#I WAS NOT PREPARED

[call-me-casual]

How dare you

How dare you

WIP-from-the-poll #5

This one’s from the fluffily-titled Burn it All.

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A sudden breeze caught the bottom of the solitary figure’s black overcoat and it flapped noisily, tugging him backwards as if to encourage him to turn back. The man ignored the suggestion and remained unmoving, his hands clasped behind his back and his gaze fixed on a very particular segment of the lightening sky.

Barely a breath after the first rays of dawn glinted off a tiny speck on the horizon, the peace was shattered as the sleek silver and a blue rocket plane roared on to the scene. Whoever it was trapped out here, International Rescue was here to save them, no questions asked, no moral judgment.

The ship slowed dramatically, but with absolute control, immense power restrained and channelled with precision. The rocket traced a wide loop of the abandoned city, apparently scanning for its would-be-grateful-rescuee and the dark-clad man watched, eyes narrowed, waiting.

Thunderbird One veered to starboard, and came into into a hover precisely above the old town hall - the tallest, most elaborate building in a place that had come to epitomise ostentatious waste. She gleamed - a shining symbol of all that human ingenuity and passion could achieve. A beacon of hope. The ship slowly rotated to face the watching man, staring down her nose cone deep into his soul.

And then exploded.

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[jottingprosaist]

Lately I've seen a lot of people using "Star Trek ending" as a shorthand way of saying "cheesy 60s ending where all the characters get together and laugh at some shitty one-liner until the freezeframe in order to wrap things up with a neat breezy bow" and, well. They're not wrong... but that's only half the episodes.

The other half of the episodes end with you staring at the TV in haunted existential silence because the story's thesis was "Don't delude yourself that waging war with technology is any less brutal than committing murder with your bare hands. You are a mortal and an animal like any other and if you think you have a justified reason to kill you had better be prepared to face your enemy, and recognize him as an intelligent equal, and smash in his skull with a rock."

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Listening to Tony speak this episode like

[ladykeyleth]

Filed under: improvised lines that rewired my brain chemistry.

[klauskent]

Joey Batey as Jaskier The Witcher (2019-) 2x07 ‘Voleth Meir’

[technicallyverycowboy]

[thesamoanqueen]

Damn, Jey chill with that face card, calm down...

[fortheloveofwbb]

me with all the wbb drama happening this week and it’s only wednesday

[iridescentis]

IM SORRY

EXCUSE ME

i have no words at this point

[iliveforaussiegrit]

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[chopper-base]

Welp. Went to a comic con. Had fun. It was great. Started talking to a star wars cosplayer and some-fuckin-how, we ended up talking about fanfics. Turns out THEY HAVE READ SOME OF MY SHIT ON AO3 AND I JUST ABOUT DIED ON THE SPOT-

FUCK

[yourlocalspiderwoman]

I rewatched Deadpool vs Wolverine today and they had no business showing Logan oiled up 24/7, bro was glistening the entire time

[jahanmp4]

It's Chayanne, the oldest, leading all of the eggs to the dark, scary unknown, while Pomme, the youngest, is last, walking backwards, scythe in hand, dead set on protecting the other eggs' back.

I was not mentally prepared for all the emotional damage fuck you QSMP actually /lh

[interpolationz]

i am not okay-

[danielleitloudernow]

Dear KTY,

It is stupidly unfair how absolutely adorable you are.

Seriously.

Thank you for this.

Sincerely, me

PS-WOW 🥹

The amount of sass in this video 🤣 then the pure sweetness ❤️

[respectthepetty]

Oh, so Jazz for Two wants to give me a Happy Human who is excited to be free of his rigid classical father and life

and a Black Brooder who is overwhelmed with anger and anxiety?

Well, who am I to argue with color coding that makes sense.

Because this makes sense!

Even the uniforms feed into it.

And their bags.

And the opener!

Let's continue this into episode three!

But what should I do with these side crumbs?

Because they are fighting.

When I need them to kiss!

But I do not trust this since it comes from the same people behind A Shoulder to Cry On.

Yet it has the other guy from To My Star and the main guy from Happy Merry Ending.

So it gets a pass from me! I like it and not just because it has colors.