#I WILL WIN

[torusblindfold]

i hate whoever is responsible for this

[cosmicdenro]

I LOVE WILHELM!!!!!!

[socialbutterfly19]

I’m gonna make sure I’m the one that is still standing. I have a lot of fight left in me. Monday motivation

[not-easily-conquered]

To do by February

Lose 20-ish pounds

Listen to 40 albums (30/40)

Read 10 books (0/10)

Beat that porn addiction with a sledge hammer (Partly through)

Watch 10 movies (3/10)

Get back on a healthy sleep schedule

Sunday November 17th

[kozmicmizuu]

guys please PLEASE here me out on this kny au idea

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ok yall watched Puss in Boots the last wish?? and have seen the 2019 kny halloween costumes???

guys…. them as puss and death…

PLEASE

idk how this cooked in my head but i can’t get it out after rewatching the movie

so obviously the others would be in this- i’ll get there don’t worry let me cook

tengen would obviously be a bit of a cocky bastard because he’s never been caught or killed, being the successful pirate he is, he considers himself almost untouchable. but he’s avoided death too many times— he was supposed to be dead ages ago. and then giyuu comes in.

giyuu was of course pissed off and agitated that some albino lil pirate bitch kept avoiding his clutches, so he decided to take him himself

then this scene is probably gonna be the first scene of this au, just them meeting in a bar

and the sizes would, of course, be swapped. tengens a big guy who is currently sitting next to the embodiment of death and the purge of the sea and doesn’t suspect a thing— because no way he’s taller than death! he’s not looking up at death, he’s looking down

just like he has been for his whole life

giyuu didn’t say anything (typical) and simply drank with him until tengen got a bit suspicious and felt uneasy about him. giyuu then pulled the same thing death did and told tengen “i’m a big fan- could you sign this for me?”

then pulls out the “wanted- dead or alive” thing and points to dead. then the whole fight scene happens, but it’s a bit different. tengen did land a hit on giyuu, successfully cutting giyuu in half at the stomach. but nothing happened. giyuu just simply put himself back together and acted like nothing happened, he simply said “you do live up to the legends.”

of course, tengen was confused and a bit worried now, giyuu didn’t care, he had an objective and he would complete it

the famous scene of puss actually getting touched by a blade would be blue, a bright yet dark blue— like the seas tengen rules, he just didn’t know that they’d be ruled by someone else (giyuu). also another overall headcanon for giyuu is that he’s a scary guy when he really wants to be

as for the others, i do have some ideas for them

these two are giyuu’s angel and devil on his shoulders, throughout the au, these two are helping giyuu with his decisions and even with fights! they’re like giyuu’s lil summons

i had to add genya my beloved

but yes, giyuu’s lil hell hound babygi— i mean super tough and cool is sanemi ft. two other lil hounds. genya just came along because sanemi made him(he couldn’t find a babysitter). but genya is very determined to impress his big brother.

instead of death being alone i just thought it’d be cool to have a little team for death hehe

also just found out i have a limit of ten images so ima just let yall find the 2019 halloween pics for kny (can be found of pinterest and google!) sigh 😔

but yeah, the rest of the hashira are helping tengen! most of em at least. himejina, kyojuro and muichiro are spirits that are simply wondering around, kinda sorta avoiding being put in the underworld (giyuu is going insane because of that)

and shinobu is a witch! she’s a very talented (and scary) one at that, she’s more than willing to help(may or may not have questions for death about a certain sister of hers)

mitsuri and obanai come together DO NOT SEPARATE! mitsuri is a kitsune while obanai has a big old snake buddy (with kaburamaru) (long ass name for a snake) also obanai did NOT want to go.

the kamaboko squad id also here!! but they’re the comedic breaks for this au, god bless their souls for that

and yes, giyuu shall speak spanish in this too, cause why not

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wowzers this is long (that’s what she said)

[kazehita]

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PRECISELY 100 BOOPS AT YOUR DOORSTEP

[crowned-as-king]

i dont care what you fuckers say, martin kartin blackwood would have been a punk in high-school

[camoucrimson]

Nightheart is the best warriorcats protagonist you can fist fight me on this I will win

[appleoftheireye]

These polls are the tumblr staff’s way of provoking natural selection and aggression amongst the native species here because I just answered a poll about a cat being a shrinp or a croissant and the users who answered croissant ABOUTTA CATCH THESE FUCKING HANDS HES A SHRIMP HES A SHRIMP BOY HES A LITTLE FUCKING SHRIMP I WILL START FIGHTS I WILL START WARS

[yosefcandraw]

Happy Autism Acceptance Month!!!

Here’s Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

I relate to her so much

[lordofbarovia]

As they say, a song can sometimes translate feelings better than words.

@ all Stunorians, and their associates, know this:

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves.

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

i am a stubborn lil shit and I will paint @cconfusedkat as many times as I need to >:3

ART WAR FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE GONNA BE UP ALL NIGHT LISTENING TO THIS WHILE MAKING A CRAPPY ROUGH SKETCH! ART WAR ART WAR ART WAR ART WAR ART WAR ART WAR!

NOTHING CAN STOP ME HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

THE CHIBI PAINTING WILL HAVE TO WAIT

[socialbutterfly19]

Doing whatever I have to…. Quietly

[not-easily-conquered]

I think about these quotes a lot. I need to internalize them

[ghostorbz]

NONE OF YOU ARE READY FOR MY BOOPING POWER. I WILL REIGN SUPREME

[96percentdone]

I feel like it bears repeating on like a daily basis, but I do unironically think Nirvana Initiative is like. Demonstrably superior in craft and meaning than the first AI: The Somnium Files. Like I'm not doing a bit on this blog or anything I just actually think AINI is that good and deserves the world. This is the hill upon which I will die, I'm right, fuck you.