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Come in, babe Across these purple fields The sun has sunk behind you Across these purple fields Winter Solstice Sunrise - Android Jones, 2015

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Knight and the enemy within

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sucks that "incel" is just like a generic insult now synonymous with "virgin" bc if people had much of an idea of what incel ideology actually entails, we could have a conversation about radical feminism being quite literally, beat for beat, incel shit for girls

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I see your "Viktor secretly pines over Jayce, the oblivious one" and raise you "Jayce overtly pines over Viktor, the oblivious one"

And not in a "Viktor doesn't think he can be loved" and more of a "he thinks Jayce does incredibly nice things for everyone, cause he's amazing"

Examples:

Jayce keeps the icebox full of Viktor's favorite treats and always makes Viktor's (incredibly sweetened) coffee first. Viktor thinks he's just being kind, he doesn't know that every time Viktor has joined in on a morning counsel meeting, Jayce made coffee for only him and once fully rolled his eyes when Hoskel asked for some, then walked away back to Viktor, and didn't touch the coffee maker again.

Jayce always pulls out a chair for Viktor to sit next to him. What Viktor doesn't know is that he's stealing other people's seats to do so. (If they're out with Jayce's family/family friends, it's usually Caitlyn's.)

When Viktor met Ambessa, she went all 👀 over him (cant resist a handsome twink) and Jayce came over, started complimenting him, only using "My Partner" to refer to Viktor. Viktor thought he was just being highly complimentary, when instead the translation was "my twink, back off"

Jayce is canonically a wonderful artist. Viktor thinks Jayce sketches all kinds of people. Jayce used to, until he started spending most his time with Viktor, and now he only draws his partner. Viktor just thinks its a way of decompressing after a lot of lab work and he's just the lucky subject because they're always together (Jayce also draws Viktor on his notes during meetings)

Jayce ends conversations early (if he can) when Viktor enters a room. Viktor has no idea he does this. He just thinks Jayce is always nearby.

Viktor doesn't know that non-counsel members aren't usually allowed in meetings (especially when serious). He think's its because he is the closest thing Piltover has to a Zaun ambassador. While it's sort of the case, it's actually because Jayce wants to always make sure that the praise for Hexcore/Hextech also goes to Viktor.

Jayce has stolen multiple tables, chairs, supplies to add to their lab because they're what Viktor prefers to work on (and Jayce thinks he's right). Viktor just thinks its funding. He doesn't know their lab neighbors are all wondering why their tables and chairs keep getting replaced and stolen.

Viktor thinks Jayce is touchy with everyone. Jayce only tolerates handshakes from most people. (Save from other people he is close with, Mel, Caitlyn)

Viktor thinks Jayce works in the forge shirtless because he gets hot easy. Jayce works shirtless to show off in front of Viktor whenever his Partner decides to come down and see his metalworking.

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Okay but can anyone articulate the mindset that leads older people to feel like they NEED to know people's gender identity all the time? Like what's going on there

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This woman is a MENACE.

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let it be know that i did not stay up late enough to watch the 2024 election get called, but I am up at 2:30 to watch “Those are his hooves you bitch” hit 1 million notes

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This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

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It's been cold here so have a cold morning with a great grey owl

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my mom didn’t believe in lying to children so when I first asked about santa claus as a small child she was like “oh santa claus is another name for a man named saint nicholas who lived a long time ago. he was a very kind and generous man and he loved giving people presents and he would do things like put presents in people’s stockings when they were hung up to dry by the fire, so they would find them and be surprised. so now when we give presents at christmas it’s fun to pretend saint nicholas or ‘santa claus’ brings them. and we hang up stockings by the fire and when we get up in the morning there are presents in them, just like if saint nicholas was still alive to bring them!”

so that thanksgiving one of my uncles said jovially “so mac, are you being good for santa claus?” and little (not quite three year old) mac looked up and raised an eyebrow and said witheringly “he’s dead.”

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Arcanegifs' Arcane Season 2 (2024) Character Poll: Mel Medarda ↳ “We each have our own expressions. Yours is quite rare. An empath. Attuned to the ethereal. Able to sense others' inner selves and bend their magic. A conduit and a mirror.”

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last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

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Someone PLEASE tell the Witch-King of Angmar that this little hobbit genuinely thinks it’s anyone’s guess whether or not he’s literate. PLEASE.

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you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

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Stumbled upon this random ship (in a fandom im not active in myself) that has like 150 works on ao3 which are all from just two people gifting each other fics about this pairing back and forth and theyve been doing it for 3 years... i think thats true love probably

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he’s such a little weirdo