#child of divorce bentley

[raggedy-spaceman]

The Bentley actually loves both her parents equally, Aziraphale and [looks at smudged writing on a tire] Carley

[palaceoftheprophets]

Our car.

[skullfragments]

"you mean a sudden rainstorm forces them to get stuck inside the Bentley, and they look into each other's eyes and realize they were made for each other?"

aka

"if the Bentley's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'"

aka

VAVOOM

[the-apology-dance]

Aziraphale and The Bentley

One of the many things I love about Season 2 of Good Omens, is we get to see The Bentley interacting with Aziraphale.

We all know that The Bentley is an extension of Crowley.

It is hilarious to see how it mirrors him. The Bentley is an actual puppy. Crowley loves Aziraphale, which The Bentley is aware of. It is why he listens to him and does things to make him happy.

The travel sweets - Aziraphale loves food.

The type of music - It is aware of his love of classical music.

The color of the car changing - Aziraphale’s favorite color.

We can see it drives itself. Yet it refused to go faster. I WONDER WHY. It knows Aziraphale hates when Crowley drives extremely fast.

Some MORE WAYS it behaves like Crowley:

This car is following him, because it loves Aziraphale. Just like Crowley follows Aziraphale around. What makes it even better? The Bentley is following Aziraphale as he is walking back towards the bookshop. Crowley’s favorite place to be. The same demon who SAYS THIS:

Funny enough, The Bentley is Crowley’s colors. It is just a “second Crowley”. When Crowley isn't there, The Bentley protects Aziraphale just like Crowley does. It has his protective nature. What makes it go back? Aziraphale telling it to.

Maybe because Crowley can't say “no” to Aziraphale….

Can we also talk about the little pats he constantly does on The Bentley to show affection? UHM. If that doesn’t symbolize that Crowley LIKES to be praised I don’t know what does honestly.

THE BENTLEY LITERALLY ACTS AS A GUARDIAN. Azi wasn’t technically lying about the changes to the Bentley either. The Bentley accommodated to Aziraphale’s preferences, instead of Crowley’s. Essentially it wanted him to be happy by taking care of him. It even went so far as to disobey Crowley.

It only changes back when his Demon Dad finds out about the changes, and presses the pedal down more when Crowley threatens to start selling Azi’s books as it doesn’t want to cause Aziraphale trouble.

Also, proof that The Bentley sees Azi as his “other owner” and his “Angel Dad”

WHY IS THE BENTLEY SO CUTE😫🖤

(If any of you choose to use this as a headcanon for a fanfic/fanart, please credit me and let me know so that I can see it!🫶🏼✨)

[littlegaypeopleinmyphone]

[goodomens-girlie]

save a Bentley, ride a demon

[wadeofbublegum]

once neil gaiman allows aziraphale and crowley to eventually talk and work everything out.. i want the bentley to be half yellow and half black. and they find a song they both enjoy, the bentley would do anything for the ineffable (ex) husbands. the bentley just wants to make them happy.. i love the bentley 😭

[innefableidiot]

The Bentley is THE child of divorce, I wonder if she gives Crowley crap now. I mean like parent, like car. Crowley is petty why not the Bentley?

[kinoritik13]

INEFFABLE DIVORCE “A Very Lone Dad”. Chapter 1

INEFFABLE DIVORCE “A Very Lone Dad” comics:

Chapter 5: Part 1 // Part 2

Chapter 4 BONUS

Chapter 4: Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3

Chapter 3: Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3

Chapter 2

[intenseperpetualbrainrot]

The Bentley: are we gonna talk about it

Crowley, grabbing a pair of sunglasses to hide his tears: talk about what?

Bentley: YOU DIVORCED DAD

Crowley: DAD DIVORCED ME

Bentley: WELL IDK BECAUSE YOU DONT TELL ME ANYTHING.

Crowley: ok here's the tea

Bentley, disbelievingly: you... Communicated your feelings clearly? And Aziraphale says, and I quote, go fuck yourself you fucking demon, this is why I'm an angel and you're not-

Crowley: I may have ... Paraphrased

Bentley: I'm talking to Muriel you're no help

[insanity-laughs-under-pressure]

The Bentley taking matters into their own hands and driving into heaven to steal Aziraphale back with 'who wants to live forever' blasting from the radio:

[knight-watch]

they're at the custody meeting

[phantomram-b00]

Thinking about how Bentley might randomly play classical music or any songs Aziraphale listen to and slowly turn yellow whenever Crowley isn’t looking just to not remind Crowley as they miss Aziraphale just as much as Crowley does.

You’re welcome.

[the-apology-dance]

I FOUND MY NEW HEADCANON FOR S3 OF GOOD OMENS

“He did say he liked yellow.”

I need The Bentley to turn into “OUR CAR”. I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN. JUST IMAGINE THE BENTLEY DOING THIS OUT OF SHEER SPITE. THE BEIGE INTERIOR AND BEIGE WHEELS. THE YELLOW DOORS. THE GOLDEN YELLOW HOOD ORNAMENT. I NEED THIS SO BADLY.

-Constantly drives him back to Whickber Street and Azi’s bookshop

-Objects Azi owns unexplainably start turning up randomly in the car (even better if they are from other time periods)

-Bentley stops taking orders from Crowley

-only plays songs about love that are scarily accurate to Azi and Crowley’s dynamic

THIS CAR WILL NOT LET HIM FORGET AZIRAPHALE. IT IS GOING TO ACT LIKE A STUBBORN CHILD. I NEED THIS BENTLEY TO ACT LIKE A TODDLER.

“Demon Dad is mad at Angel Dad, but Demon Dad loves him still. Guess he needs to be reminded of him then.”

I NEED A FANFIC THAT BRINGS IN THE ELEMENT OF THE BENTLEY HEARING THEIR EVERY CONVO IN THAT CAR WHILE DRIVING, and it is going to use it on Crowley.

Almost like it is trying to shake him and telling him not to forget. BECAUSE IT FEELS THEIR LOVE STILL.

I NEED FANFICTION. OH MY GOD. 😫😭

(If someone writes a fic about my headcanon, PLEASE TAG ME. I’D LOVE TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE COME UP WITH! WHETHER IT IS FANART, A FANFIC, OR WHATEVER ELSE YOUR HEART DESIRES, I WILL PERSONALLY LOVE EACH OF THEM.🫶🏼😊)

[ashistrash580]

silly little comic i did about the yellow bentley after the end of season 2 that i wanted to share on here too :))

click here for the original twitter post!!

[goodomens-girlie]

Good Omens season 3 leak:

Muriel: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup and you were mustard. Which is weird cause usually you’re mayonnaise in my dreams.

Crowley: Why do you suppose that is?