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buckys-baby-boy · 3 months ago

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deleted black panther post credit scene

Steve: How's living in Wakanda so far?

Bucky: It's been good, but some guy almost unalived T'Challa and tried to take over the country.

Steve: And where were you?

Bucky: I was tending to the goats.

Steve: And what did you do?

Bucky: Nothing, I was tending to the goats.

Steve: But you saw what happened?

Bucky: Yeah, 'cuz I was tending to the goats.

Steve: So you saw what happened and you did nothing?

Bucky: Yeah, 'cuz I was tending to my goats.

#incorrect quotes #bucky barnes #steve rogers #Source: John mulaney #I was over on the bench

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mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware · 10 months ago

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I've been told I have a john mulaney speech cadence and I don't know whether to be flattered or affronted

#boom orange juice #I was over on the bench #john mulaney #in nazi germany #there's a horse loose in the hospital #that's the thing im sensitive about

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thatonegaybrit · 6 months ago

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Hi, I'm Chip Mulaney and I'm your father

; but sometimes he would be gay .. !

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stromer · 9 months ago

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go to the box, please. GO to the box, please! NOW!

#was quinn hughes silent (he wasn’t) or was he SILENCED???#the way he's so fawking annoying about it i can't stop laughingggajskdkjkjs i just Know he was tweakingggggg more than he let on #i kinda love u bad girl #its important to note that rick had himself a little smile on the bench at his captain having a toddler-esque meltdown over going to thebox #quinn hughes #canucks lb

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lygma-nygma · 7 months ago

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Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.

#this post was inspired by me remembering the experience of reading death in the family #after only knowing the fanbase version and realizing oh none of that shit happened okay #like girl you don’t understand it’s so bad #Jason wasn’t even fired as Robin #He’s not accused of murdering anyone by Bruce #He’s not trying to prove himself at all he’s just looking for his mom #The reason Bruce didn’t go after him right away is because he was tracking down a goddamn nuke the Joker stole #Then after he finds it and handles the problem he helps Jason track down moms 2 and 3 #Also Jason died in like 20 minutes?? even less??#He died in less time than it took his mother to smoke a cigarette #Bruce literally went ‘wait here I’ll be right back’ and was gone for less time than a trip to the grocery store #and then you go into the Jason Todd tag and they act like Bruce pulled the damn trigger on him #Like besties I don’t know how to tell you this he basically did everything right he possibly could have #Even him benching Jason from Robin temporarily happens so that he can get Jason into therapy about his trauma #Like the whole point is that neither of them did anything wrong bad shit just sometimes happens #That’s the tragedy. The drama.#Bruce couldn’t have made better choices in the position he was in and Jason was never going to make different ones #It was inevitable #Anyway rant over please read death in the family before I lose my mind #batfam #batman #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #bruce wayne

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derek-draws-stuff · 8 months ago

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He was over on the west coast! :(

too sleepy for any other art today so here’s a doodle I made earlier :3

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttt fanart #ADORABLE #I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH #John mulaney reference????

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thrwne · 3 months ago

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#cuties #I can't get over the bench being so big and empty but them still sitting this close to each other lmao #rykter nrk #rykter #matherik #mathias x erik #benjamin ebbesen #teo tomczuk #erik #mathias

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jonasiegenthaler · 2 months ago

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nyi@njd | 22.09.24

#jesper bratt #nico hischier #devils #scooting over on the bench to sit next to your buddy #hand on his thigh for comfort <3 #t pointed this out to me because i had head hurty everyone say thank you t <3 #.gif #bench cam

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longmaxsilvarg · 3 months ago

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just something about how people subconsciously tend to take more photos of the people they love the most and all of the times max takes a photo of chloe that really. does something to my brain

#the bench near the lighthouse #her dancing in her room #at the junkyard with the gun #the morning photo hog #in bts too some of the first pics she took w williams camera were of chloe #so yeah i will cry over this #life is strange #chloe price #max caulfield #lis #pricefield #life is strange before the storm

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wavewavethoughtsonly · 16 days ago

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Soundwave’s thoughts be all “what can I do to get my hands on that body?”

#I know Earthspark sucks in terms of plot but d a m #I still can’t get over how sexy their designs are #I know I know I have problems #Wavewavethoughts #Shockwave looks like he bench presses Primes at the gym every weekend - that’s how hot he is

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phantom-of-the-501st · 2 months ago

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I got bored of sitting in front of a laptop screen so I decided to go for a walk by the river and clear my head, which has actually just led to me thinking about the clones for an hour

And I wanted to go back to something that @heyclickadee spoke about, which is the idea that Rex retiring was not necessarily triggered by some absolutely devastating event that completely broke his resolve, for example, Echo dying.

I want to talk about another option, which is that, yes, Echo is the reason Rex left the Rebellion, but, no, it's not because he died. What if Echo was the one that encouraged it? Rex was not getting any younger and the idea of stepping back must have crossed his mind more than once. But there was always something that held him back, that kept him tied to the Rebellion. A sense of duty and loyalty that kept stopping him from going.

And maybe Echo noticed that. And maybe he was the one that told Rex that it was okay, that maybe it was time to step back and look after himself for once.

Remember, Rex was the one that told Echo that it was okay for him to leave the 501st. There was part of Echo that was holding himself back from making that decision, but Rex gave him the final nudge he needed to go with the Batch. And I like to think that this is is Echo doing the same for Rex, helping him the same way the he helped Echo.

#this took me longer to write than it should have #because i keep getting distracted by a group of geese #every time i look over another 10 geese seem to appear out of nowhere #there's like 50 geese now!!!#so many geese #I'm obsessed #anyway yes #echo and rex #or whatever point i was making #steph's park bench thoughts #star wars #the bad batch #echo #arc trooper echo #rex #captain rex

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kitnita · 5 months ago

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