#I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH !??
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buckys-baby-boy · 8 months ago
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deleted black panther post credit scene
Steve: How's living in Wakanda so far?
Bucky: It's been good, but some guy almost unalived T'Challa and tried to take over the country.
Steve: And where were you?
Bucky: I was tending to the goats.
Steve: And what did you do?
Bucky: Nothing, I was tending to the goats.
Steve: But you saw what happened?
Bucky: Yeah, 'cuz I was tending to the goats.
Steve: So you saw what happened and you did nothing?
Bucky: Yeah, 'cuz I was tending to my goats.
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krowhonie · 5 days ago
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oooo the day after my birthday!!
donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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thatonegaybrit · 11 months ago
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Hi, I'm Chip Mulaney and I'm your father
; but sometimes he would be gay .. !
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webdiggerxxx · 4 months ago
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emry-stars-art · 2 months ago
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Completely unrelated to TGR but I would like to kindly and politely request more buff Andrew <3 maybe Andrew bench pressing Neil or Neil gushing over Andrew being 💪��� you know?
You knowwwwww I can’t resist a beefy Andrew. And neither can Neil
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Pls someone help Neil order his thoughts. Head empty rn
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hinamie · 24 days ago
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dailymegu wip
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lygma-nygma · 1 year ago
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Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.
#this post was inspired by me remembering the experience of reading death in the family#after only knowing the fanbase version and realizing oh none of that shit happened okay#like girl you don’t understand it’s so bad#Jason wasn’t even fired as Robin#He’s not accused of murdering anyone by Bruce#He’s not trying to prove himself at all he’s just looking for his mom#The reason Bruce didn’t go after him right away is because he was tracking down a goddamn nuke the Joker stole#Then after he finds it and handles the problem he helps Jason track down moms 2 and 3#Also Jason died in like 20 minutes?? even less??#He died in less time than it took his mother to smoke a cigarette#Bruce literally went ‘wait here I’ll be right back’ and was gone for less time than a trip to the grocery store#and then you go into the Jason Todd tag and they act like Bruce pulled the damn trigger on him#Like besties I don’t know how to tell you this he basically did everything right he possibly could have#Even him benching Jason from Robin temporarily happens so that he can get Jason into therapy about his trauma#Like the whole point is that neither of them did anything wrong bad shit just sometimes happens#That’s the tragedy. The drama.#Bruce couldn’t have made better choices in the position he was in and Jason was never going to make different ones#It was inevitable#Anyway rant over please read death in the family before I lose my mind#batfam#batman#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne
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derek-draws-stuff · 1 year ago
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He was over on the west coast! :(
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too sleepy for any other art today so here’s a doodle I made earlier :3
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3416 · 3 months ago
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Leafs @ Canucks | 02.08.25
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clementine-thedestroyer · 4 months ago
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I imagine Price and Simon as both having shower benches, but Price has one of the nice ones you can buy at a home improvement store and Simon has one of the kinda crappy plastic and metal ones you pick up for 50 bucks at CVS.
Like Price’s was one that came with the house when he bought it, but he never took it out because it’s the kind that screws into the wall and folds up when you’re not using it, so it’s not like it’s much of an eye sore or in the way. Plus, taking it out would mean patching the shower tile and dealing with all that mess- and as much as he didn’t like to admit it, he was getting older. No one needed to know if he begrudgingly used it whenever the pain in his knee became too much to bear.
But Simon bought his. With his job, major injuries were more of an eventuality rather than possibility. Maybe he bought it after some injury that made it difficult for him to walk or stand for a while and just never took the thing out afterwards, or maybe he just bought it because he wanted it. But Simon is the definition of function over fashion. The sparse personal additions he made to his flat could most easily be described as utilitarian. Practicality trumps all in his mind, so if he wants to sit down while he takes a shower, he’s going sit down while he takes a damn shower.
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thrwne · 9 months ago
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jonasiegenthaler · 8 months ago
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nyi@njd | 22.09.24
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twistedappletree · 3 months ago
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everyone else in suchdol: literally dying of hunger
henry: using the last of his waning life force to rock dry devil’s shit for threatening his dog
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astragatwo · 4 months ago
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"Listen, I'm not your sidekick—"
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thornescratch · 1 month ago
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Okay but check the #42 dot: why so late for the party, Marty?
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Awww.
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longmaxsilvarg · 8 months ago
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just something about how people subconsciously tend to take more photos of the people they love the most and all of the times max takes a photo of chloe that really. does something to my brain
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