The fanfic-writing secret identity of a Canadian teacher. Nonbinary/genderqueer, pansexual/queer. (They/them/theirs.) My fanfic is on AO3.
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A crow suddenly finds out he's appreciated not only for seduction and murder
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Things are going very well on RedNote/Xiaohongshu.
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looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:
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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again
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A quick and dirty on why retractable leashes are the devil:
1- Your dog is 15 feet away... do you know what it just ate? Did you see the squirrel it killed before it did? How, exactly, do you plan to keep the dog out of the road?
2- If the dog gets a good running start it can pull the leash out of your hand. And if you suddenly hit the stop toggle you can harm your dog.
3- Those leashes are very sharp at speed. They can lacerate both you or your pet.
4- Congratulations, your dog just created a Gordian Knot around you, that tree, and an errant child.
5- That dog down the street is reactive to other dogs based on proximity. Your dog is now 25 feet closer to that dog.
6- Your dog just took a dump 20 feet out in a field of tall grass. Have fun playing hunt the poop.
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AHHHH, this is why I tell him off when he plays with Pangur! she doesn’t hold in her claws….
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hear me out wheel
step 1: spin the wheel step 2:
i left out a LOT of characters i found way too conveniently attractive on this one. have fun
#Hexxus (Tim Curry smog monster)#OP not only would I smash so hard - Hexxus was my Horny Monster Awakening
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Because someone is on the ball, Turner Classic is playing (among other WWII films) The Great Dictator today.
If you haven't seen it, please do. It was produced by Charlie Chaplin in the late 1930s, when it became clear that the war was going to happen, and came out in 1940 after it had started. Essentially, Chaplin realized that his famous mustache was about to be usurped forever by a fascist, and that fascist was going to kill a lot more people in the future than he had already.
It's a parody, made before the worst horrors of the Nazi regime were known to the general public, so there is discomfort here (if you've seen Disney's Der Fuhrer's Face, you'll get the idea), but the movie ends with Chaplin essentially saying "fuck it, no one else seems to be speaking out about this and I'm going to use my platform to do that."
For context, this character is a Jew who has been mistaken for the dictator (for obvious mustache-related reasons), and has been sent onstage at a rally to give a speech. Instead of trying to impersonate Hitler, he says what he really thinks. And keep in mind, Chaplin was coming out of semi-retirement for this. It was the first time most people had ever heard him speak, and this is what he said:
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people who for very silly reasons want to market prepared food products without preservatives in them who then discover why we started putting preservatives in prepared food products in the first place (because without a preservation method food quickly grows stale, and frequently also moldy or downright toxic) is a consistently good bit. like people really seem to think we put Evil Chemicals in food on purpose for no reason.
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Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."
This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.
He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.
He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.
He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.
Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.
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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
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i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here
are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????
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Begging people to understand that homophobia doesn't mean "being mean to gay people because they're gay", misogyny doesn't mean "being mean to women because they're women," and transphobia doesn't mean "being mean to trans people because they're trans."
These are all intertwined systems of oppressive social control.
The whole THING is that gender policing of all types is used to keep people in line to make them act "normal" (to act as their gender should).
When a young boy doesn't want to play football and his brothers do, and they call him a sissy, they are being homophobic, transphobic, and misogynistic. Even if he is straight and cisgender.
If a cishet woman is derisively asked "what are you, a lesbian?" For having short hair, she has experienced homophobia, transphobia, and misogyny.
One of the reasons it's so necessary to discuss them is because they are systems of control. The words aren't just describing types of hate crimes etc perpetrated against certain groups of people, it describes the violent aspects of cisnormativity, heteronormativity, and the patriarchy.
This post was made bc im mad about ppl being like "how would a person not lgbtq experience homophobia" (something I literally just saw) and "trans men can't experience misogyny and especially not transmisogyny" and "I'm a wholeass lesbian I can't be homophobic" (both sentiments I've seen multiple times before almost word for word). Those are just a few examples of the stuff I've seen said online from people who unfortunately don't understand how systems of oppression work to keep everyone in line.
Transphobia, homophobia, and misogyny are all inseparably intertwined because they come from the same place and have the same purpose.
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