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being hyperfixated on your f/o as well as in love with them is a curse
proshippers/comshippers dni
#idk i love it though#cus i already think abt him so much. now i am thinking abt him more#but also it sucks knowing that the love could be temporary :(#or i'll read an imagine like “imagine infodumping about ur hypfix to ur f/o” and like???#“how do you know all of this you haven't even seen san ricardo before.” “the first movie? duh“ ”WHAT MOVIE.“#assuming this is in the actual shrek universe#actually he would be shocked at the fact they made movies about him then realize there are movies about him and would love it
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a lot of the time when i think about my relationship with my f/o it's like. yea of course i'm in love with him he's literally the perfect man blah blah whatever. but i think i've forgotten that my f/o feels the exact same way and i still can't comprehend it. you mean he chose me out of literally anyone on earth to start dating????????? he looked at me and decided he wanted to spend the rest of his life with me???????????????????? he loves me??????????????????????????????? i don't believe it i'm dreaming
#i was gonna start going off about things i feel like could have deterred him but then i realized they are all Autism Traits um.#still confused regardless#maybe he would like the fact that i hyperfixated on him though#f/o community#f/o gush#ficto#fictoromantic#fictosexual#selfship#self ship#self shipping#self ship community#ficto community#selfship community#f/o#like he gives me hugs and kisses everyday bc he loves me and its not for no reason???????????#he gets flustered whenever he thinks of me?????????#there's no way#rambling
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Y’know what? BIGGEST! HUGEST! Shoutout to all the self-shippers with romantic f/o’s they can’t exactly kiss on the lips and make out with in the conventional way most human/humanoid couples would! Like monsters, aliens, robots and other creatures because of the significant difference in size or completely different anatomy. I think it’s hella cute thinking up and trying to figure out a bunch of different comfortable ways to kiss or nuzzle one another in various places that are more unique, that work out for the both of you and would make you both feel just as flustered and loved! ( ੭ ˘ ³˘)੭°。⋆♡‧₊˚
(Pro/Comshippers fuck off! This post ain’t for you!)
#whenever i imagine me and him it's sometimes my s/i sometimes me irl#and whenever i do imagine me irl occasionally i'll think of like. actual cat size puss#not usually i like him better when he's human sized cus it makes for better hugs and whatnot#but it's just REALLY FUNNY imagining this 2 foot tall cat guy i'm dating riding my shoulder everywhere like he did in shrek 2
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IMAGINE
playing minecraft with your f/o !!!
are they a builder type?
a redstone fiend?
maybe they go out mining and bring you back any diamonds they find?
whatever it is, they love to play the game with you whether you do it to relax and wind down or get a kick out of playing hardcore mode. (they're worried how you'll react if you lose your world, but they love how into it you get) and once you get into the grind, they'll be there to pull you out of it for snacks and appropriate hydration ♡
#i feel like#likes combat a lot mostly pve#but really bad at it#like trying to play 1.8 combat in 1.20#has never used a shield and never will#bows are for losers#stuff like that
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I loveee selfshippers with "silly" or "childish" f/os
cartoon characters, media icons, nostalgic characters, all of it. it's not silly to love them, and i promise you they love you all the same <3
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Imagine ur f/o. Holding u so gentle and helping you get around and comforting you when u aren’t feeling well. and covering you in blanket and mayb rubbing ur back until u fall asleep
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more selfshippers should start ignoring canon, actually. or even rewrite it altogether. either or is a pretty neat and fun thing to do.
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me looking for puss in boots content literally anywhere on the internet but that's the name of the movie and puss isn't even one of the more popular characters 💔
when you finally go through the trenches of your f/o’s tag and like all of the posts are mostly about some character associated with your f/o instead of your f/o
#the worst part is that the characters that ARE popular#it's DEATH.#and JACK HORNER#and I HATE THEM BOTH#not for anything in canon i just hate that they're more popular#or its softboots and i start getting sad
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I'm bored
Reblog this with a pic of your F/O and or S/I (Two Max)
And I'll assign them a beverage of some sort based on vibes alone
(Pr⁰-ship dni)
#did in fact get a little silly with it#he would drink eggnog#not in a bad way or anything (maybe in a bad way)
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Imagine your f/o acting just like a kitten when they sleep. Imagine them sleeping with you, and in the morning, you wake up to them nudging gently on your shoulder with their sleeping face. They’re curled up into a cozy position, with their snore sounding like a kitten’s purr. You can feel their warmth and nudge together, falling asleep again and having a dream of sitting by them on a cloud in the sunset.
proship/comship DNI
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Haven’t done this in awhile and since baking/cooking is my life….
Give me one of your f/os and I’ll assign them a baked good of some sort!
Example:
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Haven’t done this in awhile and since baking/cooking is my life….
Give me one of your f/os and I’ll assign them a baked good of some sort!
Example:
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milk is the obvious answer but anything but milk
I'm bored
Reblog this with a pic of your F/O and or S/I (Two Max)
And I'll assign them a beverage of some sort based on vibes alone
(Pr⁰-ship dni)
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selfshipping isn’t enough I need them to materialize in my arms right this instant
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Your f/o would absolutely love to learn more about who you are, the culture you come from, family traditions, your own beliefs, all of that stuff.
They'd do their best to understand and if they have questions or want to know more, they'll be incredibly respectful.
Maybe you introduce them to something like a family recipe that is passed down, or possibly a religious/spiritual practice that means a lot to you.
More than anything, they want you to feel supported and cared for, because they genuinely love getting to know you.
#NO CUS I LOVE THIS IDEA#BECAUSE MY S/I IS FILIPINO#AND PUSS IS SPANISH#SO OUR CULTURES HAVE A TON OF OVERLAP#SO WE WOULD EXPLAIN STUFF TO EACHOTHER#AND WE'D BE LIKE OH I RECOGNIZE THAT#AND THEB THERES A BUNCH OF STUFF#WE CAN DO TOGETHER#AND ITS SO CUTE#AAAAAAAAAAAAA#(if you ignore the reason we're similar is bc it's colonizer x colonized LMAOO)#(but focus on us being cute and silly)
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Oohh my hands are so cold....would be a shame if a certain f/o were to hold them...and then kiss my knuckles...while whispering sweet nothings......
#wow this would suck 👀#i sure hope no one does this to me 👀👀#especially not puss in boots that would be horrible 👀👀👀
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