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Love me some espresso macchiato but goddamn it is SO SMALL
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i think diavolo could do literally anything and i would be enamored by it. if araki released a spinoff manga that was just diavolo eating a pizza for 20 pages i would send every panel and gush about it to my friends. and then also probably complain about the writing quality somehow
#rambles#diavolo jjba#do you think diavolo. eats food. i always kind of assumed he largely left doppio to do the Living stuff (eating & hygiene etc)#the way i've always thought about it is kinda like#diavolo's whole ''actions mean nothing only results'' worldview would leave him finding daily actions monotonous#he sees himself as almost too important and powerful to still have to deal with the day-to-day processes of being human#i could see him going hours without eating because he just forgets about it#idk . does this make sense.#the ''omg i'm drinking water... does diavolo drink water...'' part of hyperfixations get to me
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DOPPIO X NIJI STREAMER S/O
fluff headcanons! | tw: none :) enjoy
— okay so your relationship has to be kept very very hush-hush, yes?
— this means no one on one collabs, though if they do happen they are very rare (like for special occasions or anniversaries or something)
— doppio is… unique, to say the least. he’s very flamboyant and dramatic, but around you it amps up like 10000%
— he! just! loves you!!! he is so HAPPY that you two are together even if you have to be secretive about it!!
— there are moments where he slips up, such as during his doppio after dark streams. he’ll be going on and on about how kind and funny you are, how wonderful and genuinely gorgeous you are, how grateful he is that you two get along so well..
— ^ he’s a lot more relaxed and kind of forgets he’s live to thousands of people sometimes, so you have to keep him in check by either reminding him he’s live via DM or just going into chat and saying “YOU’RE STREAMING!”
— surprisingly it’s more difficult to keep doppio from revealing your relationship during group collabs than it is when he’s streaming by himself.. he flirts endlessly with you, always tries to earn your praise, and just acts really really extra lmao
— “hey hey, did you see that? did you? i totally got luca just now! i’m the smartest, the most talented, the most perfect boy in EN— right? riiighhhhttt?”
— everyone sort of just assumes you’re best friends, though some fans may speculate and even assume that you don’t like doppi because you two rarely if ever collaborate together! that’s not true of course, but they wouldn’t know
— outside of streaming, you’re a lot more soft with doppi, such as in private vcs and in DM. you try to keep professional in the nijisanji server just in case :)
— also, a good portion of niji en knows you two are together. ike was quite possibly the first to figure it out, honestly.. you sent pictures of you and doppio hanging out during a meet up to him and he just knew??? nothing gets past the novelist i guess
— genuinely doppio is so affectionate and sweet with you he may have to get reprimanded by management bc he is horrible at being discreet 😭
— baby loves you and he doesn’t wanna hide it!! but he also likes his job and he doesn’t want you to lose yours either! so!!! PAIN!!!!
— the rare times where you flirt back during streams actually kill him, he ends up jokingly swooning VERY loudly and may even dramatically fall out of his desk chair just for the bit lmao
— speaking of flirting, doppio 100% plays up his flirting with other streamers specifically because he knows you’ll be watching. it’s not to make you jealous though, because he knows better than that! it’s simply just to make you laugh <3
— taking a page out of the ex ID senpai’s books, doppio 100% spontaneously climbed in through your window one day simply because you mentioned him when streaming ONE TIME
— it’s shocking but also very hilarious to the fans, you were in panic mode for all of five minutes before you saw doppio peeking in through your window with a basket of snacks and a wide, happy smile
#x reader#fanfic x reader#nijisanji x reader#nijisanji#doppio dropscythe x reader#x reader headcanons
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Okay so one thing that bothers me is all those comments with “you mean Jonathan’s son” or “nah Giorno’s more Jonathan’s son” on Mudad content.
Like WE GET IT!!
ALL OF THEM ARE BIOLOGICALLY JONATHAN’S
But was Jonathan the one to actually conceive them? No. It was Dio.
Look, I’m all for Jonadad but we as a fandom should focus on Jonadad content with George II. That’s something I really want to see but no one ever thinks about George II, probably because he didn’t get his own part like Holly.
People always forget about him or when it’s Mudad, it’s either Dio hanging out with only Giorno or only Donatello, Rikiel and Ungalo. There’s literally no in between.
I’m a Mudad truther, I know that Jonathan’s biologically the four dudes’ father but I ignore it because I want to acknowledge Dio as their biological father, since he was literally the one to conceive them.
I don’t know about y’all but in my opinion, Jonathan should spend time with his son George II and Dio should spend time with his sons Giorno, Donatello, Rikiel and Ungalo.
I want Jonathan and Dio to be uncles okay? Jonathan being excited to see his nephews and happy for his brother and Dio acting like he doesn’t care but he’s actually spoiling George II as much as he spoils his own sons.
Give me happy content with them.
The five cousins causing trouble together, Dio getting affection from his brother and sister-in-law even though he doesn’t want it and George I being a happy grandfather who’s also proud of his sons (although one of them has children without ever being married).
The same thing happens with Holly and Joseph too!!
Yes, Josuke is Joseph’s son and I love content with them.
But give me Holly being a daddy’s girl, Holly always choosing her father over her mother whenever someone asks the “who do you love the most” question, Holly and Suzie talking shit about Joseph in Italian behind his back, Holly giving Joseph a heart attack when she announces that Sadao proposed to her, Holly Joseph and Suzie crying their eyes out when she announces her pregnancy. Just. Them.
There’s so much we can explore with this huge ass family (and overall every character and other families like the Kawajiris or Diavolo | Doppio and Trish) but all that people focus on are the main JoJos (and the main villains).
One day, I will write this. Once I get the full plot and outline ideas. But I’m already planning it!
#jojo's bizarre adventure#dio brando#jonathan joestar#george joestar#george joestar ii#erina joestar#joseph joestar#suzie q#holly kujo#giorno giovanna#donatello versus#rikiel#ungalo#mudad#jonadad#i want them to be happy okay#a big happy family#there’s so much i could talk about
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Day 15. Devil Doppio x Reader
note(s): This one was a bit more difficult to write, but I hope it still came out alright!
requested by anon
You don’t get much done when Doppio appears. He’s usually very busy thanks to his boss, but when he comes back to you, he’s always giving you his full attention, which causes you to be distracted from whatever you’re doing.
“I missed you. Sorry I was gone for so long this time,” he murmurs, his arms wrapping around you from behind. You can feel his pointed tail curl around one of your legs as his hold tightens, making it clear that he doesn’t want to let go anytime soon.
“It’s okay, I know you were busy,” you reply, trying to focus on your previous work. Doppio, doesn’t seem pleased with that.
“Hey, pay attention to me,” he tells you, a bit of a whine in his voice. You smile a bit at his words.
“I am, Doppio.”
He lets out a hum at your reply and before you know it, the thing you were working on goes up in flames. Your eyes widen and jaw drops as you try to jump away from the sudden fire, but he’s still holding you, his eyes changing for a brief moment before returning to his normal shade.
“There, now there’s nothing to distract you!” One of the downsides with being with this devil is the occasional possessiveness and how childish he gets because of it.
You frown more at his words and he does have a guilty look in his eyes for a moment before sighing and letting you go.
“Today has been really stressful. I’m sorry for being childish. I just miss you.” You should stay mad at him. You should argue and tell him how messed up what he did was. But you also know what you got into when you let yourself be bound to this devil.
“Just… Try to be more patient,” you tell him, feeling a bit of relief as he nods along and promises to do better, a promise he’s given you many times before. “Since my work has been destroyed, I guess we can cuddle now.”
He cheers up at that, not even seeming guilty as he takes your hand and leads you to the couch. He pauses for a moment and you wince when his grip on your hand tightens.
“Don’t forget your place, human.” You shudder at the darker tone, recognizing it as the other downside of dating Doppio. He’s got a very protective roommate in his head. His grip loosens on your hand and you see his posture relax.
A sigh of relief leaves you when you see the eyes of your devil look back at you with a carefree smile before pulling you onto the couch to hug him.
“I love you,” Doppio murmurs, as if to remind you of his feelings and to probably try to make sure you’re not mad at him. You know you shouldn’t trust a devil. But the eyes he gives you and how gently he holds you has you forget about his downsides for a moment.
“I love you too.”
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hello i’ve got some thoughts and updates for this blog.
i’ve been on a bit of burnout for a while, including life outside of writing. naturally the termination has sped up that burnout. i’m exhausted and struggling to be graceful about it, but that’s to be expected. i’m not one to sit on my feelings even though i’ve lacked the energy to write. which really bites because that’s my number-one passion really.
however i’ve taken some time to relax by diverting my attention away from social media and niji streams. i’ve relearned an old hobby and splurged a little too much on a new one, and i kind of can’t believe how much i missed drawing on real paper with a real pen and pencil. and thank god the love and deepspace sponsorship wrapped up before the termination, because that game has me in not just a chokehold but like one of those umbilical cords from astral projection. the silver cord? that
i’ve been watching other vtubers lately as well. i’ve always considered adding holostars en to my list but hesitated because everything else on my blog was niji-related.
consider this confirmation that i will be adding holostars’ tempus hq, vanguard and armis, and first stage productions’ avallum to my list of characters i will write for. i admit i’m not as familiar with armis, but i’ll be paying closer attention in the near future as i branch out from strictly watching niji only.
(might also be adding idol corp’s e-sekai? maybe? i watch them once every few months and i haven’t seen pochi or yuko stream since they debuted 💀 no clue on their gen 2 either)
i’ll be overhauling my masterpost for organization soon. so apologies for the horrors about to come… to be clear i will not delete any of my writing so don’t worry!
i’m unsure how much niji i’ll write in the future. give me some time to think as the situation hopefully cools down. i appreciate your patience.
and who knows maybe i’ll write for non-vtuber fandoms too
i think it’s about time i clean my inbox out soon too. i‘ll answer what asks i can and delete the remaining ones. i’ve had a few requests sitting in my inbox for nearly a year now and i’ve recently realized how stressed i was over them and learned about some boundaries i didn’t know i had beforehand, among other things, so so it’s about time i face them head-on. i apologize if i never got to your request! please don’t take it personally if i don’t answer your request. but above all else thank you for being patient, understanding, and kind enough to send in a request. even though i tend to bite off more than i can chew i always get so happy whenever i see a notif in my inbox and i appreciate your time for a little unit 4402.
even though i’m not watching niji streams atm i’m hesitant to stop writing for them because, like, i keep thinking of this clip of doppio saying he feels like he’s allowed to buy healthy/organic food because of fan support and donations, and among other reasons... it’s very easy to make conclusions on people you only know through a screen and i just can’t bring myself to cut them out so abruptly, even if i’m a fan creator on a site none of them use.
idk when i’ll post next and it feels nice to say that. i usually try to post once every 2 weeks, but considering how i’m trying not to think about niji right now and am instead embracing other parts of my life, i dunno. it’s nice. this blog is a major source of joy for me and it feels like i’m preserving what makes it so special for me instead of turning it into a chore. hopefully with time and rest i’ll have a clearer idea of where to go from here.
that’s pretty much everything on my mind, i think? thank you for bearing with me and my yapping. i hope to return soon and that the next time you see me, my blog will be cleaner, more expansive, and with a fresh mindset. take care of yourselves and don’t get immersed in toxicity. don’t forget to do what you love 💛
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random doppio headcanons from the trenches because i have like a billion fanfics but doubt i will ever post them anywhere
( Content Warnings: Drug use, stalking, gaslighting, abuse, torture, pregnancy. )
-The priest who adopted him in his infancy was named Gianni. The two had a good relationship. Gianni was an extremely compassionate person who loved and cared deeply for Doppio, and in turn, Doppio saw him as his own father. Doppio would even argue with anyone who referred to Gianni as an "adoptive parent," because he was more wonderful than any other father he could have had.
-Doppio learned a lot of skills in Gianni's church community. Singing, piano, carpentry, fencing, archery, self-defense. He is a sharp-shooter, and learning this from archery evolved into knife throwing and various other skills around weapons. Learning how to fight was his main hobby and he didn't do much else with his free time, which he had a lot of.
-Knows his way around a Christian bible, but doesn't really subscribe to such beliefs. If you wanted to be involved in the community and have a social life at all in Doppio's hometown, you'd have to go to church. It's really all there was. Doppio was a very friendly and loving soul to everyone in town, even gregarious, but he never fit in. He always found Christianity to be strange and hypocritical, but fortunately, Father Gianni was very open-minded and always encouraged Doppio to think for himself.
-Doppio's natural hair color is jet black.
-He has been smoking cigarettes since maybe age 14. He tried to keep it a secret from Gianni, but Gianni knew. Doppio started using much harder drugs in his young adulthood.
-Donatella was the one person he would regularly get high with. They would stay in the same room for days on end, not knowing which way was up or down.
-Doppio and Donatella are both transgender. Doppio was the one who carried and gave birth to Trish. He had never been so scared in his life when he found out he was pregnant, and he kept it a secret -- he was not close enough with Donatella to have a child with her, nor did he feel he could take care of a child. He started going into labor when the great fire started that wiped out his town. All he could do was walk down to the shore and hide in a cove, where he gave birth to Trish. The two were down there for three days before Doppio had no choice but to go back to the ruins of the town.
-Donatella's home had been mostly unaffected by the fires. Doppio left Trish on her doorstep, and his next move was to run away from Sardinia. But shortly after leaving Trish, he lost consciousness from internal bloodloss, and woke up in the hospital.
-The moment he was discharged, he ran away from Sardinia, with absolutely nothing but his bloodstained clothes. On his way to the middle of Italy, he could swear he kept seeing glimpses of someone who looked eerily like him.
-Diavolo is not the same person as Doppio, although he did brainwash Doppio into thinking that. Diavolo's real name is Livio Una, and he's Donatella's brother. He'd been completely obsessed with Doppio since before Doppio had met Donatella. After the fires in Sardinia, Diavolo had cosmetic surgery, dyed his hair, and copied the tattoos to look as much like a copy of Doppio is possible.
-Diavolo very effectively brainwashed Doppio into worshipping him and being obsessed with him. This gaslighting and abuse was largely the cause of Doppio's poor memory recall (in addition to other traumas). Diavolo made him forget Trish and Donatella.
-Diavolo first assigned Doppio to the assassination squad. Nobody seemed to like him there and were actively rotten to him, except for Risotto, Pesci, Sorbet, and Gelato. Risotto would note that he never saw Doppio use his Stand, though he was amazingly skilled with ordinary weapons.
-Risotto grew to like Doppio quite a bit. Perhaps even fell in love with him. Diavolo noticed, and out of malicious jealousy, dragged Doppio into being his informant, where the two of them would always be attached at the hip. Diavolo would then rarely allow Doppio out of his sight, and if he did, he always had to know what Doppio was doing.
-The first time Doppio saw a photo of Trish, although he didn't remember that she was his daughter, he had this overwhelming and painful feeling of loss. He asked Diavolo what he planned to do to her, and Diavolo was sure to punish him for even asking, saying it was none of Doppio's business and that Doppio must do what he says with no comment or question.
-The energy between Doppio and Diavolo is so potent that others can sense it when the two are in the same room. The two absolutely reek of toxic codependency, and it's very obvious they're frighteningly obsessed with each other. It makes everyone uncomfortable to be in the same room with them when they're together, and the same when one of them is on the phone with the other.
-Risotto was worried about Doppio. Always had been, since the first time he saw him with Diavolo. Risotto had already hated his boss, but knowing he was hurting Doppio made it that much more intense.
-Really, anybody who was around Doppio and cared enough to notice was worried about him, because he was very visibly not okay.
-Emporio is the son of Doppio and Pesci. Doppio survived the events at the colosseum, and after recovering, he ran away to the U.S.. He had briefly been in a secretive relationship with Pesci shortly before Pesci was killed by Buccellati's group. Doppio was arrested and confined in the Green Dolphin Street prison due to a misunderstanding that could not be cleared up due to his lack of identification, and how he couldn't connect to anyone from Passione at the time due to their massive personnel change after Diavolo's defeat. Doppio gave birth to Emporio in the prison, and used King Crimson to help hide him for years. Eventually, because of his Stand, Doppio was approached by Pucci. Feeling threatened by him because of his history with the very manipulative and abusive Diavolo, Doppio lashed out at Pucci to protect himself and Emporio. All Doppio was able to succeed in was protecting Emporio, but he himself perished.
#trenchcanons.........#doppio vinegar#headcanon#golden wind#vento aureo#stone ocean#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba
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THEIR REACTIONS WHEN YOU'RE SICK
you went out in the freezing cold without a coat, even though they told you to put it on
genshin impact + jjba
he would laugh at you saying, “i told you so didnt i?”. he would tease you to no end. saying how cute you look wrapped up in the blankets, how he’s your personal doctor for getting medicine for you, and even laughing at your embarrassed face when he feeds you. he does enjoy taking care of you though, it’s one of the rare times he can tease you all day with an excuse. if you happen to need something he’s already on the way to grab it . “it’s a prince’s job to get whatever his dear princess desires” he’d say. even though you’re in a miserable state he always finds a way to brighten up the mood.
heizou, kaeya, childe, joseph joestar, ceaser, polnareff, okuyasu, mista, narancia, gyro
“oh dear…” he sighs knowing he shouldn’t be surprised. after all he couldn’t be mad at you, all you wanted to do was enjoy the rain. he chuckles to himself when you blush as he puts the spoon towards your lips. “come on my love, you know this is good for you.” the medicine is very herbal, he tells you how natural medicine has more benefits and blah blah. he gives a satisfying hum as you swallow it (pause), knowing you’ll be better soon. he still does everything as usual, going to work, making breakfast, and cleaning the house. he gets everything ready and prepared for you before he leaves to run errands. although he loves you there’s no kisses until you’ve recovered, he wouldn’t want to get sick as well.
zhongli, ayato, albedo, baizhu, tighnari, kazuha, avdol, kakyoin, kira yoshikage, giorno, bruno bucciarati, pucci, johnny
“hmm….” he acts like he doesn’t care even though he does. he buys anything you need and just hands it to you, saying “you can do it by yourself.” once he realizes you are too sick to do it he quickly takes things in his own hands. while taking care of you he keeps a straight face but is screaming on the inside. it was a perfect chance to enjoy being near you without making it obvious. he doesn’t mind taking care of you though. wait. he…is…taking care of you? and the way he is so close to his love makes him melt. his cheeks flush a crimson red, when you notice this and mention it he’ll just brush it off. “i must be getting sick because of you.” at the end of the day he’ll give you a kiss on the forehead, “you should listen to me next time” he hopes you don’t so this can happen again.
diluc, xiao, scaramouche, kars, jotaro, rohan, abbacchio, diavolo
he’s very sweet, always making sure if you’re okay. he will use words of encouragement, “i’m sorry you’re sick dear, but i promise it will be over soon!” he says as he smiles at you. he’s such a sweetheart, bringing everything you need in an instant. his bright personality makes you forget that you’re even sick sometimes. he kisses you and hugs you as usual even though you warned him you don’t want the sickness to get to him. “i don’t mind if i get sick as long as i get to kiss you!” he also insists he does everything for you. it’s like you don’t move an inch, not even if you need to eat something, he prefers if you let him feed it to you. he wants you to rest the best you can and get better as quick as possible! he loves you a lot and will always find a way to put a smile on your face.
venti, itto, jonathan, speedwagon, josuke, doppio
#heizou x reader#kaeya x reader#childe x reader#venti x reader#joseph joestar x reader#ceaser zeppeli#polnareff x reader#okuyasu x reader#mista x reader#narancia x reader#gyro x reader#zhongli x reader#ayato x reader#albedo#kira yoshikage x reader#giorno x reader#pucci enrico x reader#diluc x reader#xiao x reader#jotaro x reader#scaramouche x reader#rohan x reader#venti x you#jonathan joestar x reader#speedwagon x reader#josuke x reader#kars x reader#genshin impact x reader#jjba x reader#jjba headcanons
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hey berry, it’s sami, i know i haven’t been on tumblr in a long time, but today i was having a horrible day during work, is it okay to have a comfort love note from any of my f/o(s)? i miss them a lot, i always think of them when i’m in my bad days, i wanna hug them ;-; ❤️
-sami 🥀
Sami,
Hi my princess. I hope you've been doing well. I know we've both been a bit busier these days, but I'm always thinking of you. It doesn't matter how long we've been apart, you're constantly in my heart and in my thoughts. I hope we'll have more time to spend together soon... I just want to hold you close and make you forget about all of your worries. I love you so much, Sami. That hasn't changed at all. I hope your days get better.
Love always,
Doppio
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15, 16, 17, 21!
I did 15. and 16. in the last one, but honourable mentions to Paper Boats for opening line (I do love a bit of Mean Repetition) and also ending, and to (As Much As Someone Like Me Could Love Anyone) for similar reasons : )
17. Share your favorite piece of dialogue
He could hear the crackle of the sigh down the line. “Doppio, you should come in tomorrow.”
“Really, I’m fine! Can’t a guy get a little wasted without people freaking out?”
“You can’t drink. Come see me tomorrow, it won’t take long-”
“I’ve got stuff to do tomorrow. I’ll call you when I’m free, okay?”
“I’ll come to you.”
“I’ll be out.”
“I didn’t give a time.”
Doppio’s grin widened, cutting into his face. “I’ll be out at whatever time you come looking for me.”
“You know what will happen if you won’t see me.”
“I’m telling you, you’re all blowing this way out of proportion.”
“I could make it an order.”
“Well, that’d be a shame. I don’t like disobeying orders.”
“For god’s… Why are you always so stubborn, Bucciara-”
The silence hit like a truck. Doppio could feel it, as if it were leaking out of the receiver and into the quiet, lonely room.
It wasn’t the first slip, not by a long way. The rest of the gang, the neighbours whenever he was ordered to visit Trish, even random passersby around Naples would flag him up under a name that wasn’t his from time to time.
The right thing to do would be to do what he always did. Ignore it and carry on as if he hadn’t heard it. Try to forget.
The wrong thing to do was this: “Sorry, sounds like you called the wrong number. There’s nobody with that name here.”
“I… I’m sorry, I misspoke. We were talking about-”
“Oh, you sound kinda disappointed, huh?” Doppio sat up, pressing the phone to his cheek, leaning forward. “Not exactly what you were hoping for, is it? Just little old me in here. Nobody else.”
“I’m not going to discuss-”
“Well, it seems like we’ve got something in common!” Doppio was practically spitting down the line, staring into the hazy darkness with his other hand clenched into a fist against the cushions. “‘Cause you’re a pretty big disappointment to me, Boss.”
No contest honestly. Still one of the most horrible things I think I have ever written in a long and successful career of writing horrible conversations <3
21. If you had to choose one, what was THE most satisfying writing moment of your year?
Probably the last "prologue" in BNGN! It was a lot of fiddly work and I was not at all sure it would work out and I am just very glad that I didn't chicken out and go with something easier (which I was tempted to at some points) and that people liked it!
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Domestic DiaDop feat. cooking?
In general, Doppio has unwavering faith in his Boss. The Boss is strong; he's smart, he's brave, he never forgets what he's doing or misremembers simple directions or gets so hopelessly lost that he has to nervously ask strangers for directions. The Boss can do anything; and Doppio always trusts him completely. There are, however, certain things Doppio... generally prefers to do himself. Not that he'd ever doubt the Boss! No way! It's just... sometimes there are things that seem like they must be awfully hard and stressful, aren't there? And Doppio loves cares so much about the Boss. So of course he'd prefer to keep that stress off the Boss's shoulders!
Cooking is one of those things. Sure, Doppio is... a bit clumsy with knives. He usually winds up with band-aids all over his fingers, and once or twice or six or seven times he's dropped a plate and shattered it into pieces. But he knows how to do the basics- to put together staples; to cook pasta, to pan-fry vegetables, to cook bacon and eggs, to follow a recipe. He's always took pride in it- being able to take care of himself. The Boss always praised him for being so capable, so self-reliant.
And eating... Well, eating and cooking both. Taking care of himself- staying fed, making sure he is full and has energy and has cared for that most basic of needs- it has always felt, to Doppio, like a way to show the Boss that he's giving his all for him. Doppio may not be very brave, and he may have a horrible sense of direction, and he may forget things or drop things sometimes. But he can make sure he's always eaten well, and that he's always watching his health for the Boss, that the Boss never catches him hungry and weak.
Ever since they met in person, Doppio has made sure that he cooks for the both of them. The Boss is beautiful; he's tall and broad-shouldered and angular. But his hips are bony, and his stomach is a little too sunken-in for Doppio not to worry. He looks like he needs a good meal. Or two, or three.
But today, the Boss insists. "Let me cook for us, my clever, faithful Doppio. You work so hard."
Doppio is sure that it's because of the several brightly-colored bandaids stuck to his fingers. (The Hello Kitty set are from his attempts at chopping onions. The plain tan ones are from burning his fingers on the edge of a skillet. And the neon green and pink ones are from that coffee mug he shattered washing up the other day.) He protests- "I'll be fine, Boss! I'll be careful. I'll make something easy for us-"
Diavolo catches Doppio's hands in his own, carefully and gently. He brings Doppio's knuckles to his mouth and kisses them gently, leaving a smudge of plum lipstick in his wake. "Hush. You have devoted yourself to me well, my Doppio, but who would I be could I not care for my most faithful and brilliant underboss?"
Doppio chews his lip, but he relents. "Are you sure? I mean, I can-" "It's only cooking," Diavolo insists. "I, the emperor who sits at the top of fortune's throne- I can hardly be stopped by something so trivial as preparing a meal."
☎🍽😈☎🍽😈☎🍽😈☎🍽😈☎🍽😈☎🍽😈☎🍽😈☎🍽😈☎🍽😈☎🍽😈
In hindsight, Doppio probably should have protested harder. He fidgets in place at the small table where he and the Boss take their meals, poking at his plate with a fork.
The Boss fidgets across from him. His normally still composure is interrupted by the way he twists at the edge of his napkin, looking down at his plate, unwilling to look up into Doppio's eyes. "I have heard," he begins, voice wavering. "That undercooking poultry or eggs can lead to serious risk of disease."
"Well, that's true!" Doppio replies brightly. That's very considerate of him. "Although, um." He pokes again at the lovingly prepared meal in front of him, which is a color somewhere between charcoal and vantablack. "I don't think you undercooked it! So that's good!"
Diavolo continues adamantly looking down, eyes fixed firmly on his plate. "I perhaps was unsure about the precise... timing, of cooking meat."
Doppio glances up once more, smile broad. "I think next time can go a liiiiiittle shorter of a time, yeah."
Diavolo clears his throat. "Right." He finally glances up at Doppio. "I may have, ah, an important mission for you, my most precious Doppio."
Doppio smiles wider. "You don't have to say a thing, Boss. I'll teach you." He spears a piece of chicken with a substantial bit of force and shoves it in his mouth, and his expression is even neutral as he swallows the dry and ashy bite. "And hey! Waste not, want not!"
#i apparently heard 'domestic' and blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of Diavolo Is A Terrible Fucking Cook#diadop#bosudopi#my fic#mini fic#drabbles#jjba#jojo's bizzare adventure vento aureo#vinegar doppio#diavolo#diavolo x doppio#headcanons
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Taste of Vinegar | Doppio x Reader
You’re on Team Bucci and Have a run in with Doppio
Doesn’t end sweet for you, you poor, silly baby.
Am I corny for the title? His name is Doppio Vinegar, so...lol.
( ๑´•ω•)//(´◡`)
Word count: 1806
(Cutie Patootie Gif of sweet Doppio)
Taste Of Vinegar
" Just hold on," You murmur with focus as you heal the young man that lays before you, gently smiling down at him as he stirred, slowly being woken as you tend to him.
“Just a little more,” you added in a low breath as you’d already patched up the worst of it, grateful that you could help him in time.
That nasty stand user that traveled underground had really hurt the young man before Bruno had been able to get to him.
The two continued to fight as you moved aside, quick to help the young man that had, had the misfortune of being in the wrong place at the wrong time, becoming a poor casualty.
“- Luck’s on your side,” you commented kindly, the warm glow that emitted from your hands the simplest ability of your stand, providing those you helped with just a tad bit more comfort than Giorno’s could.
Even if he could create an entire limb it wasn’t without discomfort, so your easing ability usually made you the more preferred choice when it came to the healing.
‘This guy...’ you start to say to yourself, not knowing exactly what to think.
You’d caught up with Bucciarati right after the young man had been put down, not catching anything that occurred in before you arrived.
You felt quite strange around him. You couldn’t pinpoint what it was, but there was something about his features that made you giggly bashfully, feeling something rather odd you hadn’t before.
Was it his hair?
It was such a lovely color, a playful, lively pink that reminded you of bubblegum, and you wondered if the locks were as soft as they seemed, the locks luring you in even whilst tousled in a light disarray.
Curiosity got the best of you and your hand tenderly brushed aside the long bangs that had covered the right portion of his face, letting you get a clearer view of his eyes as they fluttered open.
They slowly adjusted to your sight and stared back at you in a daze before they widened, realization falling upon him.
Was it those large eyes? They certainly held something sweet, maybe not like honey, but perhaps dear caramel instead.
- And you didn’t mind because you always did have a fondness for the flavor.
Could it be his voice?
It was so adorable even while carrying a soft quiver to it as he tried to speak with you,
"H-hold on!" He says his cheeks blazing as you continued to hold him.
The soft tan of his face which was peppered with small specks of freckles filled with a soft color that was similar to that of his hair before it darkened down into a deep coral that was just as enticing.
"Doppio!" Diavolo suddenly scolded, notably displeased for his most trusted's behavior, the foolish act one that put them at risk.
There was no feigning the swarm of excitement that filled their shared body, nor the scalding burn that tickled down to his stomach as he continued to be fawned over by the careless woman that touched him so freely.
- She was the enemy, how could Doppio forget?
How could he simply overlook that?
She was with Bucciarati, and a part of those wretched traitors that threatened his reign.
.
“This is no time Doppio!” he then added with anxious fury.
"Doppio!" Diavolo said again, and for once his voice was ignored as the young man eyed you, his attention on you like a mass of bees to the sweetness of honey.
Doppio, in his softly glowing state is flustered at your attention, not knowing how to really behave, not knowing anything about the sudden warmth you filled him with.
He'd never met someone so pretty, nor so truly kind.
It’s not to say that he’s never seen a lovely woman before, because he had. However, he’d never felt one in his heart.
You ;
Someone so pretty. Someone so kind....you were the enemy?
he'd never had anyone be so tender with him, and for a moment his defenses lacked.
His every heightened sense that would have him cautious was deterred and eventually he was lulled back into calm, no longer fidgeting to get away.
Your touch was so sweet he'd almost forgotten how to breathe, and it made him choke on air, something you softly chuckled at as you picked his head up from your lap, along the process helping him sit up properly.
One of your hands then encouragingly patted his back as you continued to care for him while he had a little fit.
"Are you alright?" you said with concern weaved in your tone, and he had to take a pause to gather himself properly.
He swallowed down thickly as he nodded his head.
Having no words he then hummed softly.
He then lightly bowed his head, flustered, still focused on you and that fierce thudding you made his heart perform, all while Diavolo seethed.
.HIs very soul festered with venomous spite.
.
Feeling pleased at his recovery, you were then planning to leave him, soon rejoining your group. for a moment you contemplated asking him his name, but you took a step back from that, choosing to not bother.
-What would such a sweet guy be doing with someone of your profession, of your abilities anyway?
You convinced yourself that it was simply better to leave him be, but something held you back, yet another thing you couldn’t explain.
You turned from him, so close to leaving, so close to drawing back when you heard him speak, his voice holding worry.
" The boss…" Doppio then started, slowly coming out of the daze you put him in, and in the meantime one of his hands fisted, the exposed part of his palm pressing right against his head as it felt as though it were splitting.
" The boss…” he said again with more spine, ” he's trying to call…" he says breathily, somewhat disoriented, and it's seconds before he's making little ringing noises.
“tururururu,” he rang, “tururururu !” the second time it escaped him being more urgent as his eyes searched for the phone that rung.
‘Not right now,’ he thinks to himself, for once wanting to deny the call. “Please...not right now!” he outwardly begged, knowing the orders he would have, feeling it in his anxious heart.
-Maybe if he pretended to not hear. Maybe if he let it ring then he wouldn’t try to reach him.
he thought that, that would be enough.
Maybe if he let it ring, the Boss would believe that Doppio letting you go was simply a slip up of his.
He wanted you to walk away.
His intentions were good, a kindness to you, but a treachery to Diavolo, who became impatient and even more spiteful.
Meanwhile, you stood stunned, and it felt as though time had slowed down, your reaction agonizingly bovine.
"The...boss?” you whisper back as your eyes grow impossibly wide, and you feel a dreaded weight anchor your heart, the same heavy feeling tugging down your gut as you stop in your tracks.
Quickly turn to face him again, and during your fast spin you watch as the lovely young man suddenly stills, the calling noises interrupted by dead silence.
His eyes then snapped back at you, and you don't see the same tenderness there.
They aren't that darling caramel color, but, rather, a vibrant green that reminds you of Trish, but that lacks her heart.
His gaze is cold, dead, and you wonder if this was the same wretched sight he’d given Leone before he took him too.
The idea fills you with anger, a burning feeling that is unbearable and your entire stand manifests behind you, but that’s all it does.
It shows itself for that split second before it slowly crumbles into what seems like a dying mist.
It feels like an instant, and as much as you’d discovered of his terrifying stand, that’s what it is.
You’re in his range, caught by surprise, and to every disadvantage you could have because he’d foreseen your plan at defense, your futile attempt to survive.
The very second you blink scarlet ribbons flow from behind your back like morbid wings that are attached to you for a moment before they decorate the cold concrete, splattered messily to display his carnage, his unforgiveness.
The impact is so powerful you lean into the arm that so venomously reaches within you and that's connected to the hand that takes your heart hostage.
Your body trembles, numb to everything, completely skipping over any pain you could feel.
the muscle still beats within his grip, it being just in shock as you are before it slowly loses its strength, the rhythm slowed into nothingness as it lays growing cold in his palm.
He then retracts his entire arm, and it forces you back into no support, leaving you in a bloody heap on the ground. Your back is pressed to the ground, and you can’t do anything but stare in lamentful silence.
For just a lasting moment his haunting green orbs fall down to the blooded muscle still in his possession, entranced by the gore,
“You’re right Doppio...she does have a lovely heart,” he muses aloud, and there is dark amusement in his tone.
‘Wretched girl,’ he thinks icily, damning you for trying to come in between, blaming you for the temptation you aroused.
You catch on quickly, as well as too late.
You’d saved Doppio, sweet Doppio who the entire time had held a dark secret..
- And the man before you, the devil that icily watched now was the boss, the man you’d planned to stop.
‘No...’ you thought with terror, with utter regret and disdain as you realized your mistake.
‘I killed them...I killed them all, ‘ you thought with horror that filled your eyes with hot tears as you think about the rest of your team.
In your last moment you gaze at the man again, and the face that looks at your heartbroken one is once again that of the seemingly innocent man of before.
He stares at you with a look you can not place, but it retains a linger of sorrow too, perhaps apology as he draws back and leaves your friends to find you in the state your kindness had rendered you.
' She’s the enemy,’ He thinks to himself, reminded.
He knows he isn’t forgiven, that even as you lay there in punishment, he’s on thin ice.
He begins to leave, but not before he looks down at you one last time, the moment lasting for what felt like an eternity to you.
“Thank you...” he manages to say, and his voice while soft, while just as sweet as before tastes too much like vinegar.
OMG Diavolo sounds like a fucking jealous girlfriend lmfao. That hadn’t been my intention, but I had to leave it in because he would go batshit over someone trying to take his trusted, bby boy from him.
#Doppio Vinegar#Diavolo/Doppio#doppio x reader#doppio x you#doppio x reader insert#doppio x y/n#diavolo makes another donut#JJBA fanfiction#jjba fanfic#JJBA#jjba doppio#JoJo's Bizarre Adventure#Jojo's#JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Golden Wind#jojo golden wind#jjba golden wind#Golden Wind#jojo's bizarre adventure vento auero#JJBA Vento Aureo#JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Vento Aureo#Vento Aureo#yandere diavolo x reader#doppio imagine#diavolo imagine
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Yandere La Unita Speciale Headcanons
Warnings: gender neutral reader, yandere behavior, physical abuse, mental abuse, claustrophobia triggers, blood, torturous experimentation, starvation, Secco being cute (in his own way), graphic depictions of biting
Doppio my beloved 😩 I’ll leave now-
Note: I didn’t write anything about Carne, just because he creeps me out- sorry ^^” I also wrote Tiziano and Squalo in a more platonic fashion towards the reader, since they are already together and I would like to keep it that way~
Ha, you thought that the creepy-ass mad surgeon and his weird pet dude who likes sugar cubes was all you needed to worry about?
Oh honey, you ain’t seen nothing yet
The rest of them were on your tail as soon as they heard word from the green-haired psychopath about how cute and “responsive” you were to his many experiments
Secco seemed to like you too, sharing sugar cubes with you and snuggling you whenever Cioccolata was done with you
But that’s surely not how all of this started, no.
Cioccolata told the tale to the Boss of how they met you
They saw you once, walking the streets of Venice and nibbling on a sugar cookie that you had gotten from a shop a few minutes before
Of course, Secco instantly fell in love (with the cookie or you, Cioccolata wasn’t sure)
They decided to take you home with them and, shall we say...
Test you out.
Ignoring your screams, Secco would hold the camera up and record while Cioccolata poked and prodded at you
He laughed whenever you screamed out in pain and fear
Secco didn’t like your crying though, and would whine at Cioccolata for more treats to calm him down
The surgeon complied for the first hour, giving him sugar cube after sugar cube
Soon enough, Cioccolata was too distracted with his pure delight of seeing you in pain to notice Secco was even there
Lemme tell you, Secco did not like that one bit.
When the madman was finally done with you for the night, he wiped off his hands and left you alone
However, Secco stayed
Shaking with anger and jealousy, he stalked over to where you were, leaning down close to you
You shook, whimpering and sore from the previous events
How could Secco possibly be worse than him?
You took that back when Secco swiftly leaned down and bit into your shoulder, hard.
He sat there, holding you still and grinding his teeth into your flesh as you screamed
You were almost louder than when Cioccolata had his fun with you
He giggled manically and detached himself, coming up to stare you in the face
He smiled, blood coating his teeth and dribbling down his chin
You only cried louder, overwhelmed and scared
Secco licked at the blood left on his face and he slowly realized that you tasted...
Sweet.
This is what prompted Secco’s cuddly nature, Cioccolata enjoying seeing him being lovey dovey with another
The story Cioccolata told intrigued the others in the gang, prompting them to ask where you were and if they could see you
Cioccolata agreed
This is what started your own personal Hell on Earth
Congratulations.
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Diavolo won’t reveal himself until you get acquainted with the others, so the first few days of this would really only be spending time with the more lower-rank of Unita Speciale
Squalo and Tiziano find you interesting, doting on you as if you were a child
They’d sit down with you and talk, although half of the time if seemed as if they were about to make out right in front of you
You were always very confused about how their relationship worked
Are they together??? Or not???
You didn’t wanna ask
You felt slightly more safe with them, since they seemed mostly harmless unless you piss them off
THEN you have a problem
When it’s their turn to take care of you and you did something to tick them off
They’ll ignore you, touching and doting on each other instead
Which doesn’t seem too bad at first
Until you realize that they’ll ��forget” to feed you
They’ll ignore your grumbling belly in the quietness of the room, you just sitting there and silently begging for one of the others to come home and realize that you’re starving
Depending on how long the two need to take care of you, this tactic of ignoring you could go on for days
Only when you’re crying and begging on your knees for them to forgive you would they finally give you something to eat
They’d pet your head and shush your sniffling as you bit into whatever they gave you
It’s almost as if they see you as their child with how they treat you
You should be grateful that they don’t hurt you like Cioccolata does
He’ll ease up on his experiments when you get settled into the routine
(As well as the fact that Squalo and Tiziano complain that you don’t look as good bruised up)
You like to think that Secco had something to do with Cio’s newfound mercy over you
Secco enjoys bothering you
He likes to poke at you for head scratches and kissies, the latter being something he’d never asked for from Cioccolata
The surgeon’s pet knows you’re a softer kind of love, different from his master
One thing that I think he would enjoy is putting a sugar cube between his teeth and make you take it out with your mouth
You better enjoy it too.
Do you want to get bit again?
I didn’t think so.
Just go with it and then you can crawl into Doppio’s bed when he gets back~
Doppio is honestly the softest of them all
He is baby-
He’ll let you sleep in his bed, he’ll show you Mr. Froggy
He even used your hairbrush when the Boss called him
While you were actively brushing your hair
That definitely did not go over well when he finally hung up and gave it back
He has the most gentle kisses ever, istg-
That definitely helps after you come crying to him after an unusually pain-filled day with Cioccolata
You have obviously misbehaved, but he was always patient with you
The first time he had to punish you though-
Oh boy,,
That wasn’t just painful for you
Doppio didn’t want to hurt you, but you had tried to jump out of a window that Squalo had accidentally left open
Why would you try to do that?
Doppio was sitting right there, petting your head and giving you gentle kisses
And all you give him in return is showing that you’re still not behaving?
Diavolo whispers in Doppio’s ear
He tells him that you need to be punished
Right now.
Doppio doesn’t want to, but he can’t refuse the Boss.
He drags you over to a small closet
He struggled with it a bit because you were kicking and screaming the entire time
“They’re just being fussy, my sweet Doppio~ They’ll learn after you do this.” Diavolo whispered sweetly
The pink-haired man shoved you into the closet, shedding silent tears
He doesn’t like seeing you this upset
You scream and bang on the door as a sobbing Doppio stands against it to keep you in
Soon enough, you stop
Only soft whimpering inside the closet could be heard
Diavolo finally decides it’s time to reveal himself to you
Almost as if it is a reward to see him
After a few hours of letting you stew on what you’ve done, the door opens and the light blinds you
You instantly run out and hug the person you see in the doorway, expecting it to be Doppio with his arms out, ready to hold you
But who you hugged was different, taller and more muscular
You tried to back up but the figure held one hand on your hip and the other on the small of your back, resting his chin on your head
When your eyes finally adjusted, long pink hair dangled in front of your eyes
Whew!~ Sorry this was so long! I enjoyed writing it though! Thanks for reading!~ <3
Be ready for La Squadra next ;3
#unita speciale#jjba part 5#yandere imagines#yandere jojo's bizarre adventure#yandereunitaspeciale#yandere#anime#yandere doppio#yandere diavolo#yanderesecco#yanderecioccolata#platonic yandere#yandere x y/n#yandere headcanons#tiziano jojo#squalo and tiziano#yanderejjbapart5#yandere jjba#golden wind#vento aureo#x reader#fanfic#jojo no kimyō na bōken#jojo no kimyou na bouken#reverse harem#yanderereverseharem
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Is it just me or are you a big Ghiaccio simp?📸🧐🧐 Hmmm?? 👀👀 (I'm too btw)
How dare you say something so controversial and yet so true?!
I don't know what you're talking about anon, just like Melone, I don't play favourites.
Illuso:" E allora facciamo che mi spieghi perché Ghiaccio è quello che ha sempre più battute in tutto quello che scrivi."
(Care to explain to us why Ghiaccio always has the highest number of lines in everything you write?)
Melone:"Boia deh bimba, un po' dahe de grullo a me. Ghiaccio ti garba"
(Girl, who do you think you're fooling? You have a soft spot for him.)
"STATE DICENDO DELLE GRAN CIOZZE!! VI BUSSO SE NON LA PIANTATE-"
(YOU'RE LYING!!LIES, LIES AND LIES! SHUT UP OR ELSE-)
Formaggio:"Aò! io c'ho na crifra de battute. Vor dire che t'arisurto?Te attizzo, Bolognina?!"
(Hey! I have a lot of lines, This means you like me? Do I excite you, Bolognina?)
"NO. Sono solo più informata sul tuo dialetto.Non avete idea di quanto sia difficile sto lavoro. E BRISA CHIAMARMI BOLOGNINA."
(NO YOU DON'T. I'm just more informed about your dialect. This job is really hard...AND STOP CALLING ME BOLOGNINA.)
Formaggio:"Mi perdoni...Principessa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...E chi te lo fa fà?"
(Oh Excuse me, Princess..HAHAHAHAHAHA....And who's forcing you to do it?)
"Formi. Io vengo pagata dal boss per fare rapporto sulle vostre vicende."
(Formi, that's my job. The boss is asking me to do it. My reports are not free.)
Pesci:" Agg' capit, uagliona. Più scenni, più c'hai difficoltà."
(I got it girl, it's harder to write down the dialects they speak far from your own region.)
"Tombola. È molto difficile trascrivere sia il Siciliano che il Napoletano"
(Bingo. It's really hard. Especially with Neapolitan and Sicilian.)
Risotto:" Eccu picchè jò non dicu mai na minchia. Maravigghia."
(That's why I talk less? Good.)
Prosciutto:"Picciriddazza, toglimi una curiosità. Quanto ti paga u boss per scrivere sti strunzati?."
(You got my attention but now you have my curiousity, picciriddazza. How much does the boss pay you for your 'services'?)
Illuso:"Sì esatto. Dicci quanto fatturi."
( I'm curious too. How much are you making?)
"Troppo poco. Prendo circa 40.000.000 lire."
(Not enough. My average wage is 40.000.000 lires.)
Illuso:"Lordi e in nero?"
(No taxes, all fraud?)
"Lordi e in nero."
(No taxes, all fraud.)
Formi:"All'anno?"
(In a year?)
"Al mese."
(In a month.)
Ghiaccio:" COME AL MESE, DIO SCHIFOSO CÀN?!"
(FUCKING WHAT?! WHAT YA MEAN 'IN A MONTH?!')
Prosciutto:" Bedda Matriii...per scrivere due minchiate?!'
( You getting all the money for writing a fucking report?!)
Pesci:" Uahh..."
(Wow...)
Risotto:" Immaginavo. Da comu ti visti."
( I already knew.Just by looking at your clothes.)
Formaggio:"NUN CE CREDO. Stai a dì na calla."
(I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. You're lying.)
Ghiaccio:" DIOPORCO PERCHÉ LA TOSA GUADAGNA PIÙ DI NOI?!"
(WHY THE FUCK IS SHE MAKING MORE MONEY THAN US?!)
"Perché siete così sorpresi?.Risotto ha detto bene.Bastava osservarmi. Addosso ho un abito chanel, guanti e pochette sono di Gucci. La coroncina che porto è di Tiffany. Le mie scarpe sono di Prada. Il foulard è Balenciaga..."
(Why are you so surprised? Risotto is right by the way. Just look at me. My dress's Chanel. My gloves and pochette are Gucci. My tiara's from Tiffany. The shoes are Prada. The Foulard is from Balenciaga..."
Melone:"...Oggi c'hai pure ir profumo di Gucci chi me lo fa venì barzotto...Deh. Si faccio un po' de conti, risurtano circa 480.000.000 lire all'anno."
(...Don't you forget your Gucci fragrance, I can get hard just by smelling it on your skin. What was I saying?Right. If we do the math, you're currently earning 480.000.000 lires per year.)
"Sorvolerò sul fatto che tu sappia che profumo indosso e ti dirò che i tuoi conti sono esatti."
(I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear you talking about my perfume. Your calculations are right.)
Ghiaccio:"Dio poselàxo càn, maledetto il doppio dio, madonna quadrata diocane ignorante, dio turbo mongoplettico lebbroso schifoso del Gesù Alpino e canaglia, Padre Pio losco e..."
Melone:" Gliè partito...Maremma Troiah prestame du lilleri pe' la benzina!"
(And now he'll be cussing for an hour...Maremma Troiah! Can I borrow some cash? I need to get gas for my bike)
Formaggio:" Aò principessa! Du spicci per il caffè ar tu amichetto der core Formi?!"
(Aò princess! Care to buy a coffe to your best friend Formi?!)
"STATEMI LONTANI SANGUISUGHE. NIENTE BAJOCCHI PER VOI."
(STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU PERVERTED LEECHES. I WON'T A GIVE A DAMN CENT.)
-La Principessa della Squadra
#la squadra#la squadra esecuzioni#ghiaccio#melone#risotto nero#prosciutto#formaggio#illuso#pesci#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo#vento aureo#jjba#no taxes all fraud is the new all tea no shade#la principessa della squadra#funny skits#italian culture
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I finally thought of my request!! Hopefully 3 characters aren't much of a count !! :"D how about headcanons for Diavolo, Risotto, and Prosciutto with a femme fatale reader? (She/her please ywy. Also she's not entirely their s/o or a part of la squadra!! She's just this mysterious mafia member no one's heard of. I'd like to see how they'd fall for her charms.) (U can look it up if you aren't familiar with the term :^) hopefully this won't be nsfw. If it is feel free to ignore this ask!!)
Thank you again :^}c
Yes, I was looking forward to your request ! I am a bit familiar with the theme, I think I get what you mean and the overall aesthetic of femme fatale, there's a lot about the subject and it can no doubt be sfw ! Notes in the tags 💗
Risotto, Prosciutto and Diavolo falling for femme fatale reader
Warnings : a bit of stalking and creepiness for Diavolo's part, but you know, typical Diavolo behavior...🙄
Femme fatale, definition : « an attractive and seductive woman, especially one who is likely to cause distress or disaster to a man who becomes involved with her.»
Risotto
No need to say, Risotto has noticed you. After all, he's a very observant man, and a very good Capo as well, so it's only normal he's aware of his surroundings and the environment in which his team works.
However, as he doesn't know anything about you, he thinks that it's only a matter of time before he has to introduce himself to you and try to assess if you're an enemy to his team or not. He's fairly comfortable with the idea of going up to you and engage in a conversation, but is reluctant to use his invisibility powers to spy on you, as you could be an ally.
Risotto isn't one to be easily attracted to people, but he has to admit that your extremely elegant and sharp looks is something he doesn't see quite often. He's really quick to guess that this is also a way for you to assert dominance in whatever mission or deal you may have to complete; you're in the mafia, after all.
He comes up to you on an ordinary day while you are out in the park, profiting from the shiny sun of the early afternoon. Risotto stays very diplomatic, sitting accross from you on the bench, introducing himself very clearly. "Should my team be involved in any business with you, and/or your teammates if you have any on your side, I sincerely hope it will be from an ally perspective." It could sound like a threat, except that the man is lightly smiling at you, meaning that he truly looks forward to seeing you again, and that if your businesses were to mingle, he hopes it wouldn't end up in you being his enemy. After discussing with you for a moment, he realizes that you're quite appreciable.
If you, on your side, make him know that you're willing to help him get some missions done - you're quite powerful, after all -, he could be interested in the offer. If it means his team can make more money, and gain an ally, why not ?
Your newly born 'work-mates' relationship is something that Risotto really appreciates, and not only that, but he also has a deep respect for the way you accomplish your work. It will maybe take a time before he finally decides to ask you out - on the account that you've already made him know that you're interested -, but it'll get there. Even Risotto cannot resist your charm.
Prosciutto
It's been a quite a time since Prosciutto noticed you in the streets of Napoli. Whether he was out in the evening, eating in a restaurant, or taking a stroll after his mission while smoking, it was difficult not noticing you.
You had an outstanding attitude, a proud look on your face, along with a very nice shade of lip color that looked like dark cherry. Prosciutto knew, someway, that you were part of the mafia as well, but he'd never heard about you in his team's reports, nor in the discussions he oftened like to partake in with a few other gangsters outside of La Squadra. No, he didn't know who was that mysterious, charming woman he'd seen several times before, but he was sure annoyed by that.
Prosciutto likes to assess people's personalities by looking at them first and foremost. Hence, that is with no surprise that both of your gazes come to meet each other a few times during the week. Except, Prosciutto holds himself to that. No more. He knows he shouldn't get involved in any other thing than work with another mafia member, as he's part of a team that has its own interests. So, no place for romance...
That is until one evening, you both end up in the same bar, sat next to each other due to nothing else than pure fate. So now that you're both here, why not seize the day ? Prosciutto thinks.
After having assessed your willingness to get involved in a talk, he'll engage in a conversation. "I've seen you around for quite some time now. What does a person like you does while wandering the streets of Napoli on her own?" It's up to you to answer him, but Prosciutto lives for quite mysterious auras like yours. He will not hesitate to make you know that he's interested.
Your bold and confident personality surprise him, in a very good way, and he doesn't refuse the drink that you offer him. Witnessing your seductive and charming manners, he can't help but to look at you, admiring how you present yourself.
If you two decide to follow-up on that encounter and to see each other more often, he's surely not against that. As the gentleman he is, one day will come when he'll be happy to invite you to eat in a nice, classy restaurant.
Diavolo
Well, it's a tricky situation, because first of all, in no way Diavolo would allow himself to let any person stay in La Passione if he feels like they are in for power and have too much ambition. Although he doesn't recruit members -as it's the job of a Capo,not a Boss-, he likes to do his own research on who is in the gang. He needs to know who could become a potential threat to him, after all.
After having spied on you from afar and collected some information on you as he does for everyone in the gang, he's a bit relieved. But for heaven's sake, he's Diavolo, so let's not forget that he still doesn't trust you, let alone anyone really.
The fact that you often encounter this pink-haired man at your local bakery is no coincidence. After a while, he'll come up to you to ask about the kind of bakery he should consider buying, because you seem like a regular here. The way you carry yourself is something that intrigues him more than anything, and maybe so much to the point of him being willing to consider letting you in in his life, - a very small part of his life at least.
Diavolo will not introduce himself. Even his outfit, for anonymity purposes, will be as discrete as possible, a dark costume and an ordinary hat. However, it will really be him, and not Doppio, unless he comes here a few times to look at you from afar. Diavolo will do everything in his power not to be noticed, or at least to be considered like nothing more than a civil; but he will allow you to ask him some questions as most people that come to you are usually from La Passione.
If you're risky enough to flirt with him, he'll maybe consider taking you out on a date. But you've got to be aware, that if you get to see his face, you'll no longer be ever alone in the streets of Napoli, and always looked over - if things turn to good, or to bad.
You two really make a classy and powerful pair. Your daring and smart looks is the spice to his overly secretive life. Watching you reapply your signature lipstick to readjust your femme fatale look makes him think that maybe, maybe, he could trust you enough to let you in the Unità Speciale and know that you will do a wonderful job.
#this reminds me of a prompt I like to daydream about actually!#i often like to imagine reader not being the s/o of a character and to develop from that#and for example reader is part of bucci gang and when going to a bar to get some mission papers or whatever she sees some members of LS#without necessarily interacting with them but one of them notices her and is intrigued#and later they have the opportunities to complete missions together as the 2 teams unite or something#jjba headcanons#jjba x reader#jojo x reader#risotto x reader#prosciutto x reader#la squadra#la squadra x reader#la squadra esecuzioni#diavolo x reader#jjba part 5#vento aureo
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Hello wanted to say i loooove your writing and also humbly request the bruno gang + diavolo/doppio going to a fancy event, if it is much maybe just buno doppio/diavolo?
ahh thank you anon! and oh gosh... the chaos of the thing
bucci gang + diavolo/doppio going to a fancy event
Overall, Bruno wouldn’t mind them. He strikes me as the type who likes to meet new people and develop connections with them, and going to a fancy event offers him the opportunity to do just that. He would take his time getting ready, smoothing out creases and fixing his hair in order to put his best foot forward. Once at the event, he would sit and eat with the group for a while before wandering, or being dragged, off to chat with higher ups or civilians. When he’s had his fill, he brings everybody home and deflates a bit before going to bed - even capos require a little recharge every once in a while.
Giorno is another one who views fancy events as an opportunity to network and meet new people. He spends some time with Mista and Narancia as he perfects his usual three hair rolls, and lets his hair loose from its braid for once. Mista had mentioned it looked regal, and Giorno found himself pleased with the idea. At the event - and in his life in general to be honest - he has this air about him that people often gravitate towards, and I feel like he’d use that to his advantage to sway opinions and charm people. Once his socializing is done, he’ll return to the table to chat with the others, allowing himself some time to put his duties aside and just be himself with his companions.
Abbacchio would not be fond of going to fancy events. He’s much more comfortable around the gang and in other small groups, so these busy, unfamiliar places with people he’s never met don’t really do much for him. If he has to go, though, he goes through the motions of getting ready, and, once at the venue, would simply tuck himself away at whatever table they were assigned and enjoy the expensive wine and good food. And no, before you ask, he’s not going to dance (even if he does know how to waltz).
If you need Mista before the event, he’ll be in the bathroom fixing his curls for hours, fretting over each and every one to make sure they sit just right. He doesn’t let them out from under his hat often, so he needs to make it count. Beyond that, Mista would love going to fancy events for the food, wine, and to screw around with Narancia (and perhaps flirt with a cutie or two if the mood strikes). The pair developed a game they call “How many does it take?” in which they count how many stupid comments it takes for either Abbacchio or Fugo (sometimes both) to get annoyed or angry with them. One time, they reached about five before Fugo started yelling, much to Bruno’s dismay.
Narancia wouldn’t love the idea of having to dress up and keep up appearances at fancy events, but he’ll do so for Bruno and Giorno’s sake. He likes hanging out with Mista and Giorno while they do their hair before the event, but he likes bugging Abbacchio and Fugo at the event even more so. It keeps him entertained during an otherwise absolute bore of a night. He’s counting down the hours before he can loosen his tie and listen to his own music and not this “fancy orchestra crap.”
Fugo, much like Abbacchio, would not be fond of them at all. I feel like the stuffy and condescending nature of some of the other guests would remind him of both his upbringing and his time at university, so he always goes with a bad taste in his mouth. He does eventually forget about those lingering feelings and ultimately enjoys sitting at the table with the others. He’s had moments where he’s yelled at Narancia and Mista for their little game, but usually, a glass of wine with Abbacchio and Bruno will calm him down again.
Diavolo/Doppio would be a mixed bag. Diavolo wouldn’t be caught dead at one, seeing as it puts him at too much of a risk at being found out or any of his other secrets being revealed. He avoids them as much as possible and typically sends an underling to attend in his stead - he still needs to keep up appearances after all. Doppio, on the other hand, would go and have some fun. He’s a little odd and sometimes quick to anger, but he enjoys listening to music and indulging in a glass of wine or two, though he’s spilled it on himself answering the Boss’ calls more times than he can count.
#moonbeam answers#i hope headcanons are okay!#i hope you enjoy!!#bucci gang x reader#bucci gang imagine#bruno bucciarati x reader#leone abbacchio x reader#giorno giovanna x reader#narancia ghirga x reader#guido mista x reader#pannacotta fugo x reader#diavolo x reader#doppio x reader#jjba x reader#jjba imagine
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