#I WAS NOT PREPARED
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Lately I've seen a lot of people using "Star Trek ending" as a shorthand way of saying "cheesy 60s ending where all the characters get together and laugh at some shitty one-liner until the freezeframe in order to wrap things up with a neat breezy bow" and, well. They're not wrong... but that's only half the episodes.
The other half of the episodes end with you staring at the TV in haunted existential silence because the story's thesis was "Don't delude yourself that waging war with technology is any less brutal than committing murder with your bare hands. You are a mortal and an animal like any other and if you think you have a justified reason to kill you had better be prepared to face your enemy, and recognize him as an intelligent equal, and smash in his skull with a rock."
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Listening to Tony speak this episode like
#I WAS NOT PREPARED#dndads#the peachyville horror#dndads spoilers#dndads s3 ep. 8#tony collette#There was a lot of really cool stuff this episode worth talking about#But I have to get the Tony stuff out of my system first bear with me#He better not fucking die I stg
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Damn, Jey chill with that face card, calm down...
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me with all the wbb drama happening this week and it’s only wednesday
#nell talks#like what is going on#i was not prepared#this is just insane#what’s next#what will happen tomorrow#caitlin clark#jada gyamfi#angel reese#paige bueckers#kate martin#breanna stewart#brittney griner#las vegas aces#lv aces#indiana fever#phoenix mercury#chicago sky#wbb#wnba#uconn wbb#uconn huskies#women’s basketball#iowa women’s basketball#iowa wbb
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IM SORRY
EXCUSE ME
i have no words at this point
#i was typing a whole ass other post not paying attention#i was not prepared#seriously??#within 20 seconds??#the audacity#dan and phil#dnp#phan
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i fear he has gone thru smth before and would not like to retell the horrors to spare us from such fate
LOOK HOW PROUD HE IS OF HIMSELF FOR HAVING HIS OWN BOTTLE. as if he was doing the bare minimum. again the HORRORS he must have witnessed firsthand or as a bystander mayhaps.. come on monty tell us ur secrets... oh so we're threatening now, okay monty sir (it confirms that he has been slighted before) poor lad
#seattle kraken#brandon montour#bm62#nhl#ice hockey#sir can we get an interview with u in#checks notes#less compromising state#i watched this at 6 am#i was not prepared#monty answering the real questions#always so smiley ilysm#i would like to assume that the slighting may have happened during the panthers era#could be HAHA#now he just has to say who#just because these band of circus monkeys (lovingly and endearingly) prolly are so so rambunctious with eo
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Welp. Went to a comic con. Had fun. It was great. Started talking to a star wars cosplayer and some-fuckin-how, we ended up talking about fanfics. Turns out THEY HAVE READ SOME OF MY SHIT ON AO3 AND I JUST ABOUT DIED ON THE SPOT-
FUCK
#...fuck me#SINCE WHEN DOES THIS HAPPEN#I WAS NOT PREPARED#the bad batch#tbb#bad batch#tbb crosshair#star wars#comicon#comic con
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I rewatched Deadpool vs Wolverine today and they had no business showing Logan oiled up 24/7, bro was glistening the entire time
#deadpool#deadpool vs wolverine#wolverpool#logan wolverine#thoughts and prayers#i was not prepared#hugh jackman#poolverine
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i am not okay-
#i can't do this guys#i was not prepared#i started genuinely sobbing eight minutes in#going to check if my go to local record store for this album tomorrow#unreal unearth#hozier
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Dear KTY,
It is stupidly unfair how absolutely adorable you are.
Seriously.
Thank you for this.
Sincerely, me
PS-WOW 🥹
The amount of sass in this video 🤣 then the pure sweetness ❤️
#kristina tonteri young#kty#roast turned into a pep talk#i was not prepared#too kind#i'm gonna go cry now#❤️#sister beatrice who?#sister beatrice#warrior nun#cameo
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Oh, so Jazz for Two wants to give me a Happy Human who is excited to be free of his rigid classical father and life
and a Black Brooder who is overwhelmed with anger and anxiety?
Well, who am I to argue with color coding that makes sense.
Because this makes sense!
Even the uniforms feed into it.
And their bags.
And the opener!
Let's continue this into episode three!
But what should I do with these side crumbs?
Because they are fighting.
When I need them to kiss!
But I do not trust this since it comes from the same people behind A Shoulder to Cry On.
Yet it has the other guy from To My Star and the main guy from Happy Merry Ending.
So it gets a pass from me! I like it and not just because it has colors.
#jazz for two#the colors mean things#color coded boys in love#this had a lot of bl boys in it#I was not prepared#but I'm here for it!#and by here I mean grey#since I couldn't find this any other way
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Oh my fucking god
#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatfest#shiver#splatoween#shiver splatoon#so I was hoping they would make new splatoween art#I wanted to see witch Shiver#but holy shit#I was not prepared#She used a love potion on me#and it worked#holy shit I need her#TEAM WIZARD REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE FIGHTING FOR
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4x21 The Mayhem on a Cross (Bones) is actually INSANE I’ve never given it enough credit
Gordon Gordon and Sweets - canon season 4 at least ONE of them ‘struggles with denying their attraction everyday’ STOP and then Sweets is just the most traumatised lil duckling ever he just wants to be loved and Gordon is so grandpa core and booth LOVES him
NOT TO MENTION the way that when their sharing their childhood trauma (so so rare) to make sweets feel like he’s part of a family and Bones shares a small snippet from an awful childhood experience in foster care and booth is just like ‘I was going to kill my self’ and then no one ever talks about it again
ITS ALWAYS THE UNSUSPECTING EPISODES
anyway go watch bones it’s the most unhinged found family, trauma, slow burn romance disgustingly lovely show ever it just also happens to be a for-tv crime drama 🥲🥲
#the writers WRIT#good lord#I was not prepared#bones tv#temperance brennan#seeley booth#booth x brennan#lance sweets#ahshdjdhakakfj
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brittanysnow on insta "Call out “be dramatic” right before taking a picture. I dare you.
Another day here with lake life & murder on #TheHuntingWives. 📸 @gstar3000"
#brittany snow#i was not prepared#she is so stunning#the hunting wives#because she’s beautiful#my favorite blonde#she is so hot
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