#I WOULD MARRY ALL OF THEM

[what-is-life-if-not-a-joke]

Ao3 is down, life now has no meaning

[lucabyte]

monologue

[a-most-beloved-fool]

spirk using telepathy to keep each other alive. kirk, desperate, psy-null and untrained, reaching clumsily into spock's dying mind and pulling, dragging spock's essence into himself, wrenching him forceably from the very jaws of death and holding him there through sheer strength of will, saying you can't die, i won't let you, you can't leave me, i need you, and binding him to life and to himself until it's impossible to fully separate them. spock, more skilled, carefully managing each one of kirk's vital signs - keeping his heart beating steady, his lungs drawing breath, his temperature within a safe range, all while suppressing kirk's pain, and at the same trying, vainly, to keep their minds from tying themselves inexorably together, but they're pressed too close and he can't, and he hopes that kirk will forgive him, for bonding them like this (he will, of course he will), but the alternative, letting kirk die, was - unthinkable.

[musicalmoritz]

Which could mean nothing

[unpersoniverse]

Skén:nen sá:sewh

as promised, here's Precious boy™ getting kissed by Precious wife™ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc

translation: Get home safe

[yuwuta]

do you think gojo could be normal about someone off-handedly mentioning you have a work husband or do you think he'd hold on to your leg for 24 straight hours and cry or do you think he'd go to prison for murder

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Parallel Lines and Brothers.

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[meteor752]

Honestly the story of mlp must be very weird from the pov of a random guy in ponyville, like one day a new antisocial librarian moves into town, and like a year later that librarian ascends into godhood and becomes the new ruler of the entire world

[randomalistic]

Just for funsies who is/are your #1 comfort character(s), how much do they mean to you & how long have you known of them. Dump it all in the tags brother✌️

[anachronismstellar]

Um ok, 3AM thoughts, about SQH 12/12 Peak lords achievement; like even the previous ones?!

I mean, it just says 'Peak Lords' not, Qing generation or Current peak lords so.,

ehem just curious...

............ Anon why- now my mind is thinking all types of things FJSBSKDBAKDNMSND

I mean,,,,,,,, From what I remember the previous generation was a bunch of old dudes, so I don't think the System would consider them??

I won't say impossible bc at the end of the day this is THE teacher/student book fjsbakdbakdnskdk but in my AU SQH won't bag any older daddys, sorry 😔

[dhmis-autism]

been thinking about them lately ok

[ruporas]

honeymoon phase! (ID in alt)

[nartml]

was it casual when i had a panic attack at the thought of you dying was it casual when you risked your entire carrier just to feed me lunch was it casual when you were willing to die protecting me even though you wouldn't accomplish any of the goals you devoted yourself to was it casual when i spent so many nights rolling around in deep thought about whether you think of me like i do about you was it casual when i wished for you upon a shooting star was it casual when i refused to let you continue your way down a path of self-destructive loneliness even though you wanted me to was it casual when you needed to kill me and only me to grow stronger and be entirely untethered from your past but you just couldn't was it casual when i preferred to bear your pain and hatred and die fighting you as opposed to giving up on you was it casual when i could trade blows with you (read your heart) even though your supposed wife couldn't was it casual when i was your one and only was it casual when the hands that we blew off of each other bore the evidence of our cosmic connection was it casual when you cried your first tears of relief and happiness after you lost to me was it casual when you kept in touch with me but not with your wife was it casual when we fought and laughed and became inseparable was it casual when i can't exist without you was it casual when i put all my goals on hold because how could i focus on them when i can't even save you was it casual when you were my main motivation for training to become infinitely stronger was it casual when i'd remain a fool my entire life if being smart meant that i had to give up on you was it casual when you know my heart i yours was it casual when

[writtenendings]

Guys absolute banger thought just dropped. Everyone knows the famous Minyard-Josten rivalry, hyphenated exactly like that. Imagine waking up one morning to see Minyard-Josten trending as a term everywhere and you think they're up to their antics again and you click to see what it is this time. But the first thing you see is an article titled 'Neil and Andrew Minyard-Josten married in surprise ceremony, spotted with rings on at DMV getting names legally changed' and everyone is going absolutely insane

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

One of the batkids: And this is my best friend.

Narrator:

[hadesisqueer]

I like how Violet is so used to having dramatic ass children that Francesca marrying with no drama was too odd to her lmao. And thinking about how her story will unfold is actually kinda hilarious because it's gonna be like:

Violet: Well, that's it. John is a very good man and Francesca is comfortable and happy with her choice and if this is what she truly wants, it's all that matters💜

Violet: Also, it's kinda refreshing to finally have a normal child that doesn't do any dramatic or scandalous shit.

Francesca a few seasons later after her husband passes: *fucks and falls in love with her husband's cousin -who is a woman-*

Violet:

Violet: Honestly, I should've seen this coming, none of my children will actually ever be normal.