#I am EXTREMELY picky about who I hug though
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minttangerines · 2 years ago
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do you like hugs?
(i'm gonna give you a hug in a few weeks...)
Yes
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true-blue-sonic · 10 months ago
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There’s something my cat does all the time that makes me and my parents laugh a lot and it’s the way he almost never purrs at anyone petting him except me. My mom will sometimes be hugging him or scratching him or smoothing out his fur for a whole minute without him reacting at all, but then I put a single hand on him and he almost instantly starts purring. Heck, sometimes he DOES A DOUBLE CHECK before he starts purring, JUST TO MAKE SURE that it’s my hand and not someone else’s. He’s such a fluffy little hater bastard boy I love him
That is hilarious, haha. Especially him double-checking that it is you who is petting him before he can start purring! He's a very picky boi when it comes to his provided attention, it is obvious <3
Silver would absolutely be the same way: I think that there are only very few people where he will express happiness or contentment about getting physical attention from. He doesn't seem to be such a touchy-feely person? I don't recall a single instance from the games wherein he, like... initiates physical contact himself. In '06, Amy grabbed his hand first (and also came flying at him for a hug and smacks him, lol), Blaze puts hers on his shoulder, and Elise is handed to him by the Duke, and that is just kind of... it, if I am not missing anything. Though it doesn't help that Rivals 1 and 2 and TSR don't have actual cutscenes, just stills with texts. But even so, no mention of touch is ever made there. In fact, this is the only thing that comes to my mind right now, from Stress Test!
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And that is not an affectionate cuddle or a hug, that is an emergency happening that very second. So overall, I figure Silver is not a particularly cuddle-bug person, or at least that is never shown in the games. It might be deliberate, because the games do show e.g. Amy being a hugger, fist bumps between Sonic and Tails, etcetera. But of course, when going the Espilver route, I like to think he'll be more touchy-feely with Espio (or at least that is how I like writing them; I love physical contact). Not so much in public and not extremely elaborately, but they'll hug and cuddle and kiss at times. So when someone else tries to ruffle his quills or give him a hug Silver will just let it happen, but for Espio he'll be making little chirping hedgehogs purrs <3 <3 Espio meanwhile takes pride in the fact he is the only one Silver will do that for, haha!
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ametrictonofaudacity · 9 months ago
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Yay matchups! So hello I hope you’re doing alright and feel free to take your time on this one :)
So my name is Lune, and please make sure it’s platonic. I’m aroace and agender, I’m 17 turning 18 (in a few weeks actually I’m pretty excited), I enjoy skating gaming drawing and playing piano (I’m trying to learn guitar). I should definitely mention that I’m autistic and have adhd, although you aren’t expected to do too much research for me, just keep in mind when going out or when I’m with too many people I end up being difficult, this also means I’m a little picky with the clothes I buy as the food I eat. As for my personality it really depends on the atmosphere and how long I’ve known someone but naturally when we just meet I’m extremely awkward, I don’t go out of my way to greet or talk to people, I usually hide or talk to anyone else in the room, plus I might find an excuse to leave early because of how low my social battery is. When I’m a little closer I’ll start being physically affectionate, of course if the friend allows it, not too much though, but it’ll still be noticeable. Speaking about physical affection that’s one of my main love languages, I am the type of friend to hug or kiss my friends on the forehead, if they’re comfortable of course! Additionally I tend to stim too much, I have a hard time controlling my vocal chords so I might appear like I’m yelling, and sometimes, if I’m in an extremely good mood, I’ll feel like I’m high off of happiness. I know I’m not high but it’s the best way to put it,y cheeks turn red I get all giddy and giggly, I run around the room, I like touching stuff with textures rub my face on it and spin around, it’s just pure hyperactivity. I already mentioned this but since I have a small social battery I might need a lot of space? Like me time. Otherwise things get too overwhelming and I shut down, I might cry even. Me time can vary depending on how long I’ve spent outside the house, like if I spent a few days with someone 3-4. I probably wouldn’t make any plans for another week and a few days. The last thing I feel like I should mention is im a little sensitive, I might not exactly cry but I’ll get hurt by a lot of things.
If this is important at all, which I doubt, but I’m raised in the Middle East, I speak Arabic and I did immigrate to North America.
Anyway that’s it thank you for your time
Hi!! Sorry this took me so long, I may or may not have gone into a depressive episode lmfao. Also I really like your name! Without further ado, here ya go! I am also autistic and ADHD, so we're twinning lmao
I match you with Clark Kent!
When the two of you meet, admittedly, it's a little awkward. Clark was used to being quiet, unassuming Clark Kent, and as you mentioned, you don't go out of your way to engage with new people. And Clark wouldn't want to pressure you, he can see how uncomfortable you are, and he understands that some people just didn't like strangers, simply because they were strangers.
But then the two of you keep meeting, and gradually, you start growing more comfortable around him. Part of this is due to Bruce, who he had gotten used to stealing away when the other hero got too uncomfortable in a situation, and had unintentionally taught him how to spot when someone's social battery was getting low, even if they were forcing themselves not to show it in any obvious ways. So he would guide you away with a comforting hand on your shoulder, and make quiet excuses for you, saying how he needed you to help him with this or that thing, how he was very sorry but it just couldn't wait. If you needed to be alone, in order to recharge your social battery before the next bit of interaction, he would run interference, making sure you had time to recuperate. Half the time he just sicced Jon on them, because his son would also be very fond of you and look up to you as an older sibling, even if he realizes he's your sibling before Clark realizes he's your Dad.
As for sensory issues and being a picky eater or being picky in regards to clothes, Clark has so much experience in this you have no idea. Even if his own children didn't struggle with textures, which they do with both Conner and Jon being ADHD which they inherited from him, he struggled a lot with textures as a kid himself. Granted, part of it was due to super senses overwhelming him before he had gotten his invulnerability, but still. Sensory overload is hell, and he is aware of it. He goes out of his way to try and memorize what textures you enjoy, and which ones you don't like.
I think the first time he realizes how fond he is of you, and that you are absolutely his kid, is the first time you openly show excitement and enthusiasm in front of him. I could see Conner teaching you guitar, or maybe the two of you playing together with you playing the piano while Conner plays the guitar and this man is just- big feelings. Big feelings he has no idea what to do with because those are his kids and he loves them so much he thinks he might die from how strong it is.
He absolutely gets you blankets with texture you like too, and various stim toys. He may accidentally steal one, though, be warned.
I honestly see him as being the sort of person to try and learn more about where you were raised. Does this mean he will be trying to learn Arabic? Yes. Is he very good at it at first? No. Does he have a best friend who's son is more than willing to insult him if it meant he got better at speaking Arabic? Yes, even if Damian could afford to be a little less mean about it.
Another good thing is that Clark is pretty much the ideal for if you feel you cry or get upset easy. He's able to actually communicate his emotions, unlike some (*cough* Batman *cough*) and he knows how to make himself seem less intimidating.
All in all, cool dad. Even as a platonic yandere, he would be pretty chill, although there's more kidnapping involved
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skeleton-mischief · 9 months ago
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Pitch Serrif
MAW-HAHAH! IT'S THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE UNDERFELL PAPYRUS! Well, at least mostly?? Why don't we explore that, hm?
Remember that some of this IS canon! Check Underfell's official account
- Official height is 6'6
- He/Him
- If music is playing and he likes it, he'll dance to it with precision and skill. After all, it's a form of exercise and skill
- Makes Lasagna instead of spaghetti and is an excellent cook
- Doesn't admit his admiration for his brother and how he wants to be strong for him in order to protect him
- He has a scary temper, as he can be impatient and impulsive while at times throwing a tantrum
- Observant, brave, impulsive, ambitious, charming, proud, bossy, loud, sassy, stubborn, cynical, intuitive, dramatic, theatrical, neat freak, and blunt
- He can be deeply insecure, but he covers it up
- Can be quite the gentleman when he wants to be, such as inside the store isle while bumping into someone or helping someone with their groceries
- He won't admit it but he loves poetry, telenovelas, and plays
- He listens to opera in the morning while making breakfast, no one interrupt him
- He wants to be close with Red again, as he knows that time has separated them
- He had a good relationship with his brother, and now it's slightly tense at times as he often fights with him or the two disagree on things
- He doesn't get extremely jealous often
- He craves companionship, but it's not obvious due to his nature and job considering he brushes away gestures of kindness in fear that it's a trap
- He struggles with handling his emotions, going outside and disappearing for a few hours to attack some trees or overall practice fighting to get this feelings out
- Does not blame Red for the Asgore incident anymore, even if he was temporarily angry with him because he was scarred
- He actually hates violence and fighting, but keeps it secret since being in the royal guard is a painful necessity he had to do
- He is a cat person, and owns a cat named Doomfanger. He doesn't know that Red is allergic or that Red is intimidated by Doomfanger at times
- He can be obliviously considerate at times, awkwardly supportive with a sort of "it's not like I actually care" or "I am not being nice, you're just being an idiot"
- He can suck at apologizing unless its towards Asgore because he had to learn the hard way
- His magic smells of rose and cedarwood, while his magic tastes like cinnamon with a hint of peach
- Secretly a huge romantic, he has a whole journal about it he keeps secret
- He became strong to feel like he can protect Red. He's frustrated that his relationship is stunted because of Red
- Likes only evil puns
- Hardly laughs, he snorts instead
- he "hmph's!" and "mwah haw haw's" a lot
- Got his boots from Alphys when she was insistent on him wearing them
- Made his belt after beating Undyne
- Handshakes is what he prefers over fist bumps. Hugs are a rarity with him
- Gloats a lot
- Hates laughing in front of others because he thinks he sounds silly
- He is picky with company once he can allow himself to choose kt
- Hides his face and tries to be quiet when crying, gets frustrated at himself
- Side eyes Doomfanger for no reason
- Would call his lover Dear/My Dear
- Loves gossip and will talk shit
- Has excellent taste above the surface
- He'd never say anything vulgar ever, literally ever
- He doesn't choose to curse and canonically curses the least in UF. Rarely though, he will
- Hates wearing his official armor, only wearing it for official business
- Papyrus absolutely hates Asgore, but respects Undyne too much to outright revolt
- Pitch's room: "Instead of the crossbone poster it’s the infamous “ hang in there !” Cat poster ( sans got for him as a joke ) and next to that is probably a full sized mirror. There’s a picture on the wall with a bunch of knives and sharp objects that were thrown at it. Cant make it out who it is since it’s covered with sharp objects and torn up ( it’s Asgore) . Papyrus would have a coat hanger too with a dark hot pink coat on it." Written and paraphrasing Underfella
- Canonically owns a cowboy outfit
- Pitch is the one who makes the chimichangas that are sold by Red
- Can make a very good high pitched voice impression
- Tried to kill Frisk with a many-layered cheese lasagna which was delicious, but also horrible for their health
- Is the one to protect Frisk when Undyne fights them. Can end with closure or betrayal
- Papyrus is not the lead of the Royal guard, and instead he just handles the front work. [he has never failed any of the work he does]
- Butts heads with Undyne, believing he can surpass her, but then understands why she’s captain when they spar.
- He’s actually almost matched with Undyne’s strength
- A hub for cats
- if you tell him a joke that isn’t evil, he will not understand it
- No one hurts his brother. Ever.
- No one is allowed to interrupt his cooking. He prefers to make spicy meals
- More caring than he realizes sometimes, going out of his way for the others in the house in order to take care of them
- In truth, he envies Cyperus in many ways. He doesn't talk to him about it though
Closing Notes: I think there should be more depth to him beyond being mean or how people made him abusive towards Red. Red calls him Boss and it's something Pitch canonically doesn't care for. He's fun to write about and think on, and I crave more moments of quiet, intimate stuff in fanfics than we get. I love him so much
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xihe1874 · 2 years ago
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The first chapter of my IceMav "You've Got Mail" AU promised to you!
Tell me what you think! Like it? No? I want to hear everything!
Since I will be back to work tomorrow, I expect my updates to slow down a bit. But I will post as soon as I can.
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Pairing: Iceman/Maverick, Carole/Goose
Rating: T
Word Count: 1680
Completed: No
Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst with a Happy Ending, Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Competition, Texting, Falling In Love, Getting Together, Love Confessions, Mutual Pining, Alternate Universe - You've Got Mail Fusion, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Interior Designer Maverick, Interior Designer Iceman, Chatting & Messaging, Anonymity, Idiots in Love
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“Wallpaper?”
“Ready, Mav. Exactly the kind of pinkish blue-green you asked for, though I believe Ellen from the purchasing department is going to kill us.”
“She won’t, we are her bosses. Curtains?” 
Pete Mitchell, endearingly called by his close friends (or friend, honestly, who is walking beside him right now) as “Maverick”, takes the cup of iced black coffee from Nick Bradshow, or “Goose”, co-founder of M+G Design Ltd. 
“Done. But do you really think brocade will go with the style? Most people will choose linen if you ask me.”
Pete walks into the elevator and holds the door for Nick. “Well, what can I say?” He pulls down the aviator and winks at the moustached blonde, who rolls his eyes. “I am not most people. Most people can't start the number one interior design company in the state from scratch, either.”
“I admire your confidence, Mav, I always do, but…” The lift dings, and they strides towards their office, greeting employees on the way. “But someone may have something to say about the number one thing. Some Kazansky guy, to be specific.”
Pete dumps the tons of folders he is holding on his desk, randomly opens one and takes some glances, before drops it on top of the pile to his left. “I don’t know how many times I have told you, Goose, but trust me, that pompous dumbass can’t even hold a candle to us.”
“I don’t know, Mav…” Nick sits down and strokes his chin. His serious and deep-in-thought face triggers a string of uncontrollable giggles from Mav, and the brunette receives a smack with a scroll on the head. “That guy is good. Perfect grades, top-notch university, turned down several excellent PhD offers, ace at the Minimalist and Scandinavian… and so many famous projects. Remember the Jester’s house? Yeah, yeah,” Nick waves at Pete, “I know you can do that too.”
“All right, I admit he is not bad, OK? He knows his stuff, unlike all the others. BUT.” Pete slaps the table to emphasise the word. “He lacks creativity. It’s 2022 now, who still needs a one hundred percent by-the-book boring dork to design their homes?”
“Hmm, Beau Simpson? You know, that famous movie star who speaks of Kazansky like he has a huge crush on his interior designer.” Nick glances at his phone and puts it away. “We have a meeting at ten with the suppliers. ”
“Meeting with the suppliers.” Pete repeats. “Always the worst. And, Simpson probably does. That guy is not horrible to look at. What?” He flips Nick off at his suggestive smirk. “Just being objective. Relax, Goose, Kazansky Concept is no match for our ‘innovative boldness and pioneering unorthodoxy’, as I quote Penny from Design Review.”
“Annnd we both know why she said that.” Goose shrugs. “Mav, I just… The Viper project is no joke, OK? He is the most respected art critic in this country, and getting this assignment is gonna mean a hell lot for our company. For us. I just don't want to let Carole and Bradley down.”
Pete softens. He rises and goes to his best friend, offering him a half-hug. “We won't. I promise.”
They have been working almost two months on the proposal for Mike Metcalf's new villa, or as they refer to it, the Viper project. That old man is notorious for being extremely picky at the layout of his houses, and, unfortunately, he has profound influence in the industry. So all staff at M+G have been keeping their noses to the grindstone as the deadline of submitting the final pitch approaches. 
Rumors have that Kazansky Concept also eyes the project hungrily. Tom Kazansky, founder and CEO of that company, recently expressed his absolute self-assurance about getting the contract. “We have every confidence that Mr. Metcalf will choose Kazansky Concept for our scrupulous attention to detail and cautious professionalism.” The blonde flashed his perfect teeth at the camera (Did he bleach and spike his hair? Looks ridiculous.) “We are not some amateurs who casually and carelessly experiment with clients’ precious properties.”
Pete snorts at that smug face in the Youtube video, titled “Interior Designer WAR? Kazansky implicitly called Mitchell ‘an amateur’! ”. 
—-You know what’s worse than meetings with suppliers? This Kazansky idiot. 
Another day busy as a bee, and when they walk out of the building, night has drawn in. 
Pete waves goodbye to Nick who lives with his wife and child, and walks home by himself. He lives in a luxury flat two blocks away from the company, alone. Now, being single is not uncommon at the age of 32, plus he is happily married to the job. He has flings, sure, but he never finds someone who is worth settling down for. Maybe he just has to keep looking.
When he is about to turn the corner, Pete catches a glimpse of some posters on the wall. In the dim light, he can barely make out the words on it. 
“Anonymous chat… safe and private… find your soulmate… make relationships pure and simple again… one heart to another…”
Pete blinks and shakes his head dismissively. 
He takes two steps, and then stops. 
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Twenty minutes later, Pete is back at his dining room, eating Chinese takeaway. He takes out his phone and stares at the snap. Driven by some unknown forces, he inputs the website in the browser and hits enter. 
A mail emoji appears on the screen, followed by a short list of log-in questions.
“The website can use some designing…” Pete murmurs and looks at the quiz. “Choose your call sign? What is it, secret pilot program?” He hesitates for one second, before entering “Maverick”. There is no chance that Goose, a contentedly married man, will use this website, so he is safe.
He answers the remaining questions (“Gender… Male… Aged over 18? Of course…”) then sees a progress bar. When that ends, a message pops up reading “Congrats! You have found your soulmate!”
Pete rolls his eyes. 
He is matched by the website with some anonym called… Iceman? 
Pete tentatively types.
[Maverick: Hello?]
The response comes immediately.
[Iceman: Hi.]
[Maverick: I thought it would take longer for a… thing named Iceman to reply.]
[Iceman: A thing?]
[Maverick: I am still not sure whether or not you are a robot.]
[Iceman: I am the same species as you.]
[Maverick: What if I am a robot?]
The response slows down a bit. Pete can’t tell if the thing is amused or worried.
[Iceman: Sounds suitable for a thing named Maverick.]
Pete smiles.
[Maverick: Why are you calling yourself Iceman? You like being cold?]
[Iceman: I actually hate coldness. But that’s what my friends call me.]
[Maverick: You must be very calm then.]
[Iceman: You can say that.]
[Maverick: Calm people are the worst.]
[Iceman: Why?]
A certain blonde comes to Pete’s mind. He throws away the empty beer can and types.
[Maverick: They are often fakers. Upright on the surface but full of evil shit on the inside. 
I bet you are one of those people.]
[Iceman: Such a charmer.]
Pete huffs a laugh. Is this Iceman thing flirting with him?
[Maverick: I am competing with one of such bastards irl rn. 
It's the worst situation, if you believe me.]
[Iceman: Actually, I do, although mine is exactly the opposite as I am fighting the most reckless and impulsive dummy on this planet.
Blowing their own trumpet all the time.]
[Maverick: Is that why you are using this website? To let the stream out a bit?]
[Iceman: Yeah. That guy is brainless, but they are good at their job, if I am being completely honest. 
I have to work extremely hard.]
[Maverick: What a coincidence, huh? We are both stuck with some idiots.]
Pete washes and dries his face, casting sidelong glances at his phone the whole time. When no reply is coming, he grabs the device.
[Maverick: I am so fucking tired because of the current task.]
[Iceman: Me too. Everyone has such high expectations, so I have to put in extra effort and pretend to be relaxed.
Sometimes being too outstanding is hard.]
Pete sinks himself into the king-size bed. 
[Maverick: I am stunned by your humbleness.]
[Iceman: I only speak the truth.]
[Maverick: So, tell me, Iceman, what do you do irl?]
[Iceman: I create dreams.]
[Maverick: Now we are entering mythology. Should you change your call sign to Jesus?]
[Iceman: What about you? Your job?]
[Maverick: I create better dreams.]
There is no response for a long time. Pete turns and tosses and decides he is not going to fall asleep in a while.
[Maverick: Where are you?]
[Iceman: Missing me already, Maverick?]
Pete doesn’t want to acknowledge the funny somersaults his heart is doing. Really, this is so stupid, he is not feeling things just because some anonymous person he just met online is teasing him. He is not a teenager, come on.
[Maverick: In the dreams you create, maybe, Iceman.]
[Iceman: I was just getting ready for bed.]
Huh. So they seem to be in similar time zones. 
[Maverick: Is it OK if I ask where you come from? 
Doesn’t matter, I ask that already.]
[Iceman: My origins are kinda complicated, But now I work in California.]
[Maverick: OMG. ME TOO.]
[Iceman: What a coincidence.]
[Maverick: Do you think we will ever meet irl?]
Long silence.
[Iceman: I hope not.]
[Maverick: ... Why?]
[Iceman: My elegance will take your breath away.]
Pete giggles.
[Maverick: Should I learn to get used to your humbleness?]
[Iceman: You probably should.
Good night, Maverick. Good luck fighting your calm fool.]
[Maverick: And good luck defeating your careless idiot, Iceman.]
Pete bites his lower lip and sends the last message.
[Maverick: Will I see you again?
I mean online, of course.]
[Iceman: You can count on it. Night.]
Before he puts the phone away on the bedside table, he receives an email from Mike's secretary, inviting him to a party for shortlisted designers. Pete scrolls down and groans when he sees the guest list.
Kazansky is invited too. 
Fan-fucking-tastic. 
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puss-in-boots-bf · 1 year ago
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answering all of these because im so "normal" about him
(puss in boots f/o btw)
right now i have the build a bear plushie so as long as i have that i feel like i'm with him
i heard people talking about the last wish like a month after release and i thought "hm maybe i should check this out" and it was downhill from there. BEAUTIFUL movie btw top tier cinema puss in boots 1 was not as good unfortunately 💔 still more puss content i can't be mad. i liked him in the shrek movies too but he has less screentime
ok firstly the accent i CANT get over it its so sdsfksdfklkjkjfdsg................second probably his face. his stupid little cute face i want to look at all day
puss cannot get over how lovey dovey i am with him and he tries to hide it but i know the truth. he's not even good at hiding it i see you covering your face with your hat everyone knows
idk why 1-4 repeat after the cut but more questions for me yayayayya
1. i love him so much i just squeeze the life out of him every time i see him. bear hug him forever and ever. puss on the other hand much more acts of service and he'll give me a lil peck on the cheek or the forehead sometimes
2. i'd LOVE to give him just like a tiny good luck charm he can put on his belt so he has something to remember me by if he's ever out without me. puss would give me a souvenir every time i couldn't come with on an adventure
3. we celebrate all the major holidays and just have fun hanging out with each other. we always have matching halloween costumes and on christmas puss likes doing the thing with mistletoe where he holds it above us if we're close and is like "we're under the mistletoe you know what that means" and honestly? not complaining. if anything please continue
4. he's a cat!! he purrs whenever he's asleep and it gets me to bed so quickly... and then he always waits for me to wake up after him in the morning (i am not a morning person. he is and he has to wait like a couple hours cus he doesn't wanna wake me up early 😭😭)
5. i am a math wiz, puss doesn't know what 2+2 is. unfortunately to make up for this i have like no adventuring experience and i wanna go with him so bad :( but puss tries his best to train me so that one day we can conquer the world together!
6. we're basically opposites in fashion taste, puss loves his hat and boots and not saying i don't love it too but i don't like the concept of me wearing it 😅the one thing we agree on is that capes (cloaks in my case) look sick as hell. food wise puss will eat anything i am extremely picky and anytime i don't like a food he will go all "what how could you not like [food]?!??!" every time without fail
7. puss has always been the more talkative one and it shows. whenever puss is feeling down i just let him talk at me and if i'm ever feeling down he asks me so many questions about what happened it's almost overwhelming. what we share in common is that we both LOVE hugs and will just hug it out all the time
8. i don't really have a rival f/o... i guess maybe death? but puss kinda made up with him already and it's not like death is going to be here any time soon
9. i actually really like how he is in canon 😭 i love him the way he is i wouldn't change a thing about him (well excluding one headcanon which is...)
10. puss being bisexual is so real and so funny to me. who cares if you're a man or woman if you're hot i'm flirting with you
11. it's amazing but i might be biased since puss is here... puss usually does all the cooking because i'm so picky i just don't know food. i do most of the cleaning cus he does so much for me and i'll try to stop him from helping me if he ever offers cus i don't want him doing even more... in the downtime between us doing anything we'll usually just sit down and cuddle with each other ❤️fortunately he doesn't have a "job" to go to, since he's a hero the city lets him live here for basically free. puss gets enough money from just appearing in public to afford everything we need for months. though he will go on the occasional adventure every couple weeks
12. dirt. its literally just dirt and nothing else. he keeps going on adventures and getting dirty and he'll come home just covered in dirt. but if there's ever an important occasion he has a cologne he picked out with me that smells like cinnamon
13. he hasn't actually changed much since the events of the last wish! still does all the good ol showoffy stuff whenever he's in public, you really can only tell he changed whenever it gets real dangerous.
14. puss is extremely extroverted and outgoing and i am very much not. he keeps trying to take me on outings and tries to get me to be a little more vocal and it's kinda working!! baby steps! but something we both have in common is that we're both unorganized (though him more than me)... we always try to sort everything out at the house but neither of us can bother 😭 we're used to it though so it's a non-issue
15. puss gets really heated but can usually calm himself, i am not good with conflict at ALL but puss tries to help me calm down too. it works, i mean how can i be mad with this lovely cat in front of me?? though on the rare occasion i'm really passionate about something i will not back down and puss eventually either gives in or tries the cute eyes thing... it usually works...... i mean, how am i supposed to resist that????
16. puss introduced me to imelda (his caretaker at the orphanage he grew up) and she was lovely! she even showed me cute pictures of puss back when he was a baby 🤭 aside from that i've met team friendship too! perrito was nice and kitty joked around with puss about us a lot
17. ok lore speedrun i only knew puss through folktales/legends etc. and i heard about a party he was supposed to be throwing nearby that was really soon. i decided to go and i was OBSESSED. i knew he was cool, but somehow he managed to be even cooler than i thought. this is probably where the crush started but i didn't recognize it at the time. i would've gone to every party he threw in the country but i knew he came to this town pretty often, so i just went to the ones here. after a while i managed to get close to him and ask him if i might be able to go on an adventure with him. it was all i wanted at the time, even if it was a mini adventure or something. at first he said he couldn't or his schedule was full or whatever, but i was so desperate i kept asking and asking... and somehow it worked. he told me maybe, but he'd need more time to figure something out. a couple days later i got a letter saying that he decided i could go with him on one small thing he had planned that wouldn't take too much time, and i was ecstatic to say the least. however it mentioned i would need some training first and gave me a spot to meet up. i got a whole get up and a weapon so i would be prepared for the training and after we stopped, puss said it would be easier if i stayed in town for a while so we could get training earlier. a couple days of training later i finally confessed, and after the mini adventure i was supposed to leave but he caught feelings too... we've been dating ever since :)
18. my favorite will always be the shrek canon/last wish canon timeline but i still love taopib puss. f/o wise i treat them differently but comfort character wise it's still puss and he's still silly ❤️ i also really like puss dos from taopib. not in a f/o way but he's so autism you can't hate him (ignore that puss dos isn't actually puss he's a genetic clone technically but IT STILL COUNTS!!!)
19. coolness factor alone the blind king (taopib spoilers if it matters) takes the cake. the blindfold is just mwah chefs kiss but i think i just really like blindfolds for some reason. original puss is still the best one though i wouldn't want a blindfold covering those glittering green eyes of his
20. i confessed first but only because i thought he did 😭 he was being playful flirty like when you don't really mean it but i didn't pick up on that and it just came pouring out... nothing really happened for a little while until one day we made eye contact and went silent. i think he got feelings for me, or he realized the feelings he already had, or something, but i could tell something changed. we just... kissed. it wasn't a lot, just for a second, but... it felt like the world had stopped. nothing mattered except the two of us right there, right then. and it felt perfect.
21. i think his feelings were more spur of the moment rather than long lasting, so no one really knew
22. skip cus hes my only f/o 😶
23. i love fluff i cannot get enough of fluff i will never stop imagining him kissing me on the forehead saying i love you right before he leaves the house leaving me awestruck in his beauty. sucker for hurt/comfort too but mostly the comfort part i don't like thinking about the hurt part
24. who hasn't? but also not this early on i'd have to wait a couple years minimum before i consider it
25. skipping cus i can plan that later
26. as i said before it's a big house, renaissance era (since the last wish is in the 17th century), puss lived here before me so most of the decor is whatever he chose. most of it is just trophies and awards he's earned though... but he does have a cat tower there too! it's comfy can't blame him
27. not really. never been much of a kid person myself, and puss already has perrito, so neither of us are interested.
28. it was a day or two after his "confession." the morning after i was just... dumbfounded by what happened before, but puss took a bit off to collect his thoughts. after we reconvened to talk about what we were i told him i loved him no matter what. i think it flustered him and he got all stammery but he managed an i love you too. i could tell the idea of a relationship was kinda rough for him, it was for me as well, but he warmed up to it after a little.
29. it would be so extraordinarily funny if he was 100% gay. 100% man liker. but still a lady killer. like all the girls are fawning over this man and he's just "oh sorry i'm not into women." bi puss is canon but gay puss is dream cone true
30. if somehow cuddling isn't enough he'll tell stories about adventures he's had. let me tell you god DAMN is he a great storyteller!! it always gets me hyped up without fail + i get to hear more of his voice what's to complain about
31. you cant make me do this. you cant make me choose i cant. why would you do this to me
32. thank god this one has an answer, his voice. it's something otherworldly, i just can't describe it. everytime i hear him speak it's so calming, soothing, oh my goooood i just love it so much i could listen to him forever
33. i had to look through tv tropes for this. puss is the energetic one except whenever i get really excited about something and puss has to listen to me ramble for an hour about it because i refuse to shut up
34. "uhh, erm... i dunno! i never counted. i am not really a math guy, y'know?" if you count literally any shrek film i'm lying but pretend i'm not
35. me and it's not even close. i WILL zone out and blush and smile every single time i think of his face and i'm not ashamed to say it
36. see above i still get surprised whenever he hugs me from behind. you know what you're doing stop (don't stop i love it)
37. puss does this everyday and thinks it's actually kinda underwhelming meanwhile i am curled up fetal position on the floor
38. we don't really use nicknames, actually. well sometimes i'll call him "stabby tabby" or one of his other aliases, sometimes he'll call me "mi amor" but most of the time we just use names
39. my contact name for him would just be "puss❤️" his contact name for me is probably like. Firstname Lastname he is not good with technology at all
40. again this man could not operate a phone if the instructions were printed out and given to him. he only uses it for texting and calling. every once in a while he'll send me a picture of something he found cool and text "Look" "Do you like it"
41. my favorite memory is probably just discovering him. the sheer joy of finding something to love, something to be unabashedly excited about... i wish i could do it all again
42. he wasn't particularly physically affectionate before but he knows i love it when he is so he tries his best to show it whenever he can
43. i have walked in on him doing catnip before and i know that was not at all embarrassing for him because he literally asked me if i wanted any
44. puss keeps trying to have an "honorable duel" with people and they literally never accept
45. my first impressions were that he was sick af and just the best person ever. his first impressions of me, he probably gets a bunch of fans like that i'd honestly understand if he was just taking pity on me with the adventure stuff😭
46. no lore reason for it but i like the idea of my birthday since it's close enough to when i discovered pib and i think just being with him is the best gift i could ever receive
47. i would like to speak to my lawyer
48. nothing really. i guess sometimes we'll go out and he's more focused on me than he usually is on whatever's going on around him but i think that's it
49. he still flinches every time he hears a whistle :((((
50. just a tiny lil "i love you" and a kiss everyday ❤️❤️
51. skip cus 43 repeat
52. he probably laughs at dad jokes honestly. probably thinks "why did the chicken cross the road" is a knee slapper
53. sometimes i tease him with the pickles thing i find it funny but he doesnt 💔
54. puss is a deep sleeper so if i ever need to wake him up i'll shake him a bit until he gets up. he is much more gentle with me though since i'm more of a light sleeper so i'll usually wake up if he just rocks me for a second or two
55. on the weekdays we train together (it's more like him teaching me but yk) cus i'm trying to go on more adventures but puss says i'm not strong enough 😭
56. perrito thinks we're cute and ok honestly? i don't know how kitty would react at all i'm still trying to figure out how she would fit in with the ship lore since if me and puss are together her arc is weird in the last wish, especially with the whole wedding thing/the ending
57. skip cus he's my only f/o again
58. doing dream merch since dream experience is literally just "what if he was real" anyways ideally i mean. puss in boots everything. but also there's a few things i want specifically: licensed/official cosplay (hat, cape, boots, belt, whatever), actual functional rapier with the puss in boots design + gatito blade, and not very realistic with this last one but i want a version of the build a bear plush that will actually just never break down or fall apart. also with an easier way to keep the hat on!! the hat can't attach to anything so it has to rest on his ear but it falls off super easy cus of that
59. gahhhhhh i dont like talking about it too much cus it makes me sad to think about it at all........... but i'll say he's a lot quieter. he goes from this extremely outgoing cat we all know and love to just... silence. maybe some muttering... AAAAAAAAAAHHH OK i cant talk about this anymore i dont want to think about it ever :(((((((((((((
60. silly*6
61. 😼⚔️ that's it. that's the emojis
62. assuming i get to be my s/i if i go there i'd absolutely go to his world in a heartbeat. if he came here i would definitely be under government supervision he's a walking talking cat
63. i like ship lore but it isn't too fleshed out since irl i haven't really known about selfshipping before a few weeks ago (i still had the romantic feelings for WAAAY longer tho)
64. again it's not fully fleshed out and i'm actually stuck on how i should design it... all i know is he'll be a black cat. i wanted to do a whole grim reaper kind of fit like scythe and cloak wtv since i like a bunch of characters with that kind of motif (see: Testament Guilty Gear) but then i felt like "oh it's too similar to death that's probably weird" since i want the whole thing to take place after TLW but if i underdesign my s/i it'll feel like kitty kind of but i don't know what to put and its just sdklgfhjslkdhgjklsjdglk aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............. aside from character design i literally made up the ship lore writing this post for the most part. mostly the details but i had some general idea of what i wanted, i just thought the training idea was cute ❤️ as for other characters i'm good friends with perrito now and sometimes i'll just talk about puss with him for hours and he's always so happy for us
65. my s/i is literally Just Me except a cat also. oh and he knows spanish and tagalog. spanish for talking with puss, tagalog cus i wish i knew it irl. but since it's an s/i i get to do character development that would otherwise not happen irl 🙏 so like a little bit not me but mostly Just Me
66. AU's are cute but they really do feel like an alternate universe. i imagine myself dating in canon but AU's are kinda like a "what if"
67. hug him and hold onto him forever and never let go
68. it's the shrek universe i'm not even sure they're superstitions anymore. they're probably real. black cats being a symbol of bad luck is unironically canon in taopib like
69. he'd buy so much matching stuff and he would say "if we're a team we need matching uniforms" and. he's right. i wear literally all of them
70. his theme song is "fearless hero" take a guess
71. mostly outdoorsy stuff, if he didn't like it he wouldn't have been an adventurer, but also he likes music a lot. wrote fearless hero himself, actually! sometimes he'll make a song about us and play it just for me ❤️
72. the star shape ⭐ it reminds me of the wishing star
73. nothing that i can think of rn... now that i think about it he doesn't really "hate" anything
74. i don't really know if it has a name, but i'm particular to starry night skies. some of the best scenes in the last wish have the night sky visible and it makes puss look even prettier
75. he is combat trained guess who isn't!
76. puss is for the most part just living his best life now, but i want to eventually be on puss's level of adventuring and heroism. maybe a little less focused on public image i just like the fighting bad guys part
77. this is in taopib btw but there's so much i'm just gonna talk abt them all. ok so in s1e15 puss gets cursed with bad luck which turns him into a black cat so he has to leave san lorenzo, but then he finds a ragtag group of other black cats who try to convince him the curse is permanent and for him to join them (cus they're lonely :(). that's just the synopsis but for some reason black cats have luck manipulation???? not typical luck manipulation but they say they can manipulate bad luck and turn it into lucky energy in a "lucky blast" that's more of an attack than actual probability manipulation. puss learns it eventually but he wants more so the cats make up a move and puss, having Main Character Syndrome, manages to be THE ONLY CAT ON EARTH TO HAVE DONE THE MOVE?????????? also the actual group of black cats is silly the main one is normal but the other two, one of them speaks in shakespearian and is implied to have a crush on puss (HE JUST LIKE ME!! HE JUST LIKE ME FR!!!!!!) and the other one only repeats what other people say like tommy from animal crossing ❤️ god i love this show idc how bad the animation is or how forced puss/dulcinea is. they just made everyone a silly guy and it's amazing. there's so much more lore i could talk about in taopib cus there's 6 seasons but Main Character Syndrome is really funny to me so that's what i put here
78. 🤔
79. i do not know what this question means 🤗
80. 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😁😁😁😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😚😚😚😚😚😚😍😍😘😘😘😘A:KSDFJKJSADKLGKJSDKHGLDFLJH
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I LOVE HIM SO MUCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ok that's all the questions if u read this far i apologize for writing a bajillion paragraphs i just love him so much 💔 pls understand
and pictures of some of the taopib characters i mentioned before i go cus theyre silly too (puss dos and the black cats)
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yes he wears a paper hat don't bully him!!! 😠
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the one with the crush on puss is Francisco/red hat btw he was so real for that
ok bye thanks for looking at how much i love this fictional cat
80+ selfship questions to answer, whether in a post* or a reblog! feel free to pick the ones you want to answer or just answer for all – this is not an ask game :3
a few of these are romantic, but ofc, there are ones you can answer for your platonics!
* if you do it as a post i’d loveeeee if you tagged me so i could see your answers!
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what’s something you do to feel closer to them? fanfics, listen to songs, etc.
how did you get introduced to your f/o and/or their media? do you like their source?
what’s one or two things you especially like about your f/o? can be a headcanon!
what’s one or two things your f/os love about you? ( self positivity time babey )
how do you express your love to them? how do they express their love to you?
a gift you’d like to give them if you could, and something they’d give to you!
what do you celebrate together? like halloween, christmas time, easter, etc.
do you sleep together? is it peaceful or filled with snoring? do you both stay up? tell us more! ( how you sleep, when you sleep, do you wake up at the same time? )
what’s one thing you can’t do well that the other can, vice versa ( e.g cooking, playing video games, so on and so forth )
do you have similar tastes in fashion? aesthetic? food? tell us about their taste!
how do they tend to comfort you? how do you tend to comfort them?
if you have a rival or nemesis f/o, why? are there any lore reasons or is it just because?
what are some uncommon headcanons you have for them?
what is your favorite fan theory/headcanon about them?
if you live together, how’s domestic life like for you both?
do you have any scent hcs for them? ( sweet, something like coffee, etc )
is there anything commonly misunderstood about your f/o?
one thing you don’t have in common, and one thing you do
how do you resolve conflicts? how do you both typically react when faced with conflict or whilst dealing with an argument?
have you met their friends/family? how did that go? do they even keep in contact with their friends/family?
tell us as much (or as little) as you'd like about any of your self ship lore/bg! the timeline!
if they have variations (timelines, skills, voiced languages, etc) which one is your favorite?
your favorite outfit/costume of theirs! if they don’t have any official skins or anything, show us something you think they’d look good in!
who confessed first and how did it go?
did anyone know about your f/o’s feelings before they confessed? how did they find out?
if you have multiple f/os, do they fit into any “type?” ( e.g coincidentally they’re all smartasses, blonde, villains, etc. lol )
do you have any favorite scenarios you like to imagine your f/os in? ( domestic fluff, angsty, etc. )
have you ever thought about ( platonic or not ) marriage? would you consider it a good idea? why or why not?
^ if you're planning to get married, then tell us all about your wedding! the honeymoon! the planning!
if you live together, how does your home look like? who decided on the decor?
do you, or plan to, have f/o kids? ( pets and plants count! ) bonus: if you have pets, do they show any favoritism?
what was it like when they first said ‘i love you’? how did you reply? where was it?
if you could make one thing 100% canon about them, what would it be?
how do you kill time with them when bored?
your favorite thing about your f/o, appearance wise
your favorite thing about your f/o, non-appearance wise
what’s your dynamic like? any tropes you fit?
the most iconic/memed on/quoted line or event associated with your f/o
who’s more likely to be the sappy, cheesy romantic in the relationship?
who gets flustered the easiest?
if you were in an emergency or stressful situation, which one of you’s the best at staying level headed keeping the other calm? who is the one absolutely freaking out?
what nicknames do you call each other?
with phones or modern au : what would your contact names be?
with phones or modern au : how do they use their phone? do they have a billion screenshots in their gallery? whats their wallpaper?
favorite memory involving them ( whether in your lore as a scenario, a scene from their media, or another physical experience like when you received merch etc )
are they physically affectionate? if so, how do they express it? vice versa!
any funny or awkward moments you've experienced with them?
who’s more likely to get into, or start fights? whether with each other or with others.
what were your first impressions of each other?
do you have an anniversary date? how was it decided & how do you (plan to) celebrate it?
.... would you still love them if they turned into a worm
how did their personality or lifestyle change after befriending/getting with you?
something you know about them, that many others don’t?
how do they reassure or affirm their love for you?
what’s your funniest or most embarrassing memory together?
what’s their sense of humor like? how easy is it to make them laugh?
what inside jokes do you share?
if necessary, how do you wake them up? how do they wake you up?
any daily routines or habits you two follow?
what do others in source say about your relationship? do you keep it a secret?
if you have more than one f/o from the same media, which one were you drawn to first? any lore connection like did they introduce you to the others? did one make you fall for the other?
dream piece of merchandise or f/o-related experience you’d like to have
how are they like when vulnerable?
describe your f/o in 6 words or less
describe your f/o using only emojis
would you rather go to their world, or have them come to yours?
do you care about ship lore? feel free to tell us about it if you’d like!
if you have a s/i, how’d you go about creating their design? what went into their lore? how do the others in the source feel about your s/i?
does your s/i hold similarities to you, is completely like you or completely different from you? do you even have a s/i?
thoughts on AUs/canon divergent things? do you prefer to stick as closely to canon as possible or no?
quick! your f/o’s just spawned in front of you, now what do you do?!
do they have any superstitions they believe in?
would you or your f/o ever get matching things? ( keychains, tattoos, shirts, etc ) do they find it cringy or cute?
who’s more the scaredy cat out of you two?
what kind of things is your f/o into? games, music, decor, whatever!
the most random thing you associate with your f/o (foods, shapes, even textures! anything that’s not an obvious)
anything your f/o absolutely hates, but you absolutely love?
any aesthetic or -core you associate with your f/o, whether it be due to their design or personality?
who's more likely to die first in a zombie apocalypse lol
do your f/os have any long term wishes or goals? what about your s/i?
your favorite f/o fun fact or bit of lore
which animal represents your f/o the best?
does your f/o run hot or cold?
free space to gush about whatever you want ♡
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mayswift · 2 years ago
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newsies headcanons for my favorite characters😁
jack
-always putting random stuff in his mouth. like chewing on paintbrushes and pencils. he reminds me of my friend that will literally pick up seashells and bite into them.
-literally cannot flirt. like he CAN flirt but if it’s someone he actually has feelings for he’s just a stuttering blushing mess.
-i feel like he’s an extremely picky eater. like in modern day he would be those people who order chicken tenders everywhere they go😭
-big gift giver. he loves making paintings and drawings for people and around holidays and birthdays he would try to sell extra to be able to afford a real gift.
-he’s literally so clueless. like he’s constantly having to be like “huh” and just always has this confused look on his face😭
davey
-IM WAY TOO EXCITED TO WRITE THESE
-constantly reading. like he will read anything he can get his hands on.
-les is his wingman idc what anyone else says
-idk what instrument but he definitely plays an instrument. i’m thinking violin or piano maybe?
-i feel like everyone thinks of him as being like nice and shy and stuff but he’s actually so much more?? like he would literally beat people up if they came near his friends or family and he’s actually like so so smart.
-SMART WITH NO COMMON SENSE.
-and also horrible at math
race
-this man cannot sit still. like he’s always rocking back and forth on his feet or playing with his hands or kicking around a rock or something.
-this one is more livesies race but i think he’s like augustus waters how he always has a cigarette in his mouth but he never lights it.
-this is a common one but him always leaning on people or holding on to them
-SURPRISE HUGS ALL THE TIME.
-literally zones out all the time. like someone could be talking to him and he’ll be like sorry what??
skittery
-“glum and dumb” but not like actually. like he has a great sense of humor and stuff hes just a bit moody yk?
-so common but will literally do anything for tumbler. i am the biggest sucker for anything abt skittery and tumbler.
-i feel like he flirts to sell papers but he literally doesn’t mean it like he can and will flirt with anyone he sees to sell papers but has no interest in any of them.
-one day one of the other newsies sees him doing this AND WILL NOT STOP TEASING HIM AND HE GETS SO EMBARRASSED.
-has like some of the worst handwriting ever bc he literally does not give a shit.
spot
-i feel like even though he seems rlly scary he’s actually like?? super nice??
-also 92sies and livesies spot are completely different people in my mind.
-i feel like around other people hes super confident and like sure of himself but when he’s alone he’d actually get really like insecure and deal with sm more than it seems.
-once again this is kind of common but he loves his newsies. might not admit it but especially the younger ones he will do sm to take care of them and make sure they’re okay.
elmer
-ik it’s so common that he’s like the happy smily newsie all the time and i feel like he’s one of those people who just kind of forget about any bad feelings by being happy all the time. like he constantly sees the best in everyone and everything.
-can and will fall asleep anywhere. on a table? on a bench? on top of someone else? on the FLOOR?! sound asleep.
-this is a common hc and possibly canon(?) but POLISH ELMER. bc twins.
-I JUST LOVE THE IDEA OF ELMER PARTICIPATING IN LIKE POLISH TRADITIONS ESPECIALLY ON CHRISTMAS AND STUFF and sharing it with the other newsies and just aghhhh
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thecorbyin · 2 years ago
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are the tf2 mers gay? give me several paragraphs explaining why or why not pls :)
RUBS HANDS TOGETHER
Scout- bi
At first I was a Scout is straight truther. However the more I look into it, the more he just acts very closeted and very confused.
There is not much explaining here he's just. Just look at him. Busting it down bisexually.
A bit more closed off and awkward about his attraction to men though, doesn't bring it up much and would date a girl just to get people to stop assuming he's gay.
Sniper- bi and demiaroace
This man is so so autism and anything romance related makes he flinch and get so flustered. Awkward hermit man doesn't leave his van for 37483683 days and then cries when a woman interacts with him.
Was probably very confused the first time he found himself being attracted to a man. Like scared confused. Like get drunk and lay in bed staring at the ceiling panicking scared confused.
Just stands so bisexually I can't explain it.
Trusting people is very hard for Mr Mundy he gets very suspicious of people. That is where the demiaroace comes into play he will not date anyone unless he's known them awhile.
Spy- bi and a whore
My man sleeps around and he is not picky when it comes to gender. If he wants to romance someone, he's romancing them and it doesn't matter if they're male, female, both, or neither.
But he has commitment issues so like. It's usually just one night stands and then he's gone. Maybe some money left on the table or a gift if he really likes them. But he's scared of staying for long and growing attached.
All bi himself, if you will. Despite being a massive manwhore.
Soldier- unlabeled
He doesn't know. His wife doesn't know. His team doesn't know. If you ask him, he's just going to say "AMERICAN."
But he is not straight. That much is very certain. But he's fiercely loyal to Zhanna so good luck everyone else.
Does get a bit touchy feely with Demoman (hugs, cheek kisses, getting drunk together and whatnot) but that's kind of just their best friendness.
Engineer- bi
An absolute gentleman when it comes to the ladies, and absolute stuttering mess when it comes to the gents.
No really. He could charm his way around any woman he sees. But men are a different story. He gets awkward and laughs a lot and his whole face turns red and he tugs at his collar and... boy is it hot in here or is it just him?
I am so tired of everyone saying he'd be racist and homophobic just because he's from southern Texas. My man would never he's literally the sweetest thing.
Pyro- gay (and genderfluid)
That's right I'm a genderfluid Pyro truther. And a gay Pyro truther. But not in a MatPat way I hope MatPat gets fucking obliterated.
Her love language is gifts. He will make you so many little crafts and drawings if he likes you. This is a threat.
They're also very protective of anyone they like methinks. *cough* Pybroing *cough*
ALSO IN THE COMICS SHE LITERALLY LIVES WITH ENGINEER AND IS THE CEO OF AN ENGINEERING COMPANY ERM... HELLO? That reeks of homosexual activity.
Medic- gay
An open heart surgery is actually something that can be so intimate.
Yeah he had a wife... apparently. But he moved away from her or something because she is barely ever fucking mentioned AND she cheated on him. Smells like... divorce and Medic going off to discover things about himself. Gay things.
No motherfucker looks at Heavy like that and can be deemed straight I'm sorry.
This motherfucker probably gives the weirdest gifts to him too like "happy birthday!! Have a pig heart 😊"
Heavy- gay
"I LOVE THIS DOKTOR!"
Not much can be said that hasn't been said already *gestures to Medic* it is just so extremely obvious these two men want each other so bad.
Demoman- unlabeled
He also has zero idea. Sometimes he'll look at a lady and go OOOOOO and sometimes he'll do that for a man too.
But really, labels don't interest him and he's content with just "whatever. I like who I like and that's that. There don't have to be a name for it."
Good for him honestly.
Everyone please send me more asks like this I love them
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kimbap-r0ll · 2 years ago
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Hiya! A good friend reccomended your blog and I love your work! I would like to participate in your event and get two romantic TWST matchups please! I don't really have any preferences but I would NOT like to be matched with any of the staff members if that's alright! :]
— I'd like to think that I'm a very sociable and outgoing person. Contrary to most people that I tend to associate with, I really enjoy social situations where I get to mingle and expand my circle of friends. On that note, I have a lot of acquaintances but I don't have many people that I'm particularly close with, and of the people that I am really close with they tend to be the more reserved and introverted type. Personally, I'm very intimidated by people who are very extroverted like me and I tend to have closer relationships with people who can mellow out my energetic disposition
— Speaking of bring energetic, boy am I hyper. Especially since I'm very extroverted and get my energy by socializing. This is definitely not helped by the fact that I have a huge sweet tooth. I have scared my friends on one occasion with the amount of sugar and sweeteners I put in my tea. Sweets are among my favorite foods, as i enjoy cakes, crepes, icecreams, and bite sized candies the best! But I'm not picky and I can really go for anything as long as it's sweet.
— I'm also an extremely affectionate person, but weirdly enough I get very shy and flustered when it's reciprocated. I really like linking arms, holding hands, and cuddling though not necessarily in a romantic sense. Due to my less than average height (4'10" to be exact) I've also been told that I give great hugs. I'm not shy when it comes to giving random gifts and spur of the moment compliments, but I turn into an absolute mess when the affection is reciprocated.
— With that being said, one thing that I have noticed is that I often make fun of and playfully tease the people I've had romantic feelings for. We tend to banter, but it never escalates into genuine bickering. I'm not sure why that is, but I'm guessing it's because it displays a level of trust and comfort. Since we're both comfortable with taking light jabs at eachother and trusting eachother to not take any offense.
— In terms of hobbies, I play videogames and i draw on the side. It was my dream to be an artist as a kid but due to parental expectations I lost hope of that coming true so its more or less just a hobby. Over the years I've become progressively more embarrassed about said hobby, but I'm trying to become more confident in my abilities to draw (since I've been honing them for so long). I do have a passion for teaching and tutoring though, and I might go somewhere with that. I'm not exactly gifted in terms of academics but I am very hard working and I love being able to share some of my own personal study tips alongside reviewing the curriculum. I have dabbled into the world of theater as well!
Anyways, I think that's all. Please let me know if there's anymore information you'd like me to add! And again, congrats on 100 followers! :D
Hello! Thank you for the request! There’s a lot of characters that I see matching with you, but the people that I see going best with you are...
1.Trey
If you love sweets, this is the man for you. He loves baking, especially for others, and seeing you happy whenever he makes something for you makes him melt. He might offer to bake together on some dates, imagine how cute that would be! He probably says something cheesy like “it’s sweet because I made it with love” or something like that to make you all flustered haha. Be expected to be invited to unbirthday parties if you aren’t part of the Heartslabyul house, and Riddle will like your company too since he’s close friends with Trey.
He likes how outgoing you are, but also loves the fact that you like the more peaceful alone times that you have with him. He’s never been the most extroverted, so the two of you match vibes very well.
If you tease him, he won’t stop you, but he will definitely tease you back. It gets worse when you realize how tall he is, and he definitely loves to make you all flustered by doing things like kabedon as a counterattack to your teasing. He definitely finds it cute that your so small compared to him, and loves the kinds of hugs you give. Either way it’s very cute to see the two of you tease each other.
He admires your art and thinks that you tutoring is so sweet. He thinks that you’re so kind of helping people in academics, but he also likes how you balance it out with your hobbies. He wants to draw with you if he can, but he would be embarrassed at how his drawings always end up looking like chicken scratch haha.
He loves you for who you are, and you are definitely the sweetest thing in his life.
2. Floyd
Man, this guy is honestly all over the place but somehow he vibes so well with you. He loves giving hugs and overall is big in pda, so he loves that your hugs are so good. He will make you a flustered mess all the time because of this. One time, he probably spotted you in the hallway and just ran to you with his arms open, tackling you into a tight hug. Did I mention he likes seeing you get flustered? He’s just as big of a tease as his twin brother is, so be prepared for a lot of times where your face feels like its burning.
He isn’t big in video games, but I can see him interested in watching you. He would want to join if it’s a game like Smash Bros or so, but he absolutely loves how hardworking you are. It’s something he was drawn to when first meeting Azul, so it was likely a similar thing when he saw you too. He likes seeing you focused when he’s trying to distract you from the side. He also really likes to watch you draw, it calms him. Don't worry about being embarrassed about drawing next to him, he just loves the things that you make. If you ever gift something to him in the form of an artwork, he will tightly squeeze you (in a nice way) and show it off to Azul and Jade for sure. He will definitely keep the art and make it a permanent resident in his room.
The two of you are very social, so you guys would probably be very chatty at first, but then as time goes by you guys are fine just sitting in silence together. He has two sides and he flip flops between them a lot, so he totally gets how you can be both extroverted and introverted at the same time.
He thinks that the height difference is really cute too, similar to Trey. Will absolutely tease you about this.
Overall, he finds you exciting to be around, and will pick you up on random occasions because he thinks you’re so cute.
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kurowrites · 4 years ago
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"you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks im married with a baby" for wangxian :3
I doubt this was the thing you expected, but ... [smashes keyboard]
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It had been a coincidence, really, nothing that he’d planned. He’d just been on his way out of the door to get his groceries done when he came across one of his neighbours in the entrance hall; the really handsome one with the cute little toddler that always smiled at him. The one where the mother of the child had probably left the picture, because he’d never actually seen her.
Quietly, he wondered what woman would leave a man that was so obviously caring well for his child, and a toddler so friendly and cute, but then, that was really none of his business.
In any case, when he ran into them in the entrance hall of the apartment building, the toddler was having a big temper tantrum (that was a first), and his father, despite his best efforts at calming the child, was completely unsuccessful in stopping the wailing. His usually neutral face was, for once, wrinkled in concern and apparent helplessness.
Wei Ying knew the feeling too well, from similar situations with his own family. Recently, it had been happening particularly often because of Jin Ling, his beloved nephew who had taken an unfortunate page from the book of his father and had started an early ‘nonono, I don’t want to’ phase.
So Wei Ying automatically did what he always did with Jin Ling: he made a stupid face at the toddler, and when the toddler looked at Wei Ying in momentary confusion, Wei Ying grabbed him, lifted him up, and wheeled him around. The kid let out a sound halfway between annoyance and enjoyment. Wei Ying took the chance he got, and folded over with the biggest grin on his face, tilting the child upside down with him. Then he flipped back up, and did it again. By the third time, the child was laughing.
“Again, again!”
Wei Ying did it again, and then tried to set the child down, but it was too late. Quick as anything, two hands grabbed him with surprising strength, and he now had a spider monkey on his hands. The child clung to him, eagerly asking for more parentally inadvisable acrobatics.
Wei Ying looked at the father apologetically, who had witnessed the whole event with the earlier frown still on his face, shrugging a little as he held the little monkey in his arms.
“Sorry for barging in like that,” he said. “It’s just something I picked up from handling my nephew. It works with him every time, so I started doing it automatically. You’re probably busy, I should let you go.”
He tried to hand the boy back to his father, but there was no budging. The child clung to him like a leech, whining at Wei Ying to play with him.
“I am sorry,” the father said, clearly unsure how to handle the situation and his uncooperating child. “He is usually not that difficult. Today is…”
He trailed off.
Wei Ying smiled encouragingly. “Hey, parenting is hard. Tell me, where were you going? I was planning to go to the supermarket near the park, and if you’re heading in the same direction, we can walk together until he’s calmed down a little.”
Wei Ying was almost sure there was something akin to relief in the father’s face.
“I was also heading out for groceries,” the father replied. “If it is not too much to ask…”
“Hey, no biggie,” Wei Ying smiled. “If you carry my groceries, all is well.”
He winked at the boy in his arms.
“Always get others to carry your things.”
“Gege is carrying ME!” the boy exclaimed excitedly, and Wei Ying laughed.
“I see, I see, you are a smart one!”
Wei Ying winked at the father, and after assuring him that he was perfectly fine carrying a toddler around, they walked to the grocery store together.
On the way, Wei Yin learned that the names of father and son were Lan Zhan and Lan Yuan, respectively. They hadn’t been living in the apartment building for very long (Wei Ying had suspected as much), and had recently relocated because Lan Zhan had changed jobs.
Wei Ying felt the urge to ask about the child’s mother, but managed to suppress his curiosity.
It was none of his business, he told himself sternly. He had no place nosing around in a stranger’s private affairs, even when the man in question was particularly handsome, and the toddler particularly cute.
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Shopping turned out to be way more fun than it usually was. Lan Yuan was still stuck to Wei Ying, unwilling to give up the prime real estate in Wei Ying’s arms, so Wei Ying carried him through the supermarket like a little king, and together, they commanded Lan Zhan what he needed to buy.
Lan Zhan was a strict man that was extremely picky about the foods that he put onto the plate of his child, Wei Ying learned quickly. But he was also a father that very clearly loved by his son, and everything Lan Yuan said was considered seriously, even when it was eventually turned down. Wei Ying almost felt bad to ask Lan Zhan to help him with his groceries, since his eating habits were… nowhere near Lan Zhan’s, that was for sure.
Lan Zhan himself frowned a little when he saw all the stuff that Wei Ying was planning to buy, and though he was evidently trying to restrain himself from commenting, he eventually cracked.
“You do not cook for yourself?” he asked, as Wei Ying snatched another box of frozen food out of the freezer one-handed, balancing Lan Yuan on his hip.
“Not really,” Wei Ying replied lightly. “I’m a horrible cook. My sister banned me from her kitchen.”
“Fresh vegetables are important,” Lan Zhan said, clearly not approving of his dietary choices.
“I know! I have them when I visit my sister. She makes the best food.”
He smiled at Lan Yuan.
“Always eat your veggies, mister, if you want to grow as tall as your dad.”
“I’m gonna be taller!”
It was spoken with so much enthusiasm and conviction that Wei Ying had to laugh.
“You have a lot of work to do and many veggies to eat, then!”
“What about Gege?” Lan Yuan asked. “You also need to eat veggies and grow taller.”
“I’m not going to get any taller now, I’ve reached my maximum height already,” Wei Ying replied. “Not everyone gets to be as tall as your dad.”
That opened an entire new can of worms, because now Lan Yuan wanted to know why Wei Ying wasn’t as tall as his father, and why people were tall or small or fat or thin, and Wei Ying found himself inundated with questions he might have been able to answer more easily if he had been able to pull out his mobile phone and search for some scientifically accurate answers.
But Lan Yuan seemed to enjoy the explanations that Wei Ying could give, so honestly, all was well. He’d apparently completely forgotten the reason why he’d had a meltdown in the entrance hall of their apartment block, and seemed to enjoy being babied by someone other than his father, for once.
“A-Yuan is such a good child,” Wei Ying sighed as they left the supermarket (Lan Zhan carrying Wei Ying’s groceries as promised). “If I ever have children, I also want to have a child like A-Yuan.”
Lan Yuan hugged Wei Ying with a smile, and Wei Ying had to squish the little boy, overwhelmed by a sudden feeling of intense affection. He was just too precious. Dammit, he didn’t even have a partner, he couldn’t go around getting baby fever.
“Wei Ying should adopt me!” Lan Yuan exclaimed with enthusiasm. “Like Baba!”
Now that was… Wei Ying looked at Lan Zhan, confused about that little nugget of information.
Lan Zhan, not looking at him but at Lan Yuan, chastised his son gently.
“A-Yuan, you cannot simply ask unrelated people to adopt you. I am your cousin. We were family before I adopted you. The same cannot be asked for from unrelated people.”
It was a very rational explanation, Wei Ying thought. It also answered a few questions about the apparent non-existence of a mother. But it also seriously underestimated Wei Ying’s particular brand of free-spiritedness combined with a healthy dose of disregard for societal conventions, so Wei Ying lifted Lan Yuan higher and gave him a cheeky grin.
“For what it’s worth, A-Yuan,” he declared, “I would totally adopt you if given the chance. I don’t think your father would give you up for any price, but just know that I would.”
Lan Yuan gave him the biggest smile in reply, and Lan Zhan gave him the most severe frown he had ever seen in his life, but he didn’t care.
Lan Yuan was just too cute, and Wei Ying was entirely honest when he said that he would adopt a child like him in a heartbeat. Of course, a decision like that would be a big responsibility. Taking care of a life.  But he had never been the type to think about such things carefully before jumping right in. He had always wanted a family. And he had experience in handling kids. He could do it, he knew.
Maybe I should really start to consider having a child, he thought to himself, snuggling Lan Yuan a little tighter, resting their heads together, even without a partner in the picture. I have Dajie too, I can rise a child on my own.
(He did not notice Lan Zhan’s considering gaze.)
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“Are you a homewrecker now?”
“Hello A-Cheng, it’s nice to hear from you, I’m doing very well, thank you,” Wei Ying sang into the receiver. “Why are you calling?”
“You were seen with a father and his child at the supermarket,” came Jiang Cheng’s angry voice from the other side of the connection. “Flirting inappropriately. Really, now? Don’t tell me you’re sleeping with a man that already has a toddler.”
“Ouch, A-Cheng, who do you think I am?” Wei Ying asked theatrically. (If he was honest, the sentiment hurt a little.) “He’s just a neighbour, I was helping out like good neighbours do. He is in fact not married and the child is adopted, so even if I was sleeping with him, which I’m not, there would be nothing inappropriate about it. Also, I have never slept with any man of my acquaintance and I’m not sure why this is coming up now.”
“So that means we don’t have to reserve a seat for him at the next family dinner?”
Wei Ying spluttered. “Wha- what??”
“My sister was really excited at the thought of getting a nephew. I guess it was too much to ask. If you start fucking him, don’t tell me, but I need to know if I have to make more reservations than usual. That’s all. Bye.”
The next moment, Jiang Cheng had hung up, and Wei Ying stared at his phone beeping at him in disbelief.
What the hell?
How had Jiang Cheng even found out he had gone shopping with Lan Zhan and Lan Yuan?
Still shaken and repeating the entire conversation in his head, trying to make sense of it, he heard the doorbell ring. He threw his phone aside and scrambled to get to the door.
As soon as he opened the door, A-Yuan threw himself forward and latched onto Wei Ying’s leg tightly, grinning up at him.
“Gege! Play with me!” he shouted in lieu of a greeting.
Behind him stood Lan Zhan, all prim and proper, with his arms folded behind his back.
“He said he was missing you,” he said with an apologetic bow.
Slowly, Wei Ying bent down and lifted A-Yuan up to settle him on his hip. He stared at Lan Zhan, standing there and staring back, and thought about the strange phone call that he’d just had.
Of course he was happy that A-Yuan wanted to see him again. And of course he was happy that Lan Zhan had come to actively seek him out.
And of course he thought that–
Well.
Quietly, he wondered what it needed to make Lan Zhan accept an invitation for family dinner.
Well, maybe not a family dinner, first thing. Something a little more private was appropriate.
He gave A-Yuan a small kiss to the crown of his head, and saw Lan Zhan following the movement intently.
Hm, he thought giddily. Maybe not quite as much as I thought it might.
He smiled at Lan Zhan.
“Why don’t you come in? I doubt I’m getting this little one off of me very soon.”
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dannyboyzone · 4 years ago
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Samuel, if he would have a child
this was not requested, but it's children's day in korea! and who is the most fun to read about if none other than our tiddy king Seungeun! yaaay! Also, I could like, make one of Eli and Yenna, but we all know Eli is the best dad in the lookism world 🖤
꒰ 🍨 ”♡ᵎ꒱ˀˀ ↷ ⋯ Sammy with his child...
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- Samuel isn't the type that necessarily loves kids, however that doesn't mean he necessarily hates them. He wouldn't know how to react if his partner says they are pregnant or want to adopt. - or anything of the sort! - He would react in a polite and pleasant manner, but the heaviness wouldn't shrink in until a few weeks or month.
- Not going to lie, he would prefer a son over a girl. It's not that he is sexist, it's that he is afraid that he would kill whoever hurts his little princess, which would scare and distance her.
- However, he doesn't mind what the end result is, he would just want to be a good parent because he never had an actual good one. You would expect him to have the mentality of 'I suffered, so why shouldn't they?' But he truly doesn't.
- He would absolutely be lost with babies, but would be very willing to learn about how to take care of them. He would surprisingly smile at them a lot, and even speak in a babying voice. Big scary gangster has a heart.
- The crying would sometimes drive him crazy, but he would absolutely never take it out on the baby, just try to learn which cry means what exactly. If it goes on for long, he might as well cry too.
- He would absolutely never trust anyone expect his s/o with holding his baby. That's his baby, whoever hurts it will die. He has set his mind on that long ago, truly. He had a terrible childhood, he won't let that happen to his own kid.
- People are absolutely not allowed to be loud around his baby, or even smoke around them. He would go out of this place to protect them, but maybe be a little tense during it.
- Honestly, when he would be around his family, he would be very very vulnerable. It would be his special safety net, and his weak spot. He wouldn't try to show that though, so people don't hurt his family, he can't let that happen.
- He still wouldn't become a full on softy though, but when he is around his baby? Lord! He has a whole personality change. Samuel who? There is only SuYoung's dad here!
- Ah, did I mention? He would want the baby to have a name that starts with an S. It will either have Seung in it, but even if not that, it will definitely have 'Eun' in it. If that's not an option? Y'all are going to look at baby-name sites at 2 am. The! baby! needs! a! name! that! starts! with! an! S! Seriously, if the child is adopted and has a name already, it will just become their middle name. Samuel will not chill out.
- However, whatever happens, the child will either be his Princess/Prince/Snowflake. He will probably buy a lot of things that will make not only having a baby easier, but having a baby life easier. As in; Both the child and the parents will have it easier.
- Samuel would absolutely love to dress up his baby in ridiculous clothes, like a baby overall with a hoodie, that just makes them look like a big carrot. He would just take pictures of them, but dress them back up in normal baby clothes, to not make the baby uncomfortable.
- What he would love as well is to take pictures with the baby, and record important moments. Like first words, learning, saying first word ect. That baby would probably become the most important person in his life.
- Absolutely not going to lie, Samuel is the kind of person who would love his child(ren) way more than he loves his s/o. Sure, it's great to have a loving s/o, but his son/daughter/child? They are top priority, he is responsible for their birth, and he will make them have the best living experience possible. He isn't going to put them through what he went through.
- I think he would also feel very loved. Especially if the baby falls asleep on his chest or tummy, he would definitely feel like he is a good dad. He would just be proud 'hey! i created that! It's beautiful and lovely!'
- Sammy is also the type of person that would peck his baby since he loves them so much. Please don't think of anything sick though, it's pretty normal and a lot of parents do it. However, if the baby hits him or pushes him away due to uncomfortable, he would of course stop and stay with hugs. It's just that his monkey brain would go 'woah!!!!!!! princess/prince/snowflake!!!!!!!!!!!'
- Talking about hits, babies hit people since they are developing and don't know that it's not fine. Whenever he would get hit by the baby, he would stay totally calm. He would kiss their little hand and kindly say that hitting papa/dad isn't nice. He would find it quite adorable, actually. He would probably have a hard time to not laugh if the baby bites his nose even.
- He would absolutely be the best dad. He would feed the baby, bath the baby, change diapers, cut their nails so they don't scratch themselves! Literally best dad.
- Maybe, if in the future he will be on good terms with Eli, he would even ask for advice. He is a good dad, and that includes admitting that he doesn't know everything, and he needs help.
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- Samuel would honestly be the kind of dad other kids are jealous for. They would want a dad like him, you know? But at the same time, they would all respect and fear him because if they hurt his little baby? It won't have a happy end for anyone. Samuel wouldn't need to raise his voice or hand for that to happen.
- Samuel would always prepare bento for his kiddo, and definitely even make them breakfast. No matter how picky they are, he would try to make the food they ask for. However, he would never let them eat in bed, unless they are sick.
- Talking about that, sometimes he would pick up his kid from school earlier than he is supposed to, either because he feels like his kid doesn't want to be there, or just because he wants to make family memories. He would also lie to the teachers.
- Also! 'Hello' and 'Goodbye!' hugs and cheek kisses are a must. Samuel is not an affectionate person, but both him and his kiddo would agree that they should always do that. Also, 'goodnight' and 'good morning' forehead kisses are a must too. He does it because he loves his kid, but also because you can never know when will you see someone for the last time. He would never say that out loud tho.
- He would do it even if he is mad, but when he is mad he would be scary. Not because he would get violent with his kid, but extremely silent. The kind of silence that screams disappointment. Funny thing is though, he would be like that exactly to not turn violent. He doesn't trust himself, so he has to control himself. It wouldn't happen often tho.
- He would be a little strict, but nothing too much. Just general healthy strictness. Like no chocolate after 6pm, limited tv time, children lock on the tv, computer ect. He is protective, but not overwhelming.
- If his kid would as a lot of questions he would be fine with that. He would just look at it as an opportunity to teach them, so he would answer all in an appropriate way. Also, hey, at least he can teach his kid that cheating is disgusting.
- Talking about that, he would be terrified of becoming like his dad. So even if he wouldn't love his s/o after a few years, he would still keep in the relationship and hide his feelings so his baby can grow up in a happy environment. He would never cheat though, so that's that.
- He would still be a good dad though! He would be happy if his child has independence and his own interests. He would let them pick their clothes, but also choose aesthetic matching outfits for them.
- Also, Samuel wouldn't really care what their sexuality, gender, religion, style and thought manners are, as long as they have morals and don't have disrespect in their heart. He values respect a lot.
- Also, he would teach them to be polite because that brings them far in their life. However he would also teach them to never do what they don't want to. Seriously, he would at some point teach his kid to remember the quote that says "The hill that you carry was only supposed to be climbed"
- He would also like, be chill if they fight. Teacher calls in that his kid fought? Cool, he would calmly tell the teacher to watch out properly next time. At home he would ask how they stand and hold their fist while fighting. To teach them how to do it properly.
- He would probably also prefer to have them in a fighting class of some sort. He would list multiple material art styles, explain the rules and ask his kid if they would be fine to go to at least one. It's not that he wants his kid to be violent, but he wants them to be able to protect themselves.
- HEALTH IS TOP PRIORITY!! Sammy is the type of dad you can tell anything to because he won't judge. That includes health and mental health, he would be careful and set up a comfortable mood. He wouldn't be ablist at all and just take care of his kid the way he is supposed to.
- Also, when the kiddo needs to get a shot or their blood taken, he would be next to them, holding their hand. Softly talking to them so they can get through it. He would also praise them, probably buy stickers and ice cream.
- He also absolutely wouldn't mind spending money on his kid. Their room would look like a dream land full of plushies.
- The support in this house would be above the roof. His kid likes painting? There is a whole art room. His kid likes biking? There is a whole biking day each weak.
- He would also help the kiddo study, although he wouldn't always be the best. Samuel didn't get rich by studying after all.
- He would also teach them stranger danger, and have a secret word with them that means 'something is wrong, please come here and help me'.
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- He would probably stop babying his child when they become 14, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't be affectionate! He just wouldn't want to embarrass them.
- Not going to lie, he would hit his kid if they do something big enough to deserve it. For example, if his kid would willingly do drugs - forced is something different - he would definitely hit them. Or if they hide smoking, or smoke in general. It wouldn't be abusive, or a daily thing. He would only use if necessary. He saw how those effect people, and he experienced how bad smoking is, he would have strict rules and he wouldn't let his child go through it. They will either choose the easy way, or the hard way.
- Do not misunderstand though, he won't get mad at every single little mistake. He would be a smart parent, just a little stuck up to his own views. He would tell them that he would rather get a call from them saying they snuck out and need to be picked up than a call from the police that his child is dead or went missing.
- Also, he wouldn't tell them what they should wear or not, but he would always make sure to put something in their bag that they can cover themself up with incase they are around someone that makes them uncomfortable incase their outfit shows skin. The gender wouldn't matter, as he is not sexist.
- He would be supportive with whatever their dream is, but would make sure to tell them that dreams can change and that they should make a back up plan incase it does. He is just realistic.
- Talking about that, he would make sure that his kid has a safe to work at next to him incase they want that. He wouldn't force them, but he would like to be a good role model.
- Funny enough, he would know how dumb teenagers can get. His worst fear would be his kid becoming as dumb as him when he was a teenager. Literally, he knows he made bad decisions and let his worth be measured by others, and he wouldn't want his kid to be like that either.
- He would also be fun though, he is the type of parent you can have inside jokes with. He would sometimes not laugh, as he is used to kids saying dumb stuff, but if it's a good joke he definitely will just have a great time with you.
- He is a proud parent too! Literally, even if his kid is a dumbass or a himbo, he would love them and their achievements whatever those may be.
- Absolutely wouldn't know slang, but would still attempt to joke around and do it. It would be fun because he would use words incorrectly.
- A must is definitely teaching his kid about life. In how to view humans, how to treat them and that he should understand that everyone is different.
- Samuel is the type of dad that knows his kids every interest, but not because he is pushy but because they feel comfortable talking with him. It would make other parents jealous for sure. He doesn't understand though, he thinks it's normal.
- When it comes to dating, he wouldn't be a helicopter parent. However, he would teach his kid to not just trust anyone and choose wisely, also, to always have protection. Let that be pepper spray or condom, it works in different situations. Poor person who dates his kid tho. They would constantly get looks that say 'I am watching you, better be careful.' He wouldn't be watching.
- Well, there would be CCTVs around the house though, so if they come home drunk, or past their bed time he will know. And wait. It's not that he would scold, it's that he would have a serious conversation.
- He would still do fun things with them too though! Like having bike fridays, vacation weekends, movie marathons ect. He would be a mix up a lowkey fucked up parent and a mix of the fun and loving parent that's always there.
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Yaaaayyaaay its done! Hopefully, it was enjoyable. I tried to focus on the positive aspects, but still be honest. Of course it's fine if you don't agree with me! Please be understanding if there is a mistake, I made 57 points and my brain felt like it was melting the more I wrote. Thank you for your time! ♡
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laniidae-passerine · 3 years ago
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okay went back to long post 2.0 and the Pictionary concept so now I’m going to create an insanely long list of Pictionary pair-ups and how they’d work in the cottage on game night
Here are all the people I presume would be allowed in for game night:
Reynie, Sticky, Kate, Constance, Martina, S.Q, Jackson, Jillson, Mr Benedict, Number Two, Rhonda, Milligan, Miss Perumal
Here we go! Reminder: this is crazy long so only about a sentence each unless I’m inspired
Reynie - Sticky: absolutely killing it, definitely come in second if not first because while neither of them can actually draw that well, they’re in tune with what the other person is trying to get across. even if it looks like nonsense to everybody else, they understand
Reynie - Kate: not amazing but pretty good! Half the time she doesn’t know what on earth he’s drawing or her gesturing is just confusing him even more but the other half? really accurate
Reynie - Constance: good but only because she has trained him in the art of Not Losing. Constance does not do the losing thing Reynie and she’s also not bad at drawing so they’re getting by okay
Reynie - Martina: consists mainly of ‘uhhhhhhhh’ noises at each other and then a guess that’s kinda right. Dead bird is kinda a roast chicken right?
Reynie - S.Q: amazing perfect legendary! but not when Reynie is drawing. S.Q hasn’t seen a lot of things so it’s kinda hard for him to guess, especially when it’s all quite wobbly
Reynie - Jackson: fine, weirdly. Jackson is less intense than Jillson during game night so as long as they’re not coming last he can handle it.
Reynie - Jillson: she is yelling loudly and Reynie is a human question mark. He needs to learn that when it looks like a cornflake, it’s meant to be a bird
Reynie - Mr Benedict: really good! Reynie loves reading just like him so they kill it on the literature round and also Reynie and him are just messing about
Reynie - Number Two: eh? No money is being on them winning but they’re not. Appalling
Reynie - Rhonda: fun! Rhonda knows it’s just a game and Reynie is just a kid who wants to enjoy himself.
Reynie - Milligan: slightly stilted but Milligan is freakily accurate at guessing. He gets a massive hug at the end too which makes him feel very safe (you may guess which he I’m talking about)
Reynie - Miss Perumal: oh, fantastic. She’s encouraging of him and even when they mess up they end up giggling about it
Sticky - Kate: Kate has pulled 17 new facial expressions at Sticky’s drawings and he is astounded by the way she keeps guessing bucket. Somehow still in 3rd
Sticky - Constance: oddly good. Constance can be patient with Sticky and she coaxes out that side of him that Needs To Win. All of the adults sort of skipped over mean!Sticky so their faces are priceless when Sticky tells them they can suck it because he’s the goddamn best
Sticky - Martina: average because neither of them are world’s best drawer or guesser but they can muddle by
Sticky - S.Q: great!!! Sticky has encyclopaedic knowledge and S.Q is a fantastic drawer! also terrible because S.Q doesn’t know what many basic things are and Sticky can’t draw for shit
Sticky - Jackson: cordial and calm, doing pretty alright. Two rather formal children with a pen it might feel a bit like a meeting between people trying to come up with new ideas for Pictionary rather than a game of Pictionary but they’re alright!
Sticky - Jillson: she is chasing him around the garden with a harpoon
Sticky - Mr Benedict: rather sweet, they’re failing miserably but at least they’re supporting each other all the way. To the bottom of the scoreboard though
Sticky - Number Two: competent but I feel like Number Two is not that great at Pictionary unless she’s teamed up with specific people
Sticky - Rhonda: let’s just enjoy ourselves :) maybe Sticky needs to give her a few hints though because optimism can only take them so far
Sticky - Milligan: even though Milligan is actually a really good guesser and drawer he takes the blame for every loss to make Sticky feel better because he thinks Sticky is very sweet
Sticky - Miss Perumal: weirdly this works. She knows what he’s trying to convey even if it’s just literal scribbly chaos and there’s even a chance of them doing well!
Kate - Constance: they are yelling violently at each other but if someone else dares insult one of them for being too bossy, prepare for their rage to be turned on you
Kate - Martina: banned from playing together. Pictionary should not be used as a vehicle for flirting and/or fighting about tetherball
Kate - S.Q: doing great!!! he’s amazing at drawing and she’s also pretty good too so they’re in with a high chance of winning
Kate - Jackson: weird dynamic. If she draws and he guesses, they’re doing good. Opposite way around and it’s not terrible but it is. Questionable
Kate - Jillson: two headstrong girls refusing to lose creates a team that is too busy arguing with each other to actually achieve anything. Luckily they admire the other person’s refusal to lose so they don’t stay mad at each other
Kate - Mr Benedict: her wild enthusiasm carries over to him and this is when you catch him actually getting competitive. Prepare to see the very minimal part of his nature that will remind you of his brother
Kate - Number Two: Kate has her head in her hands and Number Two at least has the decency to look a little ashamed
Kate - Rhonda: woooooooh girl power!!! c’mon let’s win this through the power of friendship (and end up in second still vibing)
Kate - Milligan: unified. He draws a line and she guesses it instantly. They’re the perfect father daughter team and he’s so proud of her that nobody can even be mad that they lost
Kate - Miss Perumal: okay! she’s very nice and Kate likes her so they get along well enough to achieve a good ranking
Constance - Martina: oh they understand each other. They’re above everyone else and they will win and they will rub it in S.Q’s face and then one of them will secretively give him a brownie slice if the jeering makes him feel bad
Constance - S.Q: oh she’s so pleased. She demands they win but because she cares about him (shut up) she will compliment all of his drawings in a veiled way. Of course she guessed it, she’s a genius and it’s also so obviously an airplane (translation: S.Q is very good at drawing and I believe in him)
Constance - Jackson: he’s afraid of her. However he will turn that fear into strength, mainly because that walking stick is way too close to Constance for his liking
Constance - Jillson: hell hath no fury like these two trying to win Pictionary. They will kill you and your mum and your dad and they are on the warpath. The only pairing so scary it makes S.Q draw appallingly
Constance - Mr Benedict: he can’t stop falling asleep when she insults him for being unable to guess accurately because he thinks she’s adorable and funny. He loves her so much and she’s secretly too happy about it to be mad
Constance - Number Two: who even knows what’s happening here? They sure don’t but whatever, Constance is willing to take the L, she wasn’t gonna win this one anyway
Constance - Rhonda: Constance has hidden respect for this woman. She will listen and pay serious attention to Rhonda while she is drawing and does her best to make it easy for her when it’s Rhonda’s turn to guess
Constance - Milligan: she’s still got insults left to give. Milligan is perhaps a little taken aback by the tiny child yelling at him but she’s a decent drawer so they’re getting along just fine (also she’s mean to anyone who is mean to him so he actually likes her)
Constance - Miss Perumal: you’d think Miss Perumal would be affronted by the rudeness but she actually just treats Constance with a lot of kindness in return. She apologises for getting things wrong, congratulates her for being a good drawer and so Constance is confused and actually. Stop working your magic on me you witch why am I so fond of you now
Martina - S.Q: hi bitchy S.Q we’ve missed you. They’re getting picky and irritated and being assholes to each other but they will win and they will totally high five when they do it. They have a victory song that Martina composed on a mandolin and it’s fifteen minutes long
Martina - Jackson: neither of them are afraid of the other. Will they use ‘I’M AN EXECUTIVE I’M BETTER THAN YOU!’ as a defence when they’re messing up? Yes. Is it completely useless? Also yes.
Martina - Jillson: you ever met two girls and seen them exchange a look and you know they just nonverbally said something bad about you but you’ve got no clue what it was? Now take that mean girl power and translate it into Pictionary. They’re gonna beat you so badly
Martina - Mr Benedict: something about the way that she’s so self assured and cocky makes him feel so happy that the cataplexy kicks in. He’s slid entirely off the sofa and when someone explains how that’s a good thing to Martina, she’s hiding a smile all night
Martina - Number Two: hand gestures and odd noises abound. Number Two can’t draw for shit but Martina refuses to give in so she will make them practice outside of game night so she can try understand what the hell Number Two is drawing
Martina - Rhonda: actually okay! not fantastic but Rhonda has such amazing vibes that Martina is learning to just relax and have fun
Martina - Milligan: he likes her. She’s occasionally mean and quite cocky, but she’s amiable to him and while she likely was at the start, she isn’t cruel or mocking towards him now. Yes he may be extremely tall and buff but the real matter at hand is if he can draw and thank god for the fact that he can
Martina - Miss Perumal: this child needs actual affection holy shit. C’mere Martina Miss Perumal will tell you that you’re funny and friendly instead of just smart. She ignores the actual game in favour of letting Martina feel cared for
S.Q - Jackson: terror from both of them but they think the other person has power. Jackson was told to leave the headmasters son alone and S.Q just thinks Jackson is scary so they’re playing a weird game of chicken where they both the chicken. Figure it out boys
S.Q - Jillson: when Jillson clocks that he’s a sweetheart she relaxes and then enters Oh We Will Win mode. S.Q is unnerved slightly but also it’s nice to be wanted with a borderline ‘I will be violent to other people if I don’t get him as my Pictionary partner’ intensity
S.Q - Mr Benedict: his nephew. Oh he loves him so much. Perfect boy, wonderful child. However this poses a slight problem because Benedict is talking too much about how amazing S.Q is and how much he loves him to actually guess what the object is. It’s okay though because they’re hugging by the end of it and that’s what matters
S.Q - Number Two: what is happening. Number Two can’t draw and S.Q has not seen most films or read most books or been beyond the island. He’s guessing bird 50% of the time
S.Q - Rhonda: oh they’re gonna win and Rhonda is on point with the positive reinforcement. Prepare to get a sweet chucked at you for every point you score S.Q
S.Q - Milligan: it’s odd because S.Q feels like he should be intimidated but he just feels safe. They’re doing very well together and it’s sweet to see the way that S.Q tentatively smiles when they do well and has the smile softly returned
S.Q - Miss Perumal: oh you want a mother? You want a mum? You want a brand new mum? What’s Pictionary do you need adoption papers? I can be your parent S.Q just sign here I love you
Jackson - Jillson: creepy twins out of the Shining x1000. Constance is not the only telepathic weirdo here. However if they hit a low streak they will start yelling at each other like little children
Jackson - Mr Benedict: uh. An adult being sincerely nice? Oh, yeah it’s fine. He’s fine. It’s cool. Does anyone have a tissue? also they’re doing decently, even if it’s hard for Jackson to see through happy tears
Jackson - Number Two: why are you both yelling at each other. None of this makes sense you’re not even being comprehensible anymore someone take the pen away from them
Jackson - Rhonda: good! Not much different to average people playing Pictionary it’s nice to watch
Jackson - Milligan: this man is TERRIYING. Jackson is afraid of him to the point where he kinda just stays weirdly quiet during rounds. Everyone is just waiting for him to realise that Milligan is an angel (when he does, they’re going to be a surprise powerhouse)
Jackson - Miss Perumal: she’s nice to him and it makes him wanna do well. Even when they do badly she’s still friendly to him and it’s good vibes all arounf
Jillson - Mr Benedict: this girl is insane. And he has a habit for thinking mean teenage girls are intensely funny so he’s not conscious almost every time she’s doing the guessing. On her end she’s just completely thrown by the Curtain clone thinking that she’s funny (…he really thinks that? Oh. That’s… fantastic, actually)
Jillson - Number Two: this works. The freaky teenager and the woman that she will one day be like are on the same wavelength so they’re actually guessing each other’s horrible drawings correctly. They’re so goddamn weird and yet winning. How the hell are they winning
Jillson - Rhonda: Why are you being nice? Stop It Now. No stop being friendly and kind and amusing. Shut up. (no don’t actually shut up you seem like the kind of person I wanna hang out with with)
Jillson - Milligan: this man is a social oddity. However she has spent more time on the Milligan Boat than necessary so she is starting to comprehend him. They’ll do fine
Jillson - Miss Perumal: okay Jillson is maybe one of the few people Miss Perumal just doesn’t get. But when she’s punched in the arm by Martina and told to be nice, they can actually get along fine and do quite well
Mr Benedict - Number Two: this is deranged. Perfection and insanity in one combination. They’re winning and Benedict has passed out but the answer was narcolepsy and technically that counts as correct. Everyone is losing their minds watching this occur
Mr Benedict - Rhonda: yeahhhhhh it’s time for two people who can’t stop giggling at each other. Everything is so funny to them and their positivity is infectious. Everyone can have been having the worst day of their lives but if game night rolls around and these two are a team? You’ll be happy by the end of it
Mr Benedict - Milligan: assured and calm. They know each other very well but their communication is a bit strange. Expect longggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg pauses and extended direct eye contact. It’s… really something however they’ll do well
Mr Benedict - Miss Perumal: the vibes are good with this one. For a man who often supports other, he’s a little thrown and very appreciative to have someone who treats him like he needs the support. She’s very kind to him.
Number Two - Rhonda: mainly Rhonda politely going ‘hmmmmmm. well. maybe…’ to make up for the fact that what Number Two is drawing is nonsense. Very ‘two sisters being unable to communicate and fighting about it’ until they inevitably reconcile
Number Two - Milligan: vibes. Doing well and nodding a lot at each other. He has very poetic ways of describing her awful drawings
Number Two - Miss Perumal: somebody try save Miss Perumal because none of this makes sense. No seriously is she dreaming did she eat cheese before bed
Rhonda - Milligan: actually they can both draw and they’re buddies. So it’s going pretty good and also they share Looks that have secret meaning so have fun figuring those out
Rhonda - Miss Perumal: if they are cheating via sign language that is none of your business. Stop reporting them for it you’re all so annoying god bless <3
Milligan - Miss Perumal: she’s a bit unnerved and then she gets to know him. Pretty good they connect over parenting and they can both draw so. Bisexual rights!
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This post contains transcripts of the following:
> scorching inscription - 滚烫印迹
> aftertaste - 余味
> low mumbling - 低喃
> tip of the tongue and heart - 舌尖心上
scorching inscription - 滚烫印迹
No responses to my messages, no picking up of my calls
I even thought you got kidnapped.
You’re only checking your phone now?
What were you doing just now?
Were you spending the whole day writing your proposal?
Will you ever be able to finish your work?
Huh? You still need some time?
Hurry up. I don’t have much patience.
[ sound of fizzy drink being poured ]
What are you looking at me for?
Who made it a rule that I can’t come find you even when there’s nothing on?  
Done with your work?
From what I can tell, you don’t seem to be thinking about work.
In that case…
Take a break.
You didn’t know that today is a resting day?
It’s enough.
Stop holding on to your computer and refusing to let go.
What’s the meaning of a computer?
Come, let me show you something more exciting. Here.
I found this small plaything in the shop.
I’m giving it to you.
No way.
You don’t know what this is?
Hm, you’re so stupid.
Fine, I’ll help you expand your knowledge.
This is citrine. It’s a type of crystal.
Do you want to know what citrine can be used for?
You really don’t want to? Tch. What a shame.
I originally wanted to carve a seal for you today.
Since you don’t want it, I’m leaving.
What is it?
Do you regret now?
Fine. My mood is pretty good today. I’ll give you some face.
“Why did you buy this?”
You have so many questions.
I wanted to buy it, so I did. Do I still need to list out the reasons why?
Bring your own chair and sit beside me.
Tell me. What do you want to carve on the seal?
So hesitant?
Forget it. I’ll help you choose.
Seeing how you put in so much heart into your work, how about carving a “World’s No. 1 Producer”?
[ Shaw laughs ]
No way, you really what to carve this?
It’s possible to carve it, but where would you use it?
Work documents? Or do you plan to play with it for a few days and toss it aside?  
The things I give you
You have to look at them every day
Use them every day
Understood?
How about this. What’s the meaning in carving words? I’ll carve a rabbit.
It does things slowly just like you. It looks silly… eh what are you doing!
I’m not even done yet.
Mm, however, it does have moments of intelligence.
Tch – you’re quite picky.
Then what do you want?
Carve lightning?
That requires too little skill.
How about this. I’ll carve a rabbit that’s surrounded by lightning. Only then would it be interesting.
[ carving sounds ]
Oi, you’re blocking the light.
Move over there a little.
You’re too extreme. I didn’t ask you to go so far away from me.
Come here.
Almost done.
How does this bunny look?
Huh?
Of course it looks good. You know your stuff.
Lightning…
You try. You wouldn’t carve it crookedly.
I could teach you step by step. That will work, right?
Don’t tremble.
The knife has to be steady.
Don’t panic. These things can’t be rushed.
Why are you so nervous? You’re sweating.
Focus.
If you’re like this, I’ll lose focus too.
Almost done.
Done.
Your seal. Try it.
Not bad.
Especially the rabbit’s expression.
It’s basically the exact same as yours.
I didn’t even say it looked bad.
It’s just… it makes people want to give it a pinch.
I carved you a seal personally.
Pinching your face shall be an exchange.
Hm? You’re not letting me pinch you?
That’s not for you to decide.
This seal – do you like it?
When you look at this citrine, I immediately felt it should be yours.
It’s quite similar to you.
…why?
Think about it yourself.
Mm…
The seal… is yours.
What is on the seal… is also yours.
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aftertaste - 余味
[ sound of burning incense, Shaw’s footsteps, lots of random sounds ]
It’s been lit.
I’m turning the lights off.
And then?
Wait?
Wait for what?
So it’s really the case.
You must be bored.
This toy – isn’t it the thing kids put on birthday cakes.
That… what’s that called…
So you like such things? [laughs]
Okay, I’ve got it.
Give me your hand.
I told you to give me your hand, not retract it.
[ rustling of sheets ]
I realised that you truly lack a sense of balance.
What?
I just pulled you lightly
And you already fell over
If it isn’t a lack of balance, what is it?
[ rustling of sheets ]
Oh right.
What’s this sachet for?
Is it just meant to be a toy?
It’s not that nice to smell either.
You seem to be playing with such things lately.
Like lavender mist sprays
Sandalwood eye masks
And random tea oils.
I feel as though my nose hasn’t had a peaceful moment in this duration.
No matter where I walk, I smell such things.
Hm. Insomnia isn’t anything serious.
There’s no need to be so anxious.
Also, such aromatherapy is useless.  
[ Shaw’s footsteps ]
If you can’t sleep, then don’t sleep. Do something else. When you’re tired, you’d naturally sleep.
Don’t tell me it’s because of work. Don’t you have fresher worries?
Or do you think things that aren’t finished in the morning will automatically resolve themselves on the bed?
Come here. I’ll teach you how to sleep.
If you want to sleep, sleep. Don’t toss and turn.
Are you cold?
[ Shaw gets out of bed and adjusts the temperature ]
Pull the blanket over yourself tighter.
[ Thunder sounds in the background ]
Close your eyes.
It doesn’t matter how much you toss and turn. As long as you don’t close your eyes, you wouldn’t be able to sleep.
Tch, you’re already an adult. You still want someone to teach you how to sleep?
How about I teach you how to ride the skateboard?
Or take you to listen to my class next week?
These two things are very sleep-inducing, especially the class idea.  
Just staring at the black board and not doing anything is enough to lull one to sleep. And the sleep is even more blissful than usual. Sleeping for half an hour is comparable to eight hours of normal sleep.
[ Shaw’s breathing ]
So hugging you from behind feels like this.
I usually don’t notice, but your shampoo smells good. Much better than that random aromatherapy.
Have you been unable to sleep for a long time?
Why didn’t you mention it earlier?
There are more scientific methods, and yet you buy these random items to try.
You truly are… Hmm, let me find a word that wouldn’t be a big blow to you… Right… ‘lacking in IQ’.
Ah, why are you hitting me? I’m not wrong.
Give me your hand.
I’m not going to hit you.
What are you thinking? I’m not as childish as you.
When I had trouble sleeping last time, I would hold something in my hands.
I have no idea why, but it could help me sleep more peacefully.
You should try it too. I’ll let you hold my hand for the entire night.
I told you to close your eyes.
Remember. Maintain your breathing. Hold me tight. Don’t think of anything else.
I promise that you’ll have a good sleep tonight.
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low mumbling - 低喃
[ ruffling sounds ]
Just sleep.
I’m doing my homework.
Tch, what’s weird about doing homework?
Do you know what it means to be “a paragon of virtue and learning”?
I’m referring to myself.
[ sound of paper rustling ]
It’s not early.
You should sleep.
Don’t bother about me.
[ sound of Shaw scribbling ]
You really went to sleep?
Hey, are you asleep?
[ Shaw walks over ]
You’re actually in such a deep sleep
And didn’t think of waiting for me.
[ Shaw slides into the bed ]
Are you really asleep?
[ ruffling sounds ]
I knew you were pretending to sleep.
Are you having trouble sleeping again?
Your quality of sleep is really worrying.
Let me think.
Hey, let me count sheep for you.
No, count rabbits.
[ Shaw clears his throat ]
One dumb bunny.
Two stupid bunnies.
Three messy-haired bunnies.
Four flat-haired bunnies.
Five greedy bunnies.
Six picky bunnies.
Seven crybaby bunnies.
Eight scholarly bunnies.
Nine-
Hey, I’m trying to coax you to sleep.
Are you sure you can sleep when you’re laughing like this?
Come here.
Tch. Lean over here. I’ll continue counting.
[ Shaw takes a deep breath ]
One bunny. Two bunnies. Three bunnies. Four bunnies. Five bunnies. Six bunnies. Seven bunnies. Eight bunnies. Nine bunnies. Ten bunnies. Eleven bunnies. Twelve bunnies. Thirteen bunnies. Fourteen bunnies. Fifteen bunnies. Sixteen bunnies. Seventeen bunnies. Eighteen bunnies. Nineteen bunnies. Twenty bunnies.
21 bunnies. 22 bunnies. 23 bunnies. 24 bunnies. 25 bunnies. 26 bunnies. 27 bunnies. 28 bunnies. 29 bunnies. 30 bunnies. 31 bunnies. 32 bunnies. 33 bunnies. 34 bunnies. 35 bunnies.
[ Shaw yawns ]
What’s wrong? I’m tired and your eyes are still wide open. Why do you keep staring at me? Sleep seriously.
36 scallion rabbit meat.
37 mala rabbit heads.
38 simmered rabbit feet.
I’m eating rabbits, not you.
Why are you throwing a fit?
Or do you think I want to eat…
You can’t sleep. So you aren’t tired. Why not do something that can make you tired? That way, you’ll naturally fall asleep.
Am I wrong?
Mm. You’re more obedient now.
Pull your blanket properly.
If you don’t want to catch a cold, stick closer to me.
36 bunnies-
Did I count to 36 just now?
Your interruption has made me lose count.
Forget it. Let’s start from the beginning.
One bunny. Two bunnies. Three bunnies. Four bunnies. Five bunnies. Six bunnies. Seven bunnies. Eight bunnies. Nine bunnies. Ten bunnies. Eleven bunnies. Twelve bunnies. Thirteen bunnies. Fourteen bunnies.
[ Shaw yawns ]
I’m tired from counting.
Are you asleep?
If you don’t sleep, I’m not going to care.
Anyway, I’m tired. I’m going to sleep.
Eh? Could it be that you aren’t able to sleep because of me?
Are you not used to sleeping with someone?
Should I sleep on the sofa-
What? Don’t want me to leave?
Why don’t you want me to leave?
There must be a reason.
For example, you wanting to continue hugging me, and things like that.
What kind of an expression is that?
Did I hit the nail on the head?
[ rustling ]
Hmm…
I don’t think you want to sleep either.
Let’s not sleep then.
It’s fine to stay up late.
Want to get up to play a game?
No?
You don’t want to play a game, or you don’t want to get up?
You aren’t saying anything?
Then I’ll take it that you don’t want to get up.
Let me guess what you’re thinking about.
Are you thinking about this?
[ Shaw kisses MC ]
I’ve hit the nail on the head.
Next time, just tell me what you’re thinking of directly.
I don’t have the patience to keep guessing.
But I’m in a good mood today.
Whatever you want,
I’ll satisfy you.
I’ll keep satisfying you until you willingly and obediently sleep.
[ rustling sounds ]
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tip of the tongue and heart - 舌尖心上
[ sound of door + footsteps ]
It’s so late and you aren’t asleep yet.
What are you doing?
Are you having insomnia again?
I told you before –
Don’t tax your mind and body when you work.
You can’t even sleep well.
[ footsteps ]
Oh? You were specially waiting for me to return?
How rare.
[ footsteps + Shaw’s sigh ]
Hey, did you do something against your conscience behind my back?
Tch, you’ve done few of them?
Let me count.
Messing up the arrangement of my books,
Using my antique porcelain dish as a box for soap
[ MC whacks Shaw]
Ack, why did you hit me?
Was I not speaking the truth?
Fine,
Stop keeping me in suspense.
What do you want?
Huh? You’ve prepared Baileys Irish Cream?
Don’t you know that you have a very poor alcohol tolerance?
You still want to drink?
Even though its alcohol level is very low
It looks to me like you don’t really want to drink it.
You don’t even have a bribe.
However,
It’s not an impossibility.
I’m also a little curious about how you’d look like after drinking.
[ footsteps ]
What’s the rush?
Hold on.
Hm?
I’m making you a cup of exclusive Baileys Irish Cream of course.
One that normal people don’t get to drink.
[ clinking of cups ]
Tch. What’s strange about me knowing how to mix drinks?
It’s such a simple thing.
You’ll know it at a glance.
[ footsteps ]
Coffee, milk, chocolate
And ice-cream.
Mm… forget about the ice-cream.
Among the remaining three, pick one.
You have to hesitate about this?
If you don’t say anything, I’ll take it that you’re picking milk.
Hm?
I just like adding milk. Can’t I do that?
[ footsteps ]
All right, we can start mixing.
Watch carefully.
[ mixing ]
I’ll put it out there first.
If you turn into a drunken cat, I’m not going to take care of you.
[ mixing ]
Hey hey hey,
That’s enough.
Don’t think of being greedy.
[ mixing ]
The milk has been added.
Want ice cubes?
Let’s just add two cubes.
Otherwise, the taste wouldn’t be as interesting.
[ footsteps + sound of ice cubes ]
Done.
[ footsteps ]
Here.
Shaw-style Baileys Irish Cream.
Only one cup.
[ clinking of cups + washing sounds ]
What’s with that expression?
There aren’t any ingredients at home.
So of course I could only do a simple mix.
[ pouring ]
Hm, you have quite a lot of demands.
At most, I’ll mix a more complicated one for you next time, okay?
[ footsteps ]
If you still don’t try it, I’ll drink it myself.
[ ruffling sound + drinking ]
How is it?
Looking at your expression, I already know the answer.
[ drinking ]
Why are you drinking it so quickly?
The strength is low,
But I don’t have faith in your alcohol tolerance.
[ drinking ]
Hey,
You don’t drink it like that.
I know you can’t taste anything.
But you should at least pretend to.
Hm?
Then tell me,
How is the drink I mixed?
Just “not bad”?
Come over here.
Come here.
Why are you in a silly daze?
Come a little closer.
Hm?
Whether the taste is good –
I can try it myself.
I’ll use my own method to taste it.
[ kiss ]
This type of drink is still a little too sweet.
Isn’t it?
In that case, I’ll just taste it again.
Hm?
You’re unwilling?
It isn’t up to you.
When will I finish tasting it?
I’ll have the final say.
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peachyunjinnie · 5 years ago
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❝there’s always a first time❞ hjs ― m.
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― summary:
your brother seungmin is very protective over you, but one day your best friend gave you a stick and poke tattoo and you get an infection. fortunately seungmin’s friend jisung as a hobby tattoo fanatic helps you take care of it and when seungmin wasn’t there you two decide to run away.
badboy!jisung/goodgirl!reader | fluff, smut | 5.3k ↬ content warnings: swear words, the mention of alcohol and drugs. drunk/high sex, with a little size and corruption kink.
a/n: i had this idea a couple of days ago and i tried my best to get this idea into a fic, i hope you enjoy it !!
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The relationship between me and my cousin Seungmin is better than with anyone else, you could say that we could consider ourselves as siblings and even best friends. We had the same taste in humor and even better lived in the same house after my mother died right after she gave birth to me. My father ended up bringing me to my aunt and uncle at the age of 2. 
Seungmin is 1 year older and has ‘BBPI’ as he calls it which means Big Brother Protection Instinct. I know, complete nonsense and as a 16-year old I don’t get why I have to be protected. Well, as Seungmin said I am still ‘his small sister’. Pathetic. As said before Seungmin is 1 year older to be exact 11 months and 28 days and has friends, for whatever reason, he has a whole group. Well, he warned me about one of them, the walking trouble: Han Jisung. He basically is the opposite of me, a 180 if you want to say it.
He stole the car of his stepfather numerous of times and I remember seeing him drunk and completely stoned in school, that I will never forget. Last year he was stumbling through the hallways of our school. His hair messy and his smile never leaving his lips. He had the hardest time trying to keep his eyes open, or even just keeping his legs moving. And the best part, he puked on his teacher's chest. It was the highlight of the whole day, no the whole semester. His stepfather thank god is very wealthy and managed to keep him in school, somehow.
I heard a lot of rumors about this Jisung and I really do not want to believe that he was in the Russian mafia boss nor do I want to believe that he killed his father and is living with his mother who helped him. It was really funny though to hear how unique and ridiculous the fantasies and the gossip was at our school, I mean a Russian mafia boss, seriously?
I hung out with my own friends, but sometimes I would get to talk and just meet my brother’s friends. In conclusion, we even had the same taste in friends. They were really nice. I really have the best friendship with Felix and Changbin. Felix firstly has an excellent taste in music and humor, secondly, he is by far one of the most concentrated gamer I’ve ever met. Changbin is just Changbin. He is kind of annoying and clingy with his friends. Which you would’ve never expected from this buff hulk. And to be completely honest with you, Changbin and Lix...are kind of cute together.
Well, with Seungmin being as protective as he is, he has told me clearly that dating is already a picky topic but dating one of his group members. I think he would be as angry as he was when I asked him what a ‘Day6′ was. He really ignored me for 3 weeks straight, with a text message saying ‘if you know who wonpil is then you are allowed to talk to me’. (stan day6, cowards.)
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“Stop moving so much, I’ve done it before and you’re overreacting.” She whisper-screamed. She was nearly done with her K on my thigh, It was way bigger than I thought it would be, but it looked good.
“Oh, I’m sorry, I’m just getting poked by a hot needle on my thigh over and over again.” My sarcasm was louder than the thoughts in my head that were shouting lines of ‘you’re so in trouble’ or ‘you will never be able to get this off your skin’. 
“So.. Here we go. Done.” She said as she was looking at her masterpiece of a K on my thigh of the size of a thumb. But it looked even and nice. She has done a (The first letter of y/n) on her thigh. I cannot believe how red it was though, and swollen. Extremely swollen
“Kim, when will it be ‘okay’?” I asked her with a slight nervous undertone. I really am the biggest chicken on earth. She opened her bag and got saran wrap. She took some out and wrapped it over her creation with such a soft touch. I still cringed and squinched.
“Maybe a week or two. It doesn’t take too long.” She smiled at our bond. I smiled with her. We ended up in a big hug and stayed like this for some time before she packed her stuff and headed out.
I admired her work on my thigh and stood up, with an overwhelming pain spreading across my thigh. I couldn’t stand up on my own feet, my thigh stung extremely and harshly. 
Panic rising through me, what the heck should I do now? Should I call my mom and tell her about it? Should I tell Seungmin and ask him for help? Should I just emigrate to Brazil and start my new life as a Silvia Theresa Rodriguez? 
I crawled to my bed and tried my best to let the 2 years drama club pay off. I called my mom and asked for a painkiller. She came up to my room and sat on the edge of my bed.
“Honey, is everything okay?” Her concerned eyes scanned my body and noticed my messy hair and my pale face. I coughed.
“Mom, I-I’m sick.” She sat there and looked at me and gave me the painkiller with a glass of water. 
I snatched it out of her hand and gulped the pill down as if it were the only banana in the jungle. Her concern grew faster and she shook her head.
“I’m going to call your teacher. You’re not going to school.” She said as she got off my bed and walked off with her phone in her hand, dialing the number.
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After the longest 8 hours, Seungmin came home, and thank god came into my room. With a bag of McDonald's and a big smile, he went to my bed and sat down. 
“Why didn’t you come to school?” He gave me the bag and with a breathtaking smell of fat and fast food filling my nose and getting the best of me. 
“Oh, I am sick my head hurt a little, and mom overreacted.” I said with a huge load of fries in my mouth.
With a small pat on my thigh, he hit the right spot of the K and a shriek came out, my whole body tensing up and Seungmin looking at my covered thigh. He took the blanket off. My shorts relieving the now swollen and slightly scabbing spot. 
A moment of silence filled the room and Seungmins face has gotten from a healthy color to a concerning red and then to a frightening purple.
“Surprise...” I smiled awkwardly.
“Y/N, you got a fucking tattoo...” His voice was a low growl, but still, you could clearly hear the pure panic in his voice.
“Uhm, haha yea. So I made it myself, you like it?” My shaking voice showing the state of mine. My thigh looked pretty bad and as painful as it would’ve been, without the painkillers.
“Did you disinfect it?” My whole head went blank. Of course, it was so swollen and scabbing, Kim didn’t disinfect it. My face went paler than pale and I rethought the consequences of an infection.
“Okay, I’ll take that as a no. Get your shoes and we will get to my friend he will help you.” He really was very serious about the infection so I stood up with a numb pain, but not as overwhelming as it was yesterday. I searched for my shoes and directly followed him.
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A quick bus ride and a small foot-march later there was a big but still small and cozy house. Red and white, reminding me of a red velvet cupcake. Looks fancy but is cute at the same time. The grass and the dwarfs decorating the beautiful view. A middle-aged lady working in the garden, planting in seeds and watering the red tulips. 
“Hello, Mrs. Han is Jisung home?” He grinned at her.
“Oh hello, Seungmin. Nice to see you again!” She smiled at him with a motherly aura surrounding her. She hugged him and I could see that she liked Seungmin a lot. He didn’t really know what to do awkwardly stood there and let her do. She noticed me standing there and hiding behind Seungmin's tall figure and met with her warm brown eyes.
“Hello, and who are you?” she asked with a bigger smile.
“Uh, I am Seungmins sister.” I immediately trusted her and her warm embrace.
“Ah yes, I can see the model genes going in the family. You seem like you’re in a big rush to see Jisung, he’s in his room.” She told us and saw my embarrassed blush across my face as Seungmin took my hand and yanked me downstairs to where Jisung was.
The basement as a room, interesting. It was colored black and had a lot of posters of some bands that I have never heard of. There he was on his bed smoking a cigarette and admiring his newest addition to his arm, a slightly red and in saran wrapped tattoo. A small skull drinking from a glass bottle, very precise and well made. He sat there and continued to smoke.
“Seungmin, what’s up.” he took a puff. Not giving anyone a single look. His hand tapping over his forearm and keep admiring his skull. 
“I need your help. My sister made a tattoo and now it’s infected. Do you know what to do?” Seungmin seemed very concerned and worried. Jisung stood up and chuckled a little.
“The little Y/N, has a tattoo?” He asked me and looked down at me. 
His eyes have the same warm brown as his mothers and I weirdly trusted him regardless of his reputation. His hair was dyed a very light blonde and his face was very chubby, unlike his body which was athletic: muscular but slim. He had two tears on his face and my thoughts went crazy. Who in the actual hell did he kill and the rumors of Jisung being a Russian mafia boss came into my mind and I reconsidered if I should be worried to be in a room with him?
“Seungmin, I have some lemonade for you.” Mrs. Han's voice echoed through the basement and he looked at Jisung.
“Go for it, I will take care of her.” He gave him green light and Seungmin looked at him with a look in his eyes. Which could be translated into ‘If you hit on my sister, I will drag your corpse to the nearest forest and let you get eaten by the birds’. Jisung nodded and Seungmin went upstairs.
“So tell me, how did you do that?” He said with a smile as he pointed to my infected K. His hair falling on his face, a little messy but still perfectly proportional.
“Uhm, a long story...” He went to his desk and took out a liquid and a cotton pad. He pushed the chair next to the bed and patted the bed. I quickly sat down. Him in front of me.
“I have time, come on.” He looked up and gave me a simper. I felt a small tickle again and wanted to trust him with it.
“Well uh, my friend Kim wanted to get us bonded. She took a needle and poked my skin for some time until it was done.” He laughed a little, letting me see his whites. 
“You stick and poked and didn’t disinfect it?” His eyes still on mine and not leaving the look they had, of the warm and soft chocolate brown.
“No, we didn’t and stop making fun of me- Ah-” His cold hand touching my thigh. My body stiffened and it was hard to relax.
“Calm down, relax. You wanna listen to music? disinfecting this will be a little uncomfortable.” He stood up and walked to his stereo. He took out a cassette and stuck one in. A prehistoric cassette, I haven’t seen this since I listened to Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban one years ago. After some seconds of silence, ‘All The Small Things’ by blink-182 boosted through the speakers.
He turned around and sat down again and wet the pad with this liquid. He took off the wrap and the air hit the wound. It was a stinging soreness, that leads me to look away and bite my lower lip, hard.
He took the wet pad and started to clean up the wound as careful and gentle as possible, the stinging and burning pain was a very harsh rush of pain. I whined and groaned loudly.
“Does it hurt?” He asked as he was still cleaning up.
“Well, yes,” I said with a small whine.
“Good. If I see you with a new tattoo I will get you punished.” his voice getting raspier and raspier. But he still cleaned the wound up and was done with the disinfecting. He stood up again and got some of the saran wraps and pointed his finger, signaling me to stand up.
I stood up from his bed and he kneeled down to wrap it up. His hands still very cold and tickling my thigh. 
“So Kim, is your friend?” His voice a little absent.
“Yes, my best.” I had to automatically smile.
“Tell me about her, how is she like?” I was surprised at his interest in my personal life but answered him.
“Oh, um she is reckless and she never thinks about her actions. She makes out stupid things that I have to box her out of. But she also has a nice and gentle side that not many know. I love her a lot.” I smiled at our memories and how easy it was to be myself around her.
As I was in my thoughts, Jisung took out a bottle of Jack Daniels and takes a glass. He gets him a good amount and gets another glass after seeing my big eyes. After a long friendship with Kim who was known for drinking, I have never drunk any alcohol, well until today. He gave me a glass full of brown fluid.
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“I- I can’t believe we did that.” I laughed as Jisung was holding my hand walking on an abandoned street in the middle of nowhere. He had given me a big sip of the whiskey, it was a burning sensation of my taste buds being confused and curious for more. 
“It’s better, not being sober right?” He asked stumbling into the sunset.The bitter taste of the alcohol and the adrenaline of me running away with a friend of my brother without his permission. I felt every single touch of his hand tightening and holding my hand in his clutches not letting go.
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“Come on drink it, Y/N. The painkillers are not going to help you any better than Jackie will.” He smiled and waved the glass in front of my nose. I mean I never was drunk and I want to know what it’s like. My curiosity and stupidity have gotten control of me and I accepted with a shaky hand. 
I took a small sip of the whiskey and the bitter and stinging sensation was so disgusting. I couldn’t swallow it and started to look around for somewhere to spit it at. But with Jisung forcing me to look up at him with his fingers, pushing my head upwards. 
“Swallow it, now.” his eyes burning holes into mine and letting me breathless with no other choice other than swallow. I gulped the fluid down and the burn in my throat was unbelievably harsh. 
“Good girl, now. If Seungmin sees your ass drunk this will be very dangerous for both us. Do you have any other clothes or is this everything you’ve got?” He already searched in his closet and gave me a black hoodie with some jeans. 
“Here you go. Hurry up, my mom is not going to keep him for any longer.” He went upstairs and left me with there a little tipsy and with some clothes from this boy that I barely knew. 
After getting them on I noticed the size difference, Jisung has it in L. On me it was XXL. The size was really funny and the jeans that should hug his waist like they are on the ones he is wearing, are now hanging from my pelvic bone. I saw my reflection of the mirror and busted out in laughter. 
Jisung came down and looked at my new outfit, and laughed as well. He came in front of me and squished my cheeks. He played with them and ruffled my hair into a mess, I officially am looking like I just woke up with my PJ’s. 
“You look so cute, this stuff is the tightest clothing that I have and your body is just sliding through.” He smiled and looked into my eyes, his hands still cupping my cheeks. A strong smell of alcohol and cigarettes leaving him, mixing with his cologne.
He stepped back and admired this baggy look. He had a hand on his chin, thinking about what can make it look even better than it already does. With an idea in his mind he sought for.... a belt. 
He took the of course black belt and put it over my waist. I almost wanted to remind him that I am not a toddler and can put on a belt myself, but the sudden closeness of him and his firm grip on his jeans on me. My heart did a small tap dance, but he continued to put it on with no sign of hesitation.
“This looks better. Take your shoes and let’s get out of here.” Trouble, that was what I am going to get after this. Am I out of my mind going with Jisung with no other thought? Am I dumb for trusting this dude that threw up on his teacher's chest in the hallway last year?
He packed his bag with a shit ton of bottles and some other stuff that I don’t even want to know what it is, the curiosity of what is in this bag now really bugged me. What did he have in this bag? He started to notice my glare on his black backpack.
“You ever had drugs, little one?” He asked as if it was the most normal thing to ask a 16-year-old. If I ever had drugs, the small sips of this weird and burning stuff and the coffee I had in the morning.
“N-No.” My stutter surprised me and the sudden tension started to get harder and intense. My subconscious shouted in my head to get out and go home with Seungmin, but this Jisung really had something and I wanted to explore that.
“There’s always a first time and I needed to go out anyway. You wanna meet my friends?” His smirk was absolutely precious and there was no way in hell that I could say no to this face. After my agreement, he smiled even brighter than before. He took some of his rings and gave those to me and some chains. I looked so different from what I daily wear and with a hat my appearance was complete.
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“I-It’s so much better. Not having this pressure.” After another big gulp of the whiskey, he threw the bottle to the road and opened his bag. A see-through water like a bottle. He gave it to me and I opened it after some seconds of struggle. We stumbled through the sunset of the lonely and empty roads of a beautiful panorama.
“Le-Let’s sit down for a while. I am so ti-tired.” I laughed and sat down on the empty road. He joined me and took the opened vodka bottle from me and took a small sip after gasping dramatically and getting a green bag out of his pocket. It looked like leaves and after a long time of finding out what it was, I knew it when he started to build a joint.
I took the bottle and drank the alcohol. I couldn’t believe this scenario, I am drunk and I am about to get high. I will get so much damage for this one night, but it still felt like it was a Bonnie and Clyde after play. Such a euphoric moment, and a moment I would’ve never have dreamed of.
So deep in my own thoughts and my own actions and with this alcohol in my hands, I didn’t see that Jisung was already done with his work. He saw my lazy eyes and pointed out to his bag.
“Hey, listen to music on my phone the code is 0325.” I crawled over to his bag and searched for the perfect song and here it was. New Flesh by the Current Joys, a carefree and a lighthearted song. The song started playing and Jisung snickered.
“I start to really learn a new si-side of you. Little miss Y/N.” He finished his joint and licked it clean. He grabbed in his bag and pulled out speakers. This bag really is a survival kit. He connected them to his phone and the music blasted out with such an enormous volume.
He took out his lighter and the fire sneaked it’s way through the marijuana and gives out a really unique smell. He seemed relaxed and fell on his back. He now was lying on the hard and cold cement road, his little relaxing tool between his fingers.
“So you never smoked before, like ever?”He has gotten up again and let his arm over my shoulder, giving me a really focused look.
“N-Nah.” I giggled for no reason. My head felt dizzy and my vision getting blurry after breathing in second-hand smoke.
“So I’m gonna show you, ho-how to do it the right way.” He smiled and almost closing his eyes completely.
He took my face into his hand and held the joint on the other hand. He gave it to me and I held it the best way I could, trying to let it fall down. I took a big hit and coughed all of the smoke out in a matter of 3 seconds.
He laughed uncontrollably and as he was laughing my head started to turn, my stomach started to growl and my mouth was getting dry. I honestly did not expect it to work that easily but I felt the difference in my body. I took another puff of it and another.
With a little time it has gotten easier and better to not cough. Jisung after not talking for what seemed like a whole eternity, started to notice that the sky is getting darker. He saw a whole field next to the road and threw his stuff in there and threw himself as well.
“Come here! The field is soft.” He shouted from his new spot and I giggled and jumped on top of him. His laugh resounded through the emptiness surrounding us and my giggle became a little quieter when I felt his hand on my hip. As before, when he put on the belt for me, my face grew hot and my eyes stayed on him and I played with his hair. He stroked my body with his fingertips, it feeling like electric wires rushing through my hot body. 
I leaned down and then kissed his soft lips. Right at this moment I didn’t care about anyone. My brother, my parents, my friends not even my own thoughts that screamed in my head to cut it off and go home. I wanted to live and wanted to enjoy, feel this moment. Exactly live in this moment right here and there. In a field in the middle of nowhere with the music still blasting somewhere near us and the taste of alcohol still running through my mouth and most importantly, Jisung being right here and there. 
“I d-don’t want to pressure you to anything, Y/N.-” I shushed him up with another kiss and his smile making the butterflies in my tummy explode into a mess. He tucked on his hoodie and leaned into my ear.
“I am sure you look even better without my hoodie on.”
I giggled loudly, his hand getting lost on the inside of my hoodie. Grasping on my bra and massaging it softly. My world turning in circles and the music still playing on the highest volume from the speakers, somewhere in the grass.
“I want you, now.” I said, looking down to him. I took off my hoodie and threw it next to Jisung beneath me. His hands still on me, my hair falling down to the side of his face. I was needy and what could feed this hunger was him.
“If your brother could see his little girl…” he smiled at my face being some small inches in front of his. the taste of the marijuana in my mouth mixed with the strong vodka and whiskey was driving me into the dumbest things.
I kissed his soft lips, touching them a little and his tongue rolling with mine. He tasted like danger and everything forbidden for me, giving me a thrill of my life. I continued to go down his neck, sucking the best I could making it hard due to the lack of energy.
“You’re doing great, little one.” He moaned when I once reached his hard and perky abs, leaving a trail of bruises and hickeys all the way down here. He groaned once I unlocked his belt and pushed his jeans down to his boxers. The outline of his dick was hardly poking out, getting me to an idea of my first blowjob ever.
I pulled the off and there he was, poking at me. The hard and red tip, cum dripping on them slightly. I took him in my hands, carefully pumping him. His eyes following my actions his whines and stares telling me to put him in my mouth, I couldn’t get him all in, him laughing at me trying my hardest to deepthroat.
“Your little mouth is amazing.” He mumbled with his eyes closed tightly, his hands getting lost in my hair. Moans and grunts getting me wetter and wetter. I couldn’t breathe and with my mouth being filled up completely, my eyes turning to the back of my head.
I backed up and took some time to breathe, a string of saliva connecting my lips with his wet and throbbing dick. He pushed his hair back, his hand still on my head, grabbing and pulling at it hardly. I choked lightly on his pressure on my head, pushing me down and forcefully getting me down. After some seconds of complete silence he let go and a broken groan echoed through my dizzy head.
“Uh fuck, how can this small mouth get all that in?” He smiled looking down at me with his lazy eyes on the string of saliva connecting his tip to my lips. I started to laugh out, the feeling of a dick in my mouth reminding me of a Popsicle. He laughed as well, this whole scenario being unbelievable. It was deep dark outside, the only light being the lanterns of the side street and the moon, shining out heavily. The wheat among us, the music that still played beside us.
He suddenly stopped giggling immediately and closed his eyes. His head was thrown to the ground and he held my head in his hands, still thrusting into my mouth hardly.
“Wh-Where can I c-cum?” He stuttered and I just continued to bop my head down his length, feeling every inch in my mouth, I choked a little on the twitch of his cock. “Fuuuck.” He groaned loud through the hard beats of the music. I felt his dick twitch again in my throat and as I moaned the vibrations got him to spill his load into my mouth. The warm liquid running through my throat, I choked once again and the shivers went down my spine mercilessly.
“Ah fuck.” He tried to collect his breath, moaning more curse words. I still sucked at the tip and popped him out of my mouth, his seeds running down my lips. I looked up at his brown eyes, stars above us reflecting in them. He had the warmest and softest expression on his face, starring down at my cum filled mouth, trying my hardest to swallow everything.
“Now it’s your turn, princess.”
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surveys-at-your-service · 3 years ago
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Survey #441
“all alone, he turns to stone while holding his breath after death  /  terrified of what’s inside, to save his life he crawls like a worm from a bird”
Have you ever watched a movie in class/school that made you cry? Yep, a few. What’s the earliest you could go to bed at night and feel okay about? If I'm having a really bad day, I can tolerate as early as 7:00. :x What is you favorite type of lunch meat? Honey ham, probably. What time of the year do you dislike the most? Summer is disgusting. It's too hot, too humid, too many bugs, and I just hate it. Do you put ketchup on your scrambled eggs? No, that sounds gross. What is your favorite color to wear? b l a c k Are you an overachiever? Oh, hunny. What physical feature do you wish you had (i.e. freckles, curly hair)? Maybe uhhhh big eyes. What fictional character (i.e. Bambi, Scarlette O'hara) would you marry? Darkiplier bc he is merely a misunderstood soft boi. How long have you gone without shaving (girls- legs, armpits; boys- faces)? Legs: It's been nearly a year. Pits: not that long, considering I shave them every time I get in the shower. What is the meanest thing you have ever said to someone else? I'm sure it would be something in one of the letters I sent Jason. Or Dad. Idk. Did you ever go through a phase where you wrote bad poetry? The phase never ended lmao. What is your favorite thing about your life? My loved ones. Save all the animals that die during road kill or save 1 human from a fire? Sorry, but I'm picking the animals. Have you ever painted a picture of somebody? Yes. How many real bfs/gfs have you had? Two. Did you enjoy your past relationships? Yes. Except for when I was with Tyler. Name a comedy that you like. White Chicks. Could you wait until marriage for sex? Yeah. What’s the best Nirvana song? I'm not sure, really... Maybe "Drain You?" What was the last thing that impressed you? No clue. When was the last time you were in a pet store? Several months ago when I went in to get more rats for Venus. What nationality is your last name? Irish. What’s your favorite kind of chips and dip? Plain, rippled Lays in French onion dip. Who was the last boy that you saw cry? I don't know, actually. It may have been Sara's dad, which was years ago. Does your mom know you do surveys? I mean no, it's not like it's come up in conversation. Have you ever had a serious injury? When I was a kid, there was this one time I was running down the road with my friend, and I tripped; I was a fast runner, so I skinned the everliving FUCK out of my knees to the point there was even pus. I was SOBBING, and it took weeks to heal; I had the scars for years. What was the last thing you achieved? Losing weight at the gymmmm. Staying dedicated to going. Would you enjoy being famous? No. I couldn't take all the eyes on me and even ONE person's negative judgment. What’s under your bed? A big box of my art supplies. Do you enjoy travelling? Yeah. I wish I could do it more. Have you ever belonged to a club? If so, what was it? No. When was the last time you drank strawberry milk? Not since I first tried it at elementary school. It was absolutely disgusting. Have you ever managed to collect all the fast food toys in a set? I doubt it. Do you have a clock in your room? No. Did you have a good driver’s ED teacher? No. If I'd listened to him while driving, I could've gotten myself killed while merging onto the highway. People are assholes and didn't want to move over. Which of Britney Spears’ songs is your favorite? Probably "Freakshow." Does mind over matter work for you? Not usually, no. Are you paranoid? Oh yes. What is the best thing about winter? Everything!!! Literally the only BAD thing about winter is the dry skin/lips. I love the cold, Christmas and all that comes with it, the decor, hot chocolate, snow, getting all cuddly... Everything. :') Have you ever been truly in love? Absolutely. Are you currently planning a trip? No. A trip to Illinois is just a wish right now. How many plants are in your home? None, I think? What is your favorite possession? Excluding my pets (because I don't like calling them "possessions"), probably my laptop. Have you ever felt like you were too nice and way too often overlooked? I have before, yes. What movies have tripped you out? Off the top of my head, the only entertainment media in general that has ever truly "tripped me out" was the first time I played the Silent Hill game. The movie didn't affect me to that level because I already understood the concept. When I watched Jason play it for the first time, I was SO confused and just blown away by the concept that I did loads of research and just thinking about it all. That franchise is just cool as shit, okay. Did you rollerblade as a kid? Do you still rollerblade? I LOVED rollerblading. I haven't done it in years, though. Would you ever settle into a relationship that wasn’t right for you? Do you know friends who are in relationships just so they have someone to sleep with at night? NO. I will NOT settle. Being genuinely in love with my partner is too important to me for me to ever do so. I don't know if any of my friends are in that situation. Would you take a dirty picture of yourself for someone you are dating? With my current body? FUCK no. If I was happy with my body, the answer is still probably no. I'm too self-conscious and awkward with that kind of stuff, and besides, I really don't think I want a picture like that to exist of myself to avoid potential trouble. Do you use earplugs or a sleeping mask when you sleep? No. What summertime treats do you love? We have this local slushy place that is FUCKING BOMB. It may sound basic, but they have SUCH a vast variety of flavors and goodies you can top it with that it's truly just so amazing. How picky are you when it comes to choosing who to kiss or not kiss? I am VERY picky. I have to be really interested in you. Save for how things were with Tyler... I just felt like I was supposed to. What do you hate most about moving? I. Hate. The process. Of moving. It is just so, so stressful to me. I have a very hard time confronting big tasks, and that's exactly what packing and unpacking entails. Do you feel that having sex anywhere but a bed is more exciting? Not necessarily. Do you drink 5 hour energy drinks or any other kinds of energy drinks? No. Has anyone ever whistled at you? I don't think so. Do you like scarves? No. Is your father homophobic? Possibly. I don't actually know. I honestly don't think he took Sara's and my relationship seriously, so that may be a sign. Do you take gummy vitamins? The only vitamin I take now is vitamin D, which isn't a gummy. Have you ever applied make-up on a guy, for any reason at all? Ha, yeah. I gave Jason a makeover once. Who would you like to meet before you die? MARK. I am so determined, alsdjfkaj;wek;rj. I just want to hug him and say thank you and ugly-cry. If your dream was to be a model, and a big opportunity came up, but you had to be nude, would you take it? No. Even if I had the body of a model. What’s the most ridiculous conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard of? The fuckin' flat earth theory, probably. If Heaven and Hell exists, where you going when you die? Well, considering I have an, uh, very negative opinion of the Christian god... Who is the person that you are afraid of losing, above everyone else? My mom. The day she passes is a day I am inexplicably horrified of. What is one thing that pisses you off pretty much everyday? My life. If there anyone you know that you feel should consider therapy? My mom really could use it. Do you like any of the songs on Twilight, or the actual movie/saga itself? I love "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse, but idk if it was actually written for the movie. How old was the first person you kissed? He was 18 when we first kissed. Will you be a strict parent one day? I never want to be a parent. If I hypothetically became one, I don't think I'd be strict, necessarily, but very protective. Last person to stand up for you? Probably Mom, idk. Have you been to a baby shower? Yeah, a few. Who were you with the last time you went to the movie theater? My dad. What’s your favorite high school memory? Just... a lot with Jason. Do you like relationships, or do you prefer to be single? I prefer being in a (healthy) relationship, but I won't get into one just for the sake of having one. What is one adventurous thing you’d be willing to do? Hmmm... scuba-dive, maybe? What subject at school did you absolutely hate? Math. Italian food or Chinese food? Italian. I don't really like (most) Chinese food. Do you like to make flash cards when you study? I rarely did that. Has anyone ever told you that you’re a good singer? Yes, somehow. Do you ever watch TED talks, live or online? No. I dare you to write the name of a person you strongly dislike. Ashley. What do you think about Marilyn Manson? He's one of my favorite musical artists, but he's a disgusting dick personally. Biggest trouble you’ve ever gotten into at school? Nothing, really. I was a very well-behaved kid. Do you own one of those “professional” DSLR cameras? Yeah, I have a Canon. Does it bother you when you see a 6th grader with a bunch of gadgets? No. Did you buy yearbooks every year in high school, or did you not bother? Not every year, but most. Do you have Restless Legs Syndrome? No. Jalapeños: yay or nay? I loooove them. Did you ever play Minecraft? Nah. My niece is getting into it. Did you ever have a Club Penguin account? Were you a member? I did have one. I wasn't one of those premium members or anything like that; I just had a basic account. Do you know anyone that seems to not have any common sense? Bitch me. It's extremely embarrassing. I 100% got it from my dad. What do you think is the biggest injustice that was ever done to you? The manner through which Jason broke up with me. It left me traumatized. What type of person angers you the most? Abusive people that think only they matter and have no consideration for how their actions affect other people. If you could change your appearance, how would you alter it? I'd lose a shitload of weight, for one. My teeth would be whiter, my eyes bigger and bluer, I'd want my hair colored/able to hold color far better, I'd lighten and lessen my body hair, make my skin clearer, thin my eyebrows... I'd change a lot. What are your feelings on feminism? MANDATORY. Absolutely necessary in a misogynistic society. However, I do believe some people take it way too far to a point it is anti-man and puts women on a holy pedestal. It is about equality. Describe your first relationship? Perfect, until it wasn't. Describe your last relationship? Wonderful and healthy, but distance and our health were issues at the time. Can you honestly say that you always practice safe sex? My history with sex is confusing and complicated and I really don't know. Why do you think your most favorite film touches you so deeply? Thinking about it... it's probably because of how Simba runs from his problems and bad memories, but returns to confront them and is victorious. That's how I want to be. What do you want people you meet for the first time to think about you? That I'm nice and clearly sincerely cared about them and their feelings. Do you feel protective over someone? My sisters, nieces and nephews, Sara... What perfume/cologne do you wear? It's called "Blush." Where did your vehicle come from? I don't have my own, but Mom's came from a girl at the dance studio. She ran into a deer, and the front got fucked up, but the sweetheart paid to fix it up to being operable so Mom had her own car. The front bumper is kept intact with zip ties and duct tape, but hey... it works and has for many, many years now, lol. What was the color of the bridesmaid dresses of the last wedding you went to? Ummmm... I actually don't remember. What is your favorite way to eat chicken? As tenders, probably. It is your birthday. You hope the cake is: Red velvet. This year for my bday, our controlling-as-fuck family friend bought me my birthday cake without consulting ANYBODY, and I was so fucking annoyed. It was a very kind gesture, yes, but um, can I have a say, please? What do you wear to bed? Usually men's pj pants and a tank top. What were you doing at 8pm last night? Sleeping, actually. I was extremely tired and went to bed early.
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Random things about Craig Boone - Fallout New Vegas Headcannons
He is very protective over those he cares about, even just friendship wise. It  takes a lot for him to open up, so the people he does open up to he considers friends. He has a soldiers loyalty, and will take a bullet for someone. Once a relationship has been established, he is unlikely to leave your side unless you ask, which he will do so very reluctantly.
He doesn't like alcohol. Not after losing Carla. He used it to drink a lot to forget  after having  to shot Carla. He found  himself on the ground passed out and at the lowest of the low in the year after. And after Manny and a few others comment that he was wasting his life away, He swore off drink after that. Focusing on killing legions more than drinking himself to death. Sometimes people will give him drinks, to thank him or are just being friendly, and he will hold the drink but wont drink it., before passing it to the courier or someone else who will happily take it.
Has a thing about checking weapons. He can take apart, reload and clean a weapon faster than most. And he will make sure his weapons are in the best condition they can be. If travelling with the courier  he will check their weapons just to make sure they didn't jam or broke while in combat. As much as he pretends to be distant and only out for himself. He protected a town for a few years even when he had no reason to be there, and he knows he would take the couriers death personally if it was due to something as simple as a faulty gun that he could have easily discovered before a fight.
He didn't know that Carla was pregnant. He only found out through the bill of sale that the courier brought him. Carla had been keeping it a secret to surprise  him and only told Jeannie May Crawford for advice.
Carla used to steal his beret. She did it to see him smile. It's why he is so protective of it. Whenever his new s/o does it, he sometimes gets flashes of memories of Carla. Though he would never tell them that.
Before he joined the NCR he was known as a ‘charming and cheerful’ young man. And was known to be a bit of a trouble maker however no one ever caught him in the act. He was also a town heart throb despite never flirting with anyone.
He hasn't got a sleep schedule. Hasn't had one in years and its surprising he isn't dead yet from sleep deprivation. He just sleeps an hour or two whenever he can. And due to suffering serious nightmares he used to use either drink or ,on very bad nights, drugs. After awhile he turned that to exerting physically as much as possible to wear himself out enough to sleep.
Surprisingly he is very picky about his coffee. If someone makes him a drink out of kindness he will drink it out of respect. However he actually prefers his coffee sweet with milk. The courier learns this through trivial and error.
He is always tense physically. This is due to a mixer of always being alert and his slight paranoia of being ambushed or attacked. If you were to hug him. It would take him a while to relax his muscles enough to hug back.
He can sing. He is not the best, but on the few occasions he was heavily drunk at Freeside while in the first recon, he was known to start bar songs, which the rest of the snipers would happily join in. Though he refuses to sing again, if he is falling asleep with his s/o, and he knows they can't sleep or relax. He will hum. Mostly random tunes or slowed down songs that he would hear while traveling.
He has a soft spot for dogs, and he used to have one he trained himself when he was a teenager named Bullet. Him and bullet would sit together while Boone would practice his shot. The dog passed while he was in the NCR. Rex reminds him of Bullet.
Boone has a rather amusingly dry yet extremely sarcastic sense of humour. If he ever met Raul, Raul would bring out this side of him quicker than most. And though he doesn't talk much, if with a person he can feel more relaxed with he is rather observant as to what makes a person laugh, and where they draw the lines on humour.
He isn't phased by ghouls appearances. In his words “He has seen worse” and has served along side a few ghouls before being picked out for first recon.
Has multiple scars from combat, including a bullet wound just a little to the left and above his heart, a knife wound that runs down the whole of his right side, as well as weirdly shaped burn mark the size of a cigarette cartoon on his right wrist to name a few. He will open up about a few of his scars with his s/o  if they ask, however some he keeps to himself, either with the lie of he doesn't remember or that he doesn't know 
He is predominantly right handed however, can swap it round without much discomfort. Small things like how he would hold cutlery, which hand he signals with, and what hand he will shake someone's hand with are when he subconsciously switches to his left hand. He learnt to use both hands when a ranger told him that legion soldiers would shoot off the arms that NCR soldiers would hold their guns, so if they somehow escaped death they wouldn't be able to shoot again.
He is very affection starved. Especially after an affectionate relationship with Carla, and then losing that suddenly. If he ever got close enough to start a relationship. Behind closed door, he is extremely affectionate. Expect a lot of hugs from behind with neck kisses, and an arm always resting around that person's waist.
He personally prefers the night to the day. The cold that the desert  nights brings he finds refreshing, especially if he has someone to sit with him and enjoy the calm of the night. 
This one for you @bigmoodquotes  I'm still working on a longer imagine for you're gift idea so keep an eye out for that. Sorry its a bit angsty, but Boone’s character just brings that out I think. He is still may fav husband though fight me! 
Once again I apologise for spelling error, I am horrible at spell checking. If anyone has an imagines or reactions from fallout 3-4 or new Vegas just comment or send a request. Hope you all enjoy and have an amazing day -Love you all <3
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