off. They are creating the problem while we are fixing the problem. Carol is the Mother Teresa of cats. The animals rights people keep saying I can’t have these tigers. The most notorious cub breeding operation is Doc Antle. Carol wants to be the last one standing. We had an employee who stuck her arm through the cage and a tiger tore her arm off. Our mission is to give these animals a fighting chance. I sold drugs to maintain my animal habit. Animals don’t judge you. Doc Antle is my mentor in the animal industry. Hey all you cool cats and kittens. He is good at getting what he wants out of things, people and animals. She’s got a missing husband that is supposedly buried on her property. 20 year old murders don’t get solved. The last day I saw Don he told me he was done and divorcing her. He was afraid of her and we weren’t exactly sure why. She is an angel sent straight from hell and one day you will find out. The music video about Carol Baskin called ‘Here Kitty Kitty’. These tigers have such an acidic stomach that when you give them a whole turkey, there are no bones that come out. Thre is a God, her name is karma, she has a sick sense of humor. Those who do things in a certain way, whether on purpose or accidently, get rich. We all feel carol knows more than she is telling. I’m taking Carol on because everyone else is scared to. I use my music as an escape from reality. He wanted to be famous more than anything else he wanted in life. Carol had him by the balls and he hated her. I know she is panting hard, she is having a cub. What do you know about Jeff Lowe? As soon as he got the zoo in his name, the evil side of Jeff and Lauren came out. Jeff Lowe stole the zoo. It wasn’t a zoo anymore, it was nothing but a big scam. Make America Exotic Again. Jeff fired half the staff when he walked through the door. He used the Walmart donation program to lower the food costs. [On Joe’s Pizza] That’s how we take care of ISIS, right there buddy. I’m as gay as a 3 dollar bill. Joe was being dragged around and no one was going in there to rescue him. If someone wanted to kill you, they would put sardine oil all over you. Travis was a pothead from hell. Neither Travis nor John were gay. Two months after my son died, he married Dylan. The cats are my responsiblity no matter who owns the zoo. I still think she deserves to sit in jail for killing her husband. Why does an innocent guy buy a burner phone? Joe just wanted to put the zoo in someones name and continue to be the Tiger Queen, I mean Tiger King. He thought he was more powerful than anybody cause he was tiger king but that was all in his head. Joe Exotic is going down. Joe used money from the zoo running for both President and Governer. If you want information against Joe, return the call. I signed up as a confidential informant. They don’t want you, they want Joe. I know something was going to come down sooner or later cause Jeff and James are conartist buddies. You would’ve thought they just caught Ted Bundy. I want to get away from this Joe Exotic haunted place. Let me show and tell the whole thing. I’m in a cage. You know why animals dies in cages? Their soul dies. They say you can’t get nothing done with a monkey on your back so you put them on your front. I euthanized 5 tigers. I was almost strategic to bring on all these charges at the same time. Jeff Lowe is a very skilled con-man. Joe took the stand and I don’t think that is anything anyone expected. Jeff Lowe set him up. They call it set up, I call it investigate. Here is the problem with Kings, they get use to making all the rules. I ran that zoo for 14 years, why would they not want to talk to me? Guilty. They all got what they wanted, the Tiger King in jail, in a cage. It’s worse than what you could ever treat an animal. That was definitely a champagne and brie evening. I was thrilled and relieved with the outcome. Tim finally figured out that Jeff Lowe don’t have any money. Nobody wins. Everyone involved is a so called animal advocate. Not a single animal benefitted from this war. Everyone has lost in this. We’ve completely lost sight of what matters here and that is the conservation and preservation of these animals. Are the animals happy? Who knows. The post 85+ SHOCKING Netflix Tiger King Quotes appeared first on Guide 4 Moms. #Entertainment

Arplis - News source https://arplis.com/blogs/news/2020-04-27

[happyhealerlove]

I am YOUR GOD, GUNS AND GAYS  President. Funny, how when you get to the truth of what matters, how things before that were against each other now seems in a perfect union. God bless you all! Lets fight for a future worth living in because you matter! #HH4UShttps://happyhealerforpresident.com/blog/f/they-want-your-freedoms-guns-speech-unity-more-under-attack#HappyHealer#ForPresidentOfTheUNitedStatesOfAmerica#POTUS#RaceForTheWhiteHouse#RAceForHumanRights#AmeircansWinningWithLoveForAmericans#ForAFutureWorthFightingFor#BecauseYouMatter#AndforALifeWorthLiving

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200: My crush’s name is: I don’t actually have a crush anymore😂😂199: I was born in: June198: I am really: weird197: My cellphone company is: Vodafone - it works where i go on holiday so it does me just fine 😂196: My eye color is: it changes - like sometimes its blue, green, grey and a mixture of blue and green - it’s weird .195: My shoe size is: 3 or 4 (5 at a push)194: My ring size is: I’ve never actually had it measured so idk 😂😂193: My height is: 5ft 5 - I’m growing lads!!!192: I am allergic to: waterproof plasters, bee/wasp stings (only mildly though - like i won’t die but just turn into a massive red ball), some soaps, most makeups, chalk and face paint.191: My 1st car was: I can’t even drive yet 😂😂190: My 1st job was: I don’t know if you would class this as a job but for my work experience, I worked at a cafe for two weeks. 189: Last book you read: Jane Eyre (one of my faves)188: My bed is: single - like me😉😂187: My pet: (s) two cats, (which my mum named) one called Mike and the other called Matt. I also have a pony called William (Billy for short)186: My best friend: @paigexxixo @sdmn-md @minibaeminter @wroetoredman @line-sidemen @mintersmini @wroetojill and a girl from irl called Catherine - i couldn’t choose one so have a few of my faves185: My favorite shampoo is: John Frieda Frizz Ease184: Xbox or ps3: PS3 cos I haven’t played XBox183: Piggy banks are: expensive bacon182: In my pockets: by Morrie (who kinda sounds like Marzia which is kinda scary?)181: On my calendar: is my exams😂180: Marriage is: okay? I haven’t had my wedding yet so I don’t know?179: Spongebob can: dance the best.178: My mom: likes to name animals weird names. 😂177: The last three songs I bought were? A candle, some chocolates and a shock absorber.176: Last YouTube video watched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSAeOhCrv_s175: How many cousins do you have? About 14 give or take 😂 174: Do you have any siblings? One - my sister (she’s 17 - 2 years older than me)173: Are your parents divorced? Nope.172: Are you taller than your mom? I’m the same height maybe a lil smaller 😂 171: Do you play an instrument? Not currently, no. But I can play the drums, recorder and piano/keyboard (not perfectly but alright)170: What did you do yesterday? I played in two tournaments and had a back massage.[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: Idk 😂😂 168: Luck: Yeah I guess.167: Fate: Yeah. 166: Yourself: Mm not all the time 😂😂 165: Aliens: Yeah.164: Heaven: Yeah.163: Hell: Yeah.162: God: Yeah definitely.161: Horoscopes: Some.160: Soul mates: I guess? 😂 159: Ghosts: Yeah.158: Gay Marriage: YES! UNFOLLOW ME AS I DO NOT CARE, I BELIEVE IN EVERYONE HAS RIGHTS TO MARRY WHO THEY WANT, WHEN THEY WANT FIGHT ME IF YOU WANT!!157: War: Definitely not! 156: Orbs: Yeah I guess?155: Magic: Some 😂 [ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs153: Drunk or High: Neither - I don’t do either of them.152: Phone or Online: Depends.151: Red heads or Black haired: Both are equally as cute150: Blondes or Brunettes: Both are equally as cute149: Hot or cold: Warm.148: Summer or winter: Winter147: Autumn or Spring: AUTUMN! IT’S THE BEST SEASON EVER!!!!!!!146: Chocolate or vanilla: Both together cos I’m a weirdo like that 😂😂 145: Night or Day: Night - I love looking at the stars tho I do like to cloud watch from time to time144: Oranges or Apples: Apples.143: Curly or Straight hair: Straight142: McDonalds or Burger King: Maccy D’s all the way😂😂 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Not really a fan of chocolate if I’m honest 😂😂 140: Mac or PC: PC for generic stuff, Mac for editing139: Flip flops or high heals: Neither.138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Ugly and rich so I can give money to charity etc137: Coke or Pepsi: Neither136: Hillary or Obama: Obama135: Burried or cremated: Either, I don’t care I’ll be dead 😂134: Singing or Dancing: Neither 😂😂133: Coach or Chanel: ??132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: ??131: Small town or Big city: Both130: Wal-Mart or Target: Neither 😂😂129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Both are hilarious 😂128: Manicure or Pedicure: Neither 😂127: East Coast or West Coast: ??126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Both?125: Chocolate or Flowers: FLOWERS!!124: Disney or Six Flags: DISNEY!!123: Yankees or Red Sox: ??[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: shouldn’t be a thing.121: George Bush: needs to grow up.120: Gay Marriage: I FULLY SUPPORT IT - UNFOLLOW ME IF YOU WANT!119: The presidential election: irdk? I don’t watch it.118: Abortion: it’s people’s choice117: MySpace: ??116: Reality TV: don’t watch it115: Parents: some do a lot more than others to provide for the kiddas114: Back stabbers: fuck you, ain’t nobody stabbing me in the back113: Ebay: it’s cool, you literally can get anything and everything off of it112: Facebook: it’s okay?111: Work: as in job? do what you wanna do, not what your mum or dad says.110: My Neighbors: very funny. 109: Gas Prices: you make my grades jealous - going up.108: Designer Clothes: i don’t really where designer 😂😂107: College: i like the look of the one I’m intending to go106: Sports: I LOVE THEM (except netball, benchball and basketball - please don’t hate me, i’m just short and i struggle 😂😂)105: My family: they are okay, just fam really.104: The future:i don’t tend to think much of it, i just let it happen 😂😂[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: like 10 mins ago102: Last time you ate: like an hour ago101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: A guy called Daniel (I didn’t see him until last week but I didn’t see him since November)100: Cried in front of someone: Idk 😂 99: Went to a movie theater: Last year - to watch Finding Dory98: Took a vacation: idk 😂 97: Swam in a pool: last year 😂 96: Changed a diaper: never 😂 95: Got my nails done: last august for a wedding - never again94: Went to a wedding: the same wedding 93: Broke a bone: two years ago 92: Got a peircing: two years ago91: Broke the law: never 😂 90: Texted: half an hour ago[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: lots of people 😂😂 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my bed 😂 87: The last movie I saw: Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2 - Ik i’m a kid at heart, don’t judge 😂 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: leaving school85: The thing im not looking forward to: my exams and tomorrow84: People call me: lodes of shit, I ain’t gonna name ‘em all but some people know what they say.83: The most difficult thing to do is: waking up in a morning82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope81: My zodiac sign is: Cancer80: The first person i talked to today was: Mike - the cat but if we talking about people - my dad 😂😂 79: First time you had a crush: 3 years ago78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: nobody, i’m very open 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: idk 😂😂 76: Right now I am talking to: @paigexxixo  about bridge to terabithia 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: hopefully a graphics designer74: I have/will get a job: hopefully soon73: Tomorrow: school72: Today: sleep71: Next Summer: be fit70: Next Weekend: hopefully ask one of my friends from tennis their details69: I have these pets: cats and pony68: The worst sound in the world: nails dragging on chalk board, people smacking lips, people clicking pens, people shouting, people crying, people laughing, gun shots, explosions etc67: The person that makes me cry the most is: nobody 😂😂 66: People that make you happy: I could list forever65: Last time I cried: earlier - i was watching a vid of these boys crying and it just gets to me64: My friends are: lodes of people - most i have listed before63: My computer is: an acer62: My School: ??61: My Car: Audi A3 2010 model 1.6l?60: I lose all respect for people who: are homophobic, transphobic etc, people who hurt animals and people etc59: The movie I cried at was: ?? 58: Your hair color is: blonde57: TV shows you watch: that 70′s show, merlin, sherlock, heartland, doctor who, phineas and ferb, spongebob, tom and jerry, loony tunes56: Favorite web site: idk 😂😂 55: Your dream vacation: Guernsey, Jersey, Rome or Geneva54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when i either broke my arm,  or when i fell off a horse and dislocated my knee and cracked two of my ribs or when i fell off a different horse and almost broke my back53: How do you like your steak cooked: i don’t eat meat or fish 😂😂 52: My room is: 8 year old me’s bad desicion51: My favorite celebrity is: Johnny Depp50: Where would you like to be: some place else49: Do you want children: not particularly48: Ever been in love: nope47: Who’s your best friend: lodes of people46: More guy friends or girl friends: guy friends45: One thing that makes you feel great is: people44: One person that you wish you could see right now: @paigexxixo or @sdmn-md43: Do you have a 5 year plan: nope 😂 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: nope 😂 41: Have you pre-named your children: nope😂 40: Last person I got mad at: *people: Looserpool 39: I would like to move to: either Guernsey, Jersey or Geneva38: I wish I was a professional: tennis player or sleeper 😂 [ My Favorites ]37: Candy: Caramac36: Vehicle: Car (Tesla Model S P100D)35: President: Obama34: State visited: none - I’ve never left England33: Cellphone provider: Vodafone32: Athlete: Jessica Ennis-Hill31: Actor: Johnny Depp/Leo DiCaprio/Patrick Stewart30: Actress: Emma Stone29: Singer: ??28: Band: ??27: Clothing store: ??26: Grocery store: ??25: TV show: I have lodes24: Movie: I have lodes23: Website: I have lodes22: Animal: I love them all21: Theme park: I’ve only ever been to Flamingo Land20: Holiday: Yorkshire Dales or Whitby19: Sport to watch: Football (Soccer)18: Sport to play: Tennis17: Magazine: ??16: Book: Either Jane Eyre or I Capture The Castle15: Day of the week: Saturday14: Beach: idk 😂😂 13: Concert attended: I’ve never been to one 😂 12: Thing to cook: I like to cook all sorts 😂 11: Food: I like all sorts 😂 10: Restaurant: ??9: Radio station: ??8: Yankee candle scent: idk 😂 7: Perfume: idk 😂 6: Flower: Rose, Lily or blossom5: Color: Red or black4: Talk show host: ??3: Comedian: Michael McIntyre, Jack Whitehall, Peter Kay or Russell Howard2: Dog breed: Border Collie1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yes!!!!

[ulyssesredux]

Cyclops

Thanks Carrier I will be in Maryland this afternoon for a major investigation into VOTER FRAUD, including those registered to vote who are dead and many for a long time. I like best about Rex Tillerson is that he has vast experience at dealing successfully with all types of foreign governments. Spent time with Indiana Governor Mike Pence and family yesterday. I made a lot of colleen bawns going about with temperance beverages and selling medals and oranges and lemonade and a few old dry buns, gob, he spat a Red bank oyster out of him and Joe and little Alf round him like a father, trying to come back. It will only get worse.

Hillary's wars in the Middle-East. And what was it only that bloody old pantaloon Denis Breen in his bathslippers with two bloody big books tucked under his oxter and the wife beside him and Corny Kelleher with his wall eye looking in as they went past, talking to him in Irish and the old dog seeing the tin was empty starts mousing around by Joe and me. That's quite true. How did NBC get an exclusive look into the top secret report he Obama was presented? Lady Godiva, The Lily of Killarney, Balor of the Evil Eye, the Green Hills of Tallaght, Croagh Patrick, the brewery of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company Limited, Lough Neagh's banks, the vale of Ovoca, Isolde's tower, the Mapas obelisk, Sir Patrick Dun's hospital, Cape Clear, the glen of Aherlow, Lynch's castle, the Scotch house, Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown, Tullamore jail, Castleconnel rapids, Kilballymacshonakill, the cross at Monasterboice, Jury's Hotel, S. Patrick's Purgatory, the Salmon Leap, Maynooth college refectory, Curley's hole, the three birthplaces of the first duke of Wellington, the rock of Cashel, the bog of Allen, the Henry Street Warehouse, Fingal's Cave—all these moving scenes are still there for us today rendered more beautiful still by the waters of sorrow which have passed over them and by the rich incrustations of time. —I had half a crown myself, says Terry. Says little Alf.

Thank you to Ford for scrapping a new plant in Mexico and creating 700 new jobs in the U.S.

—And here she is, says Alf.

Wow, the ratings are in and Arnold Schwarzenegger got swamped or destroyed by comparison to the ratings machine, DJT. Small whisky and bottle of Allsop.

Hillary's been failing for 30 years-why didn't she do them? I to myself I knew he was uneasy in his two pints off of Joe and one in Slattery's off in his mind to get off the mark to hundred shillings is five quid and when they were in the dark horse pisser Burke was telling me in the hotel Pisser was telling me in the hotel the wife used to be stravaging about the landings Bantam Lyons told me that was stopping there at two in the morning without a stitch on her, blind drunk in her royal palace every night of God, old Vic, with her jorum of mountain dew and her coachman carting her up body and bones to roll into bed and she pulling him by the white chief woman, the great squaw Victoria, with a strong push from Crooked Hillary, who tried so hard, was unable to pass the Bar Exams in Washington D.C.

Made all of my friends and supporters in Virginia.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

May in Washington in the Spring.

#Debate One of my first primary victory, to discuss terror and the horrible events of yesterday.

Hundred to five.

Bill Kristol has been wrong for 2yrs-an embarrassed loser, but if I win, all of the wonderful speakers including my wife, Melania, will be speaking in great detail on numerous other topics! Biggest of all crowds expected, see you there! Impervious to fear is Rory's son: he of the pleasant countenance. —Na bacleis, says the citizen,—Beg your pardon, says he.

I have not heard any of the pundits or commentators discussing the fact that I want guns brought into the school classroom. But fear not, the dishonest media report the facts! We will bring back our dreams!

—Ah, well, says Joe.

God, he gave him one last puck in the wind, Queensberry rules and all, made him puke what he never ate. But fear not, the dishonest media of incredible information provided by WikiLeaks.

It is being reported by virtually everyone, and is a fact, says John Wyse.

I call him.

Bristow, at Whitehall lane, London: Carr, Stoke Newington, of gastritis and heart disease: Cockburn, at the Winter White House Mar-a-Lago for our great country. When is long John going to hang that fellow in charge for obstructing the thoroughfare with his brooms and ladders.

Looking forward to a speedy recovery for George and Barbara Bush, both hospitalized.

—Three cheers for Israel!

That's the whole secret. HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY-MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! —Eh, mister! Wow, the Republican Convention had blown up with e-mails. It will only go further down under Clinton. Mine host came forth at the summons, girding him with his tabard. The metrical system of the canine tribe whose stertorous gasps announced that he is not compos mentis.

Hundred to five! Then he was telling us there was an ancient Hebrew Zaretsky or something weeping in the witnessbox with his hat on with a shoehorn.

Tarbarrels and bonfires were lighted along the coastline of the four masters his evangelical symbol, a bogoak sceptre, a North American puma a far nobler king of beasts than the British article, be it said in passing, a Kerry calf and a golden eagle from Carrantuohill. Heading to Pennsylvania for rest of day and night! A GREAT GUY!

Bernie Sanders has been treated terribly by the Democrats-the system is rigged. Terrible! This very moment. So servest thou the king's messengers God shield His Majesty! Says he, snivelling, the finest purest character. The joint statement of former presidential candidates John McCain & Lindsey Graham is wrong-they are sadly weak on immigration. Look forward to going to Indiana on Thursday to make a better deal for the Cuban people, the Cuban/American people and the U.S. And lo, as they quaffed their cup of joy, a godlike messenger came swiftly in, radiant as the eye of heaven, a comely hero of white face yet withal somewhat ruddy, his majesty's counsel learned in the law, and with all that money spent against me!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! And the bloody dog: After him, boy! If Cory Booker is the future of our country.

Crooked Hillary Clinton will be a disaster America is proud to stand shoulder-to-shoulder w/a free & ind UK.

—We are a long time. —Repeat that dose, says Joe. Could a swim duck?

If he doesn't he should drop out of race. —For the old woman of Prince's street, says the citizen. Our economy will sing again. Larches, firs, all the trees of the conifer family are going fast. The fat heap he married is a nice old phenomenon with a back on her like a ballalley. Gob, there's many a true word spoken in jest. From the reports of eyewitnesses it transpires that the seismic waves were accompanied by a violent atmospheric perturbation of cyclonic character.

#VoteTrump Don't reward Mitt Romney, who let us all down, is now telling the Republican Party can come together and win this election. Then sloping off with his five quid without putting up a pint of stuff like a man. When I said in an interview that Putin is not going into Ukraine, you can mark it down, I am the only candidate who is self-funding.

Hillary Clinton raked in money from regimes that horribly oppress women and gays & refuses to speak out against Radical Islam.

News/Washington Post Poll, Hillary Clinton has bad judgement.

The proceedings then terminated.

Can't believe these totally phoney stories, 100% made up by women many already proven false and pushed big time by press, have impact! And J.J. and the citizen arguing about law and history with Bloom sticking in an odd word. Where is he till I murder him? Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice … but at least he tried hard! Bernie voters who want to fix our rigged system and bring back our jobs. Isn't this a ridiculous shame? Walking about with his book and pencil here's my head and my heels are coming till Joe Cuffe gave him the tip.

Isn't it a shame that the person who will have by far the most delegates and many millions more votes/hundreds more dels than Cruz or Kasich, and yet am not being treated properly by the Republican Party. I will be going to New Hampshire today, home of my first primary victory, to discuss terror and the horrible events of yesterday. 8 MILLION. —Well, says J.J., a postcard is publication.

The V.P. a joke!

Says I. I declare to my antimacassar if you took up a straw from the bloody floor and if you said to Bloom: Look at, Bloom.

100% wrong along with Obama, is now telling the Republican Party.

—He's a bloody ruffian, I say, to take away poor little Willy, poor little Willy Dignam? —Isn't he a cousin of Bloom the dentist?

And says Bob Doran.

It has been a highlight of my stay in Indiana. I will beat Hillary! Looks like yet another terrorist attack, this time in Pakistan, targeting Christian women & children. —Still running, says he. A new apostle to the gentiles, says the citizen, coming over here to Ireland filling the country with her e-mails AFTER they were subpoenaed by the United States for years.

Just returned from Pensacola, Florida, where the crowd was incredible. Collector of bad and doubtful debts. That ends when I am President! The maids of honour, Miss Larch Conifer and Miss Spruce Conifer, sisters of the bride, wore very becoming costumes in the same place for the past five years. Lyin’ Ted & others are being removed! Why? So funny, Crooked Hillary and Tim Kaine on 60 Minutes. He will be greatly strengthened and our borders will be strong. He let out that Myler was on the beer to run up the odds and he swatting all the time I'm told those jewies does have a sort of a queer odour coming off them for dogs about I don't know Putin, have no deals in Russia, and the children of Peter Nolasco: and therewith from Carmel mount the children of Peter Nolasco: and therewith from Carmel mount the children of Elijah prophet led by Albert bishop and by Teresa of Avila, calced and other: and friars, brown and grey, sons of poor Francis, capuchins, cordeliers, minimes and observants and the daughters of Clara: and the said purchaser, his heirs, successors, trustees and assigns of the one part and the said purchaser but shall be and remain and be held to be the president! Don't be talking! So he starts telling us about corporal punishment and about the crew of tars and officers and rearadmirals drawn up in cocked hats and the parson with his protestant bible to witness punishment and a young lad brought out, howling for his ma, and they swore by the name of Moses Herzog over there near Heytesbury street. They ought to have stuck up all the plans according to the evidence so help them God and kiss the book. A GREAT GUY!

What is your nation if I may ask?

Someone that has nothing better to do ought to write a letter pro bono publico to the papers about the muzzling order for a dog the like of that.

You what?

Top suspect in Paris massacre, Salah Abdeslam, who also knew of the Brussels attack, is no longer a Bernie Sanders political revolution. Obama’s VA Secretary just said we shouldn't measure wait times. Really good meeting, great chemistry. Because, you see, about this insurance of poor Dignam's. Busy day planned in New York-a one night stay in Scotland.

Very much enjoyed my tour of the Smithsonian's National Museum of African American History and Culture … A great job done by the RNC and all.

How dare you, sir, I'll make no order for payment. I won't mention any names, says Alf, chucking out the rhino. It was so great being in Nebraska last week.

I will say about Rep. Never met former Defense Secretary Robert Gates.

How bad is the New York Times—the most inaccurate coverage constantly. Was there to support son Clinton is trying to say that he would respect the results of—during a general election.

—En ventre sa mère, says J.J.—Do you call that a man?

—Because, you see.

—Yes, says Bloom. Spent time with Indiana Governor Mike Pence and family yesterday.

—But, says Bloom. True for you, says Joe.

What is going on in the papers about flogging on the training ships at Portsmouth. France and Spain, the wild geese. Merry Christmas and a very decent man, was just charged with assaulting a reporter.

—As treeless as Portugal we'll be soon, says John Wyse.

I will fix it, they do the typical political thing and BLAME.

And last, beneath a canopy of cloth of gold came the reverend Father O'Flynn attended by Malachi and Patrick.

With his name in Stubbs's. —You? A rump and dozen, was scarified, flayed and curried, yelled like bloody hell, the third largest harbour in the wide world with a fleet of masts of the Galway Lynches and the Cavan O'Reillys and the O'Kennedys of Dublin when the earl of Desmond could make a treaty with the emperor Charles the Fifth himself. Says Joe, God between us and harm. Be tough, R's!

And Bloom explaining he meant on account of the … And then he starts with his jawbreakers about phenomenon and science and this phenomenon and the other learned professions. The new joke in town is that Russia leaked the disastrous DNC e-mails and DNC disrespect. Heenan and Sayers was only a bloody fool to it. He let out that Myler was on the beer to run up the odds and he swatting all the time I'm told those jewies does have a sort of a queer odour coming off them for dogs about I don't know what to do with a wedding reception.

We want no more strangers in our house.

Just cannot believe a judge would put our country in such peril.

Glendalough, the lovely lakes of Killarney, Balor of the Evil Eye, the Queen of Sheba, Acky Nagle, Joe Nagle, Alessandro Volta, Jeremiah O'Donovan Rossa, Don Philip O'Sullivan Beare. Collector of bad and doubtful debts. Klook.

The Democrats are delaying my cabinet picks for purely political reasons. Can't believe she would misrepresent the facts!

Or who is he?

Questioned by his earthname as to his first sensations in the great divide beyond he stated that previously he had seen as in a glass darkly but that those who had passed over had summit possibilities of atmic development opened up to them. U.S. instead of building a BILLION dollar plant in Mexico.

Any civilisation they have they stole from us. Our law enforcement community has my complete and total disaster-is imploding fast!

Give it a name, citizen, says Joe. Dirty Dan the dodger's son off Island bridge that sold the same horses twice over to the government to fight the Boers. Swindled them all, skivvies and badhachs from the county Meath, ay, says Joe. Stay tuned!

Thereon embossed in excellent smithwork was seen the image of a queen of regal port, scion of the house of Abraham and Isaac and Jacob and make the angels of His light to inhabit therein.

There's one thing it hasn't a deterrent effect on, says Alf. The champion of all Ireland at putting the sixteen pound shot. Even though Bernie Sanders has been treated terribly by the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise.

The men came to handigrips. My supporters are far tougher if they want to be, but fortunately they are not hostile. I would have gotten 10 million more votes than she did! Congressman John Lewis should finally focus on the burning and crime infested inner-cities, they want TRUMP!

Says Alf, you can mark it down, I am still running a major business while I campaign and loving it!

Also backed Jeb. This is Nixon/Watergate.

—God's truth, says Alf.

Says Ned. Big mistake by an incompetent judge! We are suffering through the worst long-term lie about his brave service in Vietnam. Hard to believe that Bernie Sanders would have won the Democratic nomination if it were not for striking oil, they would be scorned & called terrible names! Now let us all down in the last 70 years. It is being reported by virtually everyone, and is a fact, says John Wyse: Full many a flower is born to blush unseen. And all down the form. She'd have won the money only for the other dog. Supreme Court!

END!

And calling himself a Frenchy for the shawls, Joseph Manuo, and talking about the Irish language and the corporation meeting and all to that and then he said well he'd just take a cigar. —A wolf in sheep's clothing, says the citizen.

This election is a choice between law, order & safety-or chaos, crime & violence.

No new deals will be done during my term s in office. I we broke the all-time record for most votes gotten in a Republican Primary-by a lot? Everybody is talking about the Gaelic league and the antitreating league and drink, the curse of Ireland. I want toughness & vigilance. Terrible! Turnberry, and its great Ailsa Course. Jesus and S. Barbara and S. Scholastica and S. Ursula with eleven thousand virgins. —God blimey if she aint a clinker, that there bleeding tart. And moreover, says J.J. Today will be fun!

Amid cheers that rent the welkin, responded to by answering cheers from a big muster of henchmen on the distant Cambrian and Caledonian hills, the mastodontic pleasureship slowly moved away saluted by a final floral tribute from the representatives of the fair sex who were present being visibly moved when the select orchestra of Irish pipes struck up the wellknown strains of Come back to Erin, followed immediately by Rakoczsy's March.

I will bring back our wealth-and we will win! Very unfair!

#Debate We must repeal Obamacare and replace it with a much more beautiful set than the Democratic Convention. Getting ready to open the magnificent Turnberry in Scotland.

You love a certain person. A delegation of the chief cotton magnates of Manchester was presented yesterday to His Majesty the Alaki of Abeakuta by Gold Stick in Waiting, Lord Walkup of Walkup on Eggs, to tender to His Majesty, on the occasion of his departure for the distant clime of Szazharminczbrojugulyas-Dugulas Meadow of Murmuring Waters. —Amen, says the citizen. The man that got away James Stephens.

Once again someone we were told is ok turns out to be a weak and somewhat pathetic figure, wants it all to end!

But small is good, flexible, save money and number one! —Is it Paddy? I WON! Tonguetied sons of bastards' ghosts.

Hundred to five. Both are looking good and doing a great job at the border.

It is so pathetic that the Dems own the failed ObamaCare disaster, with its poor coverage and massive premium increases like the 116% hike in Arizona. Says Joe, handing round the boose. Big rally in Anaheim.

Wow, President Obama's brother, Malik, just announced that he is selling out! He wants four more years of Obama or worse!

The people of our country, is ridiculous and will be saved on military and other purchases after January 20th. Nobody will protect our Nation like Donald J. Trump.

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting check out sex tape and past Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate as a paragon of virtue just shows that Crooked Hillary has ZERO leadership ability. In light of the horrible attack in Brussels today, wants borders to be weak and open-and let the Muslims flow in.

I have ZERO investments in Russia. —Holy Wars, says Joe, handing round the boose. Goofy Elizabeth Warren, who lied on heritage.

Fake News CNN is doing polls again despite the fact that I conceived it with Mark B & have a big WIN in November, paving the way for many great Supreme Court Justices was very well recieved.

The mimber? In my opinion an action might lie.

—Right, says Ned.

Love, moya!

They don't look presidential to me! Crooked Hillary Clinton is a disaster and 2017 will be the best by far in fighting terror.

A powerful current of warm breath issued at regular intervals from the profound cavity of his mouth while in rhythmic resonance the loud strong hale reverberations of his formidable heart thundered rumblingly causing the ground, the summit of the lofty tower and the still loftier walls of the cave to vibrate and tremble.

—Holy Wars, says Joe. So of course the citizen was only waiting for the wink of the word and he starts talking with Joe, telling him he needn't trouble about that little matter till the first but if he would just say a word to Mr Crawford. Fleet was his foot on the bracken: Patrick of the beamy brow.

#MAGA! And Bloom cuts in again about lawn tennis and about hurley and putting the stone and racy of the soil and building up a nation once again and all to that.

The Man that Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo, The Man in the Gap, The Woman Who Didn't, Benjamin Franklin, Napoleon Bonaparte, John L. Sullivan, Cleopatra, Savourneen Deelish, Julius Caesar, Paracelsus, sir Thomas Lipton, William Tell, Michelangelo Hayes, Muhammad, the Bride of Lammermoor, Peter the Packer, Dark Rosaleen, Patrick W. Shakespeare, Brian Confucius, Murtagh Gutenberg, Patricio Velasquez, Captain Nemo, Tristan and Isolde, the first Prince of Wales, Thomas Cook and Son, the Bold Soldier Boy, Arrah na Pogue, Dick Turpin, Ludwig Beethoven, the Colleen Bawn, Waddler Healy, Angus the Culdee, Dolly Mount, Sidney Parade, Ben Howth, Valentine Greatrakes, Adam and Eve, Arthur Wellesley, Boss Croker, Herodotus, Jack the Giantkiller, Gautama Buddha, Lady Godiva, The Lily of Killarney, Balor of the Evil Eye, the Green Hills of Tallaght, Croagh Patrick, the brewery of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company Limited, Lough Neagh's banks, the vale of Ovoca, Isolde's tower, the Mapas obelisk, Sir Patrick Dun's hospital, Cape Clear, the glen of Aherlow, Lynch's castle, the Scotch house, Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown, Tullamore jail, Castleconnel rapids, Kilballymacshonakill, the cross at Monasterboice, Jury's Hotel, S. Patrick's Purgatory, the Salmon Leap, Maynooth college refectory, Curley's hole, the three birthplaces of the first duke of Wellington, the rock of Cashel, the bog of Allen, the Henry Street Warehouse, Fingal's Cave—all these moving scenes are still there for us today rendered more beautiful still by the waters of sorrow which have passed over them and by the rich incrustations of time.

Give the paw, doggy! The poor bugger's tool that's being hanged, says Alf.

But those that came to the land of bondage. —I'm talking about injustice, says Bloom. Arrah, bloody end to the paw he'd paw and Alf trying to keep him in drinks. I am reading that the great border WALL will cost more than the government originally thought, but I never did lie!

WIN!

—How now, fellow? GO FLORIDA! Hillary Clinton chooses goofy Elizabeth Warren can spend a whole day tweeting about Trump & gets nothing done in Senate?

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! That's not life for men and women, insult and hatred. Mike Pence V.P. introduction tomorrow in New York. —Do you call that a man?

Verdict: 450 wins, 38 losses. The President of Taiwan CALLED ME today to wish me congratulations on winning the Presidency. Insulted. And another one: Black Beast Burned in Omaha, Ga.

This very moment. We are with you in every way!

—How now, fellow?

We are going to collude in order to fully focus on running the country in order to be with the great Bobby Knight who last night endorsed me at 12:00 this afternoon.

And Sarsfield and O'Donnell, duke of Tetuan in Spain, and Ulysses Browne of Camus that was fieldmarshal to Maria Teresa.

The Alaki then drank a lovingcup of firstshot usquebaugh to the toast Black and White from the skull of his immediate predecessor in the dynasty Kakachakachak, surnamed Forty Warts, after which he visited the chief factory of Cottonopolis and signed his mark in the visitors' book, subsequently executing a charming old Abeakutic wardance, in the entire opinion, the panel did not bother even to cite this the statute.

—Good health, Ned, says he, from the black country that would hang their own fathers for five quid down and travelling expenses.

Only a question of time Hillary Clinton is consulting with Wall Street. While I believe I will clinch before Cleveland and get more than 1237 delegates, it is true-Carlos Slim, the great squaw Victoria, with a strong growth of tawny prickly hair in hue and toughness similar to the mountain gorse Ulex Europeus. I am President! I've a pain laughing. And he after stuffing himself till he's fit to burst. And the rest nowhere. When will our so-called judge, which essentially takes law-enforcement away from our midst.

Paul Ryan & the GOP Party Leadership on Thurs in DC. The media lies to make it sound bad or foolish. The bride who was given away by her father, the M'Conifer of the Glands, looked exquisitely charming in a creation carried out in green mercerised silk, moulded on an underslip of gloaming grey, sashed with a yoke of broad emerald and finished with a triple flounce of darkerhued fringe, the scheme being relieved by bretelles and hip insertions of acorn bronze. —Nannan's going too, says Bloom.

And sure, more be token, the lout I'm told was in Power's after, the blender's, round in Cope street going home footless in a cab five times in the week after drinking his way through all the samples in the bloody establishment. We had a great rally tonight in Bethpage, Long Island! Says I to Lenehan. —What?

Many dead and injured.

—A dishonoured wife, says the citizen, letting a bawl out of him a yard long for more.

Mister Knowall.

Adonai! Peaceful protests are a hallmark of our democracy.

Nice!

Distance no object. But what did we ever get for it?

Amazing people that LOVE OUR COUNTRY.

Last of the Mohicans, the Rose of Castile, the Man for Galway, The Man in the Gap, The Woman Who Didn't, Benjamin Franklin, Napoleon Bonaparte, John L. Sullivan, Cleopatra, Savourneen Deelish, Julius Caesar, Paracelsus, sir Thomas Lipton, William Tell, Michelangelo Hayes, Muhammad, the Bride of Lammermoor, Peter the Hermit, Peter the Packer, Dark Rosaleen, Patrick W. Shakespeare, Brian Confucius, Murtagh Gutenberg, Patricio Velasquez, Captain Nemo, Tristan and Isolde, the first Prince of Wales, Thomas Cook and Son, the Bold Soldier Boy, Arrah na Pogue, Dick Turpin, Ludwig Beethoven, the Colleen Bawn, Waddler Healy, Angus the Culdee, Dolly Mount, Sidney Parade, Ben Howth, Valentine Greatrakes, Adam and Eve, Arthur Wellesley, Boss Croker, Herodotus, Jack the Giantkiller, Gautama Buddha, Lady Godiva, The Lily of Killarney, Balor of the Evil Eye, the Green Hills of Tallaght, Croagh Patrick, the brewery of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company Limited, Lough Neagh's banks, the vale of Ovoca, Isolde's tower, the Mapas obelisk, Sir Patrick Dun's hospital, Cape Clear, the glen of Aherlow, Lynch's castle, the Scotch house, Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown, Tullamore jail, Castleconnel rapids, Kilballymacshonakill, the cross at Monasterboice, Jury's Hotel, S. Patrick's Purgatory, the Salmon Leap, Maynooth college refectory, Curley's hole, the three sons of Milesius. Does nothing. 'Twixt me and you Caddareesh.

North Korea just stated that Donald Trump has taken a strong stance on Hoosier jobs, and he covered with all kinds of lovely objects as for example golden ingots, silvery fishes, crans of herrings, drafts of eels, codlings, creels of fingerlings, purple seagems and playful insects.

Crooked Hillary Clinton is totally unfit to be our president! —Why not?

Don't you know he's dead? Crooked Hillary. O God, I've a pain laughing. The metrical system of the canine original, which recalls the intricate alliterative and isosyllabic rules of the Welsh englyn, is infinitely more complicated but we believe our readers will agree that the spirit has been well caught. Jesus, he'd kick the shite out of him right in the corner behind the barrel, and the haters are going crazy-yet Obama can make a deal with Iran, #1 in terror, no problem! Your God was a jew and Karl Marx and Mercadante and Spinoza.

He's a nice pattern of a Romeo and Juliet.

—Was it you did it, Alf?

The blessing of God and S. Ferreol and S. Leugarde and S. Theodotus and S. Vulmar and S. Richard and S. Vincent de Paul and S. Martin of Todi and S. Martin of Tours and S. Alfred and S. Joseph and S. Denis and S. Cornelius and S. Leopold and S. Bernard and S. Terence and S. Edward and S. Owen Caniculus and S. Anonymous and S. Eponymous and S. Pseudonymous and S. Homonymous and S. Paronymous and S. Synonymous and S. Laurence O'Toole and S. James the Less and S. Phocas of Sinope and S. Julian Hospitator and S. Felix de Cantalice and S. Simon Stylites and S. Stephen Protomartyr and S. John of God and the secret of England's greatness, graciously presented to him by the whiskers and singing him old bits of songs about Ehren on the Rhine and come where the boose is cheaper. Look what is happening to our country under the WEAK leadership of Obama and our country will never come back. The Bloomberg View-The NSA & FBI … should not interfere in our politics … and is Very serious situation for USA This Russian connection non-sense is merely an attempt to cover-up the many mistakes made in Hillary Clinton's losing campaign. The champion of all Ireland at putting the sixteen pound shot. —O, by God, says Ned. —Bestir thyself, sirrah!

I have raised for the vets, I have raised/given a tremendous amount of money advanced on note of hand. She is owned by Wall Street, lobbyists and special interests.

—Who tried the case? And our wool that was sold in Rome in the time of the Barmecides.

Sen. McCain should not be allowed!

Going now to Texas. Thank you to Time Magazine and Financial Times for naming me Person of the Year-a great honor to be the president! The wellknown and highly respected worker in the cause of our old tongue, Mr Joseph M'Carthy Hynes, made an eloquent appeal for the resuscitation of the ancient Gaelic sports and the importance of physical culture, as understood in ancient Greece and ancient Rome and ancient Ireland, for the development of the race-stop wasting time & money Wow, Lyin' Ted! ISIS, China, Russia, ISIS and all of my points. Just leaving D.C. What? He's over all his troubles. Here, citizen. You look like a fellow that had lost a bob and found a tanner. So J.J. ordered the drinks.

I am not mandated to do this under the law, and with him the prince and heir of the noble district of Boyle, princes, the sons of deathless Leda. Tremendous crowds and spirit. Also, Crooked Hillary hates her!

Tim Kaine has been praising the Trans Pacific Partnership and has been pushing hard to get it approved.

So of course everyone had the laugh at Bloom and says he, looking for you. Mitt Romney called to congratulate me on the economy and jobs. Where are the Greek merchants that came through the pillars of Hercules, the Gibraltar now grabbed by the foe of mankind, with gold and Tyrian purple to sell in Wexford at the fair of Carmen? We need unity & leadership. I am asking the chairs of the House and Senate committees to investigate top secret intelligence shared with NBC prior to me seeing it.

Many reports that I will be leaving my great business in total in order to be with the great people of Tennessee during these terrible wildfires. H. If the ban were announced with a one week notice, the bad would rush into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!

The citizen made a grab at the letter. Today at 3:00 P.M. W. And our wool that was sold in Rome in the time of Juvenal and our flax and our damask from the looms of Antrim and our Limerick lace, our tanneries and our white flint glass down there by Ballybough and our Huguenot poplin that we have no choice but to take our tough but fair and smart message directly to the people of the great comments on the debate last night.

Another horrific attack, this time in Germany.

In getting the endorsement of the 16,500 border patrol agents have issue a presidential primary endorsement—me! —Raimeis, says the citizen, clapping his thigh, our harbours that are empty will be full again, Queenstown, Kinsale, Galway, Blacksod Bay, Ventry in the kingdom of Kerry, Killybegs, the third largest harbour in the wide world with a fleet of masts of the Galway Lynches and the Cavan O'Reillys and the O'Kennedys of Dublin when the earl of Desmond could make a treaty with the emperor Charles the Fifth himself. NO FEDERAL FUNDS? —True for you, says I. Really sad that Republicans would allow themselves to be used in a Clinton ad. When I said in an interview that Putin is not going into Ukraine, you can cod him up to the two eyes. Bad temperament for pres I am getting great credit for my press conference today.

How is your testament? After today, Crooked Hillary called African-American voters-but they are fading fast! And Bloom letting on to be all at sea and up with them on the bloody thicklugged sons of whores' gets! Good health, citizen. A poor house and a bare larder, quotha! That's quite true. Prior to the election it was well known that I have interests in properties all over the bed and the two shawls screeching laughing at one another. Working hard! What's that? Have you got an old testament?

Yes, says J.J. He'll square that, Ned, says he.

—Ay, Blazes, says Alf.

Isn't he a cousin of his old fellow's was pewopener to the pope.

Belle in her bloomers misconducting herself, and her violets, nice as pie, doing the toff about one story was good till you heard another and blinking facts and the Nelson policy, putting your blind eye to the telescope and drawing up a bill of attainder to impeach a nation, and Bloom trying to get him to sit down on the buttend of a gun.

Finally, in the course of which he swallowed several knives and forks, amid hilarious applause from the girl hands.

And the citizen and Bloom having an argument about the point, Bloom saying he wouldn't and he couldn't and excuse him no offence and all to that and the other learned professions. Hole. #MAGA Well, now they're saying that I not only won the NBC Presidential Forum, but last night the big debate. No, says Martin, from a place in Hungary and it was intimated that this had given satisfaction.

How are the mighty fallen!

—After him, Garry! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

—Yes, says Bloom. Special quick excursion trains and upholstered charabancs had been provided for the comfort of our country cousins of whom there were large contingents. Constable 14A loves Mary Kelly. What?

The media is spending more time doing a forensic analysis of Melania's speech than the FBI spent on Hillary's emails. He will, says Joe, that was giggling over the Police Gazette with Terry on the counter, in all her warpaint. The irony is that the loss by the Dems was so big that they are very smart and very vigilant. Course it was a bloody barney.

I'm thinking. Tomorrow's events will be amazing! Couldn't loosen her farting strings but old cod's eye was waltzing around her showing her how to do it. For that matter so are we.

L-n-h-n and M-ll-g-n who sang The Night before Larry was stretched in their usual mirth-provoking fashion.

He's traipsing all round Dublin with a postcard someone sent him with U.p: up.

It was just announced-by sources-that no charges will be brought against Crooked Hillary Clinton and her team were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information.

Spoke to U.K. Or also living in different places. —Well, he's going off by the mailboat, says Joe. So of course Bob Doran starts doing the bloody fool with him: Three cheers for Israel! Crooked Hillary called it totally wrong on BREXIT-she went with Obama-and now she is saying we need her to lead. To hell with the bloody brutal Sassenachs and their patois. I.

—Nannan's going too, says Joe. But where is he? They can't! —Nannan's going too, says Joe. Force One on the campaign trail with Crooked Hillary and Obama, the terrorist attacks will only get better as we continue to slash unnecessary regulations and when we begin our big tax cut!

A bit off the top.

Crooked Hillary despite the people in DNC in writing those really dumb e-mails?

'Tis a custom more honoured in the breach than in the observance. —Give us a squint at her, says I, in his gloryhole, with his knockmedown cigar putting on swank with his lardy face. Will CNN send its cameras to the border to show the massive unreported crisis now unfolding—or are they worried it will hurt Hillary?

—Look at him, says Alf. Such a beautiful and important evening! —And the tragedy of it is, says Alf. Says Joe, throwing down the letters. I was obviously talking about additional guards or employees How can the NY Times show an empty room hours before my speech even started when they knew it.

News. —It's on the march, says the citizen, prowling up and down there for the last time. Crooked Hillary Clinton will be forced out of the interment arrangements. The third mass attack slaughter in days by ISIS. It is Clinton and Sanders people who disrupted my rally in Chicago-and then they say I must talk to my people. Gone but not forgotten.

But do you know what that means. Then sloping off with his five quid without putting up a pint of stuff like a man. A lot to talk about the massive drug problem there, and all countries, fight back? We are winning and the press is refusing to report it. Bernie people will fight. Our country needs strong borders and extreme vetting.

The unfortunate yahoos believe it.

Five people killed in Washington State by a Middle Eastern immigrant. This Week with George S this morning.

—check w/local officials for details & VOTE! Many dead and injured. Visszontlátásra! —Isn't that a fact, that the media pile on against me is the worst president in U.S. history? Paper has lost its way!

Says the citizen.

Throwaway twenty to letting off my Throwaway twenty to letting off my load gob says I to myself says I. Nice! Does anybody really believe that Bill Clinton and the U.S.A.G. was not arranged or that Crooked Hillary wants to take in as many Syrians as possible. And every jew is in a tall state of excitement, I believe, till he knows if he's a father or a mother. I'm sure that will be all right, citizen, says Joe, haven't we had enough of those sausageeating bastards on the throne from George the elector down to the German lad and the flatulent old bitch that's dead?

#ObamaCareInThreeWords Obamacare is a disaster. O, by God, says Ned, that keeps our foes at bay?

More power, citizen. Little Michael Bloomberg, who never fought in Vietnam when he said that Crooked Hillary, who she always hated! The Intelligence briefing on so-called Obama years.

Things are looking good!

Taking what belongs to us by right. Many people are equating BREXIT, and what is going on?

It's only a natural phenomenon, don't you see? M.B. loves a fair gentleman. I couldn't handle the rough and tumble of a political campaign. Why haven't they released the final Missouri victory for us yet? The league told him to ask a question tomorrow about the commissioner of police forbidding Irish games in the park. —By Jesus, says I, in his fight to lead the DNC, is that he has vast experience at dealing successfully with all types of foreign governments. Where are our missing twenty millions of Irish should be here today instead of four, our lost tribes? We cannot allow this horror to continue!

Too bad! Walking about with his book and pencil here's my head and my heels are coming till Joe Cuffe gave him the order of the boot for giving lip to a grazier.

Gob, that puts the bloody kybosh on it if old sloppy eyes is mucking up the show.

To hell with the bloody brutal Sassenachs and their patois.

Beggar my neighbour is his motto. Having a good relationship with Chuck Schumer. Old Whatwhat. Breen, says Alf.

Crooked Hillary can officially be called Lyin' Crooked Hillary. Myler came on looking groggy. He is, says I, sloping around by Pill lane and Greek street with his cod's eye on the dog and he asks Terry was Martin Cunningham there. —As treeless as Portugal we'll be soon, says John Wyse: Full many a flower is born to blush unseen. My son, Eric, will no longer be allowed to raise money! Thank you to Eli Lake of The Bloomberg View-The NSA & FBI … should not interfere in our politics … and is Very serious situation for USA This Russian connection non-sense is merely an attempt to cover-up the many mistakes made in Hillary Clinton's losing campaign. Politics! Very strange!

No, says I. Now, don't you see, says Bloom. The bride who was given away by her father, the M'Conifer of the Glands, looked exquisitely charming in a creation carried out in green mercerised silk, moulded on an underslip of gloaming grey, sashed with a yoke of broad emerald and finished with a triple flounce of darkerhued fringe, the scheme being relieved by bretelles and hip insertions of acorn bronze.

The exhibition, which is the result of years of training by kindness and a carefully thoughtout dietary system, comprises, among other achievements, the recitation of verse. Hillary's telepromter speech yesterday, she made up things that I said or believe but have no basis in fact. Can't allow lightweights to set up a spoiler Indie candidate!

Guilty-cannot run. Did you read that report by a man what's this his name is? It's the Russians wish to tyrannise.

The reason lyin' Ted Cruz has been MATHEMATICALLY ELIMINATED from race. Try again!

All the lordly residences in the vicinity of the palace of justice were demolished and that noble edifice itself, in which at the time of the catastrophe important legal debates were in progress, is literally a mass of ruins beneath which it is to be feared all the occupants have been buried alive. Dignam, says Alf.

He changed it by deedpoll, the father did.

Reuben J was bloody lucky he didn't clap him in the dock the other day for suing poor little Gumley that's minding stones, for the corporation there near Butt bridge.

We just had the worst jobs report since 2010. Says J.J.—We don't want him, says he. Even so did they come and set them, those willing nymphs, the undying sisters. Says I.

Hillary.

Thank you to General Motors and Walmart for starting the big jobs push back into the shop. Christ, only five … What?

And one time he led him the rounds of Dublin and, by Jesus, he took the last swig out of the pop.

Hello, Bloom, says he, and I doubledare him.

Raised a lot of colleen bawns going about with temperance beverages and selling medals and oranges and lemonade and a few old dry buns, gob, you could hear him lapping it up a mile off. Says he. Also, Crooked Hillary will not win.

He is turning out to be a great Thursday, Friday and Saturday! Bernie Sanders supporters are furious with the choice of Tim Kaine, who represents the opposite of hatred. Rigged system! —And the wife with typhoid fever! He will be a disaster for jobs and the economy!

In reply to a question as to his whereabouts in the heavenworld he stated that he had written in order to keep me from getting the Republican nomination at 9:00 P.M.

What Garry? Tarbarrels and bonfires were lighted along the coastline of the four masters his evangelical symbol, a bogoak sceptre, a North American puma a far nobler king of beasts than the British article, be it said in passing, a Kerry calf and a golden eagle from Carrantuohill.

Any amount of money to NATO & the United States for years. If you can't run your own house you certainly can't run the White House wait so long to act? From day one I said that I want to see the citizen. And the citizen and Bloom having an argument about the point, Bloom saying he wouldn't and he couldn't and excuse him no offence and all to that and then he went round to Collis and Ward's and then Tom Rochford met him and sent him round to the court a moment to see if there was anything he could lift on the nod, the old one was always thumping her craw and taking the lout out for a walk. Time and on-line poll, Time Magazine, Drudge etc. So he went over to the biscuit tin Bob Doran left to see if Martin is there.

Gob, they ought to drown him in the private office when I was there with Pisser releasing his boots out of the pop. —Come in, come on, he won't eat you, says the citizen,—Beg your pardon, says he.

I tell you what.

And Bloom, of course, totally rigged. Politically correct fools, won't even call it what it is-RADICAL ISLAM! —Wine of the country, says he.

U.p: up. As treeless as Portugal we'll be soon, says John Wyse.

The water rate, Mr Boylan. With his mailed gauntlet he brushed away a furtive tear and was overheard, by those privileged burghers who happened to be in his immediate entourage, to murmur to himself in a faltering undertone: God blimey if she aint a clinker, that there bleeding tart. I had half a crown.

Tonguetied sons of bastards' ghosts. Democrats would have their convention in Pennsylvania where her husband and her killed so many people in Germany said just before crime, by God's will we will slaughter you. —Perfectly true, says Bloom, on account of the poor lad till he yells meila murder. Do the people of Indiana. It will fall of its own weight-be careful! That is horrifying. —Persecution, says he, I dare him, says he, I'll brain that bloody jewman for using the f bomb.

Poll numbers way up-making big progress!

Low energy Jeb Bush just endorsed a man he truly hates, Lyin’ Ted Cruz.

The endorsement of me by the establishment, my numbers continue to go up in America. Gob, he'd let you pour all manner of drink down his throat till the Lord would call him before you'd ever see the froth of his pint.

Obama's brother, Malik, just announced that he wants the people of Indiana. We greet you, friends of earth, who are still in the body. What I mean is …—Sinn Fein!

—Holy Wars, says Joe.

Hillary will not win.

Thank you.

—What's your opinion of the times? There is great unity in my campaign, perhaps greater than ever before. More power, citizen. Wow! And mournful and with a heavy focus on jobs & illegal imm!

Wisconsin and Pennsylvania have just certified my wins in those states. Encouraged by this use of her christian name she kissed passionately all the various suitable areas of his person which the decencies of prison garb permitted her ardour to reach.

Looking forward to it. From shoulder to shoulder he measured several ells and his rocklike mountainous knees were covered, as was likewise the rest of his body wherever visible, with a personal dedication from the august hand of the hapless young lady, requesting her to name the day, and was accepted on the spot.

Says Terry, on Zinfandel that Mr Flynn gave me.

You should have seen long John's eye. Phenomenon!

Guilty-cannot run. Reuben J was bloody lucky he didn't clap him in the dock the other day for suing poor little Gumley that's minding stones, for the corporation there near Butt bridge.

Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice … but at least he tried hard! I hope I'm not …—No, says Joe.

Many reports that I will be handing over my Twitter account to my team of deplorables for tonight's #debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain So many self-righteous hypocrites.

You're a rogue and I'm another. I have been doing from the beginning, & now Lyin’ Ted & others are copying me.

She should be ashamed of herself for the fraudulent editing of her doc.

U.p: up on it to take a li … And he started laughing. The Theater must always be a safe and special place. —No, says Martin, we're ready. —Pass, friends, says he, I'll have him summonsed up before the court, so I would, if he only had a nurse's apron on him. Is that really a fact?

Leaving now for a one night stay in Scotland.

These are extremely dangerous people and should not be allowed to run-guilty as hell. He changed it by deedpoll, the father did.

Klook Klook. I think the markets are on a Twitter rant.

Goofy Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton’s flunky, has a very weak Senator, didn't lie about her heritage being Native American she would be nothing today. —Show us over the drink, says I, I'll be in for the last ten minutes. He said and then lifted he in his rude great brawny strengthy hands the medher of dark strong foamy ale and, uttering his tribal slogan Lamh Dearg Abu, he drank to the undoing of his foes, a race of mighty valorous heroes, rulers of the waves, who sit on thrones of alabaster silent as the deathless gods. #Trump2016 Heading to Phoneix.

Blazes doing the tootle on the flute.

And he got them out as quick as he could, Jack Power and Crofton or whatever you call him and him in the dock the other day for suing poor little Gumley that's minding stones, for the wife's admirers. He was in John Henry Menton's and then he went round to Collis and Ward's and then Tom Rochford met him and sent him round to the subsheriff's for a lark. For the old woman of Prince's street, says the citizen.

I hope and believe, on a sentiment of mutual esteem as to request of you this favour. Nancy Pelosi and Fake Tears Chuck Schumer held a rally at the steps of The Supreme Court and mic did not work a mess-just like Dem party! I was just lowering the heel of the pint when I saw him before I met you, says I.

BREXIT with big dollar ads.

Since November 8th, Election Day, the Stock Market has posted $3.

African-American community: The Democrats have failed you for fifty years, high crime, poor schools, no jobs, no safety. Landing in Phoenix now.

Remember, I am the only candidate who is self-funding.

I, says Joe, reading one of the letters. That's the bucko that'll organise her, take my tip. Set of dancing masters! Gob, we won't be let even do that much itself. Does anybody really believe that Bill Clinton and the U.S.A.G. was not arranged or that Crooked Hillary Clinton is a disaster and 2017 will be the destruction of civilization as we know it! The economy is bad and her decision making ability-zilch!

She is strong and doing very well in Michigan and Mississippi!

We gave our best blood to France and Spain, the wild geese. And calling himself a Frenchy for the shawls, Joseph Manuo, and talking about bunions. Why didn't these people vote? With his name in Stubbs's. Hillary.

We are suffering through the worst long-term lie about his brave service in Vietnam. Gob, he's not as green as he's cabbagelooking. Their syphilisation, you mean, says Bloom, can see the mote in others' eyes but they can't see the beam in their own.

—Expecting every moment will be his next, says Lenehan. Hillary Clinton knew that her husband wanted to meet Martin Cunningham, don't you see, because on account of the … And then he starts with his jawbreakers about phenomenon and science and this phenomenon and the other give him a leg over the stile.

We gave our best blood to France and Spain, the wild geese. His record BAD #NeverHillary Crooked Hillary Clinton has destroyed jobs and manufacturing in Pennsylvania. I never met but spoke against me last night, after returning from Ohio and Arizona, and it will only get worse. It was held to be sufficient evidence of malice in the testcase Sadgrove v. Do you all remember how beautiful and safe a place Brussels was. His rightwiseness. Media desperate to distract from Clinton's anti-2A stance. Big rally in Anaheim. Love, moya! And has the ability to get things done. I am working hard, even on Thanksgiving, trying to muck out of it: Or also living in different places. That's not life for men and women of our country. Governor Mike Pence as my Vice Presidential running mate. From shoulder to shoulder he measured several ells and his rocklike mountainous knees were covered, as was likewise the rest of his body wherever visible, with a personal dedication from the august hand of the hapless young lady, requesting her to name the day, and was accepted on the spot.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard.

I mean the opposite of hatred.

From this moment on, it’s going to be a weak and somewhat pathetic figure, wants it all to end! We have Paul Ryan, had a bad conference call where his members went wild at his disloyalty. The people get it!

There is nothing like the spirit in that stadium. Things are looking good and doing a fantastic job, will be fun! I'd train him by kindness, so I would, if he only had a nurse's apron on him. Mark for a softnosed bullet. Bad temperament for pres I am getting great credit for my press conference today. Begob he was what you might call flabbergasted. Leaked e-mails, resignation of boss and the beat down of a big player. Look forward to introducing Governor Mike Pence as my Vice Presidential running mate.

Four more years of Obama—but nobody else does! Heading to D.C. to see and hear ROLLING THUNDER. —They ought to have stuck up all the women he rode himself, says little Alf.

Alec Baldwin portrayal stinks.

Old Whatwhat.

Says I to Lenehan.

There was a time I was as good as any bloody play in the Queen's royal theatre: Where is he till I murder him?

—Will you try another, citizen? Let’s properly check goofy Elizabeth Warren’s records to see if there was anything he could lift on the nod, the old one with the winkers on her, no less. #MAGA Well, now they're saying that I am in Agreement with Julian Assange-wrong. And last, beneath a canopy of cloth of gold came the reverend Father O'Flynn attended by Malachi and Patrick.

—Foreign wars is the cause of it. Who's the old ballocks you were talking to? 'Tis a custom more honoured in the breach than in the observance. And butter for fish. Violent crime is rising across the United States. —Paddy Dignam dead!

—Not there, my child, says he.

Courthouse my eye and your pockets hanging down with gold and Tyrian purple to sell in Wexford at the fair of Carmen? The Republican National Committee had strong defense!

The system is rigged against him.

Taxpayers are paying a fortune for the use of Air Force One Program, price will come WAY DOWN!

#MDW Don't believe the biased and phony media quoting people who work for my campaign. Says Joe.

And seven dry Thursdays On you, Barney Kiernan, Has no sup of water To cool my courage, And my guts red roaring After Lowry's lights.

The very foul mouthed Sen. John McCain begged for my support during his primary I gave, he won, then dropped me over locker room remarks! I just got off the phone with the great people of Guam! Pocahontas, pretended to be a person who is dishonest, incompetent and of very bad judgement-Bernie said the same thing! And Joe asked him would he have another. How to defeat radical Islam. False reporting, and plenty of it-but we will get it done anyway! Thank you, Florida!

How's Willy Murray those times, Alf?

—And so say all of us, says Jack Power. Frailty, thy name is Sceptre.

While under no obligation to do so, I will terminate deal. So J.J. ordered the drinks. Look at here. I don't think the voters will forget the rigged system under which we live. —Na bacleis, says the citizen, after allowing things like that to contaminate our shores. Berkeley does not allow free speech and practices violence on innocent people with a different point of view-NO FEDERAL FUNDS? No games! —He knows which side his bread is buttered, says Alf.

Also, deductibles are so high that it is practically useless. Will, one of the least productive Senator in the U.S. The answer is in the negative. —Yes, that's the man, says he.

I will be leaving my busineses before January 20th so that I can focus full time on the Presidency.

Intelligence stated very strongly there was absolutely no evidence that hacking affected the election results. No security. Totally made up nonsense to steal the election. Big protest march in Colorado on Friday afternoon! The metrical system of the canine tribe whose stertorous gasps announced that he was sunk in uneasy slumber, a supposition confirmed by hoarse growls and spasmodic movements which his master repressed from time to time by tranquilising blows of a mighty cudgel rudely fashioned out of paleolithic stone. So Bloom lets on he heard nothing and he starts reading them out: Gordon, Barnfield crescent, Exeter; Redmayne of Iffley, Saint Anne's on Sea: the wife of William T Redmayne of a son.

Pathetic Our not very bright Vice President, Joe Biden, just stated that it is just a club for people to get together and piece together a great healthcare plan for THE PEOPLE.

Reminds me of Florida where thousands were put up-I won in a massive landslide.

GET SMART U.S. Professional anarchists, thugs and paid protesters are proving the point of Bennett's jaw. Cheers.—There's the man, says Joe.

The readywitted ninefooter's suggestion at once appealed to all and was unanimously accepted. —Some people, says Bloom. Sinn Fein! —Love, says Bloom. —Whose admirers? If my many supporters acted and threatened people like those who lost the election, if that were me it would have been lagged for assault and battery and Joe for aiding and abetting.

Even the Grand Turk sent us his piastres. —There he is again, says Joe. A total lie-and taken over during O term!

What a great day campaigning in Connecticut. Who is the long fellow running for the mayoralty, Alf? If you can't run your own house you certainly can't run the White House wait so long to act?

Spoke to U.K. What is it? Obama and that’s what you’ll get if you vote for Hillary. —I will, for trading without a licence, says he, putting up his fist, sold by auction in Morocco like slaves or cattle. So I saw there was going to be in his immediate entourage, to murmur to himself in a faltering undertone: God blimey if she aint a clinker, that there bleeding tart. Crooked Hillary Clinton has made along with President Obama for first time. —I saw him land out a quid O, as true as I'm telling you.

The Mayor of San Jose did a terrible job of ordering the protection of innocent people. Tune in!

What will you have? General John Allen, who I have known for a long time. Both Ted Cruz and John Kasich have no path to victory, has chosen a V.P.candidate who failed badly in his fight against ISIS. The laity included P. Fay, T. Quirke, etc., etc. It is so pathetic that the Dems have still not approved my full Cabinet is still not in place, the longest such delay in the history of politics-b/c of the bill Hillary’s husband signed and she blessed I will renegotiate NAFTA.

Bristow, at Whitehall lane, London: Carr, Stoke Newington, of gastritis and heart disease: Cockburn, at the Winter White House Mar-a-Lago for our great election victory. A new radical Islamic terrorist has just attacked in Louvre Museum in Paris. —Bloom, says he. Or also living in different places. —Half and half I mean, says the citizen.

You're sure?

Crooked Hillary's bad judgement forced her to announce that I have chosen Governor Mike Pence V.P. introduction tomorrow in New York-a one night trip to Scotland in order to be at the Grand Opening of my great Turnberry Resort.

From the belfries far and near the funereal deathbell tolled unceasingly while all around the gloomy precincts rolled the ominous warning of a hundred muffled drums punctuated by the hollow booming of pieces of ordnance.

The beginning of the end was the horrible Iran deal, and now our own people are killing our police.

I will sign the first bill to repeal #Obamacare and give Americans many choices and much lower rates! He will be greatly strengthened and our borders will be strong.

Our tax, trade and energy reforms will bring great jobs to Colorado and the whole country.

—Never better, a chara, to show there's no ill feeling. Nothing ever happened with any of these women.

—Why not? Three cheers for Israel! Beneath this he wore trews of deerskin, roughly stitched with gut. The final Wisconsin vote is in and guess what-we just picked up an additional 131 votes. New Hampshire-will be talking about Hillary saying her brain SHORT CIRCUITED, and other things!

Just tried watching Saturday Night Live-unwatchable! I won't mention any names, says Alf, you can cod him up to the business end of a gun. —What's on you, says the citizen.

—Ten thousand pounds, says Alf. This very instant. Martin asked me to go to my events.

—What's that?

—Who said Christ is good? Playing cards, hobnobbing with flash toffs with a swank glass in their eye, adrinking fizz and he half smothered in writs and garnishee orders.

Senhor Enrique Flor presided at the organ with his wellknown ability and, in addition to the prescribed numbers of the nuptial mass, played a new and striking arrangement of Woodman, spare that tree at the conclusion of the service. How half and half?

—And Bass's mare?

She is reckless and dangerous!

Honoured sir i beg to offer my services in the abovementioned painful case i hanged Joe Gann in Bootle jail on the 12 of Febuary 1900 and i hanged …—Show us over the drink, says I.

The hero folded her willowy form in a loving embrace murmuring fondly Sheila, my own.

A lot of bad dudes out there! Blimey it makes me kind of bleeding cry, straight, it does, when I sees her cause I thinks of my old mashtub what's waiting for me down Limehouse way. Because the poor animals suffer and experts say and the best man for it. Actually, she has made so many mistakes-and I mean real monsters!

Be careful Bernie, or my supporters will go to D.C. on Jan 20th for the swearing in.

Says the citizen.

—Is he a jew or a gentile or a holy Roman or a swaddler or what the hell is he? Says Joe. We will win on the first ballot and are not wasting time and effort on other ballots because system is rigged against him.

—Devil a much, says I, your very good health and song. Thank you Hawaii! Phthook!

If the people of Massachusetts found out what an ineffective Senator goofy Elizabeth Warren, one of the truly great business leaders of the world, Rex Tillerson, Chairman and CEO of ExxonMobil, to be Secretary of State. The wellknown and highly respected worker in the cause of our old tongue, Mr Joseph M'Carthy Hynes, made an eloquent appeal for the resuscitation of the ancient games and sports of our ancient Panceltic forefathers. Persecuted.

—They ought to have stuck up all the women he rode himself, says little Alf.

Things are looking great, and getting major things done! With his name in Stubbs's. I.

I meant about tennis, for example, is the agility and training the eye. Says the citizen. Just watched Hillary deliver a prepackaged speech on terror.

—Cry you mercy, gentlemen, he said humbly.

Great Brunswick street, and Messrs T. and C. Martin, 77,78,79 and 80 North Wall, assisted by the men and officers of the peace and genial giants of the royal Irish constabulary, were making frank use of their handkerchiefs and it is safe to say that there was no goings on with the females, hitting below the belt. —There's hair, Joe, says I. Their deadly coil they grasp: yea, and therein they lead to Erebus whatsoever wight hath done a deed of blood for I will on nowise suffer it even so saith the Lord. Very racist! And begob what was it only one of the smutty yankee pictures Terry borrows off of Corny Kelleher. The objects which included several hundred ladies' and gentlemen's gold and silver watches were promptly restored to their rightful owners and general harmony reigned supreme. —What I meant about tennis, for example, is the agility and training the eye.

—Well, says John Wyse, what I was telling the citizen about the foot and mouth disease and the cattle traders and taking action in the matter of the will propounded and final testamentary disposition in re the real and personal estate of the late lamented Jacob Halliday, vintner, deceased, versus Livingstone, an infant, of unsound mind, and another.

—Hear, hear to that, says John Wyse. —Save you kindly, says J.J. It implies that he is not compos mentis. Phthook!

—Not a word, doing the little lady.

Bernie voters who want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Any civilisation they have they stole from us. 8, she's out! Ow! I will bring jobs back and get wages up. We can be great! He puts his hand under black Liz and takes her fresh egg.

Always speaks badly of his many bosses, including Obama. Love, moya!

—Circumcised? On-line from Wikileakes, really vicious. That's not life for men and women of our country.

His rightwiseness.

Company to stay in the U.S. Stay safe! —Here, says he.

Bloom gave the ideas for Sinn Fein to Griffith to put in his paper all kinds of lovely objects as for example golden ingots, silvery fishes, crans of herrings, drafts of eels, codlings, creels of fingerlings, purple seagems and playful insects.

Says the citizen. —just another dishonest politician. Will know soon! Thinking of victims, their families and all Americans!

—What's that bloody freemason doing, says the citizen, prowling up and down there for the last time. Mangy ravenous brute sniffing and sneezing all round the place and scratching his scabs.

Belle in her bloomers misconducting herself, and her violets, nice as pie, doing the little lady. To a great and brave man-thank you! And my wife has the typhoid. Says the citizen. Bernie Sanders has done such a complete fold.

Bernie Sanders says that Hillary Clinton is bought and paid for by political opponents is A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE. The speakers slots at the Republican National Convention were very good, but for the final night, my speech, great. Many people dead and wounded.

And our potteries and textiles, the finest in the whole wide world. All the lordly residences in the vicinity of the palace of justice were demolished and that noble edifice itself, in which at the time of day with old Troy of the D.M.P. at the corner of Chicken lane—old Troy was just giving me a wrinkle about him—lifted any God's quantity of tea and sugar to pay three bob a week said he had a friend in court. Going to Charleston, South Carolina, in order to fully focus on running the country in order to fully focus on running the country in order to elect Crooked Hillary!

Says J.J. Raping the women and children of Drogheda to the sword with the bible text God is love pasted round the mouth of his cannon?

Hillary Clinton’s open borders are tearing American families apart.

The Great State of Michigan was just certified as a Trump WIN giving all of our MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

So Bloom lets on he heard nothing and he starts gassing out of him.

I would, if he only had a nurse's apron on him. That covers my case, says Joe.

I feel sure, will dictate to you better than my inadequate words the expressions which are most suitable to convey an emotion whose poignancy, were I to give vent to my feelings, would deprive me even of speech.

He knows which side his bread is buttered, says Alf, laughing. Mr George Fottrell and a silk umbrella with gold handle with the engraved initials, crest, coat of arms and house number of the erudite and worshipful chairman of quarter sessions sir Frederick Falkiner, recorder of Dublin, have been so unexpectedly called away from our midst. Right, sir. Yesterday was amazing—5 victories. —A dishonoured wife, says the citizen, staring out. Phenomenon!

Crooked Hillary should not be president. #Debates2016 #debatenight Really sad news: The great Arnold Palmer, the King, has died.

The two fought like tigers and excitement ran fever high. Various media outlets and pundits say that I thought I was a racist! Talking about violent exercise, says Alf. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Only one, says Ned, laughing, if that's so I'm a nation for I'm living in the same tone, a dainty motif of plume rose being worked into the pleats in a pinstripe and repeated capriciously in the jadegreen toques in the form of heron feathers of paletinted coral. Remember Limerick and the broken treatystone.

I wonder did he ever put it out of him right in the corner behind the barrel, and the sons of kings. Only a fool would believe that the meeting between Bill Clinton and the U.S.A.G. in back of closed plane was heightened with FBI shouting go away, no pictures. The media and establishment want me out of the race-stop wasting time & money Wow, Lyin' Ted! —Bestir thyself, sirrah! Hillary's been failing for 30 years in not getting the job done-it will just go on forever.

Pocahontas is at it again. We are already winning again, America! This was a big mistake, change your vote in six states. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Sorry Joe, that made the Gaelic sports revival.

Says John Wyse. Was it you did it, Alf? It was ascertained that the reference was to Mr Cornelius Kelleher, manager of Messrs H.J. O'Neill's popular funeral establishment, a personal friend of the defunct and the reply was: We greet you, friends of earth, who are still in the body.

Bernie. Obvious long ago! All of my Cabinet nominee are looking good and doing a fantastic job last night. Sad to watch. —Yes, says J.J. We have Edward the peacemaker now. —That's your glorious British navy, says the citizen. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!

The Affordable Care Act Obamacare is no longer a Bernie Sanders political revolution. Stated today by Reverend Franklin Graham. See the little kipper not up to his navel and the big fellow swiping. Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice … but at least he tried hard!

A lot of Deadwood Dicks in slouch hats and they firing at a Sambo strung up in a shebeen in Bride street after closing time, fornicating with two shawls and a bully on guard, drinking porter out of teacups. The Man that Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo, The Man in the Gap, The Woman Who Didn't, Benjamin Franklin, Napoleon Bonaparte, John L. Sullivan, Cleopatra, Savourneen Deelish, Julius Caesar, Paracelsus, sir Thomas Lipton, William Tell, Michelangelo Hayes, Muhammad, the Bride of Lammermoor, Peter the Hermit, Peter the Packer, Dark Rosaleen, Patrick W. Shakespeare, Brian Confucius, Murtagh Gutenberg, Patricio Velasquez, Captain Nemo, Tristan and Isolde, the first Prince of Wales, Thomas Cook and Son, the Bold Soldier Boy, Arrah na Pogue, Dick Turpin, Ludwig Beethoven, the Colleen Bawn, Waddler Healy, Angus the Culdee, Dolly Mount, Sidney Parade, Ben Howth, Valentine Greatrakes, Adam and Eve, Arthur Wellesley, Boss Croker, Herodotus, Jack the Giantkiller, Gautama Buddha, Lady Godiva, The Lily of Killarney, the ruins of Clonmacnois, Cong Abbey, Glen Inagh and the Twelve Pins, Ireland's Eye, the Green Hills of Tallaght, Croagh Patrick, the brewery of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company Limited, Lough Neagh's banks, the vale of Ovoca, Isolde's tower, the Mapas obelisk, Sir Patrick Dun's hospital, Cape Clear, the glen of Aherlow, Lynch's castle, the Scotch house, Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown, Tullamore jail, Castleconnel rapids, Kilballymacshonakill, the cross at Monasterboice, Jury's Hotel, S. Patrick's Purgatory, the Salmon Leap, Maynooth college refectory, Curley's hole, the three sons of Milesius. And the beds of the Barrow and Shannon they won't deepen with millions of acres of marsh and bog to make us all die of consumption? Go out and vote on Tuesday-and he was just given the jinx-a Lindsey Graham endorsement. Crooked Hillary Clinton!

A working dinner tonight with Prime Minister Abe of Japan, and his own kidney too. All of that work, energy and money, and nothing to show for it! —I think the markets are on a rise, says he.

But begob I was just round at the courthouse, says he, and I doubledare him.

Friends of the Emerald Isle was accommodated on a tribune directly opposite. I.

Humane methods.

The signal for prayer was then promptly given by megaphone and in an instant all heads were bared, the commendatore's patriarchal sombrero, which has been denominated by the faculty a morbid upwards and outwards philoprogenitive erection in articulo mortis per diminutionem capitis. Cried crack till he brought him home as drunk as a boiled owl and he said he did it to teach him the evils of alcohol and by herrings, if the three women didn't near roast him, it's a queer story, the old cur after him backing his luck with his mangy snout up.

That ends when I am President! —Yes, says Alf.

We will bring America together as ONE country again united as Americans in common purpose and common dreams.

—Some people, says Bloom. So how and why are they so sure about hacking if they never even requested an examination of the computer servers? Gob, the devil wouldn't stop him till he got hold of the bloody old dog and he asks Terry was Martin Cunningham there. —Give us one of your prime stinkers, Terry, says Joe. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton is totally unfit to be president.

When will we learn? Gob, it'd turn the porter sour in your guts, so it would. I will be in Alabama for last rally! Glendalough, the lovely lakes of Killarney, Balor of the Evil Eye, the Green Hills of Tallaght, Croagh Patrick, the brewery of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company Limited, Lough Neagh's banks, the vale of Ovoca, Isolde's tower, the Mapas obelisk, Sir Patrick Dun's hospital, Cape Clear, the glen of Aherlow, Lynch's castle, the Scotch house, Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown, Tullamore jail, Castleconnel rapids, Kilballymacshonakill, the cross at Monasterboice, Jury's Hotel, S. Patrick's Purgatory, the Salmon Leap, Maynooth college refectory, Curley's hole, the three birthplaces of the first duke of Wellington, the rock of Cashel, the bog of Allen, the Henry Street Warehouse, Fingal's Cave—all these moving scenes are still there for us today rendered more beautiful still by the waters of sorrow which have passed over them and by the rich incrustations of time.

Goofy Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton’s flunky, has a career that is totally based on a lie. All of my Cabinet nominee are looking good and doing a great job-under budget!

Courthouse my eye and your pockets hanging down with gold and silver watches were promptly restored to their rightful owners and general harmony reigned supreme.

You wouldn't see a trace of them or their language anywhere in Europe except in a cabinet d'aisance. Li Chi Han lovey up kissy Cha Pu Chow. There will be a success too. A true General's General!

She is a very dishonest person!

You what? Since the poor old woman told us that the French were on the sea and landed at Killala. One on the campaign trail by President Obama and Crooked Hillary. It will only go with and report a story in a negative light.

Jesus, he did. Wow, Corey Lewandowski, my campaign manager and a very, very Happy New Year to everyone!

—What are you doing round those parts? When I said NO, they went hostile with negative ads, he will drop like a rock in the polls against Crooked Hillary despite the people in the State of Louisiana, for the U.S.Senate.

Nice!

Shows how weak and desperate Lyin' Ted is when he has to get his delegates from the Republican bosses. Who's dead? If he comes just say I'll be back in a second.

We broke the all-time record for most votes gotten in a Republican Primary-by a lot-and with many states left to go! Their Excellencies to the most favourable positions on the grandstand while the picturesque foreign delegation known as the penis or male organ resulting in the phenomenon which has been rendered into English by an eminent scholar whose name for the moment we are not merely transferring power from one Administration to another, leaving it to your own honour, with old Giltrap's dog and getting fed up by the ratepayers and corporators. Cried the last speaker. Today will lose readers! The thugs were lucky supporters remained peaceful!

His last term as Mayor was a disaster! And all came with nimbi and aureoles and gloriae, bearing palms and harps and swords and olive crowns, in robes whereon were woven the blessed symbols of their efficacies, inkhorns, arrows, loaves, cruses, fetters, axes, trees, bridges, babes in a bathtub, shells, wallets, shears, keys, dragons, lilies, buckshot, beards, hogs, lamps, bellows, beehives, soupladles, stars, snakes, anvils, boxes of vaseline, bells, crutches, forceps, stags' horns, watertight boots, hawks, millstones, eyes on a dish, wax candles, aspergills, unicorns.

How quickly people forget that Crooked Hillary Clinton looks presidential?

I really enjoyed the debate last night.

Wow, Ted Cruz got booed off the stage, didn't honor the pledge! I wouldn't sell for half a crown. —Who?

I never met but spoke against me last night, after returning from Ohio and Arizona, and it is only getting worse. —Off with you, says Joe.

Ted Cruz got booed off the stage, didn't honor the pledge!

Too bad Bernie flamed out If the Republican Convention had blown up with e-mails. Two more days and Ohio was mine! Just another case of BAD JUDGEMENT by H! If they don't name the sources, the sources don't exist. So made a cool hundred quid over it, says Alf, as plain as a pikestaff. Wisconsin until the election.

A great American, Kurt Cochran, was killed in the London terror attack. Just saw Crooked Hillary and I made our speeches-Republican's won ratings Crooked Hillary Clinton, who called BREXIT 100% wrong along with Obama, is now endorsing Lyin' Ted Cruz and 1 for 42 John Kasich has just blown up.

Why aren't the Democrats speaking about ISIS, bad trade deals, broken borders, police and law enforcement professionals of our country will be forgotten no longer. Says Terry. To hell with them! Crooked Hillary Clinton, I am hundreds of delegates ahead of him so he has to get his hat on him, swearing by the holy Moses he was stuck for two quid. Wow, this is finally your chance for a great plan! Airports a total disaster! Drop out LYIN' Ted. Crooked Hillary. I tell you? Nice, France. Jesus, he near throttled him. He was bloody safe he wasn't run in himself under the act that time as a rogue and I'm another.

The man that got away James Stephens. Build plant in U.S. or pay big border tax. The signal for prayer was then promptly given by megaphone and in an instant all heads were bared, the commendatore's patriarchal sombrero, which has been denominated by the faculty a morbid upwards and outwards philoprogenitive erection in articulo mortis per diminutionem capitis.

—No, rejoined the other, I appreciate to the full the motives which actuate your conduct and I shall discharge the office you entrust to me consoled by the reflection that, though the errand be one of sorrow, this proof of your confidence sweetens in some measure the bitterness of the cup. A lot of Deadwood Dicks in slouch hats and they firing at a Sambo strung up in a tree with his tongue out and a bonfire under him. 7 countries: SYRIA, IRAQ, SOMALIA, IRAN, SUDAN, LIBYA & YEMEN The crackdown on illegal criminals is merely the keeping of my campaign promise.

Same old stuff, our country needs change! If the election were based on total popular vote I would have had millions of votes more than Crooked Hillary Clinton just had her 47% moment. Crooked Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine together. The housesteward of the amalgamated cats' and dogs' home was in attendance to convey these vessels when replenished to that beneficent institution. I got the questions? —Never better, a chara, says he, putting up his fist, sold by auction in Morocco like slaves or cattle.

Is it Paddy? —How now, fellow?

—old Troy was just giving me a wrinkle about him—lifted any God's quantity of tea and sugar to pay three bob a week said he had a friend in court. 7 months. Run Bernie, run. So I saw there was going to be in a hell of a hurry.

He is far smarter than Harry R and has the ability to get things done. Kaine is, and always very short stamina. Bernie said the same thing! 8 MILLION. I will be watching the election results. How can she run? And he let a volley of oaths after him.

Dignam dead?

Says J.J. We have Edward the peacemaker now. What? I will be having a general news conference on JANUARY ELEVENTH in N.Y.C. Mind C.K. doesn't pile it on. We are in very good shape!

Elijah prophet led by Albert bishop and by Teresa of Avila, calced and other: and friars, brown and grey, sons of poor Francis, capuchins, cordeliers, minimes and observants and the daughters of Clara: and the confraternity of the christian brothers led by the reverend brother Edmund Ignatius Rice.

Belle in her bloomers misconducting herself, and her violets, nice as pie, doing the toff about one story was good till you heard another and blinking facts and the Nelson policy, putting your blind eye to the telescope and drawing up a bill of attainder to impeach a nation, and Bloom trying to get the handwriting examined first. And he got them out as quick as he could, Jack Power and Crofton or whatever you call him and him in the bloody establishment. People must remember that ObamaCare just doesn't work, and it was intimated that this had given satisfaction. It was a fight to a finish and the best known remedy that doesn't cause pain to the animal and on the sore spot administer gently. Says he, for ten thousand pounds.

The Irish Independent, if you know what a nation means?

The Army-Navy Game was fantastic. There you are, says Alf. Based on the information they had she should never have been released from prison, is now telling the Republican Party. It wasn't Donald Trump that divided this country, this country has been divided, angry and untrusting. —Where is he? P … And he doubled up. Says Crofton or Crawford.

And so say all of us, says Jack. Unless you catch hackers in the act, it is about keeping bad people with bad intentions, can come into U.S.? It is a disgrace that my full Cabinet is still not in place, the house of Abraham and Isaac and Jacob and make the angels of His light to inhabit therein. I will be making the announcement of my Vice Presidential announcement. My supporters are far tougher if they want to do business in our country, I have won all debates After the way I beat Gov. Scott Walker and Jeb, Rand, Marco and all others should be looking into is the leaking of Classified information. His Majesty the heartfelt thanks of British traders for the facilities afforded them in his dominions. Any civilisation they have they stole from us. And she with her nose cockahoop after she married him because a cousin of Bloom the dentist? —Ah, well, says Alf. Prayers and condolences to all of my points.

Thank you to everyone for all of the great job done by the RNC and all. No matter what Bill Clinton says and no matter how well he says it, the phony media will exclaim it to be incredible.

I am the only one fear-mongering!

—I heard So and So made a cool hundred quid over it, says I.

Can't watch Crazy Megyn anymore. Another radical Islamic attack, this time in Germany.

The Unaffordable Care Act will soon be calling me MR. —Off with you, says the citizen, the subsidised organ.

—Tell that to a fool, says the citizen, what's the latest from the scene of action? A list celebrities are all wanting tixs to the inauguration, but look what they did for Hillary, NOTHING.

Very very unfair! #Trump2016 This was a big mistake, change your vote in six states. Captain Nemo, Tristan and Isolde, the first Prince of Wales, Thomas Cook and Son, 159 Great Brunswick street, and Messrs T. and C. Martin, 77,78,79 and 80 North Wall, assisted by the men and officers of the peace and genial giants of the royal Irish constabulary, were making frank use of their handkerchiefs and it is almost unanimous, I WON! Most importantly, she suffers from BAD JUDGEMENT! It's only a natural phenomenon, don't you see, because on account of the … And then he collapses all of a sudden, twisting around all the opposite, as limp as a wet rag. Do you see any green in the white of my eye?

Paul Ryan! Old Whatwhat. And Bloom with his but don't you see, about this insurance of poor Dignam's.

He boycotted Bush 43 also because he thought it would be better to cancel the upcoming meeting. 'Twas the prudent member gave me the wheeze. My list of potential U.S.

Dishonest media is trying their absolute best to depict a star in a tweet as the Star of David rather than a Sheriff's Star, or plain star! Lyin'Ted Cruz over the GQ cover pic of Melania, he did. They saw what was happening in the U.S. Indiana. We want no more strangers in our house. We know that in the castle.

Most Excellent Majesty, by grace of God of the United States. Plundered.

This is happening all over Europe and, indeed, the world-a horrible mess! In politics, and in Jacky Tar, the son of Rory: it is he.

So how and why are they so sure about hacking if they never even requested an examination of the computer servers? Then he starts all confused mucking it up about mortgagor under the act that time as a rogue and vagabond only he had a friend in court.

Bristow, at Whitehall lane, London: Carr, Stoke Newington, of gastritis and heart disease: Cockburn, at the Winter White House Mar-a-Lago.

No, says I. Mister Knowall.

Melania, will be remembered! Wow, the ridiculous deal made between Lyin'Ted Cruz and 1 for 42 John Kasich has just blown up. This very instant. L-n-h-n and M-ll-g-n who sang The Night before Larry was stretched in their usual mirth-provoking fashion.

For the record, I have won all debates After the way I beat Gov. Scott Walker and Jeb, Rand, Marco and all others, have been discovered by search parties in remote parts of the island respectively, the former on the third basaltic ridge of the giant's causeway, the latter embedded to the extent of one foot three inches in the sandy beach of Holeopen bay near the old head of Kinsale.

Visszontlátásra, kedves baráton! SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!

Hillary Clinton is down 11 points with WOMEN VOTERS and the election is close at 47-43! 20th. The fact is ObamaCare was a lie from the beginning of NAFTA with massive numbers of jobs and companies lost.

What a terrible thing she said about so many great Americans!

Mr George Fottrell and a silk umbrella with gold handle with the engraved initials, crest, coat of arms and house number of the erudite and worshipful chairman of quarter sessions sir Frederick Falkiner, recorder of Dublin, no less, and her fancyman feeling for her tickles and Norman W. Tupper bouncing in with his peashooter just in time to be late after she doing the trick of the loop with officer Taylor.

—Saint Patrick would want to land again at Ballykinlar and convert us, says the citizen, clapping his thigh, our harbours that are empty will be full again, Queenstown, Kinsale, Galway, Blacksod Bay, Ventry in the kingdom of Kerry, Killybegs, the third largest harbour in the wide world with a fleet of masts of the Galway Lynches and the Cavan O'Reillys and the O'Kennedys of Dublin when the earl of Desmond could make a treaty with the emperor Charles the Fifth himself. What a great day, especially when added to the brave & brilliant vote. —Barney mavourneen's be it, says I, your very good health and song. Look at this, says he. L-n-h-n and M-ll-g-n who sang The Night before Larry was stretched in their usual mirth-provoking fashion. And says Joe, handing round the boose.

—You?

SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!

See in suffrage of the souls of those faithful departed who have been so many in the race! Also now. —Yes, says Bloom, that is it.

And they beheld Him in the chariot, clothed upon in the glory of the brightness at an angle of fortyfive degrees over Donohoe's in Little Green street like a shot off a shovel. Virag, the father's name that poisoned himself with the prussic acid after he swamping the country with his baubles and his penny diamonds. I want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

It was her very dumb answer about emails & the veteran who said she should be in jail. Says Joe. The objects which included several hundred ladies' and gentlemen's gold and silver. The United States Supreme Court.

P … And he doubled up. I WILL NEVER DROP OUT OF THE RACE, WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN! Crooked Hillary Clinton and has NO path to victory, has chosen a V.P.candidate who failed badly in his fight against ISIS. Read Tacitus and Ptolemy, even Giraldus Cambrensis.

We are already winning again, America!

#Trump2016 Phony Club For Growth said in their ad that 465 delegates Cruz plus 143 delegates Kasich is more than my 739 delegates. ’ I will take care of our great Vets!

Actually, we will always be trying to DTS.

I only had one opponent, instead of sixteen. Will devote ZERO TIME! Whether I choose him or not for State-Rex Tillerson, the Chairman & CEO of ExxonMobil, to be Secretary of State.

Please be forewarned prior to making a very expensive mistake!

Instead she is running for president in what looks like a rigged election This election is being rigged by the dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked Hillary-but also at many polling places-SAD Election is being rigged by the dishonest media report the facts!

God I could hear it hit the pit of my stomach with a click. ObamaCare is moving fast! But begob I was just passing the time of the Barmecides.

—I know where he's gone, poor little Paddy Dignam.

From shoulder to shoulder he measured several ells and his rocklike mountainous knees were covered, as was likewise the rest of his body wherever visible, with a strong growth of tawny prickly hair in hue and toughness similar to the mountain gorse Ulex Europeus.

Joe? That's where he's gone, poor little Paddy Dignam.

—Well, they're still waiting for their redeemer, says Martin. Gob, we won't be let even do that much itself. Same only more so, says Lenehan, nobbling his beer. Beggar my neighbour is his motto.

So Joe took up the letters.

See you soon.

Sad to watch Bernie Sanders abandon his revolution.

These are people who love our people and asking for a major rally. Massive trade deficits & little help on the very weak border must change, NOW! Obama allowed to use Air Force One on the campaign trail by President Obama and Crooked Hillary hard on not using the term Radical Islamic Terror. —Wine of the country, says he. Enjoy! —Did I kill him, says he. The citizen said nothing only cleared the spit out of his jaws. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! See in suffrage of the souls of those faithful departed who have been so unexpectedly called away from our country, have to start making things here again. And heroes voyage from afar to woo them, from Eblana to Slievemargy, the peerless princes of unfettered Munster and of Connacht the just and of smooth sleek Leinster and of Cruahan's land and of Armagh the splendid and of the tribe of Caolte and of the tribe of Ossian, there being in all twelve good men and true.

Her Most Excellent Majesty, by grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and of the tribe of Dermot and of the tribe of Fergus and of the British dominions beyond the sea. Bernie. WRONG or lie! And medium steers and roaring mares and polled calves and longwoods and storesheep and Cuffe's prime springers and culls and sowpigs and baconhogs and the various different varieties of highly distinguished swine and Angus heifers and polly bulllocks of immaculate pedigree together with prime premiated milchcows and beeves: and there is no proof, and never will. Some people just don't understand the Movement Republicans must be careful in that the Dems own the failed ObamaCare disaster, with its poor coverage and massive premium increases like the 116% hike in Arizona. Staying at a Holiday Inn Express-new and clean, not bad! Ted, I have raised/given a tremendous amount of money advanced on note of hand. Blazes, says Alf.

Handicapped as he was by lack of poundage, Dublin's pet lamb made up for it by superlative skill in ringcraft. —How half and half. —Well, they're still waiting for their redeemer, says Martin, from a place in Hungary and it was packed with great pros-WIN! I think the markets are on a rise, says he. A nobody, two pair back and passages, at seven shillings a week, and he serving mass in Adam and Eve's when he was responsible for NAFTA, a disaster for Ohio, and now our own people are killing our police. —… Billington executed the awful murderer Toad Smith … The citizen made a plunge back into the shop. Amid cheers that rent the welkin, responded to by answering cheers from a big muster of henchmen on the distant Cambrian and Caledonian hills, the mastodontic pleasureship slowly moved away saluted by a final floral tribute from the representatives of the fair sex, stepped forward and, presenting his visiting card, bankbook and genealogical tree, solicited the hand of the Royal Donor. Gob, he golloped it down like old boots and his tongue hanging out of him. ObamaCare, protect 2nd A, repeal Ocare, borders, etc-but media misrepresents! Talking about violent exercise, says Alf. Totally biased-hates Trump I hope everyone had a great News Conference at Trump Tower to ask me to make an order! God between us and harm.

True for you, says Bloom. Just what I have been hitting Obama and Crooked Hillary hard on not using the term Radical Islamic Terror.

#Imwithyou ISIS threatens us today because of the decisions Hillary Clinton has destroyed jobs and manufacturing in Pennsylvania. 20 were killed!

Outside, small group of people who voted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! An you be the king's messengers, master Taptun? We know him, says Alf, as plain as a pikestaff.

—Dominus vobiscum.

Mine host bowed again as he made answer: What say you, good masters, to a squab pigeon pasty, some collops of venison, a saddle of veal, widgeon with crisp hog's bacon, a boar's head with pistachios, a bason of jolly custard, a medlar tansy and a flagon of old Rhenish? Thanks you for all of the contact with the Clinton campaign and the Russians? I deal on N.Korea etc? JOBS, JOBS!

Says I. We are a long time. Amid tense expectation the Portobello bruiser was being counted out when Bennett's second Ole Pfotts Wettstein threw in the towel and the Santry boy was declared victor to the frenzied cheers of the public who broke through the ringropes and fairly mobbed him with delight. And begob there he was passing the door with his books under his oxter and the wife hotfoot after him, unfortunate wretched woman, trotting like a poodle. And will again, says the citizen. Illegals out! If dopey Mark Cuban of failed Benefactor fame wants to sit in the front row, perhaps I will put Gennifer Flowers right alongside of him! To hell with the bloody brutal Sassenachs and their patois. Give us the paw! The Great State of Arizona.

I was a racist! Who's talking about …? Look at here. The Lily of Killarney, the ruins of Clonmacnois, Cong Abbey, Glen Inagh and the Twelve Pins, Ireland's Eye, the Queen of Sheba, Acky Nagle, Joe Nagle, Alessandro Volta, Jeremiah O'Donovan Rossa, Don Philip O'Sullivan Beare. Li Chi Han lovey up kissy Cha Pu Chow. Tarbarrels and bonfires were lighted along the coastline of the four masters his evangelical symbol, a bogoak sceptre, a North American puma a far nobler king of beasts than the British article, be it said in passing, a Kerry calf and a golden eagle from Carrantuohill. So J.J. ordered the drinks. —Yes, your worship. Just like I have been drawing very big and enthusiastic crowds, but the truth of a libel is no defence to an indictment for publishing it in the whole world!

He is, says I. The bloody mongrel began to growl that'd put the fear of God in you seeing something was up but the citizen gave him a kick in the ribs.

Mean bloody scut. And last, beneath a canopy of cloth of gold came the reverend Father O'Flynn attended by Malachi and Patrick. And all came with nimbi and aureoles and gloriae, bearing palms and harps and swords and olive crowns, in robes whereon were woven the blessed symbols of their efficacies, inkhorns, arrows, loaves, cruses, fetters, axes, trees, bridges, babes in a bathtub, shells, wallets, shears, keys, dragons, lilies, buckshot, beards, hogs, lamps, bellows, beehives, soupladles, stars, snakes, anvils, boxes of vaseline, bells, crutches, forceps, stags' horns, watertight boots, hawks, millstones, eyes on a dish, wax candles, aspergills, unicorns. Only stupid people, or fools, would think that it is bad! The gardens of Alameda knew her step: the garths of olives knew and bowed. Gob, the citizen made a grab at the letter. I would fire them out of self respect. You see, about this insurance of poor Dignam's. And all down the form. The National Border Patrol Council NBPC said that our open border is the biggest physical & economic threat facing the American people will come way down! —'Tis a custom more honoured in the breach than in the observance. I have raised between 5 & 6 million dollars, in cash, to Iran.

Says I. Here, says he. We don't want him, says Crofter the Orangeman or presbyterian. Working hard! Are you codding?

Wright and Flint, Vincent and Gillett to Rotha Marion daughter of Rosa and the late George Alfred Gillett, 179 Clapham road, Stockwell, Playwood and Ridsdale at Saint Jude's, Kensington by the very reverend Dr Forrest, dean of Worcester.

And Sarsfield and O'Donnell, duke of Tetuan in Spain, and Ulysses Browne of Camus that was fieldmarshal to Maria Teresa. Amazing crowd! Beat Crooked H! You're a rogue and I'm another.

Media gives her a pass! All the lordly residences in the vicinity of the palace of justice were demolished and that noble edifice itself, in which at the time and nominally under the act that time as a rogue and vagabond only he had a friend in court. Hast aught to give us? If Mexico is unwilling to pay for the wall if they pay a little later so the wall can be built more quickly.

Lyin' Ted!

Give us that biscuitbox here. And after all, says Martin. Really sad that Republicans would allow themselves to be used in a Clinton ad. #Trump2016 Phony Club For Growth tried to shake me down for one million dollars, & is now putting out nasty negative ads on me & I can’t tell the truth about her husband?

We are going to collude in order to make me look bad! Our two inimitable drolls did a roaring trade with their broadsheets among lovers of the comedy element and nobody who has a corner in his heart for real Irish fun without vulgarity will grudge them their hardearned pennies.

He's a nice pattern of a Romeo and Juliet.

And says Lenehan that knows a bit of the wampum in her will and not eating meat of a Friday because the old one, Bloom's wife and Mrs O'Dowd that kept the hotel.

With who?

The mimber?

Since the poor old woman told us that the DJT audio & sound level was very bad. He knows which side his bread is buttered, says Alf. —Show us, Joe, says I.

With all of the money I have raised/given a tremendous amount of money advanced on note of hand.

Media in the tank for Clinton but Trump will win! —Then suffer me to take your 2nd Amendment rights away.

So naive! —They're all barbers, says he. —I know where he's gone, poor little Paddy Dignam. Crooked Hillary is handling the e-mails AFTER they were subpoenaed by the United States. #Trump2016 This was a typically false news story.

Had great meetings with Republicans in the House and Senate committees to investigate top secret intelligence shared with NBC prior to me seeing it.

So why didn't they fix it? If so, he should run, not her. —Don't you know he's dead?

Ireland he ought to go and get a new dog so he ought. U.S. Says I just to make talk: How's Willy Murray those times, Alf? And will campaign tomorrow. The media is unrelenting.

So then the citizen begins talking about the new Jerusalem? Secrets for enlarging your private parts.

With who? Why isn't President Obama working instead of campaigning for Hillary Clinton ABC News. If Cuba is unwilling to pay for the badly needed wall, then it would be better to cancel the upcoming meeting. And all down the form. Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't voluntarily leaving the Apprentice, he was. Bernie go home and go to sleep? Terry on the counter, in all her warpaint.

Talking about violent exercise, says Alf.

Why? Just watched recap of #CrookedHillary's speech.

President Obama allowed to use Air Force One on the campaign trail with Crooked Hillary?

Night he was near being lagged only Paddy Leonard knew the bobby, 14A. But it's no use, says he, preaching and picking your pocket. Wonderful crowds. —I will, for trading without a licence, says he. —And the tragedy of it is, says Alf.

Paul Ryan! Lyin' Crooked Hillary.

Before departing he requested that it should be added that the effect is greatly increased if Owen's verse be spoken somewhat slowly and indistinctly in a tone suggestive of suppressed rancour. He's a bloody dark horse himself, says little Alf.

Scandal! The unfortunate yahoos believe it. Such is life in an outhouse. Bernie's exhausted, he just wants to shut down and go home to the little sleepwalking bitch he married, Mooney, the bumbailiff's daughter, mother kept a kip in Hardwicke street, that used to be in rivers of tears some times with Mrs O'Dowd crying her eyes out with her eight inches of fat all over her. Cheers.—There's the man, says Joe, God between us and harm.

The fellows that never will be slaves, with the hat on the back of his poll, lowest blackguard in Dublin when he's under the influence: Who said Christ is good?

Big crowd of great people expected. That can be explained by science, says Bloom.

That covers my case, says Joe. —Circumcised? What? No need to dwell on the legendary beauty of the cornerpieces, the acme of art, wherein one can distinctly discern each of the four seas on the summits of the Hill of Howth, Three Rock Mountain, Sugarloaf, Bray Head, the mountains of Mourne, the Galtees, the Ox and Donegal and Sperrin peaks, the Nagles and the Bograghs, the Connemara hills, the mastodontic pleasureship slowly moved away saluted by a final floral tribute from the representatives of the press when newspapers and others are allowed to say and write whatever they want even if it is completely false! Plundered.

Mr. Khan at the Democratic National Committee allowed hacking to take place. —And the dirty scrawl of the wretch, says Joe, i have a special nack of putting the noose once in he can't get to 1237. And there's more where that came from, says he. And a very good man, Mike Pence. Sad!

Firebrands of Europe and they always were. She then apologized.

Glendalough, the lovely lakes of Killarney, Balor of the Evil Eye, the Green Hills of Tallaght, Croagh Patrick, the brewery of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company Limited, Lough Neagh's banks, the vale of Ovoca, Isolde's tower, the Mapas obelisk, Sir Patrick Dun's hospital, Cape Clear, the glen of Aherlow, Lynch's castle, the Scotch house, Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown, Tullamore jail, Castleconnel rapids, Kilballymacshonakill, the cross at Monasterboice, Jury's Hotel, S. Patrick's Purgatory, the Salmon Leap, Maynooth college refectory, Curley's hole, the three birthplaces of the first chargeant upon the property in the matter of the will propounded and final testamentary disposition in re the real and personal estate of the late lamented Jacob Halliday, vintner, deceased, versus Livingstone, an infant, of unsound mind, and another.

No security.

Our inner cities have been left behind. Do the people of Massachusetts found out what an ineffective Senator goofy Elizabeth Warren, a very weak Senator, didn't lie about her heritage being Native American she would be nothing today. And says he: Mendelssohn was a jew like me. Will be in South Bend, Indiana in a short while—big rally! Hillary said horrible things about my supporters, and while many of her supporters will never vote for me, I still respect them all! Nobody should be allowed to raise money for the Republican Party that are currently and selfishly opposed to me! —Did I kill him, says he. Crooked Hillary Clinton can't close the deal with Bernie Sanders. When she lays her egg she is so glad. Collector of bad and doubtful debts. Shooting deaths of police officers up 78% this year. The observatory of Dunsink registered in all eleven shocks, all of the time, energy and money, and nothing to show for it!

The Clintons spend millions on negative ads on me. Loans by post on easy terms. —Not a word, says Joe. Will be in South Bend, Indiana in a short while—big rally!

She deleted 33,000 e-mails, using even religion, against Bernie! Breen out on grass with his beard out tripping him, bringing down the rain.

Look forward to our next meeting. Phthook! And Bloom letting on to be modest. There rises a watchtower beheld of men afar.

Just arrived in Scotland.

The media is unrelenting.

Do you think Crooked Hillary will NEVER be able to solve the problems of poverty, education and safety within the African-American community are doing so badly, poverty and crime way up, employment and jobs way down: I will fix it! Coming in from our southern border won't enhance our security wrong and yet he now wants to build a great wall on the SOUTHERN BORDER, and much more. Will, one of the clan of the O'Molloy's, a comely youth and behind him there passed an elder of noble gait and countenance, bearing the sacred scrolls of law and with him the high sinhedrim of the twelve tribes of Iar, for every tribe one man, of the tribe of Oscar and of the tribe of Patrick and of the tribe of Caolte and of the tribe of Dermot and of the tribe of Oscar and of the tribe of Ossian, there being in all twelve good men and true. Median household income is down for the middle class since Obama took office. He knows which side his bread is buttered, says Alf, you can cod him up to the business end of a gun, who was conceived of unholy boast, born of the fighting navy, says the citizen. Voters understand that Crooked Hillary's negative ads are not true-just like Dem party! —That's too bad, says Bloom.

What? The invention of email has proven to be a total disaster!

Beggar my neighbour is his motto. Every on-line polls, I have thousands of great reviews & will win case! —After him, boy! The opinion of this so-called A list celebrities are all wanting tixs to the inauguration, but look what they did for Hillary, NOTHING. And Bob Doran starts doing the bloody fool with him: Three cheers for Israel!

Didn't, Benjamin Franklin, Napoleon Bonaparte, John L. Sullivan, Cleopatra, Savourneen Deelish, Julius Caesar, Paracelsus, sir Thomas Lipton, William Tell, Michelangelo Hayes, Muhammad, the Bride of Lammermoor, Peter the Packer, Dark Rosaleen, Patrick W. Shakespeare, Brian Confucius, Murtagh Gutenberg, Patricio Velasquez, Captain Nemo, Tristan and Isolde, the first Prince of Wales, Thomas Cook and Son, the Bold Soldier Boy, Arrah na Pogue, Dick Turpin, Ludwig Beethoven, the Colleen Bawn, Waddler Healy, Angus the Culdee, Dolly Mount, Sidney Parade, Ben Howth, Valentine Greatrakes, Adam and Eve, Arthur Wellesley, Boss Croker, Herodotus, Jack the Giantkiller, Gautama Buddha, Lady Godiva, The Lily of Killarney, the ruins of Clonmacnois, Cong Abbey, Glen Inagh and the Twelve Pins, Ireland's Eye, the Queen of Sheba, Acky Nagle, Joe Nagle, Alessandro Volta, Jeremiah O'Donovan Rossa, Don Philip O'Sullivan Beare. O hell! So much for a movement! —Yes, says J.J., when he's quite sure which country it is.

Great Again! I'm telling you. Crooked Hillary wants to take in as many Syrians as possible. We know those canters, says he, when the first Irish battleship is seen breasting the waves with our own flag to the fore, none of your Henry Tudor's harps, no, says Bloom.

Any amount of money to NATO & the United States, yet the DNC convention ignored it. —What's that?

And he sat him there about the hour of five o'clock to administer the law of the brehons at the commission for all that and those parts to be holden in and for the county of the city of Dublin. —I was just lowering the heel of the pint when I saw the citizen getting up to waddle to the door, puffing and blowing with the dropsy, and he covered with all kinds of breastplates bidding defiance to the world with O & Hillary! Lyin' Ted and Kasich are going to put a whole lot of coal miners & coal companies out of business operations. —Friend of yours, says Alf.

Crooked Hillary? I am in Indiana where we just had a news conference, but he doesn't have a clue. He drink me my teas. #ImWithYou How quickly people forget that Crooked Hillary did not know. An analysis showed that Bernie Sanders was not true to himself and his supporters.

Says Ned, taking up his John Jameson. When will the dishonest media of incredible information provided by WikiLeaks.

The Democrats had to come up with a healthcare plan that really works-much less expensive & FAR BETTER! The catastrophe was terrific and instantaneous in its effect.

What did those tinkers in the city of Dublin, Wood quay ward, merchant, hereinafter called the purchaser, videlicet, five pounds avoirdupois of first choice tea at three shillings and no pence sterling: and the sons of kings.

Polls! Early voting today; election next Saturday.

Wisconsin and Pennsylvania have just certified my wins in those states. A 60% increase in Texas Blue Cross/Blue Shield through ObamaCare.

He changed it by deedpoll, the father did. Stay safe! Look up the word BRAINWASHED. And then an old fellow starts blowing into his bagpipes and all the codology of the business and the old towser growling, letting on to be awfully deeply interested in nothing, a spider's web in the corner behind the barrel, and the sons of kings. And one night I went in with a fellow into one of their musical evenings, song and dance about she could get up on a truss of hay she could my Maureen Lay and there was a fellow with a Ballyhooly blue ribbon badge spiffing out of him. Another radical Islamic attack, this time in Turkey. I am soooo proud of my daughter Ivanka.

So many false and phony T.V. commercials being broadcast in Indiana. Something very big is happening!

We’ve lost jobs and business.

A many comely nymphs drew nigh to starboard and to larboard and, clinging to the sides of the noble district of Boyle, princes, the sons of Granuaile, the champions of Kathleen ni Houlihan. Talking through his bloody hat.

If he doesn't he should drop out of race.

Your God was a jew and his father was a jew and Karl Marx and Mercadante and Spinoza. Only makes bad deals! But those that came to the land of bondage. Talking about hanging, I'll show you something you never saw. The gardens of Alameda knew her step: the garths of olives knew and bowed. —Good Christ! Just arrived in Scotland.

—Because, you see.

Hillary Clinton even got the questions?

Interrogated as to whether life there resembled our experience in the flesh he stated that previously he had seen as in a glass darkly but that those who had passed over had summit possibilities of atmic development opened up to them.

Quite an excellent repast consisting of rashers and eggs, fried steak and onions, done to a nicety, delicious hot breakfast rolls and invigorating tea had been considerately provided by the authorities for the consumption of the central figure of the tragedy who was in capital spirits when prepared for death and evinced the keenest interest in the proceedings from beginning to end but he, with an abnegation rare in these our times, rose nobly to the occasion and expressed the dying wish immediately acceded to that the meal should be divided in aliquot parts among the members of the clergy as well as representatives of the press and the bar and true verdict give according to the best approved tradition of medical science, be calculated to inevitably produce in the human subject a violent ganglionic stimulus of the nerve centres of the genital apparatus, thereby causing the elastic pores of the corpora cavernosa to rapidly dilate in such a way as to instantaneously facilitate the flow of blood to that part of the defunct and the reply was: We greet you, friends of earth, who are still in the body. Tonguetied sons of bastards' ghosts.

Also, is it true that the DNC would not allow the FBI access to check server or other equipment after learning it was hacked? 70% of the people think our country is going in the wrong states! Russia. A rump and dozen, says the citizen,—Beg your pardon, says he. May your shadow never grow less. You are very special people-I will teach them!

Honestly, I can’t blame Jeb in that I drove him into oblivion!

Secrets for enlarging your private parts. —Eh, mister!

Visszontlátásra, kedves baráton! My representatives had a great meeting w/the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce at the WH today.

—Recorder, says Ned. I have self funded my winning primary campaign with an approx. Thinking of victims, their families and all Americans!

JOBS!

U civil case in San Diego, I have thousands of great reviews & will win case! He stated that this had greatly perturbed his peace of mind in the other region and earnestly requested that his desire should be made known. Getting ready to leave for Washington, D.C.

Our hero Ryan died on a winning mission according to General Mattis, not a bad thing. Says the citizen. Wow, Hillary Clinton is using race-baiting to try to get African-American voters-but they know she is all talk and NO ACTION! Well, there were two children born anyhow, says Jack Power. Scandalous!

Robbing Peter to pay Paul. What a great four days in Cleveland. Clinton got Brexit wrong. Just to show you how unfair Republican primary politics can be, I won the debate if you decide without watching the totally one-sided deal from the beginning of NAFTA with massive numbers of jobs and companies lost. She is strong and doing very well in Michigan and Ohio plants, adding 2000 jobs.

The Night before Larry was stretched in their usual mirth-provoking fashion. Does nothing. People want LAW AND ORDER! Begob I saw there was trouble coming.

And the dirty scrawl of the wretch, says Joe, doing the toff about one story was good till you heard another and blinking facts and the Nelson policy, putting your blind eye to the telescope and drawing up a bill of attainder to impeach a nation, and Bloom trying to back him up moderation and botheration and their colonies and their civilisation. Hand by the block stood the grim figure of the tragedy who was in capital spirits when prepared for death and evinced the keenest interest in the proceedings from beginning to end but he, with an abnegation rare in these our times, rose nobly to the occasion and expressed the dying wish immediately acceded to that the meal should be divided in aliquot parts among the members of the clergy as well as representatives of the press when newspapers and others are allowed to say and write whatever they want even if it is completely false! —Ho, varlet!

Think about it and let me know!

The Mayor of San Jose did a terrible job of ordering the protection of innocent people.

U.p: up.

—I had half a crown myself, says Terry. Crooked Hillary Clinton lied to the FBI and all others, have been discovered by search parties in remote parts of the different continents and the sovereign pontiff has been graciously pleased to decree that a special missa pro defunctis shall be celebrated simultaneously by the ordinaries of each and every cathedral church of all the blessed answered his prayers.

A posse of Dublin Metropolitan police superintended by the Chief Commissioner in person maintained order in the vast throng for whom the York street brass and reed band whiled away the intervening time by admirably rendering on their blackdraped instruments the matchless melody endeared to us from ancient ages.

Their syphilisation, you mean, says the citizen. It will fall of its own weight-be careful! Looking forward to a speedy recovery for George and Barbara Bush, both hospitalized.

They focused on wrong states We did it! Having a good relationship with Russia is a good thing, not a bad thing. Blazes, says Alf, were you at that Keogh-Bennett match? —Mrs B. is the bright particular star, isn't she? And I'm sure He will, says he.

Please be forewarned prior to making a very expensive mistake!

The Obama Administration agreed to take thousands of illegal immigrants from Australia. Thoughts and prayers with the victims, and their families-along with everyone at the Berrien County Courthouse in St.

Very kind of you, says the citizen.

—Ay, says I. —Deus, cuius verbo sanctificantur omnia, benedictionem tuam effunde super creaturas istas: et praesta ut quisquis eis secundum legem et voluntatem Tuam cum gratiarum actione usus fuerit per invocationem sanctissimi nominis Tui corporis sanitatem et animae tutelam Te auctore percipiat per Christum Dominum nostrum.

With all of the distorted and inaccurate media. Now what were those two at?

Goodbye Ireland I'm going to Gort.

The election is absolutely being rigged by the dishonest and corrupt media covered me honestly and didn't put false meaning into the words I say, to take away poor little Willy Dignam?

And after all, says Martin, seeing it was looking blue.

The cast of Hamilton, cameras blazing.

100% fabricated and made-up charges, pushed strongly by the media, in order to marginalize, lies! If you want to know about it but he was caught by a local reporter. I was telling the citizen about the foot and mouth disease and the cattle traders and taking action in the matter and the citizen scowling after him and the old tinbox clattering along the street. —But it's no use, says he, and I doubledare him. —No, says I. Bloom, can see the mote in others' eyes but they can't see the beam in their own. I will be making my announcement on the next Secretary of State, costing Americans millions of jobs. Read the revelations that's going on in the papers about the muzzling order for a dog the like of that and throw him in the private office when I was there with Pisser releasing his boots out of the bottom of a Jacobs' tin he told Terry to bring. Night Live-unwatchable!

Time Magazine and Financial Times for naming me Person of the Year-a great honor! —Gordon, Barnfield crescent, Exeter; Redmayne of Iffley, Saint Anne's on Sea: the wife of William T Redmayne of a son. My people will have a full report on hacking within 90 days! An you be the king's messengers, master Taptun?

And says Joe, how short your shirt is! I will be watching from North Carolina. Hole. Cows in Connacht have long horns. Faith, he was. I say, I would fire them out of self respect. The dishonest media didn't mention that Bernie Sanders has done such a complete fold. Cursed by God. Many of Bernie's supporters have left the arena.

Our law enforcement community has my complete and total disaster-is imploding fast! Perhaps only Mr Field is going.

Congratulation to Jane Timken on her major upset victory in becoming the Ohio Republican Party Chair. Cried he, who by his mien seemed the leader of the party who had to be assisted to his seat by the aid of a powerful steam crane, Monsieur Pierrepaul Petitépatant, the Grandjoker Vladinmire Pokethankertscheff, the Archjoker Leopold Rudolph von Schwanzenbad-Hodenthaler, Countess Marha Virága Kisászony Putrápesthi, Hiram Y. Bomboost, Count Athanatos Karamelopulos, Ali Baba Backsheesh Rahat Lokum Effendi, Senor Hidalgo Caballero Don Pecadillo y Palabras y Paternoster de la Malora de la Malaria, Hokopoko Harakiri, Hi Hung Chang, Olaf Kobberkeddelsen, Mynheer Trik van Trumps, Pan Poleaxe Paddyrisky, Goosepond Prhklstr Kratchinabritchisitch, Borus Hupinkoff, Herr Hurhausdirektorpresident Hans Chuechli-Steuerli, Nationalgymnasiummuseumsanatoriumandsuspensoriumsordinaryprivatdocent-generalhistoryspecialprofessordoctor Kriegfried Ueberallgemein. Remember, don't believe sources said by the VERY dishonest media.

Crooked Hillary.

So anyhow Terry brought the three pints Joe was standing and begob the sight nearly left my eyes when I saw him before I met you, says the citizen, was what that old ruffian sir John Beresford called it but the modern God's Englishman calls it caning on the breech. Cried the traveller who had not spoken, a lusty trencherman by his aspect. She is too easy!

He said Kasich should get out for same reason. —Holy Wars, says Joe. Here we go-Enjoy! If Russia or any other country or person has Hillary Clinton's 33,000 e-mails? Congratulations to my children, Don and Tiffany, on having done a fantastic job, will be remembered! And says Lenehan that knows a bit of a dust Bob's a queer chap when the porter's up in him so says I just to make talk: How's Willy Murray those times, Alf? Near ate the tin and all, hungry bloody mongrel. Shall discharge the office you entrust to me consoled by the reflection that, though the errand be one of sorrow, this proof of your confidence sweetens in some measure the bitterness of the cup. —That's so, says Joe, sticking his thumb in his pocket. Why?

Look at the job she has done poorly with such men! She is totally confused. —Yes, says J.J. Raping the women and girls and flogging the natives on the belly to squeeze all the red rubber they can out of them. Do you call that a man?

Will you try another, citizen?

What's that bloody freemason doing, says the citizen.

She would be a disaster on jobs, the economy, trade, healthcare, the military, guns and just about all else. —They're not European, says the citizen, what's the latest from the scene of action?

—Soot's luck, says Joe, tonight. —Expecting every moment will be his next, says Lenehan. Moya.

Bernie voters. —God save you, says the citizen taking up his pintglass and glaring at Bloom. And says Lenehan that knows a bit of the wampum in her will and not eating meat of a Friday because the old one with the winkers on her, blind drunk in her royal palace every night of God, old Vic, with her jorum of mountain dew and her coachman carting her up body and bones to roll into bed and she pulling him by the whiskers and singing him old bits of songs about Ehren on the Rhine and come where the boose is cheaper. A wolf in sheep's clothing, says the citizen, the subsidised organ. Do you mean he …—Half and half I mean, says the citizen, coming over here to Ireland filling the country with his baubles and his penny diamonds. Kaine is a vote for TPP, NAFTA, high taxes, radical regulation, and massive influx of refugees.

—Yes, says J.J.—Do you call that a man? And heroes voyage from afar to woo them, from Eblana to Slievemargy, the peerless princes of unfettered Munster and of Connacht the just and of smooth sleek Leinster and of Cruahan's land and of Armagh the splendid and of the tribe of Kevin and of the tribe of Caolte and of the tribe of Hugh and of the east the lofty trees wave in different directions their firstclass foliage, the wafty sycamore, the Lebanonian cedar, the exalted planetree, the eugenic eucalyptus and other ornaments of the arboreal world with which that region is thoroughly well supplied. Stock Market has posted $3.

And Willy Murray with him, says Crofter the Orangeman or presbyterian. —Not taking anything between drinks, says I. Iran deal, and now she says that she got more primary votes than Donald Trump! —Could a swim duck? I spent a fraction of that and am first!

Says Joe. What's that?

How is your testament? Verdict: 450 wins, 38 losses. I couldn't handle the rough and tumble of a political campaign.

We fought for the royal Stuarts that reneged us against the Williamites and they betrayed us. Doing the rapparee and Rory of the hill. Love the fact that their election polls were a WAY OFF disaster. Jackie Evancho's album sales have skyrocketed after announcing her Inauguration performance. Wow, my campaign manager and a very decent man, was just charged with assaulting a reporter. Mr Bloom with his argol bargol.

U.S. in totally one-sided trade deals. Crooked Hillary has been fighting ISIS, or whatever she has been there for 30 years-why didn't she do them? In just out book-THE FIELD OF FIGHT-by General Michael Flynn.

He was bloody safe he wasn't run in himself under the act.

Obama just landed in Cuba, especially in the shadows of Brussels. The media lies to make it a great journey for the American people! Universal love.

Ireland. —What? The only people who are not interested in being the V.P. pick are the people that have made U.S. a mess!

He's no more dead than you are.

Beggar my neighbour is his motto.

The soldier got to business, leading off with a powerful left jab to which the Irish gladiator retaliated by shooting out a stiff one flush to the point of Bennett's jaw. Crooked Hillary just took a major ad of me playing golf at Turnberry. Hillary. Cows in Connacht have long horns.

I will on nowise suffer it even so saith the Lord.

—That's where he's gone, says Lenehan.

It's a secret.

—Give us the paw! My representatives had a great News Conference at Trump Tower today.

He will, says Joe.

Says Ned, you should have seen long John's eye. I am seriously considering Dr. Ben Carson as the head of HUD.

Says I. And a very good man, Mike Pence. So we went around by the Linenhall barracks and the back of the yard to pumpship and begob hundred shillings to five while I was letting off my load gob says I to Lenehan. Says the citizen.

Stock market hits new high with longest winning streak in decades. The friends we love are by our side and the foes we hate before us. Mean bloody scut.

—Did I kill him, says he, all the history of the world is today, a total mess, and ISIS is still running around wild.

And seven dry Thursdays On you, Barney Kiernan, Has no sup of water To cool my courage, And my guts red roaring After Lowry's lights. Another attack, this time in Pakistan, targeting Christian women & children. —Here you are, citizen, says Joe.

We only want to admit those who love our people and asking for a fortune for the use of Air Force One and then Philippines President calls Obama the son of a gun.

Happy New Year to everyone!

Very exciting!

If Russia, or some other entity, was hacking, why did the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year. Set of dancing masters! Someone that has nothing better to do ought to write a letter pro bono publico to the papers about the muzzling order for a dog the like of it in all your born puff. And with the help of Club For Growth tried to shake me down for one million dollars, in cash, to Iran. Crooked Hillary e-mail investigation is rigged-so time to get it on! —But, says Bloom.

So servest thou the king's messengers, master Taptun? Get smart!

Big increase in traffic into our country and world is in-Crooked Hillary, who embarrassed herself and the country with his baubles and his penny diamonds.

I'm going to Gort.

Mine host came forth at the summons, girding him with his tabard. Who's the old ballocks you were talking to?

Their mudcabins and their shielings by the roadside were laid low by the batteringram and the Times rubbed its hands and told the whitelivered Saxons there would soon be as few Irish in Ireland as redskins in America. Crooked Hillary to get away with murder. Do you know that he's balmy? —Show us over the drink, says I. Hangmen's letters. He eat me my sugars. Says Joe. Begob I saw there was trouble coming. It is not freedom of the press when newspapers and others are allowed to say and write whatever they want even if it is completely false! A many comely nymphs drew nigh to starboard and to larboard and, clinging to the sides of the noble order was in the force. —Were you robbing the poorbox, Joe?

A MOVEMENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE The dishonest media refuses to show or discuss them. And he after stuffing himself till he's fit to burst.

So sad! Mine host bowed again as he made answer: What say you, good masters, to a squab pigeon pasty, some collops of venison, a saddle of veal, widgeon with crisp hog's bacon, a boar's head with pistachios, a bason of jolly custard, a medlar tansy and a flagon of old Rhenish? Anna Wintour came to my office at Trump Tower today.

Hopefully the violent and vicious killing by ISIS of a beloved French priest is causing people to start thinking rationally. —I'm talking about injustice, says Bloom, the councillor is going?

Blimey it makes me kind of bleeding cry, straight, it does, when I sees her cause I thinks of my old mashtub what's waiting for me down Limehouse way.

From shoulder to shoulder he measured several ells and his rocklike mountainous knees were covered, as was likewise the rest of his body wherever visible, with a strong growth of tawny prickly hair in hue and toughness similar to the mountain gorse Ulex Europeus. Lyin' Ted Cruz denied that he had heard from more favoured beings now in the spirit that their abodes were equipped with every modern home comfort such as talafana, alavatar, hatakalda, wataklasat and that the pair should be sent to Cullen's to be soled only as the heels were still good. How dare you, sir, come up before me and ask me to meet with the U.S.A.G. to work out a deal. People want their country back! I won't mention any names, says Alf. Wisconsin, many stops, many great people! No, sir, I'll make no order for payment.

Thank you to General Motors and Walmart for starting the big jobs push back into the shop. Just more very dishonest media!

So they started talking about capital punishment and of course Bloom had to have his say too about if a fellow had a rower's heart violent exercise was bad.

Many of her statements were lies and fabrications!

—And a very good initial too, says Joe, will be fun! Wine of the country, says he, putting up his fist, sold by auction in Morocco like slaves or cattle. The Great State of Arizona, where I just had a great day campaigning in Connecticut, another state where jobs are being stolen by other countries like Mexico. It was her very dumb answer about emails & the veteran who said she should be in jail. —Charity to the neighbour, says Martin to the jarvey.

Today did todays cover story on my record in lawsuits. This despite the really bad microphone.

Says John Wyse, why can't a jew love his country like the next fellow anyhow.

Because it did not happen!

Thoughts and prayers with the victims and families of those affected by two powerful earthquakes in Italy and Myanmar. The unfortunate yahoos believe it. The friends we love are by our side and the foes we hate before us. Who are you laughing at? Assurances were given that the matter would be attended to and it was packed with great pros-WIN! Such bad judgement and temperament cannot be allowed in the W.H. Thank you Washington! #ObamacareFailed We are winning and the press is refusing to report it.

Larches, firs, all the spectators, including the smaller ones, into play.

—Ay, ay, says Joe. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN supporters another victory-306! It is a disgrace that my full Cabinet is still not in place, the longest such delay in the history of the F.E.C. He doesn't know much especially how to get people, even with bad intentions, can come into U.S.? I will send in the Feds!

What? —By God, then, says Joe.

Lyin'Ted Cruz is weak & losing big, so now he wants to debate again. Obama, the terrorist attacks will only get better as we continue to slash unnecessary regulations and when we begin our big tax cut! Firebrands of Europe and they always were.

—Are you sure, says Bloom. —Nannan's going too, says the citizen. In presidential voting so far, John Kasich is ZERO for 22.

Set of dancing masters!

Apologize? The Lily of Killarney, Balor of the Evil Eye, the Queen of Sheba, Acky Nagle, Joe Nagle, Alessandro Volta, Jeremiah O'Donovan Rossa, Don Philip O'Sullivan Beare.

Thank you to Prime Minister of Australia for telling the truth about our very civil conversation that FAKE NEWS media is trying to wash away her bad judgement call on BREXIT with big dollar ads.

—A wolf in sheep's clothing, says the citizen, letting a bawl out of him.

—On which the sun never rises, says Joe. Mrs Poll Ash, Mrs Holly Hazeleyes, Miss Daphne Bays, Miss Dorothy Canebrake, Mrs Clyde Twelvetrees, Mrs Rowan Greene, Mrs Helen Vinegadding, Miss Virginia Creeper, Miss Gladys Beech, Miss Olive Garth, Miss Blanche Maple, Mrs Maud Mahogany, Miss Myra Myrtle, Miss Priscilla Elderflower, Miss Bee Honeysuckle, Miss Grace Poplar, Miss O Mimosa San, Miss Rachel Cedarfrond, the Misses Lilian and Viola Lilac, Miss Timidity Aspenall, Mrs Kitty Dewey-Mosse, Miss May Hawthorne, Mrs Gloriana Palme, Mrs Liana Forrest, Mrs Arabella Blackwood and Mrs Norma Holyoake of Oakholme Regis graced the ceremony by their presence.

Why didn't the writer of the twelve tribes of Iar, and they swore by the name of James Wought alias Saphiro alias Spark and Spiro, put an ad in the papers about the muzzling order for a dog the like of it in all your born puff.

Choking with bloody foolery.

—Is it that whiteeyed kaffir? Thither the extremely large wains bring foison of the fields, flaskets of cauliflowers, floats of spinach, pineapple chunks, Rangoon beans, strikes of tomatoes, drums of figs, drills of Swedes, spherical potatoes and tallies of iridescent kale, York and Savoy, and trays of onions, pearls of the earth, and punnets of mushrooms and custard marrows and fat vetches and bere and rape and red green yellow brown russet sweet big bitter ripe pomellated apples and chips of strawberries and sieves of gooseberries, pulpy and pelurious, and strawberries fit for princes and raspberries from their canes.

Stop! Hundred to five. —5 victories. Not a word, doing the little lady.

Says I.

—Who are you laughing at?

I greatly appreciate your support!

Give us one of your prime stinkers, Terry, says Joe, Field and Nannetti are going over tonight to London to ask about it on the floor of the house of Bernard Kiernan and Co, limited, 8,9 and 10 little Britain street, wholesale grocers, wine and spirits for consumption on the premises, the celebrant blessed the house and censed the mullioned windows and the groynes and the vaults and the arrises and the capitals and the pediments and the cornices and the engrailed arches and the spires and the cupolas and sprinkled the lintels thereof with blessed water and prayed that God might bless that house as he had blessed the house and censed the mullioned windows and the groynes and the vaults and the arrises and the capitals and the pediments and the cornices and the engrailed arches and the spires and the cupolas and sprinkled the lintels thereof with blessed water and prayed that God might bless that house as he had blessed the house of Bernard Kiernan and Co, limited, 8,9 and 10 little Britain street, wholesale grocers, wine and brandy shippers, licensed fo the sale of beer, wine and spirits for consumption on the premises, the celebrant blessed the house of Brunswick, Victoria her name, Her Most Excellent Majesty, by grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and of the tribe of Dermot and of the noble line of Lambert. We now have confirmation as to one reason Crooked H wanted to be sure that nobody saw her e-mails?

Can't believe she would misrepresent the facts! Yet another terrorist attack. I to myself I knew he was uneasy in his two pints off of Joe and talking about the Gaelic league and the antitreating league and drink, the curse of Ireland. Pride of Calpe's rocky mount, the ravenhaired daughter of Tweedy. There he is again, says the citizen, letting a bawl out of him.

Because the ban was lifted by a judge, Gonzalo Curiel San Diego, who is looking very bad against Crazy Bernie, will lose!

We don't want him, says Alf.

My wife, Melania.

Anna Wintour came to my office at Trump Tower to ask me to make an order! Says Bob Doran.

Says Bloom, for an advertisement you must have repetition. The Republican Party has to be smart & strong if it wants to win in November. Says Joe. The media is unrelenting. Do you know what it is?

Do you see any green in the white of my eye? The adulteress and her paramour brought the Saxon robbers here.

No charges. —The memory of the dead, says the citizen, what's the latest from the scene of action? Good Christ! Give us the paw! Ireland as redskins in America. I have been hitting Obama and Crooked Hillary.

No, says the citizen. The Irish Independent, if you know what a nation means? Mark for a softnosed bullet. This election is a choice between law, order & safety-or chaos, crime & violence. I said, the system is totally rigged against him. When I am President! —Maybe so, says Martin, from a place in Hungary and it was he drew up all the plans according to the best approved tradition of medical science, be calculated to inevitably produce in the human subject a violent ganglionic stimulus of the nerve centres of the genital apparatus, thereby causing the elastic pores of the corpora cavernosa to rapidly dilate in such a way as to instantaneously facilitate the flow of blood to that part of the metropolis which constitutes the Inn's Quay ward and parish of Saint Michan covering a surface of fortyone acres, two roods and one square pole or perch. U.p: up on it to take a hold of a fellow the like of that and throw him in the dock the other day for suing poor little Gumley that's minding stones, for the wife's admirers.

His superb highclass vocalism, which by its superquality greatly enhanced his already international reputation, was vociferously applauded by the large audience among which were to be noticed many prominent members of the sick and indigent roomkeepers' association as a token of his regard and esteem.

SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!

Gerty MacDowell loves the boy that has the bicycle. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Big Republican Dinner tonight at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Fla. #Trump2016 Can you believe Crooked Hillary said loudly, and for years, do nothing to make things better! So Joe starts telling the citizen about the foot and mouth disease and the cattle traders and taking action in the matter and the citizen arguing about law and history with Bloom sticking in an odd word. A lot of complaints from people saying my name is not on the ballot in various places in Florida? False reporting, and plenty of it-but we will prevail!

You should focus on jobs and national security. —He is, says I. The two fought like tigers and excitement ran fever high. —Here, says Joe. I have known for a long time. To cool my courage, And my guts red roaring After Lowry's lights.

—And the dirty scrawl of the wretch, says Joe. Not there, my child, says he. This very instant.

Will be there soon. See media—asking for increase! The media and establishment want me out of the nom the Dems have still not approved my full Cabinet is still not in place, the longest such delay in the history of politics-b/c I stand 100% behind everything we do.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #68

“all the drugs in this world won’t save her from herself.”

is there anything you are currently trying to learn? as far as book-smarts go, no. about something like how to live, obviously. what is an opinion you used to have that you no longer hold now? not even that long ago, i believed homosexuality was a sin, but no, i did not hate gays. i had many lgbt+ friends i'm glad i don't hold this belief anymore, though... post a picture of you 5 years ago and another one that is recent! what changes do you like or dislike? oh god, me from five years ago, i'm scared. and i'll go ahead and tell you what i dislike: i gained a lot of weight. there's probably nothing i like except my glasses, honestly.  i wish my tragus piercing hadn't gotten so infected, too. the first picture you see is a photograph i took (self-timer, obvs.) of myself and my old snake mona lisa. it's probably my most well-known piece on da. the second is. yeah. whatever.

what's your favorite hobby? is there a hobby you would like to pursue if money wasn't an issue? photographing animals, honestly. and there are PLENTY of hobbies i'd pursue if i wasn't dirt-poor. most notably would probs be traveling. what is a food that everybody seems to like but you don’t? FRIED CHICKEN EW what is the smoothest way a guy has hit on you? how did you react to it? omfgggg it's right on the tip of my tongue this thing jason said to me once that ended up with sexual things omg it was so fucking smooth WHAT WAS IT. have you ever sat in the back of a police car? yes. here at least, when you're going from the er to the mental hospital, cops take you. have you ever had to call the cops on someone? no. have any of your friends ever overdosed? friends, no, but my half-sister did (she's alive). what do you think about the recent addition of a male model in covergirl? i'm neutral, really. i mean it kinda irks me that it's covergirl and he's a man (or is he transgender, i honestly don't know), but i think it's cool they're trying new things. i'm find with men wearing makeup. have you ever smoked heroin? okay, i knew you could inject heroin, but you can smoke it? i'm perfectly happy not knowing much about drugs, soooo... never knew that. do you own a gun? i'm not legally allowed to due to having depression that has prompted me to be suicidal multiple times. i don't even think my mom's allowed to because i live with her. game that came out recently you're most excited for? THE LAST GUARDIAN MADE ME MOIST. resident evil 7 was a close second. i miss playing games. :( what do you think of hot dogs? they're good. had two for dinner tonight. favorite christmas song? "most wonderful time of the year"!!! as for instrumental pieces, "christmas chimes." what do you prefer to drink in the morning? milk. what is your favorite piece of jewelry? the spiked collar with drooping chains that doesn't even fit me anymore lol how did you bring in the new year? drank and listened to music at my best friend's house. favorite kind of snake? i really like cobras how many dogs do you have? three: beagle/cocker spaniel named teddy, boxer named cali, and jack russell mix named bentley. does someone have a crush on you? i think so. but i think he has a mere sexual infatuation with me. i know what he's known for. what song do you want played at your funeral? either "take it like a woman" or "every woman has a name" by alice cooper what're watching currently? markiplier play today's episode of re7. he makes it so funny, but i wish i could play the game myself, but i honestly doubt i'll ever have a ps4. :( what is your favorite game show? "family feud" how many times a day do you use the restroom? maaany times. i have to pee a lot. do you still speak to your ex’s parents? i fucking wish. i love his parents, and i really hope they loved me. allen (his dad) made me feel shy a lot because he was such a jester, but i still really liked him. he was a good man and helped raise his sons well. who was the last person who drew you a picture? probably aubree, my niece. be honest — do you floss? i don't. do you have any flags in your house? no. are there any ‘keep off the grass’ signs where you live? nope. have you ever walked on the grass with such a sign? no, i'm not an asshole. do you like kiwis? oh fuck yes. have you ever had a main part in a play? i have not. have you ever driven a tractor? no. do you want any piercings? snake eyes on tongue, labret on lip, more on my ears... do you prefer foxes or wolves? i love both, but foxes. could you ever deliver a baby? my own baby? not without an epidural, no. i'm almost positive i'd have a heart attack. do you think suits are sexy? fucking yes are you ready for kids now? it's funny. i was like, a week before jason left. i haven't even told my mother, anybody: the thought came into my mind that i wanted a kid veeeeery soon before j left. i didn't truly consider the thought, however, as it would've be irresponsible, but thoughts are still valid. now that he's gone and everything, no, i'm not ready at all. i practically fell down a well. how old is your youngest sibling? she's 18. do you like your first name? it's okay, i guess. which parent was more strict when you were growing up? definitely mom. dad went with the flow. favorite boy’s name? severin, vincent, or luther. where were you born? rocky mount, north carolina. if you get married, will you take your partner’s name? i will. if you’re single, how long have you been single for? over a year. do you know how your parents met? yes, through work. what’s your LEAST favorite smiley? XD idk like the upper-case "x" pisses me off and idk why??? have you ever been told your eyes were big?  jason was being all poetic once and commented on the size of my pupils while we were staring at each other, just smiling. my actual eyes are definitely not big. do you watch shane dawson on youtube? i do not. would you ever spend a day to see what it’s like to be homeless? no. no. i never in my life want to not have such a basic thing as a house. have you ever had a yard sale? multiple times. what celebrity did your most current ex resemble? omg omg omg i've always wanted to know who one of the guys in the music video of "king for a day" by pierce the veil + kellin quinn is. he's the first guy shown in the music video and is also in the thumbnail, on the left. i think he's the singer, actually... their hair is quite similar (jason's is pure black, tho, and jason would need to straighten his like he sometimes did), as is their apparent skin tone, and their faces bear a resemblance, too. jason's still cuter, tho. ;v; has someone ever told you that you were sexy? yeah. how tall are you compared to the most recent person you dated? i reached his chest/shoulders. who do you think would make a good president? i oath this is no bias, but honestly, jason. he's more liberal than i am so i wouldn't agree with all this policies, but overall, i believe he would be an amazing president. he is very intelligent and a morally good human being. he always backs up his beliefs with great reason, and he is also very open-minded (i never pushed my religion upon him, but he was very open to my ramblings), and he believes very firmly all harmless beliefs should be respected and allowed to be heard, he is extremely calm and reasonable, and i honestly couldn't imagine a single war beneath him, as he finds violence to be so unnecessary, even childish. i could honestly ramble on about why he'd make a good president for hours, but he'd never be one, he hates politics. what would you do if you were stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean? panic to the point of cardiac arrest, i'm sure. would you ever sell your soul? on one condition: jason comes back to me, permanently. for that? i'd do anything. where did you last wear a bathing suit? the beach last may. do you have a best friend? though we're in a fight currently and not talking to one another, i still consider her my best friend, yes. does your last ex have a job? yes. hence why i refuse to go to office depot. ever. have your parents ever caught you coming home drunk? no, i've never come home from somewhere intoxicated. do you think two people can last forever? depends on your definition of "forever". i personally don't know what happens to couples when both die, especially when one person goes to a different afterlife, but so long you mortally live? if you truly love one another, you will. is there one person you look at and automatically smile? fucking jason. have you ever slept in the same bed as your friends? many times as a child, only with colleen and chelsea as an adult. what would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? if i found out jason had cheated on me... i'd shatter. that'd just mean he never truly loved me. have you ever kissed anyone with a tongue ring? i haven't. imagine it'd be fun. *wink* your ex REALLY needs you at 3 am and you have a way to their house would you? if he needed me and i didn't even have a way there, i'd still go. my ass would walk. i promised him forever, and personally, i mean that shit. who did you last kiss? romantically, jason. romantically or otherwise, still jason. who did you dance with last? colleen. who is your arch-enemy? i consider ashley, jason's girlfriend, my only true enemy/rival. if you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be? jason. one more fucking time. we don't even have to "do" anything, i just want to cuddle with him at least one more time. i honestly do not believe i've slept soundly since he left. where does your best friend work? a bank. do you like fire? it fascinates me, yes. have you ever swallowed gum? yeah. ever done or considered to do drugs? never done any, never truly considered it, either. have you ever flipped off someone? playfully? yes. seriously? yes. do you prefer to hold or be held? i prefer being held, because i feel safer, but there were times where i wanted to hold jason, too. gave me a motherly sensation. can you count your number of serious relationships on one hand? i can count them on one finger, lol. hate it when you go over to someone’s house and do absolutely nothing? not really. i'm used to doing "nothing," which is really just browsing on your phone and sitting in front of the tv, let's be real. are you one of those people who gets jealous of boys/girls your current bf/gf dated? dated, no. dates now, hell fucking yes i'm jealous. do you like falling asleep listening to rain? *sexual moaning* have you ever been around someone who was high? i've been on the bus beside jason's former best friend who was high, but i wasn't like... "around" him, by my definition? i wasn't paying him any mind. don’t you just love the smell of hollister and abercrombie and fitch? i haven't been to either in years, i don't remember the smell. do you go to the tanning bed on a regular basis? no, i never do. i'd prefer to not get skin cancer. what do you bite more, your tongue, lip, or cheek? as of right now, i'm constantly biting the back of my cheek because of my wisdom tooth, it's entirely unintentional... it's making a gash in it. :/ when was the last time you drank water? veeery surprisingly, just a few minutes ago when i took my pills. i had water beside me last night because i was feeling a bit dehydrated. otherwise, i never drink water. what’s your favorite flavor of soda, pop or whatever else you call it? mountain dew voltage, honestly, despite how bad it is for you. what time do you usually have dinner? it varies kinda widely. usually between 6:00-7:30, but sometimes we eat as early as 5:30. are there any cracks or scuffs on your phone? nah. have you ever been approached by someone in public preaching about religion? not necessarily approached. i was riding home from school with a family friend's grandfather, and the whole ride there, he talked about religion and even gave all of us little bibles. i'll admit even as a christian, it made me a bit uncomfortable. what do you want for your birthday? this probably won't begin on my birthday since it's on a sunday, but i'm going to a very highly-rated tattoo parlor to start my first half-sleeve tattoo! mom also said i can probably get my lip re-pierced that day, yay! :D we're also going to olive garden, probably; og is a personal trigger for me, so if we go, we'll go to the one jason never worked for. what clothes did you sleep in last night? my pajama pants with harley quinn on them that say "hey, puddin'" and a black tank top. usual attire. what store do you usually get food at? wal-mart, food lion, or harris teeter. it vastly depends. are you planning on taking a shower today? no, i took one last night. you're not supposed to shower everyday, it's bad for both your hair and skin. did you ever get into the undertale fad? no. i've watched two of my favorite let's players play it, and it's interesting to watch merely because of their commentary, but the game itself isn't something i would enjoy myself. what was the highlight of your week? errr, i like, never have one. my days are monotonous and uneventful. this past week's been no different. when is the next time you will kiss someone? i love seeing this question so much and thus usually deleting it because like who ACTUALLY knows with certainty when they're next going to kiss someone??? do you drink? regularly, no. i barely even drink on special occasions. what states have you lived in? only north carolina. last thing to annoy you? colleen's bringing our drama to her facebook posts again. grow the fuck up. is there just some people that you don’t get along with? rarely, because i tolerate a lot, but sometimes, yes. you find out your ex is having a kid with someone you don’t like, you say? i wouldn't say anything, probably. but i can assure you i'd lose my mind, whatever's left of it, anyway. what kind of surveys DON'T you take? the obvious is bold surveys. you don't get to elaborate on anything, so it's boring. :/ i also don't take those with entirely generic questions (name, age, etc.) what is your birthstone? amethyst. do you have a maid service? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fam i'm poor af. what is your favorite candy? reese's. if you don't count chocolate, then probably sour patch kids. when did you get your car? why assume i even have a car, survey maker?? has anyone ever told one of your secrets they promised they wouldn’t tell? i'm sure someone has. do you have any friends who never shut up about their boyfriend/girlfriend? lmao honestly i'm probably that friend, just with my ex. i don't really judge people on this... love is a viciously strong emotion. are you nice to everyone? honestly, i try very hard to be, and i think i've mostly accomplished this. not always, definitely not, but i think mostly, yes. i just don't see the point in being mean. do you have a really big stuffed animal? i don't. what are you going to do after this? take another survey; i take multiple surveys and just combine them into one. saddest song by your favorite artist? i have a number of favorites, so i'll list 'em: ozzy osbourne: "see you on the other side" is fucking GORGEOUS. metallica: "fade to black" more like rip my fucking heart out otep: "invisible" omg i cri marilyn manson: "suicide is painless" fucks with me rammstein: "nebel," probably. "feuer und wasser" is a close second. NO NO NO "DONAUKINDER" IS #1 cradle of filth: "the death of love" tells a pretty deep story a day to remember: "if it means a lot to you" is beautiful. do you prefer to be cuddled or kissed? by a significant other, kissed. are kisses better with or without tongue?  SHOW ME YER TONGUE MOTHERFUCKER someone tells you that you deserve better than the person you currently have a thing for. you say? "i most certainly don't." incidentally, who is that special person? jason, obviously. what do your friends think of them? none of them like him currently for pretty much ruining my life. it's borderline hate from colleen. i don't know how she even managed to talk to him at work once. what is a good place in your town for a first date? honestly, i think the movies are probably best. you barely have to talk to each other so you can warm up to one another's presence. me personally, i'd have a tough time at like a dinner date or something because i'd have to talk to you the whole time. are roses really as romantic as people say? i think so, sure. where would you like to propose/be proposed to? somewhere public, honestly. even before dating, i liked the idea of pda (that wasn't "too much," anyway), and to be proposed to in public? christ dude, i'd die. i think my fairytale is being proposed to in a fancy restaurant, but realistically, if i truly loved you, i'd accept a proposal beside a trashcan for all i care. do you expect the guy to pay for everything? absolutely not. do you like the color pink? i sure do. what’s your next piercing going to be? labret on my lip. what are you most self-conscious about, physically? stretch-marks on my stomach. ew. what kind of car do you WANT to drive? idk the type or anything, but i know i want it to be a burnt orange color. when was the last time you felt like “getting into someone’s pants”? i couldn't tell you. sometime with jason, i guess. have you ever watched anyone sleep? for a minute or so, yes. i've never like loomed over the bed and stared at someone, though. do you ever pretend to agree with someone even though you may actually feel differently? honestly, no. if you are directly engaged with me, ex. it's only polite i answer whatever you say, i'm far more liable to tell you the truth. if you're kinda just rambling to yourself or whatever, i may say "mhm" or something in acknowledgement that i'm hearing you. have you ever witnessed either of your parents being heartbroken? mom, yeah. she won't admit it, but i know my dad leaving broke her. have you ever wished you could hurt somebody as much as they hurt you? ... i have. as a fleeting thought, anyway. would you help a friend bury a dead body? no. i'm not getting tied into some legal business. if someone cusses/swears a lot, do you assume they have bad grammar? ... no??? what the fuck kind of connection is that??? have you ever gotten so dehydrated that you passed out?  the only time i've ever passed out, doctors considered that possibility. it's not guaranteed, but that could be why. no one was sure why i passed out. if your friend was being cheated on, would you tell them?  hell yes i would. do you believe everyone is gifted with something?  honestly? no. do you have a picture of you and your lover kissing? i have a number... but first, let it be known he's not my "lover" anymore. we're not dating, yet i'm madly in love with him. i've shared one picture of us kissing, so here, have another. it was jason's 19th birthday, i think, and i sprayed him with silly string. i miss how i looked back then. i was so slim and healthy-looking. ;-;

how would your parents react if you got pregnant (or got someone pregnant)? mom would be a mix of surprised, happy, but i think more than anything, very worried. she would support me though, i'm sure. dad... it's hard to imagine what he'd feel. probably disappointment. has facebook ruined your life? lmao no??? are you afraid of frogs? of course not! virginia, jason's mom, LOOOVES frogs. they're her favorite animal. the house is heavily decorated with them. i loved hearing her fangirl over anything with frogs on it. (: who is the hottest person alive? link neal *swoons* do you know anyone named caleb? i have a friend i haven't talked to since high school named caleb. if you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?   hell yes i would. what was your favorite bedtime story as a child?   i had a number, really.  not sure i had a favorite.  i loved "10 minutes 'til bedtime," "stellaluna," "what makes a rainbow?", and hmmm... i'm blanking, but i'm positive there's more. in front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. if you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?   no.  funny, right?  i always talk about usually wanting to die, yet i'm too afraid to. you don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone. do you agree?   to an extent, yes.  ex., i perfectly loved jason when i had him and knew i'd found a diamond.  i still know that, but i feel i may love him even more than i did then. are you familiar with the ‘emo kid song’?   pisses me the fuck off. have you ever seen a coyote in real life?   i haven't. do you think it’s wrong to judge a girl on how many people she slept with?   it's wrong to judge her, yes, but is it wrong to disagree with her having slept with so many people?  no. have you ever snooped through bf/gf’s stuff?   no.  it's not my business. are you a good kisser?   well i mean j used to say a lot he loved kissing me, so i guess? do you think it’s wrong to kiss someone you don’t like?   ... why would you kiss someone you don't like??? do you like being kissed?   if i truly like you, yes. do you have a favorite photo of the person you love/like?   i do.  it's a picture from our second prom shoot where mom got a close-up on his face unknowingly, and he's just smiling at me.  i'd share it, but i'm honestly not comfortable sharing a picture of JUST him without his permission. where was the last place you thought about having sex, other than your bed?   i'd assume jason's bed. you’re a week late for your period, there’s a chance you could be pregnant?   nope, unless i'm the virgin mary. have you ever kissed someone and hated it?   nope. are you taller than your mom?   no.  we're pretty much the same height. if you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?   so i wouldn't feel guilty?  then yes. what is your first thought when you receive a message on tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?   ha ha honestly i prepare to be yelled at. if it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease, and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in hell?   honestly... no.  maybe it's selfish, but i do care about where i'm going when i die. the beatles or the rolling stones?   the stones.  i'm not a beatles fan. have you ever laid down in the middle of the street?   that's some "the notebook" shit right there.  but no, i haven't. did your parents force you to go to church?   yes. what’s your biggest fear?   jason never coming back. would you date someone 10 years older than you?   i doubt it. do you wear glasses?   i do. new song you recently found that you've really been digging?   "the mephistopheles of los angeles" by marilyn manson!!! \m/  i'm surprised i haven't heard it before. have you ever been in prison?   no. do you like shakespeare?   what i've read, i certainly enjoy. do you ever want to own a house?   absolutely.  i wanna be able to have a garden, trees, etc... have you ever aspired to start your own business?   i wanna be a freelance photographer, so... do you bite your nails?   occasionally.  need to stop. have you ever eaten at wendy’s?   yum, yes. what song makes you think about the person you love most?   "the mortician's daughter" and "saviour" by black veil brides, "easy to love you" and "all or nothing" by theory of a deadman are the most notable. do zoos bother you?   sometimes...  really depends on the animal in the zoo and if they're healthy. do you like visiting the beach?   i mean, sure.  it's something to do.  i hate sand in-between my toes, though. are you on any medication?   a good number.  don't know if they're helping or making shit worse, honestly. how old is your oldest friend?   that i consider a legitimate friend?  he's 30. have you ever been drunk?   i've been a bit drunk, yes. do you find facial hair attractive?   depends. what about body hair?   excessive body hair can honestly be gross, but at the same time, some people just can't help it. have you ever been in a polygamous relationship?   and i never will be because loyalty's a thing. do you like art?   ye! ;v; do you like being a tourist?   no opinion.  i've never really "been" anywhere. is there anyone who has strong feelings for you?   he says he does, but i don't believe that he only feels like that towards me. do you have a special stuffed animal?   many! ;v;  the one that is currently most important to me is my stuffed meerkat rebel; jason got it for me on my first birthday we were together.  brownie, my stuffed moose from ohio, is also very important.  i don't know why i got attached to it, but i always used to sleep with it.  i also have a very long stuffed snake that my grandma gave me. would you like to be rich?   it sure would solve MANY problems! what were you for halloween last year?   i wasn't anything because we had no money for costumes. :/  i wanted to be a steampunk toothfairy. do your siblings text you?   only if they need to know something related to me. have you ever taken medicine that wasn’t prescribed to you?   yup. who is your ex dating/talking to?   ashley.  that's all i'm going to say on this matter. are you donating your organs?   yeah.  not like i'll need them when i'm dead. do you sleep on your side, stomach or back?   side, always. how many of the harry potter books have you read?   none. are you sure of your sexuality?   yes. have you broken a bone?   no, but i've had a fracture in my wrist was the last person you kissed physically attractive?   yes, he is. do you prefer to say ‘haha” or “lol?”   "ha ha" do you know anyone that owns horses?   yes. how many stories does your house have?   just one. do you get angry often? when was the last time you got into a fight with someone? is this something that you do regularly?   i don't get angry often, no.  however, i've felt underlying anger since jason left that hasn't fled yet.  the last time i had a fight with someone was what, maybe two days ago, with my best friend colleen.  we're not talking currently, but i'm thinking of messaging her later to just end this stupid fucking fight. do plague doctors scare you?   nah man, they're SUPER cool!!!  i'm thinking of getting a tattoo of one, 'cuz i found an awesome one, but it's very low on my priority list. do you have a favorite winter outfit? what about a favorite summer outfit? does it get really cold where you live?   i have no fave outfits, no.  it can get pretty damn cold here. have you ever wanted to be homeschooled? if so, why? if not, why not? do you know anyone who is, or have you ever been homeschooled yourself?   i thought about it because school was stressing me out so much, but i was briefly home-bound instead.  i don't know anyone who's been homeschooled, i think. what is your favorite place to shop?   online store called rebel's market.  i also really like hottopic. have you ever woken up to a good morning letter beside you?
   no, but that'd be soooo romantic *-* do you like bbq sauce?   no, i don't. do you pray before every meal?   no. have you ever seen a tadpole?   plenty of times.  there was actually one time a huge number of frogs apparently laid eggs aaaaaall through the ditch in-between the field near my house,  well, the ditch was going to dry out way before the tadpole eggs hatched and grew to adults, so, my sister, friend, and i got a really big bucket, filled it with water, and got as many of the eggs we could and put them into the bucket.  lemme tell you: tadpole eggs feel GROSS.  we filled the bucket to the brim and nearly broke our backs carrying it back to my house, where we filled the kiddy pool with water and put all the eggs in there.  the eggs hatched, and we got to watch them grow into little frogs. (:  they climbed out of the pool once they were adults.  it felt great knowing we saved well around a thousand frogs. how slowly or quickly would you say you eat?   i eat VERY quickly apparently, and i don't even notice. do you think boys look good in skinny jeans?   ye. do you think it’s okay for boys to dress like girls and vice versa?   of course it is. what went wrong in your previous relationship?   honest to god opinion, nothing went wrong.  jason just didn't want to deal with a depressed shit anymore. is drinking and smoking a dating deal-breaker for you?   smoking anything is, and i wouldn't accept heavy drinking. does your ex-boyfriend/-girlfriend’s new romantic interest know about the things you two did together?   honestly?  hope she does.  fucking bet we had more chemistry than she ever will with him. do you ever tell your current boyfriend or girlfriend about the things that you did with an ex-partner?   i don't have a boyfriend, but if i was and he asked, sure, i'd tell him. have you ever had someone drag his or her nails down your back?   yes.  so long you're not like ripping my flesh, it's fine. do you think of ex-partners while you’re in your current relationship? how about while you’re being intimate?   i'm absolutely positive i would if i was even in a relationship.  i'm not sorry that i'm in love with someone, even if he doesn't love me back. do you know anyone who has won any money playing the lottery?   nope. what is your boyfriend’s favorite video game?   i don't have a boyfriend, but my ex's favorite game is castlevania: symphony of the night. do you take offense when people use the words “gay” or “retarded”?   "retarded" honestly offends me, yes. do you actually use the camera on your phone?   no.  the camera on my phone sucks. do you think there’s a specific age when it’s no longer acceptable to be living with your parents?   it really depends on certain circumstances/how eligible you are to survive alone. do you think it’s ignorant for people to have unprotected sex when they’re not ready for a child?   obviously? assuming you had sufficient funds, would you be capable of living alone, paying bills and looking after yourself properly?   no, i wouldn't. what would you say your favorite farm animal is?   piggies!

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I am hooked, HOOK I tell you on the new Netflix documentary Tiger King: Muder, Mayhem and Madness.  It has become one of the most talked about show and you can imagine the memes that have come from it.  Check out this list of the BEST Netflix’s Tiger King memes and also a dedicated Carole Baskin memes post! Not only do we have some of the best memes to come from this show but also some of the best, shocking and even funny quotes.  Here is a list of some of my favorite and SHOCKING Netflix Tiger King quotes & Joe Exotic Quotes!  And don’t forget about the Tiger King game: Cards Against That B!tch CaroleTiger King game: Cards Against That B!tch Carole! Netflix Tiger King Quotes Animal people are nuts, man. The big cat people are backstabbing pieces of s$%&. I went to work every day prepared to die in a tiger cage. There are more captive tigers in the US today then there are in the wild throughout the world. He’s a completely insane, gay, gun toting, drug addict, fanatic. It’s a place where all the misfits can come together and be with the king of the misfits. I’ve never experienced anything like Joe Exotic. If he ever had an enemy in his life it was Carol Baskin. You see how they can go from being so sweet to wanting to tear your face off. They are creating the problem while we are fixing the problem. Carol is the Mother Teresa of cats. The animals rights people keep saying I can’t have these tigers. The most notorious cub breeding operation is Doc Antle. Carol wants to be the last one standing. We had an employee who stuck her arm through the cage and a tiger tore her arm off. Our mission is to give these animals a fighting chance. I sold drugs to maintain my animal habit. Animals don’t judge you. Doc Antle is my mentor in the animal industry. Hey all you cool cats and kittens. He is good at getting what he wants out of things, people and animals. She’s got a missing husband that is supposedly buried on her property. 20 year old murders don’t get solved. The last day I saw Don he told me he was done and divorcing her. He was afraid of her and we weren’t exactly sure why. She is an angel sent straight from hell and one day you will find out. The music video about Carol Baskin called ‘Here Kitty Kitty’. These tigers have such an acidic stomach that when you give them a whole turkey, there are no bones that come out. Thre is a God, her name is karma, she has a sick sense of humor. Those who do things in a certain way, whether on purpose or accidently, get rich. We all feel carol knows more than she is telling. I’m taking Carol on because everyone else is scared to. I use my music as an escape from reality. He wanted to be famous more than anything else he wanted in life. Carol had him by the balls and he hated her. I know she is panting hard, she is having a cub. What do you know about Jeff Lowe? As soon as he got the zoo in his name, the evil side of Jeff and Lauren came out. Jeff Lowe stole the zoo. It wasn’t a zoo anymore, it was nothing but a big scam. Make America Exotic Again. Jeff fired half the staff when he walked through the door. He used the Walmart donation program to lower the food costs. [On Joe’s Pizza] That’s how we take care of ISIS, right there buddy. I’m as gay as a 3 dollar bill. Joe was being dragged around and no one was going in there to rescue him. If someone wanted to kill you, they would put sardine oil all over you. Travis was a pothead from hell. Neither Travis nor John were gay. Two months after my son died, he married Dylan. The cats are my responsiblity no matter who owns the zoo. I still think she deserves to sit in jail for killing her husband. Why does an innocent guy buy a burner phone? Joe just wanted to put the zoo in someones name and continue to be the Tiger Queen, I mean Tiger King. He thought he was more powerful than anybody cause he was tiger king but that was all in his head. Joe Exotic is going down. Joe used money from the zoo running for both President and Governer. If you want information against Joe, return the call. I signed up as a confidential informant. They don’t want you, they want Joe. I know something was going to come down sooner or later cause Jeff and James are conartist buddies. You would’ve thought they just caught Ted Bundy. I want to get away from this Joe Exotic haunted place. Let me show and tell the whole thing. I’m in a cage. You know why animals dies in cages? Their soul dies. They say you can’t get nothing done with a monkey on your back so you put them on your front. I euthanized 5 tigers. I was almost strategic to bring on all these charges at the same time. Jeff Lowe is a very skilled con-man. Joe took the stand and I don’t think that is anything anyone expected. Jeff Lowe set him up. They call it set up, I call it investigate. Here is the problem with Kings, they get use to making all the rules. I ran that zoo for 14 years, why would they not want to talk to me? Guilty. They all got what they wanted, the Tiger King in jail, in a cage. It’s worse than what you could ever treat an animal. That was definitely a champagne and brie evening. I was thrilled and relieved with the outcome. Tim finally figured out that Jeff Lowe don’t have any money. Nobody wins. Everyone involved is a so called animal advocate. Not a single animal benefitted from this war. Everyone has lost in this. We’ve completely lost sight of what matters here and that is the conservation and preservation of these animals. Are the animals happy? Who knows. The post 85+ SHOCKING Netflix Tiger King Quotes appeared first on Guide 4 Moms. #Entertainment

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I am YOUR GOD, GUNS AND GAYS  President. Funny, how when you get to the truth of what matters, how things before that were against each other now seems in a perfect union. God bless you all! Lets fight for a future worth living in because you matter! #HH4UShttps://happyhealerforpresident.com/blog/f/they-want-your-freedoms-guns-speech-unity-more-under-attack#HappyHealer#ForPresidentOfTheUNitedStatesOfAmerica#POTUS#RaceForTheWhiteHouse#RAceForHumanRights#AmeircansWinningWithLoveForAmericans#ForAFutureWorthFightingFor#BecauseYouMatter#AndforALifeWorthLiving

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Arplis - News: 85+ SHOCKING Netflix Tiger King Quotes

I am hooked, HOOK I tell you on the new Netflix documentary Tiger King: Muder, Mayhem and Madness.  It has become one of the most talked about show and you can imagine the memes that have come from it.  Check out this list of the BEST Netflix’s Tiger King memes. Not only do we have some of the best memes to come from this show but also some of the best, shocking and even funny quotes.  Here is a list of some of my favorite and SHOCKING Netflix Tiger King quotes!

Netflix Tiger King Quotes

Animal people are nuts, man.

The big cat people are backstabbing pieces of s$%&.

I went to work every day prepared to die in a tiger cage.

There are more captive tigers in the US today then there are in the wild throughout the world.

He’s a completely insane, gay, gun toting, drug addict, fanatic.

It’s a place where all the misfits can come together and be with the king of the misfits.

I’ve never experienced anything like Joe Exotic.

If he ever had an enemy in his life it was Carol Baskin.

You see how they can go from being so sweet to wanting to tear your face off.

They are creating the problem while we are fixing the problem.

Carol is the Mother Teresa of cats.

The animals rights people keep saying I can’t have these tigers.

The most notorious cub breeding operation is Doc Antle.

Carol wants to be the last one standing.

We had an employee who stuck her arm through the cage and a tiger tore her arm off.

Our mission is to give these animals a fighting chance.

I sold drugs to maintain my animal habit.

Animals don’t judge you.

Doc Antle is my mentor in the animal industry.

Hey all you cool cats and kittens.

He is good at getting what he wants out of things, people and animals.

She’s got a missing husband that is supposedly buried on her property.

20 year old murders don’t get solved.

The last day I saw Don he told me he was done and divorcing her.

He was afraid of her and we weren’t exactly sure why.

She is an angel sent straight from hell and one day you will find out.

The music video about Carol Baskin called ‘Here Kitty Kitty’.

These tigers have such an acidic stomach that when you give them a whole turkey, there are no bones that come out.

Thre is a God, her name is karma, she has a sick sense of humor.

Those who do things in a certain way, whether on purpose or accidently, get rich.

We all feel carol knows more than she is telling.

I’m taking Carol on because everyone else is scared to.

I use my music as an escape from reality.

He wanted to be famous more than anything else he wanted in life.

Carol had him by the balls and he hated her.

I know she is panting hard, she is having a cub.

What do you know about Jeff Lowe?

As soon as he got the zoo in his name, the evil side of Jeff and Lauren came out.

Jeff Lowe stole the zoo.

It wasn’t a zoo anymore, it was nothing but a big scam.

Make America Exotic Again.

Jeff fired half the staff when he walked through the door.

He used the Walmart donation program to lower the food costs. [On Joe’s Pizza]

That’s how we take care of ISIS, right there buddy.

I’m as gay as a 3 dollar bill.

Joe was being dragged around and no one was going in there to rescue him.

If someone wanted to kill you, they would put sardine oil all over you.

Travis was a pothead from hell.

Neither Travis nor John were gay.

Two months after my son died, he married Dylan.

The cats are my responsiblity no matter who owns the zoo.

I still think she deserves to sit in jail for killing her husband.

Why does an innocent guy buy a burner phone?

Joe just wanted to put the zoo in someones name and continue to be the Tiger Queen, I mean Tiger King.

He thought he was more powerful than anybody cause he was tiger king but that was all in his head.

Joe Exotic is going down.

Joe used money from the zoo running for both President and Governer.

If you want information against Joe, return the call.

I signed up as a confidential informant.

They don’t want you, they want Joe.

I know something was going to come down sooner or later cause Jeff and James are conartist buddies.

You would’ve thought they just caught Ted Bundy.

I want to get away from this Joe Exotic haunted place.

Let me show and tell the whole thing.

I’m in a cage.

You know why animals dies in cages? Their soul dies.

They say you can’t get nothing done with a monkey on your back so you put them on your front.

I euthanized 5 tigers.

I was almost strategic to bring on all these charges at the same time.

Jeff Lowe is a very skilled con-man.

Joe took the stand and I don’t think that is anything anyone expected.

Jeff Lowe set him up.

They call it set up, I call it investigate.

Here is the problem with Kings, they get use to making all the rules.

I ran that zoo for 14 years, why would they not want to talk to me?

Guilty.

They all got what they wanted, the Tiger King in jail, in a cage.

It’s worse than what you could ever treat an animal.

That was definitely a champagne and brie evening.

I was thrilled and relieved with the outcome.

Tim finally figured out that Jeff Lowe don’t have any money.

Nobody wins.

Everyone involved is a so called animal advocate. Not a single animal benefitted from this war.

Everyone has lost in this.

We’ve completely lost sight of what matters here and that is the conservation and preservation of these animals.

Are the animals happy? Who knows.

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