#I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH !??
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deleted black panther post credit scene
Steve: How's living in Wakanda so far?
Bucky: It's been good, but some guy almost unalived T'Challa and tried to take over the country.
Steve: And where were you?
Bucky: I was tending to the goats.
Steve: And what did you do?
Bucky: Nothing, I was tending to the goats.
Steve: But you saw what happened?
Bucky: Yeah, 'cuz I was tending to the goats.
Steve: So you saw what happened and you did nothing?
Bucky: Yeah, 'cuz I was tending to my goats.
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oooo the day after my birthday!!
donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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Hi, I'm Chip Mulaney and I'm your father
; but sometimes he would be gay .. !
#of course#answering asks#You ever seen a GHOST ?#I was over on the bench#I waS SITTING OVER ON THE BENCH !#I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH !??#I made a salad with craisins ???#Hello I'm chip mulaney#Im your father#But sometimes he would be gay#🏳️🌈🏳️🌈#Ever been to the goddamn ZOO !?#I USED TO SMOKE CRAAACCCKKKK#What's yesterday ?#SHUT UP YOUR ALL GONNA DIE ! STREET SMARTS#* poof *#BOOM orange juice.#Now I've thrown him off his rhythm !! ✨#GIVE US SOME MONEY !!#STAY DOWN ON THE GROUND !#STAY DOWN ON THE GROUND YOU MOTHER FUCKA !!#do my friends hate me#or do i just need to go to sleep#?#But why don't we just tell our relatives#That I'm a 4yo boy#Hey ! Do you want me to killll that guy for you ?#And hey what's this !? PEPPAAAA ! ( at max tags 😔 )
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#nintendo#nintendo ds#ds#dual screen#mario#mario kart#subway#g train#train#new york city#new york#nyc#they just retired these subway cars :( these were my childhood now we just got the ugly newer ones#plus a dual side seat by the windows?? unparalleled!! how am i gonna look out over the bridge now? go reverse cowgirl on the benches?#anyway#flickr#oldweb#old web#2005
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Completely unrelated to TGR but I would like to kindly and politely request more buff Andrew <3 maybe Andrew bench pressing Neil or Neil gushing over Andrew being 💪��� you know?
You knowwwwww I can’t resist a beefy Andrew. And neither can Neil


Pls someone help Neil order his thoughts. Head empty rn
#til that in some bench press techniques you arch your back#which made me think of the last work out Andrew art I saw 🙏#he’s got it Down#oh hey I should probably tag#tgr spoilers#before I forget#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#traditional art#sketchbook#also sorry my white pen is getting lost in the pic#hard to make it clear over the lighting inconsistencies that happen over the whole page when I’m editing it#request
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dailymegu wip
#wip#timelapse#dailymegu#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen#fushiguro megumi#i know i also hav the sukugo redraw on the bench but im not drawing gojo on my birthday sorry <3#peace and love#hope the recent timelapses arent annoying i just remembered an ask i got a while back asking me 2 share more of my render process#it's currently very sporadic and all over the place but i figured might as well#like i had my flats layer hidden while i lined his face so thats why th base colours and then th bg just Appeared#sry i hadnt hit record yet while i was figuring those out gssdjfgjsdm#anyway i wld have done more but i have plans later so alas this is all fr today
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Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.
#this post was inspired by me remembering the experience of reading death in the family#after only knowing the fanbase version and realizing oh none of that shit happened okay#like girl you don’t understand it’s so bad#Jason wasn’t even fired as Robin#He’s not accused of murdering anyone by Bruce#He’s not trying to prove himself at all he’s just looking for his mom#The reason Bruce didn’t go after him right away is because he was tracking down a goddamn nuke the Joker stole#Then after he finds it and handles the problem he helps Jason track down moms 2 and 3#Also Jason died in like 20 minutes?? even less??#He died in less time than it took his mother to smoke a cigarette#Bruce literally went ‘wait here I’ll be right back’ and was gone for less time than a trip to the grocery store#and then you go into the Jason Todd tag and they act like Bruce pulled the damn trigger on him#Like besties I don’t know how to tell you this he basically did everything right he possibly could have#Even him benching Jason from Robin temporarily happens so that he can get Jason into therapy about his trauma#Like the whole point is that neither of them did anything wrong bad shit just sometimes happens#That’s the tragedy. The drama.#Bruce couldn’t have made better choices in the position he was in and Jason was never going to make different ones#It was inevitable#Anyway rant over please read death in the family before I lose my mind#batfam#batman#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne
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He was over on the west coast! :(

too sleepy for any other art today so here’s a doodle I made earlier :3
#wttt#wttsh#welcome to the statehouse#welcome to the table#wttt fanart#ADORABLE#I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH#John mulaney reference????
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Leafs @ Canucks | 02.08.25
#toronto maple leafs#mitch marner#auston matthews#1634#hockeyedit#egifs#2425#bench#leafs lb#did i immediately rush back to the hotel and clip and gif this moemnt to get over the depression of a loss. yes i did#but like. klJFKLDF..... hello nothing else matters#the only line to get a goal for this team amen
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I imagine Price and Simon as both having shower benches, but Price has one of the nice ones you can buy at a home improvement store and Simon has one of the kinda crappy plastic and metal ones you pick up for 50 bucks at CVS.
Like Price’s was one that came with the house when he bought it, but he never took it out because it’s the kind that screws into the wall and folds up when you’re not using it, so it’s not like it’s much of an eye sore or in the way. Plus, taking it out would mean patching the shower tile and dealing with all that mess- and as much as he didn’t like to admit it, he was getting older. No one needed to know if he begrudgingly used it whenever the pain in his knee became too much to bear.
But Simon bought his. With his job, major injuries were more of an eventuality rather than possibility. Maybe he bought it after some injury that made it difficult for him to walk or stand for a while and just never took the thing out afterwards, or maybe he just bought it because he wanted it. But Simon is the definition of function over fashion. The sparse personal additions he made to his flat could most easily be described as utilitarian. Practicality trumps all in his mind, so if he wants to sit down while he takes a shower, he’s going sit down while he takes a damn shower.
#after a certain amount of time in a fandom you run out of “normal’’ head cannons#and you’re just standing in the shower like damn I wish I had one of those grandma benches.#I bet Simon has one#and he’s not even ashamed of it#that man’s the definition of practicality over looks#also I’m sure there are nice plastic and metal ones but in my experience the cheap ones flex under my weight#john price#Simon ghost Riley#Simon Riley
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#cuties#I can't get over the bench being so big and empty but them still sitting this close to each other lmao#rykter nrk#rykter#matherik#mathias x erik#benjamin ebbesen#teo tomczuk#erik#mathias
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nyi@njd | 22.09.24
#jesper bratt#nico hischier#devils#scooting over on the bench to sit next to your buddy#hand on his thigh for comfort <3#t pointed this out to me because i had head hurty everyone say thank you t <3#.gif#bench cam#1363
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everyone else in suchdol: literally dying of hunger
henry: using the last of his waning life force to rock dry devil’s shit for threatening his dog
#he’s just like me fr#kcd#kcd2#kingdom come deliverance#kingdom come deliverance 2#kcd spoilers#kcd2 spoilers#apple babble 🍎#poor hans just sitting on the bench with his head in his hands#while dry devil and i run around suchdol screaming and beating the crap out of each other#akdhajjsaJAHSAJD#henry of skalitz#dry devil#tho idk if you can actually fight him over this bc i passed the speech skill check#but i kinda hope it’s an option bc it’s so fucking funny#😭#mutt
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"Listen, I'm not your sidekick—"
#my art#project moon#limbus company#lcb paula#babe wake up astra found a new stoic woman who could bench press her with a pitiful amount of screentime to obsess over#devastated by the way pm just kinda shafted her she deserved better and deserved a proper battle sprite#rather than reusing the head of a previous enemy and also have her gd sprites match up :gdi:#between camille and paula camille was definitely my favorite at first but then .something happened.#and then i imprinted onto paula like an orphaned duckling#also hi um. if ur waiting on a req sorry i got back into playing lobcorp for 6hrs a day and only just managed to free myself for a second
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Okay but check the #42 dot: why so late for the party, Marty?
Awww.
#You can just glimpse him in the background batting off the trainers and hurdling over the bench#Also I know it's the ref carrying it but the lil ghost puck moving on its own to the bench is hilarious#I love the cluster of hug dots#Alexander Ovechkin#Martin Fehervary#The Gr8 Chase#Tom Wilson#Dylan Strome#Caps Ensemble#Hockey Hugs#Washington Capitals
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just something about how people subconsciously tend to take more photos of the people they love the most and all of the times max takes a photo of chloe that really. does something to my brain
#the bench near the lighthouse#her dancing in her room#at the junkyard with the gun#the morning photo hog#in bts too some of the first pics she took w williams camera were of chloe#so yeah i will cry over this#life is strange#chloe price#max caulfield#lis#pricefield#life is strange before the storm
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