#I also made myself laugh

[seedofjoseph]

You know what? Fuck it! The Judge loves Ethan Seed like their own son!

They love him because he was a child when they met, a child who they prayed would only know the safety and innocence of the paradise that the Father had promised. They love him because he is his child, his blood, and they've started mourning John and Jacob since the end of the world.

Ethan is distrustful of the Judge because he suspects his father of being distrustful of him, his own son. But, despite his stunted emotional growth, he does recognize the feeling of attachment he has towards them. He envies them and admires them, because they are his father's shadow.

Ethan has also seen their face, and hasn't been able to look at them the same since. They are human underneath that mask, and they also seek out the Father's forehead kisses.

If it weren't for Joseph, his son and his Judge would teach each other how to heal.

[and-corn]

shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this

[lautums]

I A HOMO. 2 REÁL IS 2 REÁL !

[theotherbuckley]

incorrect tweets pt 34/?

[smile-files]

do you trust her

[spacepunksupreme]

this is what this movie was about to me

[bobmckenzie]

women selfshippers who aren't stereotypically feminine, whether in physical features or personality or anything, your f/o loves you just the way you are 💚 you are their ideal woman ! :)

[raggedy-spaceman]

The Bentley actually loves both her parents equally, Aziraphale and [looks at smudged writing on a tire] Carley

[ghastigiggles]

please spare some tickle headcannons for Sebastian I beg of you 🥺 hes a snarky ass fish that needs to get his shit wrecked

stupid fucking fish that i hate

lee

if you think you're getting within wrecking distance without a considerable amount of trust buildup you've got another thing coming

even then you're on Thin Fucking Ice and pushing your luck is inadvisable. but if you fall into that very minute miniscule percentile...

This fish is stupidly ticklish.

A lot of places he didn't even think could be ticklish actually are (his esca, for example) and he hates it, actually! thanks!

very prone to violence. cannot control his tail at all and is very quick to try and grab anyone who tries shit.

doesn't laugh right away. grits his teeth and tries to pass off the smile as a snarl. he's gonna hold that shit in as long as he feasibly fucking can...

when he eventually does break, his laugh is actually quite bright and a little wheezy.

"If yohohou - ghh, hah, if you dohon't - motherfuHUHUCKER -!"

good stamina but no patience. you have one chance to stop when he says he's serious or you're sooooo totally fucked. sorry.

ler

you fucked up.

you fucked up so bad oh my god you're so FUCKING DEAD BRO!!!!!

see the problem is he has three hands AND a snake body AND he's bigger than you. so uh. moving is gonna be a thing of the past for now.

oh no the claws. haha. uh oh!

he's an older brother and still has that stupid uncanny ability to just hone in on bad spots despite all this time away

won't stop making snide. snarky comments and teases the whole time

slow and meticulous. he has time to kill. and expendables, apparently.

"wait - you actually like this? pff- hah, well that explains a couple things! in that case, i'm sure you can last a little longer than this, can't you? no? hmm, let's find out."

evil.

[royalarchivist]

Tommy: Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. I believe that every man, woman, and child is INNOCENT!

Niki: Yo Chat! CHAT! WE HAVE RIGHTS!!! WE MADE IT! We made - we f**king made it. Women’s Rights, let’s f**king go, lets f**king go! We made it. We made it! That’s amazing, thank you so much Tommy Innit. [...]

I was the only woman in this recording. And all they did was talk about their fore.skin *tries not to laugh*. I just wanna let that sink in for a second. This is why I am the w- the victim. This is why I am the victim. This right here. [...]

*reading chat* “Guess you didn’t get women’s rights after all” *laughs then puts her face in her hands* Oh my god Chat. *laughs*

[modmad]

okay so WOW I asked people for suggestions for what my fursona might be (because I have never had one... bc I am cursed with 'turns sona into OC' syndrome) and I got So Many Replies that I actually can't even compile them all SO. I selected the ones I vibe the most with, and now you help me pick which one to draw!

also if you want a combo (e.g. a different animal listed in Beatrix Potter style/muppet form of animal) please let me know in the tags or replies I will take that into account

[jorvikzelda]

it’s them… The Sillies

(”what are the lore implications of there being bandaids in hallownest” i dunno. ghost put it there)

[cementcornfield]

I don't plan on leaving Joe so, I mean, all that's gonna take care of itself.

A Compilation of Ja'Marr Not Wanting to Play with Other Quarterbacks

[thecoyotescry]

Folio! Folio! Folio!

(he would so do this and you can’t tell me anything different, he’s so unseriously serious and I’m SCREAMING at how endearing he would be about it 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫)

[noctilu-uca]

CAN I SEE THE SLIDE PRESENTATION

yeah sure keep in mind this was made DAY OF announcement so i literally knew nothing all i knew is that i had to put my thoughts on a google slide for my friends who literally could not care about the reboot

Jyushi hutcherson is real in my heart

[is-the-milk-fresh]

"But the ship is pseudo-incestuous!!" THE GIRL CANONICALLY FUCKED HER ACTUAL COUSIN???

Like incest bad. Don't do incest. Don't be Lucy. But I feel like maybe thats not the grounds on which to be arguing here? Never mind that they are literally NOT related (no matter your personal headcanons). Ms. 'Incest is a normal part of growing up' probably isn't going to be morally hung up on that. Even if she (in the case of actual incest, not headcanon father figure pseudo-incest) absolutely should be.

I don't even ship it myself. But Lucy Maclean is a capital F Freak. You gotta accept that.