#I WAS NOT PREPARED

[qqueenofhades]

One of my friends was trolling through the Rook and Rose Wiki and found this gem:

If you have read the wiki in sufficient detail to find this paragraph, congratulations! Your prize is a bit of canonical post-canon trivia: reincarnated ex-zlyzen are sterile until they have fully burned off the influence of Nirri. This means that Grey is sterile, and yes, it means that Vargo sires any kids Ren has. You're welcome. ^_^

It made my little ficcer's heart squeal in glee, and I thought it might do similar for you

OKAY WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHY WOULD THEY JUST CASUALLY DROP CANON OT3 CONFIRMATION ON US LIKE THAT VIA A CAREFULLY HIDDEN PARAGRAPH IN A RANDOM FAN WIKI. I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT AT LEAST ONE OF THEM FOLLOWS ME ON TUMBLR SO MA'AM. MA'AM, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!!

Anyway. I am. Hmm. I am taking this news entirely normally and definitely did not search "heavy breathing" gifs on Tumblr which turned up, possibly to nobody's surprise, so much porn. But yes. Seeing as I am the Chief Rook & Rose OT3 Tumblr Pumper Pepper Upper and have dragged so many people into the books by screaming about it nonstop at extended intervals, I feel it is my responsibility to normally and responsibly uh

uh

hmm

/SCREAMS

[jottingprosaist]

Lately I've seen a lot of people using "Star Trek ending" as a shorthand way of saying "cheesy 60s ending where all the characters get together and laugh at some shitty one-liner until the freezeframe in order to wrap things up with a neat breezy bow" and, well. They're not wrong... but that's only half the episodes.

The other half of the episodes end with you staring at the TV in haunted existential silence because the story's thesis was "Don't delude yourself that waging war with technology is any less brutal than committing murder with your bare hands. You are a mortal and an animal like any other and if you think you have a justified reason to kill you had better be prepared to face your enemy, and recognize him as an intelligent equal, and smash in his skull with a rock."

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Listening to Tony speak this episode like

[thesamoanqueen]

Damn, Jey chill with that face card, calm down...

[uraesthete]

me with all the wbb drama happening this week and it’s only wednesday

[iridescentis]

IM SORRY

EXCUSE ME

i have no words at this point

[thetireonstageright]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT COLE PAUL??? LOOK AT MY BOYYYY

AND MATTHEW TRIP!!!!! LOOK AT THEMMM

(photos not mine, came from ig story @/brodygrantfanclub)

[finnesse]

i fear he has gone thru smth before and would not like to retell the horrors to spare us from such fate

LOOK HOW PROUD HE IS OF HIMSELF FOR HAVING HIS OWN BOTTLE. as if he was doing the bare minimum. again the HORRORS he must have witnessed firsthand or as a bystander mayhaps.. come on monty tell us ur secrets... oh so we're threatening now, okay monty sir (it confirms that he has been slighted before) poor lad

[iliveforaussiegrit]

🌶️

[chopper-base]

Welp. Went to a comic con. Had fun. It was great. Started talking to a star wars cosplayer and some-fuckin-how, we ended up talking about fanfics. Turns out THEY HAVE READ SOME OF MY SHIT ON AO3 AND I JUST ABOUT DIED ON THE SPOT-

FUCK

[yourlocalspiderwoman]

I rewatched Deadpool vs Wolverine today and they had no business showing Logan oiled up 24/7, bro was glistening the entire time

[all-the-gae-things]

fellas, is it gay to suggest pretending to be a gay couple with your new partner, whereupon he asks 'Ach, Sie stehen da drauf?' and you answer with 'Na klar' whereupon you stare at each other like this?

[interpolationz]

i am not okay-

[danielleitloudernow]

Dear KTY,

It is stupidly unfair how absolutely adorable you are.

Seriously.

Thank you for this.

Sincerely, me

PS-WOW 🥹

The amount of sass in this video 🤣 then the pure sweetness ❤️

[absolutefilthimsosorry]

[respectthepetty]

Oh, so Jazz for Two wants to give me a Happy Human who is excited to be free of his rigid classical father and life

and a Black Brooder who is overwhelmed with anger and anxiety?

Well, who am I to argue with color coding that makes sense.

Because this makes sense!

Even the uniforms feed into it.

And their bags.

And the opener!

Let's continue this into episode three!

But what should I do with these side crumbs?

Because they are fighting.

When I need them to kiss!

But I do not trust this since it comes from the same people behind A Shoulder to Cry On.

Yet it has the other guy from To My Star and the main guy from Happy Merry Ending.

So it gets a pass from me! I like it and not just because it has colors.